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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Fuck you doing, Vince?

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- I can't sleep.
- Why not?

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I think we should
fire Ari.

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- What's wrong?
- I had a nightmare.

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(SIGHS) Was I with another man?

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No, Vince was.

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(SCOFFS)

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I think he's gonna
fire me today.

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(SIGHS)

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E: No, he screwed up good this time, Vince.
There's no denying it.

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You had this movie,
a movie that you love,

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and he fucked it up.

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Put a bullet in him.
Be done with it.

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Leave the gun,
take the cannolis.

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You're awfully quiet,
Johnny.

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DRAMA: I think everyone should
just take a moment,

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try my eggs Florentine
and take a deep breath.

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You think I should
keep Ari even after this?

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DRAMA: I'm not sure
what you should do, bro.

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But I do know you don't make
a decision this big on emotion.

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And you don't make it
till you know what's next.

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What do you mean?

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Well, I mean, nobody
appreciates their girlfriend

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until they get herpes
from the next broad.

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- Know what I'm saying?
- VINCE: No, I don't.

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- Do you know what he's saying?
- BOTH: Nope.

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I'm saying you don't
dump your girlfriend

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until you're flirting
with a couple other young hotties.

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See what other agents
are out there, hmm?

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- It's not a bad idea.
- Yeah, I do have a couple.

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Yeah, I'll meet
other agents after I fire Ari.

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I like it, Vince.
Icy cold.

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You know it.
Give him a call, E.

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Oh, yeah, real icy.

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Fine, I'll call.

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(TELEPHONE RINGS)

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Hi, E.

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It's not E, Lloyd.
It's Vince. Hi.

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Hi, Vince.

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- Is he in?
- I'm not sure. Hold on, let me check.

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It's Vince.

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This is starting early.
Tell E I'll call him back.

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It's not E, Ari.
It's Vince.

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Vince?
He called himself?

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Jesus Christ,
this is not good.

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- Tell him I'm not here.
- Really?

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Yeah, first rule as an agent is you
never take an angry client's call

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unless you have good news
that will make him smile, all right?

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Now go make an excuse, any excuse,
and get Alan Gray on the phone.

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- I already called.
- Call him again.

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I gotta get Vince's movie back.
Now go, Lloyd, go!

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I am so sorry, Vince.
He is not here.

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Oh, well...

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then when he gets in,
tell him I'd like to have lunch.

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He wants to have lunch.

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Vince, I've got his schedule.
There's no way he can make lunch.

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He has a ginormously important
lunch already planned.

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Okay, then tell him
to call me back.

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Okay, I will.

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Why the fuck did you just tell him I had
a more important lunch?

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Do you think that's
gonna put a smile on his face?

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- What did you want me to say?
- That I have a huge wart

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on my cock that needs removal
would have been better.

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Wake the fuck up,
Lloyd.

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(COMPUTER BEEPS)

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- That's Alan Gray's assistant.
- What does it say?

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It says, "Alan will
see you at 10:30."

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It's 10: 10. How the fuck
am I gonna make it to the Valley?

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By running, Ari,
by running!

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- He had a ginormously huge lunch.
- Is that even a word?

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- I don't know.
- Well, whether it is or it isn't

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he should be eating breakfast,
lunch and dinner with you.

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He should be over here
making the fucking beds.

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- Ari doesn't like us anymore.
- "Boutique Ari" loved us.

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"Big Agency Ari"
doesn't.

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Ari does not appreciate
the little guy.

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Have I become
the little guy?

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- It's just an expression.
- This is every agency card

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any of us have been
handed over the past five years.

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You saved 'em all?

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Yeah, like there's
something weird about that.

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Come on, we each
pick one. Bro.

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Fuck it. Ari's a dick.
Let's flirt.

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Okay, Rick Zimmerman,
InterTalent.

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Didn't they close
in, like, 1990?

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Oh, yeah, that was given to me during
my "Midnight Caller" recurring.

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Why don't we just
call Terrance?

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And have Vince repped
by E's girlfriend's father?

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- What if she dumps him?
- It's a good point.

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Please.
I'll call the majors.

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Make this easy.

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Oh, yeah,
I remember her.

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Bitch.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(CAR ALARM CHIRPS)

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23 minutes to the Valley.
I'm like Chuck Yeager.

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Uh-huh,
he's waiting.

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- Do you need a drink?
- I'm all good.

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- Morning, Alan.
- You've got two minutes, Ari.

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- Be grateful for that.
- I am, Alan, I am.

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So let me guess.
This Ramones project

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has been causing some discomfort
between you and your biggest client.

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Hemorrhoids cause
discomfort, Alan.

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This is more like
open-heart surgery.

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Well, maybe you
should take this as a sign, Ari.

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I mean, you made your name
in TV packaging anyway.

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Maybe talent relations
just isn't your thing.

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What the hell you mad
at me for, Alan?

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I did everything I could
to get Vince on "A2."

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He's a kid.
He made a mistake.

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You know he'd kill
as Joey Ramone.

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Well, maybe he would,
maybe he wouldn't.

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But I do know
that Jake Gyllenhaal definitely will.

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I saw some of his camera tests for "A2."
He's brilliant.

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You know what my only
regret is, Ari?

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That I didn't put Jake
in "A1."

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Because I could only imagine it would
have been even bigger.

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Alan, that's not really fair, okay?
Vince was great.

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Well, thank you, Dana,
but you're here to take notes,

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not offer opinions. Since there really
aren't any notes to be taken,

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you don't need to be here
at all, do you, hmm?

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Come to think of it,
neither do I.

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It's two minutes, Ari.
Goodbye.

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Hard to believe that

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you've been divorced
three times, Alan.

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This is weird.
I've never had another agent.

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I don't even know
what to look for.

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Well, let me be your guide, Vince.
Over the years,

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I've developed a foolproof system
for judging the merits

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- of a prospective agency.
- I guess you've had a lot of practice,

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considering how many times
you've been dropped.

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Never officially dropped, Turtle.

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Although one did move
without telling me.

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- Now what's your system?
- I judge an agency on four categories...

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decor, service,
amenities and ambiance.

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Give up to 10 points
for each category.

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The agency with the highest
overall score wins.

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I originally devised it for my visits to
day spas, but it's perfectly applicable.

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Yeah, I'm sure there's a direct
correlation between Vince's career

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- and your anti-aging regimen.
- (LAUGHING)

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I give 'em a six for decor.

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I mean, what kind
of self-respecting agency

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has fake plants
in their lobby?

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I don't think they're fake.
There's a girl over there watering them.

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Yeah, maybe the water's
fake, huh, Drama?

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Hi, Vince. I'm Vanessa,
Gene's assistant.

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- I love the decor.
- Hi.

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- And you must be Eric, hi.
- How are you?

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- I'm Turtle. How you doing?
- Hi.

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- And you are?
- Not for sale, honey.

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Well, everyone's waiting for you guys
down at the conference room.

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If you gentlemen
would like to follow me.

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We'll be out soon.

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Didn't even offer us a drink.
That's a zero for service.

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Yeah, but still,
I'd give 'em a 10 for amenities

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if she'll let me
service that ass.

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The way we see it,
you're not just an actor, Vince.

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You're not just
a movie star.

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You, sir, are a brand.

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(CLICK)

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Mercedes...

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Coca-Cola, two of the most
recognizable names

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on the planet.

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Vincent Chase.

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We intend to make you
as popular as both of them.

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Vince has called
three times, Ari.

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That's three times more
than he called all of last year.

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I know. He keeps calling me,
too, and I got an e-mail.

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I didn't even know
he knew how to do that.

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- I have other information.
- Yeah.

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It's also regarding Vince.

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Speak or I will intern you
like it's 1942.

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- I am not Japanese, Ari.
- Speak!

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Vince is taking a meeting
with another agency.

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- How do you know that?
- The Gay Mafia

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has been replaced
by the Gay Assistant Corps, Ari.

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We know all.

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He'll be at Le Petit Four
at 1:30 meeting with Andy Left.

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Jesus, he's gonna humiliate
me in public after all these years.

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I know.
It's all so sinister.

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- I hate break-ups.
- It ain't over yet.

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Call Left's office
and tell him it's Eric.

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Ari.

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- Oh, it's Hitler's evil twin.
- I need to talk to you.

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You know, Dana, the only time I've ever
enjoyed talking to you

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- is when your mouth has been full.
- Okay, is that nice?

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LLOYD: Ari, I have Left's office.

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- Hey, Mr. Murphy.
- Hey, bro, listen, I hate to cancel

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on such short notice, but Vince isn't
gonna be able to make lunch.

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- Sorry, bro.
- Oh my God. Hold on. Let me get Andy.

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You don't need to do that.
Just tell him he's a great big fag.

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- All right, see ya.
- (DIAL TONE)

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- That's nice, Ari.
- You ain't seen nothing yet.

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What's up, Dana?

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I'm gonna tell you something,
but you have to swear

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- it's not gonna come back to me.
- As always, hand on heart.

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- Ari, please.
- I swear.

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Alan's not gonna make
this movie.

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He bought it just
to spite Vince,

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and he's gonna stick it
in a drawer.

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- Jesus, he really is crazy.
- Mm-hmm.

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- Why you telling me this?
- Because I hate working for him,

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and I want out.
And, Ari, come on.

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I mean, I love this movie.
I grew up on the Ramones,

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and I love it for Vince, so get me
on as a producer.

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Sure, how?

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- It's Alan's movie.
- No, not yet it isn't.

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They're still negotiating
Bob's perk package.

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So just make sure
he doesn't sign those papers.

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Dana, I have never
cheated on my wife,

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not since she became
my wife,

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but if you want to jerk me in the car
right now, I'm game.

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Rain check, Ari.

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Was a little corporate, huh?

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Yeah, I felt like I was
in Trump's boardroom.

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Well, an overall score
of 22.5

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doesn't bode well
for them anyway.

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Yeah, but still, if that assistant calls
me back, maybe we should go with 'em.

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Hasn't Vince gotten you
laid enough, Turtle?

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Well, that depends.
What's your definition of enough?

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- Come on, the search continues.
- Hi, how are you?

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We're here to meet
Andy Left for lunch.

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Andy Left canceled his
reservation over an hour ago.

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- Are you sure?
- That's what it says, yeah.

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The guy doesn't even bother
to call you?

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I'd say that's a substantial point loss
in the service area.

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Forget about points, Turtle.
That earns Left a bitch-slap.

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Take it easy, Drama.
I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.

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(TELEPHONE RINGS)

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- MAN: Andy Left's office.
- Hey, Lamar, right?

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It's Eric Murphy.
I'm standing outside Le Petit Four

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00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,676
with Vincent Chase.
They said that Andy canceled lunch.

234
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:02,805
- You canceled lunch, Eric.
- I didn't cancel anything, Lamar.

235
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:06,350
Uh-huh, and I suppose that you didn't
call Andy a big fag, either.

236
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,852
- What?
- Andy would have shed blood,

237
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:11,897
sweat and tears for Vince,
but he has his principles.

238
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:12,981
(CLICKS)

239
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,278
Somebody fucked with us,
canceled our lunch,

240
00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,072
said I called Andy
a big fag.

241
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,657
- ALL: Ari.
- Definitely!

242
00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:23,909
- He's cockblocking, Vin.
- Yeah, but how did he know?

243
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,954
Because he's Ari,
and he's a dirty sweaty scumbag,

244
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:29,373
- but he's good.
- Ari, it's E.

245
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:32,584
You need to call us
back now. No answer.

246
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:34,753
- Oh, he's definitely avoiding us.
- Definitely.

247
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,798
It's the right move, like when I wanted
to dump Rhona Davies.

248
00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:39,925
She knew about it,
and moved to Australia.

249
00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,636
I had to wait two whole years to tell
her we were through.

250
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,513
Fuck it, what's next?

251
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,640
- We got Josh Weinstein at 3:00.
- Really?

252
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,851
How do you think Ari's
gonna take that one?

253
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:51,228
Josh Weinstein?

254
00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:53,230
Are you fucking
kidding me?

255
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,149
I'm not, and I tried
your little lunch cancelation trick,

256
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:58,068
- but he was onto it somehow.
- Josh fucking Weinstein!

257
00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:01,196
I don't believe it.
I'd rather Vince fuck my wife.

258
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,698
No, Ari, no!

259
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:06,118
Just keep
me informed, Lloyd.

260
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,829
Open up
the goddamn door, Bob!

261
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:12,458
BOB: Go away, Ari, or I'm calling my
security company.

262
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,501
And they're all
ex-Navy SEALs.

263
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:18,547
Bob, stop.
I come bearing gifts.

264
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,801
I don't want gifts.
I want quiet.

265
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:25,554
Bob, you've known me
20 years, all right? Let me in.

266
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,639
What kind of gifts
do you have?

267
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,642
My car.

268
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,936
750i BMW,

269
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,564
3,300 miles,
built-in iPod dock.

270
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,609
Oak dash.
It's beautiful.

271
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,361
- You own it, or you lease it?
- I lease it,

272
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,655
but I will continue to make
the payments until it expires,

273
00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,407
unless you expire first.

274
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,787
You're desperate, huh?

275
00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:53,081
Bob, I will strip down naked
and breakdance through Beverly Hills

276
00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,709
if it will get you not to sign that
deal with Alan.

277
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,836
I don't want your junk.
All I want to do is make the movie.

278
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,755
- That's all I ever wanted.
- Bob...

279
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,633
Alan's not going to make that movie
with you, never ever.

280
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,426
Oh, that's complete
bullshit.

281
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:07,137
No, it's not. It's the truth.
You gotta trust me.

282
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:09,681
Trust you... oh, ho.

283
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:11,683
Why the hell
should I trust you?

284
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,895
Because I spoke to someone, Bob,
someone who knows.

285
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,523
- Who?
- Doesn't matter who. What matters is

286
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,526
- it's the truth.
- That's not good enough. I need proof.

287
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,612
I can't
reveal my sources.

288
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:27,366
- I promised I wouldn't talk.
- Go home, Ari.

289
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,369
Dana Gordon,

290
00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,579
V.P. Of production
with Alan.

291
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,791
I used to fuck her back in the day,
so she owes me.

292
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:41,922
Ah.

293
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:45,217
- Like the fish.
- Like the artwork.

294
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:48,178
Ooh, I like her
and her and her.

295
00:14:48,263 --> 00:14:50,472
Looks like about 40 points
to me, huh, Johnny?

296
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,349
Slow down, Vince.
We haven't seen the underbelly yet.

297
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,560
- There's an underbelly?
- Don't be ignorant, E.

298
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,604
- There's always an underbelly.
- Vince, E.

299
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,856
I knew someday our paths
would cross again.

300
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:02,401
- Good to see you, Josh.
- Great to see you, Vince.

301
00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,862
And you, Johnny, are you looking
for representation as well?

302
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:09,074
Heard about the Ed Burns pilot.
It's a great script.

303
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,493
Today, I wanna focus on Vince,
but you call me tomorrow if you have

304
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:12,869
any needs that
aren't being met.

305
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:16,623
May, get these guys
some drinks.

306
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,376
Oh, and, Turtle,
all my assistants love to fuck.

307
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,754
I ask 'em when they interview.
True story.

308
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,215
Come on in, guys.
The whole team's waiting.

309
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,135
- We're so excited.
- I love it here.

310
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:30,345
Underbelly, Turtle.

311
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,806
Underbelly.

312
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:41,607
- You feeling this?
- Definitely.

313
00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,233
(CLICKS)

314
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,320
(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

315
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:49,072
JOSH: Apple...

316
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,908
Canon...

317
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,286
Vincent Chase.

318
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,671
Are you happy, Ari?
Or is this madness that will turn on me

319
00:16:04,756 --> 00:16:06,673
- on a moment's notice?
- This is happiness, Lloyd.

320
00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:09,217
This is pure heterosexual
male happiness. (KISSES)

321
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,302
(LAUGHS)

322
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:12,554
- So Bob was receptive?
- Bob was lucid.

323
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,140
Bob was coherent.
Bob was amiable.

324
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:17,184
Bob could come
to no other conclusion

325
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,353
than to return this film
to its rightful owner...

326
00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:21,480
Vincent Chase.

327
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,231
I like when
you're happy, Ari.

328
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,317
You know, Vince was
my first discovery.

329
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,319
I built other stars' careers,
but he was mine.

330
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,654
I saw him
in this commercial,

331
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,323
and I said, "This kid
has got something," and I was right.

332
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,033
He's more than
a client, Lloyd.

333
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,035
He's like my baby.

334
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,329
I love Vince, Lloyd.

335
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,331
(TELEPHONE RINGS)

336
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,668
Ari Gold's office.

337
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,420
- It's Dana Gordon.
- And I love Dana Gordon, too.

338
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:49,591
I love you,
Dana Gordon.

339
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,636
You swore you would keep your mouth
shut, you slimy piece of shit.

340
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,596
Dana...

341
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,848
Even though I know
what a lowlife you are... (SNICKERS)

342
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,642
I always trusted you.

343
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,603
- Ditto, Dana, ditto.
- But you fucked me.

344
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:05,190
I was desperate, Dana.

345
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:08,276
Ari, you have one day
to find me another job,

346
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,404
or the next time I see you at The Palm,
I'm going to squeeze

347
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:13,240
your fucking dick
with a claw cracker, all right?

348
00:17:13,324 --> 00:17:15,242
Miss Gordon, I'm afraid
your five minutes are up.

349
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,202
- It's time to go.
- Fuck you!

350
00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:20,205
Put one hand on me,
and I scream rape.

351
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,542
This is a classic example
of not judging a book by its cover.

352
00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,378
- That place was all surface.
- You were right, Drama.

353
00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:30,006
All surface. I don't believe any
of those assistants love to fuck.

354
00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,717
You couldn't even get
a number, huh, Turtle?

355
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,385
- Not a one.
- This is depressing.

356
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,928
Maybe we just go
without an agent.

357
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,597
Drama did that for 10 years.
Really worked for him.

358
00:17:37,682 --> 00:17:39,307
Suck it, Turtle.

359
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,393
Did you sign
those papers, Bob?

360
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:44,521
You know, you got that
poor girl fired, Ari.

361
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:47,315
- Did you sign them?
- I-I felt terrible

362
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,526
about calling Alan,
but this is my baby,

363
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:52,112
- and she was messing with my baby.
- Bob!

364
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:56,241
I made a 50-year career,
a half-century career

365
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,034
trusting my instincts,
Ari.

366
00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,120
And what the fuck
did your instincts tell you, Bob?

367
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,914
They told me it's a different world
out there today.

368
00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:05,584
Different players.
Different ethics.

369
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:07,961
Different bullshit.

370
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,589
It's a lot less fun,
and I don't like it.

371
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,257
Bob!

372
00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,385
I signed the papers,
Ari.

373
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,305
I don't know
if I was right,

374
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,557
but I signed
the damn papers.

375
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,520
I'm over this town.

376
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,314
I'm sorry.

377
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:33,403
Yeah, me too, Bob.

378
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,071
Me too.

379
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:45,916
I don't have anything
good to tell Vince.

380
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,627
Just get him on the phone.
Let me take what's coming.

381
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,840
How is it to take it
in the ass anyway, Lloyd?

382
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,759
I don't know, Ari.
I'm on top.

383
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:57,719
Come on, really?

384
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,765
Anyway, make the call.

385
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,684
- No.
- No what?

386
00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:07,771
No, I will
not call.

387
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,439
Oh, fuck, this is not
gonna be another one

388
00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:11,483
of your "Queer As Folk"
pep talks, is it, Lloyd?

389
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,069
Yes, Ari, yes, it is.
And it's gonna be a good one.

390
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:18,198
Look, you said first
rule of an agent is not to call a client

391
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,909
till you have good news.
Well, you have no good news.

392
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:24,246
But I have news for you, Ari Gold.
Yes, you screwed up.

393
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:27,082
Yes, you were devious.
Yes, you were conniving.

394
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,376
But, yes, you care.

395
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,878
I know that even
when you throw

396
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,381
the most hurtful
homophobic slurs my way,

397
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,383
that you really do care.

398
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,385
Vince knows that.
Just remind him.

399
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,765
You're right, Lloyd.
Look at this place.

400
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,476
75,000 square feet
all built

401
00:19:46,561 --> 00:19:48,186
on my giving a fuck.

402
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,188
Make the call.
Tell every agent

403
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:52,524
in this building
to get prepared.

404
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,318
- For what?
- For battle, Lloyd.

405
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,362
For battle.

406
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,197
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

407
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,743
- Ari.
- Finally. Stay strong, Vin.

408
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,079
(EXHALES) Hey.

409
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:10,458
Hey.

410
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:13,378
So we should talk.

411
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:16,339
Yeah, Ari, we should, but you're a tough
man to get on the phone.

412
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,049
We should talk
in person.

413
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,844
- All right, I'll drop in.
- When can you be here?

414
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:24,681
- 20 minutes.
- See you then.

415
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,730
He's coming.
I'm actually nervous.

416
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:35,066
- That's cute, Ari.
- Get out of my office, Lloyd.

417
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:41,281
- Should have just done it on the phone.
- It's the right thing to do.

418
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,950
Look him in the eye, let him know
exactly why this is happening.

419
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:46,995
Fuck that.
Avoid all contact, Vin.

420
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,788
Let him wonder
for the rest of his life.

421
00:20:48,873 --> 00:20:51,124
Courtney DeMayo ditched me on
the phone in the first grade,

422
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,753
and I'm still wondering and hurting.
The phone break-up is so cruel.

423
00:20:54,837 --> 00:20:57,339
Looking Ari in the eyes
is not gonna be easy.

424
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,591
Yeah, and you know
he's gonna beg.

425
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,302
(EXHALES) I mean, it's so
fucking weird.

426
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:04,721
This is gonna be the last time
we drive to Ari's.

427
00:21:04,805 --> 00:21:07,724
- Yep.
- Don't do it.

428
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,684
What?

429
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,311
I think it's
a mistake.

430
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:14,606
You saw what all those
cookie-cutter guys were like today.

431
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,608
They're all the same.
An agent by nature

432
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:18,610
is a lying, money-hungry
cocksucker.

433
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,446
That's the breed,
and Ari is best in breed.

434
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:24,532
How do we know that, Drama?
We've never been with anybody else.

435
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,160
I have. I've had 15 different agents
over the years,

436
00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,955
and only that few,
'cause I'm a loyal guy.

437
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,581
Sounds like you don't want
to get dropped

438
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,124
from another agency
when Vince moves on.

439
00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:35,126
Please, Turtle,
if my pilot gets picked up,

440
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,504
I could sign with anyone I want,
and you know what?

441
00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:41,091
I'd stay with Ari. 'Cause we know
where we stand with him.

442
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,176
- He was there from the beginning.
- (VINCE SIGHS)

443
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:48,598
- What are you thinking?
- I'm thinking he's right.

444
00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:51,685
I mean, Ari's been good to us.
He's not like all those other guys.

445
00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:54,229
We know him.
He's our friend.

446
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,773
But he did
fuck us on this.

447
00:21:56,857 --> 00:22:00,318
And as our friend,
he should say he's sorry.

448
00:22:00,403 --> 00:22:04,030
Maybe he will, Vince.
Maybe he will.

449
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,743
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

450
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:20,296
- What's up, Lloyd?
- Mr. Chase.

451
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,674
- VINCE: Mr. Chase?
- Ari wants me to do that today.

452
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,176
Now let's head in. They're waiting
for you in the conference room.

453
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,511
They?

454
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,513
We'll be out here enjoying
the perfect-10 amenities.

455
00:22:28,597 --> 00:22:30,515
You know, even Lloyd's
starting to grow on me.

456
00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:32,517
Oh, you think
Lloyd's cute, Drama?

457
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,644
You know what
I mean, asshole.

458
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,192
Gentlemen, welcome.

459
00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,611
- What is this, Ari?
- Yeah, Ari.

460
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:46,573
I thought this was supposed to be more
of a face to face thing.

461
00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:49,492
It is, Vinnie, it is.
It's you face-to-face

462
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,328
with the face
of this entire agency.

463
00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,457
Gentlemen,
please sit down.

464
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:58,626
BARBARA: Right now, Vince,
phones here are ringing off the hook,

465
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,879
and clients are wondering
where their agents are.

466
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:03,465
- And you know where they are?
- Yeah, they're in here.

467
00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,467
Exactly, and you
wanna know why?

468
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,469
It's because we are
100% committed

469
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,763
to giving Vincent Chase
all that he needs.

470
00:23:09,847 --> 00:23:12,974
ARl: Vinnie, you do not need to hear
about the past today.

471
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:15,727
I'm not gonna bore you
with the details of the past five years

472
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,645
and all that we've
done together.

473
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,606
I don't even need
to talk about the fact that I found you

474
00:23:19,690 --> 00:23:21,608
and brought you
from obscurity to superstardom.

475
00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:23,401
Yeah, good thing he
didn't mention that.

476
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:25,695
- Yeah, really.
- What you see before you, Vince,

477
00:23:25,780 --> 00:23:27,614
is a full-service agency:

478
00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:31,534
TV division,
music division, reality division.

479
00:23:31,619 --> 00:23:34,162
God forbid, Johnny Drama's
pilot does not go,

480
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:37,332
boom, he's on "The Surreal Life,"
one phone call.

481
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:40,210
BARBARA: We wanna make you
bigger than movies, Vince.

482
00:23:40,294 --> 00:23:43,797
We wanna take you
international.

483
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:49,260
ARl: Microsoft, McDonald's,

484
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,554
Vincent Chase.

485
00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:54,057
Brand-name recognition.

486
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,352
What do you think?

487
00:23:57,436 --> 00:24:00,396
I think I need
to think.

488
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,857
Vince.

489
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,859
It's pathetic, Ari.

490
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:11,407
Vince, what are
you doing?

491
00:24:11,492 --> 00:24:14,035
Ari, I didn't need
the whole dog and pony show.

492
00:24:14,120 --> 00:24:16,246
I really thought you were different
from everyone else.

493
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:19,415
- Vince, I am.
- Ari, you do things your own way

494
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,417
and you don't give
a shit what we think about it.

495
00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:23,795
I do give a shit.
You should have seen me today,

496
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:26,089
begging and pleading,
trying to get you that movie back.

497
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:29,926
But it's gone. The past is the past.
Let's look to the future.

498
00:24:30,010 --> 00:24:32,595
You're unreal. I mean, even after
you fuck up like this,

499
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,974
you can't even muster
the strength to just, as my friend,

500
00:24:36,058 --> 00:24:38,476
look me in the face
and say "I'm sorry."

501
00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:41,020
- That's all you wanted?
- That's all I wanted.

502
00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:43,439
Then I'm sorry, Vin.

503
00:24:43,524 --> 00:24:45,525
It's too late.

504
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,569
- Vince.
- Ari.

505
00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:50,196
- You're fired.
- Let's roll.

506
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:53,658
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