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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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(RINGING CONTINUES)

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(CLEARS THROAT) Hello?

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Finally, I get you
on the phone.

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Why do agents love
the 6:00 a.m. Wake-up call?

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Why do managers
sleep on the job?

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- What's the problem, Amanda?
- The problem is

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I need an answer on "Glimpses"
and you do not return my calls.

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We called you back
on Friday.

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You left a message
at my office at 10:00 p.m.

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Who'd you think was going
to answer, the janitor?

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Sorry.

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You guys are avoiding me
and I don't like it.

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- Listen, Amanda...
- No, you listen, Eric.

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I don't take kindly
to the runaround.

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I demand some face time
with you and Vince

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this morning at 10:00 a.m.
At my office.

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(BEEPS)

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Amanda.

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DRAMA: Who is she
to demand anything?

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- TURTLE: Doesn't she work for you, Vince?
- Indeed, she does.

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And hanging up on E? Must have been
pretty emasculating, huh?

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Felt like I was getting called down
to Principal Reeve's office.

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Just like him,
I'm gonna tell her the way it is.

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Please do, 'cause I don't like
avoiding her.

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No no no.
No more avoiding.

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We'll tell her
we're not making a move

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on anything until the cameras
actually roll on "Medellin."

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She'll be pissed if
she thinks you're taking Ari seriously.

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Then she's gonna
be pissed, huh, E?

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Oh, now Vince
is emasculating E.

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- Get the fuck in the car.
- (LAUGHTER)

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- Late again, Ari.
- What, do I work for you?

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No. But Rob Rubino still does.

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- Why?
- I'm on it.

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He's dead weight.

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He's booking 100 grand a quarter
and costing us 150.

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I want him gone.
Do I need to do it myself?

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I said I'm on it.

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- Protein shake and a Power Bar.
- Not hungry, Lloyd.

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The missus said
you didn't eat dinner again last night.

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Why do you two
talk so much?

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- We like each other.
- Just get Rob Rubino in my office,

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and tell him to bring all of his
worldly possessions.

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Rob Rubino is off getting his Lasik
surgery this morning.

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When he's finished then.

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When he's done, you will be
at couples' therapy.

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- No, Lloyd, no!
- Yes, Ari, yes.

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But I will have Rob Rubino waiting
on the firing line upon your return.

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AMANDA: This is bullshit.
It's fucking absurd.

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You guys told me
that you wanted to work.

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You told me
to find a project,

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and I found one,
a great one,

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that you loved and you still won't
give me an answer.

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We're very
contemplative people.

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Please don't give me
that bullshit.

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I don't want apologies.

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I want only one thing...
a fucking answer!

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"Glimpses" is
a great project

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with a great director,
so what is the problem?

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I don't have a problem.

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This is about "Medellin,"
isn't it?

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No.

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Ari is still
in your fucking head.

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- Amanda, no, he's not.
- Ari doesn't exist anymore, Vince.

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- I know.
- Neither does "Medellin."

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- It's a ghost, you understand?
- Yes.

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I understand.

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Then I want an answer.

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Don't flash those
pretty eyes at me, Vince.

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(LAUGHS)

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I wasn't. I'm not.

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My eyes aren't as pretty,
but I wasn't either.

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When can I have an answer?

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How about today?
Just let us read it one more time.

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Okay, today.
I'll be waiting.

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I never heard Ari
talk to Vince like that.

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Yeah, seriously, we could hear
the screaming right through the door.

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- It was kinda hot.
- Hot?

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She bullied Vince into making a decision
he didn't wanna make.

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- Still hot.
- I did not get bullied. I got finessed.

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Call it what you want,
we got reading to do.

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Sucks for you guys,
'cause we got the Dodger game.

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- And it's Bat Day.
- Just for that I'm getting four copies,

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you guys can read some
Edith Wharton too.

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Let us know what the retards
of America think.

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Vince.

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You guys don't really wanna go
to the game without us, do you?

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- It's Bat Day, Vince.
- Come on, keep me company.

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It's not like
the Yanks are in town.

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- Or the Mets.
- The Mets? Who cares about the Mets?

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So do you
feel depressed, Ari?

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Depressed, no;
irritated, yes.

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He hasn't had
a full meal in a week,

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and he slept past 7:00
again this morning.

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I haven't seen him sleep
past 5:30 since 1993.

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So do you think
losing this Vincent Chase

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is really the problem, Ari?

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- No.
- Yes.

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What do you think
the problem is then?

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I don't think
there is a problem.

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Ask why he didn't go
to the Lakers game last night.

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Who said I wanted
to go to the game?

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You asked five times if you
should have gone.

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And five fucking times
you didn't answer me.

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"If you wanted to go, you should have
gone," is not an answer.

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- Is that an answer?
- Did you wanna go, Ari?

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He did, but he didn't go
because he thought

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- he might run into Vince again.
- Ridiculous.

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- Is it ridiculous?
- What are you two, a fucking tag team?

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I don't think that Vincent Chase
should determine

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where you go
and don't go in this town.

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He doesn't determine...

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He's been in a funk
since he got fired.

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And then of course there was
the birthday-party incident.

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Everybody stop.

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I didn't go to the Lakers game 'cause
they were playing the fucking Bobcats.

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And I came here today
because I thought this was a session

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on how my wife could
learn to communicate,

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how to answer a question
without a question.

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Basic Humanity 101.

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Which I thought,
given your wall of fucking diplomas,

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you could easily fix.
Or if you couldn't,

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you could give her a pill that could
either fix it or make her a mute.

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But now, to turn around
and gang up on me?

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I have work to do. I have hundreds
of clients to deal with.

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And just so we're clear...
I don't care about any of 'em.

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They're all just a number.

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Like wife number one,
and therapist number seven.

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Good day.

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(DOOR SLAMS)

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You're really
only our fifth.

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One for you, one for you,

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and one for you.

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This is a long script, E.

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There's a reason
I'm in TV now...

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no more than 60 pages
at a clip.

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Maybe we should break it
into four quarters. It'll be faster.

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Just read it. I like that E's including
everyone in the process.

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We gotta process this quickly.

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- We got four hours to decide.
- On it, boss.

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I'm going back down, read in peace.
I'll be back in an hour.

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He's strict.

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Yeah well, now you got a strict agent
and a strict manager.

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- Enjoy that.
- Yeah, but I'm still in charge.

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One more dip before
we dive in then?

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ALL: Definitely.

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(SQUAWKS)

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- Are you coming back?
- I am back, Lloyd.

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I'm getting on the elevator now.
Why, did you miss me?

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No... I mean, yes.
I do miss you,

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but that's not why
I'm calling.

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Barbara had me place
Rob Rubino in your office.

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Oh... she just loves
the smell of blood, doesn't she?

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- What did you tell him?
- Very little.

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You know this sort of unpleasantness
makes me uncomfortable.

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Each time you do it, it gets a little
bit easier, Lloyd. I'm coming right up.

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Ruthless.

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- BARBARA: Ari.
- On it.

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- When?
- Right now,

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but I know you like to watch, Babs,
so come on in if you want a thrill.

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- Hey, Rob.
- Hey, there he is.

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That's right, you had your
little eye procedure today.

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It's actually not a procedure,
it was a real surgery.

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They actually cut into my eyeball
and then they lift the cornea.

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It's still elective,
though, right?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, okay.

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- Rob, listen...
- Ari, I know why I'm here.

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Oh, you do?
That'll make it easier.

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We go back a long way.

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- Yeah, we do.
- I mean, the Morris mailroom.

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Remember
the handshake, huh?

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Here's the "W."

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- Come on, Ari, gimme the "M."
- I'm sorry, Rob.

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Ari, Carrie left me.

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She did? When?

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About three months ago.

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I haven't told anybody.

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But that's why my work
has been off.

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Look, Ari, just try to understand
what I'm dealing with here.

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When she left,
I felt like somebody

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had pulled the rug
from under me.

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When I met her
she had nothing.

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Then she designs this pair
of terrycloth sweatpants,

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she puts a "J" on the ass
and she's worth $50 million.

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And now she's fucking the guy
from the Chili Peppers.

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It just... it hurts
so much inside.

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Don't fucking cry, Rob.

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I can't cry, Ari.

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My tear ducts will be
permanently fucked if I do.

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Jesus Christ.

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Do you have any idea what it's like to
lose somebody you really love, Ari?

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Fuck fuck fuck!

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Okay, don't hit me, Ari,
please don't hit me.

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Get back to your desk.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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- Thank you.
- And do better.

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I'm gonna do better, I promise.
I'm gonna make you proud.

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Thank you, Ari.

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Thank you.

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Where is my
fucking assistant?

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Right here, Mr. Rubino.

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What the fuck
was that, Ari?

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A shot at redemption, Babs,
you ever hear of it?

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Not when I'm paying
for the sins.

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You were supposed
to fire him,

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not become his
seeing-fucking-eye dog.

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Partnership agreement states that we
both have to agree on a dismissal.

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I don't agree.

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What the fuck
is going on with you, Ari?

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Nothing.

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You're not you.

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You're soft
and weak and nice.

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It's disgusting.

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You really want the word to spread
around town that you're a pussy?

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Are you crying?

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Yeah, I'm fucking crying.
Get outta here, Babs.

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Get the fuck outta here.
Get out of here.

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Lloyd, get Dr. Marcus
on the phone.

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Tell her
it's an emergency.

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You gotta be shittin' me.

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Morning, E.

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I thought you
loved the script.

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Sometimes things don't hold up
on a second reading, E.

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I didn't get it at all.
Why doesn't Vince bang the girl?

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'Cause that's the way
it was back then.

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What are you saying, E?
Guys didn't get pussy back in the day?

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Don't be retarded, Turtle.
Of course they did,

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or none of us
would be here.

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- Did you like it, Johnny?
- Couldn't get past page eight, bro.

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What did you like
about it the first time?

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I liked that Amanda liked it.

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- What did you like about it?
- I liked that you liked it.

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- I didn't really like it.
- I didn't either.

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- It was boring, right?
- Totally, but you were so excited.

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That's 'cause Amanda was excited.
She got me excited.

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00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:39,948
- She knows how to sell.
- I'd buy diseased fish from her.

239
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,201
- TURTLE: (LAUGHS) I'd eat it.
- So it's a pass then.

240
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:44,536
- What are you gonna tell her?
- You mean, what are we gonna tell her?

241
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,455
You're the one that told her
you liked it in the first place.

242
00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:49,208
Oh no, that's your job, manager.
You're bad cop, always.

243
00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:51,377
Yeah, manager,
stop being such a puss.

244
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,878
Or at least let me
be bad cop,

245
00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:55,381
'cause I would love
to interrogate Amanda.

246
00:11:55,465 --> 00:11:56,590
Oh yeah.

247
00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:57,716
(PHONE RINGING)

248
00:11:57,801 --> 00:11:59,927
Dr. Marcus' office.

249
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,720
No, she's not in right now.

250
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,472
Okay.

251
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:05,557
Hi, can I help you?

252
00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:06,975
Yeah, my name is Ari Gold.
I'm a patient here.

253
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:09,561
Yes, I know, your office
has called several times.

254
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,898
- Where's the doc?
- Dr. Marcus is out Monday afternoons.

255
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:15,067
She takes some much-deserved
personal time.

256
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,652
I need to talk to her
right now.

257
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,737
- Is this an emergency?
- Yeah.

258
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:20,322
- Are you suicidal?
- No.

259
00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:22,991
- Any thoughts of suicide?
- Uh, no.

260
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,411
Well, you look like
you've been crying.

261
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,204
Fuck you.

262
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,750
You can call back after 5:00
to schedule an appointment.

263
00:12:31,835 --> 00:12:34,628
I'm prepared to write you a check
for $5,000 if you tell me where she is.

264
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:37,631
(THUNKS)

265
00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:40,175
Oh, that is
freaking gorgeous.

266
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,511
You think I can get
on the celebrity tour?

267
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,138
If you were a celebrity.

268
00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:46,723
My show airs in three weeks, Turtle.
My time is coming.

269
00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,684
- VINCE: Yo.
- Yo, did you get her?

270
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,811
Oh, I got her.

271
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,104
How'd it go?

272
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:54,481
Judging by the look
on his face, not well.

273
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,483
She wants the three
of us to have dinner.

274
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,610
Jesus, E.
You just can't close this broad?

275
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,195
If this was Ari,
you would have told him no,

276
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,239
- and we'd be eating a Dodger dog.
- Kid's right.

277
00:13:02,365 --> 00:13:04,199
She yelled at me again.
What was I supposed to say?

278
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,201
What would you say
if Ari yelled at you?

279
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,704
- Oh, he'd tell Ari to fuck off.
- True that.

280
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,039
I think they're right.
You're soft on her.

281
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:12,875
And you were real tough
this morning, Vince.

282
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,751
You're both pussies, okay?

283
00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,504
And this is the problem with having
a hot-looking agent.

284
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,382
That's the problem with hot-looking
women in the workplace in general.

285
00:13:20,467 --> 00:13:23,218
They should be barred,
'cause no man can say no to them.

286
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,012
You should run for president
on that one, Drama.

287
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,182
- You can't run on the truth, E.
- The truth, Johnny,

288
00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:31,143
is that tonight the boys from Queens
are gonna set a hot woman straight,

289
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:32,686
for real this time.

290
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,147
(SIGHS) Can't send boys
to do men's work.

291
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,733
But good luck to youse,
both of you.

292
00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:43,572
If I birdie this hole,
I get to blow your husband, Jane.

293
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:46,742
If he's okay with it,
so am I.

294
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,870
Well, this guy's got
his head up his ass.

295
00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,081
ARl: Hold on, I just need a word.

296
00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,751
Ari, what are you
doing here?

297
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,923
- I need a sec, Doc.
- Jesus.

298
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,925
- Come, for one... I need you...
- No, not now.

299
00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,551
- I need you, Doc, please.
- Ari...

300
00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:06,637
Doc, Doc...

301
00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,182
I would blow him.

302
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,017
This is personal time, Ari.

303
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:14,645
I have a rule not to have my
personal time interrupted.

304
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,355
Dangers of belonging
to the same club as patients.

305
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,357
This is completely
inappropriate.

306
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,943
Doc, I am melting down.

307
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:25,030
Okay. I'll give you
five minutes.

308
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:31,036
- What's going on?
- I don't know. I'm not me.

309
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,497
My wife is right.
It is about Vince.

310
00:14:33,957 --> 00:14:38,043
Ari, even in a professional relationship
where there's no sexual component,

311
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,295
there's a sense of loss
after a breakup.

312
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,089
A period of mourning,
if you will.

313
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,591
How long does it last?
'Cause it's affecting my work.

314
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,176
How so?

315
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:49,972
I couldn't fire someone today. Firing
people is one of my favorite things.

316
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,349
It's a perk of my job.
I couldn't do it.

317
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,559
All because this little fuck

318
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,185
gave me some song and dance
about his wife leaving him.

319
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:56,770
- So you felt compassion?
- Yeah.

320
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,856
Last week, all I had to do
was let my assistant

321
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:03,110
perform just one more of the many gay
acts that he's performed in his life.

322
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:06,238
It would have made me millions
of dollars. I couldn't do that either.

323
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,615
So you felt protective
over someone else.

324
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,492
Yeah, and it made me sick.

325
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,537
Ari, these are good things.

326
00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:16,498
- Sounds like you're evolving.
- I don't want to evolve.

327
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,001
I want to get back to me.
I like me.

328
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:24,089
Ari, it will take months of extensive
therapy, maybe even years,

329
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,592
for you to get comfortable
with the direction you're heading.

330
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,760
I don't want to head
in that direction, Doc.

331
00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,888
I want my edge back.
I need my anger and I need it now.

332
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,517
I'm making a run
at the course record.

333
00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:38,895
I want you to call my office,
make an appointment.

334
00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:42,065
Trust me,
this is exciting progress.

335
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,026
Doc, don't leave me here.
We... uhh...

336
00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:45,777
Boundaries, Ari,

337
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,571
adhere to them, please.

338
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,116
You shitty dime-store
therapist.

339
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,201
A man's life
is on the line here

340
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:56,538
and all you give a fuck about
is beating some stupid club record

341
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:59,666
that will do what for you?
Give you five minutes of pleasure

342
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:02,210
while you fuck your underpaid
emasculated husband tonight?

343
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,463
How the fuck does he
afford this place anyway?

344
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,882
Isn't he a guidance counselor
at a high school?

345
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,384
That anger you were
worried about...

346
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,470
- Yeah?
- I think it's back.

347
00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,766
Triggers, Ari,
they can go both ways.

348
00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:19,394
You can right now stop,
work hard

349
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,105
and go in a direction
to make yourself a decent

350
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,107
positive member of society...
like my husband...

351
00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:26,943
or you can go back to the lowlife
narcissistic grunt

352
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:29,446
I've watched berate his wife for a year
and a half in my office.

353
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:32,908
I knew you were on her side.

354
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,410
It's your choice, Ari.

355
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,088
Sorry.

356
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:49,841
He's not in there.

357
00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,177
Why would he be in his office at 3:00?
Where is he?

358
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,637
Conference room.

359
00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:02,771
Okay, I believe
that that is an "L."

360
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,940
- It is in fact an "L."
- (APPLAUDING)

361
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:07,484
Can you believe six hours ago I couldn't
even read a stop sign?

362
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,861
- Test me again. I want to go smaller.
- Smaller?

363
00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,031
Great work, Rob.
Great work.

364
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,700
See if you can read this.

365
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:28,672
You're fired!
And in case your ears are fucked,

366
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,174
(SHOUTS) get the fuck out!

367
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:34,428
And the next person
I see juggling,

368
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,805
tap-dancing
or baton twirling

369
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,182
or doing any other
circus-like tricks

370
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:41,309
will join him.
All right?

371
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,645
One-strike policy applies.

372
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:45,272
Now get back to work.

373
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,774
God damn, that felt good.

374
00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:48,859
(LAUGHS)

375
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,322
- What happened to you?
- Shock therapy, Babs.

376
00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,491
Skip it, Ginny.

377
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,664
ERIC: We think it's a great script,
Amanda, we really do.

378
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,040
It's a great script.

379
00:18:04,125 --> 00:18:05,375
It's just not a great script for Vince.

380
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:08,170
- It's just not really for me.
- I can't picture Vince on a horse.

381
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,797
And the British accent?
Not feeling it.

382
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:11,965
Please don't get mad.

383
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:13,467
Don't get mad, Amanda.
You understand, right?

384
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,677
I don't understand.
Three weeks ago it was for you.

385
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,430
Three weeks ago I didn't hear any
problems with the horse or the accent.

386
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:21,349
What's changed besides the appearance
of Ari's receding hairline?

387
00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:24,853
- It's not Ari.
- It's really not Ari, Amanda, I swear.

388
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,898
Vince, I have never
gotten angry at a client

389
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,066
because he told me
he didn't like a script.

390
00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:31,902
Why I am getting angry now...
I'm sorry...

391
00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:33,695
why I'm getting
frustrated now

392
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:36,198
is because my client
told me that he loved it,

393
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,366
had me set in motion
plans to put him in it

394
00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:40,285
and then pulled back
at the last second.

395
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,788
So if not Ari, then why?
Why did you tell me you love it?

396
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,707
It's because you
loved it so much.

397
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,292
Okay.

398
00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:49,336
And because you were so
passionate when you sold it.

399
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,504
Okay.

400
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:52,964
And because I didn't want
to disappoint you.

401
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:56,802
Vince, you're gonna
have to be honest with me

402
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:57,969
if we're gonna
be able to work together.

403
00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,346
I agree completely.

404
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,723
But sometimes it's not
so easy to say no to you.

405
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:02,933
Why, do you think
I'm not going to listen?

406
00:19:03,059 --> 00:19:04,392
It's because you're so cute.

407
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,145
I'm cute?

408
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,481
Yeah, you know, when you
get all excited and amped up

409
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,566
and you furrow your brow,
you're really cute.

410
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:14,319
You know?

411
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,116
Cute.
You called her cute.

412
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:23,078
- Stop rehashing.
- I couldn't believe my fucking ears.

413
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,496
What happened?

414
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,082
Yeah, did Mistress Amanda
dominate you two again?

415
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,834
And did she wear latex?

416
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:30,877
No, Vince told her
he thought she was cute.

417
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,295
You're changing context.

418
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,297
We're gonna be changing agents seeing
that you basically

419
00:19:34,382 --> 00:19:36,007
put it on the table
that you want to fuck her.

420
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,426
DRAMA: Better than
leaving it unsaid.

421
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,720
I wanted to fuck
my old manager for years.

422
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:43,223
Never told her. Made the working
environment intolerable.

423
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,517
- For you or for her?
- This is so fucked.

424
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:49,020
E, do you not think Amanda already knew
that Vince wanted to fuck her?

425
00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:51,648
- I didn't know he wanted to fuck her.
- Come on!

426
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,234
- We all want to fuck her.
- She's Vince's agent.

427
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:57,237
Are you telling me when she came
out this morning mouth blazing,

428
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,531
spit flying,
power suit waving,

429
00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,449
you didn't get
a little excited?

430
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,034
I got a little excited.

431
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,036
That's nothing
to be ashamed of, Vince.

432
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,123
All men love women
filled with rage.

433
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,208
The bottom line is she's hot.

434
00:20:10,293 --> 00:20:12,002
But once you put it out there
it changes everything.

435
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:14,254
For guys like us, yeah.

436
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,382
For beautiful people like them,
whole different set of rules.

437
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,968
- That's true.
- Maybe I should apologize.

438
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,136
Maybe you should.

439
00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,138
You just call yourself one
of the beautiful people?

440
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,223
(PHONE RINGS)

441
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,349
Hello.

442
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,476
Vince, do you
think I'm hot?

443
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,148
- What?
- Well, you said I'm cute, right?

444
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,525
By cute did you mean I'm hot
and you want to fuck me?

445
00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:39,404
I don't know exactly
how I should respond to that.

446
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:42,908
You had no problem telling me I'm cute
in the middle of a business meeting,

447
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,785
so why don't you skip the politeness
right now and tell me?

448
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,330
- Do you want to fuck me?
- No.

449
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,290
No?

450
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,834
Well, I mean, yeah.
I mean...

451
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,961
I don't know.
Maybe.

452
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:58,340
I hate sexual tension, Vince.
It always leads to confusion.

453
00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,342
I couldn't agree more.

454
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,677
Well good.
Then let's get it out of the way.

455
00:21:04,347 --> 00:21:07,265
- How?
- By fucking each other's brains out

456
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,893
and never talking about it
again so we can move on

457
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:12,938
to a very successful and
professional agent-client relationship.

458
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:16,024
- Sound good?
- To me it does, yeah.

459
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,610
Great.
See you in 20.

460
00:21:20,905 --> 00:21:22,113
Okay.

461
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,367
Who was that?

462
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:27,953
Jewelry store girl. She's picking me up.
I'd better get changed.

463
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,579
What do you want
to do about Amanda?

464
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:32,374
I'll call her first thing
tomorrow, apologize.

465
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,087
50 bucks he ends up
banging her.

466
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:44,469
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)