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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(ALARM BLARING)

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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Yo, heads up.

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- So?
- So what?

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- So how do I look?
- You look okay.

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Why are you
so dressed up?

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You guys are
kidding me, right?

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What is today?

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- E: What's today?
- What is today?

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- Is it your birthday?
- No, it's not my fucking birthday.

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I can't believe this.

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I got my record deal signing
with Sammy Kane.

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- Is that today?
- Oh damn, I forgot all about that.

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Oh, good luck,
buddy.

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Biggest day of my life
and you forgot.

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You guys really suck.

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- (ALL LAUGHING)
- Come here, Turtle!

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Guy's finally breaking his cherry.
Gonna make a buck.

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Don't fuck with the hat,
it's new.

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How could we forget?
Look what everyone did.

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- I made your favorite.
- Raspberry frosting.

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Yeah, and I cut the crust off
just the way you like it.

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Nice!

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- I had the truck detailed.
- Really?

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And I'm gonna be
driving you today.

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Unbelievable.
What'd you do, Vince?

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- I think I've done enough, Turtle.
- True true.

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But it is still payday.

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You know what? I don't think I'm gonna
be needing that anymore, Vin.

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- What about parking?
- Maybe a 20?

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All right, thanks, guys.
I gotta roll.

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I do not want Saigon
beating me to this meeting.

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I programmed the GPS.
We'll have you there in no time.

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All right, let's roll.
Thanks again.

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- E: Have a good one, Turtle.
- Later, guys.

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(SIGHS)

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It's sad to watch the kids
leave the nest.

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Well, now that they have, let's talk
adult business. You coming to see Ari?

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- No.
- We haven't heard from him in a week.

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It'll make a stronger
statement if you're there.

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I think it'll make
a stronger statement if I'm not.

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Plus I'm headed out.
I'm gonna grab a couple books.

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- By yourself?
- Can't go to a bookstore by myself?

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- You don't drive.
- Yeah, but I do read, E.

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I do read.

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Come on, come on,
come on.

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Where the fuck is Saigon?

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Maybe he got clipped
in a drive-by.

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- That would suck.
- I'm calling him again.

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(DIALS)

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It's right to voice mail.

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Yo, Sai, it's Turtle...
again.

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Where are you, man?
Call me back.

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You know what?
Just get to the meeting.

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Don't even call me back.

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This is so fucked.

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All right, Mr. Kane's
ready for you.

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You can come up
with me.

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(SIGHS)

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What are you gonna do?

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I have no idea.

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Say a prayer.

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Always wanted to do
the new Puffy album.

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- Hey, yeah.
- I love this town.

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Hey.

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Hey, sorry to keep
you waiting, Turtle.

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It's no problem at all.

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(EXHALES)

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So what's going on, Mr. Kane?

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Just life.
So where's Saigon?

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He's running
a little bit late

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but he should be here
any minute.

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Any minute?
It's 10:30.

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Yeah. Why don't we get started
without him?

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- Started on what?
- You know, the paperwork,

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the signatures,
all that stuff.

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I mean, we can get
started on that.

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Look, you even got
this nice pen.

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Don't touch the pen, Turtle.
That pen is for artists only.

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Gotcha.
Sorry.

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- What the fuck is going on?
- Nothing.

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- Are you trying to fuck me?
- No.

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Then why are you sweating like the guy
in "Midnight Express"?

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Where is your client,
Turtle?

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I have no idea.

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You've got till 5:00 to produce him
or the deal goes away.

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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Hi, Eric. What do you think
of the new space?

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Looking fancy.
Ari around?

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Go on in. He's just going
through fabric books.

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Remember me?

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One never forgets
their first love, E.

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- Where've you been?
- Been right here.

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It's tough to leave
this paradise.

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Come look.
I'm putting in a shower

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right here with a steam.

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If you promise to drop
your towel I might even let you use it.

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Big fancy new agency,
suddenly we're not a priority?

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Got a lot of priorities, E.

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Two weeks ago when you had nothing,
it was all Vince all the time.

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I sent over 20 scripts.
He won't read them.

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He read them.
He didn't like them.

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When Vince is ready to work,
I will work for him.

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You know, you really are a front-running
douche bag, you know that?

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Bob Ryan is outside.
He said to tell you

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that he will hoist himself on his own
petard if you don't come see him.

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I don't know what it means
but it sounds dangerous.

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You're not seriously leaving in
the middle of this conversation?

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Conversations usually end after one
person calls the other a douche bag.

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You called him a douche bag?

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- He doesn't like that.
- Ari!

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Check out the new Italian marble, E.
I'll be right back.

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- Who gave Bob the new address?
- Not me.

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Don't spend the whole day
reminiscing, Ari.

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Don't tell me how
to do my job, Barbara.

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Well well, you know
I'd have an easier time

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getting a face-to-face
with Osama bin Laden.

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Try making
an appointment, Bob.

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Appointments are for salesmen, kid.
Come here.

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(LAUGHS) What...

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what can I do
for you, Bob?

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Finally pay me back
for helping you sign

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Billy Friedkin when you were
barely out of the mailroom.

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How many Mrs. Beasley's
Baskets will it take to make you smile?

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Just throw me a movie star
I can take to the studios.

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And you know I'm not
leaving until you do.

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I know.
I know.

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E!
You know Vincent Chase?

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Vincent Chase?
I haven't seen a kid that good-looking

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since I was
that good-looking.

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Meet Eric Murphy,
Vincent Chase's manager.

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- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Hi, nice to meet you.

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This is Bob Ryan.
He's a legend.

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The guy has almost as many Oscars
as John Williams.

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He produced "Network,"
"The Sting,"

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"Dog Day Afternoon,"
many others.

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Wow.
Those are great movies.

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What if I was to tell you
I have a movie better than any of those

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that would be perfect
for Vincent Chase?

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Now would that be something
you might be interested in?

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- Definitely.
- Boom, I'm a matchmaker.

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I love it. Have lunch, talk it over.
How about that?

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- My driver's waiting outside.
- Great.

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- Come, let's go.
- Thanks, Ari.

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Thanks, Ari.

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- That was mean.
- To which one of them?

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VINCE: Hey, thanks, man.
Keep the change.

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No, Turtle, there were no calls
at the house.

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I don't know what
the fuck to do, Vin.

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I don't know where he is.
This is bad.

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I'm sorry, Turtle.
Anything I can do?

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No, I'll figure it out.

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- Call me if you need me.
- Thanks, Vince.

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All right, later.

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- (LAUGHS)
- I'd be careful if I were you.

157
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Why is that?

158
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I saw paparazzi out there.
I don't think you want

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to get busted checking out
your own picture.

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Good looking out.

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No problem.

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I thought we were
going to The lvy.

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Oh, forget The lvy.

164
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What if I was to tell you
that my chef Raoul Pepefirio

165
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made a steak so delicious
that Cliff Robertson

166
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used to come to the house
three times a week just to eat it?

167
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Now would a steak like that be something
you might be interested in?

168
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Yeah, sure.
I like steak.

169
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Great. And wait till you see
my maid Marsha.

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Quite the stunner.

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Marlon Brando used to come to the house
three times a week

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just to stick it
in her ass.

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And that was before
it was fashionable.

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- Where is your house, Bob?
- What?

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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My second time coming to this
neighborhood without my nunchucks.

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I am not happy.

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Oh, you're not happy?

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I got 40 grand riding on finding Saigon
in the next four hours.

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If I don't, I'm gonna kill myself by
eating all your Propecia pills.

181
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Relax, Turtle.
Relax.

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Hey, Turtle.
How're you doing?

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- Not great.
- Oh, what's the problem?

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Well, me and Saigon had
our big record signing today

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and he didn't show. I was just wondering
if he was okay.

186
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,416
Oh, I don't know
nothing about that.

187
00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:27,960
You don't know about the record signing
or you don't know if he's okay?

188
00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,671
I don't know nothing
about nothing.

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- He's not home, is he?
- No, he ain't here.

190
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,968
You need to excuse me.
I've got my church group inside

191
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and it's not polite
to keep the Lord waiting.

192
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:39,471
No.

193
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,935
- Hmm.
- Something here ain't right.

194
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:48,230
Yeah, no shit, Columbo.
But how does that help me?

195
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,609
What are you doing?
Drama!

196
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,542
There's a plasma
the size of a Cadillac.

197
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,170
But I don't hear
any gospel music.

198
00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:12,338
(BARKING)

199
00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:14,506
Whoa!

200
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,551
What the hell
are you boys doing?

201
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:23,474
Sorry to bother you
again, ma'am,

202
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,226
but can I use
your phone, please?

203
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,187
It's a local call.
Won't take very long.

204
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:30,731
- Okay, hurry it up.
- (PHONE BEEPING)

205
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,364
- You making the call or what?
- No.

206
00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,576
- I'm all good.
- Good.

207
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,247
Oh, ma'am. I'd like to ask you
one more thing.

208
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,249
You didn't ask me anything.

209
00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,919
Do you know anyone staying
at The Standard Hotel?

210
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,004
What...

211
00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,548
It's on your call log,
Mrs. Saigon.

212
00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,008
What do you have
to say about that?

213
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,761
I don't have nothing
to say about nothing.

214
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,680
Just as I thought.

215
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:08,227
What the fuck
is going on?

216
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,728
I don't know.

217
00:12:09,813 --> 00:12:12,773
But I think the answer
lies at The Standard.

218
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:17,027
So... do you always work
the bookstores looking for lunch dates?

219
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:20,155
You tend to find a classier woman than
you would at the track.

220
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,491
Oh!
I bet you find

221
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a different woman to have
lunch with every day.

222
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:26,954
No. Sadly I usually
spend my lunches

223
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,373
- with my three knucklehead friends.
- Oh.

224
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,835
But it's becoming clear
to me I should ditch them more often.

225
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,586
Oh.

226
00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,469
Oh, thank you.

227
00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:50,394
Thank you, Alan.

228
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:53,480
So, Bob, tell me about this project you
think Vince would be perfect for.

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00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:55,566
After we digest, Eric,

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after we digest.

231
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,531
- So what do you think of this place?
- It's great.

232
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:06,076
You know,
I paid 140 grand for it in 1967.

233
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:09,246
Steve McQueen told me
I was out of my mind.

234
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,623
It's worth
13 million today.

235
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,877
What if I was to tell you
you could buy a place for 140 grand

236
00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:17,963
and someday it will
be worth $13 million?

237
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,965
Is that something you
might be interested in?

238
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,134
Of course, Bob.
Who wouldn't?

239
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,554
Ah, there she is.

240
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,764
Marsha, come here.

241
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,559
I want you to say hello
to my friend.

242
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,895
She's still got
the legs, huh?

243
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,816
I don't see anything
under the name Saigon.

244
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,320
He's a black man
about yo high,

245
00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,615
probably carrying a Glock.
Do you guys have a metal detector here?

246
00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:47,159
- No, we don't.
- Thanks anyway.

247
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,912
- Mmm-hmm.
- You really think he's at this hotel?

248
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,039
I know he is.

249
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:53,916
I can feel him.

250
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,834
What, are you auditioning
for "Medium," jerkoff?

251
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,252
Whatever.
He's here.

252
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,004
- Well, let's go find him.
- How?

253
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,507
Come on.
This time I got a plan.

254
00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,842
NICOLE: I didn't expect to be
doing this today.

255
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,594
You said you needed
to go shopping.

256
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:09,264
I know. But, like, you didn't have
anything better to do?

257
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,141
Nicole,
I'm unemployed.

258
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:14,770
Besides, this has been one of the most
fulfilling days I've had in weeks.

259
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:18,023
Are you coming out?
I want to see you in that dress.

260
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,942
No, I'm embarrassed.

261
00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,362
You come in.

262
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,536
(CHUCKLES)

263
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,788
It looked bigger
on the hanger.

264
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,461
I want to show you
this room, Eric.

265
00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:42,130
You know, Sam Peckinpah
screened "Straw Dogs"

266
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,716
for the very first time
right here in this room.

267
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:47,844
Yeah, everyone knew he had
a big hit on his hands.

268
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:51,515
A lot ofjealous people
in the house that night, I'll tell you.

269
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,725
- I bet. Listen, Bob...
- Everyone thinks it was

270
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:56,687
Nicholson and Beatty
back in the day,

271
00:14:57,146 --> 00:15:00,524
but it was Dusty Hoffman
that got more pussy than anybody.

272
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,151
And a lot of it right here
in this room.

273
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:08,490
- So tell me about this project.
- Sit.

274
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:11,076
Sit. Yeah.
Can I get you anything, Eric?

275
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,621
- No, I'm good.
- You know, coffee, tea...

276
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,290
- I'm good.
...liquor, milk?

277
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,709
- Just had a big steak.
- Okay.

278
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,296
Hey, I got some
great home movies.

279
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:25,757
How would you like to see
Candy Bergen playing tennis

280
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:28,969
in her underwear?
Fantastic ass.

281
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:30,887
Maybe next time, Bob.

282
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,683
Of course. I'm sure you have
a million things to do,

283
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,019
a young kid like you.

284
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:41,023
I was once a young kid
like you, Eric.

285
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,776
You don't have a project,
do you, Bob?

286
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,362
No, I don't.

287
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,450
But I figure if we sit here long enough
and brainstorm we'll come up with one.

288
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:54,828
You know, Bob, I got a million things
to do. I gotta get back to the house.

289
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,748
In '68 I locked
Dennis Hopper in the bathroom

290
00:15:57,832 --> 00:16:00,709
with nothing but a handful
of mushrooms and bingo,

291
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,462
- he came up with "Easy Rider."
- Bob...

292
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,048
Unfortunately I couldn't
get him out of there for almost a week.

293
00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,133
Bob!

294
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,177
When a man nears
the end of his life

295
00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,137
you know what he begins
to think about?

296
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:14,056
He thinks about
how he'll be remembered.

297
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:18,185
I've made 42 movies,
20 of them classics,

298
00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,646
six nominations,
three statues.

299
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,731
But if I were to drop
dead right now,

300
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,816
you know what
I'd be remembered for?

301
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,652
"Cutthroat Island."

302
00:16:29,906 --> 00:16:31,865
Stay a little while longer
and talk to me,

303
00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:34,576
- please, Eric.
- Okay, Bob.

304
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,620
I just need
to use the bathroom.

305
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:40,957
Oh yeah, yeah.
Third door on the right

306
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,251
right past my Picasso.

307
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,962
Technically it still
belongs to Roman,

308
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:49,424
but what are the chances
of him coming back for it?

309
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:50,926
(CHUCKLES)

310
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,232
- Ari.
- Check out the jib arm

311
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,150
on this bad boy, Babs.

312
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:10,445
That's great. Now if you could only
teach it to sign clients.

313
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,280
Are we not rocking
and rolling?

314
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,574
I had a half a million dollar
day for this agency.

315
00:17:14,659 --> 00:17:18,328
And in the spirit of competition,
I hope you plan on catching up.

316
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:20,205
(PHONE RINGING)

317
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,375
Here's my million dollar
call right now.

318
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,626
Excuse me.

319
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:29,047
- Call to apologize, E?
- Ari, this guy's got nothing.

320
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:31,049
He won't let me leave.
I don't even know where I am.

321
00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,843
What if I was to send
a cab to pick you up,

322
00:17:32,927 --> 00:17:34,636
is that something you might
be interested in?

323
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,055
- You knew, you motherfucker?
- I knew what?

324
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,849
That you called me
a douche bag this morning?

325
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:43,311
- I'm sensitive, did you know that?
- Ari, you will pay for this.

326
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,035
BOB: You okay in there, Eric?

327
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,579
I'll be right there, Bob.

328
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,583
Somebody's in a mood.

329
00:18:05,626 --> 00:18:07,002
(KNOCKING)

330
00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,924
- Yes?
- Saigon ain't in there, is he?

331
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:16,011
- Excuse me?
- Never mind. Thank you.

332
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,054
Nice plan.

333
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,765
Just keep moving.
Stop being lazy.

334
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,184
If I have to do this myself
we'll be here all night.

335
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:29,357
Looking for someone
named Saigon.

336
00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:30,984
Hmm?

337
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,737
- Forget it.
- This sucks.

338
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,198
Should have spent
my day with Vince.

339
00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,700
(GIGGLING)

340
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:55,509
Bob, please!

341
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,219
I need to go home.

342
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,346
Just looking for
the car keys, Eric.

343
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,181
You have a driver, Bob.

344
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,892
Gave up looking
for the driver, Eric.

345
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,823
Oh, Joey Ramone.

346
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,158
You're probably too young
to know who that is.

347
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:23,245
Actually, I know him well. These guys
are from the same street as us.

348
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,872
- You come from Queens?
- Yeah, born and raised.

349
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,583
Vince too. It's actually
his favorite band.

350
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:31,169
Too bad you don't have
a project about them, Bob.

351
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,006
What if I was to tell you
that somewhere in this house

352
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,592
I've got a script
about The Ramones?

353
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,845
Yes, if I can read it
on the way home,

354
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,179
it's something I might
be interested in.

355
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:44,349
Don't be a wise-ass.

356
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,480
(SIGHS) Nobody home.

357
00:19:50,565 --> 00:19:52,399
Okay, that's it.
I'm done.

358
00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:55,193
No, you are not done.
You work for me, remember?

359
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,821
- This is my day.
- That isn't official.

360
00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,240
You think you're having
a bad day, Drama?

361
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,367
This is the worst day
of my life.

362
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:05,036
Come on, man.
Stick with me, please?

363
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,538
All right.
You're right, Turtle.

364
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,456
I'm sorry.
Let's go check the fourth floor.

365
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,958
(CHATTING)

366
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,962
What floor y'all going to?

367
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,424
Whatever floor
y'all're going to.

368
00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,597
How're you guys doing?

369
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,735
Oh hey, looks like we're going
to the same party, ladies.

370
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:42,616
(KNOCKS)

371
00:20:45,119 --> 00:20:47,203
Hey, what's up, ladies?

372
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,372
Grab that drink
and drone in here.

373
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,499
- Okay.
- Sure a party.

374
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:54,085
I remember ordering
the bitches,

375
00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,504
but I don't recall
ordering no white boys.

376
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,465
We're here
to see Saigon.

377
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,134
- Is he expecting you?
- Bingo.

378
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:04,763
Of course. We got more class than
to show up unannounced.

379
00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,057
Bedroom.

380
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,767
Thank you.

381
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,936
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

382
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,146
What's up with you bad cats?

383
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,862
Yo, Sai, what the fuck?

384
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:23,615
Shit.
Turtle, what are you doing here?

385
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,117
What am I doing here?
What are you doing here?

386
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,787
You missed the signing.
I've been calling you all day.

387
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,789
I should have called you back.
It's my bad.

388
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,708
- Yeah, you think?
- Shut the fuck up, Drama.

389
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,086
Come outside, man.
Let me talk to you

390
00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:37,921
away from all these
nosy motherfuckers.

391
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,178
I swear to God
I've never done this before.

392
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,806
- Are you a virgin?
- Ha ha.

393
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,684
No,
middle of the day,

394
00:21:51,227 --> 00:21:52,894
a stranger.

395
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,063
We should
do it again.

396
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,982
Uh, yeah, maybe.

397
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,109
Maybe?
Come on, I think we get along great.

398
00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:01,111
And I'm not working.

399
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:03,697
Do you really like me?

400
00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:06,241
Uh, are you kidding?

401
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,493
I don't know.
I mean,

402
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,079
come on, you must have
like a million girls.

403
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,540
Yeah, sure, I have
a couple of options.

404
00:22:13,624 --> 00:22:15,083
I'm not gonna lie.

405
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,919
I had a great time.
I think we should do it again tomorrow.

406
00:22:19,630 --> 00:22:21,840
- Vince, I can't.
- Why not?

407
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:24,968
I'm getting married.

408
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,511
(LAUGHS)

409
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,471
Ha ha.

410
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,348
No, really.

411
00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,268
- You're getting married?
- Yeah.

412
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:35,979
- Oh Jesus.
- No, it's not what you think.

413
00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,440
See, you were
on my list.

414
00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:40,400
Your list?

415
00:22:40,484 --> 00:22:42,402
My celebrity list.

416
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:45,321
Me and my fiance,
we both have them

417
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:47,949
and we agreed that
if either one of us

418
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:50,118
ever had the chance
to...

419
00:22:50,286 --> 00:22:53,079
and, well...

420
00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:54,914
(LAUGHS)

421
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:58,501
Now I just have to hope he doesn't
run into Cameron Diaz.

422
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:02,130
You know you're
my nigga, right?

423
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,340
And I appreciate everything
you've done for me, for real.

424
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:07,510
But?
There's always a but.

425
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,679
Shut the fuck up,
Drama!

426
00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:12,891
- But I got another manager.
- What?

427
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:15,852
It's not what you think. I signed with
this guy like 10 years ago.

428
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:18,313
- He skipped town on me.
- You signed papers?

429
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,315
No, this guy don't work
with papers, man.

430
00:23:20,399 --> 00:23:22,358
He's back. He's holding me
to my contract.

431
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:24,027
What about the deal
I got you?

432
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,071
I appreciated that deal
even though it was

433
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,198
with the whitest
hip-hop label around.

434
00:23:28,491 --> 00:23:30,825
But he got me
a better deal, man.

435
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,035
And that's why
we're here now.

436
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,205
Saigon, I'd like to have a word with
this alleged manager.

437
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:36,790
- Oh yeah, Drama?
- Yeah.

438
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,917
Here he comes right now.
Yo, Bunky, what up?

439
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,628
What up, Sai-diddy?
Who are these crackers?

440
00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:43,505
Crackers?

441
00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,257
This is Turtle. This is my boy I was
telling you about.

442
00:23:46,342 --> 00:23:48,593
Oh, you tell him
it was good?

443
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:52,305
Yeah, he did. But did Saigon tell you
he's got papers with Turtle?

444
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,641
That was drafted
by the law firm

445
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,935
of Zyman, Weintraub

446
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:59,104
and three other Jewish names
I have since forgotten.

447
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:02,107
Yeah, well he was supposed
to tell you I deaded those.

448
00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:05,276
Since he didn't, I'm telling you:
Those contracts are dead.

449
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:08,905
Hey, Bunk, what do you say we don't try
and strong-arm each other, huh?

450
00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:12,784
My man Turtle has got
signed legal documents.

451
00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:15,411
What is threatening
us gonna do?

452
00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:18,623
Show this scarecrow
the view.

453
00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:20,458
Scarecrow?
Whoa, hey hey!

454
00:24:20,543 --> 00:24:22,919
- I got a pilot this week!
- TURTLE: What the fuck?!

455
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,963
SAIGON: Chill, man, chill.

456
00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:27,340
- Turtle!
- He getting heavy yet?

457
00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:30,593
You gonna throw him over the balcony
with 50 witnesses by the pool?

458
00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:33,471
Yeah, 'cause I got 10 witnesses
that's gonna swear he jumped.

459
00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:35,849
Yo, coz, man, no need
for all this shit, man.

460
00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,433
We agreed you'd take
care of Turtle.

461
00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,185
Yeah, but I didn't know
I was gonna get insulted

462
00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:41,312
by the dude from "Viking Quest."

463
00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,523
You watch "Viking Quest"?

464
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:46,734
Turtle, tell him how much you was
supposed to get off the deal you got me.

465
00:24:46,819 --> 00:24:48,611
60 grand.

466
00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,365
All right,
break the kid off his 60.

467
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,910
But if I find out
it was a penny less,

468
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,163
I'm gonna make
a house call, for real.

469
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:03,001
- It might have been 40.
- Yeah, that's what I thought.

470
00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:06,087
- Malik, break him off 35.
- Let him get his 40, man.

471
00:25:06,213 --> 00:25:07,839
(DRAMA PANTING)

472
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,800
Give him his 40.

473
00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,679
You okay, Drama?

474
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,640
Yeah.
You should have held out.

475
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,559
I think I could've
made the pool.

476
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,445
This is great, Bob.
I love the angle.

477
00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,364
You know the Ramones started
the punk rock movement, Eric.

478
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,575
And they never got
the credit they deserved.

479
00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,118
How come they never
made this movie?

480
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:38,995
We came close
so many times.

481
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,998
Oliver Stone was gonna do it
and then "The Doors" came up.

482
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:46,211
Morrison was dead,
it seemed a better sale, so...

483
00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:49,255
Yeah, well now that Joey Ramone
is gone, we can sell this.

484
00:25:49,340 --> 00:25:52,467
BOB: Ha ha, I love your
passion, Eric.

485
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,719
I love it.

486
00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:58,056
E: Here's our guy right here. Excuse me,
driver, would you pull over?

487
00:25:58,140 --> 00:25:59,807
Hey, Vince, hop in.

488
00:26:00,309 --> 00:26:01,768
BOB: Ah!

489
00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:04,229
VINCE: What's happening, man?
E: Not much.

490
00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,568
- How was your day?
- Uneventful.

491
00:26:10,653 --> 00:26:13,071
- You?
- We had a lovely day.

492
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:15,573
- Who's this?
- Vincent Chase, Bob Ryan.

493
00:26:15,658 --> 00:26:17,033
A pleasure.

494
00:26:17,117 --> 00:26:19,077
Bob Ryan?
"Butch Cassidy" Bob Ryan?

495
00:26:19,161 --> 00:26:20,870
Someone with a sense
of history.

496
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:23,623
- Great to meet you.
- We found your next movie, Vince.

497
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:25,166
Oh yeah, what's that?

498
00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:27,543
See if this is something
you might be interested in.

499
00:26:30,673 --> 00:26:32,507
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500
00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:49,816
Vince, what's up?

501
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:52,860
It's time to go to work, Ari.
I've got my next project.

502
00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:54,529
And his next producer.

503
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:57,448
You might be interested
in reading this.

504
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,374
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