1 00:00:07,591 --> 00:00:10,093 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:17,661 --> 00:01:20,246 All right. You got the whole thing? 3 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:23,332 I got the whole thing 1400 different ways already, Drama. 4 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,209 Just keep snapping. It's digital. 5 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:27,086 - There is no waste. - Yeah, only my time. 6 00:01:27,171 --> 00:01:29,922 Come on, come on. We're not going anywhere until somebody recognizes me. 7 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,717 Favor me, but get some of the other guys too. 8 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:35,928 - Okay. - There you go. 9 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,264 Hey, jerk-off! What kind of loser 10 00:01:38,348 --> 00:01:40,057 takes pictures in front of his own billboard? 11 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:42,226 There you go, Drama. You've been recognized. 12 00:01:42,561 --> 00:01:44,187 E don't count. It's gotta be a stranger. 13 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:45,730 VINCE: Johnny, it looks good. 14 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,356 Looks like it's gonna be a big hit. 15 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,276 - Thanks, bro! - We're off to Amanda's. 16 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,779 Yo, Vince, don't forget to invite her to your birthday party. 17 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:55,239 Don't worry, she'll be there. You just make sure it's a good one. 18 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,366 Like we'd throw you anything less? 19 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,368 - Nice. - Later, guys. 20 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,913 DRAMA: Later. Oh, here comes some chicks. 21 00:02:01,997 --> 00:02:04,123 Keep snapping. See if they recognize me. 22 00:02:06,210 --> 00:02:07,627 - Hey. - Hey. 23 00:02:07,711 --> 00:02:09,420 Was that Vince Chase you were talking to? 24 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,593 Hey, Vince. Happy birthday. 25 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,178 Hey, thank you. 26 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:20,181 - Happy birthday, Vince. - Thanks! 27 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,600 - Happy birthday, Vince. - Thank you. 28 00:02:23,894 --> 00:02:26,813 Hey, is that my agent or America's next top model? 29 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,690 Don't patronize me. I know I look like shit. 30 00:02:29,775 --> 00:02:31,234 I was up all night fighting with my ex. 31 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,444 - Over the house again? - No, the dog. 32 00:02:33,529 --> 00:02:36,823 What kind of man sues for custody of a labradoodle? 33 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,282 Sit. 34 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:39,867 So... (CLEARS THROAT) 35 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:42,119 Who did their required reading last night? 36 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:44,497 How many? 37 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:45,748 I read four of them. 38 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,124 That's impressive. Vince? 39 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:48,918 I read half of three. 40 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,128 Look, Amanda, you have to understand 41 00:02:51,255 --> 00:02:53,172 that you sent some very large scripts. 42 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:55,174 It's true. The scripts Ari used to send us 43 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,969 were in the 90-to-104-page range. Yours are closer to 140. 44 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,512 It leaves me no time for skin care. 45 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:00,888 (PHONE RINGING) 46 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:03,015 I'm surprised Ari doesn't just send coverage. 47 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:04,350 That's all he reads anyway. 48 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:08,688 Look, I can find you another popcorn movie, no problem, 49 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,982 but you asked me to find something you could sink your teeth into. 50 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,401 Do you have something? 'Cause none of these quite got us. 51 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:15,361 This one will. 52 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,321 You guys know I don't hard-sell, 53 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:20,241 but this is the one. 54 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:22,243 127 pages. 55 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:23,703 Manageable. 56 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,291 It's Edith Wharton's "Glimpses of the Moon." 57 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:30,293 Studio's been trying to tackle it for years, 58 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:31,836 nobody could get a handle on it. 59 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:34,922 Steve Zaillian did. The script is wonderful. 60 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:36,173 Did you guys like "Age of Innocence"? 61 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,884 I don't remember the story, 62 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:39,969 but I do remember after seeing it I knew how to hold my fork. 63 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,471 ERIC: I liked "Age of Innocence." Is Scorsese doing this? 64 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:43,973 No, Sam Mendes is. 65 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:45,933 Oh, Sam Mendes. I love "American Beauty." 66 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,935 Great. Read at least 90, then. 67 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,646 And they need a quick answer. 68 00:03:51,315 --> 00:03:52,982 Looks like we have homework tonight. 69 00:03:53,984 --> 00:03:55,067 No, not tonight. 70 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,653 Come on, tonight we're celebrating somebody's birthday. 71 00:03:57,946 --> 00:03:59,071 Hey, she remembered. 72 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:00,656 Nice, what did you get me? 73 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,790 - (CHEERING) - (WHISTLE BLOWING) 74 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:11,334 Great gift, Amanda! 75 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,418 Great gift. Thank you. 76 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:13,586 You're all welcome. 77 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,588 How is the party planning coming? 78 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,214 I'm sure it's gonna be sick. 79 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:20,217 I'm running things, so use your imagination. 80 00:04:20,344 --> 00:04:23,679 I'm picturing lots of strippers and porn stars, Turtle. 81 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,265 He's promised us he's gonna invite some regular girls too. 82 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:29,018 Just a couple. You got to come help fill the quota. 83 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:30,478 I wouldn't miss it. 84 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,271 You're welcome to bring a guest... 85 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,690 if you have someone special. 86 00:04:35,692 --> 00:04:36,817 Um... 87 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:39,570 there is nobody, but thank you, Johnny. 88 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:42,365 - That's good to know. - Uh-huh. 89 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,286 VINCE: Come on! Ah! 90 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:48,913 Oh, Jesus. 91 00:04:48,997 --> 00:04:50,206 What? 92 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:51,707 12:00. 93 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,339 - (DRUMS BEATING) - (CROWD CHANTING) 94 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:03,427 CROWD: Defense! Defense! Defense! 95 00:05:03,887 --> 00:05:07,098 The Lakers game! The fucking Lakers game! 96 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,725 Oh, Jesus, the house that I built! 97 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:12,061 Maybe it was his birthday present. 98 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:13,396 You think? 99 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:17,191 I put him on the fucking court on Arbor Day, 100 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:18,484 and that's her present? 101 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,152 God, she's so fucking wrong for him. 102 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:23,155 Oh, Ari, I hate to see you like this. 103 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:24,407 Shut up, Lloyd, I'll be fine. 104 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:25,866 Your horoscope doesn't think so. 105 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:28,577 It said this was going to be a very tumultuous week. 106 00:05:29,705 --> 00:05:31,706 I bet she'll be at his birthday party. 107 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:32,832 Fuck! 108 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,418 He'll probably let her blow out his candles. 109 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,044 Still no invite for me, huh? 110 00:05:37,129 --> 00:05:39,880 Not from Vince. But we did receive an evite 111 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,924 to Patrick Dempsey's house for running charades. 112 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,511 You know, I've spent Vince's last five birthdays with him. 113 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,805 I know. And you know 114 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,141 your present's gonna be so much better than hers. 115 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:52,476 It is, Lloyd, it is. And you want to know why? 116 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:55,604 Because I'm actually giving him something that he wants. 117 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:56,772 Aww. 118 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:01,277 What the fuck does that mean? 119 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,362 Heartbreak. 120 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,077 Okay, we need to talk party. 121 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:12,038 I think we need to lose the venue. 122 00:06:12,122 --> 00:06:13,706 Why? Privilege is great. 123 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,541 They only serve liquor till 2:00 AM. 124 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:17,209 We want this thing to go all night. 125 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:19,628 Or all morning, as the ladies come a'running. 126 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,589 Whatever, Turtle. Your point? 127 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:24,008 What about Ari? Does he make the guest list? 128 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:25,968 No. No no no no no no no. 129 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,845 No exes at a birthday party. 130 00:06:27,971 --> 00:06:30,222 - Never never never. - Hey, that's Vince's call. 131 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:32,641 I think baby bro was a little freaked out about seeing him last night. 132 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,602 Nah, Vince don't get rattled. 133 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,479 Besides us and his mother, Ari is the longest 134 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,814 relationship Vince has ever had. He must've been a little rattled. 135 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:42,109 That's why it's best after a breakup, professional or otherwise, 136 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:44,070 to split the town into even territories. 137 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:45,821 Ari pays 200 grand a year for those tickets. 138 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,823 I doubt we can have him banned him from the Staples Center. 139 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,201 - Yo yo. - Morning, bro. 140 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:52,578 - Eggs benedict? - Yeah, that'd be great, Johnny. 141 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:56,207 Hey, E, the script is good. Real good. 142 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,125 - Wow, you read it? - Cover to cover. 143 00:06:58,210 --> 00:06:59,919 - When? - Last night. 144 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:03,422 - Couldn't sleep, bro? - No, I slept like a baby. 145 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:07,468 So, E, looks like I beat you this time, huh? 146 00:07:07,552 --> 00:07:08,844 Guess again. I read it. 147 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,179 And? 148 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,389 I liked it. What I understood of it, anyway. 149 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,267 Yeah, I did run to my dictionary a couple times. 150 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,186 It's different than anything I ever thought I'd do, 151 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,105 but I love that Amanda thinks like this. 152 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:22,024 I'll call her, have her set up a meet- and-greet with Mendes. 153 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:24,276 Actually, you know what? I'll call her. 154 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,612 I want her to know I'm taking this very seriously. 155 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,155 (PHONE RINGING) 156 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:30,074 Hey, maybe that's her now. 157 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,618 We have this weird synch, don't you think? 158 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,453 - It's uncanny. - Hello? 159 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,164 Hello? 160 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,668 Did you just prank Vince? 161 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:43,838 I never heard the guy answer the phone before. It spooked me! 162 00:07:43,922 --> 00:07:46,423 He's gonna know it's you. Our company name comes up. 163 00:07:46,508 --> 00:07:49,677 Why does it come up? Whose idea was that? What's the fucking point? 164 00:07:49,928 --> 00:07:51,762 - I don't know. - He's not gonna know it's me. 165 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,140 - It could've been you calling Drama. - True. 166 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:56,058 What do I care if he thinks it was me? 167 00:07:56,143 --> 00:07:59,562 I'm meant to call. I'm calling him again. 168 00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,355 In a minute. 169 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:03,649 You call Drama first so he thinks it was you. 170 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:08,904 Oh, hey, Lloyd, what's up? 171 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,491 I bet you're getting some calls about my billboard, huh? 172 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:15,411 Uh, no. I haven't heard a thing about it. Did it go up yet? 173 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,997 Are you kidding? It's huge. 174 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,665 You obviously don't drive Sunset. 175 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,584 To and from work every day, but I'll look again. 176 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:23,252 - Do. - I will. 177 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:25,838 So, listen, 178 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,840 as long as I've got you on the phone, is Vince there? 179 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:29,008 What the fuck are you doing? 180 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:32,344 What you should've done a long time ago... getting your man back. 181 00:08:32,929 --> 00:08:34,180 So is he there? 182 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,056 Yeah, he's here, Lloyd, why? 183 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:37,766 'Cause, I don't know, you know, 184 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,768 Ari's here too. Maybe they should say hi. 185 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:41,896 I don't think that's such a great idea. 186 00:08:41,980 --> 00:08:45,691 Put him on the phone, Johnny, or no more agency comps at Burke Williams. 187 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,028 Someone wants to talk to you, bro. 188 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:55,034 - Vinnie boy! - Hey, Ari. 189 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,369 - How you doing? - I'm doing great. 190 00:08:57,454 --> 00:09:00,623 I'm doing great. You know, how you doing? 191 00:09:01,333 --> 00:09:03,292 I'm doing. I'm doing. 192 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,879 Listen, I don't want to beat around the bush. 193 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:09,340 It's your birthday and it made me realize how much I miss you. 194 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:13,052 I mean, not like Lloyd misses you, but friends-wise. 195 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:15,221 So, uh, I mean, you miss me, Vinnie? 196 00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:17,223 Yeah... you know, 197 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:18,724 friends-wise, I miss you, yeah. 198 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:21,143 Great great. That's great. Listen, uh... 199 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,690 I got a... I got a gift for you, 200 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:29,026 and I could just, uh, you know, I could send it over. 201 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,611 But I, you know, I'd love to see you. 202 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,738 I'd rather see your face and, you know, 203 00:09:32,822 --> 00:09:35,282 grab some dinner, so, uh, catch up. 204 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:38,118 Bring E if you want. What do you say? 205 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,663 Um... 206 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:43,332 Make it lunch. No dinner. 207 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:44,667 Why not dinner? 208 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,418 You're leading him on with dinner. 209 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:49,296 You're saying something I don't think you want to say. 210 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:50,881 And what am I saying? 211 00:09:50,966 --> 00:09:53,467 That you want to jump back in the sack with him. 212 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:55,427 I mean, come on, do you ever go to dinner 213 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,221 with a disgruntled ex, and she really 214 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,765 wasn't just looking for some tasty dessert? 215 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,976 I agree with Drama. I mean, he's making me sick with the metaphors, 216 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:03,435 but Ari's not doing this out of friendship. 217 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:04,812 We'll make it lunch. 218 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,397 You could still have dessert after lunch. 219 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:07,856 Better make it a coffee. 220 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:11,860 Good thinking. Coffee says "I sip, but I ain't sucking." 221 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,529 What the fuck is wrong with you, Drama? 222 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,782 Cursed with wisdom is all. Oh, yeah. 223 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,493 - That looks good. - Oh, that's in the hole. 224 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,036 - (WHISPERING) - VINCE: Hey hey hey. 225 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,580 - What's this? No secrets. - I'm with Vince. 226 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:26,583 The whispering stops, or nobody's getting a soufflé at dinner tonight. 227 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,794 Relax, Drama. It's about the party venue. 228 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,714 If it's about money, you don't have to spend a lot to throw me a party. 229 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,383 Remember ninth grade? You surprised me at Friendly's. 230 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,094 - That was awesome. - DRAMA: Yeah it was. 231 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,096 And I got jerked off by the girl who made the fribbles. 232 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:41,307 We're not doing this party at Friendly's, Vince, 233 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:44,018 and you're not paying for anything. Turtle, did you take care of the booze? 234 00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:45,102 Done. 235 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,895 - Give me back my Visa. - No problem. 236 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:50,983 Wow, Turtle, I've never seen you cough up plastic so easily. 237 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,152 That's 'cause I still got the kid's MasterCard, 238 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,820 and that's the one I'm keeping for the venue. 239 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,948 Hey, jerk-off, you're a grown man. Get yourself some credit. 240 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,036 You like it or you love it? 241 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,912 - VINCE: I love it. - Great. 242 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,415 That's all I need to hear. I'll set the meeting with Sam. 243 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,750 Okay, great. 244 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:11,003 Listen, Amanda, I gotta go. 245 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,213 - I'll check in with you a little later. - Okay. 246 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,340 - Bye. - Bye. 247 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,009 Remember: He starts talking business, change the subject. 248 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:19,178 You don't think we can have a friendly conversation with Ari? 249 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:20,804 I don't think I've ever had a conversation with him 250 00:11:20,889 --> 00:11:22,348 where he didn't want something. You? 251 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,558 - I'll change the subject. - ARl: Boys! 252 00:11:24,642 --> 00:11:26,226 Boys, look at that. 253 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,520 Wouldn't even have dinner with me, huh? 254 00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,315 (GROANS) Weird. Kinda feels like I'm trying to fuck you guys. 255 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:32,691 Are you? 256 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:35,861 Look at that... E! I love it, huh? 257 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,364 Still got little-man's complex enough to want to fight. 258 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,324 Sit down. Sit down. 259 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,754 - So... - BOTH: So... 260 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:58,050 So happy fucking birthday. 261 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,844 Oh wow, Ari, thanks. 262 00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:02,054 What is it? 263 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,765 Something that you really really want. 264 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:08,060 You know what? Wait till later to open it. For now... 265 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,562 let's put surprises aside and just enjoy 266 00:12:10,647 --> 00:12:12,815 one another's company. We can do that, right? 267 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,900 We can try. 268 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,944 (NERVOUS CHUCKLES) 269 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:20,280 DRAMA: A booze cruise, I like it. 270 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,157 TURTLE: No last call on the open water. 271 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,992 And no neighbors to complain about the noise. 272 00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:28,580 Holy shit, look at that... another billboard. I'm everywhere. 273 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,083 Spreading like the plague that you are, Drama. 274 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,419 - Does that guy look familiar to you? - Huh? 275 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:36,130 - On the billboard. That's me. - Oh, congrats. 276 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,965 But I can't see that far without my glasses. 277 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:40,926 (FAINTLY) You ever hear of Lasik? 278 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,761 So what's the price on this thing? 279 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:46,223 - 20 Gs for the night. - 20 Gs, huh? 280 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,434 - Is that a problem? - No no no, no problem. 281 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:51,520 - What's the capacity? - 200, 250 max. 282 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,314 See, that, my friend, is a problem. 283 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,275 You got anything that's a little bigger? 284 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:59,611 - Not a word about business, E. - Very impressive. 285 00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:01,196 Should I invite him to the party? 286 00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:02,781 You wanna invite him to the party? 287 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,074 I wanna invite him to the party. 288 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,534 Then you should invite him to the party. 289 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,661 Here he comes. 290 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,998 All right, what do you guys think about dessert? 291 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,458 - No. - No dessert. 292 00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:14,376 - All right, just the check then. - I already got it, Ari. 293 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:17,629 Wow, E, you are really officially keeping this unofficial. 294 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:19,423 Just friends, Ari, just friends. 295 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:21,842 Just friends, absolutely. 296 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,511 So, Ari, I'm having a little... 297 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,889 I'd love to come to your party, Vinnie. Thank you. 298 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,391 I'm afraid this card has been declined. 299 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:33,312 Trouble on the home front, E? 300 00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,898 No, it's all good. I got it. 301 00:13:36,357 --> 00:13:38,525 Calm down, E! You're gonna give yourself a stroke. 302 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,069 You maxed out three of my fucking credit cards, Turtle! 303 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,906 - That's worse than a stroke. - I'm a little over budget, that's all. 304 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,199 How much is a little? 305 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,451 What are you talking about? You were with him the whole time. 306 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,411 I didn't have my calculator with me. 307 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:52,414 You're about to dip into your own pocket... better learn to finger count. 308 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,625 Exactly how far over budget are you, Turtle? 309 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,628 50... maybe! 310 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,047 50? The whole budget was supposed to be 50. 311 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,257 E, this party's gonna suck if we don't do it up. 312 00:14:02,383 --> 00:14:05,636 - We have an 800-person guest list. - It's supposed to be 200. 313 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,054 It's not my fault Vince is popular. 314 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,889 It's a disease in the Chase lineage. 315 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:11,183 All right. 316 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,268 I'll go up to 35 grand and that's it. 317 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,355 So unless you and Drama are planning on ponying up more of your own cash, 318 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,856 that brings us to a grand total of 60. 319 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,650 - What about what I spent? - Get it back. 320 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,652 - Yeah, get it back. - Fuck you, Drama. 321 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:24,154 We're gonna celebrate your 40th at Chuck E. Cheese. 322 00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:26,448 Are you guys fighting over the party? 323 00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:29,618 Fighting? We're not fighting. Did you hear fighting? 324 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,537 Why don't you guys just let me pay for it, really? 325 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,539 'Cause it's our present to you, Vince, so stop. 326 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,290 Okay. Okay. 327 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,377 You guys want to see Ari's present to me? 328 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,087 ERIC: Yeah. 329 00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,093 "Medellin"? Is this a joke? 330 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:51,390 - Did he like it, E? - What the fuck does it mean, Ari? 331 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:55,143 It means that Vince doesn't have to do some paint-drying Edith Wharton novel. 332 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:58,397 - How'd you know about that? - It is my job to know all, E. 333 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:01,567 Do you know Edith Wharton? Always the same movie. 334 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,610 Guy can't fuck the girl for five years 335 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:07,155 'cause those were the times. Can Vince really relate to that? 336 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,241 (SIGHS) What's up with "Medellin"? 337 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,994 Why don't you check in with your girl? She should be able to tell you. 338 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,663 - You fucking with us, Ari? - Why would I do that, E? 339 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,249 We're all friends. This is a gesture of friendship. 340 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,669 Now, as a friend, I advise you to call your girl 341 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,380 and find out why she didn't hand it to you first. 342 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:29,011 Car service for nine grand?! What's that all about? 343 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:31,096 That's for drunk girls to get home safely. 344 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:35,267 We don't need any dead bodies littering Sunset. Better keep that. 345 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,978 Maybe I could lose the floral arrangements for four grand. 346 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:41,815 No no no, nothing gets a girl wet like a calla-lily centerpiece. 347 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,943 There's just no way to do this! Maybe we should call it off. 348 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:47,946 We're not calling it off, Turtle. We're not getting any younger. 349 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,573 How many of these things do you think we got left? 350 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,074 We got a lot left. 351 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,452 Don't drag us into your twilight years, Drama. 352 00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:57,539 Ha, funny. Here, get rid of all the high-end brand alcohol. 353 00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,875 Go generic. It'll save us a ton. 354 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:03,211 You know what, 355 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:07,132 why don't we go the complete opposite way and make us a ton? 356 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:08,884 I don't follow. 357 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,802 You will. 358 00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,013 You will follow me to the greatest party ever. 359 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,682 Grabbing us the Yellow Pages. 360 00:16:15,892 --> 00:16:18,894 I don't understand why Ari is sending you guys scripts in the first place. 361 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,979 This is a movie Vince has been dying to do for two years, 362 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,314 so he just figured, you know. 363 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:25,567 No, I don't know, Eric. As far as I know "Medellin" is not available. 364 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,694 Benicio is signed on to play Pablo Escobar. 365 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,946 If that changes, you think it's going to be a big secret? 366 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,198 What are you getting so upset about? 367 00:16:31,282 --> 00:16:33,742 I'm upset because in order to do my job, I need to know 368 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,495 I don't have another voice whispering in my client's ear behind my back. 369 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,247 - You don't. - Good. 370 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,416 - Make sure Ari knows that. - I will. 371 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,669 You should know Ari's going to be at Vince's birthday party. 372 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,171 - You okay with that? - As long as he's dressed as a friend. 373 00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,465 All right. I'll check in later. 374 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,467 See you, Eric. 375 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,887 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 376 00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:58,392 Why would Ari send that script if it's not true? 377 00:16:58,476 --> 00:16:59,976 I don't know, but I'm gonna find out tonight. 378 00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:02,938 Find out tonight, but could we stay off the business and have a good time? 379 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,357 Seriously, guys, this is a celebration. 380 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:06,733 Okay okay. 381 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:10,195 I don't know about you guys, but I cannot wait to get into that party, 382 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,615 - have myself a nice lobster tail. - Lobster? Nice! 383 00:17:13,908 --> 00:17:15,867 Unless you want some tasty Kobe beef instead. 384 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:19,287 We're having that too, Vin. It's gonna be a surf and turfer's dream. 385 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,040 And what washes surf and turf down better than Cristal? 386 00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,000 Yeah, I upgraded the champagne too. 387 00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,752 What the fuck's he talking about, Drama? 388 00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,421 I don't know, E. I, uh... 389 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,673 - I know nothing. - It sounds good though. 390 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:33,051 Come on, E. Can't you just have a little faith and not doubt me? 391 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,971 Maybe this one time I'll have made you proud. 392 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,473 - Oh, Turtle, you're breaking my heart. - Yeah, mine too. 393 00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,225 'Cause we're about to drive by my billboard 394 00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,060 and nobody seems to give a fuck. 395 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,479 Are you kidding? Of course we give a fuck! 396 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,942 Oh shit, the light's busted on it. 397 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,071 You gotta be shitting me. 398 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,161 Motherfuckers. 399 00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:12,841 (LAUGHS) 400 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:16,178 - Wow. - ERIC: Holy shit. 401 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,722 Turtle, you know how to stretch a budget. 402 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,308 - What was the budget anyway? - Yeah, Turtle? 403 00:18:21,392 --> 00:18:23,935 Calm down, E. I got help from some friends. 404 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,605 - What friends? - Those friends. 405 00:18:26,689 --> 00:18:29,107 - What's up, baby? - ERIC: You sponsored the party? 406 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,444 Hold off on your judgment till you see the whole thing. 407 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,238 Thank you, thank you. Hello. 408 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,783 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 409 00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,506 - MAN: Hey, Vince, happy birthday. - Thanks. 410 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,216 - What's happening, Turtle? - Happy birthday, Vince. 411 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,843 - Thank you. - Happy birthday, Vince. 412 00:18:56,928 --> 00:19:00,972 Thanks. Oh, I'm so glad you made it! 413 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,724 - Happy birthday. - Thanks, Sloan. 414 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,226 Hi, babe. 415 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,978 Nice small party, Turtle. 416 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:08,980 Am I a genius or what, Sloan, huh? 417 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,565 You're a genius. 418 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,994 Listen, guys, just to get this out of the way, 419 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:25,831 I called around, "Medellin" is dead for us. 420 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:29,334 It's shooting in four weeks with Benicio. All things are a go. 421 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,627 I'm sorry. 422 00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,671 Why would Ari get our hopes up like that? 423 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:35,841 - I don't know. - ERIC: There he is. Let's ask him. 424 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,676 I'll let you guys take care of your business. 425 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,511 I'm going to get some acupressure. 426 00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:41,137 Hey hey, the birthday boy! 427 00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:43,181 And he brought his muscle. How are you? 428 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:45,308 Ari, regifting old projects again, huh? 429 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,269 I'd expect more for Vince's birthday present. 430 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:49,271 Like what? Like floor seats to the Lakers? 431 00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:51,940 I used to give Vince floor seats because it was a Thursday! 432 00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,609 Guys, be nice. It's is my birthday. 433 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:58,196 You are absolutely right, Vince. I am sorry. Let's bury the hatchet. 434 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,949 Happy to, as soon as you tell me why you sent my client that script. 435 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,201 If you knew Vince the way I knew Vince, 436 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:05,203 you'd know how badly he wants that movie. 437 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,873 - That movie is gone. - Really? 438 00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:09,416 Benicio is doing it, Ari. 439 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,418 Benicio is falling out of love with it, Vince. 440 00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:14,212 - That's not what I'm hearing. - Your ears were always tiny, Amanda. 441 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,214 You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 442 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,884 - He's messing with your head. - Wanna bet your client on it? 443 00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,469 Tell you what: If it's true, Vince goes with me. 444 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,305 I don't bet my clients. 445 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,890 I thought you didn't even want me back, Ari? 446 00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:28,059 Yeah, I thought you were acting as a friend. See, you're never what you seem. 447 00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,686 Eric, Vince, I need to talk to you alone. 448 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,563 - So do I. - Okay, listen, 449 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,065 because this is the deal. I will not play this game. 450 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,484 Vince, you decide right now who you're with. 451 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,945 - Me or him, period. - I'm with you, Amanda. 452 00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:41,031 - Ari is just a friend. Right, Ari? - Yes. 453 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,242 And as a friend for many years, I am asking you 454 00:20:44,327 --> 00:20:47,329 to take one minute alone with me. Please. 455 00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:51,041 One minute. One. 456 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,671 - Don't worry, he'll be fine. - I'm not worried, Eric. 457 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,632 I'm annoyed. 458 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,552 It sounds like a great show. 459 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,679 I'm just shocked I haven't heard anything about it. 460 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,724 Clearly you must not work in the business. What do you do? 461 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:10,101 I'm a writer for "The Hollywood Reporter." 462 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,228 But don't take it personally. 463 00:21:12,313 --> 00:21:14,064 I write about movies and I rarely watch TV. 464 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,607 Me neither! 465 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,859 I know you better than she does. 466 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,527 I know everything that you need. 467 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,905 I can get you anything that you want 468 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:24,950 and I can't sit back and watch you piss away 469 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,368 your whole career like this. 470 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,662 Ari, you said you just wanted to be friends. 471 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,206 I lied. (CHUCKLES) 472 00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:34,751 I can't just be friends. I just can't. 473 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,504 Jesus. You think you're the only one who can help me? 474 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:40,966 I had a goal for you when we first started. We didn't reach that goal. 475 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:43,551 We can go out and get "Medellin" right fucking now. 476 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,971 I swear to God we can do it, Vinnie. 477 00:21:46,055 --> 00:21:47,889 You just can't stand to lose, Ari. 478 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:51,476 I think that's what it is. I mean, you've got your big agency now, 479 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,895 and your hundreds of clients, but still... 480 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,690 losing hurts you so much that you... 481 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:59,901 you're willing to do anything no matter how stupid it makes you look. 482 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,070 No, Vinnie, I care so much 483 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,531 that I don't care how stupid it makes me look. 484 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:07,617 Ari, you need to move on. I have. 485 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,954 Hey, they're looking for you, Vince. 486 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,247 They're ready for the cake. 487 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,417 We're still friends though, right? 488 00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:18,837 Yeah. We will always be friends. 489 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:21,464 Good. Come on, Ari. 490 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,841 Let me buy you a slice. 491 00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,968 No cake for me. Getting mean and lean. 492 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,762 - This is the hungry Ari Gold. - All right, come on. 493 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,932 - He'll be back, hack. - You want me to walk you to your car? 494 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,893 This town's not safe for a bitch. 495 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,940 (CROWD SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY) 496 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,584 (CHEERING) 497 00:22:57,668 --> 00:22:59,586 - Make a good wish, Vince! - Great one. 498 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:02,797 Hey, don't forget about me, bro! I had your back all year. 499 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,549 You want me to put you in my wish, Johnny? 500 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,259 If you don't mind. 501 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:08,636 What do you want him to wish for, Drama? That someone recognizes you? 502 00:23:08,721 --> 00:23:11,014 First of all, you don't say what you want your wish to be out loud, 503 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:12,515 you dumb fuck. Second, 504 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:16,061 I think Vince can figure out a more rewarding wish to fulfill for me. 505 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:18,104 Don't worry, I'm gonna wish for what I always wish for... 506 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:19,564 that we all have a great year! 507 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,732 (CHEERING) 508 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,359 You said it out loud! You fucked us all. 509 00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:27,405 Whoa! Don't blow anything out yet. 510 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:30,325 - Mind holding this up while you do it? - Oh, Jesus, Turtle. 511 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,332 (CHEERING) 512 00:23:37,875 --> 00:23:39,626 Yeah! 513 00:23:41,170 --> 00:23:43,213 - Thank you so much. Happy birthday. - Thank you. 514 00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:44,881 - Vince. Happy birthday, buddy. - E. 515 00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:46,758 - Good fucking party. - So, birthday boy, 516 00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:48,593 just got word from Sam Mendes's people. 517 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,054 They want to skip a meeting and go right to an offer. 518 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,848 Nice! I like the new team. It's gonna be a good year. 519 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:57,769 I agree, but actually, I think we should hold off on "Glimpses" for a while 520 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,854 just in case Ari's right. 521 00:24:08,030 --> 00:24:09,280 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING)