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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Did you know that we've been on the
phone for... 97 minutes?

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Well, I needed something
to pass the time

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before "The Pussycat Dolls"
comes on.

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You're obsessed, you know that?

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Hey, some people turn
to drugs or alcohol

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in times of sadness.
I myself have reality TV.

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- That's just weird.
- I know.

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Look, why don't you
come meet us tonight,

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celebrate with us
before we leave for Cannes?

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I'm not crashing a night out
with your guy friends.

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You wouldn't be crashing.
They've been dying to meet you.

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No, thank you, Eric.

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Look, do you really not want to go

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or do you just want to see
who gets kicked off?

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- I can't say.
- All right, compromise:

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Get the results, come meet us after.

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- Okay, fine.
- All right, great.

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I'll call you when
I know where we're going.

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(CHUCKLES) Okay. Bye, Eric.

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All right, bye.

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How long have you guys
been standing there?

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- 97 minutes, E.
- Jesus.

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So what's all this chitchat about
between you and your clush anyway?

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- My what?
- Your clush... your client crush.

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- I like that.
- Funny how he always

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warned me about mixing
business with pleasure.

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I was trying for pleasure first.

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Aha! He's admitting to it.

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No one's hiding anything.
I like her. She's cool.

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- So don't hit on her.
- TURTLE: Hey, come on.

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Who would do that?

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- Excuse me.
- (SLAPS)

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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

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- Look at you. How are you doing?
- Hey.

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Good to see you.

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Don't think about kissing me, Turtle.

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What's up, Sam? How are you doing?

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Sammy, the place is
looking good, bro.

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Congrats on Cannes, babe.
Why don't you guys

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go grab our table
and hang out the rest of the night?

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- Are the drinks on your tab too?
- The way you drink, Drama,

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it's like giving Turtle
here keys to a whorehouse.

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Oh, come on, you cut me deep, man.

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Thank you, Sam. I appreciate it.

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- Yo, yo, yo, yo! The boys are here.
- What's up, kids?

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Nobody told me Walsh was coming.

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I didn't want to hear you complain.
Hey, how is it going, Billy?

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Great. I'm great, though spending
30 minutes alone with this guy

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is sort of painful. You know
he's bringing his wife to Cannes?

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No. Bringing your wife?
It's supposed to be a boys' trip.

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Vinnie, when you get married,
you realize

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that a wife is like a herpes sore...

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She comes and goes
when and where she pleases.

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Get some VALTREX, 'cause the rest
of us are gonna be yachting

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and boozing it up
with bronze-looking broads.

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I'm already preparing myself
by working on my foreign speak:

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"J'ai dirige ce film.

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- Voulez-vous avoir le sex?"
- What does that mean?

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It means,
"I directed this film. Wanna fuck?"

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Oh, Billy.

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- Hilarious.
- Stop kissing my ass, Drama.

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To the bar, come on.

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- They like each other, huh?
- Yep.

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And I heard
you really liked Walsh's script.

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So?

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So do you really like it
or are you just trying not to get

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completely pushed out
of the project?

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- Fuck off, Ari.
- Did you really like it?

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I hated it, but the guy
already committed to doing it.

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I'm just trying to be positive.

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Wow. After five years

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you finally learned how to lie.
Welcome to Hollywood.

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- Hey, double suits, get in here.
- All right.

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To the time of our lives

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we'll all soon be having in Cannes.

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- TURTLE: Yes, sir.
- Except Ari.

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(LAUGHING)

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ERIC: There's Anna.

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- You know Anna Faris?
- Yeah, she's E's new client.

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Nice. Love Anna Faris.

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Introduce me, Suit.

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What do you want me to say?
He wants her in the movie.

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- As what?
- My brother.

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As your brother?

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I was hoping I'd get a shot
at your brother, bro.

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No, after meeting Anna he decided
to change the part to my sister.

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- That's ridiculous, Vince.
- Beyond ridiculous.

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No, it's not. He wants to add
some lightness to the movie.

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- I can be light.
- And I already told him

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he's not allowed to hit on her,
so don't worry about it.

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- I'm not worried about that.
- Good.

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So we'll set a lunch
for the four of us, okay?

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Okay.

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Hey, guys, I think
we should cancel the trip.

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- Why?
- It's the news.

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The attorney general did not get

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into the specific details
concerning the elevation

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of the Administration's
terrorist attack advisory alert to red...

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Wow. Tough break, baby.
I guess you're not going.

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Well, I gotta go.
Cannes is work for me, so...

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Don't start, Ari.

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Baby, we are parents now. We have
a responsibility to our children.

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You know how much
I hate flying together.

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Well, with this looming
threat hanging over us

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it would just be irresponsible.

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Why don't you just say that
you don't want me to go?

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I don't want... I don't want our
children to be orphaned.

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That's very sweet, Ari.
And you know what? I won't go.

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You're actually not gonna go?

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No, seriously.
I didn't really want to go anyway.

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You don't want to go to Cannes?

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Do you think I care that much
about the film festival? I don't.

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And there are a ton of things around
here that I could be doing.

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- Really?
- Really.

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- You're not mad?
- No, I'm not. I'm fine.

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You're the finest woman
a man could ever not have with him.

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(CHUCKLES)

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DRAMA: I think it would
be a mistake for terrorists

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to try and take over
any plane that I'm on

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'cause let's just say
I'm always ready to roll.

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Could we stop talking
about this, please?

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It's really just
that you're afraid of flying, Turtle.

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I don't think the terrorist
alert has anything to do with it.

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I'm not afraid of flying, Vince.
I'm afraid of crashing.

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I think he's afraid of flying
commercial, is his real problem.

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Is it so bad to long for a private jet?

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- No lines, no delays, no shoe bombs...
- ERIC: No money.

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A private jet to Cannes is
100 Gs each way, Turtle.

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How can you put a price
tag on personal safety, E?

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Johnny, just give him
one of your Xanax already.

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I will not. Nobody traveling with me

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takes a tranquilizer
till we've arrived.

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- Why?
- In case anything goes down

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we need all the manpower alert,
not comfortably numb.

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Jesus, looks like downtown Baghdad.

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ERIC: That's good... Lots ofsecurity.

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Yeah, no one's blowing up in Baghdad.

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- VINCE: There's Billy.
- ERIC: Great.

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- What's up, Billy?
- Hey.

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The plane's been
delayed three hours.

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What? Why? Is there a bomb scare?

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No, Turtle,
I'm sure it's just so that they can

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check everything more carefully.

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No, actually there is a scare, Vince.

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Turns out it's specific to L.A.X.

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Jesus.

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Can you imagine if we went down
on the way to Cannes, though?

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- We'd be remembered forever.
- Yeah, not all of us would be.

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Yeah, but the three of us would be.

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You know, I used to fear
traveling with you, baby bro.

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I thought if we crashed
the press would say,

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"Vincent Chase And Brother Perish."

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But now with a hit TV show
I'm quite certain they would say,

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"The Chase Brothers Perish."

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Fuck, I'm ready for whatever happens.

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So what should we do
for the next three hours

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- besides celebrate your obituary?
- Run.

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I was thinking we'd go meet with Anna,

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talk about getting her in this film.

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- I set a lunch for next week.
- So move it up.

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I want to get her hooked
so I can start rewriting on the trip.

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I don't know where she is, Billy.

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Call her and tell her that Billy
Walsh has got a movie role for her.

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I'm quite sure she'll come a-running.

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Yeah, why put off till tomorrow what
you can accomplish today?

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All right, I'll see where she's at.

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- What about us?
- You can come.

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No, me and Turtle
ain't going nowhere.

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Oh, we're not?

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No, we're gonna sweep
this entire airport

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for suspicious
and unsavory characters.

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Get out of here.

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Look, Turtle, you're getting on that
plane in three hours either way,

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so would you rather seek out
terrorist scum

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here on the ground now
or 35,000 feet later?

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Fine.

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Yo, we're on. Let's go.

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Hey, and seek out Ari too.

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He's gotta be
around here somewhere.

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I confirmed 30 minutes ago
and no one said a word.

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- Sir, I'm sorry.
- You're sorry?

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Tell that to my work that's not
getting done that could have been

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getting done if I knew
I had three hours that you're sorry.

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Sir, this has been
an extraordinary day.

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- We're at code red.
- Please, come on.

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We're at code red every time the
president has a loose stool.

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Sir, may I suggest
you lower your voice

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before a National Guardsman
mistakes it for a threat

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- and inadvertently shoots you?
- (PHONE RINGS)

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My plane's been delayed
for three hours, Lloyd.

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And your wife is not going to Cannes.

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Oh yeah? So what? How do you know?

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- I spoke to her, Ari.
- You did? Why? What'd she say?

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She's fine with not going, right?
She said she's fine.

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"Fine" is not fine, Ari,
not when it comes from a woman's mouth.

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So no, she's not fine.

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And somebody else is also not fine.

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- Oh yeah? Who?
- Me.

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What's your problem?

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You said if your wife
didn't go to Cannes, that I could.

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- When did I say that?
- When you said

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it wasn't time for me
to get promoted yet.

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You know what, Lloyd?
I'm in the middle of a code-red alert.

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We've got military police everywhere,

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German shepherds
ready to attack at a moment's notice.

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I'm facing three-hour delays

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and an uncertain, unsafe future,

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so get off my ass and go get
my wife her favorite flowers.

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- Do you even know what those are?
- No, but you do.

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Remember that. And remember

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I also know what my favorite
Teuscher chocolate truffles are.

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Send yourself a box, Lloyd.

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Okay, but this discussion
is not over yet, Ari.

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Yeah, it is.

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BILLY: I need this role to be self-aware,

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but with a subconscious lack of
understanding. You understand?

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Not totally. Is that bad?

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When you read it, Anna,
you'll understand.

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Exactly.
I express myself better when I write.

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The important thing
is that I've seen "Scary Movie" 10 times

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and I know you can bring it for me.

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- Really?
- Really.

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Is he being serious?

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Because I can't tell
if he's making fun of me.

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- What's wrong with "Scary Movie"?
- I love "Scary Movie."

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It just doesn't seem
like it'd be your thing.

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What do you think my thing would be?

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"Blue Velvet" maybe,

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or "Henry: Portrait
of a Serial Killer."

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I've seen them both 20 times also.

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I'm a cinephile and I see everything.

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I've seen
"Lost in Translation" and loved it.

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And I've seen "Just Friends"...
I loved it too.

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I see a contrast in you and me

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00:10:00,892 --> 00:10:04,853
that I think would work
perfectly for this film.

237
00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:08,524
And I would be honored
if you just gave it a read.

238
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:20,369
Ah, there's a good-looking
group, huh?

239
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,997
And I do feel safe with nuns.

240
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,124
- Not me.
- Oh, come on.

241
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,959
God wouldn't take down
a plane full of nuns.

242
00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,377
I gotta believe in at least that much.

243
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,547
I believe it too, Turtle,
but what if they're not nuns?

244
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,299
What else would they be?

245
00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:35,301
What, you don't
think it's odd that a group of nuns

246
00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,719
is traveling to the South of France?

247
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:39,179
Since when can't nuns
vacation, Drama?

248
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,598
They can, but just not
to places like Cannes

249
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,600
in the biggest party
season of the year

250
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,561
where girls
roam the streets topless.

251
00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,646
Maybe it's a missionary trip
and they're there

252
00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,024
- to convince the girls to cover up.
- Maybe.

253
00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:52,651
- Oh, Jesus.
- What?

254
00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:55,321
I'm fine with the nuns.
It's this guy that scares me.

255
00:10:55,530 --> 00:10:57,573
No profiling, Turtle. I don't believe it.

256
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,409
Have you seen "24," Drama?
'Cause I have.

257
00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,079
- All right, let's make a move.
- What kind of move?

258
00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,373
The same kind of move I made

259
00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,334
when I was terrified
of Pete Minetto in high school...

260
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,169
we befriend him, make him love us.

261
00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:13,005
That way when he seizes the plane
and starts executing people

262
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,590
he let's us go free.

263
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,800
I don't want to befriend him.

264
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,928
Then I'm gonna
feel no guilt if I survive.

265
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,934
Are these seats taken, my friend?

266
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,436
Great.

267
00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:31,607
I'm Johnny. This is Turtle.

268
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:32,858
Oh, and this is Ari.

269
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:34,777
Ari...

270
00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:37,946
Ari's fucked.

271
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:41,325
I'm an actor. What do you do?

272
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,494
MRS. ARl: I'm fine.
I don't know what you're talking about.

273
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:45,662
If you're fine,
why are you out shopping for cars?

274
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,831
What does one thing
have to do with the other?

275
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:50,417
I want a new car. What, I can't have
a new car if I want a new car?

276
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:52,711
- It's my money also, Ari.
- You can have a new car, baby.

277
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,380
Just calm down. I'm just
saying you might want to go home

278
00:11:54,464 --> 00:11:55,464
because there are probably some

279
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,715
beautiful new flowers
waiting for you.

280
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,134
Why are you sending me flowers? Are
you feeling guilty about something?

281
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:02,888
I'm not feeling guilty, baby. You're
happy. You're fine with not going.

282
00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:04,515
And you're happy I'm not going.

283
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,892
- Baby...
- How much are the Maybachs?

284
00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:10,687
- I'll call you back, Ari.
- ANNOUNCER: For rescheduling.

285
00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,023
Again, ladies and gentlemen...

286
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:16,151
- You gotta be shitting me.
- (PHONE RINGING)

287
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:19,238
- Baby...
- This is not your baby, Ari.

288
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,281
This is your
underappreciated assistant.

289
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,659
- What do you want, Lloyd?
- I spoke to my therapist

290
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,661
and he said
I should not hide what I'm feeling.

291
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:29,164
I should express to you my hurt and
disappointment about not going.

292
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,833
Well, now that you've
expressed that,

293
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:33,919
let me express my frustration
that my flight has been canceled.

294
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,256
Maybe this is karma.
Perhaps you should do something

295
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,341
to turn it before
something really bad happens.

296
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,051
Today, Lloyd? Under code red?

297
00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,886
I'm sorry, Ari. That was wrong.

298
00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,721
Yeah, it was. Now listen,

299
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,307
Call my boy Kenny Dichter
over at Marquis Jets,

300
00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,560
see if me and the boys
can hop on a flight today.

301
00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:52,354
- You're gonna fly private?
- Just do it.

302
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:56,275
Maybe in France we'll hit
the restaurant of your choice, on us.

303
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,652
The flight's canceled.
Let's get the hell out of here.

304
00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,612
Really? That's awesome.

305
00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,491
How do I get in touch with you?

306
00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,618
You don't. If it's meant to be

307
00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:09,455
we'll run into each other.
Be well, my friend.

308
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,957
That girl is wife material...

309
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,293
Wife, mother,
grow-old-together material.

310
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,502
Too bad you have a girlfriend.

311
00:13:15,587 --> 00:13:17,671
Yeah, Billy. You did
promise you wouldn't hit on her.

312
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,299
I'm talking in terms of
presence for the film, Vince.

313
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,259
The sister has to have that thing

314
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,095
that you just adore at all times
in order for her to be able

315
00:13:25,180 --> 00:13:27,347
to get away with some of the more
vicious things that she does.

316
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,433
Speaking of which,
you could have come to my defense

317
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,643
just a little when she was
quizzing me back there, Suit.

318
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:32,728
Your defense?

319
00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,438
Yeah, she's asking me some
pretty tough questions,

320
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,231
you're just sitting there
like you got your tongue cut out.

321
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,484
You were talking the whole time,
Billy. What did you want me to say?

322
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:40,861
Anna did look at you
a couple of times for reassurance

323
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,112
and you didn't give her much.

324
00:13:42,197 --> 00:13:43,405
That's 'cause I'm in
an awkward position.

325
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,157
I'm her manager
but I'm also a producer on this.

326
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,659
Eh, it's a no-show-type
job title anyway.

327
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,786
Look, I don't want to jam it
down her throat, Vince.

328
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:51,830
Plus, it doesn't really matter.
She's got the script,

329
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:53,624
she loved Billy,
so what do you want me to say?

330
00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:56,502
- You think she loved me, Suit?
- (PHONE RINGING)

331
00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:59,421
- Hey, what's up, Turtle?
- Yo, E, our flight's canceled.

332
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,715
- What?
- The whole airport's shut down.

333
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,092
All right, we'll meet you
back at the house.

334
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,762
L.A.X. Is closed.
There's no flights leaving today.

335
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,388
- Jesus.
- What?

336
00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,183
I couldn't bear
going without you, baby.

337
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,936
Ari, I know they closed the airport.
It's all over the news,

338
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,104
so stop making it
like it's some grand gesture.

339
00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:19,191
Baby, what did we learn about
being passive-aggressive in therapy?

340
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,528
If you wanted to go you should have
not said "I don't want to go."

341
00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,696
I'm tired of feeling
like I'm not wanted, Ari.

342
00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:27,741
Baby, what are you talking about?
This is a one-time thing.

343
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,660
Ari, you came home last night
and you said

344
00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,870
that the hotel had screwed us
out of a king-sized bed

345
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:33,705
and would I "really be
comfortable in a single?"

346
00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:35,374
And then this morning
before the news came on

347
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,167
you said
that Brian Sher's wife wasn't going

348
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:39,753
and if she found out
that I was going, she would go crazy.

349
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,755
Ari, there are some men
that would kill to go

350
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,007
to the South of France
with me and if you're not one of them...

351
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,843
I am one of them, honey.
I'm glad that the flight was canceled,

352
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:49,721
so now I can tell you
I want you to go.

353
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,515
I don't want to go without you

354
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:54,393
and I love you. Now will you go?

355
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,937
- No, Ari, I won't.
- Why not?

356
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,773
Well, because all that will
do is assuage your guilt.

357
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,900
Why would you want to do that?

358
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:04,903
- Well, Ari, you shouldn't feel guilty.
- What should I feel?

359
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,488
Sadness that for some reason

360
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,949
you're married to someone
you don't like to be with.

361
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:12,119
Laura, I'll definitely
need some help upstairs.

362
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,162
Hello, Lloyd.

363
00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:16,081
Hello, Ari.

364
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,666
You're not my mistress.
Stop being mad at me.

365
00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:18,750
I'm no longer mad.

366
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:19,835
Well, you shouldn't be, Lloyd,

367
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:20,919
because I'd love
to have you in Cannes.

368
00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,254
So go home,
pack your favorite sarong

369
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:23,422
and consider yourself invited.

370
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,757
- Are you serious, Ari?
- I'm so serious

371
00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,759
that I'm actually
embarrassed for myself.

372
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,428
- That's very sweet of you, Ari.
- It's not that sweet,

373
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:31,763
'cause I don't want to see you
when I'm there. This is a man's trip,

374
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:34,016
so you're gonna have to
find your own dick clique.

375
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,184
That is fine, Ari. Oh my God.

376
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,605
I'm so happy.
But how are we getting there?

377
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:42,441
- You called Kenny D., right?
- He says there are no jets.

378
00:15:42,525 --> 00:15:44,109
The whole town
is scrambling since the alert

379
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:45,277
and you scrambled too late.

380
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:47,738
- There's not one more plane?
- There was one,

381
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,531
but Sydney Pollack just booked it.

382
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:50,699
Fuck!

383
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,118
TURTLE: The airline said
that they can't guarantee

384
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,412
that we can get
on a flight tomorrow? This is unreal.

385
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,081
My travel lady says
we could drive to Phoenix,

386
00:15:58,166 --> 00:16:01,418
get on a flight to St. Louis
and then hop on a flight to France.

387
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,712
- (VINCE CHUCKLES) Sounds miserable.
- TURTLE: Beyond miserable.

388
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,173
This is insane.
"Medellin" premieres in 48 hours.

389
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,883
- We may not make it.
- We'll make it.

390
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,469
- Ari will take care of it, I'm sure.
- (PHONE RINGS)

391
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:12,471
- Hey, what's up, Anna?
- Oh, hey.

392
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,389
I thought you'd be on a plane.
I was gonna leave a message.

393
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,058
No, everything got canceled.
Turn on the news.

394
00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:18,018
Oh, I'm sorry. That sucks.

395
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,645
What's going on?

396
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,146
Um, it's about Billy's script.

397
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,481
Yeah?

398
00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:24,524
Yeah. Can I speak freely?

399
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:26,693
Of course. What's going on?

400
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,320
I don't get it.

401
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,076
It's Sydney Pollack returning.
My fingers are all crossed.

402
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,787
Is this my dear old friend Sydney?

403
00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:39,498
I told you when I fired you
we weren't friends, Ari.

404
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,333
You consider that a firing, Sydney?

405
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,210
I like to look back at it

406
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,920
as an amicable parting of the ways.

407
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,673
I'm not coming back, okay?
You understand the word "never"?

408
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,508
Well, you just keep thinking about it

409
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,677
because this is not
a business call, this is personal.

410
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:55,847
I need a lift to Cannes. I heard you
got the last plane out of Marquis

411
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,891
and I've got to get Vinnie Chase
and the "Medellin" crew

412
00:16:57,975 --> 00:16:58,975
there by tomorrow.

413
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:01,937
"Medellin"...you know,
I hear a lot of hype about that film.

414
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,855
It's phenomenal.
It's absolutely phenomenal.

415
00:17:03,981 --> 00:17:06,692
I'm not completely sold
on that kid of yours yet.

416
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,527
After a plane ride and a screening

417
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,320
you'll see him as the next Redford.

418
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,447
You want to do
a "Three Days of the Condor" sequel?

419
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:14,199
- No.
- (GUNFIRE ONSCREEN)

420
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,034
I wouldn't mind meeting him, though.

421
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,537
You know, maybe something
would come up.

422
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:21,540
- Yeah?
- Okay, Ari, I'll give you a lift,

423
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,375
as long as I don't sit next to you.

424
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,668
I'll ride in the bathroom.

425
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,504
- How many you got?
- Uh, six.

426
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:31,550
I can't take six. I can do maybe
five, and that's gonna be tight.

427
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,720
We'll make do.
Listen, I still love you, Sydney.

428
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,347
6:30 sharp at Van Nuys. Goodbye, Ari.

429
00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:41,685
Lloyd, Lloyd, come on.
It was a numbers thing.

430
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,311
You heard... I couldn't
have done anything.

431
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,313
- Where are you going?
- To unpack.

432
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,816
Unpack?
You couldn't have even packed yet.

433
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:51,528
In my mind, I did, Ari. In my mind, I did.

434
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,280
It's not my fault
she doesn't get it, Vince.

435
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,407
But it is your fault
if you don't try and help her to.

436
00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:56,700
What do you want me to say?

437
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,410
I want you to say that
you're gonna go convince her

438
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,370
that she should do the movie,
because that's what

439
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:03,415
your director wants,
and as a producer, that is your job.

440
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,708
It's your job, E.

441
00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,334
How would you like me to try
to convince her, Vince?

442
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,754
Tell her how great
you think it's gonna be.

443
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,255
That's what she wants to hear.

444
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,965
What if I don't think
it's gonna be great? What then?

445
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:14,259
Should I lie to her? 'cause that's not
what a manager does.

446
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,761
Hey, you lied to me.

447
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:19,097
What, you don't think
I know you don't like it?

448
00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:20,932
I don't know, because you
never asked for my opinion

449
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,100
before you agreed to do the movie.

450
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,310
That's because you hate Billy

451
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,645
and I knew there was no way you were
gonna read it with an open mind.

452
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,355
What, you're a
mind-reader now, Vince?

453
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,441
E, you asked me
if I thought it was okay

454
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,943
if you sign
Anna as a client and I said one thing:

455
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,279
"Just make sure
it doesn't affect my career."

456
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:37,449
This is the movie I'm making and this is
who I want to be in the movie.

457
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,451
And I really believe
it's gonna be a great movie

458
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,786
and she's gonna be great in it.

459
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,788
I need you to believe that
and try to make this happen.

460
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:43,872
And if I can't?

461
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,791
At least make me
believe that you tried.

462
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:49,127
Hey, Ari called. He said we have to
be at the airport in three hours.

463
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:50,670
- How are we getting there?
- Sydney Pollack's

464
00:18:50,755 --> 00:18:52,756
giving us a lift on his G-IV.

465
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,300
Sydney Pollack? Sweet.

466
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,385
I told you it was gonna work out.

467
00:18:58,012 --> 00:18:59,262
It always does, right?

468
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,931
ANNA: So do you
really like the script?

469
00:19:01,015 --> 00:19:01,973
You really hate it?

470
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,726
No, I don't hate it. I'm unsure.

471
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,728
You know, it's confusing.

472
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,897
I'm really looking
for some guidance here, E.

473
00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,649
Yeah, well, maybe
you should give it another read.

474
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,612
"Leopold furiously cooks breakfast.

475
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:18,448
Curtis enters and Leopold,
overcome by his presence,

476
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,867
sears his hand
over the hot sizzling bacon.

477
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,869
Curtis begins to weep."

478
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,914
- It's written in haiku.
- The guy's an original.

479
00:19:26,541 --> 00:19:28,667
I'm a little surprised
we're off on this.

480
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,752
Maybe it's just
my head space right now.

481
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,879
But if you think I should do it...

482
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,215
Do you think I should do it?
I really trust your opinion.

483
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,176
I think Billy's gonna
make a great movie.

484
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:39,594
So you were happy with
what he did on "Medellin"?

485
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:42,973
It got into Cannes.

486
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,935
Okay, I'll do it.

487
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,104
- Okay.
- Okay.

488
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:51,690
I'm sure Billy and Vince
will be happy to hear that.

489
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,149
So do you have to go to the airport?

490
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,943
Yeah, the flight leaves at 6:30.

491
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,696
Oh, you've got some time.
Do you want a drink?

492
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,197
Sounds good.

493
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,411
Well, I think I'm excited.

494
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,622
You know, I'm excited
to start a new movie

495
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:10,250
and to be free
from my loser boyfriend.

496
00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,627
You don't sound
completely convinced.

497
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,005
Well, when you break up it's tough.

498
00:20:15,089 --> 00:20:16,965
It's weird. I was with Dave for so long

499
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,802
that I've completely shut off
any possibility of somebody else.

500
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,512
Fortunately,
you're not gonna have to do much.

501
00:20:22,597 --> 00:20:24,556
Once people find out you're single,
they're gonna be lining up.

502
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:25,765
Oh.

503
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,602
I'm gonna tell you something
that's completely embarrassing,

504
00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:29,769
but that'll cheer you up.

505
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:30,896
Yeah?

506
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,606
When we first met,
I thought you were cute.

507
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:33,940
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

508
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:36,234
And I thought
our first dinner was a date.

509
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,403
- Oh my god, are you serious?
- Yeah.

510
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:40,655
Oh, I'm such an asshole.

511
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,157
No. No.

512
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,909
So you don't hate me for it?

513
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:46,328
- No, I'm happy to be working with you.
- Me too.

514
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:48,580
And I'm glad you've become
a good friend.

515
00:20:49,498 --> 00:20:51,041
And I thought you were cute too

516
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,626
when I crashed into you.

517
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,210
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

518
00:20:55,922 --> 00:21:01,051
What?

519
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:04,220
I don't really like
Billy's script, Anna.

520
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,016
I don't understand.

521
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:14,648
- (SIGHS)
- Welcome to Marquis Jet, gentlemen.

522
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:16,858
And a very warm welcome it is.

523
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,444
Will you ladies be
joining us on our trip to France?

524
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:21,738
No, but you'll be in their good hands.

525
00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:23,740
Hi, Vince.

526
00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,867
The friendly skies at last.

527
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,121
Somebody grab my fucking luggage.

528
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:31,998
DRAMA: You got a lot of bags, Billy?

529
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,377
I like a lot of wardrobe choices
too when traveling abroad.

530
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,462
I got one bag, Drama, you fruit cup,

531
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,382
but I took three Ambiens
and I can't lift my arms.

532
00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:42,467
- Hey, what's up?
- (LAUGHS) Fruit cup.

533
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:44,552
There they are, boys of "Medellin."

534
00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,263
I want you all to say hello
to Mr. Sydney Pollack.

535
00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:48,890
Hey, Sydney. Big fan.

536
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,184
Me too, Vince.
Pleasure to have you guys.

537
00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:53,353
Pleasure to be had, Sydney.

538
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:55,021
In fact, I've been dying to meet you

539
00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,606
ever since I played the Redford role

540
00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,400
in "The Way We Were" off-Broadway.

541
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:01,069
- You played that part?
- Yeah. You don't see it?

542
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,113
- Uh, well...
- Are we ready to go?

543
00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:05,198
No, actually,
we're waiting for one more.

544
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,325
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait a minute. Five... we said five.

545
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:10,662
Uh, I miscalculated,
but it is no problem.

546
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,039
We'll take the late little man
and put him in the overhead.

547
00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:15,041
Every passenger
has to have their own seat, sir.

548
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:16,292
That's F.A.A. Regulations.

549
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:18,503
Ari, rules. Come on,

550
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,338
I got my eight people to take care of.

551
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:22,173
You guys work it out
and we'll see you on the plane.

552
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,634
- I'm sorry about that, Vince.
- Hey, no problem.

553
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,264
What the hell, Ari?

554
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:30,890
BILLY: No one said
an agent could count.

555
00:22:30,975 --> 00:22:33,727
I screwed up, okay?
But I can remedy this situation.

556
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:36,688
Everyone that does not
have a purpose in Cannes, say "Aye."

557
00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,481
Turtle, Drama, don't hold back.

558
00:22:38,566 --> 00:22:40,233
Hey, I have a purpose there, Ari...

559
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,694
To raise the awareness
of Johnny Chase...

560
00:22:42,778 --> 00:22:44,529
A purpose that also
translates to cash

561
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:46,322
in the Miller-Gold pockets,
I might add.

562
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:49,451
Look, guys, Drama's right. He has
more of a purpose there than me.

563
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,077
I'll stay back. It's cool. Don't worry.

564
00:22:51,162 --> 00:22:53,121
- Boom.
- Oh, great. Now I feel terrible.

565
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,290
- It's fine.
- Nobody's hanging back

566
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:57,250
or everybody's hanging back, okay?

567
00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,210
Vinnie, what are you talking about?
You bled for this thing.

568
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:01,880
- You've gotta go. It's your movie.
- We all bled for it, Ari.

569
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:04,340
We'll get another plane tomorrow,
'cause tonight it's all or none.

570
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,968
- There may not be a plane tomorrow.
- Billy, why don't you go?

571
00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,013
Eh, fuck it. I'm a team player.

572
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:12,515
Look, I will bail.
I gotta salvage a marriage anyway.

573
00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:13,558
Don't worry about it.

574
00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,560
No, no, "all or none of us"
includes you, Ari.

575
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,604
Excuse me, ladies,
would you mind telling Mr. Pollack

576
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:19,564
that we're gonna have to
catch another ride?

577
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:21,900
Hey, Vin, should we call E,
tell him not even to bother?

578
00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:23,818
Unless my triple vision's
getting the best of me,

579
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:25,320
that looks like him right there.

580
00:23:25,404 --> 00:23:27,489
- Sorry I'm late, guys.
- You're not.

581
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,908
We sacrificed the plane
to the god of friendship.

582
00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,076
What?

583
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,702
Billy, if it's meant to be,
we'll get there.

584
00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,829
- How'd the meeting go?
- Not great.

585
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,790
- So she's not gonna do it?
- No, she's not doing it.

586
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,625
Good.
I was thinking I wanted to keep it.

587
00:23:38,709 --> 00:23:40,627
- As the brother anyway.
- Hello.

588
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:42,921
LLOYD: Ari, since
you didn't want to sail the open seas with me,

589
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,715
I'm taking Tom on a Rosie cruise
to Puerto Vallarta for a week.

590
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,759
- Sounds good, Lloyd.
- We are on our way

591
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,427
and I'm not even asking permission.

592
00:23:49,512 --> 00:23:52,347
All right. Listen, have a great
time, wear a life vest,

593
00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:54,641
'cause the only bobbing
you should be doing is on Tom's cock.

594
00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:55,892
Thanks, Ari.

595
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,062
So what now, Ari?

596
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:00,438
Turtle, what's up? How are you doing?

597
00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:01,606
Kanye, what's up, man?

598
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:03,316
- How are you doing?
- I've been good.

599
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,443
How does Turtle know Kanye?

600
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,987
- Yo, what's up, Turtle?
- Kanye, Ari Gold. How are you?

601
00:24:08,072 --> 00:24:09,781
I called your manager
about you and I sitting down

602
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:12,033
for a little meet-and-greet.
You know my boy Vinnie, right?

603
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,868
Yeah, I know Vince.

604
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:15,870
What's up, Kanye? How have you been?

605
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:17,747
- Good. Where are you headed?
- Nowhere.

606
00:24:17,832 --> 00:24:19,791
We got no plane, man.
Where are you guys heading?

607
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:21,918
We're going to London.
We're just chilling out for a second.

608
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:23,586
How much room you got?

609
00:24:23,671 --> 00:24:25,463
We got a little room.

610
00:24:27,508 --> 00:24:29,342
Well, you feel like making
a quick stop in Cannes?

611
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,302
Not really. I mean...

612
00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:33,138
You'd be really helping us out.

613
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:34,681
Yeah, I mean, like...

614
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:36,850
- Who do we know in Cannes?
- Everybody.

615
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,643
Everybody's over there.

616
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:41,104
- It would really mean a lot to us.
- Come on, Kanye.

617
00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:43,148
Well, I guess we're going to Cannes.

618
00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,942
- (ALL CHEERING)
- Kanye to the rescue.

619
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:54,325
Vinnie, go ahead.
I'm just gonna make a quick call.

620
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:56,327
- To your wife?
- Yes. Leave no man behind.

621
00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,746
Put in a good word to Kanye for me.

622
00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,291
- (PHONE RINGS)
- Hello.

623
00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:04,002
Baby, listen,
it's not that I didn't want you to go.

624
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:05,670
I love you by my side always.

625
00:25:05,754 --> 00:25:08,256
It's just that I wanted to be
one of the boys for once

626
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:09,924
with Vinnie and everyone. I just...

627
00:25:10,259 --> 00:25:12,719
I wanted to feel
young again, you know?

628
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:14,512
But now I know that I don't

629
00:25:14,597 --> 00:25:16,639
and I want to feel my age with you.

630
00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:20,018
That's sort of a sweet sentiment, Ari.

631
00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,562
I want you to get down here.
Come on down, honey.

632
00:25:23,230 --> 00:25:25,899
Go on your boys' trip, Ari.
I understand.

633
00:25:25,983 --> 00:25:27,233
If you'd been honest
from the beginning,

634
00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:28,860
we would have been all good.

635
00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,612
- Really?
- Really.

636
00:25:30,905 --> 00:25:32,697
But I do want you to come.

637
00:25:33,449 --> 00:25:35,450
I know, and that's enough for me.

638
00:25:36,035 --> 00:25:37,952
- You're amazing.
- Thank you, Ari.

639
00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:40,788
Oh, and thank you
for all the lavish gifts.

640
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:42,123
It was very thoughtful.

641
00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:43,833
You deserve it.

642
00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:45,710
Uh, how thoughtful was I?

643
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,630
- Have a safe flight, Ari.
- I love you.

644
00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,636
- So she fired you?
- Yep.

645
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,888
- Will she maybe still date you?
- Nope.

646
00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,681
- TURTLE: Tough break.
- Sorry, E.

647
00:25:58,766 --> 00:26:00,808
She'll maybe still date me.

648
00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:04,646
- Bringing your wife, Ari?
- No, and I'm actually sad.

649
00:26:04,855 --> 00:26:06,564
Yo, what up, everybody? It's Kanye

650
00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:08,900
and we're getting
ready to take off in just a few minutes.

651
00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,485
And for those of you who don't know,

652
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:12,362
I actually took flying lessons a week ago,

653
00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:14,239
and even though it's totally illegal,

654
00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:16,491
I'm gonna fly us out of here.

655
00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:20,745
Nah, I'm just fucking with you.

656
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:23,414
I'm just fucking with you. We've got
some real old-school pilot,

657
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,750
used to fly
Air Force One, extremely old.

658
00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,002
Actually, it might be his last flight.
He's gonna retire.

659
00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,630
And just a little heads up:
When you see the flight attendants

660
00:26:30,714 --> 00:26:32,423
coming down the aisle,
Mandy and Sandy,

661
00:26:32,508 --> 00:26:35,551
feel free to get a massage,
'cause it's crazy.

662
00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:37,637
- It's crazy.
- (LAUGHS)

663
00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:39,847
Good afternoon, gentlemen.

664
00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,392
I'm hot stone. She's shiatsu.

665
00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:45,103
- Can I freshen up your drink for you?
- DRAMA: Yes, you can.

666
00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:47,605
- Still sad, Ari?
- Yeah,

667
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:50,024
but I will get over it.

668
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,234
- Cheers to that.
- Yeah.

669
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,318
Cheers.

670
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,541
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)

