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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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ERIC: I'm asking if you think
I should work with this girl.

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I'm asking if you think you could work
with her without trying to bang her.

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- She has a boyfriend.
- I don't think E could work with her

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- without trying to bang her.
- I never seem to be able to.

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- (CHUCKLES)
- Yeah, but the girls you work with

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want to bang you, Vin.
She doesn't wanna bang him.

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- Or do you still think she does, E?
- She has a boyfriend, Turtle!

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So? It's not a husband.

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And if you think
she'd want to bang you

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if she didn't have a boyfriend,
you'd lie in wait.

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Eventually that would end.

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- You'd be in like Flynn.
- Totally.

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ERIC: Is that why
you guys never get laid?

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Always waiting
for relationships to end?

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(TURTLE CHUCKLES)

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Look, E, last night you thought
you were on a date with the girl.

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I'm just not sure you can
let that go and be professional.

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- Yeah well, I am sure.
- So why are you asking?

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I'm just making sure
you're okay with it.

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Are you okay with it?

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Look, not all clients
are as easy as me.

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And actresses... forget it.

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- Oh yeah.
- Look, the girl's a talent, all right?

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It's a great way
to expand our business.

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- Our business?
- Yeah. I've been thinking.

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You and I, 50/50 on every client I hit.

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- Where do I fit in?
- You don't.

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You know, that's sweet,
but not necessary.

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Come on, Vince.
Look, I know where I'd be without you.

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- Nowhere.
- (TURTLE CHUCKLES)

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Don't you have a job to go to, Drama?

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That's the beauty
of an ensemble cast...

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two-day work weeks.

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- Vince.
- E, it is not necessary.

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It's great that other people
are recognizing what you do for me,

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and I wish you nothing but success.

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I only ask that you make sure

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that my career attention
does not suffer.

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Yeah, E. Look out for numero uno.

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Yeah. Always always always.

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ALL: Ooh!

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(PHONE RINGING)

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I have Dana Gordon.

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Weird, I used to push up
on top of Dana Gordon like this.

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True story.

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Dana, I was just thinking about you.

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Did you read Billy Walsh's script?

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- Did I get Billy Walsh's script?
- I got it this morning.

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Lloyd! Do I have Billy Walsh's script?

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Miriam just brought it up.

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Call Walsh and find out why
I didn't get a chance

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to comment on it
before he turned it in.

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Just got it. How's it feeling?

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I'm on page 12 and I do not
understand what I'm reading.

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Well, you didn't understand "Titanic"
after 12 pages either, Dana.

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Ari, this is totally fucked, okay?

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- This is not what we bought and I do...
- What do you mean?

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Read the thing, Ari.

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- (YELLS)
- Left word for Walsh.

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Keep trying him and call E,

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and make sure that Vince
is reading this as well.

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I can't hear you, Lloyd. I'm in the hills.

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Did you get the Billy Walsh script?

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Lloyd, I can't hear you.

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(YELLING SLOWLY) Did you get

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the Billy Walsh script?

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Shut the fuck up, Lloyd!

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Lloyd? Hello? Hello hello hello?

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- There's no cell reception up here.
- Yeah, I'm getting that.

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Do you guys have a hardline
around here, by chance?

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- I don't... I don't know.
- Thanks, man.

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- There's my guy!
- Hey!

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- Hey.
- How are you?

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(CHUCKLES)
Oh, so Vince is okay with this?

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- Oh yeah, he was cool. Totally cool.
- Smart move.

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I would've fought him for you,
and I'm freakishly strong.

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- I'm glad it didn't come to that.
- Yeah, me too.

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So I'm sorry for putting you
to work day one.

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It's just I've got to
summon up my inner supermodel

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and I've got these people

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coming at me with concepts
and interviews and wardrobe and...

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(SIGHS)
I'm so thankful you're here to help.

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Yeah well, I'm glad to do it,
even though fashion isn't my thing.

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But if you really want my opinion,

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I like the black outfit
you wore in the first "Scary Movie."

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It made you look smart,
but still kind of hot.

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- You remember that?
- Yeah.

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It was on...
cable like... like a year ago.

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- And I might have bought the DVD.
- (CHUCKLING)

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I was just trying to catch up,
you know?

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Right. Yeah.

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Right. Oh, we are gonna be
great together, E.

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- Really great. I'm so excited.
- Yeah, me too.

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- Yo, what up, girl?
- Hey, Dave!

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Hey, baby.

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- Mmm.
- Oh.

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This is the guy
I was telling you about... E.

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This is my boyfriend Dave.

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- Hey, Dave, how are you?
- (CHUCKLES)

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- You're the new manager, dawg?
- Yeah.

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I just, you know...
I just thought you'd be a little older.

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- I'm older than I look.
- DAVE: Mmm.

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A'ight... Yeah...

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- So?
- So...

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Uh, so, why don't you ask
the new manager

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what he thinks of my idea?

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Dave, I... (GROANS)

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What? Yo yo, check this, okay?

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I want them to shoot Anna
in a series of animal poses, okay?

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Like one where she sticks
her neck out like this, a'ight?

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It's like a giraffe, all right?

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Another one where we make
her hair really really big...

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she'll be, like, a lion, huh?

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- What do you think?
- It's interesting.

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What do you really think?

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Uh, I think it's a little weird.

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And no offense, Dave, but it is.

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- It's... a little weird.
- It is a little weird, babe.

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Okay.
Well, I thought it'd be hot, okay?

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You think everything I do is hot
and that's why I love you.

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But this is a little weird,
so let's let it go, please.

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- Okay, baby.
- Okay.

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I'm gonna go get ready.

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Um... yo, dawg,

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I'm gonna go watch
my girl get ready, okay?

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So why don't you grab me a coke and
bring it over to the trailer, a'ight?

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Yeah, they're, um...
they're right there. Thanks, dawg.

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Bring that right over.

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(BOTH RINGING)

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- Yeah?
- Hello?

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- Turtle?
- Drama?

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- Hey, Ari! What's up?
- What's up, Lloyd?

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- I'm looking for Vince.
- Do you know where Vince is?

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Aren't you supposed
to go through E for Vince?

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Did you try E?

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If he's there,
put him on the fucking phone, Turtle.

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I called E and e-mailed him too.

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Let me see if he's here. Hang on.

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I'll see if I can locate him.

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- Yo, Vince, you're here for Ari?
- Why wouldn't I be?

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Lloyd says he can't find E.

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Oh, it's fine. Hey, Lloyd.

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- Hey, Vince. Hold for Ari.
- Okay.

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- I got Ari, Vince.
- Oh.

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- Ari.
- Vince!

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I've got Vince.

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I got fucking Vince.

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- Vince!
- Ari?

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Did you read Walsh's script?

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Did I get Walsh's script?

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It was dropped off to me
and the studio this morning.

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Any scripts come for us this morning?

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Uh, yeah, I put 'em in the pile.

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Yeah, I've got it. What's the problem?

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The problem is
he took your snow-on-a-mountain movie

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and turned it into a futuristic thriller

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set on a farm, circa 2075.

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- I don't understand.
- He tossed the book away,

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the book they paid him
$3 million to write,

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and decided just
to make up his own story.

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Huh, that's odd. Call Walsh.

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- Dana Gordon on one.
- Did E know anything about this?

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- No, of course not.
- Then why is he in hiding?

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He's not in hiding. He's at
a photo shoot with his new client.

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- E's got a new client?
- Yeah, Anna Faris.

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- Come on!
- Yep.

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Jesus! The world is falling apart.

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It's always darkest before dawn, Ari.

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I got Billy's voicemail.

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Billy Walsh just said
in response to your question

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of why did he give
the script to the studio

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before you had a chance
to comment on it...

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and I'm quoting him here..."'Cause
I don't give a fuck what you think."

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Get his address.

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Vinnie, sit tight.
I will get right back to you.

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Okay. Bye, Ari.

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Boy, he's stressed.

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- Do you want me to call E?
- No. I'm the producer.

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I can handle it. Let's just see
what crazy Billy did, huh?

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Hey, how about I read E's copy?

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Yeah. I like the initiative, Turtle.

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- What should I do?
- Why don't you make us a snack?

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I like being E. Huh.

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(POP MUSIC PLAYING)

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Oh, that's so hot. Perfect.

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Turn into it. Turn into it.

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Shit.

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Hey, you can get a signal
right at the bottom of the hill.

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Or if you want, we have a runner
we can send to make a call for you.

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No, thanks anyway.
I'll go down there and make the call.

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- Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
- No problem.

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- She looks good, huh?
- No no.

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I'm not feeling this shit at all, okay?

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Baby, baby, okay?
Do one like a cat, okay?

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A fierce cat... (HISSES, MEOWS)

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Just jump out.

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Baby, trust me on this, okay?
Please please?

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Big eyes like an owl
and this shit is gonna pop!

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Come on, Dave. I...

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Okay, am I wrong, dawg?

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Huh?
A little reckless abandonment here.

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It would stamp this thing unique.

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I think she looks beautiful.

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(WHISPERS) Fucking hack.

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Anna, are you cool if I run down
to the bottom of the hill

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- to make a call?
- Yeah.

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Okay. I'll be right back.

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All right, everyone. Let's take five.

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- All right, so... It's Eric, right?
- Yeah.

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- Look, you can't leave now.
- Why not?

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I'm not getting what I need
out of Anna. She's not focused.

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All right, I'll talk to her.

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No no no, she's not the problem.
The boyfriend is.

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As long as he's hanging around
criticizing her,

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she's just not gonna bring it.

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You don't want to say
something to him?

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I take pictures.
I don't interfere with domesticity.

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All right, I'll say something to him.

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ANNA: Don't touch the camera.

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- Hey, Dave.
- Yo, dawg, what's up?

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- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah.

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Listen, I think you're making Anna
a little uncomfortable.

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(CHUCKLES)
Wow, you've been working with her,

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what, one day?
How do you know what I'm making her?

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Maybe you're making
the photographer uncomfortable.

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Either way,
if you're gonna hang around,

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try to be a little less critical.

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No no, this is not good, okay?
I'm not feeling this.

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Okay? Anna, baby?

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Anna? Okay, baby?

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Look, I need to talk to you
for a second, okay?

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- In the trailer.
- Okay.

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Excuse me.

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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Is Billy Walsh here?

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Oh, hey, no. Billy's not here.

239
00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:09,024
I see him sitting on the couch there.

240
00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:11,610
She means I'm not here for you, Ari.

241
00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,070
Can I please come in?

242
00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,571
Not if you're gonna criticize me.

243
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,448
Why would I criticize you?

244
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,866
Let him in.

245
00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,747
So everyone hates the script.

246
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,959
You got paid a half
a million dollars to adapt a book

247
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,335
and you didn't do it.

248
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,920
I decided to go
in a different direction.

249
00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:32,089
They didn't pay you
for that direction.

250
00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:35,217
Hey, the script that he wrote
is really hot, man.

251
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:37,970
Ahem!

252
00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,347
You don't want to give the studio
back their money, do you, Billy?

253
00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,057
- The money's been spent, Ari.
- On what?

254
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,102
- Home improvements.
- We put in a steam shower.

255
00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,771
How long will it take you to do
what they paid you to do?

256
00:10:47,856 --> 00:10:49,690
Infinity, 'cause I'm not gonna do it!

257
00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:52,901
- You have to do it!
- I've tried to do it, Ari!

258
00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:55,404
I did, but every time
I started to write a scene

259
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,240
I got these two guys
locked alone on a mountain

260
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,242
and it felt really gay.

261
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,286
And it was my idea to add the chicks.

262
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:05,289
- See, Billy writes chicks really good.
- Thanks, babe.

263
00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,291
Vince stuck his neck out for you

264
00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,626
and now you are
fucking him and the studio.

265
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,837
They are going to
fuck you right back.

266
00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:14,340
- They can't touch me.
- They can sue you

267
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:17,718
and make sure that you never
make a movie in this town again.

268
00:11:17,802 --> 00:11:19,386
Well, good thing I paint.

269
00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:22,681
You're not gonna do this, are you?

270
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,099
No, I'm not.

271
00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:27,770
Then I've got nothing else
to say to you.

272
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,773
Yeah well, I've got
something to say to you:

273
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,818
(YELLS)
You are no longer my agent!

274
00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:37,321
- (PHONE RINGS)
- Yeah, Lloyd?

275
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,948
- It's your wife. She says it's urgent.
- Put her through, Lloyd.

276
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,992
- Here she is.
- What's wrong, baby?

277
00:11:42,077 --> 00:11:43,994
You're avoiding my fucking calls.

278
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:46,997
(SIGHS)
Does that sound like my wife, Lloyd?

279
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:49,666
It did, yes. But now it doesn't. Sorry.

280
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:52,586
- What's up, Dana?
- I haven't walked out of my office...

281
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,005
not even to pee... in three hours.

282
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:56,382
What are you, agoraphobic?

283
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:58,258
No, I'm scared to see my boss

284
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,677
because I have no idea
what to tell him.

285
00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:02,471
Well, that is the beauty of me, Dana.

286
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,348
I tell people what
to tell other people.

287
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:06,892
- So tell me something!
- Fire Walsh.

288
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,852
- Fire him?
- Yes. I just did.

289
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:11,772
So he has no intention of writing
what he was supposed to write?

290
00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:14,024
None, but I have intentions of finding you

291
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:17,403
an A-list writer/director
to replace him by sundown.

292
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,822
And I will bring him in at cost.

293
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,366
- Lloyd, get a list together.
- I can't believe this.

294
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,284
Wake up, Dana. It's real.

295
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,745
The first big project
you brought into your new studio

296
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,372
is in shambles.

297
00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,582
Thanks to your
writer/director, asshole!

298
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:33,252
You know, if you think
my last boss was vindictive,

299
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,711
you haven't seen shit!

300
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,839
You'd better find me someone approvable

301
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,590
and you'd better make sure
Vince is onboard.

302
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:41,260
Because if I have to go in
and tell Richard Wimmer

303
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:45,139
that we lost a script,
a director and a star today...

304
00:12:45,223 --> 00:12:47,349
all of whom are
yourfucking clients...

305
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,602
you can bet your ass
that nobody who has ever been

306
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,271
close enough to smell your breath

307
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:55,149
will ever be welcome
at this studio again!

308
00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:57,860
(PHONE RINGING)

309
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,365
Vince, it's Ari.

310
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,951
Eh, I'll call him when I'm finished.

311
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:08,412
Hey, some help this guy is.

312
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,955
I'm not sleeping, jerkoff.

313
00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:11,415
I'm pacing myself.

314
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,875
Yeah? Were you enjoying it, Turtle?

315
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:14,460
Yeah well, don't get mad, Vin,

316
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,295
but I was kind of
just scanning it for the sex scenes.

317
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,046
There are two good ones, by the way.

318
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,923
There's a lot of parts in here, Vince.

319
00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:22,593
Billy liked what I did
in "Medellin," right?

320
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:26,305
No. I really do need E.
Call him, Turtle.

321
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:28,223
- I could finish, man.
- Call him.

322
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,184
Call him, Turtle.

323
00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,560
(SIGHS)

324
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:36,231
Straight to voicemail.

325
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,984
Nice. Very nice.

326
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,825
Excuse me, miss. Can you get that
runner to make a call for me?

327
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,202
Sure, who's the call to?

328
00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,746
Okay, the call is to Ari Gold
at the Miller Gold Agency.

329
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,498
And you're going to ask for Lloyd

330
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,500
and see if there's anything
important going on.

331
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:55,834
All right, you got it.

332
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,378
- Great. Thank you very much.
- Mm-hmm.

333
00:13:58,463 --> 00:13:59,505
- Hey, guy.
- Yeah?

334
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:00,756
- You Anna's manager?
- Yeah.

335
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,508
Can you manage her?
We're ready to shoot.

336
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:03,634
She's not coming out of her trailer.

337
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:04,968
She's talking to her boyfriend.

338
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:06,345
Look, once the sun is over that tree,

339
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:08,305
we're done. We can't shoot.

340
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,765
Okay. Okay, I'll take care of it.

341
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,183
All right.

342
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,602
(GRUNTS)

343
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,270
DAVE: No, I'm helping you!

344
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,688
Why are you fighting me on this?

345
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:18,524
I'm trying to help you.
The cat's gonna help.

346
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,275
ANNA: Then maybe
it would be appropriate.

347
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,653
DAVE: It's the inner animal!
It's your inner animal!

348
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,196
(DOOR OPENS)

349
00:14:25,615 --> 00:14:26,907
What do you want, dawg?

350
00:14:27,075 --> 00:14:28,951
Sorry to bother you, Dave...
I don't mean to interrupt...

351
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,994
but they're ready for Anna onset.

352
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,038
- We're in the middle of something.
- I really have to go.

353
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:34,122
We need to talk about this later.

354
00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,290
What's more important to you,

355
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,667
this relationship
or this photo shoot?

356
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,710
Don't do that! I have to work!

357
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,712
Oh, and I'm sorry I don't!

358
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,673
(SIGHS) Oh my God.

359
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,091
Fuck this.

360
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:45,968
- Dave!
- I'm out.

361
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,262
(SIGHS) I'm really sorry.

362
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:50,055
He never used to be like this,

363
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,848
but since the C.W. Passed on his pilot,

364
00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:54,726
he's been hanging around
my work being all hypercritical.

365
00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:57,062
- (TIRES SCREECH)
- (ENGINE ROARING)

366
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,605
God, you must think I'm a mess.

367
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,399
No no no.
Look, relationships are tough.

368
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,192
I'm sure you guys will get through it.

369
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:04,194
- Does the crew totally hate me?
- No, not at all.

370
00:15:04,279 --> 00:15:05,946
Everything's... everything's fine.

371
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,906
- You're good? You need a minute?
- No no no, I'm good.

372
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,866
- Okay, here. Come on.
- Okay, thank you.

373
00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:12,119
- How's that dress feel?
- It's really uncomfortable.

374
00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,413
(CHUCKLES) Not great, right?

375
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,999
Hey, you needed me to go
make a phone call for you.

376
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,750
I'm just confirming,
who was I supposed to call?

377
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:20,711
You want to talk to Lloyd
in Ari Gold's office.

378
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,838
Eric, if you need to go make
some phone calls, that's fine.

379
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,256
- You sure?
- Totally.

380
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,091
- I'll be back in five minutes.
- Okay.

381
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:27,593
- All right?
- Hey, and E?

382
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:28,677
Yeah?

383
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,887
I swear I'm not as high
maintenance as it seems.

384
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:33,223
Don't worry about it. As far as
my easiest clients are concerned,

385
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,725
you're in the top two. Not bad.

386
00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:37,144
- All right, bye.
- I'll be back in two seconds.

387
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,353
- I'm sorry.
- All right.

388
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,605
- So sorry, guys.
- Okay.

389
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,274
- (DOORBELL RINGS)
- Ari, making house calls.

390
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:44,234
- I love it!
- Heh-heh, today is not the day

391
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,652
to not pick up your phone, Vin.

392
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,863
I was reading. Come on,
you should be proud.

393
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,489
Normally you can't get me to do that.

394
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,742
Well, today I actually
don't need you to do that.

395
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:54,161
I made some lamb kebabs, Ari.
You want some?

396
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:55,579
- No, thank you.
- They're good.

397
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,873
No, thank you.
You know Richard Kelly?

398
00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,334
- Director?
- Yeah, the guy who did "Donnie Darko."

399
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:02,252
I know him. I like him... why?

400
00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:04,379
I represent him.
I can get him on "Clouds."

401
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:07,341
Plus, I can get the studio onboard
so we can keep this train rolling.

402
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,051
What about Billy?

403
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,136
Billy is a dead man. He's a corpse.

404
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:14,556
You can't pull that kind of shit
when you get paid that kind of money.

405
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,641
Did you read his script?

406
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,517
I understand that you're
loyal to the guy.

407
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,020
- But did you read it?
- I read the first 10 pages.

408
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,439
There's no mountain.
Without a mountain, there's no movie.

409
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,691
No, there is a movie, a great movie...

410
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,860
better than "Clouds," I think.

411
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,320
Are you fucking with me?

412
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,447
Why would I do that, Ari?

413
00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,948
Is he fucking with me?

414
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,701
"Clouds" was lacking in tits, Ari.
This one's got at least four.

415
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,870
Yeah, there's a couple things
in there for me too, Ari.

416
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,955
So you and Lloyd should
get on it ASAP.

417
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,166
Ahem... where the hell is E?

418
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,585
(EXHALES) M.I.A.

419
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,713
Well, we need him.
'Cause maybe that neurotic little elf

420
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,466
nipping at your heels
will make you understand

421
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,177
that we are in a major
crisis situation here.

422
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:55,138
I think if you read the script,
Ari, you'd find that we're not.

423
00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,517
Come on, Ari. The tide
is turning for us, you know that.

424
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:01,353
And the hype of "Medellin"
is growing as Cannes approaches.

425
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:04,690
I like this script.
I want to make this movie with Billy.

426
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,693
We can't do that. There is no way.

427
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:10,696
There is always a way, Ari.
Come on, Bubala.

428
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,572
Make it happen, huh?

429
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:14,950
(ENGINE REWING)

430
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:20,414
(TIRES SCREECH)

431
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,500
You following me, dawg?

432
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,043
No, I was trying to make a phone call.

433
00:17:25,128 --> 00:17:26,545
Then why are you riding up my ass?

434
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,463
I'm not riding up your ass.
I didn't even know it was you.

435
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,965
Oh, you didn't. Okay.

436
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,758
You got a thing for my girl?

437
00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:33,844
No, Dave, we work together.
What are you talking about?

438
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:35,429
- Okay, you got a girlfriend?
- No.

439
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:36,513
- You gay?
- No!

440
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,181
Then how are you gonna
look at me in my face right now

441
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,183
and tell me you ain't
got a thing for my girl?

442
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:41,977
- Dave, you've got to chill.
- Whoa whoa!

443
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:44,062
Don't tell me to chill, okay?

444
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,398
My girlfriend, she comes
and tells me she's got a new manager

445
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,525
and I'm thinking
it's gonna be some graybeard,

446
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:49,651
Bernie Brillstein-type guy.

447
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,821
Not some young non-gay guy
who ain't got no girl.

448
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,449
Look, I promise you this relationship
is gonna be nothing but professional.

449
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,743
Professional? How are you
gonna help her professionally?

450
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,995
Why don't you sell me
however you sold her?

451
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,748
I didn't sell her, okay? I told her
I didn't like a movie she was gonna do

452
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,708
and she agreed with my opinion.
That's it.

453
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:05,876
Okay.

454
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,919
So you're the reason she didn't do it?

455
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:08,962
Yeah.

456
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,589
That's funny. That's really funny

457
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,758
because I was the reason
she was gonna do it in the first place.

458
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,719
What can I say about that? I'm just
trying to do my job. That's what I do.

459
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:17,679
Your job's fucking with my life, okay?

460
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,557
- And you never got me that coke!
- Dave!

461
00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,185
(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

462
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,936
This is not happening.

463
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,856
- (ENGINE ROARING)
- (TIRES SCREECHING)

464
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,611
Dave!

465
00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,617
Are you out of your fucking mind?

466
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:41,119
Did you even read
Walsh's script, Dana?

467
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:44,080
I read 15 pages
and I will not read another page,

468
00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:46,625
nor another page
of any client you ever have.

469
00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:48,460
I need to get you behind this.

470
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,337
I'm not behind this and I never will be.

471
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:53,632
Well, listen: You'd better get behind
this if you want to save your ass.

472
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,801
Save my ass? People love "Clouds," Ari.

473
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:59,304
I will replace you and your whole
fucking crew with three phone calls.

474
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,182
After this town hears how you tried
to bait and switch this studio,

475
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,643
it will be your ass
that needs the saving.

476
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,311
So, Dana, you're not gonna
take this to your boss?

477
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,479
No!

478
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,314
- Then I will.
- Really?

479
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,817
Hi. Ari Gold to see Richard Wimmer.
Really.

480
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:15,111
You motherfucking cocksucker!

481
00:19:15,238 --> 00:19:17,030
He's leaving for New York
in 30 minutes.

482
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:20,075
- I'll only be a minute.
- No, he's in the shower!

483
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,410
DANA: Ari! Ari!

484
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:34,756
(ENGINE REVS)

485
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,176
Dave.

486
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,180
- Dave!
- I'm not a fighter, dawg, okay?

487
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:44,808
But when it comes to my girl,
I will man up. So back off, okay?

488
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,143
You're not fighting me, man.
You're fighting yourself here.

489
00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:49,187
Don't use that weird
existential shit with me.

490
00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,981
Dave, will you just
talk to me for one second

491
00:19:51,065 --> 00:19:52,524
before you go back over to her?

492
00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:53,692
- One...
- Listen...

493
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:54,860
...one...
- Dave.

494
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,361
...one... that was three seconds, dawg.

495
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,114
What are you, six? Look,
you want to lose your girl, Dave?

496
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,449
I'm telling you right now, you go back
over there with that attitude,

497
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,742
that's exactly what's gonna happen.

498
00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,244
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

499
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:06,538
What the fuck, Dave?
You've come to cause more problems?

500
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:08,415
Girl, I haven't caused shit, okay?
It's this guy.

501
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,458
The only reason he's here
is to try and fuck you.

502
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,377
- What?
- I'm just trying to do my job, Dave.

503
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,045
- You need to get rid of him, okay?
- Dave!

504
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,214
Baby, I'm just keeping it real.
Ask him. Ask him right now.

505
00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:17,883
Ask him to look you in the face
and say it isn't so.

506
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,843
- Do it, come on.
- Dave, stop it.

507
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:20,886
Maybe I should leave.

508
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,095
Yeah, dawg,
why don't you do that, please?

509
00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:23,638
No, dawg, why don't you?

510
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:25,891
I can't take it anymore!

511
00:20:25,975 --> 00:20:27,934
- I'm done.
- That shit ain't right.

512
00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,353
Stop fucking talking
like Randy Jackson!

513
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:33,732
Whoa, okay.

514
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:35,817
Whatever, movie star.

515
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,278
I hope you two are really happy
together, all right?

516
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,654
(SIGHS)

517
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,789
Well, that was awkward.

518
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,166
Yeah. You all right?

519
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,001
No, I meant for you.

520
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,419
(LAUGHS)

521
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,214
Okay, come on.
Let's get back to work.

522
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,424
- Okay.
- Jesus.

523
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,844
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

524
00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,016
- It's Walsh.
- Finally.

525
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:11,102
Yo, Billy! Where've you been all day?

526
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,812
It's not Billy, Vince. It's Kat.

527
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,773
Billy's locked himself
in the bathroom

528
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,274
with a bottle of whiskey and a gun.

529
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,151
What are you talking about?

530
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,695
He thinks he let you down, Vince.
He feels terrible.

531
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,322
No no no, he didn't let me down.

532
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,658
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- Vince, E.

533
00:21:24,742 --> 00:21:26,826
Shh-shh! Let me talk to him.

534
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:30,080
Billy? Baby, it's Vince.
He wants to talk to you.

535
00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,540
What's to say? I've ruined us all!

536
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,626
No, baby, he says that it's all good.

537
00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:37,128
What's all good? He liked the script?

538
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:38,713
Tell him I loved the script.

539
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,882
He loved the script! Baby, he loved it.

540
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,262
- You loved it?
- It's unbelievable.

541
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:47,305
Do you really have a gun?

542
00:21:47,390 --> 00:21:49,683
Yeah, but the bitch
hid the bullets, so...

543
00:21:49,767 --> 00:21:53,019
Jesus, Billy. The script is amazing.
I want to make this movie.

544
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,521
- You do?
- Yes.

545
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:56,147
We're going to make this movie.

546
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,358
- How?
- Ari's taking care of it. Don't worry.

547
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:00,235
Ari? What can he do?

548
00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:01,903
(RINGING)

549
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,657
Wow, it's like finding
Jim Morrison alive.

550
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,785
Yeah, I had no cell all day. I got, like,
25 messages. What's going on?

551
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:09,828
Nothing that exciting.

552
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:11,663
Just have an emergency meeting
with the head of the studio

553
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,748
on the Billy Walsh/Vinnie Chase project.

554
00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:16,042
- Why, what's the problem?
- Wouldn't you like to know?

555
00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,544
- Ari?
- Listen, you snooze, you lose.

556
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:19,546
- I've got to go.
- Ari?

557
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,176
What the hell is going on?

558
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,512
Desperate times call for
desperate measures here.

559
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,014
Thank god I'm in a robe.

560
00:22:29,098 --> 00:22:31,016
And may I comment on
what lovely ankles you have?

561
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:33,268
- Talk fast, Ari.
- You don't have your summer movie.

562
00:22:33,352 --> 00:22:36,104
- Come again?
- A tent pole... you don't have one.

563
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,439
I have "Clouds."

564
00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,691
Billy Walsh and Vinnie Chase
don't wanna do it.

565
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,401
Where the hell is Dana Gordon?

566
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,278
I'm right outside the door, Richard!

567
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,529
Ari locked me out.

568
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,947
Let her in!

569
00:22:48,784 --> 00:22:50,535
- Hey, Dana.
- Fuck you, Ari.

570
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,287
Dana, what the hell
is going on with "Clouds"?

571
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,497
I am working on it, Richard,
and when you return from New York,

572
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:56,291
I will have a completely
new team in place.

573
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,210
That's impossible. Billy burned
six weeks writing the wrong script.

574
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,337
And you do not have
enough time to put "Clouds"

575
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,381
back onboard for your July release.

576
00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,884
You and your friend
Billy Walsh are dead, Ari!

577
00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:07,927
We are not dead.
We are very much alive.

578
00:23:08,012 --> 00:23:09,596
You with your fading stock prices

579
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,723
and your three straight quarters
in the red are dead

580
00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:14,225
if you have to go to your board
of directors and tell them

581
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,061
that this summer may be
your worst quarter yet.

582
00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:17,645
I'm gonna tear your head off, Ari.

583
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,732
Please, don't,
because I have your summer movie.

584
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,026
From the director of "Medellin"

585
00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,111
and "Queens Boulevard" comes "Silo."

586
00:23:25,196 --> 00:23:28,490
It is a story of a group
of non-unionized farm hands

587
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,951
who band together
to survive a nuclear attack

588
00:23:32,036 --> 00:23:34,788
after discovering
an underground society.

589
00:23:35,164 --> 00:23:37,749
It is ready to shoot.
Billy Walsh is onboard,

590
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:39,626
Vinnie Chase is onboard,
and if you're not,

591
00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:42,712
Fox, Universal and Sony are.

592
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:44,589
- He's bluffing.
- What does it matter?

593
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,007
There's a summer movie in there,

594
00:23:46,092 --> 00:23:47,842
or we pack up our shit and go home.

595
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,260
Tell him how good it is, Dana.

596
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:51,262
All personal bullshit aside.

597
00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:53,848
Dana?

598
00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:58,144
- It's an excellent script.
- Can we market it?!

599
00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,898
Think "Blade Runner"
meets "Field of Dreams."

600
00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,858
Two classics... boom!

601
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,985
You make this good, Dana.

602
00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:08,738
And you, Ari, this I don't soon forget.

603
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:11,908
That was unbelievable...

604
00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,576
"Blade Runner"
meets "Field of Dreams"?

605
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,787
- Not bad, huh?
- That was... did you actually read it?

606
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,997
What do I need to read it for?
I have a go movie, douchebag.

607
00:24:18,082 --> 00:24:19,791
- We have a go movie.
- Die, Ari.

608
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,668
I truly hope you die.

609
00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:26,131
- Did I do it, Vinnie?
- Yes, you did, and thank you.

610
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,675
TURTLE: So any possibility
of shooting this one

611
00:24:28,759 --> 00:24:30,885
a little closer to civilization, Bill, please?

612
00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:33,263
It takes place on a farm
in Nova Scotia, Turtle.

613
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:35,807
Ignore him, Billy.
He read every third page.

614
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,851
I, on the other hand, was riveted,

615
00:24:37,935 --> 00:24:40,854
especially by the character
of Kelton the farmhand.

616
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:42,689
Yeah, I was thinking of you
when I wrote that.

617
00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:43,940
Really?

618
00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,567
- No.
- (LAUGHS)

619
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,986
How about a toast
to a groundbreaking day

620
00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,113
and a possibly
groundbreaking movie?

621
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:52,574
Are you kissing
my ass now, snake suit?

622
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,159
Oh, come on, Billy. He came through.

623
00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:55,493
You can't stay mad at him.

624
00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:58,121
I'm no longer planning on
using your car as a toilet,

625
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,165
but I'll get back to you
about being my agent again.

626
00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:01,749
I wait with bated breath, sire.

627
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,418
- Yeah!
- (ALL LAUGH)

628
00:25:03,502 --> 00:25:05,086
Why does nobody answer
their cell phones?

629
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:06,671
Look who's talking!

630
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,090
Where've you been, E?
Too busy being professional

631
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,717
with your girlfriend
to pick up the phone?

632
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:12,302
Will somebody please
tell me what's going on?

633
00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:14,345
Don't stress your pretty
little head about it.

634
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:16,347
- It's all been handled.
- What's been handled?

635
00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:18,474
We're making Billy's movie.

636
00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:21,394
"Silo"?

637
00:25:23,689 --> 00:25:26,274
- Where's the snow?
- (ALL LAUGHING)

638
00:25:28,319 --> 00:25:29,611
(SIGHS)

639
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,448
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

