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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ENGINE REWING)

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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- Hey, Ari.
- Where are you?

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It sounds like you're getting
fucked with a jackhammer.

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- $10 in the curse jar, Daddy.
- Sorry, baby.

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- I'm test-driving a new car.
- Matchbox or Hot Wheels?

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Funny. Vince feels bad about
giving away my Maserati.

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Wow! When my father
gave away my car

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I was forced to lose my virginity
on the back of a moped.

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- What do you want?
- The road to Bogota starts here, E.

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You want "Medellin," you got to
get Warner Brothers

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to dry-dock "Aquaman 2"
for 90 days.

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Just talk to Haggis' people.
That's what they need.

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We'll tell Alan that
when we see him.

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He's the head
of the studio, E.

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We don't tell him shit.
We ask nicely.

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Ari, Vince really wants
to do "Medellin."

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He already started
learning Spanish.

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I know. He left
15 messages on the machine.

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The wife thinks
I'm fucking the gardener.

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What the fuck?!

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11:00, E.
Don't be late.

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(KNOCKING)

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A little early, isn't it, Gold?

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That your car, Max?

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Yeah.

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It's blocking my driveway.

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Oh, sorry. My driver must've
forgotten to move it.

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If I give you the keys,
pull it around for me?

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Who's in charge of you?
I'd like to speak to an adult.

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My folks are skiing Gstaad.

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You want to complain about me,
you can try my agent or my housekeeper.

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Inez's English is for shit,
but she's home.

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Make sure that I don't see you
anywhere near my daughter.

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(CHUCKLES) You like it?

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Yeah, I like it,
but I don't need it.

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But you'll take it?

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Yeah, I'll take it.

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Good to see you finally embracing
your inner mooch, E.

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What about you, Johnny?
You pick?

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Really, Vince?
Oh, I don't know.

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Come on, we took
down Spidey!

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What kind of Aquaman would I be
if I didn't take care of my super friends?

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Oh, who loves you, bro?
I'll take blue.

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So, this beast is for me?

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Actually, Turtle, I have
another surprise in store for you.

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Really?

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Big Boy is gonna play
one of Saigon's tracks on the air.

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Are you serious? I've been
trying to get him airplay for a year.

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He's gonna give your number
to anyone who calls in.

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Get out of here!
That's awesome, Vince. Thank you.

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- Am I getting a car?
- Oh, Jesus.

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- I thought that was better than a car.
- Greedy bastard.

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- Nice, Turtle.
- You're right, it is better. I'm sorry.

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I mean, I figure
Saigon blows up,

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you might actually be able
to buy your own things.

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You're right. I want
to be able to stand on my own.

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Thank you, Vince.

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- (ALL LAUGH)
- I'm just fucking with you.

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- Of course you're gonna get one.
- Tool.

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- Idiot.
- Tool idiot with an Aston Martin.

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So we're gonna take
all these to the studio?

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Unless you think we're gonna look
like schmucks driving the same car.

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We'd be schmucks in Jettas.
In Aston Martins we look good.

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- And independently wealthy.
- Good point.

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Last one on the lot
pays tax and title.

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- Fuck that.
- VINCE: Oh, Turtle.

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- Put on Big Boy.
- Now?

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Yeah, right now.

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- (RAP MUSIC PLAYING)
- Yeah, baby.

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Vince, it don't stop ringing.

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Hello? Yeah, I represent him.

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Can I call you back in an hour
when I get to my office?

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Vince, this is getting nuts.
You think Ari would talk to me?

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- Why would Ari talk to you?
- 'Cause I'm in play.

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Hello? Yeah, he's my guy.

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What, I'm not Persian enough
to get one of those, Vince?

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Get us 90 days
and then we'll talk.

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Vince, last time
you were here

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I told you I wanted you
in the Warner's family, right?

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Well now, I'm gonna show
you how we treat family.

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Dana.

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I'm like the studio's
Vanna White.

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(LAUGHS)

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That's some allowance.

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Yeah, about $1 million
more than your old one.

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(LAUGHS) Wow. Thank you.

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No, Vince, thank you.

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Now we feel this is
the start of a very

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very successful relationship.

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Yeah, uh, listen...

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Vince is so excited that
we're doing "Aquaman 2."

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- That's good to hear.
- But before we get into...

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Before we jump
into the tank,

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Vinnie's got
a little passion project

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that he was really hoping
to sink his teeth into.

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Well, passion's important, right?
What is it, Vince?

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It's Paul Haggis's "Medellin."
Pablo Escobar's story.

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"Medellin"!
Hell of a script.

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Wow, Vince,
that's a great role for you.

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- What do you need from me?
- We, uh...

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- we have a slight scheduling conflict.
- Very slight.

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Mm-hmm, and you'd like me
to push back our start date.

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That's all we're asking.

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Well, for how long?
I've got a water tank

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the size of the Staples Center
out on stage five.

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Who's gonna pay
my utility bill?

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Well, I have a $1 million check.
How big of a bill is it?

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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ARl: 90 days, that's it.

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It'll really give people a chance
to see a different side of me.

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You realize how important this franchise
is to the studio though, right?

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I do. And it's important
to me too.

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I could give you 65 days.

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Will that help?

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Enormously.

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So what are we supposed
to do with 65 days?

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What are you talking about?
Paul Haggis comes from TV.

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He could shoot 40 pages in a day.
He can do this.

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I hope so.
What's wrong, Johnny?

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This guy's been
on the phone the whole time.

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Vince, I need help.

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I got to get back to the office.
Anything else I can do for you?

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- Just set the Haggis meeting.
- Already done. What else?

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- Pray.
- Done. What else?

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Ahem!

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Uh, I want you to talk to Turtle.
He needs some help with Saigon.

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- What, is he moving there?
- He's my rapper, Ari, and he's blowing up.

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- Okay, you got five minutes.
- No, I need a sit-down.

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- He needs a sit-down.
- Okay, you know what?

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I'm going to be at Equinox.
I'll be at the juice bar.

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Triple berry dreamsicles
on me, okay?

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I was thinking someplace
more like Spago.

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You know, where people
would see me with you.

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- 1:00, no sweatsuit.
- Fair enough.

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Are you 100%
el certainto it was Max?

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Yes, Miss Sarah, she was
on phone with that Max

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talking about a boat trip.

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Damn.
Did she catch you?

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No no, but when I asked
about her plans for today

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she said nothing.

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She never lied
to me before, Mr. Ari.

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But she lied!
She lied!

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I know, it's that Max. He's trying
to steal our little girl's soul.

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It's all right.
Listen, you keep an ear out.

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You got a big gift
for Navidad coming, okay?

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Was that Mr. Gold
on the phone?

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No, that was El Salvador.

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Okay, Johnny, you gonna
tell me what's wrong?

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Oh, nothing. I guess
I'm the only guy in this house

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that doesn't measure up
to the Gold standard.

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You want to talk to Ari?
Is that it?

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I've been waiting to talk
to Ari for five years.

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I'm an actor with no agent.

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You know what they say,
an actor with no agent is...

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- Is what?
- Is fucked.

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All right, I'll call Ari,

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but I can't make
him represent you.

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Putting me in a room with him
for a real discussion is all I can ask.

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He wants us to share a meeting?
That's ridiculous.

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Especially since
I had the meeting first.

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Ari's a busy guy.

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That's fine. I'll take
what I can get. Thank you, bro.

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So you're just gonna
hijack my meeting, Drama?

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Hey, fuck off, Turtle.
If it wasn't for me,

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none of you guys would
even be out here.

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If it wasn't for Vince,
none of us would have stayed.

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- Yeah, well...
- Well what?

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- Shotgun.
- Shotgun?

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- On the meeting, I talk first.
- Vince!

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The guy called shotgun.

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All right, it's time.
Let's go bag us some Haggis.

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Let's do it.

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Yeah, I got to roll
to my meeting too.

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Our meeting,
and I go first.

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- Not if I beat you there.
- I called shotgun!

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DRAMA: Hey!

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(TIRES SCREECH)

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- Math club, huh, baby?
- SARAH: Yeah, should be fun.

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Never heard of a math club
going on a boat before.

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00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:06,188
Oh, it's just a bunch
of really smart kids, that's all.

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Not smart enough.

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00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:11,652
- How do you know it's Max?
- A father always knows

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when his daughter's lying,
baby, and it's heartbreaking.

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I'm not your baby. I'm 14 years old
and you're spying on me.

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You can't keep us apart forever.
I love him!

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Lis... Sar...

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:28,877
(TIRES SQUEALING)

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Too slow, jerk-off.
Oh no!

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Hey!

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- First.
- That's bullshit. I called shotgun.

195
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,228
You can't then go
and call first and negate that.

196
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:49,481
Your shotgun was called
off location so it means shit.

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00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,650
- We're on location now.
- So?

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So, shotgun.

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00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,787
- Hey, E.
- Yeah?

200
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,497
Ari says Haggis
is a little intense.

201
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,750
- I don't want to freak him out.
- So what do you want to do?

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00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,877
- Just keep him calm.
- How?

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00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,963
Whatever he says,
just tell him we'll work it out.

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00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,882
What does that mean?

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00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:16,425
Means we'll work it out.

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00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:18,552
- We always do, right?
- Exactly.

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00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,179
Let's go get him.

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00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,598
He's performed live 100 times.

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00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,434
Just 'cause you haven't heard
of him till now doesn't mean shit.

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00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:29,021
You know what?
Call me then, I've got to go.

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00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:30,981
Huh. Sorry about that, Ari.

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00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,775
You know how it is.
It's nonstop.

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00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:35,110
Turn your fucking ringer off,
Turtle, my time is precious.

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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING ON PHONE)

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00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,199
- It's ringing again, Ari.
- I'm sorry.

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00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,743
Enough with the sorrys.
The clock is ticking, let's go.

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00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:46,163
Okay, here we go.
I got a two-phase plan.

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First, there's 500 CDs pressed
and sitting in the trunk of my car.

219
00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,794
So what, you want me to sell them
with you on the promenade?

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(LAUGHS) You crack me up, Ari.

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The second phase of the plan
is what I need you for.

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I mean, A&R guys have been
calling me all day.

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00:12:00,804 --> 00:12:02,471
I need you to back me
with the suits.

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00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:05,808
- He's gonna get a deal, Ari, guaranteed.
- I'm gonna get a piece of that?

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00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,768
No, you're gonna get a piece
of his acting career.

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00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:10,145
- Does he act?
- All rappers act.

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00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:11,480
(CHUCKLES)

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00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:13,565
Vince said you were gonna
come here and listen to me...

229
00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,318
"Vince said he'd throw me
a piece of pussy because he's famous."

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00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,071
Whatever you want, Turtle.
Okay, I will rep you.

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All right, next.
Impress me, Drama.

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(CLEARS THROAT) Okay.

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- Every small boy has a dream, Ari.
- (LAUGHS)

234
00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,963
For some, that dream
is to soar to the heavens

235
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,966
as an astronaut.
For others,

236
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:42,177
- it's to step out onto a Broadway...
- All right, I'll rep you.

237
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,764
Really? You'll put me
on your client list?

238
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:48,058
If we don't have to stay
for coffee, yeah.

239
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:54,982
How the fuck am I supposed
to turn a 90-day shoot into 65 days?

240
00:12:55,525 --> 00:12:56,567
We'll work it out.

241
00:12:57,652 --> 00:13:00,362
Vince, in order to shoot
this movie in Colombia

242
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,031
I had to negotiate
with the government, the drug lords,

243
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,242
the FARC rebels and the fucking right-wing
militia death squads,

244
00:13:05,326 --> 00:13:07,453
and you want me to undo all that?
You out of your mind?

245
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,289
- We'll work it out.
- Why's he keep saying that?

246
00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,541
Because he believes we can.

247
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,252
All right, look, Paul.
We just want you to think

248
00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,880
about how we can do this,
because we all really want to do it.

249
00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:21,550
Well, it's real easy. All you have to do
is cut 30% of your key scenes.

250
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:25,179
- I don't want to do that.
- Come on, we all have to compromise.

251
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:27,473
Okay, how about...
oh, how about this one here?

252
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,766
This is the one where you're being
hunted and you go to your mom

253
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,977
- and you tell her you love her...
- And she spits in my face.

254
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,854
- I love that scene.
- Yeah, it's a good one. It's gone.

255
00:13:33,938 --> 00:13:36,648
- Let's see. What else?
- Paul, I don't want to tell you

256
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,151
about your business, but can't you
just shoot the movie quicker?

257
00:13:39,235 --> 00:13:41,487
I mean, how long did it
take you to shoot "Crash"?

258
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,156
Vince, I loved
what I saw of "Aquaman."

259
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,366
- Thank you.
- This is not "Aquaman."

260
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,912
In this movie I want you to play
what I like to call a human being.

261
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:53,749
See, together I want to humanize one
of the greatest monsters of all time.

262
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,667
What I want is even
after the audience

263
00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:58,670
sees you ruthlessly slaughter
like 1,000 people,

264
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,506
I still want them to care.

265
00:14:00,590 --> 00:14:04,801
I want them to care so much
that when you die they fucking weep.

266
00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,179
They won't want to.
They'll hate themselves for it.

267
00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:09,223
But they will fucking weep.

268
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,933
I have to do this movie.

269
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:14,520
- Paul, he's got a contract.
- A contract? Ah!

270
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:17,523
If I let contracts rule my life,
I'd still be doing "The Facts of Life"

271
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,942
rather than hanging
with my boys.

272
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,119
- Thanks, Esteban.
- Okay.

273
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,039
- Hey, Ariel Gold.
- Hey, Penny.

274
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:37,251
Only my mom calls me that
and still I better have a fever of 103.

275
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:38,877
- How are you?
- Okay.

276
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,505
- I was just up seeing one of your guys.
- Oh yeah? Who?

277
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,340
We're looking at Jimmy Whitaker

278
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:45,676
for the Encyclopedia Brown trilogy.

279
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:49,179
Jimmy Whitaker, the pride and joy
of my young burgeoning teen division.

280
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,056
Yeah, I'll tell you what,
let's make a deal.

281
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:55,060
You do the whole "schlemiel, schlimazel,
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated"

282
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,313
- he's all yours, all right?
- Don't be a schmuck, Ari, okay?

283
00:14:58,398 --> 00:14:59,523
- What?
- It's a great project.

284
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,400
It's gonna be a heck
of a franchise.

285
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,151
The first one takes
place in the Kremlin.

286
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,238
Really? Good luck
faking Moscow in Vancouver.

287
00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:08,532
No no no.
The hell with Vancouver.

288
00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:11,493
We're doing it right.
24 weeks in Kazakhstan.

289
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,746
- Kazakhstan?
- Mm-hmm.

290
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,458
Jimmy Whitaker
is a spoiled prick.

291
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:21,461
You want to hire Max Ballard.
He's Dakota Fanning with a dick.

292
00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:22,921
I heard Ballard was difficult.

293
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,965
He's my next-door neighbor.
He is humble as pie.

294
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,467
I have been trying
to sign that kid for years.

295
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,012
Wow, Ari.
He's not even one of your guys.

296
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:33,181
I am a team player.
Boom! You owe me. Come here.

297
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,434
- Max Ballard.
- Ballard.

298
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,644
- Quit smoking.
- All right.

299
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,442
Uh-oh.
What happened, E?

300
00:15:43,526 --> 00:15:45,736
Haggis trying to cast you
as a pygmy drug mule?

301
00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:49,031
- Vince wants off "Aquaman."
- What is this, deja vu all over again?

302
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,450
- What did Haggis say?
- He said he needs all 90 days.

303
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:55,162
Noah can build an ark and save
all of God's creatures in 40 days.

304
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,372
He can't shoot a movie in 65?

305
00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,916
- Is there anything you can do?
- I can't control Haggis.

306
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,377
Well what if we call Cameron?
I can't even believe he's ready

307
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,046
to do "A2" so soon.

308
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,799
He's not signed on to do "A2."

309
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,677
- What?
- He just signed on to do the first one.

310
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,471
Then why is Vince
signed on for three?

311
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:13,972
That's the way it works
with actors.

312
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,307
Cameron was the only
reason I did the movie

313
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,892
in the first place.
Who's directing?

314
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:20,729
- Michael Bay.
- Jesus Christ!

315
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,482
- They're just rushing this thing out.
- Listen, Vinnie.

316
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:26,818
This is what studios do.
The thing is a monster hit.

317
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:28,904
They're just trying to take
advantage of it, that's all.

318
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,822
- I haven't even seen a script.
- They're working on it.

319
00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,283
- Andrew Kevin Walker writing?
- Kevin Smith.

320
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,745
- Oh boy.
- Fuck you, Ari. I want off this movie.

321
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,413
We'll go to Warner's,
we'll ask them for more days.

322
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,249
There are no more days. What are
you talking about? You were there.

323
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,835
Alan was nice enough to give us 65.
He didn't even have to do that.

324
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,338
- I'm not doing this movie.
- Vince, you signed a contract.

325
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:48,548
And I know that you
are a man of your word.

326
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:51,385
Oh yeah, and are you?
Are you a man of your word, Ari?

327
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:54,054
- I never lied to you.
- You told me if I did "Aquaman,"

328
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,181
- that I could get "Medellin."
- You got "Medellin." I can't help

329
00:16:56,265 --> 00:17:00,102
the timing. Listen, I would if I could.
Remember, I don't get paid shit on this.

330
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,020
It all goes
to my former employer.

331
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,356
Look, Vinnie, I know that
you would kill that role.

332
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:07,109
I know the timing sucks.
But be a man.

333
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,154
(SIGHS)

334
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,911
I'll call Haggis,
tell him I'm off the movie.

335
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,663
I'm sorry, Vinnie.

336
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,419
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

337
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:32,217
- Just running this shit all day, huh?
- TURTLE: All day.

338
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,761
This keeps up, you'll have to get
your own channel on Sirius.

339
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,513
Yeah, I got to say, Turtle,

340
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:39,266
took you longer than you promised, man,
but you came through.

341
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,143
You ain't seen nothing yet.

342
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,311
Hey, yo, Keshawn,
let me get the box, man.

343
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,277
- Yo, you got me a gift?
- Just a little something.

344
00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,946
Sai, don't go spending all
your money just yet, man.

345
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:57,159
- Try it on.
- Yo, I can't accept this.

346
00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,911
No, don't worry. They're CZs
but I plan on replacing them

347
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,496
as soon as I can afford it.

348
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,792
That's tight, man.
Thank you.

349
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,544
(DOORBELL RINGS)

350
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:13,258
- Oh, hey, Paul.
- Hey. I couldn't sleep.

351
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:16,511
I just keep trying to picture this movie
without Vince and I can't do it.

352
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,847
Well, what can we do?

353
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,474
Brainstorm.

354
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,355
(SIGHS)

355
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:30,275
(INHALES SHARPLY)

356
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,362
I got nothing.
Nothing.

357
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,448
- Nothing.
- Nothing.

358
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:37,532
Nothing.

359
00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,660
You ever consider cutting out
all the flashbacks, Paul?

360
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,164
- No.
- E: Now this may be retarded,

361
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:45,707
or maybe I'm just baked,

362
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,044
but you said you wanted Vince
to gain 50 lbs. For the part, right?

363
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,671
70. It's more authentic.

364
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,882
Right, but you still need him
skinny for the early years.

365
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,843
- Yeah.
- So you shoot the first half now

366
00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,929
before "Aquaman 2"
while he's skinny.

367
00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:02,307
Shoot the second half after he wraps
when Vince piles on the pasta.

368
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:04,976
- VINCE: Like De Niro in "Raging Bull."
- Like Clooney in "Syriana."

369
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,354
Or Johnny Chase
in "The Commish"

370
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,731
when I played
that bulimic pedophile.

371
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,776
- Did you see that one, Paul?
- No.

372
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,153
But you know what?

373
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:16,780
- This could work.
- You think?

374
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,157
- This could fucking work, man.
- Definitely.

375
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,700
Fuckin' A!

376
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,118
Good work, E.

377
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,704
Yeah well, somebody's got to
make shit happen when you can't.

378
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:27,082
Save one pat on your back
for me. Huh, buddy?

379
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,834
Yeah yeah yeah.
Look, you've got to call Alan.

380
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,961
Tell him Vince wants to take him
out to dinner to say thanks.

381
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,171
Wow, our boy is really
becoming a man now, huh?

382
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,714
I'll talk to you later, Ari.

383
00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,759
Call Alan at Warner.
Set up a dinner for four, please.

384
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,345
- Today is going to be a big day.
- For you maybe.

385
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,889
Some guy at Atlantic Records
keeps calling me every 10 minutes.

386
00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,266
- What does he want?
- I have no idea.

387
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,351
He just keeps saying
something about Saigon.

388
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,061
Saigon?
That's interesting.

389
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,021
- Get him on the phone right now.
- Right now? Okay.

390
00:19:56,571 --> 00:19:59,197
Oh, in the hole!
Just like Tiger at Sawgrass.

391
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:01,241
Yeah, more like my six-year-old niece
at Nunley's.

392
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:04,578
Are you kidding?
Atlantic Records called you?

393
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,163
- ARl: Sony and Interscope too.
- Holy shit!

394
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:10,542
Anyway, tell Vince and E
8:00 at The Palms with Alan.

395
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,752
8:00 at The Palm with Alan.
What else, Ari?

396
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,963
Just make sure
they're on time, Turtle. I got to go.

397
00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:16,715
- Wait, Ari.
- Yeah, Turtle?

398
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,758
- Are you fucking with me?
- A little bit.

399
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,719
- This is sick, right?
- It is sick.

400
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:23,388
As soon as we settle this stuff with
Vince I'm gonna set up some meetings.

401
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,683
- Your boy's gonna get a deal.
- Holy shit.

402
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,644
I think your life's
about to change, Turtle.

403
00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:34,399
What happened?

404
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,276
Saigon is gonna get a deal!

405
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,403
Ari just said my life
was gonna change.

406
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,447
- Awesome.
- Come on. Congratulations, buddy.

407
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,407
- Thank you, E.
- Good work.

408
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:45,869
Vince, thank you so much.
That Big Boy thing put me over the top.

409
00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:49,205
Hey, I'm happy for you, bro.
I'm happy for you.

410
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,679
Come to Daddy, sweetie.

411
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,809
She still mad at me?

412
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,937
- No, she's mad at Max now.
- What did he do?

413
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,855
Took a movie
in Kazakhstan.

414
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,734
I'm so glad our daughter's
tears make you so happy.

415
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,945
Baby, those tears
mean our little girl's

416
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,530
gonna stay our little girl
for at least another day.

417
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:25,867
Ari...

418
00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,536
Now how about a quick blowjob
before my Vince dinner?

419
00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,247
- (GROANS)
- What?

420
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,377
Order whatever you want,
Drama, it's on me.

421
00:21:35,586 --> 00:21:37,128
I don't need you to pay
for shit of mine, Turtle.

422
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:40,465
With Ari on my side my life's
about to change also.

423
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:44,260
You know, we had "Medellin"
first over at my studio.

424
00:21:44,387 --> 00:21:46,054
- Really?
- Sure, yeah.

425
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,889
- Let it go.
- Why?

426
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,558
Couldn't budget under 130 days.

427
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,727
I was shocked when you said
Haggis was doing it in 90.

428
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,562
Shocked. Didn't think
it was possible.

429
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,440
So you must have thought it was really
impossible to do it in 65 days, huh?

430
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,525
Mm-hmm.

431
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,485
So essentially you sent
us on a fool's errand?

432
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:02,821
- Well, a little bit.
- E: We delivered.

433
00:22:02,905 --> 00:22:05,573
Oh, yes we did.
And we owe you. Thank you.

434
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,619
Can't let you do it.

435
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:14,749
- What do you mean?
- Well...

436
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:17,210
You said if I was back
on November 1 st...

437
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:20,255
Vince, I've got
a billion-dollar franchise to protect.

438
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:22,340
Happy Meals, action figures.

439
00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:23,967
I can't risk all that
having my Aquaman

440
00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,594
doing three hours of blow
in every multiplex in the country.

441
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:30,390
But, Alan, you looked me in the eyes
and you said that you'd do this for me.

442
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:31,516
- You gave me your word.
- I'm sorry.

443
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,935
Alan, a man is only
as good as his word.

444
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,980
Vince, it's just business.
Not personal.

445
00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:40,233
Oh. Just business.

446
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:42,944
(LAUGHS)

447
00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:45,864
All right, then I want
20 million to do "A2"

448
00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:48,616
or I quit.
Nothing personal.

449
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,161
Sorry, I'm late.
Date night with the wife.

450
00:22:51,245 --> 00:22:53,329
She thinks I'm getting popcorn.
What did I miss?

451
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,415
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)