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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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So let me get this straight:

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You wake up snuggling
a girl that you didn't even get to fuck?

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I'm not repeating
myself again.

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- It's disgusting.
- What is disgusting about that, Drama?

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What's disgusting
is the only reason

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a guy should be forced
to snuggle a girl

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is if he's allowed
to fuck her first.

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Or at least if she promises
she'll fuck him later.

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- Who snuggles in a threesome anyway?
- Question.

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- Who uses the word snuggle?
- E and E.

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Men spoon, E.
Women snuggle.

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I'm glad you're in
on this too, Vince.

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What?
Come on, it was funny.

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Besides, I just got fired.
I need a good laugh.

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Well, you can laugh in the car.
I promised Sloan

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I'd look at her setup for tonight.
I want you guys to come.

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We're going to her
charity event tonight,

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why do we have to go
again this morning?

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Because Tori'll be there and it'll
be freakin' awkward.

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If you guys are there I can say we're
going to lunch,

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otherwise I might get stuck.

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Okay, fine, E.
If you need us to go, we'll go.

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Okay?
Right, guys?

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- Yeah, of course.
- All right, we'll go.

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We'll go. But what
you really need, E,

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is a good snuggle.
Get over here!

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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Just checking in, Eric,
wanted to see how our boy is holding up.

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He wants to know
how you're doing.

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Well, besides the fact
that the "L.A. Times" compared me

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to Terrell Owens, I'm doing great.

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- You hear that, Ari?
- Yeah, the Eagles got rid of T.O.

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And look where they landed.

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"Aquaman 2" is gonna
make "Speed 2"

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look like
"Citizen fucking Kane."

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All right, you tell Vince
we will bounce back.

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You can tell him yourself
at Sloan's event tonight, right, Ari?

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Ah, come on, Ari.
It's for a good cause.

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Help her out.
It would mean a lot to me.

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I get hard thinking about the fact
that you actually like me, E.

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However, I am sitting down
with your father-in-law

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for the first time in nine months.

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If all goes well,
I promise you

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that I will try to show up if you
promise me not to wear any panties.

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- Bye, Ari.
- Bye, Eric.

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- Ari!
- I hoped you sharpened your fangs, Bar,

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because it is go time.

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Hold that!

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Terrance.

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Ari, you look a little haggard.
Everything all right?

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It's called aging, Terrance.
Not everyone can stay young

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by sucking the blood
of their employees.

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Gentlemen, let's keep
this civil. I suggest...

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Ari, you and I are both
born negotiators.

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So let's keep the legal eagles
out of this, shall we?

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- Absolutely.
- Good.

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Now, in the interest
of putting this

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whole sordid mess
behind us,

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I think you'll find
this offer very generous.

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We've been here before.
You know what? Save a tree,

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say it out loud.

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I'm prepared to offer you

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$4 million.

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Four?

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Okay, first let me counter
by saying "Fuck you."

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You see,
while you were off

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on your eight-year
"sabbatical"...

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sailing, duck hunting,

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whatever the fuck
it is you do...

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I took that agency
from the midlevel shithole it was

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to the powerhouse
it currently is

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- and I can prove it.
- And I thought I had an ego.

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You want to go
to court? Let's.

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I got nothing but time.

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Or have you forgot I got a very rich
wife who loves to spoil me.

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Let's get the fuck
out of here.

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Wait.

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10 million.

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- 12 million.
- Fine.

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- 11 it is.
- You got yourself a deal.

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Thank fucking God!

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Yeah!

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Way to earn your commission
in there, Bar.

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So what's your
opening line gonna be?

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- Fuck off.
- VINCE: I don't think they'll like that.

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Just make sure you say hello to Sloan
first, everything will be fine.

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- Thanks for that tip, Drama.
- Look, if you don't want us here...

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Just get in here.

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(EXHALES)

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- Hey.
- Hi, baby, how are you?

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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- Hi, guys.
- What's up?

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Hey.

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- The place looks amazing.
- Yup.

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Thank you.

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Yeah, you guys really
work well together.

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(SNICKERS)

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VINCE: So, Sloan,
I think it's great

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what you're doing here and I just want
to say if there's anything

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I can do to help tonight,
I'm down with the cause.

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Really? Anything?

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- Anything.
- That is great,

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because we're supposed to auction off
a dinner date with Zach Braff,

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but he literally
just bailed.

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(CHUCKLES) Anything else?

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- No, that's it.
- Whatever you need.

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- Thank you so much.
- (CELL PHONE RINGS)

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Oh, the flower guys.
Hold on one second.

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Hello.

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Yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah...

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I'm gonna go back to the hotel and work
on my tan, so I'll see you guys later.

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- Goodbye.
- Bye.

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- Peace.
- Goodbye, Eric.

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Later.

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- (ERIC EXHALES)
- Ooh yeah.

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Jesus, and you thought
you wanted to get in and out fast.

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- She was cold, right?
- DRAMA: Cold?

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She ran from you like a chicken
with a bad cough.

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- What does that mean?
- It's an avian flu reference.

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Oh, good one.

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This is not good.

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E, I don't know what
you're obsessing about.

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She thinks I'm a freak.

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You hit her with the unsolicited
snuggle, you are a freak.

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You know what, take me home. I'm gonna
drive over to her hotel and apologize.

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What? Apologize?
For snuggling her?

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For invading her space.
I don't know.

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DRAMA: You're a sensitive guy, E.

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- It's kinda queer.
- Whatever.

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You know what, Drama?
He is sensitive.

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Maybe we should
all go with him.

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Thanks, Turtle, but I don't
need support on this one.

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Wasn't going for support. Was going
to see Tori's ass in a bathing suit.

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(LAUGHS)

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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Ah, the girls
from Wisteria Lane.

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Which one of you is hiding a large
black man in your basement?

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Funny, Ari.
What are you doing here?

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I came here to tell you, honey,
that our marriage is a sham

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and the last 15 years
have meant nothing.

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- What are you talking about?
- I came here to tell you

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that I want it to actually
mean something this time.

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Oh my God! (GIGGLING)

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- Ari!
- Let me put it on you, baby.

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- Oh my God.
- Look at that.

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Whip 'em out, ladies.
Let's see who's got the biggest.

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- I take it the meeting went well.
- It went well, baby.

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Let me show you how well it went.
I'm stealing the bride-to-be, everyone.

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- Where are we going?
- It's a secret.

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Lunch is on me provided that Joyce,
you still have your stomach stapled.

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Fuck you, Ari. Just for that I'm
ordering a bottle of Cristal.

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The new Gold Standard.
It's gonna make the Endeavor building

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look like a fucking
Dunkin' Donuts.

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Oh my God,
it is huge.

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It'll house 150 agents.

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All of whom, if they're
sexually harassed,

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have only one person
to sue... me.

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(LAUGHS)

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Ari, can we afford this?

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Baby, listen, we've been
planning this for nine months.

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With this money all
the pieces are in place.

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I know you're scared.
But it's time.

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Just say yes.

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Yes.

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Let's go take a lap
in the executive Jacuzzi.

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- You've got a Jacuzzi in here?
- Not yet,

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- but they'll put one in.
- No, they're not.

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- We could talk about it.
- We just did.

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- I don't know. Maybe I can bribe you.
- Here?

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Ari, are you out
of your mind?

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Oh!

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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- Eric. Yo, what's up, E?
- Hey, Seth. What's going on?

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- How are you?
- I'm good, I'm good.

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How's Vince, man? I can't believe
they fired him. That is brutal.

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It's for the best really.
Frees us to do other projects

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- we're more interested in.
- Good.

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Sorry about your show
getting canceled.

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Oh yeah, what are you
gonna do, man?

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Nobody believed that four guys in their
30s were gonna live together.

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Yeah, well I lived
at the guest house until last year.

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You get moved up to the maid's quarters
now? I'm kidding.

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How's Sloan?

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She's good.
You know Sloan?

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Yeah, I know Sloan.
She's a great girl, man.

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- Yeah.
- You guys doing all right?

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- Yeah, good. I'll tell her you said hi.
- You should.

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- Eric?
- Hey, Tori.

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Oh, excuse me.

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- It's not what it looks like, Seth.
- It never is, man.

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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Can we get a drink?

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Um, yeah, sure.

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All right, look, I just wanted to come
by and apologize.

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- For what?
- For the other day.

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- You know, the way we woke up.
- You mean the way I woke up.

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Yeah. It was completely
unintentional.

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Well, obviously,
I mean, you were sleeping.

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Exactly. I was
as surprised as you were.

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But I just prefer
if we didn't tell Sloan.

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I mean, she might think it was weird.
I mean, it was a little weird, right?

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Well, I mean,
actually waking up

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with you spooning me
was kind of funny

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but I think Sloan would think it was a
lot weirder that you're here right now.

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Well, the only reason
I came here was to apologize.

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I hope so.

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Why else would I be here?

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Eric, I have no idea.
I hardly know you.

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But let me tell you
something about me.

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The other night was fun
and nothing more.

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I know.

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And Sloan is a really good friend
of mine and she's your girlfriend

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so you just being here behind her back
is making me totally uncomfortable.

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Sorry.
Fine.

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I can't believe
we just did that.

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What? It was like freshman year
at the Z.B.T. House.

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We didn't do it freshman year
at the Z.B.T. House, Ari.

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You're right.
It was Amy Myers.

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You fucked Amy Myers?
Oh my God.

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You're gonna get mad about it?

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It was 20 years ago and you
landed the big prize.

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- I did.
- I love you. Come here.

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Oh my God, Ari!
What the hell?

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- I think that was Adam Davies.
- Who?

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It's that rat-fuck that screwed me
with Terrance last year.

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- So what?
- So? Is that rock fucking blinding you?

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If Terrance knows
that I'm taking the big space

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he'll know that I'm
starting the big agency.

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So what's the difference
if he knows?

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- Oh my God, we don't have the money.
- We have an agreement.

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Baby, it's all...
He didn't see anything. It's all good.

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- Get me up.
- Don't worry about it.

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What the fuck was that?

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My wife lost
a contact, Davies.

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00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,594
Why don't you pop out
and help us?

237
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:21,221
Maybe I'll give you a little curbing
when you're on your knees.

238
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:23,515
You'd love to see me with something
hard in my mouth, huh, Ari?

239
00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:25,684
- Oh, Jesus.
- Sorry.

240
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,644
He brings it out of me.

241
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:29,104
Later.

242
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:30,981
What, baby?
It's all good.

243
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:33,108
He doesn't suspect a thing.
Come on.

244
00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,778
- She basically called me a stalker.
- Basically?

245
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,447
From snuggler to stalker.
Sounds like an M.O.W.

246
00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:41,700
Girls have a tendency
to throw that term around, E.

247
00:11:41,785 --> 00:11:42,910
I wouldn't sweat it.

248
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,079
The only reason I went down there
was to apologize.

249
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,206
Which I didn't understand
in the first place.

250
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:52,044
Vince, let's for a moment just assume we
understand the reason for the apology.

251
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,047
- Why to her?
- Yeah, E, why to her?

252
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,466
- Yeah, why her?
- What do you mean?

253
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,927
I mean if anything you should
be apologizing to Sloan.

254
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,679
Exactly. After all, she was the one
you weren't snuggling with.

255
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,390
Maybe there's another reason
you went down there.

256
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,975
Maybe there's a reason
behind the snuggle.

257
00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:08,811
Oh no.

258
00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:12,815
Did E fall in love
during a threesome?

259
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:16,026
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- If anyone could do it, it's E.

260
00:12:16,111 --> 00:12:19,071
You're like a chick. I mean, the guy
cannot have unemotional sex.

261
00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:20,739
- I didn't have sex.
- Whatever.

262
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,075
You can't whack off
without weeping.

263
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,245
I went down there for no other reason
than to say that I'm sorry

264
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,163
and apologize
for cuddling

265
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,332
or spooning
or whatever, Drama.

266
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,959
It was unintentional.
It was an accident.

267
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,545
Freud says there
are no accidents.

268
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,008
You guys crossed swords
during your threesome. Accident?

269
00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,557
VINCE: Yo yo, Eric Murphy.

270
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,934
- Come on, we're gonna be late.
- I'm coming.

271
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,979
I can't believe I'm the one
telling you that.

272
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,772
- Yo.
- Yo.

273
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:58,026
- Never mind.
- Come on, what's up?

274
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,779
I can't stop
thinking about Tori.

275
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,823
It makes me sick.
I feel guilty.

276
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,867
Jesus.
Really?

277
00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:07,035
I was just kidding.
You're really into her?

278
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:12,082
No, it's just that when we were doing
our whole, you know, thing,

279
00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:13,333
I wanted her.
Bad.

280
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,377
So?

281
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,503
More than I wanted Sloan.

282
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,298
- Oh.
- Yeah.

283
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:24,678
E, you had a threesome. Any guy's gonna
want what he's never had during that.

284
00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:25,971
I still want her.

285
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:28,849
You were this close to having her.
It was a big tease.

286
00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:30,559
If you would have had it
it'd be over now.

287
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,394
- You think?
- Absolutely.

288
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:35,564
And here's the good news.
She's not into you.

289
00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,442
She thinks you're a stalker.

290
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:42,738
She was probably wanting the whole
threesome thing just to get to Sloan.

291
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:46,074
And she lives 3000 miles away so just
get through the night and it's over.

292
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,118
It should be a good one.

293
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,913
Hey, I'm the one who's being sold
like I'm on eBay.

294
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,831
(PEOPLE CHATTING)

295
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,504
It could be fun, Vince.
Like that time you got auctioned off

296
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:01,215
- for the Feed the World event.
- Jesus, remember that Cuban guy

297
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:03,509
who bought me and wanted me
to come live with him in Havana?

298
00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:05,886
Guy never sent me those cigars
he promised. I should call.

299
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:08,680
Ask if he knows any good lefties for
the Yanks bullpen while you're at it.

300
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,015
Great mother of God.

301
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:12,893
TURTLE: Oh, she cleans up good, huh?

302
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,271
- Just get through the night.
- (EXHALES)

303
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,942
SLOAN: Hey, guys.
ALL: Hey!

304
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,611
Thank you so much
for coming. Hi.

305
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,655
- Things look like they're going well.
- They are.

306
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:27,032
They're about to get even better.
Vince, come with me?

307
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,867
Let's show the ladies what
they're bidding on.

308
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,702
- I thought it was a silent auction.
- It is.

309
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:33,455
But I've got to present
the merchandise.

310
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,292
Let's go get a drink.

311
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,420
Where do you want to go?
French Riviera, St. Barts,

312
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:43,507
- Australian outback?
- No more spending, Ari.

313
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,300
Not until we're
in the clear.

314
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:48,303
We are in the clear, baby.
I don't know why I panicked.

315
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,389
Davies saw us
in the middle of the street.

316
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,224
What does that mean to him?
Absolutely nothing.

317
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,393
Pick a vacation
destination.

318
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:56,311
No more spending, Ari.

319
00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,982
It's charity.
Come on, it's a tax write-off.

320
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:03,068
You know what?
I'm gonna bid on all of them.

321
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,319
(SCOFFS)

322
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:12,119
- How are you, mate?
- Cheers, Ari.

323
00:15:15,623 --> 00:15:16,832
Prick.

324
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:20,460
All I'm saying is me
and a girl like Tori

325
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,505
are wild kindred
free spirits.

326
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,675
I'd never want to go
where you've been, E,

327
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:29,136
but since you never
actually got there,

328
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,762
you mind if I try it
on for size?

329
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,180
You tried the other night,
Drama, no luck.

330
00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,766
I'm with E.
You got no shot, Drama.

331
00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:37,894
Look, I'm not gonna debate
whether or not I can get the girl.

332
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,730
I'm only asking
if E would care.

333
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,274
- I have a girlfriend.
- Then just say you don't care.

334
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,486
- You can't say it.
- I don't care.

335
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,822
Sweet.

336
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,741
Yeah, well,
here she comes.

337
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,201
- She looks angry.
- DRAMA: Good, I like it mean.

338
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,746
Makes taming them
a greater challenge.

339
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,039
Just relax.

340
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,166
- Hi.
- Hi.

341
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,709
Hi there.

342
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,880
- Um, can I talk to you?
- Sure.

343
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,968
And now our featured item
of the evening:

344
00:16:10,678 --> 00:16:13,847
A lovely night of dinner and dancing
under the stars...

345
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,891
- Dancing?
- One dance.

346
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,227
...the dashing
Vincent Chase, everybody.

347
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:27,277
Here he comes.
Vincent.

348
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,446
Vincent Chase,
ladies and gentlemen.

349
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:33,241
Come on, ladies,
there he is...

350
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,661
as handsome off screen
as he is on screen...

351
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,664
Look, I'm sorry
if I came off as harsh earlier.

352
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,708
You were right. I shouldn't have come
to your hotel.

353
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:42,834
Yeah, well I was
kind of cold

354
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,504
and I probably made you feel
like something was wrong

355
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:48,465
but I know that you're
a good guy, Eric.

356
00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,384
I knew that... (SIGHS)

357
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,886
Even before you
so lovingly embraced me.

358
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,847
Jesus. I haven't done
a lot of these. You?

359
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:59,309
A few more than you.
But not a lot.

360
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,105
So how were we?

361
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,691
Well, I don't know
about you...

362
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:07,401
Well, Sloan and her rules.

363
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,610
Yeah.

364
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,071
We'll get her to drop
those rules tonight

365
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,782
and I'll make a later flight.
We'll try again.

366
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,619
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

367
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,046
(EXHALES)

368
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,094
Ladies, this is your chance
to spend the evening

369
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,304
with a real live superhero.

370
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:39,057
So put your bid
in now or lose out.

371
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,395
- You owe me big time.
- I know I do.

372
00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,021
Can I sample the goods?

373
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:47,733
- I'm selling stock to get you.
- Wow.

374
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,235
If I pay more, can I keep
you for the weekend?

375
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,071
You know what?
We'll discuss it with your husband.

376
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:55,240
- You seem like a hot ticket tonight.
- I feel like an iPod.

377
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,118
- Hey, will you buy me?
- I don't think I could afford you.

378
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,578
I could loan you
the money.

379
00:18:00,371 --> 00:18:02,956
It's exquisite.
It's so unlike you.

380
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,084
- Well...
- I must compliment Ari.

381
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,502
God, this must have
cost a fortune.

382
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,882
Well actually,
it's just a C.Z.

383
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:14,009
Oh...

384
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,304
- Don't tell anyone.
- No. Never.

385
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,312
What?

386
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:27,773
I can't believe I had to tell
that bitch this was a fake.

387
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,150
You didn't have to do that.

388
00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:32,235
I thought we were keeping
the money a secret.

389
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:34,654
No, Terrance knows
we have money.

390
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:37,449
- He gave it to me.
- How the fuck am I supposed to know?

391
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:39,910
You have me so confused. I don't like
secrets, I don't like lying.

392
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,871
Office space.
You just can't say office space.

393
00:18:43,873 --> 00:18:44,873
Well...

394
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,508
(LAUGHING)

395
00:18:58,346 --> 00:19:00,347
Yeah, I thought
about tattoos a couple times,

396
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,474
but I could never really
decide on one.

397
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,060
Me either.
That's why I have four.

398
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:08,104
Really?
I thought I spotted one.

399
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,857
The rest are hiding.

400
00:19:11,734 --> 00:19:12,734
Huh.

401
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,612
(GLASSES SHATTER)

402
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,157
Will you excuse me
for one second?

403
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:21,159
I will be right back,
I promise.

404
00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:22,410
Okay.

405
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:27,916
Psst.
Hey.

406
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,336
- You're spinning like a top out there.
- I've got to get out of here.

407
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,338
- Why, what happened?
- I can't be around this girl.

408
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,924
E, come on,
we went over this.

409
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,260
She wants another go around.
This time no rules.

410
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,679
- Wow, that's nice.
- No, it's not nice.

411
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:41,847
I don't want
another go around.

412
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,682
Not with Sloan there,
you mean.

413
00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:46,643
I don't know what it is.
I got something crazy for this girl.

414
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,645
I told you what it is.

415
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,273
Either way, I want to grab her, I want
to take her in the coatroom.

416
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,608
Come on, E.
You're not a coatroom kind of guy.

417
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,194
Exactly. I'm not a threesome kind
of a guy either. That's the problem.

418
00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,697
- Just relax.
- No, I can't relax, okay?

419
00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:01,074
I cannot be around Sloan
and her together.

420
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,243
She's gonna see it's written all over my
face, know what I'm saying?

421
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:06,037
Yeah, I do.
You're a good Catholic boy.

422
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,874
It's cute. So avoid temptation.
Go home.

423
00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,458
I'll tell them
you're sick.

424
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,461
(LAUGHS) Coatroom.

425
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:19,342
Eric. Hey,
where are you going?

426
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,887
I was just gonna go outside.
I'm not feeling that well.

427
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,223
- Oh no.
- I'm just feeling a little nauseous.

428
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,058
Oh, I'm sorry, baby.

429
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:29,352
You know, I think
I might need to go home.

430
00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:30,896
Yeah, of course.
Go to my place.

431
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:33,815
I'll just finish up here and wait for
Tori's car to arrive,

432
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,859
then I'll come back
and take care of you, okay?

433
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,944
- Okay.
- I love you.

434
00:20:38,029 --> 00:20:39,571
I love you too.

435
00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,911
- See you.
- Feel better.

436
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,580
Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention please.

437
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:52,000
It's time to announce
the winners of tonight's silent auction,

438
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:55,462
the winner of the Dodgers
box seats,

439
00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,297
Peter Vapnick.

440
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,507
Figures. The only thing
I actually wanted.

441
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,676
- You don't deserve it!
- Congratulations, Peter.

442
00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,054
It's okay, Ari. I have something better
you can bid on.

443
00:21:04,722 --> 00:21:06,097
What, are you selling
your ass again, Davies?

444
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,933
No, my client list.

445
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:11,311
I know you're taking space.
I want in.

446
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,813
(LAUGHS) You're crazy.

447
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:19,945
I'd think that too if I didn't see you
dive under that car to avoid me today.

448
00:21:20,029 --> 00:21:22,280
But I did.
It made me curious.

449
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,824
So much so that I pulled
a U-ey and went snooping.

450
00:21:24,909 --> 00:21:27,285
And guess what I found.

451
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:31,623
Office space that says unless your
wife's baby blanket biz went big time,

452
00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:35,335
you are about to open
the largest agency in town.

453
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,128
I want partnership,
corner office

454
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,547
and $1 million
guaranteed salary.

455
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:47,347
A: You wouldn't get that even
if I did like you, Davies.

456
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,809
And B: Even if I were taking space,
which I am not,

457
00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,978
you fucked me last year.

458
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,438
Do you really think
we can work together?

459
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,816
Come on, Ari.
We're all animals.

460
00:21:58,401 --> 00:21:59,985
We just go wherever
there's the most food.

461
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,529
My fridge is bare, pal.

462
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,573
Okay, should we see what
Terrance thinks about it?

463
00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:08,827
EMCEE: Winner of St. Barts
for $12,800

464
00:22:08,911 --> 00:22:10,745
is Ari Gold.

465
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,247
(APPLAUSE)

466
00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:17,502
Next up, a week of sun and fun
on the French Riviera.

467
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,838
And the winner is
Ari Gold.

468
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,633
Really spending
that money, eh, Ari?

469
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:25,760
- (LAUGHS)
- What else did you buy?

470
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,931
- Oh, nice suit, Davies.
- Thank you, Terrance.

471
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,307
...a date
with a movie star...

472
00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,185
the gorgeous
Vincent Chase...

473
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:37,439
Molly Burns.
Molly Burns.

474
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,442
Here she is.
Let her hear it.

475
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,945
Come on up, Molly.
Vince, ladies and gentlemen.

476
00:22:48,117 --> 00:22:49,367
Vincent Chase.

477
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,829
- Where the fuck is he?
- Where is he?

478
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:54,873
Vincent Chase
to the podium.

479
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,459
Hiding is my guess.

480
00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,919
Vincent Chase, please.

481
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:01,921
Vincent Chase
to the podium.

482
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:05,216
- I wonder what you sold for.
- I wonder who I sold to.

483
00:23:05,301 --> 00:23:06,551
(MOANS)

484
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,304
He's here somewhere.
We're gonna find him.

485
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:12,599
- (DOOR OPENS)
- SLOAN: Wait!

486
00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:14,893
- Shh!
- (GIRLS GIGGLING)

487
00:23:23,569 --> 00:23:24,569
Hey.

488
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,072
Hey, baby.

489
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,325
How are you feeling?

490
00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:32,494
Good.
Who's here?

491
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:36,164
Tori. She missed her flight.
She's gonna crash on the couch.

492
00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:37,707
Her car is coming
at 5:30.

493
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,459
Oh.

494
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,336
I'm gonna get ready for bed.
Go back to sleep.

495
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,504
Okay.

496
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,822
Oh, you're still here?

497
00:24:09,365 --> 00:24:10,782
Oh, sorry.
Did I wake you?

498
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:13,785
No, just going to get
a drink 'cause I'm thirsty.

499
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:14,994
Okay.

500
00:24:15,371 --> 00:24:18,331
- Listen, it was nice to meet you.
- You too.

501
00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:24,629
- What are you thinking, Eric?
- I don't know.

502
00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:26,464
Want to jump on the couch
for 20 minutes

503
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:27,757
while Sloan's sleeping
in the other room?

504
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,217
(LAUGHS)

505
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,136
No.

506
00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:34,931
- Go back to bed.
- I can't sleep.

507
00:24:35,015 --> 00:24:36,015
Take an Ambien.

508
00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,272
Listen, am I crazy,
or do we both want this?

509
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:44,983
Does it matter?

510
00:24:47,361 --> 00:24:49,154
You got a great girl
in there, Eric.

511
00:24:49,238 --> 00:24:50,655
She almost let you
have this.

512
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:53,575
Don't fuck it up.

513
00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,747
- Bye.
- Bye.

514
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,753
(DOOR CLOSES)

515
00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:07,755
(BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)