1 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:08,424 (THEME SONG PLAYING) 2 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:20,747 There is nothing more important to a man 3 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,957 than his family. 4 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:24,125 These men, 5 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,003 these men of honor, 6 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:30,089 they too are my family. 7 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:32,925 La Familia Corleone. 8 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,804 I now invite you 9 00:01:36,889 --> 00:01:40,892 to be reborn as one of us. 10 00:01:41,143 --> 00:01:42,894 Thanks, bro. 11 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:46,063 GODFATHER: You are now one of our qualified men. 12 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,983 - Good for you, kid. - (DOOR CLOSES) 13 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,904 (VIDEOGAME EXPLOSIONS) 14 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,865 TURTLE: Look at this kid. 15 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:57,325 You know this is the closest you're ever gonna come 16 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,118 to working with an Academy Award winner? 17 00:01:59,203 --> 00:02:00,578 Yeah, nice try, Turtle. 18 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,622 But I guess the three episodes of "A Different World" 19 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:06,042 that I did with Marisa Tomei were just a figment of my imagination? 20 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,502 Try to imagine yourself getting off this game. 21 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,128 You've been on it all fucking day. 22 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:12,465 Hold on, E, let me ask the Boss of All Bosses if I can roll with you. 23 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:14,592 Come on, Johnny. Even Capone takes a night off 24 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:17,470 - to hang out with his boys. - Yeah, you're right. 25 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,639 Hang on, let me get my jacket. 26 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:22,350 - There you go. - Ooh! 27 00:02:23,435 --> 00:02:25,102 DRAMA: You know, Ari hasn't called me all day. 28 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:27,396 He's been your agent for 24 hours, Drama, relax. 29 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,941 Don't feel bad, Johnny. He hasn't called me today either... 30 00:02:30,025 --> 00:02:32,902 and I told the president of Warner's to go fuck himself last night. 31 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:35,238 Look, he'll call both of you when he has something to tell you. 32 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,114 Can we not talk business tonight, please? 33 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:40,159 This is supposed to be a hang-loose, get-fucked-up, guys' night out. 34 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:42,995 That's exactly what it's gonna be. Just the four of us. 35 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:45,540 - ERIC: Hey! - Hi. 36 00:02:46,750 --> 00:02:49,502 - How are you? Hi. - Hi. 37 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:51,128 Hi, guys. 38 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,547 - Hey. - Hi. 39 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:56,175 So what? You can't have a fun guys' night out with me? 40 00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:57,969 We love you, Sloan, you know that... 41 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,346 But... it's the law. 42 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:03,599 You don't invite your girl on a boys' night out. 43 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:07,270 Okay, in fairness to E, he had no idea I was gonna be here tonight. 44 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,772 Yeah, pull this leg and it plays "Jingle Bells." 45 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,858 SLOAN: (LAUGHS) I'm serious. 46 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:14,318 My girlfriend's in town from D.C. She's meeting me here. 47 00:03:14,403 --> 00:03:16,445 Yeah? What does she look like? 48 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,948 It's guys' night out. Don't worry about that. 49 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,450 Oooh, touché. 50 00:03:22,953 --> 00:03:24,203 Vince? 51 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:27,039 - Dibbs. - That's not her. 52 00:03:27,249 --> 00:03:28,541 - VINCE: Hi. - Hi. 53 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,668 Do you remember me? You bought me a birthday drink 54 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:33,838 - a couple of months ago. - Vodka tonic and 25, right? 55 00:03:33,922 --> 00:03:36,507 Right. How about I return the favor and buy you one? 56 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:39,302 Absolutely. Come sit, join us. 57 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,596 What's next? You got a girl coming too? 58 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,181 - (CELL PHONE RINGING) - It's Ari. 59 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,059 Hey, Ari, how was dinner with Alan? 60 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:49,020 Ask him if he found me a job yet. 61 00:03:49,104 --> 00:03:51,731 Dinner was great. Tell Drama he's on my to-do list 62 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:54,233 right after inserting needles in my cock. 63 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:55,943 Put Vince on. I got big news 64 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:57,862 and I don't want you taking all the credit for it. 65 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,614 Vince is busy, Ari. Talk. 66 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,741 Alan felt so bad about last night 67 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:05,077 he wants to bump Vince up to $10 million for A2. 68 00:04:05,162 --> 00:04:07,455 Interesting. Alan's moving up to 10, what do you think? 69 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:08,831 I think the number's 20. 70 00:04:08,999 --> 00:04:11,000 - We're holding at 20. - Put Vince on. 71 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:12,126 He wants to talk to you. 72 00:04:12,210 --> 00:04:14,503 Tell him Alan's a liar and I don't deal with liars. 73 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:17,173 Why don't we go to the bar so we don't have to wait for the waitress? 74 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,676 We can always go to my place so we don't have to wait for a bartender. 75 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:24,263 We'll catch you guys later, huh? 76 00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:25,806 - Tell him. - He wants you to tell Alan... 77 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:27,934 Yeah yeah, I heard him. Just put him on the phone, E. 78 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,268 - He's gone, Ari. - Eric... 79 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:32,438 we do not want to get on Alan Gray's bad side. 80 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:33,606 What do you want me to tell you? 81 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,441 Put him on the phone, you fucking dick! 82 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:37,568 I'm not a guy you want on your bad side. 83 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:40,071 - Really? What are you gonna do? - This. 84 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:42,531 Whoa whoa, he didn't want to talk to me? 85 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,117 This night is a total disaster. 86 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,744 All of a sudden we're on E's date. 87 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,789 - You wanna blow out? - Yeah, come on. 88 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:50,957 You guys are leaving? 89 00:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,501 - Yeah. - Hey! 90 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:56,212 - Oh my God, hi, Tori. Oh! - Hi, baby. 91 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:59,966 Maybe it will salvage this night after all. 92 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,968 Hi, it's Johnny Drama. 93 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,302 - Nice to meet you. - Hi, Tori. Nice to meet you. 94 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:04,470 - Turtle. - Hey. 95 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:09,475 - The girl was cold. - Ice cold. 96 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,769 What, because you guys couldn't close? 97 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:14,146 Couldn't close... she said she doesn't date. 98 00:05:14,231 --> 00:05:15,648 Brad Pitt couldn't close her. 99 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:18,317 Did you hear what she said when I offered to buy her a drink? 100 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:19,986 - No, what? - "No thank you." 101 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:22,321 - What a bitch. - (PHONE RINGING) 102 00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:26,033 All right, guys. This is Sloan, so stop. 103 00:05:26,118 --> 00:05:28,828 - Didn't we just see her? - How whipped is this guy? 104 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:31,706 - Hey, babe. - Hi, babe. 105 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,124 You guys sound drunk. 106 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,500 You weren't drunk when I left you. 107 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:37,294 - Huh, we're having a good time now. - Good. 108 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:38,796 Tell him. 109 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,507 Oh, um... Tori wants me to tell you 110 00:05:41,591 --> 00:05:43,676 that it was really nice meeting you. 111 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,302 Aw, tell her it was nice meeting her too. 112 00:05:45,387 --> 00:05:48,139 She wants me to tell you she thinks you're really cute. 113 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,558 Cute? That's cool. 114 00:05:50,642 --> 00:05:51,767 Who's cute? 115 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,936 - Tell him the other thing. - No. 116 00:05:54,021 --> 00:05:56,230 Yes! Here, I'll tell him. I'll tell him. 117 00:05:56,314 --> 00:05:58,149 Okay okay. Okay, wait. 118 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,316 Does she think one of us is cute? 119 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:00,651 - Eric? - Yes, Sloan? 120 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:04,113 Tori wants to tell you that she wants to have a threesome 121 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,906 with me and you. 122 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:07,992 Sleep on that, E. 123 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,703 Okay, we gotta go. I love you. Bye, babe. 124 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,621 Sloan? 125 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,207 (BEEPS) 126 00:06:15,459 --> 00:06:17,168 - What's up? - She like one of us or not? 127 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:19,003 I thought you guys didn't like her. 128 00:06:19,629 --> 00:06:21,047 - I loved her. - Yeah, me too. 129 00:06:21,131 --> 00:06:23,299 She's smokin'. So who'd she say was cute? 130 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,011 Me. 131 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:28,179 You. 132 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:30,389 Why would she tell Sloan she thinks you're cute? 133 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:32,892 They're drunk. She told Sloan we should have a threesome. 134 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,685 So why aren't you in your car right now? 135 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,228 'Cause they're fucked up and it's a joke. 136 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:39,398 - No woman should ever joke about that! - No, they should not. 137 00:06:39,483 --> 00:06:41,233 Either way, I'm so whackin' off 138 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:43,069 - to your girlfriend tonight. - Loser. 139 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,071 I was planning on whackin' off to Vince's girl, 140 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,697 but this definitely tops that. 141 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,413 (PHONE RINGING) 142 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,292 Hello. 143 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,252 Hey, Johnny, I have Ari for Vince. 144 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,171 Vince is sleeping, but I'll talk to Ari. 145 00:07:02,631 --> 00:07:04,632 Vince isn't available, but I have Drama. 146 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,093 I don't wanna talk to Drama, I wanna talk to Vince. 147 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,844 Sorry, Drama, I don't have Ari anymore. 148 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:10,387 You just had him for Vince. 149 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:13,516 But then you told me that Vince was sleeping and now I lost him. 150 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:16,894 Tell Vince to please call Ari when he wakes up and I'll have him again. 151 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,854 Oh, Vince just walked in. You got Ari now? 152 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:20,981 I have Vince now. 153 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:23,192 I have Ari. 154 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:26,862 Can I say that you won't talk to Ari unless he talks to me? 155 00:07:28,865 --> 00:07:30,032 Hey, Ari? 156 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,243 - Vince. - Here's Johnny. 157 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,788 - Yeah. - What do you need, Drama? 158 00:07:35,872 --> 00:07:38,124 - I need a job, Ari. - I'll see what I can do. 159 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,333 Do better than that. 160 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,085 How? 161 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,254 Promise you'll see what you can do. 162 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:44,338 Drama... 163 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:47,091 Promise, or I'm not gonna put Vince on. 164 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:50,886 I promise I will do all I can for you. 165 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,558 Sorry, I had him but now I don't. 166 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,854 Ari left three messages on my cell. 167 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:03,274 He was just on the phone. He's probably freakin' about the Warner's call. 168 00:08:03,650 --> 00:08:06,569 Can you imagine the look on Alan's face when Ari says no to 10? 169 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:08,821 Don't fuck with the boys from P.S. 154. 170 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:10,948 Speaking of fucking, did he tell you 171 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:13,367 - what Sloan said last night? - No, what'd she say? 172 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:15,327 Why did I think you guys would forget about that today? 173 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,746 I don't know, 'cause I was up thinking about it all night. 174 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,498 - Like you weren't. - What'd she say? 175 00:08:19,583 --> 00:08:23,961 Sloan and Tori want E to be the meat in their girl-girl sandwich. 176 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,713 No! Is it true? 177 00:08:25,797 --> 00:08:27,590 - What do you think? - I think you'd enjoy it. 178 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,966 You know Sloan, you think she'd do that? 179 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:32,845 E, I have a little theory that all women love other women. 180 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,847 That's probably because I love all women. 181 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:36,974 She was really drunk and it will never happen, trust me. 182 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,268 Well, drunk or not, she wouldn't have put it 183 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:40,978 out there if it wasn't a possibility. 184 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,689 Exactly. You might have to push her a little. 185 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:48,027 Yeah, E, are you man enough to push, hmm? 186 00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:51,030 - I'm man enough to leave. - Off to see Sloan? 187 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,907 Gee, I wonder what you're gonna talk about. 188 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,659 - See you guys later. - Hey, take this seriously. 189 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:58,746 When opportunity knocks let her the fuck in. 190 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:00,122 And for God's sakes, 191 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,374 let her go down on your girlfriend! 192 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:09,381 Yes, Alan, yes, listen... you've been more than generous, more than generous. 193 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,009 You know actors. Crazy comes with the territory. 194 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:14,303 I understand, Ari. But if this nonsense 195 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:17,223 continues much longer I might get mad. 196 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,058 Believe me, Alan, I more than anyone else 197 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,517 do not want to get you mad. 198 00:09:20,602 --> 00:09:23,479 I have seen you on the racquetball court. 199 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,565 Listen, I know that franchises do not grow on trees. 200 00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:30,069 I will call Vince myself and tell him how mad I will be 201 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,528 if he tries to pull a Chappelle. 202 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:34,657 Fantastic. I like your new attitude, Ari. 203 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,700 You should have moved to a boutique agency years ago. 204 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:39,745 - Thank you, sir. - Anyway, 205 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,331 I'm willing to go up to $12 and a half million to wrap this up. 206 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,167 12 and a half... 207 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,418 But Ari, 208 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:49,713 wrapped up means you call me... today 209 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,758 - by 4:00. - Lloyd, get Vince on the phone! 210 00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:56,428 - Give me the only answer that I want. - Alan, 211 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,515 - Alan. - Yes, Ari. 212 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,350 Consider it done. 213 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,018 - Ari? - Yes, Alan? 214 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:06,021 It better be. 215 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,315 - (DISTANT PHONE RINGS) - Lloyd! 216 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:11,860 - Do you have Vince? - No, I have Drama 217 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:15,072 and he says that he's been authorized to tell you that Vince 218 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,783 will not speak to you until he, Drama, has a job. 219 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,829 - Really? - Really. 220 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,459 (RINGING CONTINUES) 221 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:36,885 Question: Uh, no lox at staff meetings now, Ari? 222 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,887 Cost cutting until we get into the new offices. 223 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,140 There will be lox in the new year, trust me. 224 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:44,101 Until then, enjoy the gourmet chicken salad. 225 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:46,103 Anyway, people, 226 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,813 staff meeting has been canceled. 227 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,065 You all have one goal today: 228 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:52,401 To get Vincent Chase's brother 229 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:55,237 Johnny Chase a job. Any job. 230 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,365 I don't care if it's a porn shoot in which he is being 231 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:01,327 gang-raped by a gaggle of silverback apes. 232 00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,120 If there are cameras rolling 233 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:06,332 everybody wins. 10 grand to anyone 234 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,334 that can deliver this to me today. 235 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,051 Can I vie for the 10 grand prize also, Ari? 236 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:18,344 Sure, but you'll get paid in yen. 237 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:20,804 Now try E one more fucking time. 238 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,890 There's another e-mail. 239 00:11:22,974 --> 00:11:25,100 Hmm, what does this one say? 240 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:28,020 "You drunken, Irish, short, midget cocksucker, 241 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,855 I need someone to call me back." 242 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,315 He sounds angry. 243 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:34,651 - Yeah. - So what are you gonna do? 244 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,029 There's nothing to do. Vince is a man of principle. 245 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,740 He feels he was lied to. It's not about the money, so... 246 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:43,911 So. 247 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:45,996 So what else? 248 00:11:46,998 --> 00:11:48,791 What else? How are you feeling today? 249 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,501 I'm okay, why? 250 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:52,294 You guys were pretty hammered last night. 251 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,296 - We weren't that bad. - You weren't? 252 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:56,840 Is there something you'd like to say? 253 00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,635 No. 254 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,305 We were joking. 255 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,225 That's a mean joke. You shouldn't tease a guy like that. 256 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,936 - Like you would do it. - Oh, I'd do it. 257 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,021 If you were okay with it. 258 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,148 I mean who wouldn't do it? Why wouldn't I do it... 259 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,275 if you were okay with it? 260 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,862 Have you ever done anything like that? 261 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,489 No, have you? 262 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,199 What do you think? 263 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:25,160 I think, no. And I don't think you ever would. 264 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,246 Are you challenging me? 265 00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,498 No, I'm not saying it in a bad way, I just don't think you would. 266 00:12:32,377 --> 00:12:33,460 I would. 267 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,338 With you, once. 268 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,173 Once would be great. 269 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,051 And I'd have some rules... 270 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:44,471 No no no no no. No rules. 271 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,932 - I agree. Call it off, E. - Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. 272 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,935 A threesome with rules is not a threesome. It's a nightmare. 273 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:51,603 I don't even know why I told you guys this. 274 00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,355 This is between me and my girlfriend. 275 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:57,025 No, this is between you, your girlfriend and a complete stranger. 276 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,610 Of course you tell your best friends. 277 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,070 We might have some wisdom to impart. 278 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:02,448 The only threesome you guys have ever had involved each other. 279 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:04,533 I don't want any of that wisdom imparted. 280 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,827 - Vince, talk to him. - All right, what's the rule? 281 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:10,080 - What's the difference? - You can't have sex with Tori. 282 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:12,791 - How'd you know? - Lucky guess. 283 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,918 What are we doing? I thought we're going to Book Soup. 284 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:17,629 DRAMA: That was a ruse. TURTLE: This is gonna happen. 285 00:13:17,714 --> 00:13:19,590 We gotta get you prepared, baby. 286 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,050 Grab a basket. 287 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:23,677 What, are we in Pathmark? 288 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,179 Alan's on one. 289 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,222 It's only 3:30. 290 00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,392 - Um, I have 3:30 too. - I'm supposed to have until 4:00. 291 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,104 Tell him that you are looking for me and you will find me soon. 292 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:35,564 You are quite sure of it. Go. 293 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:38,567 And then you get E and Vince on the phone now. 294 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:45,365 - Seriously, how did you know? - Because Sloan's a good girl. 295 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,284 This is really just experimental. 296 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:49,328 Eh, more selfish than anything. 297 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:50,996 How is it selfish, Drama? 298 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,789 Because she gets the whole experience. 299 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,333 You only get to play the first half, 300 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,126 - then you gotta hit the bench. - It is bullshit. 301 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,712 No, guys this is a good thing, trust me. 302 00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,880 Look, I've had threesomes 303 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:02,049 where both girls wanna watch me with the other, 304 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,926 and I've had threesomes where I have one girl 305 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,136 who I need to be a little more protective of. 306 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:08,764 In the long run, the girl you have to be more protective of 307 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,141 is the girl you wanna be in a relationship with. 308 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,894 Not the girl who's begging you to bang her best friend. 309 00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:15,521 Look, Sloan's a good girl. 310 00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:16,855 You'll have a good time. 311 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,399 But make sure she knows she's the one in first position. 312 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,943 And definitely get one of these. 313 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,029 What? There's no rule Sloan can't fuck her, is there? 314 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,113 (PHONE RINGS) 315 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,698 Would you turn that fucking ringer off already? 316 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,535 - How long can we ignore him? - I'll take it. 317 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,161 Hello. 318 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:35,040 I'm workin' on stuff, Drama. I'll get back to you. 319 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,501 (DISTANT PHONE RINGING) 320 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,505 Anyone make any progress getting Johnny Chase a job? 321 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:43,674 I've got some calls in. 322 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:47,135 Any agents in the building have any calls in? 323 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,303 Somebody 324 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:51,139 better do fucking something or tomorrow 325 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,059 you will be working for fucking Lloyd! 326 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:55,269 (PHONE RINGS) 327 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,646 Ari Gold's office. 328 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,526 $12.5 million and no one will talk to me! 329 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:04,611 Nobody will talk to me? 330 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,031 It's Alan. I think he'll talk to you. 331 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,616 Ari! That's a rental! 332 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:11,159 That's a rental! 333 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:16,540 No, can't do...! 334 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:21,670 Alan, how are you? 335 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,882 Well, it's 4:02 and I'm making my own calls. How do I sound? 336 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,093 Do you have the answer that I want? 337 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:30,345 I... I'm actually just trying to locate Vince. He... 338 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:33,181 - Let me ask you a question, Ari. - Yeah. 339 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:36,935 What are you gonna do when you can't locate me? 340 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,605 What are you gonna do when I shut this place down 341 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,399 to you and everyone you know? How are you gonna like 342 00:15:42,483 --> 00:15:45,027 explaining to the rest of your clients that one of the largest 343 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,904 studios in the world no longer exists? 344 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:51,033 Would... I wouldn't like that, Alan... 345 00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,118 Let me propose something to you, Ari. 346 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,037 Something you can present to that... 347 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,789 pretty boy client of yours, if and when you find him. 348 00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:00,000 - Okay... I'm listening. - Oh... 349 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,877 I'm quite sure you are. 350 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,262 (VINCE WOLF WHISTLES) 351 00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,765 - Look at this guy. - Fancy. 352 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,266 What, are you going to your senior prom? 353 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,352 - Fuck off. - The maitre d' from Dakota 354 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,978 - called to confirm. - Dakota, huh? 355 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,230 Leave it to this guy to wine and dine a threesome. 356 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,526 It's from my private reserve. Just in case you have a problem 357 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:28,654 getting it started, that'll warm everybody up. 358 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,322 I know you're not a big porn guy, 359 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,824 but the innovations since the DVD are pretty amazing. 360 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:34,451 Remember back in the day you'd be tuggin' it 361 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,329 and they'd cut to a closeup of the guy's face and you wanted to kill yourself? 362 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,581 Never again. Multi-angles. 363 00:16:40,249 --> 00:16:42,834 - Good tip, Turtle. - Turtle, grab a picture. 364 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,671 This is before. You better bring home the after. 365 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,673 (DOORBELL RINGS) 366 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:51,593 - You got the girls picking you up? - What, no limo, E? 367 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,764 (DOORBELL RINGS) 368 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,349 This must be serious. 369 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,893 - He brought his muscle. - Hey, Johnny, go deal. 370 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,270 Hey, you better get out of here. The girls are waiting. 371 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,189 I'm not going anywhere. I'll call Sloan, we'll hook up later. 372 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,359 Don't be nervous, you've done it before. Now you're doing it twice. 373 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,486 I'm not nervous. I'm not abandoning you with Ari. 374 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:12,447 Unless Alan came up to 20, there's not really much to talk about. 375 00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,950 - Go ahead, have a good time. - For all of us. 376 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:18,662 - You sure? - E, you better go or I will. 377 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:21,748 (SNICKERS) 378 00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:23,333 Hey... oh, and E, 379 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,294 - lose the jacket. - You think? 380 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:27,587 Uh-huh. 381 00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:34,136 - You got something for me, Ari? - I don't have a job. 382 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:39,015 - Then I can't let you pass. - Even if I got you a good audition? 383 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:41,309 (CLEARS THROAT) 384 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,146 - Even if Lloyd did? - What do you got? 385 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,022 It's a pilot Eddie Burns is producing. 386 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:49,276 Eddie Burns? I used to play ball with Eddie Burns. He loves me. 387 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,570 It's four young Irish boys in New York. 388 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:54,197 - I'm Irish from New York. - And you were once young. 389 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:58,368 - LLOYD: It's the older brother. - This sounds perfect. 390 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:00,245 And if you book it I get 10,000 bucks. 391 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,205 Yen, Lloyd, 10,000 yen. Can I come in? 392 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:05,417 Eh, not so fast. You handed me off to Lloyd. 393 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,086 One day, one audition. Complain tomorrow, Drama. 394 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:11,381 - Later, Ari. - E, Vince better not be in that car! 395 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,426 - I'm right here, Ari. - Oh. 396 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:20,265 Hey, bear with me, Lloyd, I wanna hear your big-picture strategy. 397 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,600 All right, I'm listening, what's up? 398 00:18:21,684 --> 00:18:26,188 I just would like to ask you if you have a plan here, you know? 399 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,607 Because if you do, I would love to hear it. 400 00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:31,067 - A plan? - A plan for what you want. 401 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,528 For instance, if Alan offered you $20 million, 402 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:34,946 would that make you happy? 403 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,615 Ari, you know it's not about the money. 404 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,784 - What is it then? - I want the days he promised. 405 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,285 - I wanna do "Medellin." - Vin... 406 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:43,705 And if he does that, I will do "Aquaman 2" for free. 407 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,290 - It's not... - I swear to God. 408 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,542 It's not gonna happen, Vince, it's not going to happen. 409 00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:51,546 "Medellin" is done. They made an offer to Benicio. 410 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,638 Alan owns your ass. 411 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,976 He fucked me, Ari. To my face. 412 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,646 I'm sorry he lied to you. This is the world we live in. 413 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,608 He also offered you $12.5 million in compensation. 414 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,277 He didn't have to do that. You have to stop doing what you're doing. 415 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,363 All right? Because if you don't, 416 00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,950 he will sue you. He will take everything you have. 417 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:22,786 He'll take the house, the cars, maybe even Turtle. 418 00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:25,288 I don't care about any of that... except Turtle. 419 00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,414 Thanks, Vince. 420 00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,792 It's over, I'm sorry. 421 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,544 You have no other choice. 422 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,379 Do you understand? 423 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:35,715 - Yes, I understand. - Good. 424 00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:39,594 Tomorrow, breakfast on the lot, we make amends. 425 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,391 - I'm not going to breakfast. - Vinnie... 426 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:46,434 Alan just wants to look you in the face 427 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,312 and he wants you to tell him you're gonna honor the contract. 428 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:52,649 - No more grief, we move on... - Ari, listen to me. 429 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,443 I'm not going to any fucking breakfast. You can tell Alan 430 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:59,239 I will show up every day and I will bust my ass like I've always done. 431 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,949 But I don't want the $12.5 million. 432 00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,785 I want the seven that we agreed upon. 433 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,662 I don't want to be indebted to some douchebag. 434 00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:07,414 Vinnie, he has other movies. 435 00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,332 I don't care! 436 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,167 I'll never work with him again anyway. 437 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:13,003 I don't care if he offers me a billion dollars. 438 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:14,963 - Do you understand? - Vince! 439 00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:17,132 I'm done. 440 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,846 Kid's got principles, huh? 441 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,515 Where's the fucking manager when I need him? 442 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,601 Huh. 443 00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:32,147 ERIC: So your parents must be happy having you home for the weekend. 444 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,648 Oh, they're not around anymore. 445 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:35,775 Oh, I'm sorry, that's horrible. 446 00:20:35,860 --> 00:20:38,653 Oh no, baby, they're not dead, they just retired to Flagstaff. 447 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,531 - Oh, that's cool. - (TORI GIGGLES) 448 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,410 - It's so cute how nervous he is. - Nervous? I'm not nervous. 449 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:47,162 It's okay, you don't have to be. 450 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,372 Okay, Tori, you're freaking him out. 451 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:52,918 - And you're so calm, Sloan? - TORl: You're both nervous. 452 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:55,545 And it's cute. 453 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,718 We're gonna need to get drunk. 454 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:03,595 - Definitely. - Yes. 455 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,930 - Cheers. - Cheers. 456 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,182 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 457 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,996 I'm just kidding. 458 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:23,299 Ari, look, we're all very happy that Vince finally came to his senses. 459 00:22:23,384 --> 00:22:25,218 But how did you manage to talk him off the ledge? 460 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,137 It was very simple, Dana. I actually told him 461 00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:29,139 that he would have to fuck you if he didn't. 462 00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:31,599 - You're such an asshole. - What? There he is. 463 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:35,020 - How are you, Alan? - Where's your client, Ari? 464 00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:38,106 Oh, we're all good. Listen, it's a done deal. 465 00:22:38,858 --> 00:22:40,483 Vince feels so bad about this 466 00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:43,028 he said forget about the 12.5, he'll do it for the 10. 467 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,404 Oh. 468 00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,406 But he wouldn't come to a breakfast with me? 469 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,491 - No, it's not that. - These fucking actors, 470 00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:49,909 they think they have all the power. 471 00:22:49,994 --> 00:22:52,746 - Alan, Vince is a good kid. - Fuck Vince, Ari. 472 00:22:52,830 --> 00:22:54,039 And fuck you. 473 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:02,255 Okay, then. 474 00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:12,015 (PHONE RINGS) 475 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,600 Yeah, Ari, what's the problem? 476 00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:17,020 The problem is, I needed you last night to talk some sense into Vince. 477 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,105 I spoke to Vince. He told me everything was under control. 478 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:21,191 You told him to skip that breakfast meeting? 479 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,651 What breakfast? Vince didn't tell me about any breakfast. 480 00:23:23,819 --> 00:23:25,779 Alan wanted one, Vince wouldn't go. 481 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:28,740 Jesus. You know what? I'm pulling up to the house right now. 482 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,450 I'll have him call Alan and apologize. 483 00:23:30,534 --> 00:23:32,202 You know, what? It's too late for sorries. 484 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,497 Vince is out. Jake Gyllenhaal is in. 485 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:38,583 "Brokeback motherfucking Aquaman." Take that bitch. 486 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:40,919 Read about it in the papers tomorrow, 487 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:45,673 but pass it along to Vince or Drama or whoever will talk to you now. 488 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:56,518 - (LAUGHING) - DRAMA: All net, all net. 489 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,608 - TURTLE: So how was it? - Talk, E. 490 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,026 Come on, E, what you got? 491 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:06,319 Nothing good. 492 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:08,279 What? Sloan wouldn't let you fuck her either? 493 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:10,365 Did you have a breakfast with Alan this morning and didn't show? 494 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,909 - I told Ari I wasn't going. - But you never told me. 495 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,328 - Fuck Alan. - Actually no, Vince. 496 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,955 We're the ones that are fucked. 497 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:22,877 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)