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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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- I'm hungry.
- Me too.

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- Should I try to make us something?
- I'm not that hungry.

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- Drama's gotta be down soon, right?
- Got to be.

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Did you call
about his car?

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Be good as new by noon.

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- Kid's gonna freak.
- Totally.

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- What are we eatin'?
- Eh, that's a good question.

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- Where's Drama?
- Another good question.

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- Sleeping probably.
- Really? Wow.

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Well, it's his
big day.

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He wants to sleep late,
he should be able to sleep late.

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I know. I'm hungry.

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- You want me to make you something, E?
- I ain't that hungry, Turtle.

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All right, guys,
let's not all panic.

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He'll be down soon,
so let's sit.

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We'll talk,

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wait it out together.

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Sorry I overslept,
fellas.

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Who's hungry?

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You all right, Drama?
You look awful.

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Eh...
had a rough night.

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DRAMA: Nobody looked at any
reviews, did they?

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You told us
not to, so no.

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There's one right here though,
if you wanna take a peek.

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No reviews!

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- What are you worried about, Johnny?
- I don't know.

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I felt good
about the show and all,

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but now that
it's actually airing...

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The show is great, Drama.
Just relax.

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It really is, Drama,
and this is coming

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from someone
who's never liked your work.

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- You guys really like it?
- Johnny, we really like it

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and everyone else will too.
So please relax.

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Yeah, relax.

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That's all
I gotta do today,

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just relax.

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What the fuck
was that?

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DRAMA: If that isn't a sign,
I don't know what is.

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A sign of what?

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A sign that my show
is going down in flames.

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Oh, don't
get crazy.

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A bird kills itselfjust to destroy
my eggs, and I'm getting crazy?

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God, I don't need
another failure.

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- (CLAPPING)
- Oh, would you look at this?

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This is so exciting.
It's like when "The Warriors"

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got back together
at the end of the movie.

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Don't tell me you whack
off to "The Warriors." There they are,

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a movie star
and a TV star...

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all in one family.
Who would've thunk it?

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Lloyd, don't tell me
about any reviews,

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'cause I don't
wanna know.

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Rest assured, I have had every "Variety"
banished from the building.

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Drama, it's NBC.
They gave "Joey" 46 episodes,

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They don't cancel shit.
Trust me.

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Movie star, the manager,
in the big office.

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LLOYD: Anyone need a drink?

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- Get this guy a Scotch.
- I'll grab some waters.

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There's a "Variety"
right there, Lloyd!

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It's yesterday's, Drama.

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- Oh.
- Jesus, you're losing it, Drama.

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Sit down.

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- You wanna hit a rub-and-tug?
- Now?

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Yeah, I gotta shed
some nerves.

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Think I gotta wait
for Vince and E, no?

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All right,
you do that.

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- How are you gonna get there?
- I'll call a cab.

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Honey, do you mind
calling me a cab, please? Thank you.

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Before we jump into anything,
I just wanna say

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I am glad
to have you guys back.

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- We're not back, Ari.
- Ari, we're not back.

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I'm not following you.

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- We want "Medellin."
- It's all we've ever wanted.

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- "Medellin" is dead.
- E: Undead it.

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- ARl: What is this, a test?
- No, it's not a test.

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Okay, look, let's just
talk reasonably, okay?

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Sometimes things just
aren't meant to be.

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Sometimes, no matter how bad you want
something, you gotta let it go.

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Senior year,
all right,

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I was obsessed with Katie Sherman...
the most insane tits.

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Anyway, the moment I found out that she
gave half the football team crabs,

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I was done.
Never thought about it again.

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You saying "Medellin" has
crabs, Ari?

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"Medellin" has crabs,
gonorrhea, syphilis.

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It is an
untreatable supergerm.

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This project has been plagued
since day one.

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Let it go.

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The movie's
in turnaround, Ari.

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Find someone
who can get it out. Or don't.

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- VINCE: Great new offices.
- Vinny... Vinny, wait.

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Joe Roberts, the guy that offered you
"Matterhorn," always loved you.

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Deep pockets, has the power to make
anything happen.

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I will set up a lunch,
but I can't promise anything.

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Well, neither can we.
See ya.

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(R&B MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

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Oh, there he is,
the big TV star.

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- Hey, Maxie. What's the haps?
- You are.

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You the talk
of the whole shop.

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Hope your show
don't get canceled,

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'cause everyone'll get
real depressed around here.

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Yeah, well, anyway,
will you please tell Ruthie I'm here

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and I'm in need?

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Would love to,
but Ruthie out of town.

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Oh, no no,
don't tell me that, not today.

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Relax, Johnny.
Ruthie's sister here filling in.

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(SPEAKS MANDARIN)

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Oh yeah.
That'll work.

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Hi there.

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(ENGINE REVS)

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- All right, see ya.
- That's great. Appreciate it.

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Hey, I'm here
to pick up my car.

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- I like your kicks.
- Oh yeah?

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I could take you to the only place
in the city where you can get 'em.

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I mean, you'd have
to roll with me, of course.

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- You like sneakers?
- Let me go check on your car.

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You, motherfucker,
are early.

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- You said 12:00.
- I said 1:00.

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Come on, Rufus,
you said 12:00.

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Well, now I'm saying 1:00,
2:30 the latest.

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(SIGHS)

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You wanna cry or you wanna wait?

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- Can I wait near her?
- That's my daughter, Turtle.

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So no,
you motherfucking cannot.

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Liked you better
when you were selling stereos.

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JOE: What do I want
with "Medellin," guys, huh?

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It's somebody
else's trash.

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The movie's been at two studios,
gone through three directors.

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You know Haggis has moved
onto another picture by now, right?

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- No, we didn't know that.
- Did you know that, Ari?

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Yes, I knew that, Eric.
The project is dead.

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- Everyone's moved on but Pablo Escobar.
- And us.

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And you, you beautiful
stubborn artist, you.

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That is the point
of this lunch.

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Joe is gonna
revive it.

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Come on, pony up, Joe.
Let's make this movie.

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Guys, this movie
is a three-hour epic bloodbath.

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- It's got zero commercial appeal.
- Respectfully, we disagree.

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We think it could be
like "Scarface," Joe.

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"Scarface" was a bomb
at the box office.

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"Scarface" was
ahead of its time.

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"Medellin" isn't.
"Medellin" is now.

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Joe, think about it.

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Pablo Escobar was an outlaw
who terrorized a whole country

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while remaining the biggest
philanthropist

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his people had ever known.

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Now ask yourself this: In 2007,

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in this country,
what could possibly evoke

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more of a stir than
to explore the humanity

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of that kind of evil?

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You really
wanna do this, Vince?

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More than anything
I've ever wanted to do in this business.

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Hmm, Pablo Escobar, huh?

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You don't think
you're too skinny?

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I could play Pablo Escobar.

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(LAUGHING)

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Sorry about this.
I'm just a bit distracted.

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I know, you taking
over an hour.

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Is there anything
else I can do?

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No, it's okay, just keep doing
what you're doing.

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What is it
distracting you?

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That.

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I didn't know
you had a subscription.

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Ah, customer
must have left it.

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You can read
if you think it will help.

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No no.
It won't help.

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Maybe it'll help.

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Oh my God.
Oh my God.

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Fucking Paul Schneider.

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(MUTTERS) Schneider...

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- Hey, what's up, Drama?
- Hey, Lenny.

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DRAMA: Fucking cocksucking
piece of shit.

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Taxi!

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Take me to "Daily Variety,"
on the hop.

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- What do you think of these?
- Yeah, those are pretty cool,

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but they're not as cool
as the Fearless Warriors.

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I mean, those were the best
Air Force Ones ever made.

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Yeah, that was
a fly shoe,

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but I like the Self Doubt
color way better.

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Well, actually, I'll tell you what's
better than both of 'em...

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the original Cartoons.

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Yeah, those were hot.

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Well, I happen to know that Cartoon's
got new limiteds dropping next summer.

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January, actually. And they'll be called
the Cartoon New Years.

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You know, you...
you're very pretty,

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you're just sadly
very misinformed.

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(LAUGHS)

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Bet on it.

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- Come on.
- I don't bet with girls.

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Hmm, chickenshit.

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Turtle!
Your fucking car is done.

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Now go and get it,
and then go.

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All right,
I'm going, I'm going.

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(GIGGLES)

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RUFUS: Hmm.

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Whoo.
That's beautiful.

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- You did a great job, Rufus.
- Yeah.

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- With your daughter too.
- Goodbye, Turtle.

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- Bye, Rufus.
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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(CAR HORN HONKS)

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Oh!

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- What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
- Come on.

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DRIVER: Damn.

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00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:18,427
- RUFUS: God damn, that was stupid.
- Shit.

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JOE: Let me think about this, okay?
Let me ponder it.

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- I'll get back to you.
- Thanks, Joe.

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- E, it's a pleasure.
- Nice to meet you.

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- Joe.
- It's been real, Ari.

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- Thank you for lunch, buddy.
- Take care, guys.

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All right.

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00:11:30,607 --> 00:11:32,858
- Wow.
- What?

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I think I just saw
the next 50 years of your life...

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actor, activist,
politician,

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president. No, I mean, you were...
you were passionate,

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eloquent, succinct
and intelligent

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in a way I have
never seen before.

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It was like when a father
sees his baby boy

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become a man
for the first time.

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- Bravo.
- Ari, that's sweet.

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Stop kissing my ass
and get it done.

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You know what? It's getting done, baby,
it's getting done.

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- I can feel it.
- Yeah, you've felt it before.

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- VINCE: Too many times.
- For all my past sins,

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I will deliver.

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I promise you,
I will deliver.

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00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:07,309
Hey, asshole, where's my car?
I gave you my ticket first.

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00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:10,687
- Paul Schneider's office?
- Right, right, left, left.

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- Is he expecting you?
- I doubt it.

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Excuse me.

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Excuse me, do you know
where Paul Schneider is?

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- Over there.
- Thank you. Paul Schneider!

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Show yourself!

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Where are you,
Paul Schneider?

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I'm sorry,
I'm Paul's assistant.

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Is there something
I can help you with?

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No, that's okay,
I'll help myself.

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- Schneider!
- What the hell is this?

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I tried to stop him.
I'm sorry.

238
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,684
SCHNEIDER: It's all right, Ryan.

239
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:51,520
Johnny Chase.
Looks like you read the paper.

240
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,940
I did. And I'm not leaving here
until you tell me why.

241
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,443
Look, I just call it
like I see it, Johnny, that's all.

242
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,528
You've had it in for me
ever since I got out here.

243
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,573
15 years... you never
gave me a good review, not once!

244
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,242
Did I try and fuck your wife
or something?

245
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:08,120
Johnny, it's not personal,
it's not.

246
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,830
I just... I just don't think
you're very good.

247
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,248
Well, you're wrong.

248
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:14,877
You... you sad little fat hack fuck,
you're wrong.

249
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:18,213
Well, then I guess every other review
I've read is wrong too.

250
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,382
Other reviews?

251
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,926
- They're bad?
- Sorry, John.

252
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:27,723
You know, maybe it's time
to think about another line of work.

253
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:31,393
You're still young...
relatively.

254
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,356
Turtle, there's no way
I can get this done today.

255
00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:38,692
Got way too many other jobs
and not enough manpower.

256
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,986
Come on, Rufus.
Look, this ain't even for me.

257
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,071
It's for Drama.
You know Drama.

258
00:13:43,198 --> 00:13:46,158
You know what a sad life
it's been for him. All right?

259
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,994
But tonight we're hoping
that all that sadness will go away.

260
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:51,830
That's a touching
fucking story, Turtle,

261
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:53,749
but I got no men.

262
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,042
(SIGHS)

263
00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,336
Daddy, L.C.
Isn't doing anything.

264
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,962
Baby, L.C.
Is eating lunch

265
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,549
and I don't go near L.C.
When he's eating lunch.

266
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,345
Come on, Rufus.
Please?

267
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,555
I'll bring him Mickey Ds
every day for a year.

268
00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:12,559
Dad, I'll ask him.
He's nice to me even when he's eating.

269
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,645
Rufus, please.

270
00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,814
Fine. Okay.

271
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,526
Kelly, thank you.

272
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:23,695
But he waits here
where I can see him.

273
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:26,615
Okay.

274
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,576
Joe, what are you
doing to me?

275
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:32,120
I'm not doing anything to you.
I'm just doing good business.

276
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,290
That's weird, because it feels like
you're taking a steel catheter

277
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,875
and shoving it
right up my cock!

278
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:40,337
Ari, we were two weeks away
from production on "Matterhorn"

279
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,090
when Colin broke his arm...
two weeks!

280
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:45,676
Do you know what a devastating day
that was for me?

281
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,970
Yeah, I do, Joe. We were playing golf
over at Sherwood.

282
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,096
I thought
you were gonna cry.

283
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:52,724
I wanted to make "Matterhorn"
since I first came to the town in 1976.

284
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,518
It was called
"Big Thunder Mountain" then.

285
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:57,187
That was before "Die Hard."
You know why I wanted to make it?

286
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,314
Simply because it had
monster potential.

287
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,650
It still has monster potential.
You know that.

288
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,945
- I do know that, Joe, I do.
- Good.

289
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,864
Then Vince makes
"Matterhorn" for me.

290
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,033
- I make "Medellin" for him.
- Joe...

291
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,620
he won't do that.

292
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,039
I mean, the kid's
got principles.

293
00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,499
But you
don't have any, Ari.

294
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,335
So make it happen,
quickly.

295
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:24,840
Joe.

296
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,136
Fucker.

297
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:38,729
- Where you going, Ari?
- Vince's.

298
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,522
- Making a house call?
- Yep.

299
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,525
Ooh, something is afoot.

300
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,277
(DOORBELL CHIMES)

301
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,612
- What's up, Ari?
- Where's Vince?

302
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,363
I wanna tell you both the news.

303
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,616
Right here, Ari.
Better be good news.

304
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:52,367
Do I ever
give you anything but?

305
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:54,745
- Who wants to make "Medellin"?
- Are you serious?

306
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,414
Not only that,
but I have this.

307
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:58,915
What's that?

308
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,336
I am so good, not only did I get you
your passion project,

309
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:05,339
but I got you
your next big hit too.

310
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,093
- "Matterhorn"?
- "Matterhorn." Boom!

311
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,054
Am I a fucking
magician or what?

312
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,889
Yeah, you made
a shitty project reappear.

313
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,725
Shitty? No, this is
a good project.

314
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,895
- We were never into it.
- I know, that's the thing.

315
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,105
The script has been
changed more times

316
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,690
than Andy Dick's
vibrator.

317
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,817
You will love it now,
Vince, trust me.

318
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,444
I'm not interested
in "Matterhorn," Ari.

319
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,279
Not even if I were to tell you
that Joe Roberts said

320
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:32,574
if you do "Matterhorn" for him,
he will do "Medellin" for you?

321
00:16:33,951 --> 00:16:35,827
- Really?
- Really.

322
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,954
- What's the catch?
- There is no catch.

323
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,373
Which one goes first?

324
00:16:41,292 --> 00:16:43,251
That's the catch.
No thank you, Ari.

325
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,754
- Vince...
- Ari, no no no.

326
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,464
Vince, Vince, Vince,

327
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,716
this is a good
goddamn project.

328
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:52,010
I've been saying this
to you since day one.

329
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,679
Why can't you
just be reasonable?

330
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,263
Why can't you be reasonable
and understand

331
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,431
that I don't care
if "Matterhorn"

332
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,017
is the best project
in the history of movies?

333
00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:02,479
I want "Medellin." I've wanted it
for two fucking years.

334
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,815
So until someone tells me
that that will never happen,

335
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,525
that is the only thing
I wanna do.

336
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:12,489
- It will never happen.
- What?

337
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,533
Not without you
doing "Matterhorn" first.

338
00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:15,992
Why not?

339
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:19,955
Joe Roberts has put in
an offer to buy "Medellin."

340
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,708
(SIGHS)

341
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:32,551
Wow. This guy L.C.
Did an amazing job.

342
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:35,470
- Car looks good as new.
- Again.

343
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,598
- Thank you very much, Kelly.
- No problem.

344
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:40,934
Hey, there's a sale
over at Undefeated this Saturday.

345
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,603
Kelly, go to the office.

346
00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,567
I was just trying to make
a little conversation, that's all.

347
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,235
Yeah, I would rather
you didn't.

348
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,701
I'm one of the good guys,
Rufus, all right?

349
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,161
You should know that.

350
00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,913
Okay, I'm loyal.
I work hard...

351
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,373
kinda.

352
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:05,876
And I respect
the father-daughter bond.

353
00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,669
That's why
I'm asking you...

354
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:09,755
it's more like
pleading with you...

355
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,758
all right, please, just give me
permission to take out your daughter.

356
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,427
I'll treat her good.
I'll pay for dinner and everything.

357
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,596
I'll even call you
every hour,

358
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,389
give you an update.

359
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,516
You could
even come, okay,

360
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,518
if it'll make you
feel better.

361
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,312
Come on, man,
what do you say?

362
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,524
I say I like your old-school
nature, Turtle.

363
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,276
Thank you.

364
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:33,695
You got my permission,

365
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,198
although I doubt
she'll say yes.

366
00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:37,741
We'll see.

367
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,202
Kelly!

368
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,206
What's going on?

369
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,625
This young man wants
to ask you something.

370
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,919
You want me to do this
right in front of you?

371
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,128
You might as well
get used to it.

372
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,338
(LAUGHS)

373
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,048
Okay.

374
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:57,719
All right...

375
00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,304
I will bet you,

376
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,056
that those shoes
come out next summer.

377
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:03,016
Yeah? What do you
want to bet?

378
00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:05,977
If I'm right,
you go out with me.

379
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,398
And if you're wrong?

380
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,234
I go out with you.

381
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,735
(LAUGHING)

382
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,113
(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)

383
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,496
I am so pissed.

384
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,832
It's Ari. Every time
we get involved with this guy...

385
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,834
It's not Ari.
It's this town.

386
00:19:28,918 --> 00:19:31,419
These people buy scripts they don't
even wanna make.

387
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,089
'Cause it's about control. The more
they own, the more they control.

388
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:37,300
- We cannot let them control us.
- Yeah, what can we do?

389
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,845
Tell you what:
We can buy the script ourselves.

390
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,012
(ERIC LAUGHS)

391
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,097
I'm serious.

392
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,099
- You want to buy "Medellin"?
- Yeah, why not?

393
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:46,184
Because as sick
as it is, Vince,

394
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,853
I think I have more
cash than you do.

395
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,354
Yeah, but I got
something else.

396
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,523
- What?
- This house.

397
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,608
You wanna sell the house
to buy this script?

398
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,112
It's too big anyway. And if Johnny's
show's a hit he'll be moving out.

399
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,363
You fucking crazy?

400
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:01,950
Maybe, but not crazy enough to let
anyone control me.

401
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,619
Come on, I know
this is the one.

402
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,288
So do you.
We'll be producers.

403
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:07,706
(CHUCKLES)

404
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,332
Wanna roll the dice?

405
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,960
It's always worked out
when we have.

406
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,420
Hasn't it?

407
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:16,089
$237,642.

408
00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:18,049
- What's that?
- Every penny I have in the world.

409
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:20,343
How do you know
that exact number?

410
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:21,803
'Cause I'm weird like that.
Whatever, I'm in.

411
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,014
That's a sweet gesture,
but I can't let you.

412
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,600
Fuck that. If we go down,
we're going down together.

413
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,393
- We're not going down.
- No, we're not.

414
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:29,811
(FOOTSTEPS)

415
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,187
What's up, Drama?

416
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:34,858
I got every paper in the country.

417
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:36,234
How's it looking?

418
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,195
It's a bloodbath, bro.

419
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,491
Better call Ari.

420
00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:45,911
You guys
still mad at me?

421
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,996
E: Don't talk, Ari,
just listen.

422
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,956
I don't wanna
hear your thoughts.

423
00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:53,043
I don't wanna hear your advice. I want
you to make what Vince wants happen.

424
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,130
What does Vince want?

425
00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:04,220
ARl: Come on, you don't like "Medellin,"
he doesn't like "Matterhorn."

426
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,598
Let's just go our
separate ways, come on.

427
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:08,767
Are you saying
Vince is gonna try to outbid me?

428
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,769
Did you tell this kid how much
fucking money I have?

429
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,146
He doesn't care.
He's fucking crazy.

430
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,689
You're right,
he is fucking crazy.

431
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:16,983
So where does
that leave us?

432
00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:20,528
I'm not sure.

433
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:22,822
I have to decide
how crazy I am.

434
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:24,574
- Joe?
- I'll get back to you, Ari.

435
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:25,659
Joe.

436
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:26,868
(PHONE CLICKS)

437
00:21:28,579 --> 00:21:30,622
DRAMA: "Johnny Chase walks
around Hewlett Harbor

438
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,458
with the same vacant eyes
that manned the decks of the Gokstad

439
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,211
in the short-lived, highly glorified
'Viking Quest."'

440
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,296
They're hitting
my past now too.

441
00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,632
You can't do this
to yourself, Johnny.

442
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,342
I'm not doing it
to me, Vince.

443
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,552
The universe is
doing it to me.

444
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,638
That "The Post"?

445
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:47,681
Yeah.

446
00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:49,057
What does it say?

447
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,226
Fuck this stuff,
Drama.

448
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:53,311
Not my
hometown paper.

449
00:21:53,396 --> 00:21:55,772
- Johnny.
- No wonder Mom hasn't called me today.

450
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,399
What does it say?

451
00:21:57,483 --> 00:21:58,566
Here.
I can't read it.

452
00:21:58,734 --> 00:21:59,734
Just tell me, E.

453
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,323
The reviewer says he took one star off
his review the minute you came on.

454
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,411
How many stars are left?

455
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:10,996
None.

456
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:13,540
That's great.

457
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,042
I get zero stars
in my hometown paper.

458
00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,252
Johnny.

459
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,837
Nah, there's nothing
you can say, bro.

460
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:21,756
You don't know what it's like.
And I'm a realist.

461
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,135
I knew the show had very little chance.
None of 'em do.

462
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:28,680
But I thought
I did good on this one.

463
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:31,266
And I tried so hard.

464
00:22:32,935 --> 00:22:35,478
And I thought they'd see that,
but they didn't.

465
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:37,022
(HORN HONKING)

466
00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:38,356
- What the hell is that?
- It's Turtle.

467
00:22:38,441 --> 00:22:40,275
He's got something
that'll cheer you up.

468
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:41,443
A gun?

469
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:44,112
Come on, Drama,
you're gonna love this, I swear.

470
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,577
- DRAMA: Holy shit.
- E: Wow.

471
00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:52,037
Looks good.

472
00:22:52,121 --> 00:22:54,372
- Yeah? How's this look?
- What's that?

473
00:22:54,457 --> 00:22:56,374
TURTLE: The phone number of
the girl of my dreams.

474
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,334
I can't wait till you guys meet her.
She's amazing.

475
00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:01,713
- She's like me with tits.
- Yeah, it sounds amazing.

476
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,758
So? What
do you think?

477
00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,552
I can't believe
you guys did this.

478
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,512
It's only 'cause
we love you, Drama.

479
00:23:10,264 --> 00:23:12,724
Here come
the waterworks.

480
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,018
You know, I've been wanting
to fix this baby up

481
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,604
ever since
I got out here,

482
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,647
but I never
could afford it.

483
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,026
This car
sums up my life

484
00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:25,153
and my career
in a nutshell.

485
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,363
- Johnny...
- Nah, for real, bro.

486
00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:30,825
It's a symbol
of my failures.

487
00:23:31,077 --> 00:23:34,079
And now with another one on my hands,
again I needed my baby brother

488
00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,915
to do for me what I could not
do for myself.

489
00:23:36,999 --> 00:23:38,166
Johnny, stop.

490
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:41,294
I do
appreciate it, guys.

491
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:44,005
- Drama.
- Come on, wait.

492
00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:46,883
Where you
going, Johnny?

493
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:49,677
Wherever the road
takes me, Bro.

494
00:23:57,353 --> 00:23:59,979
Nobody went up there
and told you nothin'.

495
00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,857
It's not the same anymore.
It's different now.

496
00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:05,110
It ain't just
happening over there

497
00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:06,528
and it ain't just
happenin' over there.

498
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,571
It's happenin' here.
It's happenin' everywhere...

499
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,865
- What do you think?
- It's even better live.

500
00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,326
- Shh!
- Fuck reviews.

501
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,661
Oh, fuck 'em.

502
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,205
Not in my town.

503
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:21,000
Not in any of
my five towns.

504
00:24:21,919 --> 00:24:23,711
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

505
00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,175
Try Johnny again,
Turtle.

506
00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:30,301
(PHONE RINGS)

507
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:31,511
That's probably him.

508
00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:33,596
It's Ari.

509
00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:37,016
Whaddaya got,
Ari?

510
00:24:37,101 --> 00:24:39,310
I got Joe Roberts.
He's calling for Vinny.

511
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,187
Joe Roberts
wants to talk to you.

512
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:42,730
About what?

513
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:45,567
- Hey, Joe.
- Vince.

514
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:48,486
- Yeah.
- I was a PA on "Apocalypse Now."

515
00:24:49,738 --> 00:24:51,906
I watched Francis
almost kill himself

516
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:55,076
to get that movie made.
I watched him go bankrupt.

517
00:24:55,452 --> 00:24:56,953
I watched him
go mad, nearly.

518
00:24:57,705 --> 00:25:01,332
And I idolized him for it. I never
had the passion.

519
00:25:01,417 --> 00:25:03,501
For me, it was
always about the score.

520
00:25:03,961 --> 00:25:06,754
You seem to have
that passion, Vince.

521
00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:09,924
But if you really don't have it,
or if you can lose it, do.

522
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,342
Don't kill yourself.

523
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,761
At the end of the day,
it's only a movie.

524
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:16,014
Good luck, Vince.

525
00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:17,140
(PHONE CLICKS)

526
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:18,308
Hey, Vince.

527
00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:21,227
Ari, I didn't
totally follow that.

528
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:24,272
The movie is yours.
You got it for $5,000,000.

529
00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,858
The studio is into it for more
than twice that,

530
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:28,193
but they're
gonna settle.

531
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:31,905
Congratulations. You're the proud owner
of 150 pieces of paper!

532
00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:34,824
- Yeah, Daddy!
- Thank you, Ari.

533
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:36,367
So what's next?

534
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:40,163
Next, you come in and you sign those
agency papers. Right, big boy?

535
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:42,123
Yes. Right, Ari.

536
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,542
And then we
go figure out where

537
00:25:44,627 --> 00:25:47,253
to get the other 70 or so million
dollars to make this movie.

538
00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:48,671
Eh, it's gonna
be easy.

539
00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:51,883
(LAUGHS) I don't doubt it, Vinny.
Good night.

540
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:57,138
We got it.

541
00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:59,098
E: Congrats, buddy.

542
00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,059
Now that it's real,
are you sure?

543
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,728
100%. I mean,
how hard can it be to produce?

544
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,148
This shoulda been
a great night.

545
00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:09,025
Try Johnny again,
Turtle.

546
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:14,989
(BEEPING)

547
00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,341
(WIND WHISTLING)

548
00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:37,220
(MUSICAL BEEPS)

549
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:40,431
(GROANING)

550
00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,647
- Yeah.
- VINCE: Jesus, Johnny,

551
00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,732
where the fuck have you been?
I've been calling you all night.

552
00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:52,360
This is not appropriate behavior
for a guy your age.

553
00:26:52,653 --> 00:26:54,821
Sorry, bro, I just needed
a little radio silence.

554
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:57,365
We all have fucking problems,
but what now?

555
00:26:57,533 --> 00:26:59,367
I'm not getting
breakfast again this morning?

556
00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,245
I'll make breakfast
for you, bro.

557
00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:05,206
- Can you wait a little bit?
- What's "a little bit"?

558
00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:08,876
Uh, maybe
eight hours or so?

559
00:27:09,044 --> 00:27:11,546
Johnny, listen, if I have to get Turtle
cooking lessons

560
00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,132
because you're not feeling up for it
anymore, I'm gonna need to know.

561
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:15,508
No, I'm there
for you, bro.

562
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:19,554
Because I would be shocked
if the star of a major TV show

563
00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:22,056
decides he still wants
to cook his little brother's breakfast.

564
00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,809
- Ha ha!
- What are you talking about, Vince?

565
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:26,227
Tell him, Lloyd.

566
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,229
It's a hit, Johnny Drama,
it's a hit!

567
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:31,399
16,000,000
viewers.

568
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,485
Tops in the coveted
18-to-49 demo,

569
00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,070
built from
your lead in.

570
00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:37,697
Don't fuck
with me, Lloyd.

571
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,699
I am not fucking
with you, Drama.

572
00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:41,367
What about
the reviews?

573
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:44,454
Fuck the reviews!
The people have spoken,

574
00:27:44,538 --> 00:27:47,874
and you, Johnny "Drama" Chase,
are on a hit TV show!

575
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,668
- MEN: Congratulations! Way to go!
- Holy fuck.

576
00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:53,546
- Get your ass back. We're hungry!
- I want pancakes!

577
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:55,798
All right, I'll be there
as soon as I can.

578
00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:56,924
Congratulations,
Johnny!

579
00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:59,927
- Love you, big brother.
- Get back soon. We love you.

580
00:28:00,137 --> 00:28:01,596
I love you guys too.

581
00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,098
(SIGHS)

582
00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,026
Thank you, God.

583
00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,612
(SHOUTS) Victory!

584
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,614
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)