1 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,259 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,496 Vince, this is the fifth fucking message I left. 3 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,040 Will you call me back please? 4 00:01:23,167 --> 00:01:25,293 - Where is he? - Easy, E. 5 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,670 He's with the jewelry store girl. Let him fuck in peace. 6 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:30,548 We got Amanda at 1:00. He won't call me back. You're not worried? 7 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:31,758 No, I'm more worried about Turtle 8 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,509 jerking off Pauly Shore for the past half hour. 9 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,887 (LAUGHS) Yeah, what's your problem with Pauly again, Drama? 10 00:01:35,971 --> 00:01:38,014 - Why do you hate him? - It shouldn't matter why I hate him. 11 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,391 We're family. If I hate him, you gotta hate him. 12 00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:42,894 All right, I hate him. I hate him. 13 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:46,439 You are one Benedict Arnold traitorous motherfucker, you know that, Turtle? 14 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,107 - Easy, Drama. - No, don't "easy" me 15 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:49,901 when you're making nice with my mortal enemy over there. 16 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,486 I didn't make nice, okay? 17 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:54,238 In fact, if it makes you feel better, I told Pauly to go fuck himself. 18 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,700 That does make me feel good. 19 00:01:58,410 --> 00:01:59,786 So what did he want anyway? 20 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:02,955 He's got some stupid new hidden camera show called "Gotcha." 21 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:04,499 It's like a rip off of "Punk'd." 22 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:06,959 - Yeah? - Yeah, and he wanted to "get" you. 23 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:08,878 - Really? - Yeah, for the premiere episode. 24 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,798 And he wanted me to be the rat-faced accomplice. Can you believe that? 25 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,091 I guess he thinks your series is gonna be a hit, Drama. 26 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:17,053 Yeah, I guess so. Fucking user. 27 00:02:18,847 --> 00:02:20,139 I'm in. 28 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:23,643 - You're in? - Yeah, I'll do the jerkoff's show. 29 00:02:23,727 --> 00:02:25,853 It's a hidden camera show. You already know about it. You can't do it. 30 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:28,356 I'll act like I don't know about it. I can pull it off. 31 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,817 You see the billboard? 32 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:33,027 Call him, Turtle. 33 00:02:33,362 --> 00:02:35,321 - Okay. - Call Vince again. 34 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,906 I called three times already. 35 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:38,616 Let him fuck in peace. 36 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,910 - Fine, I'll call him. - (PHONE BEEPS) 37 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:44,247 - (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) - (PHONE RINGING) 38 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,125 Are you going to ignore your phone all day? 39 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:50,586 Well, this is a one-time thing. I'm making the most of it. 40 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:51,921 (LAUGHS) 41 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,800 So listen, the People's Choice people need an answer. 42 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,677 Do you want to be a presenter at the show? 43 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:59,345 (SIGHS) Wow. 44 00:02:59,429 --> 00:03:02,181 - All business. - Not all business, 45 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:04,600 but might as well get it out of the way, right? 46 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,018 Do you wanna do it? 47 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:09,522 Honestly? No. Do you think I should? 48 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:12,024 Not really. 49 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,485 So it's a pass. 50 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:16,487 I guess so. 51 00:03:16,572 --> 00:03:18,948 See how easy that was, if you're just honest with me? 52 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,700 Well, from now on I always will be. 53 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,076 Good. 54 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:23,953 So... 55 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:27,039 this was fun, huh? 56 00:03:27,958 --> 00:03:29,125 Yes this was, 57 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:30,543 but until I vacate the premises, 58 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,920 this still is the one time. 59 00:03:33,338 --> 00:03:35,339 (LAUGHS) Uh-oh. 60 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:37,758 How come anytime I ask you to take a day you can't, 61 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:40,928 but your little "pledge brother" comes to visit and you clear your calendar? 62 00:03:41,013 --> 00:03:43,014 Because every time you ask, I have a very important meeting. 63 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:44,390 Just luck of the draw, baby. 64 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,100 Why is he staying with us anyway? 65 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:49,353 'Cause not everyone can afford a hotel room in Beverly Hills. 66 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,480 Well, not everybody likes to get sexually harassed 67 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:52,940 by your fraternity brothers. 68 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:54,859 We have not seen Scott Siegal in 10 years. 69 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,028 - Let's not live in the past. - Oh, the past where he would yell 70 00:03:57,112 --> 00:03:58,613 "Hey, Sweet-ass" at me and you would laugh like an idiot? 71 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:00,823 - It was funny. - Yeah? I never thought so. 72 00:04:00,908 --> 00:04:02,950 That's because you don't have a sense of humor. 73 00:04:03,035 --> 00:04:06,245 Do you know that he was ahead of Conan O'Brien at the Lampoon? 74 00:04:06,330 --> 00:04:08,414 Yeah, and now he's making 'em laugh as a bartender at Hooters. 75 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:10,708 - Who'da thunk it? - That's when he was 27. 76 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,169 He could be manager of the Hooters for all we know. 77 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,713 (SIGHS) And the fiancee is staying here also? 78 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,840 No, he's gonna actually keep her locked up in the car. 79 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:19,133 Well, he probably should 80 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,093 if she's anything like the girl that he brought to the wedding. 81 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:22,929 Be nice. Scott could never get good-looking women, 82 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,889 but at least he's found love. 83 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,849 Oh, God, I hope she's not another shot-putter. 84 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,601 - (LAUGHS) - (DOOR BELL CHIMES) 85 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:31,187 - He's early. - Be nice. 86 00:04:33,023 --> 00:04:36,025 There they are! The most powerful couple in L.A., huh? 87 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:39,528 - Scotty, my man, how are you doing? - Good to see you, great. 88 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:42,073 Wow, look at you. 89 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:43,699 You haven't aged a day. What do you do, 90 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,493 - Pilates three days a week? - Stop it. 91 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:46,911 Come here, let me feel that tautness. 92 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:47,995 (ARI LAUGHS) 93 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,121 It's a joke. I'm kidding. 94 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,207 A little humor for old time's sake. 95 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,125 - You look gorgeous. Get over here. - Thank you. 96 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:54,835 - Can I get a hug or what? - Okay. Yes. 97 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:56,045 (LAUGHING) 98 00:04:56,129 --> 00:04:58,756 Scotty, where's this alleged fiancee of yours? 99 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:00,299 Oh, she's coming. She's coming. 100 00:05:00,384 --> 00:05:02,760 Hey, baby! Come here, I wanna show you off. 101 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,595 WOMAN: Okay, babe, just give me a second, okay? 102 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:05,805 All right. 103 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:07,765 (SCOTT LAUGHS) 104 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,517 ARl: Holy shit. 105 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:11,227 Yeah, I scored big time, huh? 106 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,396 And Jewish. 107 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,815 - Come on. - Well, she's converting. 108 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:18,442 Gonna have her bat mitzvah three weeks before the wedding. 109 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:20,903 It could have been you if you didn't reject me so many times. 110 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:22,655 - Oh, I missed you. - Hi. 111 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,740 - How are you doing? - I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, hi. 112 00:05:24,950 --> 00:05:26,575 - This is Lori, Ari. - Hi, hello. 113 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,744 - Hi, it's nice to meet you. - Baby, meet the only girl 114 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:30,246 that could have kept us from being together. 115 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,081 - (ALL LAUGHING) - I don't think so. 116 00:05:32,249 --> 00:05:34,083 Hi, it's nice to meet you. 117 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,585 So nice to meet you. 118 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:40,256 He don't suspect a thing, Pauly. 119 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:42,091 No, not a thing. 120 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:45,553 Yes, I'll bring him to the marina myself. 121 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,597 1:00, all right. Peace. 122 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:51,308 - We're in. - Yes! This is gonna be sweet. 123 00:05:51,393 --> 00:05:53,436 - Yeah, if you don't overact. - DRAMA: Oh, please. 124 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,688 Like Sandy Meisner always said to me... 125 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,607 through the pages of his books, of course... 126 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:00,484 - Of course. - "Be in the moment." 127 00:06:00,569 --> 00:06:01,569 (CELL RINGS) 128 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:03,112 Jesus, finally. Where the fuck are you? 129 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,698 I'm at the house. Where are you? 130 00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:08,868 I don't have a key. 131 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,536 You know we got Amanda in an hour, right? 132 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,163 No, I didn't know that. Why would I know that? 133 00:06:12,247 --> 00:06:14,040 'Cause I left you five messages. 134 00:06:14,124 --> 00:06:16,959 VINCE: You know I don't know how to check voice mail. Why are we meeting her? 135 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,711 You said you would apologize for last night. 136 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:21,297 Oh, right. Okay, I will. I'll call her. 137 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,424 All right, look, Vince, I don't want anything hanging over this relationship, 138 00:06:23,508 --> 00:06:25,801 so I already called her office and set the meeting. You okay with that? 139 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:27,720 - Oh, yeah. - Okay. 140 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:29,472 - I got another pilot today, bro'. - Really? 141 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,598 Yeah. 142 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:34,727 That was very chivalrous, Vince. 143 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,854 It's been a long time since a man has sent me flowers 144 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,064 that wasn't business related. 145 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,524 Well this was business related, wasn't it? 146 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,569 - Don't be fresh. - Okay, okay. 147 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:44,695 (AMANDA LAUGHS) 148 00:06:44,780 --> 00:06:47,364 So apparently Eric put lunch on the books for today. 149 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:50,159 I know. He wants me to apologize for last night. 150 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,828 - For which part? - The part he was there for. 151 00:06:52,996 --> 00:06:54,997 (LAUGHS) Well, you can tell him we handled it. 152 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,500 (LAUGHS) I'd rather not. 153 00:06:58,168 --> 00:06:59,376 So what do you suggest? 154 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,295 I don't know. I think we should go to lunch. 155 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,755 I'd hate for him to feel slighted. 156 00:07:03,715 --> 00:07:05,674 You boys have a very strange relationship. 157 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,760 What, lunch would be so bad? 158 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:10,221 Do you wanna go so Eric won't feel slighted 159 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,474 or do you wanna go because you can't wait to see me again? 160 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,476 I don't know. Maybe both. 161 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,187 Well, maybe it won't be so bad. 162 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,983 DRAMA: The real key to these things, Turtle, 163 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,693 is to go down with some dignity, 164 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,154 and not disgrace the good Chase name by whimpering 165 00:07:27,239 --> 00:07:29,490 like Justin Timberlake did when he got "Punk'd." 166 00:07:29,574 --> 00:07:32,535 Like you didn't cry when the IRS seized your condo. 167 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:36,205 What a man does in the sanctity of his own home is his business, Turtle. 168 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:39,458 What he does on national TV is the nation's. 169 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,544 Whoa, look at all the extras. 170 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,213 They must have spent a fortune to pull this off. 171 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,841 Either that or they're only here to eat and shop. 172 00:07:47,008 --> 00:07:48,634 There's a spot right there. Take it. 173 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,178 (TIRES SCREECHING) 174 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,513 (HONKING) 175 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:54,431 Hey, we were here first, asshole! 176 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,977 - Yo, move the car. - Easy, Drama. That's Chuck Liddell. 177 00:07:58,061 --> 00:08:00,938 - What's a Chuck Liddell? - The guy's the Ultimate Fighting champ. 178 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,482 They call him "The Iceman." He KO'd Randy Couture twice last year. 179 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:04,608 (HONKS) 180 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,110 I'm giving him the spot out of respect. 181 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:09,697 Don't be a schmuck, Turtle. Liddell's the "got." 182 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,907 - You think? - Yeah, no doubt. 183 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,284 Check out the hidden camera van 184 00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:15,327 parked conveniently right next to the empty spot. 185 00:08:15,412 --> 00:08:17,163 I don't see any cameras, Drama. 186 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:19,665 They're in there, Turtle. Trust me, they're in there. 187 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:20,833 (HONKING) 188 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,376 You guys gonna move? 189 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:25,045 - I ain't taking any chances. - We're not going anywhere. 190 00:08:25,130 --> 00:08:28,299 We leave this spot, Pauly's gonna come running out, calling me a pussy. 191 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,843 If that happens, my street cred will be toast. 192 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:33,095 (HONKING) 193 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,515 Come on, Drama! 194 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,351 C'est la vie, Turtle my boy. 195 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:43,147 - Let the games begin. - LIDDELL: Look, buddy. 196 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,608 - I was here first. - I don't think so. 197 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:47,401 That spot's ours. 198 00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,862 So why don't you and your hooptie just move along now? 199 00:08:49,946 --> 00:08:52,198 - My what? - Your hooptie. Your beater. 200 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,283 Your hunk ofjunk. Move along. 201 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:56,535 You should watch who you're talking to like that, my friend. 202 00:08:56,620 --> 00:09:00,122 I ain't your friend, tough guy. Yeah, that's right, 203 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,666 I know who you are, you WWF wannabe. 204 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:06,337 So are you gonna move your car? Or do I gotta get in there and move it for you? 205 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:10,466 Daddy? 206 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:14,970 You're lucky my daughter's in the car. 207 00:09:15,055 --> 00:09:16,639 I'd kick every tooth in your head out. 208 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:18,766 Yeah, and I would rip your foot off when you tried. 209 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,393 Whoa, Mr. Liddell, please don't hit me, okay? 210 00:09:21,478 --> 00:09:24,396 Sorry about my friend. He just didn't take his meds today. 211 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,774 I'll see you around, friend. 212 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:30,027 Yeah, I hope so, Chuckie. I hope so. 213 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:33,906 Big fan. 214 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:34,990 (ENGINE STARTS) 215 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,951 What do you think about that for a performance? 216 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:39,870 I think that was the sickest thing I ever seen. 217 00:09:39,955 --> 00:09:42,581 Yeah, so sick Pauly didn't even wanna come out of hiding. 218 00:09:42,666 --> 00:09:44,250 I'm gonna go park the car. 219 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,668 I'm gonna find Pauly. 220 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:48,671 Pauly! 221 00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,431 Hey Mister! Wanna buy a box of cookies? 222 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,977 Sure, sweetheart. Anything for the Girl Scouts. 223 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,896 Oh, that's my favorite. What do I owe you? 224 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:07,690 $200. 225 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:11,402 $200 for a box of cookies? I don't think so. 226 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:13,112 Pay up, Grandpa... 227 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,698 or I'm gonna scream. 228 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,199 So scream. 229 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:19,660 (SCREAMING) He stole my cookies! 230 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,412 All right, don't scream. Don't scream, don't... 231 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:24,498 Okay, all right, whoa whoa whoa. Here... 232 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,583 Get away from me, you rotten kids! 233 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,585 All right, here, take it! 234 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:30,963 (LAUGHING) Gotcha, Drama! 235 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:34,216 (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) You got "got!" 236 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,011 - I got what? - You got got! 237 00:10:37,095 --> 00:10:39,013 (CHANTING) You got got! You got got! 238 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,390 This is your "got," Pauly? What about Liddell? 239 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,475 - What about what? - Chuck Liddell, where's he at? 240 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:46,854 I don't know anything about no Chuck Liddell, Drama, but what I do know is... 241 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,898 ALL: (CHANTING) You got got! 242 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,988 - How does that feel, babe? - It feels good. 243 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,823 SCOTT: Huh? LORI: That feels good. 244 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,534 How the fuck did he get her? Seriously. 245 00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,911 - What, are you jealous? - No. 246 00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:04,913 (LAUGHING) 247 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:06,332 Maybe. 248 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:08,917 Well, if that's what you want, Ari, it's not too late. 249 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,003 Over 10 years of marriage and no pre-nup... 250 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,297 - I think it's a little past too late. - Whatever. 251 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:14,882 Don't "whatever" me. Answer the question, baby. 252 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:17,092 How the fuck could he have possibly gotten that? 253 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,345 - Ari, he is one of your oldest friends. - I love him, baby, 254 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,680 but in college he couldn't close a screen door. 255 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:24,558 I think you were right. It seems like he's changed. 256 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:27,603 - The sexual harasser? - Well, he's grown into himself. 257 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,229 (MIMICS SCOTT) He wanted to feel your tautness. 258 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:32,483 Well I guess Pilates has paid off. Nice that somebody noticed. 259 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,155 Two meals in two days. 260 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,282 I'm starting to feel like one of the popular kids. 261 00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:45,871 Well... 262 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,123 this is awkward. 263 00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:50,125 - Last night was awkward. - AMANDA: Oh, last night. 264 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,710 No, it's fine, Eric. 265 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,213 - Really, it is. - No, it's not fine, Amanda. 266 00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:56,298 I think when Vince called you "cute" it came off in a way 267 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,966 that I don't think he meant for it to come off as. 268 00:11:58,760 --> 00:11:59,927 How so? 269 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,471 You know... 270 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,139 why am I talking? Vince, do you wanna talk? 271 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,183 Sure, what do you want me to say? 272 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,936 - You should say "I'm sorry." - I'm sorry, Amanda. 273 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,229 For what exactly? 274 00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:13,482 For calling you cute. 275 00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:15,818 So you don't think I'm cute? 276 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,569 No, I think you're cute, 277 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,863 - but Eric doesn't think... - Oh, Eric doesn't think I'm cute. 278 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:21,198 No, I just... 279 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,867 I think it was inappropriate for Vince to say that. I mean, wasn't it? 280 00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:27,329 Oh, well, it may have been, 281 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,582 but I mean, my feeling is that Vince didn't mean it 282 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,127 to demean me, and I didn't take it that way. 283 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,170 Am I right, Vince? 284 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,422 Yes, you are. 285 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,382 Completely. But Eric is right as well, 286 00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:39,925 because me calling you cute 287 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:43,095 might actually make you think that I look at you as a sex object, 288 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,055 when in fact, I see you 289 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:48,934 as one of the smartest, most interesting women 290 00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:50,352 I have ever met. 291 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,523 - Well, thank you. - As well as beautiful. 292 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,608 - Thank you again. - You're welcome again. 293 00:12:57,527 --> 00:13:00,446 So we're all good then? 294 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:06,618 - Yeah, I guess. - Great. So what else is happening? 295 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,162 We were gonna discuss whether or not Vince 296 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,705 should present at the People's Choice Awards. 297 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:11,915 - Oh, yeah? What do you think? - I don't think he should do it. 298 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:13,709 TOGETHER: Me either. 299 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,794 (LAUGHS) Jinx. 300 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,424 I can't believe you fucked her. This is so fucked. 301 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,217 I don't know what you're making such a big deal about. 302 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,719 You don't know what I'm making such a big deal about? 303 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:26,138 - You're fucking your agent. - I am not fucking my agent. 304 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:28,891 - What does that mean? - It means we had sex. 305 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,435 Once. That's it. It wasn't emotional, 306 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,312 - and now it's over. - It wasn't emotional. 307 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,105 You guys were like a bad Meg Ryan movie in there. 308 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,940 Well, it was her idea, not mine. 309 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:40,319 She was right. You know, now I can focus on work 310 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:44,740 instead of wondering, you know, what it would have been like. 311 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:49,703 VINCE: E, seriously, it's all good. 312 00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,331 Just don't say anything to Amanda. It could really fuck things up. 313 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:53,999 - Oh, yeah, like they're not already? - No, they're not. 314 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:58,003 They're fine. I promise, okay? Say "okay." 315 00:13:58,129 --> 00:14:01,131 - Okay. - Just let it go already, Drama? 316 00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,382 - VINCE: Let what go? - Let it go? 317 00:14:02,467 --> 00:14:05,093 I've got a lifetime of looking over my shoulder to look forward to. 318 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,429 - I'm like Henry Hill. - ERIC: So what happened? 319 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,140 - Chuck Liddell is gonna kill me. - Chuck Liddell is? 320 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:11,433 - Yeah. - The UFC guy? 321 00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,518 - Yeah. - He's big. 322 00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:13,852 Why would Chuck Liddell wanna kill you? 323 00:14:13,937 --> 00:14:16,605 Because the universe hates this current wave of success I'm having. 324 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,732 - Johnny... - I can't even speak, bro. 325 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:19,983 What the fuck is going on, Turtle? 326 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,860 VINCE: Yeah, Turtle. What the fuck is going on? 327 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,612 It's nothing, really. 328 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,781 Yes, he did get into a little altercation with Chuck, 329 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,617 but that doesn't matter. Chuck doesn't even know who he is. 330 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,035 (BEEPS) 331 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:32,162 CHUCK'S VOICE: Well well well, John Chase. 332 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,623 It's your old friend Chuck Liddell. 333 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,834 What are the odds? I get back to my house, 334 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,253 look out my window, 335 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,672 and see your chicken neck staring back at me 336 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,466 from some douchebag fucking NBC billboard. 337 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,718 Well I found you, John Chase, 338 00:14:47,262 --> 00:14:50,639 and I'm sure glad I did. I'll be seeing you soon, John. 339 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:52,849 Very soon. 340 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:54,893 (BEEPS) 341 00:14:54,978 --> 00:14:56,311 I'm a dead man. 342 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,482 MRS. ARl: It is absolutely beautiful, Lori. 343 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,109 Scott, it's beautiful. 344 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,902 - It's blood-free too. It costs extra, - MRS. ARl: Mmm. 345 00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:07,155 But Scotty wanted to be assured that no Africans lost any limbs for this. 346 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,700 - Well, we all have to do our part. - Yeah. 347 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,911 - ARl: Is it real? - Come on, what are you, kidding? 348 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,872 Look at that thing. It's a four-carat "D" color, man. 349 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,332 That thing cost more than my car. 350 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:20,168 I wouldn't brag about that, Scotty. What are you driving? 351 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,795 You still got that Caprice... 352 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:22,921 (LAUGHING) 353 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,590 That you held onto for 10 years after college? 354 00:15:24,674 --> 00:15:26,758 - Oh, remember that piece of crap? - Yeah. 355 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,802 - Oh my God. - No no. 356 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,179 I got the new Bentley GT now. 357 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:34,349 - He bought me one too for Hanukkah. - Chhh-anukkah. 358 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,518 - LORI: Chanukah. - Bentleys, huh? 359 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,979 That pension plan must be really paying off at Hooters. 360 00:15:39,063 --> 00:15:40,063 Ari. 361 00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:41,398 (ARI LAUGHS) 362 00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:42,733 You still working at Hooters, Scotty? 363 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:43,817 (GROANS) 364 00:15:43,901 --> 00:15:44,943 You didn't tell... You worked at Hooters? 365 00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,778 Years ago. Don't hold it against me. 366 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:48,238 It was back during my 367 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,574 "make-my-parents-feel-like- they-fucked-me-up" phase. 368 00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,534 I know that phase. Two years skiing in Aspen, 369 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,120 - and then I was an actress. - Culinary school, 370 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:57,372 but then I finally got it together and went to med school. 371 00:15:57,498 --> 00:15:59,458 - What, you're a doctor? - SCOTT: Radiologist. 372 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,710 Babe... I'm still only a resident. 373 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:05,255 - Lori, that is very impressive. - SCOTT: Hey, look, she's only 26. 374 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,673 (BOTH COOING) She's just a baby. 375 00:16:06,758 --> 00:16:08,842 - I'm just your baby. - You're my baby. 376 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,136 - (LAUGHING) - What are you doing, Scotty? 377 00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:13,889 God, when was the last time that we spoke? 378 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:16,058 - You were selling T-shirts in Philly, - Oh. 379 00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:19,603 Then you kind of disappeared when I told you I'd hook you up with a job out here. 380 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,688 Right, Ari wanted me to come out here and work for him, 381 00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:24,358 like I was still his "little brother" back at the frat. 382 00:16:24,442 --> 00:16:27,819 - God, could this guy haze. - I've heard some stories. 383 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:29,905 - It's true. - What are you doing now? 384 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,741 Actually, Ari, I don't do anything. 385 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,494 I made a fortune in stamps. 386 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,746 - (LAUGHING) - SCOTT: What? 387 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,831 What does that mean? Stamps? 388 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,291 SCOTT: Stamps-dot-com. 389 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:43,710 Three little words that saved my life... 390 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:45,420 "stamps, dot, com." 391 00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,881 Got in at the beginning, sold out at the top. 392 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,009 - Made $65 million. - ARl: $65 million. 393 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,428 - Fuck you. - He's exaggerating. 394 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,889 - Well, taxes. - As usual you're right. 395 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:59,476 It's more like 45, cash. 396 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,852 - You know? - LORI: Give or take. 397 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,690 - Fuck me. - Scott, that is an amazing story. 398 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,150 You know what? I always knew you would find your way. 399 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:09,653 SCOTT: Wow, you know that means a lot to me. 400 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,780 So hey, how about a toast? 401 00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,699 To all of our success 402 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:15,617 and to our most beautiful women. 403 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,036 - Oh, Scott, that is very sweet. - Thank you. 404 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,288 SCOTT: Ari, come on. MRS. ARl: A hopeless romantic. 405 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,165 - Hey... huh? - SCOTT: Ari, cheers. Pass the love over here. 406 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,626 TV ANNOUNCER: Chuck continues to tee up. Oh, Chuck! 407 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,294 Combinations, uppercut... 408 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,548 Oh, Jesus. Sweet merciful Jesus. 409 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,092 - Say something, Vince. - What do I say, Johnny? 410 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:35,053 I don't know. You always have positive things to say. 411 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:36,304 Tell me it's gonna be okay. 412 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,014 Everything is gonna be okay. 413 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:39,683 - ANNOUNCER: He's a mess. - You think so? 414 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:42,060 Vince usually knows what's gonna be okay and what's not, right? 415 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,895 ...with a vicious combination! 416 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,231 ANNOUNCER 2: Nasty. He found his range at the end of the first round. 417 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,151 - I'm a ghost. - Turtle to the rescue again. 418 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:52,446 - Please tell me something good. - I just got off the phone with Hack. 419 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,740 He's got a friend, who's got a friend 420 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,950 who trains with a Brazilian in Liddell's crew. 421 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:58,952 He scored us a couple of tickets to this exhibition fight 422 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:00,912 Liddell's doing tonight down at the Music Box. 423 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,457 So you want me to just deliver myself to the lion's den? 424 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,833 Would you relax, Drama? 425 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:08,253 It's a benefit for Chuck's foundation... "Liddell's Kids." 426 00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:09,963 Is that like "Jerry's Kids"? 427 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,090 Not exactly. 428 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,092 Liddell's kids are all juvenile delinquents. 429 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,470 He's working hard to get them off the street. 430 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,722 The Brazilian said Chuck has a soft side, 431 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,557 and when he sees you come down there, 432 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:23,226 support these kids and apologize, 433 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:25,228 he'll drop the whole thing. 434 00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,023 And if he doesn't? 435 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:30,734 Who knows? 436 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,320 What's he really gonna do to you in front of a room full of people? 437 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,571 (ANNOUNCER SHOUTING) 438 00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,781 That. 439 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,240 ANNOUNCER: Unbelievable. 440 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,326 That would suck. 441 00:18:40,203 --> 00:18:42,537 We should just tell them to go to a hotel. 442 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:46,374 - I mean, they can afford it. - What a difference six hours makes. 443 00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,627 When I said that, you said, "It's only one night." 444 00:18:48,711 --> 00:18:50,253 "Shit, you could do that in a Mexican jail 445 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,964 and come out almost as clean as you went in," I believe was the quote. 446 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,967 When we were 25, it was funny when he would say how hot you are. 447 00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,844 Now it's just annoying. 448 00:18:57,929 --> 00:19:00,764 No, when we were 25, he'd say stuff like "Show me your tits," 449 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,016 or "If I hit this shot from half court how 'bout a blow job?" 450 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,643 And you'd laugh your ass off. 451 00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:07,521 Now he's sort of complimentary and it's kind of sweet. 452 00:19:07,605 --> 00:19:09,356 - No, it's kind of sickening. - You know what I think? 453 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:11,983 I think you like Scott as a loser 454 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,694 with no money and no girls, and now he's got more money than you, 455 00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,404 and a younger girl, and you're sort of threatened. 456 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:18,198 - Threatened? - Yes, threatened. 457 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,866 And it's really immature, Ari. 458 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,576 Oh, it's immature that I don't like 459 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,870 my adult friends speaking to my wife like that? 460 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,164 Well, obviously you do, and he does, 461 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,166 so why don't we see how Scott likes it 462 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:32,128 when I start drooling over the future Mrs. Siegal's soon-to-be-Jewish ass? 463 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,564 Don't look defeated already, Drama. 464 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,858 It's not about Liddell. It's about the delinquents. 465 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,609 I don't wanna make eye contact with any of them. 466 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,570 You scared of a bunch of teenagers? 467 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,364 Turtle, they can do whatever they want and not get charged as adults. 468 00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,866 It's gonna be all right, Johnny. I promise. 469 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,242 DRAMA: I hope so. 470 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,870 All right, I'm gonna hit the head, guys. I'll see you in the seats. 471 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,080 - You gonna be all right alone? - Yeah, I'll be fine in the bathroom. 472 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,540 I'll see you guys at the seats. 473 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,125 All right, see ya. 474 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:15,255 TV ANNOUNCER: With a vicious combination! 475 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,465 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 476 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,967 Is this the line for the bathroom? 477 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,385 What's the sign say? 478 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:22,929 (CELL RINGING) 479 00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:26,975 Hello? 480 00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,604 Hey, I just got off with the People's Choice people again, 481 00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:32,564 and apparently, the people have spoken, 482 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,232 and Vince is their choice. 483 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,277 - For what? - "Favorite Male Star of Tomorrow." 484 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:39,863 Now, it's gonna be kind of hard to say no to him presenting, 485 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,198 since he'll already be there accepting. You on board? 486 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,658 Sure, I'll tell him. 487 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:47,037 I know it's no Oscar, but it is from the people. 488 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,413 It's fine, Amanda. Really. 489 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,166 - Then why am I sensing attitude? - We're cutting you. 490 00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,586 - Hello? - I'm not giving you any attitude. 491 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,922 Okay, now I know I'm getting attitude. 492 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,757 - Wanna talk about it, E? - Nope. 493 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,842 Ah... 494 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,428 it sounds like you boys have been gossiping. 495 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,305 Yeah, well he didn't say anything, if that's what matters. 496 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:06,473 - It was obvious. - (SIGHS) 497 00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,352 I guess maybe it was. So what now? 498 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,270 You wanna get something off your chest? 499 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:15,106 Yeah. I do. You call me into your office yesterday 500 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,483 to tell me that I'm being unprofessional, 501 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,568 and then you go and do this? I mean, is that even legal? 502 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:19,778 (LAUGHS) 503 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,738 I'm his agent, not his shrink. 504 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,782 Yeah, well I'm gonna have to be his shrink on this one, okay? 505 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,159 'Cause Vince has a hard time separating business and sex. 506 00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,828 Guy almost threw away a $100 million movie last year over Mandy Moore. 507 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,121 I can't let that happen again. 508 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:33,541 Eric, I love that you care about Vince, but I'm a grown woman. 509 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,169 I'm not confused about what I want. I don't play games. 510 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,755 And I don't risk my career or the career of my clients on a whim. 511 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,591 I really like Vince. 512 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:43,677 It's as simple as that. 513 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,931 Scott, this steak is terrific. 514 00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:49,224 Glatt kosher. 515 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,476 Yeah, we passed by a butcher on Fairfax, 516 00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:54,354 - said we had to get it for you guys. - We're not kosher, Scott. 517 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,107 - Well, it was still thoughtful. - It's good clean meat. 518 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,400 - Glatt, right? - MRS. ARl: Mm-hmm. 519 00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,528 Oh, and lean. Not that you need to worry about that. 520 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:03,363 (SCOTT AND MRS. ARI LAUGH) 521 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,407 I'm surprised you eat red meat, Lori. 522 00:22:05,950 --> 00:22:07,659 - Why? - I mean, with a body like that... 523 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:10,036 So tell us about the honeymoon. 524 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:14,457 Well, it's gonna be amazing. 525 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:16,960 - Amazing like that body. - 27 days, you say? 526 00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:20,380 - Yeah, yeah. Just the two of us. - SCOTT: And the captain. 527 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,257 I thought about taking sailing lessons 528 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,092 so we could be alone the whole time, but... 529 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,343 (LORI LAUGHS) 530 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:27,846 Sounds amazing. Truly amazing. 531 00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,723 What, our honeymoon sucked? Come on. 532 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:31,850 No. And our honeymoon was amazing also, Ari. 533 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,852 Well, we only made it to Hawaii. Didn't have any money 534 00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:35,895 like most people don't when they get married. 535 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,398 Look, I'm sure wherever you went with this beautiful woman 536 00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:41,818 - was absolutely heavenly. - Thank you, Scott. 537 00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:43,778 (DISHES CLINKING) 538 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:46,406 Just as I'm sure wherever you go with this little hottie 539 00:22:46,574 --> 00:22:48,700 will be more than amazing. Fuck, it'll be orgasmic. 540 00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:49,826 (POUNDS TABLE) 541 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,369 I mean, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude, 542 00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:54,789 but ever since you got here, I have not been able to take my eyes off your ass. 543 00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:57,417 I mean, it's the perfect shape. 544 00:22:57,585 --> 00:22:59,711 It's like God came down, 545 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:03,173 hand-crafted it, put it on a little silver tray, 546 00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:06,009 and hand-delivered it to my man, Scotty. 547 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,511 Bravo, Scotty boy! 548 00:23:08,596 --> 00:23:11,222 Bravo! I'm gonna get some scotch. 549 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,391 (CRICKETS CHIRPING) 550 00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,518 I am so sorry. 551 00:23:15,603 --> 00:23:17,604 (CRICKETS CONTINUE CHIRPING) 552 00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,732 MRS. ARl: Ari! 553 00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:22,984 What the fuck is wrong with you? 554 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:24,819 - What, too much? - Just a little. 555 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:26,863 Payback's a bitch. 556 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:28,782 I cannot believe how jealous you are of him. 557 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,326 - It is ridiculous. - He won the lottery... 558 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,745 stamps. Com, are you kidding me? 559 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:36,539 What don't you have, Ari? 560 00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:40,251 - I'm sorry, is this not enough for you? - It's enough for me, 561 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:42,587 but I'm starting to feel that maybe it's not enough for you. 562 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,423 You're right, Ari. It's not enough for me. 563 00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,175 That's why I stuck it out with you this long, 564 00:23:47,301 --> 00:23:49,094 in the hopes that your college friend who nauseated me 565 00:23:49,178 --> 00:23:52,013 would make $65 million and come back and rescue me from you. 566 00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,183 I'm detecting sarcasm. 567 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:57,060 You're detecting a lot of sarcasm. 568 00:23:57,186 --> 00:23:58,186 (LAUGHS) 569 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,439 This is more than enough for me. 570 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:04,859 You, Ari, are more than enough for me. 571 00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:07,070 Come here. 572 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,154 Oh, oh. 573 00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:09,531 (BOTH LAUGH) 574 00:24:11,826 --> 00:24:14,035 SCOTT: Ahem... listen, Ari, 575 00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,495 I know you were kidding out there, 576 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,247 but Lori doesn't get frat humor, 577 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,457 so she's outside getting a cab. 578 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,127 I'm gonna grab the bags, and we're gonna go to a hotel. 579 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,671 But listen, I'll be back in a couple of months, 580 00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:28,383 and we'll grab a steak and a couple of dancers over at the Rhino, all right? 581 00:24:28,551 --> 00:24:30,301 Sorry. Take care. 582 00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:31,928 Should we try to stop them? 583 00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:34,597 No, the kids are at your mom's. 584 00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:37,058 - Let's burn the house to the ground. - Okay. 585 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:39,018 (BOTH LAUGH) 586 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:49,737 - Come on, Chuck! Choke him out! - Easy, Drama. 587 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,073 It's an exhibition fight. There ain't no way he's losing. 588 00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,492 Which is good, because he'll definitely be happier than if he lost. 589 00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:57,120 DRAMA: Yeah, exactly. And if my cheering has anything to do with it, 590 00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,496 I will not be silenced. 591 00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,748 Come on, Chuck! Finish the punk off! 592 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:03,585 ALL: Yeah! Oh! 593 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,342 DRAMA: Yeah! Yeah, Champ! 594 00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,428 Yeah, Champ! Yeah! 595 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,431 Yeah, Champ! 596 00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:17,515 (CROWD FALLS SILENT) 597 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,602 You? What are you doing here? 598 00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:23,354 Chuck, Chuck. 599 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,356 Masterful fight, my friend. 600 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:27,650 - Congratulations. - Get in the ring, Chase. 601 00:25:28,194 --> 00:25:29,986 (AUDIENCE MURMURS) 602 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:31,779 That won't be necessary, Chuck. 603 00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,823 I merely came to apologize. 604 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:37,452 And to contribute to this most important charity. 605 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:40,079 As a troubled youth myself, I could only have dreamed 606 00:25:40,164 --> 00:25:42,540 of having a role model like you to keep me off the streets. 607 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,500 Quit your ass-kissing, and get in the ring. 608 00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:46,127 Or do I need to come out there and get you? 609 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:47,295 (AUDIENCE MURMURS) 610 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:49,881 - Where's the nearest exit? - Not near enough, Drama. 611 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,966 CHUCK: We're waiting, John. 612 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:55,261 - Vince? - What can I do, Johnny? 613 00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:56,888 Nothing, bro'. 614 00:25:56,972 --> 00:26:00,183 You've done enough. I love you. 615 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,436 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 616 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:13,613 Friends, 617 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:16,449 this guy took my parking spot today. 618 00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:17,700 (AUDIENCE MURMURS) 619 00:26:17,785 --> 00:26:21,829 Then he told me to "F" myself in front of my baby girl. 620 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,706 (BOOING) 621 00:26:24,667 --> 00:26:26,584 So kids, kids, 622 00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:29,796 this is the kind of guy you don't wanna be. 623 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:31,297 This guy's a punk. 624 00:26:32,675 --> 00:26:34,008 And what do we do with punks? 625 00:26:34,218 --> 00:26:36,010 AUDIENCE: Take him down! 626 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,846 MAN: Put him down! 627 00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:41,349 That's right. We take them down. 628 00:26:42,351 --> 00:26:43,685 But not in the streets. 629 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,020 Here in the Octagon. 630 00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:48,189 - (AUDIENCE CHEERS) - MAN: Kick his ass! 631 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:52,443 It was a mistake, Chuck. I swear. 632 00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,946 It was just a giant misunderstanding. 633 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:58,074 I thought it was this stupid-ass hidden camera show called "Gotcha." 634 00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,575 I should have known better. 635 00:27:00,369 --> 00:27:02,996 Chuck, I would never disrespect you. 636 00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:04,789 So please... 637 00:27:05,291 --> 00:27:07,834 ...accept this sincere apology. 638 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:11,546 Johnny, get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness, 639 00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:14,465 - and I might show you mercy. - MAN: Do it! 640 00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:17,135 CROWD: Yeah, get down on your knees. 641 00:27:17,219 --> 00:27:19,846 - Please, Chuck... - Look, John, you got two choices... 642 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:22,890 either you get down or we throw down. 643 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:44,037 MAN: Pussy! 644 00:27:47,916 --> 00:27:49,334 "Gotcha," John. 645 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,419 Huh? 646 00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,130 CHUCK: Got you, you son of a bitch! 647 00:27:54,715 --> 00:27:56,674 You got got! 648 00:27:57,301 --> 00:28:00,261 Yeah, you got got! 649 00:28:00,763 --> 00:28:03,348 You got got! 650 00:28:03,515 --> 00:28:06,225 You got got! You got got! You got got! 651 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:12,190 You got got! You got got! 652 00:28:12,274 --> 00:28:14,192 Sorry, I hope you're a good sport, bro'. 653 00:28:14,610 --> 00:28:17,195 Fuck it. Two pilots in one season. 654 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,447 Yeah! Yeah! 655 00:28:21,992 --> 00:28:23,159 (CHANTING) You got got! 656 00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:25,661 You got got, baby! (LAUGHING) 657 00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:28,998 You asked for it. 658 00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:31,959 (CHANTING) You got got! 659 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,711 - You missed it. - It's all good, E. 660 00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:36,130 Pauly's gonna hook us up with the footage so we can relive the agony 661 00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:38,216 - of defeat over and over again. - Nice. 662 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:41,010 - Where were you? - I was on the phone with Amanda. 663 00:28:41,095 --> 00:28:43,096 Tell me you didn't say something stupid. 664 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:44,680 Come on, E, you promised. 665 00:28:44,765 --> 00:28:46,474 Yeah, and you told me you were with "jewelry store girl." 666 00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,975 Looks like we're both liars. 667 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:50,478 All right, whatever. It's no big deal. 668 00:28:50,729 --> 00:28:52,647 I told you it was a one-time thing. 669 00:28:52,856 --> 00:28:54,565 I'm not sure she sees it that way, Vince. 670 00:28:54,650 --> 00:28:56,859 She said she really likes you. 671 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,569 Really? She said that? 672 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:01,197 Yeah, she said that. What are you smiling about? 673 00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:02,698 I don't know, 674 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:05,493 because I think I like her too. 675 00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:09,997 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)