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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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- (PHONE RINGING)
- Oh, it's Ari again.

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All right, how about I take this?

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- Wanna take that? Okay.
- Yeah. Thank you.

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Can't you wait for a callback?

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As the French might say,
no, I fucking cannot.

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You know why, Eric?

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It's because I have
a box of rare truffles

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sitting on my desk...
a gift from Harvey.

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- Do you know why?
- I can guess.

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It's because you sold him on a movie

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you're in no position to sell.

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Now he thinks we're all
traveling to Cannes together.

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Don't worry about it, Ari.
It's not your problem.

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Not my problem?

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Did you know that Harvey
was a marine, Eric?

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A middle-class Jew
who grew up with everything,

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yet he chose to join the marines.

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- Do you know why?
- No. Why?

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It's because, and I quote,

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he "wanted to know
what it felt like to kill someone."

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- (HARRUMPHS)
- He will now kill me

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when I tell him what you did.

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I set a dinner.
I'm telling him tonight, so relax.

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- You're gonna tell him in person?
- That's right.

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What I wouldn't pay to see that.

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Well, save your money for Botox, Ari.

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All that negativity's
starting to take its toll.

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Call waiting. Later, loser.

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Lloyd, I see dead people. Why?

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I don't know, but M. Night just
called to say he doesn't see you.

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Well, I'm at the cemetery
just like he said.

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Remind me again why I put up with this shit.

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Because his movies
have grossed almost $2 billion

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and because you're scared of him.

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Thank you, Lloyd, but I fear nothing.

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Argh! (CHUCKLES)

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A little jumpy, Ari?

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We're in a cemetery, Night.
Even for you this is bizarre.

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Don't be an ass.
I'm shooting an Amex commercial.

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Oh, great.
And you want me to star in it.

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That's why you've summoned me
to the valley.

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No, I finished a new draft
of the screenplay

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- and I don't trust messengers.
- Wow. You're, like,

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six weeks ahead of schedule.
Are you gonna put yourself in it?

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- I'm gonna improv a little something.
- Indians and improv...

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No greater match.

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You're gonna read it tonight.

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- Of course I will.
- Don't tell me you will if you won't.

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My night, M. Night,
will be dedicated to nothing

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but enjoying your latest creation.

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I'm gonna drive by
your office in the morning,

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I'm gonna pick it up
and I'm gonna quiz ya.

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- As always.
- Bye, Ari.

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See you, Night.

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Ari, you've got the missus' best
friend's dinner tonight.

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Oh, fuck. Look at this thing.

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It's, like, 200 pages.
Find me a flashlight.

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I'm gonna have to
read this at the table.

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Why do we have to
bring this guy out with us, Johnny?

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'Cause he's the mayor
of Beverly Hills.

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And why do you care
if you don't live in Beverly Hills?

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I care because the mayor
could use his political clout

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to annex my condo in.

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How would you like to see this
place rocking a 90210 zip code?

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You're 40 feet from the border now.
What's gonna change?

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It's like asking what changes between
North and South Korean borders.

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- Yeah, that's a good analogy.
- Turtle, come here.

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Look out that window.

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You see that brand new fire station
out there? That's Beverly Hills.

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Do you know, if they were to
look in here and see me burning,

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they couldn't do anything about it?
I would have to wait hours

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for L.A. County to come and save me.

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I don't want to wait, Vin.
I want to be saved.

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You are beyond saving, Drama.

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Vince can save me.

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- How?
- The guy just wants

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to roll with the big-time celebrity
for the evening, have a good time.

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But you're a big-time celeb, Johnny.
Why do I have to go?

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Well, apparently,
he doesn't watch TV.

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- (CHUCKLES)
- Look...

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The annexation vote is on Wednesday.

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He knows what I want
and alluded to the fact

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that one hand washes the other.

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I need my hands washed, baby bro,

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and you are the soap.

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It's Thursday night, Vince.
Fuck his hands.

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Shut up, Turtle.

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- Is he a good guy, Johnny?
- He's a great guy.

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We puff stogies
at the Havana Room all the time.

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- Okay, we'll bring him out.
- Yes!

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Bring who out where?

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We're rolling with the mayor
of Beverly Hills, E.

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- Too bad you gotta Miss it.
- Oh yeah, too bad.

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- Harvey should be fun, though.
- Shut up, Turtle.

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I don't know why you can't just
tell Harvey on the phone, E.

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(YELLING)
Maybe he wants to feel Harvey's spit

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when he launches it at him again!

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No, I just want to be a man
and own up face to face.

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You know what? E went out on his own

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against the family on this.
He may have to take a little spit.

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Thanks, Vince.

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A little scared of Harvey, huh?

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I'm not afraid of Harvey.

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Because I will go with you
if you ask nicely.

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- The mayor, Vince.
- I don't want you to go.

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I got myself into this,
I can get myself out of it.

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That's the spirit, kid.

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And I'm not afraid
of Harvey, all right?

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I'm trying to be professional
and courteous by doing this,

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but I'm not gonna sit there
while he yells in my face again.

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- You're gonna fight Harvey?
- No, don't fight Harvey, E.

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- Harvey's big, E.
- Yeah, E,

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I think Harvey can definitely take you.

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(CHUCKLES) You used to think
you could take me, Turtle.

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- You wanna go?
- Ha, I would fuckin'...

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(ALL YELLING, LAUGHING)

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I'm simply asking you

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not to dilly-dally, that's all.

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And I am not gonna
rush through dinner.

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This is my best friend's engagement.

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Come on, she's been
married twice before.

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I'm sure we'll get another run at this.

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I already stood in the driveway
waiting for you, Ari.

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Just chew fast and don't order
an appetizer or a dessert.

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Give me a break.

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- Hi.
- Oh, Joyce, you look beautiful.

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- Thank you. You too, muffin.
- I'm so excited.

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Perfect timing. Ron's at the bar
and we thought we'd get

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a before-dinner drink.
What do you say?

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No.

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- No?
- No, we're starving.

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So grab your man
and let's get this thing rolling.

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He's kidding.
We would love to have a drink...

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Or two.

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(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)

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Slow down, Turtle.
It's the French country on the right.

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VINCE: Wow, nice house.

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He is the mayor of Beverly Hills, bro.

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- (WHISTLES)
- Pull over there, Turtle.

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- (HONKS)
- What are you doing?

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Letting the mayor know we're here.

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You don't honk, you Neanderthal.

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You ring the bell like an upstanding
Beverly Hills citizen would do.

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Too late.

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Hey.

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Don't forget your corsage. (CHUCKLES)

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Mayor Laurie.

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John Chase,
is that Vinnie Chase I see in that car?

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- Hi. How are you?
- I'm Turtle.

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Oh, Vinnie, I am a big fan... Big big fan.

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My kids... They're just
obsessed with Aquaman.

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My daughter cried
when they replaced you in the sequel,

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said she will not see it
no matter how good it is.

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- Tell her "thank you."
- I will. I will.

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- Ready to go now?
- Yeah yeah.

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Uh... Gotta grab a jacket first.

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Walk with me, John.

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Yeah, this guy's
gonna fit right in with us.

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Oh, I really appreciate this.

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My wife's been gone
for over a year now

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and I've been really lonely.

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Hey, what are friends for?

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Yeah, but I think
I'm gonna take my own car.

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Are you sure you don't want to
have Turtle chauffeur?

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Then we can get hammered
and have a really good night.

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You know what would
make it a really great night, John?

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It's if that movie star
brother of yours

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could help provide me some comfort

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of a foxy young thing
I don't have to pay for.

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He can do that.

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You...

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(PEOPLE CONVERSING, LAUGHING)

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(EXHALES)

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Hi. How are you?
I'm here to meet Harvey...

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- Mr. Murphy?
- Yes.

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- Right this way.
- Thank you.

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(EXHALES)

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- How are you, Eric?
- Hey, how are you, Harvey?

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Good good. Great great.

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I'm great. Sit sit.

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- Try that wine.
- Okay.

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It's good.

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Good? That's a '53 Margaux.

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It's 3,300 bucks a bottle.

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I only drink it
on celebratory occasions.

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This being one, I ordered two bottles.

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Let's celebrate.

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- Listen, Harvey...
- Oh, would you look at this?

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See that little cunt?

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That prick stole
my V.P. Of production.

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He's lucky I don't go over there

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and crack this
fucking bottle over his head.

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I'm not gonna do that, though.

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My doctor says
I can't do that anymore

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'cause my blood pressure's
off the charts.

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(SIGHS DEEPLY)

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So, you and me, E... stress-free dinner.

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- To "Medellin."
- "Medellin."

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I've never been
so embarrassed in my life.

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What? Listen, what's so bad?

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Uh, you got the check
before we got our entrees.

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- At least I paid, right?
- You are such an asshole.

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That may be, but I'm an asshole

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that's gonna be home at 9:30,
ready to read.

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You know what?
Let's get an early start on this.

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Grab my briefcase, you read to me.

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Screw you.

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Come on, baby, be a team player.

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If Night pulls another
half-billion-dollar grosser

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out of his hat,
I'll get you some diamonds.

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- The briefcase isn't here.
- What do you mean?

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Just what I said. Are you sure
you didn't leave it in the office?

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(TIRES SCREECH)

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What, you don't believe me?

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(HORNS HONKING)

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Jesus Christ,
the valet probably stole it.

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- Don't be racist.
- Valets steal shit, all right?

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Just because they're mostly
Hispanic doesn't make me a racist.

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You know what happens
if this gets out?

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If someone puts Night's new ending
on the Internet, my life is over!

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Nobody's gonna know you did it.

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Yes, they will,
because Night, that little sick fuck,

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printed my name
on every fucking page!

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So maybe the valets
put it in the trunk.

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It's gone. Not fucking here.

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They fucking stole it.
The motherfuckers stole it.

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Wh... Did they replace it with this?

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- What the fuck is that?
- You tell me, freak.

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I have no idea!

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Well, there's a whole bag.

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The seats aren't as dark
as they're supposed to be.

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What?

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- They gave us the wrong car.
- Shut up.

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Get in there.
What, are you fucking blind?

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You're the one who
drove it home, schmuck.

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Why would I buy a black cock?

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(TIRES SCREECH)

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Where the fuck are our salads?

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Hey, pal, pal.

241
00:10:47,105 --> 00:10:49,356
How long we gotta wait
for a lousy iceberg wedge?

242
00:10:49,441 --> 00:10:50,899
You slice the fucking thing,
you put it on a plate

243
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,359
and you bring it over here.

244
00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,322
Anyway, E, what was I talking about?

245
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,782
You were saying that you were, uh...

246
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,285
You were pissed off at us after
we fucked you over at Sundance.

247
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,329
Oh, yeah yeah. Oh, I was raging.

248
00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:06,081
Sure, you little pricks
let me call a press-conference

249
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,125
to announce I'm in business with you
and then you bail on me?

250
00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,211
I know. That was...
That was a big mistake, Harvey.

251
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,505
It's a mistake?

252
00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:16,425
That was some mistake. Don't you ever

253
00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,927
make a mistake like that
with me again,

254
00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:21,722
because next time
I'm not gonna be so kind.

255
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,766
I'll kill people.

256
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,934
You mind if I use
the bathroom, Harvey?

257
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:29,104
Sure, go ahead. Oh oh, hey, E, E,

258
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,690
on your way over there
walk by that cunt's table

259
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,609
and give him
a little elbow in the head.

260
00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:36,278
If you feel like it.

261
00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:46,038
How am I gonna get this guy laid,
Johnny, seriously?

262
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,414
Tell girls

263
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,541
that if they fuck him,
you'll fuck 'em after.

264
00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:51,543
(CHUCKLES) That sounds like
like a good deal for Vince.

265
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,545
- He'd be lying.
- (CROWD CLAMORING)

266
00:11:53,671 --> 00:11:57,216
- Oh, Jesus.
- VINCE: How did he beat us here?

267
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:02,012
(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

268
00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,727
- Hey, what's up, Vince?
- (PHONE RINGS)

269
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:10,521
Hey, E.

270
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,523
- How is it going over there?
- It's not.

271
00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,233
This guy's nuts.
He's teetering on the edge.

272
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,151
Did he yell at you?

273
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,153
No, he didn't yell at me
'cause I didn't tell him yet.

274
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,613
I thought you said
you weren't afraid of Harvey.

275
00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:21,990
I'm not scared of him, but it wouldn't
be good for anybody if I end up

276
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,242
rolling around in the parking lot

277
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:24,701
with one of the most
powerful men in Hollywood.

278
00:12:24,786 --> 00:12:25,869
So what do you want me to do?

279
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,079
I want you to come down here.

280
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,164
- I'm with the mayor, E.
- Fuck the mayor, Vince.

281
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,083
Harvey's not gonna make
the same kind of scene if you're here.

282
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:35,170
Swallow your pride and admit
you're afraid of him and I'm there.

283
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,423
Look, I'm not scared of Harvey.

284
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,966
How long you think you can keep me

285
00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,592
waiting at the table
without me getting antsy?

286
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,678
Sorry about that, Harvey.
I'm actually talking to Vince.

287
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,179
(YELLS)

288
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,265
Hey, Vince. How the fuck are you?

289
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:48,308
- Hey, Harvey.
- Where are you, pal?

290
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,936
I just walked into a place
called Winston's.

291
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,897
I love Winston's! We'll come over
there for a celebratory toast.

292
00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,774
- Okay.
- Walk the other way, David,

293
00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:58,277
or I'll pull out your fucking
eyeballs. Yeah, we'll see you soon.

294
00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:00,362
- See you.
- Come on, eat.

295
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,826
Vince, Nel really likes
this one over here.

296
00:13:06,536 --> 00:13:07,744
Can you go talk to her?

297
00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:16,503
It's a black L.S. Hybrid,

298
00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:18,922
so don't be afraid
to step on the gas and get it up here.

299
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,008
This is a black L.S.

300
00:13:21,092 --> 00:13:23,385
That's the wrong black L.S.,
obviously.

301
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,220
(SPEAKS SPANISH)

302
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,889
Okay, is there a manager?

303
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,894
- (SPANISH ACCENT) I am the manager.
- An English-speaking manager.

304
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,521
- I speak English.
- First-language English-speaking...

305
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,315
It's okay. You switched cars on us.

306
00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,985
- Oh shit, that's not your car?
- No.

307
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,029
Because the guy
who just left in the same car

308
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:43,447
accused us of stealing his glasses.

309
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,200
Here they are.
Wrongfully accused again.

310
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:47,910
So he's gone?

311
00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:50,662
Yes, but I'm sure he's gonna come
back as soon as he realizes.

312
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:52,122
I don't have time to wait for that.

313
00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,082
I have something
I need to get out of the car tonight.

314
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,250
There's nothing
you can do about that.

315
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,252
There's always something
that can be done, baby.

316
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,172
Sometimes you just have to
think really really hard.

317
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,965
So everybody think.

318
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,762
Anyone got something?
You got something?

319
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,846
No, Ari.

320
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,682
You could always go to his house
and hope that he's home.

321
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,559
- What, you know where he lives?
- No,

322
00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:14,478
but has it ever
occurred to you rich people

323
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,104
that when you are
enjoying a nice dinner,

324
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:18,899
we have your keys
and your fancy navigation system

325
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,609
to lead us straight
to your empty house?

326
00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,820
I like your style, pal.

327
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,453
- FEMALE VOICE: Setting home...
- Oxnard... How far is that?

328
00:14:31,788 --> 00:14:33,330
About 50 miles.

329
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,999
Uh, you're taking me home first.

330
00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:38,502
Thank you, sir.

331
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:41,129
...5532.

332
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,758
Cool. So I'll call you at, like, 2:00?

333
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:47,803
Make it 2:30. The boys and I
usually grab a bite late-night.

334
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:48,971
Okay.

335
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,599
I thought we were supposed to be
pulling for the mayor,

336
00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:53,725
not ourselves.

337
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,727
- I'm just not a good wrangler.
- Yeah, well, I am,

338
00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:58,021
and I've been wasting my skills
on Drama's cause.

339
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,399
You're telling me you'd be pulling
if it was for your cause?

340
00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:04,069
Of course I would be.
What kind of question is that?

341
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,530
Fellas, guess who's into politics.

342
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,824
- This is Aneeka.
- Anika.

343
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,410
Anika. Anika, the boys.

344
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,745
- Hello, boys.
- Anika's from Prague.

345
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:16,623
I told her a little about our man
and she was very impressed.

346
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:19,042
Gotta love the Eastern Block.

347
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,711
Back in a flash.

348
00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:27,050
Nel, say hello to Anika.

349
00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:31,013
Anika, the one and only
mayor of Beverly Hills, Nel Laurie.

350
00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,640
Johnny has told me
of your dedication to the city

351
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:36,435
and of your kindness.
It is so nice to meet you.

352
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,813
You too, you too.
Would you like to sit?

353
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,857
Yes, I would love to.

354
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,364
My God, you have gorgeous feet.

355
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,410
How about that?

356
00:15:54,579 --> 00:15:55,704
How about this?

357
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,042
He looks like a P.O.W.

358
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,723
(EXHALES)

359
00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,729
- (DOG BARKING)
- WOMAN: Who is it?

360
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,440
Hi, my name is Ari Gold.
I think you have my car.

361
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,026
What? What are you talking about?

362
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,319
Uh, would you open the door?

363
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,196
No. And I have a dog.

364
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,990
That's great.
I think you also have my car.

365
00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,076
Do you drive a black Lexus?

366
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,161
My husband does.

367
00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:38,830
Well, I think the valet
gave him the wrong car,

368
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:40,540
'cause I'm driving his.

369
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,917
Valet? What valet?

370
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,211
The valet at Morton's tonight.

371
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,131
Morton's in L.A?

372
00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,675
- Yeah.
- What was my husband doing

373
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,386
- at Morton's in L.A. Tonight?
- Uh...

374
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,144
What the fuck were you doing

375
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:02,938
- at Morton's tonight?
- What?

376
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,691
- The valet switched our cars.
- What?

377
00:17:05,775 --> 00:17:06,983
Answer me,
who the fuck were you with?

378
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,193
What?

379
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,237
See, that's my briefcase.
Thank you, God.

380
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:12,989
- Answer me, you piece of shit!
- What?

381
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,367
Listen, here are your keys.
Can I get mine?

382
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,578
I am fucking waiting
for a fucking answer!

383
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,706
Deny till you die, pal.

384
00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,795
I tell you what:
Just admit that you're scared of him

385
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,296
and I'll apologize for you.

386
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,548
I don't need you to apologize,

387
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,174
I just want you to be here
when it goes down.

388
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:32,926
I'm right here.
What are you waiting for?

389
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,720
The right moment.

390
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:38,181
Am I the Chuck Woolery
of Winston's or what?

391
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,850
TURTLE:
Yeah, only minus the good looks

392
00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,727
the tan and the Botany 500 suit.

393
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,645
I got one of those suits, bro.

394
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,189
- Yo, Vince.
- Yo, Ray.

395
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,234
- Man, this is delicate.
- What's that?

396
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,819
You know your boy you came in with?

397
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,070
Yeah, what about him?

398
00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,947
Well, he's about to
suck face with a tranny.

399
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,323
What? Come on.

400
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,868
That's no tranny, Ray. That's Anika.

401
00:17:57,952 --> 00:18:00,120
Anika's got a biggest stump
than you do, Drama.

402
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,999
Jesus, if Drama knew that,
he would have kept her for himself.

403
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,959
- Ray, are you sure?
- Trust me.

404
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,919
The only reason that
we let that he-she in here

405
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,963
is because she goes on Howard Stern
all the time

406
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:12,174
and we don't need the bad ink.
I'm sorry, bro.

407
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,384
- Come on.
- I can't believe it.

408
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,011
Believe it, Drama.

409
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,472
- Thanks, man. I appreciate it.
- No doubt, man.

410
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:22,267
- What do we do?
- I ain't saying shit.

411
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,853
Nobody's saying nothing
until I'm 90210.

412
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:26,855
Johnny, he'll find out eventually

413
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:30,066
and then you'd better pray he's not
your mayor. Do the right thing.

414
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:33,528
- Fine, I'll tell him.
- E?

415
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,033
- I'm going.
- Couple of shots first to relax?

416
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,202
ALL: Definitely.

417
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,168
(CAR HORN HONKS)

418
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:53,381
(PHONE RINGS)

419
00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,800
Yeah, Lloyd.

420
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,760
Just wanna make sure
you're up and reading.

421
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:59,137
Well, I'm up
and I am not fucking reading.

422
00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,639
God, you're even angry in the evening.

423
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,058
- Fuck off, Lloyd.
- Good night, Ari.

424
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:04,726
- Lloyd?
- Yes, Ari.

425
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,395
Talk to me while I drive
so I don't fall asleep.

426
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,231
- Okay, Ari.
- (SIREN WAILING)

427
00:19:09,315 --> 00:19:10,816
Oh, fuck.

428
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,527
- What?
- I'm getting pulled over.

429
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,654
- How fast are you going?
- About 140.

430
00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,448
- That's not good.
- No.

431
00:19:23,037 --> 00:19:24,246
Cheers.

432
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,750
I'm going in.

433
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:32,003
And E, why aren't your feet moving?

434
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,797
All right, I'm scared.

435
00:19:33,881 --> 00:19:35,423
Ha ha ha! Pussy.

436
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,509
Come on. I'll talk to him.

437
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:39,386
I'll stand right next to you.

438
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:42,097
Yeah, I'll be hanging back, having fun.

439
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,057
Hi.

440
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,602
Or not.

441
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:50,105
Can I get you something?

442
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,065
- Hey, Johnny.
- Hey...

443
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,569
Anika, would you
excuse us for a second?

444
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,445
Um, yeah, sure.

445
00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:01,241
Well, you'd better hurry back
or I'm gonna come chasin'.

446
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,577
I will.

447
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:06,580
(SIGHS)

448
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,331
Hey, John, what's happening?

449
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,169
- It's about Anika.
- Yeah?

450
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,839
You know, we didn't even
need Vinnie's intro, huh?

451
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,465
Thank you.

452
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,136
I tell you, she is one doll.

453
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,389
Yeah, well, according to some,

454
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,683
- That Barbie might be a Ken.
- Eh?

455
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:29,311
- She might have balls, Your Honor.
- What?

456
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,438
She's a he, a transformer,

457
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,315
a hermaphrodite,
something that just ain't right.

458
00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,817
Oh, I don't believe that. Look at her.

459
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,485
She's beautiful.

460
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,741
I got only reasons to lie to you, Nel,
but it's true.

461
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,493
I'm sorry.

462
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,828
I am too.

463
00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:49,789
I appreciate your honesty...

464
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:56,129
And...

465
00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,757
I would appreciate
your posse's discretion

466
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:01,092
'cause I don't care
what she's got under that dress.

467
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,594
- No?
- No.

468
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,263
We have a connection. She gets me.

469
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,684
Hey, babe, you ready
to get out of here?

470
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,019
Okay.

471
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,938
I got a blue Mercedes,
tinted windows.

472
00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,190
- See you out there in 10 minutes.
- Okay.

473
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,942
(LAUGHS)

474
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:18,777
Okay.

475
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:21,071
Nel, what about my annexation?

476
00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:23,782
Looking good.

477
00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:25,533
- Eh?
- (LAUGHS)

478
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,702
Sweet.

479
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:29,829
- Ah!
- Harvey.

480
00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:32,332
Ha ha ha! I love you.

481
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:33,708
Sit down.

482
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,462
So, so, what's on your mind, Vince?

483
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,381
Well, Harvey, it's about "Medellin."

484
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,132
- What about it?
- We...

485
00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:42,926
- Vodka, splash of cranberry.
- I ordered tonic.

486
00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:44,803
No, you didn't.
You ordered cranberry.

487
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:47,305
Why would I order cranberry
if I don't drink cranberry?

488
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:48,473
I don't know, but you did.

489
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:50,350
You believe this fucking guy?

490
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,811
- (LAUGHING)
- I'll get you your tonic.

491
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,813
No no no, don't get me tonic.

492
00:21:54,897 --> 00:21:57,065
- Tell me I didn't order cranberry.
- But you did.

493
00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,650
Are you out of your fucking mind?

494
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,486
- Just get the tonic, guy.
- No no no, guy,

495
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,738
- No, guy, don't go anywhere.
- I'm going to the bathroom.

496
00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,574
Whoa whoa whoa, Vince,
what are you doing?

497
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,244
I'm not telling him.
He's out of his mind.

498
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,913
You know what? I'll do it.

499
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,667
- Harvey, look...
- No no,

500
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,670
you look me in the fucking
face and you tell me why,

501
00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,755
after 50 years of life

502
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:23,717
and never having even
sipped cranberry juice,

503
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:26,011
for some reason I come in here

504
00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:27,595
and I order cranberry juice.

505
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,973
Can you answer that,
you fucking scumbag?!

506
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,100
No, I can't, but you did.

507
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,394
- Harvey.
- I'm gonna fucking kill him!

508
00:22:34,478 --> 00:22:36,688
- Take it easy, sir.
- Don't tell me to take it easy.

509
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:39,190
You know who the fuck I am?
I was rolling my bones

510
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:40,942
when you were sucking
your mother's tittie.

511
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:43,445
- Let's leave my mother out of this.
- Fuck you and fuck him!

512
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,114
All right, pal,
you're out of here. Come on!

513
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:48,366
Get your fucking hands off me!

514
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,286
So you let Vince
do your dirty work, huh, E?

515
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,871
No, he couldn't do it.

516
00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,664
Hey, E had it in him after all.

517
00:22:54,790 --> 00:22:56,875
No, I didn't get a chance to either,
but I'll try tomorrow.

518
00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:59,169
Tomorrow? What?

519
00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,796
You weak weak man. Hey, Harvey...

520
00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:04,758
We're not selling you the movie.

521
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:06,968
Sorry, bro. We're gonna put
it on the open market at Cannes.

522
00:23:07,053 --> 00:23:08,762
You're gonna have to be
like everyone else.

523
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,972
I'll eat you alive!

524
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,975
I'll eat you alive and
crap you out of my tuchus

525
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,935
and flush you down the toilet!

526
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,229
You'll never work again, never,

527
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:20,356
you understand me?
Your career is over!

528
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,192
It's over!

529
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,278
He was talking about E, not me, right?

530
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,033
Morning, Ari.

531
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:34,079
Done. Night in the office?

532
00:23:34,163 --> 00:23:36,122
- Yes, Ari. He just got here.
- Perfect timing.

533
00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:37,749
Are you wearing
the same suit as yesterday?

534
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,250
Spent the night in jail.

535
00:23:39,335 --> 00:23:41,002
Oh my God, Ari. Why didn't you call me?

536
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,462
'Cause you get one call
and I wanted to use it

537
00:23:42,546 --> 00:23:44,881
on someone I like to have sex with.
Night, genius.

538
00:23:44,965 --> 00:23:47,300
Best script yet. Ask me anything.

539
00:23:49,053 --> 00:23:50,804
How could you possibly
like that third act?

540
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,223
Are you kidding?
The twist with the dove? I loved it.

541
00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:55,016
- It was perfect.
- No, it's fucked.

542
00:23:55,309 --> 00:23:57,227
What you read is totally fucked.

543
00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:58,812
I tried to call you last night.
I didn't have your cell.

544
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,606
- I don't understand.
- After you left, it hit me...

545
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:04,192
The whole third act's a mess, man.
It's a mess.

546
00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:07,195
I changed it. It really works now.

547
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,030
Oh.

548
00:24:09,698 --> 00:24:10,949
Here, read it.

549
00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,244
I'll wait.

550
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,080
Start from the top
so you get the flow.

551
00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:32,387
Morning, fellas.

552
00:24:33,597 --> 00:24:34,806
Get 'em while they're hot.

553
00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,224
You just saved E's ass, Johnny.

554
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,643
He's been wrestling with
your espresso-maker for an hour.

555
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:41,563
Wrestle no more, E. I got
your favorite... caramel macchiato.

556
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,398
I hate caramel,
but very thoughtful nonetheless.

557
00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:46,151
Indeed it was,
but ever more thoughtful

558
00:24:46,235 --> 00:24:48,653
were the coffees I brought over
to the Beverly Hills firehouse

559
00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,488
when I went over
to introduce myself.

560
00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:52,282
Are you expecting a fire
or are you just hoping

561
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:53,741
to slide up and down one their pole?

562
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,287
You slay me, E.

563
00:24:57,663 --> 00:24:59,455
No, really I'm just proud to be

564
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:01,541
a soon-to-be-annexed
resident of the quaint city

565
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,751
known throughout the world
as Beverly Hills.

566
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,796
Yeah, well,
I would be too proud too fast, Drama.

567
00:25:07,214 --> 00:25:09,257
I don't know how much longer
your boy's gonna be mayor.

568
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,508
What are you talking about?

569
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,343
I'm talking about the all-seeing,

570
00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:14,762
all-knowing lenses of TMZ.Com.

571
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,806
Look at this.

572
00:25:19,143 --> 00:25:20,810
MAN: Hey, Mayor, I'm from TMZ.

573
00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:22,812
How about saying a little something?

574
00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,731
Howdy, folks.

575
00:25:25,649 --> 00:25:26,983
MAN: Hey, why are you
sneaking out in the alley?

576
00:25:27,067 --> 00:25:29,235
Hey hey, I'm not sneaking.
There's no sneaking

577
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,071
going on here. Hustle into the car, baby.

578
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:35,283
(ALL LAUGHING)

579
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,579
Oh no. No!

580
00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:42,123
- That's nuts.
- No!

581
00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:46,127
(HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

