1 00:00:08,425 --> 00:00:11,135 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:20,747 VOICE MAIL: Hey guys, it's Amanda... again. 3 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,915 Have we thought any more about the Sam Mendes movie? 4 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,459 He's called four times. 5 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:26,753 I need an answer, so please please call me back. 6 00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,755 It's her fourth call. What do you wanna do? 7 00:01:28,839 --> 00:01:31,090 Call her back... when we have an answer. 8 00:01:31,175 --> 00:01:32,842 Now let's talk about the trip. 9 00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,178 - What about it? - Just tell me why you hate Michelle. 10 00:01:35,262 --> 00:01:37,513 I don't hate Michelle. I just don't wanna travel with her again. 11 00:01:37,598 --> 00:01:39,307 - Why? - Why? 12 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,226 Yeah, why? We didn't have a great time in Tahoe? 13 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:44,854 No, we didn't. She walked around the condo naked the whole time, Vince, 14 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,189 made Sloan totally uncomfortable. 15 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:48,524 - Sloan said she was uncomfortable? - She didn't have to say it. 16 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,152 It was obvious when she wanted to eat all of our meals in the bedroom. 17 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:53,946 - Okay, fine. I'll find someone else. - (CHUCKLES) No... 18 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:55,990 you're not just gonna find someone else, okay? 19 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,284 Travel compatibility's the most important part of a trip. 20 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:00,953 I'll find someone good to go, I promise. 21 00:02:01,038 --> 00:02:03,122 - DRAMA: Go where? - Yeah, where are we going? 22 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:04,791 We're not going anywhere. 23 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:06,501 Vince? 24 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:08,461 We're going up to Napa. It's a couples weekend. 25 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,505 - But you ain't a couple, Vin. - I'm working on it. 26 00:02:10,589 --> 00:02:13,007 You're going to wine country, and we're not invited? 27 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:14,383 What the fuck? 28 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,344 You know what, Drama? Don't even worry about it. 29 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:17,720 With Mom and Dad gone, 30 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:19,680 we'll have the entire house to ourselves for our bitches. 31 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:21,641 - True. - What bitches do you have, Turtle? 32 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:24,477 We don't have them yet, but we will by day's end, trust me. 33 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:27,313 We're going to the Laurel Canyon dog park. 34 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,774 - What's over there? - "LA Magazine" 35 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:32,109 picked it as the hottest spot in the city to pick up girls. 36 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:33,986 Ah, that's why Arnold looks so spiffy. 37 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:35,279 You know it, baby. 38 00:02:35,364 --> 00:02:36,364 You guys should have groomed yourselves. 39 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:39,992 Please, E, in certain cultures it's illegal to look this good. 40 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,869 You're a regular fucking felony, Drama. 41 00:02:41,954 --> 00:02:44,038 - (HISSES) Later. - Come on, boy. 42 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:45,414 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 43 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:51,754 - It's Amanda. - Mmm-mm-mmm. 44 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:56,801 There he is, back from the wars. 45 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,553 - MAN: Hey, Ari! - Love it. 46 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:03,516 Tell Jason I need that call, all right? 47 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,644 Remind her. Lloyd, don't fill up. 48 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,771 I'm taking you to the Grill for lunch today. 49 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,360 Really? Am I getting promoted? 50 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:17,071 Don't be ridiculous. You've been on my desk for 16 months. 51 00:03:17,155 --> 00:03:18,781 It's gonna be at least another 24. 52 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:22,368 - 24? - Sacrifice, Lloyd. 53 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,912 Like the kamikaze pilots used to do, all right? 54 00:03:25,581 --> 00:03:28,541 Today you're gonna learn how to sign a client. 55 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,126 Oh... oh, exciting. 56 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,919 - Who is it? - Jay Lester. 57 00:03:32,004 --> 00:03:34,171 - The TV writer? - The syndication machine. 58 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:37,425 Fuck actors! Too much heartache. 59 00:03:37,509 --> 00:03:41,387 You sign Jim Carrey so you can get the guy that created Drew Carey. 60 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:43,931 Right? Jay fired his agency yesterday, 61 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:45,933 and we have to nail this guy. 62 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:49,645 - S-so why am I going? - Because he's a queen, just like you. 63 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:52,398 He's never had a straight agent, and if I'm going to be his first, 64 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,650 I have to show him that I am a friend to the gay man. 65 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,237 But you're not a friend to the gay man, Ari. 66 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,739 Lloyd, this is the big one. 67 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:02,116 So just go grab your best dress, and know that today 68 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,452 your love of cock is a huge asset to this company. 69 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:13,502 - ERIC: You're mad. - I'm not mad. I'm surprised. 70 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,588 I thought you wanted to go away alone with me. 71 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,757 - I did. I do. - So what happened? 72 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,342 Vince kind of invited himself. 73 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:20,927 I didn't wanna insult him. 74 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:23,429 Babe, I doubt Vince is that sensitive. 75 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,056 Oh, yes he is, trust me, 76 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:26,849 especially when it comes to trips. 77 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,101 When we were kids, I never took one without him. 78 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:31,228 My dad took us to Epcot Center, 79 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,105 Vince was there; 80 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:35,274 Busch Gardens, Vince was there; 81 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:37,401 Old Williamsburg, Vince was there... 82 00:04:37,527 --> 00:04:40,029 and trust me, nobody wants to go to Williamsburg. 83 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:41,822 The guy, he gets separation anxiety. 84 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:44,492 He freaks out if I'm more than 100 miles away from him. 85 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:46,535 I think it's mutual. 86 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,871 - Oh, you do? - Yup. 87 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,456 You're a little Vince's boy. 88 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,792 What are you saying, I don't wanna go away with you? 89 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,251 I don't know. 90 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:58,047 - What are you doing? - Making sure you do know. 91 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:01,175 Vince, let's grab a coffee. 92 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,094 You're so tough. 93 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,640 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 94 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,652 Wow. All these years, 95 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,988 I been wondering where girls hide during the day. 96 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:24,490 Well, let's make up for lost time, shall we? 97 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,659 All right. What do you say we start 98 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,036 with Little Miss Fluffy-White-Poodle over there? 99 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,080 That's not a poodle, Turtle. 100 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,790 That's a Lhasa apso. 101 00:05:32,874 --> 00:05:35,501 Whatever. Check out the ass on the broad walking it. 102 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:38,796 She's not for us. Lhasa apsos are very finicky dogs. 103 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:41,257 And finicky dogs have finicky owners, and finicky owners 104 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:44,093 wait two weeks before they even give you a tug. 105 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,928 All right, Drama, then you choose. 106 00:05:47,222 --> 00:05:49,682 I can't. There's too many to choose from. 107 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,517 - It's like Mardi Gras. - Yeah. 108 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,979 GIRL: Oh my God, look at that handsome devil. 109 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,023 Looks like Arnold chose for us. 110 00:05:57,107 --> 00:05:59,567 Oh... my... God, 111 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:02,028 he is so beautiful. 112 00:06:02,320 --> 00:06:03,404 You too. 113 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:08,200 Your puppy... he's beautiful. 114 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:09,952 I've had rotts my whole life. 115 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,662 - Us too. - Really? 116 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,040 - TURTLE: Oh yeah. - True dog people know 117 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:17,293 that a Rott's tough exterior is merely a protective shell 118 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,920 that hides a wealth of sensitivity they have within. 119 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,672 (BOTH GIGGLING) 120 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:24,592 I've never heard that before. 121 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:26,177 But I like it. 122 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:31,849 I'm not suggesting that you flirt with the guy, all right? 123 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,059 Then what are you suggesting? 124 00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,351 I'm suggesting that you look at Jay Lester 125 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,812 like you look at Brad Pitt, 'cause that's what he is... 126 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:38,355 the Brad Pitt of TV writing. 127 00:06:38,482 --> 00:06:42,151 Brad Pitt is not my type, Ari. I hate blue eyes. 128 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,820 I like more of a brown-eyed doe-eyed look. 129 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,948 Pretend it's fucking Bambi you're eating with then, Lloyd, but smile. 130 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,658 There he is. 131 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,203 - That does not look like Bambi. - Smile, Lloyd. 132 00:06:56,875 --> 00:06:59,418 - Yo, how'd you get here? - I cabbed it. 133 00:06:59,628 --> 00:07:01,212 - Thanks. - See? I can cope. 134 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:03,923 What did you want to talk about? Sounded important. 135 00:07:04,007 --> 00:07:05,925 Nah, nothing. I just wanted to talk about this weekend. 136 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:07,802 - (CELL PHONE RINGS) - Shit. 137 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,261 - Amanda? - Yup. 138 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:11,597 I get it. She's stressing you out 139 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:13,599 'cause Mendes is stressing her out. 140 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,601 I don't wanna be stressed. 141 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,770 Let's go away this weekend. We'll have some wine, 142 00:07:17,854 --> 00:07:20,356 think about "Glimpses" and we'll tell her when we get back. 143 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:23,109 - We need a nice vacation. - Yeah, we do. 144 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,736 I don't want you flipping through your Rolodex looking for a girl. 145 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:28,280 - Oh, no need. I got the perfect girl. - Who? 146 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,699 That girl Lindsay, from Sloan's charity event. 147 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:31,951 The one you fucked in the coat-room? 148 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,327 She was nice, right? 149 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,121 I mean, you fucked her in the coat-room. 150 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:38,290 Don't be so judgmental. She's studying labor law. She's very bright. 151 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,667 You've never even been on a date with her. 152 00:07:39,751 --> 00:07:43,504 That's what she said. Then she said, "Wow, this would be a great first date." 153 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,548 - Is it cool? - No, not really. 154 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:48,259 - Sloan won't like her? - It's not that Sloan won't like her, 155 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:50,386 but Sloan doesn't wanna go away on a first date with you. 156 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:52,263 - Why not? - 'Cause it'll annoy her. 157 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:54,723 Last month, we went to Mastro's with that girl Stacy. 158 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,976 You guys were making out, holding hands the whole time. 159 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:59,562 - It totally freaked Sloan out. - She was freaked out? 160 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,313 Why didn't you tell me? I would have apologized. 161 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:03,983 Although, it was Sloan who ordered all those shots. 162 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,860 It's cool. You don't have to apologize. 163 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,570 God, I didn't realize Sloan was so uptight. 164 00:08:07,654 --> 00:08:08,737 She's not uptight. 165 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,490 But girls, they go away, they don't wanna go with anyone. 166 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:13,159 I don't have anyone else I wanna go with. 167 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:14,285 - Really? - Really. 168 00:08:14,911 --> 00:08:16,078 Fuck, that sucks. 169 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:18,414 (SIGHS) Yeah, it does suck. 170 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,126 We are in the clear. 171 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,044 - Really? - Yup. 172 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,422 Heading over now to plan our romantic getaway. 173 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,882 Nice work. 174 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,050 (FUNK MUSIC PLAYING) 175 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:49,820 - What's wrong? - (SIGHS) Them. 176 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:55,534 I get shy when Maddy watches me. 177 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,370 Arnold, beat it. 178 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,126 (DOGS WHINING) 179 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,587 Maybe, if I do this... 180 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:10,299 (LAUGHS) Nice. 181 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,511 - (DOGS GROWLING) - (YELPING) 182 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,888 Oh my God! 183 00:09:16,473 --> 00:09:18,307 - (SCREAMS) - Oh, shit. 184 00:09:18,433 --> 00:09:20,059 (DOG WHIMPERING) 185 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,979 I don't need another TV show, Ari. 186 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,981 What I need is my own network. 187 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,318 Fuck ABC, NBC and CBS. Why make them richer? 188 00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:31,695 I love it: Jay TV. 189 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,573 Prey on my vanity. That's... that's priceless. 190 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,493 (ARI CHUCKLES) 191 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,537 - This one's shy, huh? - Me? No. 192 00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:43,123 No? Would you like to try a sand dab, Lloyd? They're delicious. 193 00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:46,418 - No, thank you. - No? You don't like sand dabs? 194 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:50,005 No, I do, I just have a rule I don't eat food off other people's plates. 195 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:51,298 (LAUGHS) 196 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,634 - It's a pretty silly rule. - It is. 197 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,761 - Try a sand dab, Lloyd. - Come on, Lloyd, you'll love 'em. 198 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,429 You know what they say, rules were meant to be broken. 199 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:00,307 Oh, put that away. Here we are. Open up. 200 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,309 Aah... 201 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,898 Yum! 202 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:11,610 Look, Ari, everyone knows 203 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,612 you're a god when it comes to making your clients rich, 204 00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,823 but guess what? I'm already rich. 205 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:18,742 So I ask you this... can you make me happy? 206 00:10:18,910 --> 00:10:21,453 Eh... and if you can, 207 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,330 can you keep me happy? 208 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,542 - Jay, may I speak freely? - Certainly, Lloyd. But project. 209 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,794 - Yeah, Lloyd, project. - (CLEARS THROAT) 210 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,007 The Miller Gold Standard is a full-service agency. 211 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,384 I've been at three majors over the past four years... 212 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:36,885 - Wow. ...and I can assure you, 213 00:10:37,012 --> 00:10:40,306 none can provide the full range of services that we can. 214 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:42,808 I guarantee that all of your needs will be handled. 215 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,227 I guarantee that you will be happy. 216 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,688 Here comes the airplane. 217 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:55,237 - SLOAN: Oh, wow. - This place looks incredible. 218 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,781 Yeah. Two or three nights? 219 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,701 - How about four? - Really? 220 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,536 You can get away that long? 221 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,747 Come on, I'm my own boss. 222 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,165 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 223 00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,500 It's Vince. 224 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,503 - Yo, buddy. - Yo, E, I just had a great idea. 225 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:13,881 - Yeah? - Yeah. The four of us go out tonight... 226 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,591 that way we get the first date out of the way. 227 00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,010 - Yeah? - Yeah. 228 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,928 And if Sloan doesn't like Lindsay for any reason, 229 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,638 - no big deal, we're out. - Yeah? 230 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:25,434 - Yeah. - Okay, cool. 231 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,563 What? 232 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,733 - Hmm? - Nothing. 233 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,528 DRAMA: Fucking Arnold. I got blue balls so bad, 234 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,572 my dick feels like it's gonna break off. 235 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:39,865 Yeah, me too. 236 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:41,867 Dude, my girl has the nicest tits in the world. 237 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,994 Who knows if I'll ever get to feel them again? 238 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,289 - Fucking Arnold. - Fucking Arnold. 239 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,542 DRAMA: Here they come. 240 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,213 Hey, how is the little lady? 241 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,673 She's all stitched up, but they think she'll be fine. 242 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,425 Oh, thank God. 243 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,552 Shall we head back up to the pool then? 244 00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:01,637 Oh, you guys can go. 245 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,931 They want to observe Maddy for a few more hours, 246 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,225 and we just don't wanna leave her. 247 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,310 Aw... and we don't wanna leave you girls. 248 00:12:08,478 --> 00:12:11,105 We feel just awful about this. 249 00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:13,816 Thanks, that's sweet. 250 00:12:14,025 --> 00:12:16,735 Me too. I feel awful. 251 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,654 I'm sorry. 252 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:23,158 Hey, couldn't we at least try to wait it out by the pool? 253 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,202 Jesus, Turtle, you reek of desperation. 254 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:28,330 - How much longer can we stay here? - However long it takes. 255 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,999 If you wanna bust a nut today, you might have to earn it. 256 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,668 I always have to earn it. 257 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,879 - LLYOD: Ari, Ari... - Lloyd, calm down. 258 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,006 It sounds like you're having multiples, for Christ's sakes. 259 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,425 Jay Lester's on the line. 260 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,969 Stop flapping your gums and put him through. 261 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:47,349 Jay... is this a happy call or a sad one? 262 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:49,476 I'm proud to say it's a happy one, Ari. 263 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:52,229 Congratulations, I've decided to go with you. 264 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,277 Excellent news, excellent news, Jay. 265 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,154 Yeah, I certainly hope so, Ari. 266 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:03,740 You know what? I'm gonna have Lloyd send over the papers ASAP. 267 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,577 Actually, I was kind of hoping that Lloyd could deliver them himself. 268 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:11,874 - ARl: Messenger's faster, Jay. - It's a tradition, Ari. 269 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,544 I always do a little signing ceremony with my new agent's assistants. 270 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,213 Shall we say, 9:00-ish? 271 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,885 Let me get back to you in five, Jay. 272 00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,600 Let's not jump to conclusions, Lloyd. 273 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:32,436 He just might want a pretty Mongolian face to look at over dinner. 274 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,022 - What if it's more, Ari? - What if it's more what, Lloyd? 275 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,859 All great men have had to make great sacrifices 276 00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,736 at some point in their lives. 277 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,114 This means a lot to you, huh, Ari? 278 00:13:44,199 --> 00:13:46,742 It means a lot to the agency. You're a part of the agency. 279 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,827 So it should mean a lot to you as well. 280 00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,917 Okay. Ari, I'll go. 281 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,336 Thank you, Lloyd. 282 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,921 All right! 283 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:04,301 But I'm not going for me and I'm not going for the agency, 284 00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,677 I'm going for you. 285 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,554 Hey, whatever gets you through the night. 286 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:15,395 I can't believe you guys ordered in from Locanda Veneta. 287 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,356 Well, if we weren't stuck here all night, 288 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,317 we'd probably take you to one of LA's finest restaurants. 289 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,402 L'Orangerie, perhaps. 290 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,946 Cheers. 291 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,240 Have you thought about what I said? 292 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,449 A little bit. 293 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:30,536 Yeah, because a behavior modification class 294 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,955 could really do wonders for Arnold. 295 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,249 - Yeah? - Yeah, because... 296 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,418 see, today he did something bad. 297 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:42,548 Next time, he might do something really bad. 298 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,093 Yeah, you're right. You're right. 299 00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:48,136 - VET: A word, ladies. - Oh. 300 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,392 How much longer do I have to listen to this girl 301 00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,644 talk shit about my dog? 302 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:59,189 - Just a little longer, Turtle. - I don't know if I can take it. 303 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,401 Look at those asses. 304 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,486 You can take it. 305 00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,114 Maddy can go home. 306 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,907 - Hey! - Oh, thank God. 307 00:15:08,992 --> 00:15:11,201 Can we help you carry her out? 308 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:13,203 Oh, it's gonna be okay. 309 00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:15,831 - It's gonna be okay. - GIRL: Thank you. 310 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,585 - Why won't you just tell him? - 'Cause this is easier. 311 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:21,336 What's easier? Going to dinner 312 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:22,754 and then saying we don't wanna travel with you? 313 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,548 Yeah. He gave me an out. 314 00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,091 Said if I don't like her, they won't go. 315 00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,051 - And if you do like her? - Doesn't matter. 316 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:30,637 - I'm saying I don't. - All this to not upset Vince. 317 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,347 How sad. 318 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,349 - Do you wanna go away alone with me? - Yes. 319 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,310 - Then this girl's awful. - Eric! 320 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,894 She's awful, Sloan, stop. 321 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,314 - Hey, there. Look who's on time. - ERIC: Hey! 322 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:43,984 - Lindsay, this is Eric. - Hi, nice to meet you. 323 00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,485 - Nice to meet you. - And Sloan. 324 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,404 - Hi, how are you? - I'm good. 325 00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:49,656 - You have a beautiful dress. - Thank you. 326 00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:51,033 VINCE: Shall we sit? 327 00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,993 I love your dress. Where'd you get it? 328 00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:55,203 - Off to a good start. - We'll see. 329 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,247 Oh, and I think you should call Amanda now. 330 00:15:57,332 --> 00:16:00,542 - Why? - Because she's not in. 331 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,169 Good thinking. 332 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,755 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 333 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,466 This is Amanda. 334 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,800 (BEEPS) 335 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:12,054 - She's a hard worker. - Try again after 10:00. 336 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:29,738 (LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 337 00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,329 Let me tell you something... (WHISPERS) 338 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:44,086 Oh, Lloyd. 339 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,838 Come here. I'll see you later. 340 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,590 Hi, Mr. Lester. 341 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:52,636 Mr. Lester was my alcoholic father, Lloyd. Call me Jay. 342 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,847 Okay, Jay. I brought the client agreements. 343 00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,099 We'll get to that in a minute. 344 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,393 Why don't you take a load off first? 345 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,062 Not there, here. 346 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,785 Ari, are you okay? 347 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,705 - Ari! - What, baby, what? 348 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,790 What's the matter? You've been in a fog since dinner. 349 00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:23,750 (SIGHS) 350 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,794 I sold my soul today, baby. 351 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:28,630 - What do you mean? - Just what I said, but for what? 352 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,633 So we could have two showerheads 353 00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,427 and a plasma in every room. 354 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:37,681 Tomorrow's a new day, Ari. Remember... 355 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:40,142 you always have a chance to get it back. 356 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,811 We're Jews, baby. No, we don't. 357 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:44,938 Ari. 358 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,025 (RADIO PLAYING DISCO) 359 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:01,830 - I gotta make a stop. - Where? 360 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:04,040 Boys Town, baby, buckle up. 361 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,461 - (HORN HONKS) - Ari, what are you doing? 362 00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,546 Fuck! 363 00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,512 (R&B MUSIC PLAYING) 364 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:23,810 Maybe we should think 365 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:26,688 about neutering him. 366 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:30,317 I don't know. I mean, cutting a guy's nuts off, 367 00:18:30,401 --> 00:18:32,694 - you really think that's necessary? - Yes. 368 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:35,447 Turtle, I do. It will make him less aggressive. 369 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,700 I don't wanna see anyone else's dog suffer the way Maddy did. 370 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,535 Mm-hmm. I hear ya. 371 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,954 Look, I know that you think that your dog 372 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,290 is a good dog. 373 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:48,460 No, honey, I know my dog is a good dog. 374 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,296 Well, maybe you're just not a good owner. 375 00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,256 Ha. 376 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,802 Maybe you shouldn't be the one talking. 377 00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:58,136 I mean, after all, 378 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,138 it is your fault that your dog got chomped. 379 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:03,058 If you wouldn't have thrown a $40 piece of filet right in between them, 380 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:06,186 maybe you wouldn't have spent the entire day in the vet's office. 381 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,104 You're blaming me? 382 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:10,232 What the hell did you think was gonna happen? 383 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,068 And what about the insensitivity of taking a piece of meat 384 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,153 that Drama spent a day and a half marinating 385 00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,280 and just throwing it on the ground? 386 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,787 Get out. 387 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:28,041 - Come on, baby. Let's not fight. - Get out! 388 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,590 (CHUCKLES) 389 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,094 Oh, Allyson. 390 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,764 GIRL: Cheryl... 391 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,350 - Do you hear that? - No, I don't hear a thing. 392 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:47,227 - Get out! - TURTLE: Stop yelling! 393 00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,688 Allyson! 394 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,524 Oh, for the love of God, not again! 395 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:01,992 I mean, could this be going any better or what? 396 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:04,244 - I don't know. - What do you mean? 397 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:05,787 I just don't want you to get your hopes up. 398 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,707 They haven't let us say a word all night. They're getting along great. 399 00:20:08,791 --> 00:20:11,001 That's 'cause Sloan's a nice girl. She won't be rude. 400 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,544 I can read her body language. 401 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,588 - What's it say? - She's uncomfortable. 402 00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,256 I think she feels threatened by Lindsay. 403 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:17,549 (LAUGHING) 404 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,177 Vince, how come you didn't tell me that Sloan lived in Italy? 405 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,805 Yeah, we just figured out that we lived two blocks 406 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,098 from each other in Florence. 407 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,767 Wow, that's a crazy coincidence. 408 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,060 Isn't it, E? 409 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,187 A lot of people live in Florence. It's not that crazy. 410 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,565 - Right, Sloan? - I don't know. 411 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,317 I thought it was interesting. 412 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,741 - Are you okay, Sloan? - Yeah, I'm great. Why? 413 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,326 - No reason. - ERIC: Should we get a check? 414 00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,119 We haven't even had dessert. 415 00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,872 They have the best gelati in the world here. 416 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,333 Better than at the Piazza Del Torta? 417 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:52,584 On Via Roma? 418 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,337 BOTH: La Cantinetta Antinori! 419 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:58,465 You girls are like sisters. 420 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,467 It's so beautiful. Cheers. 421 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:05,096 E, let's just cut to the chase. 422 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,599 Do we four wanna have a wonderful weekend in Napa or what? 423 00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,684 - Well, I do. - So do I. 424 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,728 Come on, E. It'll be fun. 425 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,523 - Okay, then. - ALL: To Napa! 426 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,361 This is gonna be so much fun. 427 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:23,448 - I'm so glad I passed your test. - My test? 428 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,075 Vince told me that you're a little particular 429 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,451 about what girls you travel with. 430 00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:29,537 And I'm the same way, so I wasn't offended at all, really. 431 00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,374 I never said that, Vince. Why would you think that? 432 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:35,460 - 'Cause that's what E told me. - Eric? 433 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,462 I can't believe you told Lindsay that, Vince. 434 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,881 I had to give her a heads up. I can't believe she told you. 435 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,883 I'm sorry. I can't help myself sometimes. 436 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,551 I get so excited I start rambling. 437 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:45,553 I can't believe you're blaming this on me, Eric. 438 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,807 - Why, is it not true? - No, it's not true. Tell him, E. 439 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,144 (TIRES SCREECH) 440 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:54,396 Jesus, Ari! 441 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,106 Be back in a flash, baby! 442 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,673 Coming through. All right, civilian, no touching. 443 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,258 That's all right. Ow! 444 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,762 Lloyd! 445 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,182 - Ari. - David. 446 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:33,685 - I can't believe it. I'm shocked. - That makes two of us. 447 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:35,562 - What would the wife think? - Probably the same as yours. 448 00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,647 - Mine's in the car. - Ooh, interesting. 449 00:22:37,940 --> 00:22:39,691 Just here to take care of a client, David. 450 00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,943 And I'm doing research for a movie I'm producing. 451 00:22:42,069 --> 00:22:43,820 Let's just say your secret's safe if mine is. 452 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,363 Great. 453 00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:48,158 How about me, you, and that wife of yours get together for a drink sometime? 454 00:22:48,242 --> 00:22:50,535 Maybe just the two of us alone, see what's what. 455 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:51,703 Let me get back to you on that. 456 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:55,290 David, my assistant's about to be gang-raped by a gang of one. 457 00:22:58,169 --> 00:22:59,252 Here you go. 458 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,879 Hope you guys don't mind a third wheel. 459 00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,505 Hi, Ari. 460 00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:04,841 You drunk, Lloyd? 461 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:06,676 Very very buzzed. 462 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,054 Ari, what are you doing here? 463 00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:11,056 I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd come by 464 00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:12,766 and see how my two favorite people are doing. 465 00:23:12,850 --> 00:23:16,561 Your two favorite people are just getting ready to leave, okay? 466 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,813 Come on, Lloyd. Time to hit the road. 467 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,566 Why don't we stay and dance? 468 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,069 - We'll dance later, Lloyd. - Dance here? That is a great idea. 469 00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:26,237 Why don't we go down there and cut up a goddamn rug? 470 00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:29,991 No, Ari. This is my date. We're gonna do what I want. 471 00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,743 I'm sorry, Jay. I can't let you go anywhere with Lloyd. 472 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,078 And why's that? 473 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,874 I came down here tonight, 474 00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:40,710 to a part of town that I only drive through fast, 475 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:44,422 because I wanted to show you that I am 100% dedicated to being your agent. 476 00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:46,174 In fact, I will reserve a center table, 477 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:49,469 sit here with you, hold your hand while you write 478 00:23:49,553 --> 00:23:51,721 or chase cock, whatever it is you do. 479 00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,474 But I can't let you leave with Lloyd. I'm sorry. 480 00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:56,935 Well, I'm very sorry to hear you say that, Ari. 481 00:23:57,019 --> 00:24:00,105 Because I've wined him. I've dined him. 482 00:24:02,191 --> 00:24:04,734 And if he's not coming home with me tonight, 483 00:24:04,819 --> 00:24:06,569 these papers aren't getting signed. 484 00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,363 That is actually fine with me. 485 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:10,156 Because you know what? 486 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:13,201 We may be whores at my agency, but we ain't pimps. 487 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:15,036 Let's go, Lloyd. 488 00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,832 Ari Gold, you're my hero. 489 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:21,167 Come with me, Lloyd. I'll buy you a car. 490 00:24:22,086 --> 00:24:24,629 I already have a car, so I'm gonna have to pass. 491 00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:26,673 That's fine. That's fine. And you know what? 492 00:24:26,757 --> 00:24:29,759 I'm better off. You know the old saying: 493 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:32,971 Fuck Chinese and you're horny again a half hour later. 494 00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,097 (GASPS) 495 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,474 I am an American of Chinese descent, 496 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:37,725 and you are what, Jay? 497 00:24:37,810 --> 00:24:40,937 Just another overweight hack TV writer! 498 00:24:43,566 --> 00:24:45,650 Remind me never to get on your bad side, Lloyd. 499 00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:49,237 - Ari Gold, you could never. - Way to go, Ari. 500 00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:50,947 Way to go! 501 00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:55,577 Just relax. 502 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,504 You couldn't let it die, could you, Turtle? 503 00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:09,048 You just couldn't keep your mouth shut. 504 00:25:09,508 --> 00:25:12,135 I can't take a girl over Arnold, Drama. 505 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:13,511 He's like a brother-in-arms. 506 00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:15,555 Was that brother gonna help you with them blue balls? 507 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:17,724 VINCE: It's fine. You should have just told me. 508 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,142 I know. You're right. 509 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,936 But you gotta admit, you are a little sensitive about this shit. 510 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,939 - What shit? - E doesn't want me to go on his trip. 511 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,066 And he thought I'd be insulted if he told me not to go. 512 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,902 Why wouldn't he want you to go? 513 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:32,822 Seriously, E, we always have a good time when we travel together, no? 514 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:35,491 You mad? 515 00:25:36,327 --> 00:25:38,203 No, of course not. 516 00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:39,871 Have a good time. 517 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,207 But you guys got me thinking. 518 00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:44,292 Maybe we should do a little trip together. 519 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,461 - TURTLE: Hell, yeah! - Where to? 520 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,091 Oh, you... 521 00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,303 (CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 522 00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:01,559 Oh, Palmilla, Palmilla. 523 00:26:01,644 --> 00:26:04,270 Cabo San Lucas is beautiful this time of year. 524 00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:06,606 - Isn't it spring break? - TURTLE: Well, I hope not. 525 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:09,108 E would be real upset if he missed spring break. 526 00:26:09,235 --> 00:26:12,362 E always did appreciate a good old-fashioned wet t-shirt contest. 527 00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:14,113 Nah, he's gonna have a great time. 528 00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:16,074 Excuse me, could I have another shot of Patron? 529 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:18,243 Dos, por favor. 530 00:26:18,452 --> 00:26:20,119 All right, get it in here. 531 00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:21,663 - Cabo. - Cabo. 532 00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:24,207 - Whoo! - Yeah! 533 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:37,637 Only seven hours from Napa. 534 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,140 What, are you not gonna talk to me the whole trip? 535 00:26:41,225 --> 00:26:43,893 Oh, I'll talk, but I wouldn't expect much else. 536 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,445 (ROCK MUSIC CONTINUING)