1 00:00:07,049 --> 00:00:08,925 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:19,203 (PUNK ROCK SONG PLAYING) 3 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:27,420 What do you think... five-button Dolce too edgy 4 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:28,921 or just right? 5 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:31,048 It depends. You shooting the pilot or serving finger food? 6 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,676 Don't give me a hard time today, Turtle, please! 7 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:38,514 So big day all around. Everyone excited? 8 00:01:38,599 --> 00:01:40,767 - What are you doing, Vince? - Can't you tell? Look. 9 00:01:40,851 --> 00:01:43,811 - I'm channeling Joey Ramone. - Joey didn't play guitar, Vince. 10 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:46,189 No, that's Johnny, who I'd be perfect for by the way, Vince. 11 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,232 You know, maybe do a little brother-brother piece. 12 00:01:48,317 --> 00:01:49,817 They weren't really related, Drama. 13 00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:52,528 - Like anyone believes these two are. - What the fuck, Turtle? 14 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,781 I told you I got a big day today. I don't need this shit! 15 00:01:54,865 --> 00:01:56,616 Easy, Drama, I'm just playing! 16 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,076 Yo, play with someone who doesn't have a two-page monologue. 17 00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:01,078 What's the matter, Johnny? You nervous? 18 00:02:01,163 --> 00:02:03,039 I haven't had a real part in a long time, 19 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:05,374 and, uh, I got this big monologue to do. 20 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:06,876 Maybe you should take a Xanax. 21 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,128 No, no Xanax. You can't act on Xanax. 22 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:12,590 You can't act when you're having a panic attack either. 23 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,300 Why would you say "panic attack"? 24 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:16,302 I haven't had a panic attack since '95. 25 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,554 I don't need you to go putting that shit in my head! 26 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,389 Relax, Drama. You're going to kill it. 27 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:21,974 You know what I do when I'm anxious, right? 28 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:23,059 No, what? 29 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,560 - I whack off. - (VINCE SNICKERS) 30 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,896 Yeah, that's great, Turtle. I'm gonna whack off. 31 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:28,773 I'm serious. Will you trust me on this? 32 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,650 A good tug takes away all your anxiety. 33 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:34,445 Yeah, so does a good laugh. Thanks, man. I'm outta here. 34 00:02:34,530 --> 00:02:35,530 Ah-ooh-gah! 35 00:02:35,614 --> 00:02:36,864 - Knock 'em dead, Drama. - Good luck. 36 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:38,658 - Thanks, guys. - I'm gonna roll too. 37 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,618 Heading over to Paramount with Bob and Ari. 38 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:42,745 First meeting. Sure you shouldn't be there? 39 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:45,832 No, Ari says it's more mysterious if I don't show. Besides, I promised Turtle 40 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,500 - I'd take him shopping. - For what? 41 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,919 New limited kicks they're dropping over at Undefeated. 42 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:52,296 With my "Saigon" money burning a hole in my pocket, 43 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:54,340 I may just have to buy them all. 44 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,092 Good investment strategy, Turtle. 45 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,718 - I'll see you guys. - Go get 'em, E. 46 00:02:57,803 --> 00:02:58,886 This could be a big one. 47 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:01,013 (PUNK ROCK SONG PLAYING) 48 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,855 Ah, the Boy Wonder. 49 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,857 - Can you smell it? - Smell what? 50 00:03:10,941 --> 00:03:12,149 Napalm. 51 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,068 "Love the smell of napalm in the morning. 52 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,153 "It smells like victory." 53 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:17,947 Glad you sound confident, Ari. Where's Bob? 54 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,323 I thought you were gonna call him. 55 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:20,491 You said you were gonna call him. 56 00:03:20,576 --> 00:03:22,493 - I did? - Yeah, you did. 57 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,370 But you didn't, which is why I did. 58 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:27,790 Eric, you did not. Tell me you did not call Bob. 59 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,335 We have enough problems with the studio as it is, all right? 60 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:34,213 I don't need this old fuck keeling over right in the middle of my flow. 61 00:03:34,298 --> 00:03:35,339 It's his project, Ari. 62 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,174 That's exactly why he doesn't need to be here! 63 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:38,885 - What? - He's protected. 64 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:42,054 We get him wet with Vince first, I guarantee you they will fuck us. 65 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:45,099 We blow our load with Bob, and we might not even get our balls tickled. 66 00:03:45,183 --> 00:03:47,226 Ari, I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, 67 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:48,561 but you're making me uncomfortable. 68 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:49,812 (HORN HONKS) 69 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,063 (BRAKES SQUEAK) 70 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,190 What, did he mug Liberace on the way over here? 71 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:54,358 Be nice. 72 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:55,443 - Hey, Bob. - Hey, Bob. 73 00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:57,904 Did you try to screw me out of this meeting, Ari? 74 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:00,531 Are you kidding me? Simple case of miscommunication. 75 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:02,617 - Let's not have another one. - We won't, Bob. I promise. 76 00:04:02,701 --> 00:04:05,244 - Remember who found this project. - Remember where you found it... 77 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:06,996 underneath your pillow. If it wasn't for me 78 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,749 they wouldn't have uncovered it until your estate sale. 79 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,876 This thing is hot, Eric. I can feel it. 80 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,628 I'm looking forward to this meeting. 81 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:14,754 Me too, Bob. 82 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,213 You think Dawnie will be there? 83 00:04:16,298 --> 00:04:17,673 Dawnie who? 84 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,426 Dawn Steele, the head of the studio. 85 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:23,179 Bob, Dawn Steele died nine years ago. 86 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,348 Oh my God, you're right. 87 00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,642 I went to her funeral. 88 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,519 (VINCE CHUCKLES) 89 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:32,355 Jeez! 90 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:36,525 I don't get it. All these people are on line for sneakers? 91 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,986 Oh yeah. Some of them probably even camped out all night. 92 00:04:39,071 --> 00:04:41,322 - For sneakers? - Vince, these ain't just sneakers. 93 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:45,076 - These are limited edition Fukijamas. - Fuki-what-as? 94 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:48,204 Oh, Vince. You know sometimes you're so cultureless. 95 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,832 Fukijama is one of the most famous graffiti artists in the world. 96 00:04:51,917 --> 00:04:54,210 Every year Nike commissions him to do a limited drop. 97 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,087 200 pairs this year. 98 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:59,465 After that he destroys the pattern and they're never to be made again. 99 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,050 So they're holding a pair for you? 100 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,551 Nah, they refused to do so. 101 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:04,470 But it's an unwritten law in America: 102 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,014 Bring a movie star, go right to the front of the line. 103 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,809 Turtle, are you nuts? These people will kill us if we cut. 104 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,978 Nah, they'll be thrilled just to get a glimpse of you. 105 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:13,187 I'm not cutting, Turtle. 106 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:15,439 Way to be a man of the people, Aquaman. 107 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:18,025 - Vince, these are limited... - Back of the line, Turtle. 108 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,653 You're lucky I'm even willing to wait. 109 00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:35,292 Hi, I'm Johnny Chase. I was just wondering, where do I check in? 110 00:05:35,377 --> 00:05:36,836 Uh, let me see. We got you... 111 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:39,922 - Drama! - Oh, Jesus, Ed! 112 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:41,007 You okay? 113 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,800 Yeah, you just startled me a bit. 114 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,468 Cool cool. Good to see you. 115 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:47,555 Jesus, man, your hands feel like you just got out of the lap pool. 116 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,015 A little nervous? 117 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:51,475 Nervous? Me? No, no, I'm not nervous. I feel great. 118 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:54,061 Good, well, you're gonna feel even greater in a second 119 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:55,980 because I just beefed up your monologue. 120 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,107 You added to my monologue? 121 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,067 Yeah yeah, just a couple of paragraphs. 122 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:03,320 Just think: Three minutes, your face, and a lens. 123 00:06:03,405 --> 00:06:05,823 Every actor's fantasy, right? 124 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:07,491 Great great. 125 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:09,660 I'm a little nervous. 126 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,246 It's all good, Bob. Just relax. 127 00:06:12,330 --> 00:06:15,541 It's been a long time since I had a meeting with so much on the line. 128 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,294 So, what are you thinking for strategy, Ari? 129 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:22,131 I'm thinking that I talk and you guys listen. 130 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:24,717 Well, I'm a little more personable than you are. 131 00:06:24,801 --> 00:06:26,886 What if I lead things off with a joke 132 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,221 or a trick? I brought a... 133 00:06:29,306 --> 00:06:30,306 a deck of cards. 134 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:33,476 You brought cards. He brought cards. 135 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,270 - I don't think we need cards, Bob. - Nah. 136 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:39,231 I'm not comfortable just not talking, so what then? 137 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:42,151 Why don't you play solitaire? 138 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,612 You know what? I don't like your attitude. 139 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:46,280 - Gentlemen. - ARl: There he is. 140 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:47,740 How are you, Brad? 141 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:50,743 Bradley! Bob Ryan. Nice to meet you. 142 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:52,745 I'm the producer, in case you had to guess. 143 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,247 Of course, yeah. It's a pleasure. Come on in, guys. 144 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:57,083 You need anything to drink... anything? 145 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:58,626 I'd love a cup of Sanka. 146 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,252 Sanka, get... get him a S-Sanka. 147 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:02,463 I hope you brought your checkbook, 'cause you're gonna want 148 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:06,258 - to buy this one in the room. - Great, tell me about it. 149 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,344 - How do I get there? - Where do you want to get? 150 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,970 - I want to get there. - Have a seat. 151 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,431 - But... - Let him through, Ari, Jesus! 152 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:16,018 Okay, fellas, let's get going here. 153 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:18,479 - We're excited about this one... - Bradley, what if I was to tell you 154 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:20,689 that you could make this picture for nothing, 155 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:23,275 win an Oscar, and gross $100 million? 156 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:25,528 Is that something you might be interested in? 157 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:28,572 I think I would, Bob. 158 00:07:28,657 --> 00:07:29,657 (LAUGHS) 159 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:33,953 - Thanks, Vince. - Hey, thanks, homes. 160 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,413 - No problem, man. - PHOTOGRAPHER: Vince Chase, over here! 161 00:07:36,498 --> 00:07:38,082 Come on, guys, I think you got enough. 162 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:40,334 - Just a couple more, Vince. - Hey guys, thanks. 163 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,627 Thanks for your patience. 164 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:44,130 We got no shot here, Vin, no shot. 165 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,215 Don't worry. I'm feeling good about this. 166 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:50,177 Yo, Turtle, check it out, man. Last set of 9s. 167 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:52,805 I'm a 10, dickhead. 168 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,140 Little-ass feet. 169 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:55,307 Still feeling good? 170 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,184 Yeah, I am. But I don't get it. 171 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:58,811 If this was so important, why didn't you get up 172 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:00,437 and stand on line like the rest of these guys? 173 00:08:00,522 --> 00:08:02,231 'Cause I had you, which is like having 174 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,900 a roll-out-of-bed-late-and- still-get-the-kicks card. 175 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,278 If you stop with the negativity, I will get you these sneakers. 176 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,655 - How? - Will you stop with the negativity? 177 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,657 - Yes. - Then I will get you the sneakers. 178 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:14,535 Yo, listen up! The Fuks are done. We're sold out. 179 00:08:14,744 --> 00:08:16,036 (DISAPPOINTED GROANS) 180 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,539 - How, Vince, how? - I'm calling Tracy at Nike. 181 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,166 You don't think I called her yesterday? 182 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,209 She's got nothing to do with this. These are limited. 183 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,836 The only way we could have got them was 184 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,881 - if we cut the fucking line! - All right, I get it. 185 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,592 Yo, Santa Monica has a few pairs left. You'd better hurry. 186 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,051 Come on, Turtle, let's hit it. 187 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,345 You want to race all these people to Santa Monica? 188 00:08:33,430 --> 00:08:35,806 If we have to, because we are getting you those sneakers. 189 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:38,017 I love the positivity, Vin, but it ain't gonna happen. 190 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,227 All right. You know what? Let's not even try. 191 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:42,104 Aw, fuck that. We're definitely trying. 192 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,981 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 193 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:51,906 You are not a pussy. You are not a pussy. 194 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,449 You are not a pussy. 195 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,533 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 196 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:56,827 We're ready for you, Johnny. 197 00:08:56,912 --> 00:08:59,455 And I'm ready for you, baby. 198 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:05,794 Ah-ooh-gah! Yeah yeah! 199 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:13,844 There he is! What do you say, Johnny? 200 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:16,388 Hey hey hey! I'm gonna kill this, man. I'm gonna kill it. 201 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:19,141 I like the confidence. I want to talk to you about the blocking, though. 202 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,684 The blocking? What blocking? 203 00:09:20,769 --> 00:09:22,561 The script says I'm sitting at a table. 204 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:24,396 I know, but I came up with a great shot. 205 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:26,482 We're gonna do the whole thing on the move. 206 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,817 On the move? I'm doing my monologue on the move? 207 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,362 Yeah yeah, just like this. Just like life, walking and talking. 208 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:32,488 It's gonna be beautiful. 209 00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:33,948 I don't know, Eddie. It's a long speech. 210 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:36,742 I know, and the guys at the network don't think we can do it 211 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,953 but I told them we got the guy that can. 212 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,123 Johnny, yo, where are you going? 213 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,584 I left the iron on in my trailer. I'll be right back. 214 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:47,419 You are not a pussy. You are not a pussy. 215 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,587 (STAGE BELL RINGS) 216 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:49,922 You are not a pussy. You are not a pussy. 217 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,383 You are not a pussy. You are not a pussy. 218 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:54,843 I think that went very well. 219 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,471 Very well? You lost him at "Sanka." 220 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:00,808 The man said, and I'm quoting, "This is not for us." 221 00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:02,476 They didn't want a biopic. 222 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:05,187 I have never been turned down in the room before, never. 223 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,064 It didn't sound like a turndown to me. 224 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,608 It sounded like he just needed to hear a little more. 225 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:13,445 He couldn't hear anything because you wouldn't stop talking. 226 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,948 What did you expect? I had to wing it. You had no plan. 227 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:18,242 I had a plan... for you to shut the fuck up. 228 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,702 I don't like how he's speaking to me, Eric. 229 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:20,995 Don't speak to him like that, Ari. 230 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,455 (IMITATING BOB) What if I were to tell you I had a 22-inch cock? 231 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,207 Is that something you might be interested in? 232 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,209 - Jesus fucking Christ... - Are you mocking me? 233 00:10:27,294 --> 00:10:28,460 Why would I mock you? 234 00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,796 Everyone knows the best way to close a studio deal 235 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,048 is to pull a quarter out of the president's ear. 236 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,634 Ari, it's no one's fault. It just wasn't for them. 237 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:38,304 E, they have no idea what's for them. 238 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,431 That's what I do. I sell. 239 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:42,850 It's not your project to sell, Ari. 240 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,518 Vince is my client. Without Vince, 241 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:47,604 it's just a bunch of chopped up trees with words on them. 242 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,398 You sanctimonious little piece of crap, 243 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,233 I put years of my life into this script. 244 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,985 - Bob, relax. - It's my fucking score, Eric, 245 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:54,987 and he denigrates. He has no respect. 246 00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,614 I have 50 years in this business! 247 00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,241 Time was when I'd walk into the Derby... 248 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,993 they'd kick Coppola out on his ass 249 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:02,202 to get me a table! 250 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,246 Time was there was no sound in movies, Bob. 251 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,749 Ari, let me handle this. 252 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,043 Bob, I hear you, and I promise you 253 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,879 you're going to get everything you want as soon as we set this up. 254 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,756 But Ari does do this every day, so what do you say 255 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,633 on the next meeting we let him do his thing? 256 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,679 Okay. 257 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:23,223 But for you, because you're a nice boy with kind eyes. 258 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,684 Thanks, Bob. 259 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,603 Okay, Ari, it's your show. 260 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,981 You call the plays and I'll provide the color. 261 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,274 No. No fucking color, Bob. 262 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,359 Tell him no color, E. 263 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:34,610 Let's skip the color, Bob. 264 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,029 If things go badly, then maybe you step in. 265 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,699 Okay, I'll step in when it's appropriate. 266 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,368 So where to next? 267 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:44,328 Disney. Remember Disney, Bob? 268 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:46,747 - Yes, I remember. - The big ears, the little mouse? 269 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,541 I screen-tested Cybill Shepherd there... 270 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,711 tons of talent, no underpants. 271 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,338 How 'bout that, huh? Fantastic. 272 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:56,965 E, roll with me, we'll save some gas. I'll drop you off. 273 00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,884 Okay. You want to roll with us, Bob? 274 00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:02,388 In that Nazi sled? I don't think so. 275 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:04,765 All right, well, I'll see you over there. 276 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:13,857 Ah, good. It's ringing... finally. 277 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:17,694 Don't matter. They won't hold 'em, even for celebs. 278 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,239 I'm just telling you how the system works. 279 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:21,824 (PHONE RINGS) 280 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,534 Undefeated, Santa Monica. 281 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:26,495 Hi, how are you? I'm Vince Chase. I'm an actor. 282 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,122 You mean Aquaman? 283 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,915 - Yeah. - Wow, what's up? 284 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:33,669 Well, I'm kind of desperate for a size 10 pair of the Fukiyamas... 285 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,421 Fukijamas, Vince. Fukijamas. 286 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,673 He knows what I'm talking about. 287 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,883 - Man, I've only got one 11. - He's got an 11. You want 'em? 288 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,177 - Is he gonna hold 'em? - Do you want 'em? 289 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:44,930 Fuck yeah! If he's gonna hold 'em I'll wear three pairs of socks! 290 00:12:45,014 --> 00:12:47,599 Yeah, listen, I'm on my way down there. Will you hold them for me? 291 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:50,936 Actually, I'd love to, but we're not allowed to hold these for anyone, 292 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,688 even celebrities. 293 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,274 It would really mean a lot to me. 294 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,651 Tssst, I knew they wouldn't hold them. 295 00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:02,114 $1500 cash in your pocket when I arrive. 296 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,532 There you go. 297 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,451 Hey Vince, I can't take your money, man. 298 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:08,829 But if this is really you, my sister, man, she's a huge fan of yours. 299 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,039 If you were to show up at her birthday party, 300 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,625 take a few pictures with her and her annoying friends, 301 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:15,377 man, it would be like you were family. 302 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:16,795 I could never say no to family. 303 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,964 - These shoes are cool? - The coolest. 304 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,966 (SIGHS) All right, fine, you got a deal. 305 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,009 Nice! 306 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,135 But you still gotta hurry, 307 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,720 'cause if people find these hidden back here, 308 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,472 they're going to tear me alive. 309 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,474 All right, thanks. 310 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:29,558 We in? 311 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,810 Say I have juice. Go ahead, come on. 312 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:32,895 Say it. 313 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,646 You have juice, Vince. 314 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,107 All right, good, hurry up. Santa Monica. 315 00:13:37,192 --> 00:13:39,568 We're doing 75 on Olympic. What do you want me to do? 316 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,248 What are you doing? I thought we were going to Disney. 317 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,000 No, Universal. 318 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:57,127 You told Bob Disney, Ari. 319 00:13:57,212 --> 00:13:58,837 Did I? 320 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,590 What are you, fucking eight years old? Unreal. 321 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,842 - GUARD: Good morning. - Ari Gold to see Jacqueline Stone. 322 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:05,260 - There you go. - Thank you, sir. 323 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,929 Sir, what's that name again? 324 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:10,807 Ryan, Bob Ryan. R-Y-A-N. 325 00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:12,893 I'm here to see the president of the studio. 326 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,229 Yeah, well, I don't have a drive-on for a Bob Ryan. 327 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,438 (SIGHS) 328 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:20,108 You can use the phone over there and call the president's office. 329 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,327 Who's the president again? 330 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,037 (PHONE RINGING) 331 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,669 He's not answering, Ari. 332 00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,170 It's 'cause he can't hear it. 333 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,548 Why don't you get a direct line to his hearing aid? 334 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,258 I'm not going in there without him. 335 00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,218 - Be reasonable, E. - Blow me. 336 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,719 (LAUGHS) That's not very nice. 337 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,846 Jacqueline's ready for you. 338 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,473 Actually we're waiting for a third. 339 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,600 Is there any way we can push it back a few minutes? 340 00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,644 I can ask, but her schedule's really tight. 341 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,229 She leaves for New York in 25 minutes. 342 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,815 - Let's go, E. - Fine. 343 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,441 - (CELL PHONE RINGS) - Oop... 344 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,277 If you need to put your phone on vibrate 345 00:15:03,361 --> 00:15:05,195 and it's your first meeting, press one! 346 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,365 (LAUGHS) Ari, what a pleasure. 347 00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,242 - Sorry. - (CHUCKLES) Come right on in. 348 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,368 Hi, how are you? 349 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:12,619 BOTH: It's nice to meet you. 350 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,038 Drama? 351 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,419 Yo, Drama, let's go, bro. 352 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:21,712 Dude, you in there? 353 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:23,589 You are not a pussy. You are not a pussy. 354 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,424 You are not a pussy. You are not a pussy. 355 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:26,592 (BANGING ON DOOR) 356 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:29,344 - You are not a puss... - Yo, Drama, what the fuck, man? 357 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,847 You are a pussy. 358 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,933 Look at you. You make me sick. 359 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,102 Suck it up, you little bitch! 360 00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:40,522 Yo, Drama! You're murdering my whole fucking day here. 361 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,900 What are you gonna do? 362 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,694 Huh, what are you gonna do? 363 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:55,120 Jesus fuckin'... 364 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,753 Two minutes, Eddie, and I'll be all good. 365 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,551 Fuck, does anybody know what the fuck he's doing in there? 366 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,261 (CHUCKLES) I do. 367 00:16:11,888 --> 00:16:13,764 His mike's still on. 368 00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:20,771 DRAMA: Oh yeah... Oh, baby... 369 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,814 - (LAUGHING) - Ooh... ahh... 370 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,984 Jesus Christ. Beano, come here, you gotta hear this. 371 00:16:26,069 --> 00:16:28,403 Forget about it. He's rubbing one out. 372 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:29,488 Unbelievable. 373 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:31,406 Ooh... 374 00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:33,742 Oh yeah, look at you... 375 00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,916 - TURTLE: Fuck! - What? 376 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,459 I think that's DJ AM's car. 377 00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,337 - So? - Sneakerhead, size 11. Not good. 378 00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,172 Just chill. 379 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,349 Tell me you're going a size up nowadays, AM. 380 00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,851 No dice, Turtle. I'm sorry, man. What's up, Vince? 381 00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,145 Just trying to get my boy some sneaks. What's up? 382 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:04,314 I was doing better before you started negotiating. 383 00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:05,899 You know what I had to go through to get these? 384 00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,360 Not only do I have to spin this kid's sister's birthday party, 385 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:10,028 I gotta have it in my Club LAX. 386 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:13,990 Look, Turtle's desperate for those shoes. Anything I can do? 387 00:17:14,075 --> 00:17:15,534 I'm sorry, man, there's no dice. 388 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,703 I've been waiting on these since Christmas, man. 389 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,706 - I knew about them in November. - You got me there. 390 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,290 But I got these. Later, Vince. 391 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,625 Late. 392 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,502 Come on, man. 393 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,922 Yo, sorry, Vince, but I didn't actually think that was you on the phone. 394 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:32,217 Besides, that cat's gonna pay for my sister's birthday party, dog. 395 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,469 And that's more important than your word, kid? 396 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,347 Come on, homey, you know how it is in this crazy little world of ours. 397 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:41,268 - No rules apply. - What a nightmare. 398 00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,644 Come on, let's go. 399 00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,855 I'm sorry, Turtle. Come on, I'm really sorry. 400 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,314 I hate it when you're mad at me. 401 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,067 First I lose my rapper, then I lose my limiteds. 402 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,903 I'm not mad, Vin, I'm just sad. 403 00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:53,697 I'm really really sad. 404 00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,491 Did I tell you or did I tell you? 405 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,243 I'm like motherfucking Caesar. 406 00:17:58,327 --> 00:17:59,870 I came, I saw, I conquered! 407 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,913 Ari, I gotta admit you were fucking awesome. 408 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,082 - Did I take care of Bob? - You did. Now call him and tell him. 409 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,710 You call him. I'm going to call Paramount and get a bidding war started. 410 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:08,211 Paramount passed, Ari. 411 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,922 Paramount passed before they found out Universal didn't pass. 412 00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:13,258 It's like high school, E. You can't fuck the prom queen 413 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:17,179 till she finds out her best friend jerked you off underneath the bleachers. 414 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,432 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 415 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,776 (BEEPS) 416 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:34,946 No answer. He must be miserable. 417 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:38,450 The more miserable he is, the bigger the upswing when he gets the good news. 418 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:39,951 That's great, Ari. 419 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:43,455 Nobody went up there and told you nothing. 420 00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,123 It's not the same anymore. 421 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,834 It's different now. It's not just happening over there, 422 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,629 it's not just happening over there. It's happening here. 423 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:52,214 It's happening everywhere. 424 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:56,218 All three of them went boom boom boom, one after the next. 425 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,803 He's good. 426 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:01,264 I'm not just gonna stand around and let that happen to nobody, 427 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,642 not in my town. 428 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:07,062 Not in any of my five towns. 429 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,483 ED: All right, Johnny, that was perfect. 430 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,610 That was great, man. Guys, do me a favor: Keep rolling, 431 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:16,988 zoom in a little bit. Just want to grab a couple of reaction shots, all right? 432 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,657 Reaction shots? 433 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:21,827 Yeah, can you give me one where you're... you're angry? 434 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:24,538 Okay, angry. 435 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,289 All right. 436 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:30,919 ED: Nice nice. 437 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,839 Let's get one where you're just like a little bit sad. 438 00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:34,923 Sad? 439 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:39,803 (SNORTS) 440 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,265 All right, good, good. Let's do one more where, um, 441 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,392 you're kind of a little bit embarrassed. 442 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,686 Embarrassed? 443 00:19:51,399 --> 00:19:53,108 Why would I be embarrassed? 444 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,902 Well look, you just poured your heart and soul out to this guy, right? 445 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:57,529 You don't even know if he was listening. 446 00:19:57,613 --> 00:19:59,406 You don't even know if he gives a shit. 447 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:03,243 Uh, I don't know that I'm feeling embarrassed about that. 448 00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:12,043 (WHISPERING) Look, before, when you went to your trailer? 449 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,587 - Yeah. - You had your mike on 450 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,046 when you were whackin' it. 451 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,132 All right? The entire crew heard you. 452 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,847 (CREW SNICKERING) 453 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,728 Got it. Great. Guys, that's a wrap. 454 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:30,812 Johnny, great job. 455 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,480 (ALL CHEERING) 456 00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,612 DRAMA: You know, the guy's a genius. 457 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,614 He'll do whatever he's got to do to get it on film. 458 00:20:40,698 --> 00:20:42,949 And you know what? You were right. Your method works. 459 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,911 Next time anxiety rears its ugly head, 460 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,913 I'm just gonna beat it back down. 461 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,414 Glad you had a great day, Drama. 462 00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:50,999 - Thanks, Turtle. - Mine sucked. 463 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,959 I don't care how much it costs. 464 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:54,711 Okay, cool. Bye. 465 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:57,422 Who do you keep whispering sweet nothings to over there? 466 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,090 Start filling out your W-2, Vince. 467 00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,842 - You're going back to work. - Yeah? 468 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,470 Universal's in. Ari's gonna get Paramount to match it or better. 469 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,931 - I'm gonna be Joey Ramone? - It's just a question of for how much. 470 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:07,849 Nice! Good work! 471 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,226 Glad to see you all had good days. 472 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,437 - What's with this one? - Couldn't get the sneakers he wanted. 473 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,065 But I got him the best weed in L.A. To make up for it. 474 00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:17,317 I don't want to smoke, Vin. It'll make me cry. 475 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,110 Oh, come on. Let's go. 476 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,487 All right. 477 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,156 - So is Bob excited? - That's a whole other story. 478 00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:33,833 - Totally uncool of Ari. - And Bob won't call me back. 479 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,877 Hey guys, I feel bad for Bob and all, 480 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:37,921 but I've got my own career going on finally. 481 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:40,298 - Yeah, and? - And I'm a little concerned 482 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,425 about where the fuck we are. 483 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:45,887 (CHUCKLES) Relax, we're cool. Turtle, pull over here. 484 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,433 You gotta be kidding me. 485 00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:51,935 Oh, Christ. 486 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:55,814 All right, Turtle. Go ask for Jimmy and give him this. 487 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,441 - What is it? - Emergency fund. Go. 488 00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,610 - No one's going with me? - Nope. 489 00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:02,112 Vince, what the hell is going on? 490 00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,322 I feel like Sonny Corleone at the toll booth. 491 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,783 Come on, Turtle, have I ever put you in harm's way? 492 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,910 - No. - Then go, Turtle, go. 493 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:20,797 'Sup, fellas? 494 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,966 Is Jimmy around? 495 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,050 He's inside. 496 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:25,927 Inside? All right. 497 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,514 I'll walk you in. 498 00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:48,241 - You Turtle? - Yeah, you Jimmy? 499 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:49,993 Yeah. 500 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,621 I hear you like my sneakers. 501 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,212 Holy shit! Wait, you're Fukijama? 502 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,631 What, you don't live in Japan? 503 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:06,134 Born and raised in Glendale, my man. 504 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:07,927 I'm sorry the new kicks went so quick, 505 00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:11,890 but I made you an even more limited edition. 506 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,734 Only one... of one. 507 00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:25,904 Holy... 508 00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:27,655 Can I...? 509 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:36,122 - 5,000? - A little bit more. 510 00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:39,000 - For sneakers? - 5,250. 511 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,460 A little bit more. 512 00:23:40,544 --> 00:23:42,212 Jesus Christ. For sneakers, Vince? 513 00:23:42,296 --> 00:23:43,379 You need mental help. 514 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:44,839 They're not just sneakers, E. 515 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:46,508 They're wearable art. 516 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:49,844 Besides, the joy that Turtle's feeling right now is worth every penny. 517 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,721 5,500. 518 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:52,764 A little bit more. 519 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,265 - Christ. - (CELL PHONE RINGS) 520 00:23:54,350 --> 00:23:56,768 - Yeah, Ari? - E, I have Ari and Bob for you. 521 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,478 Ari, here's E and Bob. 522 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,355 Bob, you have E and Ari... 523 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,190 Shut the fuck up, Lloyd. Bob, you there? 524 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,692 - We got some great news, Bob. - You're all taken care of, Bob. 525 00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:08,446 Oh, you bet I am, Ari, because nobody fucks Bob but Bob. 526 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,615 Bob, Ari is so sorry. Ari, tell him you're sorry. 527 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:12,158 I am sorry, Bob. 528 00:24:12,243 --> 00:24:14,119 And nobody fucked you, Bob. You got everything you wanted. 529 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,578 You're right, Eric, I did, 530 00:24:15,663 --> 00:24:17,664 'cause after I got tossed off the Disney lot 531 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:20,959 I went around the block to see my old friend Alan at Warners, and... 532 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:24,337 (CHUCKLES) man, does he hate young Vincent. 533 00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,464 Bob, tell me you didn't do something stupid. 534 00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:29,134 Stupid, Ari? What if I was to tell you 535 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:32,011 that I sold the picture to my friend Alan? 536 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:34,180 Is that something you might be interested in? 537 00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:36,307 - Bob, let's talk about this. - Hold on. Bob... 538 00:24:36,392 --> 00:24:37,892 I've talked enough. 539 00:24:37,977 --> 00:24:39,435 Bob? 540 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,812 - Bob? - Bob, let's talk about this. 541 00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:41,938 Lloyd! 542 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,022 Get Bob back! 543 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:45,316 Bob. Bob! 544 00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:46,401 What's going on? 545 00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:48,319 (CELL PHONE BEEPS) 546 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:50,905 Bob just sold the project to Warners. 547 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:52,907 Wow. 548 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,576 That's not good. 549 00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,244 - No, it's not. - (DOOR OPENS) 550 00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:59,330 You ready? 551 00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:01,875 (IMITATES CHOIR) 552 00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:03,209 How sweet are these? 553 00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:05,086 Ehh. 554 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:06,838 What's going on? 555 00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:11,176 Oh, nothing, I just spent 20 grand on sneakers and I don't have a job. 556 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,055 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)