1 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,424 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:14,365 (FRENCH POP MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:44,604 - ARl: Wow. - Three years and a 14-hour flight, 4 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:46,481 we've finally arrived. Pretty amazing. 5 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:49,066 Jumping on the bandwagon a little last minute, Suit. 6 00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:51,736 Nah, he's being positive and I appreciate it. 7 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,572 But the big question is, can he stay positive the whole time? 8 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:56,324 ARl: I am positive he cannot. 9 00:01:56,408 --> 00:01:57,909 TURTLE: Come on, guys, let's give him a chance. 10 00:01:57,993 --> 00:02:00,620 BILLY: He had his chances all year. We should've left him in the States. 11 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:02,538 Why does it feel like you did? 12 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:06,000 The thing about negativity, E, is it breeds bad outcomes. 13 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:08,544 - I begged you to watch "The Secret." - I watched "The Secret." 14 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:11,047 I don't buy that you can get a Ferrari by just wishing for one. 15 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,132 I wished for an Aston Martin and got me one. 16 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:14,383 Vince got you one, Turtle. 17 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,177 Yeah, but I wished Vince would be a big enough star 18 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,553 so he could afford to get me one. 19 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:18,638 Thanks, Turtle. 20 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:19,931 ARl: It doesn't matter what any of you wish 21 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,641 because you are with the master of the universe 22 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:24,811 and he will deliver a sale of "Medellin" not to be believed. 23 00:02:24,895 --> 00:02:26,729 - I sure hope so. - BILLY: No need to hope, Vince. 24 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:29,440 This film will sell itself. Ari will be nothing more 25 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:32,151 than a marionette that shakes his head yes or no, 26 00:02:32,236 --> 00:02:33,986 or says "double your offer." 27 00:02:34,071 --> 00:02:36,531 - Do you believe that, E? - I do, Vince. I do believe it. 28 00:02:36,615 --> 00:02:38,866 No, I need you to believe it. Don't lie to me. 29 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:41,994 I need you to really believe that this movie's good and will sell. 30 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,163 - I do! - Do you believe him? 31 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:45,456 ALL: No! 32 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,210 - (TURTLE WHISPERS) Nice! - DRAMA: Oh yeah! 33 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,463 Bonjour. We're checking in under the Vincent Chase party. 34 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:55,091 Except for me. I'm under my own party... Johnny Chase. 35 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:58,553 - WOMAN: Johnny... - They loved "Viking Quest" in France. 36 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:00,930 What the hell is "Viking Quest"? 37 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:04,392 YAIR: Is that the "Medellin" crew I spot coming into my city? 38 00:03:04,476 --> 00:03:05,726 (VINCE WHISPERS) Jesus, where's the wife? 39 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:07,019 Ari, how are you? 40 00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:09,522 - Good to see you. - Vincent Chase! 41 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,566 - Yair, how are you? - Me? I'm hot. 42 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,360 Not as hot as you. "Medellin"... it is the talk of the festival. 43 00:03:14,444 --> 00:03:16,070 - Yeah, well... - Feeling good about it? 44 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:20,116 Good? This film is the best film in the history of this film festival. 45 00:03:20,284 --> 00:03:22,493 - (CHUCKLES) - You could have produced it, Yair. 46 00:03:22,578 --> 00:03:24,704 It's going to be one of the great regrets of your life. 47 00:03:24,788 --> 00:03:25,872 He's feeling confident. 48 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:28,082 - BILLY: As he should. - Well, I am here to buy a movie, guys. 49 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,376 And my pockets, they are deep. 50 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:33,588 We're sorry, but we're here to sell to Americans so that people can see 51 00:03:33,672 --> 00:03:36,257 "Medellin" in the States, not in the Arab Emirates. 52 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:39,552 - (LAUGHS) - Don't underestimate me, Ari. 53 00:03:39,636 --> 00:03:43,180 I'm making big moves. Why don't you and the guys join me on my boat 54 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,558 for a fabulous soiree and I'll tell you all about it? 55 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:48,728 We'd love to but we're going to go to Brad and Angelina's boat today. 56 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,313 They're throwing a party this afternoon. 57 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,565 That was yesterday, Ari. 58 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,067 I get the feeling you boys are blowing me off, yes? 59 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,110 No. 60 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:57,945 I mean, if it's my wife you are concerned about, 61 00:03:58,030 --> 00:03:59,864 Vincent, she's not here. 62 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:01,741 - No. - We are through. 63 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,160 See, that's my new girl over there. 64 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,204 Trust me, I'd never let you fuck her, huh? 65 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,249 No, it's not that. It's just we're tired from the trip. 66 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:11,375 We have photo op in an hour. 67 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,419 ERIC: You should come to the screening tomorrow, Yair. 68 00:04:13,503 --> 00:04:14,754 If he can get a ticket. 69 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,255 DRAMA: What do you mean you sold out? 70 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:19,342 I'm Johnny Chase. I booked this months ago. 71 00:04:19,426 --> 00:04:21,177 Check again. 72 00:04:21,929 --> 00:04:25,431 - Fucking French cocksuckers. - This is like Sundance all over again. 73 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:27,600 - Can he stay with E, Vince, please? - I'm not staying with E. 74 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:29,268 - No, you're not. - You're not staying with me. 75 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,771 - I'm not staying with anybody. - BILLY: Sleep on the sand. 76 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:33,814 VINCE: They said they'd have a room for you in a couple of hours. 77 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:34,899 Just relax, guys. 78 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,275 They'd better because I've been dreaming 79 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,445 about this trip for months, picturing myself out on my balcony, 80 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:41,113 overlooking... 81 00:04:41,365 --> 00:04:42,323 What's that water they got out here? 82 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:43,449 Perrier. 83 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,451 - The Mediterranean. - The Mediterranean. 84 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:47,244 Me and some French beauty locked up in our own 85 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:49,288 "Last Tango in Paris" kind of way, 86 00:04:49,373 --> 00:04:51,499 living off Dom Perignon and profiteroles 87 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:53,501 and doing nothing but fucking. 88 00:04:53,585 --> 00:04:55,795 BILLY: You can't find anyone to fuck in L.A., Drama. 89 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:58,005 What makes you think you're gonna find someone here? 90 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:00,007 Because I'm a celebrity out here, Billy. 91 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:01,926 VINCE: Uh, you're a celebrity in L.A., Johnny. 92 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:05,054 Not like France. In France, I'm a Viking god. 93 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:07,014 (SCOFFS) "A Viking god"? 94 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,809 You doubt that? Check French Amazon's top sellers. 95 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:12,895 "Viking Quest" has been on there as long as "Dark Side of the Moon." 96 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:17,024 Well, even Jerry Lewis gets pussy here, so who knows? 97 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,985 BELLHOP: Monsieur Chase, this is your room right here. 98 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,194 This is incredible. 99 00:05:20,278 --> 00:05:21,946 ERIC: Wow, they all this big? 100 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,364 Four in a row, all identical, 101 00:05:23,448 --> 00:05:25,825 - all with this view. - TURTLE: Unreal! 102 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:29,203 Fucking French cocksuckers. 103 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:31,497 What's the matter, Lloyd, you and Tom want to listen 104 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,165 to my voice while you dildo each other? 105 00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,167 No, I have Nicky Rubenstein for you. 106 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,712 Tell him you're on a cruise with your very own king of the world 107 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:41,340 and have him call me direct. Can I get a Nutella, please? 108 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:43,259 - Are you eating crepes, Ari? - No. 109 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:44,427 Walk away, Ari Gold. 110 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:46,554 You know you can't wheel and deal with a big fat belly. 111 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,556 - I need energy, Lloyd. - Okay, okay. 112 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,684 Nicky, you're on with Ari. Ari, you have Nicky. 113 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,436 Lower, Tom, lower! 114 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:54,979 Oh! Ohh-hhh. 115 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:58,065 - Hey, Ari. - Nicky Rubenstein, 116 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,067 how's my favorite stay-at-home convict? 117 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:02,403 Well, I'm not there so how the fuck do you think I am? 118 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:04,822 Why don't you rip off that anklet, hop on a plane? 119 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,158 You still have time to make it before the screening. 120 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:09,869 Right. The judge won't even let me remove it to get rid of this rash. 121 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,371 - GIRL: Ew! - So I just got a call from Yair Marx. 122 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:13,456 And? 123 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:15,541 And he would love to tell you all about his new company. 124 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,001 It's a waste of time, Nicky. 125 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,253 You got something better to do Ari, or? 126 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,756 Yeah. Vince wants to find some French models to undress. 127 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:24,300 I didn't pay for you to go down there to have a fucking vacation. 128 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,802 Yair Marx is not a real buyer. 129 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:28,095 Well, his money's real. 130 00:06:28,180 --> 00:06:30,556 And until you find a realer one, I suggest you go over there 131 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:31,891 and listen to everything he has to say. 132 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,726 - Nicky! - Ari, I would've hired a sales rep 133 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,186 if I thought you were gonna be a pain in the ass. 134 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,854 - Nicky, listen to me... - Shut the fuck up, Ari! 135 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:39,023 This is my thing, okay? I'm in charge. 136 00:06:39,107 --> 00:06:41,400 So get your ass over to the party with Vince and Walsh 137 00:06:41,485 --> 00:06:42,526 before I pull my credit card 138 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,653 and you guys are paying for your own incidentals! 139 00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,198 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 140 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:06,550 Look at all the girls. This might not be so bad after all. 141 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,385 If I had a room it would be phenomenal. 142 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:09,428 You know what, Drama? 143 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:12,098 You get a girl, you can have my room till yours is ready. 144 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:13,682 (OTHERS IN UNISON) Or mine. 145 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:15,684 Okay, hotshots, give me your keys. 146 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:17,686 Just know, once I go in, 147 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,022 - I ain't coming back out. - Oh-hhh! 148 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,816 Get the girl first, all right? 149 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,692 - Then we'll talk. - All right. 150 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:27,196 - Hi. You're Tarvold. - That's right. 151 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:29,615 - (SPEAKS FRENCH) - (SQUEALS) 152 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:31,742 Come dance, Tarvold. 153 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,744 - The keys, Turtle, keys. - Fuck that, Tarvold. 154 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,038 - (GIRLS SQUEAL) - ERIC: So this is Cannes, huh? 155 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:38,290 Hanging out with a bunch of freaky Eurotrash? 156 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,959 - E's being negative, Vince. - Shut up. 157 00:07:40,752 --> 00:07:42,753 Ah, the boys have arrived. 158 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:46,006 Thank you for coming. We have caviar, Cristal, 159 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,717 and all the longest legs in France, huh? 160 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:50,636 You like? 161 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:54,390 You know, I'm kind of an ass man, myself, but they'll do. 162 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,850 Genevieve, Genevieve. 163 00:07:57,602 --> 00:07:59,645 You take this man down to the guest bedroom, 164 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,105 you give him your best blowjob, huh? 165 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,400 A thousand thanks. (LAUGHS) 166 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,319 Now we men will go down to my stateroom 167 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:08,779 and we talk. 168 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:15,035 - I'm gonna get my balls licked later. - Can't help you there, Billy. 169 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,462 ARl: What's going on, Yair? 170 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:27,256 I want an early look at your movie, huh? 171 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:28,674 I want to see it before everyone else. 172 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:29,800 (BILLY LAUGHS) 173 00:08:29,885 --> 00:08:32,428 Hey, if I like what I see I pay big money. 174 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:33,554 Everyone's going to like what they see 175 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:35,472 and everyone's going to pay big money, so stand in line. 176 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,267 No one has the kind of money that I have. 177 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,311 - I pay in euros. - (ARI LAUGHS) 178 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,521 Raffi! Raffi! Bring in the gold. 179 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:45,274 - VINCE: What's this? - It's party favors. 180 00:08:45,358 --> 00:08:46,692 Open them. 181 00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,739 - Where's mine? - You take 10% of Vince's. 182 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,158 - (CHUCKLES) - ERIC: We appreciate this, Yair. 183 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,243 But, uh, we can't accept these. 184 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:58,704 I could accept it, but I got a gold Rolex from my parents 185 00:08:58,788 --> 00:09:00,539 for high school graduation. 186 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,416 But I love that Patek Philippe you're rocking. 187 00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,126 You have a good eye, Mr. Walsh. 188 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,004 Tell you what, you show me your movie, it is yours. 189 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,172 Never happen. 190 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:10,507 Yair, we waited three months for tomorrow night. 191 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,426 There's no way we can show it early. 192 00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:15,012 Ari, please tell these boys how much money I have. 193 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,640 Uh, too much, but what you don't have is distribution. 194 00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:19,391 Ahhh, I do now. 195 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:24,021 I am announcing it tomorrow. I am sinking 100 mil into a new outlet. 196 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:28,025 I hired the head of Pixar marketing... you know the girl who did "Nemo"? 197 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,611 I love that fish. I am very real 198 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,822 and I want "Medellin" to be my first real acquisition. 199 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,616 We'll talk tomorrow after you watch the movie. 200 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,034 Is there no way I can change your mind? 201 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:39,620 Not unless you still have the Mossad on retainer. 202 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,665 VINCE: Sorry, Yair. 203 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,833 Would you be offended if I sold this? 204 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,335 Ah, never mind. 205 00:09:48,213 --> 00:09:49,255 $20 million. 206 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,383 - ERIC: What? - I offer $20 million 207 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,260 sight unseen, we announce it tomorrow. 208 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,262 - Yair... - $25 million. 209 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:59,181 - Yair, our budget was 35 million. - 35 then. 210 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,433 I am not playing games. 211 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:04,186 I give you till before the screening to give me an answer. 212 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,232 Oh, Mr. Walsh... for your consideration. 213 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,115 (LAUGHS) 214 00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:18,075 That's amazing. I didn't even know that episode aired 215 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,994 'cause we got canceled in the middle of shooting it. 216 00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:22,329 It aired here. I must have seen it 100 times. 217 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,873 - 100? Come on. - I'm not exaggerating. 218 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,667 My whole family, especially my father, 219 00:10:26,751 --> 00:10:28,794 was obsessed with "Viking Quest." 220 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:33,257 At 9:00 P.M. Every Thursday, he'd yell... (SPEAKS FRENCH) 221 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,800 - Really? - Oui! 222 00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:38,012 He even bought my brother the uniform that you donned on the show 223 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,471 for his birthday one year. 224 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:42,266 And he'd wear it so proudly, even though... 225 00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,768 his muscles were not as big as yours. 226 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,689 - That's amazing. - Amazing is meeting you, 227 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,733 - here. - Yeah. 228 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,943 So shall we go back to your hotel? 229 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,739 Uh, yeah, yeah. Well, if we wait about... 230 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:59,491 30 minutes and then walked really slow, 231 00:10:59,576 --> 00:11:01,160 my room should be ready. 232 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:07,291 Can he really write that check, Ari? 233 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,334 Yair won't write a check. 234 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:11,045 He'll deliver cash in multiple duffle bags. 235 00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:13,505 Does everyone get a bag like the watch? 236 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:16,717 - Turtle, I think you've had enough. - I do feel good, Vince. 237 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:18,677 Look, nobody's getting anything from the guy. 238 00:11:18,762 --> 00:11:20,429 I want to sell to a studio, 239 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,598 a studio that's known for winning Oscars. 240 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,682 I agree. 241 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,185 - But it is a good offer, no? - VINCE: E, I mean... 242 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,771 Does nobody but me think we should seriously consider this? 243 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,023 - BILLY/VINCE: No. - It's a good money offer, yes, 244 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,566 but do you really want to be the guinea pig 245 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,276 in this guy's new distributing company? 246 00:11:34,361 --> 00:11:37,196 The guy's not gonna sink $35 million into a movie and just let it die, Ari. 247 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:39,031 - E, I know you're nervous... - BILLY: E's not nervous, 248 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,825 - he's a class-A pussy. - A pussy? 249 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:42,910 Nobody's seen the movie. 250 00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:44,745 We've got an offer that can get us all our money back. 251 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,872 - It's never been about the money. - It became about that 252 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,625 when we emptied our bank accounts and put every dollar we had into it. 253 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:50,876 Who cares about money? 254 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,586 You didn't put any in, so why would you, Billy? 255 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,589 I told you I'd buy you out. Just say the word and you'd have no risk. 256 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,758 - And no reward. - Is that what you want? 257 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,968 E, in or out, it's up to you. 258 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,971 I'm in. I'm in. 259 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:06,183 You sure? You can come by and shine up Vince's Oscar any time. 260 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,560 - I'm in. - Big balls for a little man, I love it. 261 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,646 Let's call Nicky and see if he's got them as well. 262 00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:20,572 - Please tell me my room is ready. - But of course, Mr. Chase. 263 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,990 Just like I said. 264 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:29,373 Oh, Jacqueline, you have a beautiful je ne sais quoi. 265 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,792 And you are very funny. 266 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:35,212 - Oui oui. - I'm missing your funny face on TV. 267 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,674 I have a new show now. It hasn't hit France yet, but it will. 268 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,760 - I cannot wait. - This is it, Mr. Chase. 269 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,513 Wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm supposed to be on the ocean side. 270 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,974 Johnny, it's okay. 271 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,858 Oh no, no, no, no, no. This is no good. 272 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,818 - Is something wrong? - Everything's wrong. 273 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:01,864 There's no balcony, no view, no room for a tray of profiteroles. 274 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:05,159 But there is a bed, Johnny. That's all we need. 275 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:10,205 - Thank you very much. Have a nice day. - Thank you. 276 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,042 Come over here, you! 277 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,425 What's wrong? 278 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,553 I want this to be special, really special. 279 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:26,972 Give me five minutes. I'm gonna go downstairs. 280 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,557 I'm gonna talk to the manager. 281 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,809 - No. No. - I'm gonna make it perfect. 282 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,145 - Trust me. - I trust you, Johnny. 283 00:13:33,563 --> 00:13:35,564 You're my Viking warrior. 284 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,442 Back in five. 285 00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,068 Le victory! 286 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:42,529 Oooh, you gave me chills. 287 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:45,407 Back in a flash, ma cherie. 288 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,912 Nicky, calm down. Jesus Christ! 289 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,830 Hey, don't tell me to fucking calm down, Ari. 290 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,416 Listen, it's the first offer... the first of many. 291 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,752 - Yeah well, I wanna take it. - No you don't. 292 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,463 Yes, I do actually, Ari. I should have taken Harvey's offer when you got it. 293 00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,256 No, you shouldn't and you shouldn't take this one 294 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,967 because Yair Marx will fuck this movie up. 295 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,386 What movie is that, Ari? The movie my director won't 296 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,597 let me see even though I sunk $30 fucking million into it? 297 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:11,266 What are you so panicked about? 298 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,684 This is very stressful, Ari, okay? 299 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:13,936 I've been sober for nearly a year 300 00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,896 which is not easy with fucking enablers around! 301 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:17,105 Party pooper. 302 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:18,690 Plus I'm having some financial difficulties. 303 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:21,527 Like what, the cupholder in your Bugatti is broken? 304 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:24,196 No, I got smoked by this cocksucker's hedge fund gone bad. 305 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,740 I'm in really bad shape. If I don't get my money out of this film, 306 00:14:26,824 --> 00:14:28,325 I'm going to have to move to the fucking Valley. 307 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,368 Ew. 308 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,245 Can you two shut the fuck up? I'm not paying you to talk. 309 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:32,704 Nicky, trust me. 310 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,207 - You will get other offers. - How do you know? 311 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,376 The same way I knew your father was banging his secretary 312 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,087 before everyone in town did: Instinct. Nicky, 313 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:43,131 trust me, baby, we will get better offers. 314 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:45,217 Okay, Ari, you've got until screening time 315 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,426 to work this shit out, okay? 316 00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:48,303 Because I'm not taking any fucking chances. Au revoir. 317 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,429 I'm sorry I snapped. 318 00:14:49,847 --> 00:14:52,683 I'm an American citizen. You can't treat me like this. 319 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,560 Please, Mr. Chase, calm your voice. 320 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,563 Don't tell me to calm down. I booked this room three months ago, 321 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,356 confirmed it a dozen times at least. 322 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,359 But we have no record of it, and now you want the honeymoon suite? 323 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:04,486 - But I am afraid it is occupied. - By who? 324 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,281 Honeymooners. What does it matter? 325 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,324 You would never treat George Clooney this way. 326 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,326 Ah, Monsieur Clooney... 327 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,537 - film actor. - Oh ho ho ho. 328 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:17,249 - Keep pushing me, buddy. - Are we finished here? 329 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:20,043 - No, I want my suite! - Well... 330 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,504 there is nothing that can be done about that. 331 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,340 So why don't you stop acting like a spoiled vulgar American 332 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,009 and enjoy your stay? 333 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,677 Fuck you. 334 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,221 - I beg your pardon? - You heard me, 335 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,515 you pompous French fuck. Fuck you! 336 00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,643 I would like you to leave my hotel and never return. 337 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,145 I'd like to see you make me. 338 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:39,563 Hmph. 339 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:43,692 Marcel, show Monsieur Chase to the curb. 340 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,236 Oh hey, get your fucking hands off me. 341 00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:47,821 (GROANS) Okay okay okay. 342 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,157 Let me just go up to my room and get my girl, okay? 343 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,200 Hey, someone go up to room 402, 344 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,203 get my girl, tell her Tarvold will be waiting for her. 345 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,623 Get your hands off me... 346 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,125 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 347 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,545 I am on vacation, Ari! 348 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:07,174 You're going to be on permanent vacation if we don't sell this movie. 349 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:09,259 Now I want you to break out your pink Rolodex, 350 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:12,220 call every queer assistant in town and tell them 351 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:15,432 to open their mouths like J.T. Is going to drop a load in it. 352 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,393 The disinformation campaign starts now. 353 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:21,647 Time is of the essence. I want you to hype this bitch! 354 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,149 That's your genius plan, Ari? 355 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:26,443 I got plenty of genius plans. You guys just do your jobs. 356 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,945 - What's that? - To hype this movie in there 357 00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,031 like you got the next "Pulp Fiction" and smile. 358 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,992 Mr. Chase, Mr. Walsh. 359 00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:36,620 - ARl: I'll see you guys in there. - And Mr? 360 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,664 Uh, Murphy. I'm the producer. 361 00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:41,083 Oh. We'll announce you in just a moment. 362 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,090 Where's Jacqueline? 363 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,717 - Did you go to the room? - Oui... 364 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:52,594 But mademoiselle, she wasn't there. 365 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,805 - Yeah, but... - Perhaps she has left. 366 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,015 I've been waiting here the whole time... I would've seen her. 367 00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,685 - Maybe she went out the back. - This ain't the back? 368 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,020 - Jesus Christ. - I'm very sorry, 369 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:04,106 but I must get back to work before they see me speaking to you. 370 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,732 (SIGHS) 371 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,567 (CLEARS THROAT) 372 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,403 What? 373 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,618 (SPEAKS FRENCH) 374 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,413 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 375 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,379 Dana Gordon, here supporting the family. I love it. 376 00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,548 - You saving a seat for me? - Actually I was hoping 377 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,550 we wouldn't have to speak till after the screening. 378 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,427 Unfortunately, we actually do. 379 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:36,346 - Why, what's up? - (CLEARS THROAT) 380 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:40,308 Well, I'm only telling you this... don't tell a soul. 381 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:43,437 - We are selling "Medellin" tonight. - Uh-huh. 382 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,689 - No one's seen it. - We have an offer. 383 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,232 - From who? - It doesn't matter. 384 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:48,984 It's on the table and it's big. 385 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,027 What are you trying to pull, Ari? 386 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,571 I'm trying to make sure you don't lose 387 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,656 the next Vinnie Chase- Billy Walsh masterpiece. 388 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,033 We don't buy movies without seeing them. 389 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,577 No, you just hire people off them. 390 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,079 You don't really want someone else in control of this thing 391 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,581 while you're producing "Clouds," do you? 392 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,665 (LAUGHS) 393 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,334 It's called "Silo" now, Ari, or did you forget 394 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,587 that that's the movie your clients decided to make? 395 00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:10,756 Whatever. Just tell your boss, all right? 396 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,341 You're full of shit. 397 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,386 I was full of shit when I told you I had a condom at Live Aid, 398 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,139 this, on my children's names, is real. 399 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,850 Mesdames et messieurs, ladies and gentlemen, 400 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,352 the star and the creators of "Medellin," 401 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,438 Monsieur Vincent Chase; 402 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:29,191 Le realisateur... the director, monsieur Billy Walsh; 403 00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:32,694 et le producteur... the producer, monsieur Eric... 404 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,696 Murphy. Eric Murphy. 405 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,531 Eric Murphy. Pardon. 406 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:43,205 (BALLAD PLAYING) 407 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:02,933 Excusez-moi. 408 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,976 - Oui. - Do you know this girl? 409 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,480 - Um, no. No. - Maybe you've seen her. 410 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,190 No, desolee. 411 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:14,653 How about you ladies? Have you seen this girl at all, by any chance? 412 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,822 - No, but she's pretty. - Sorry. 413 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,031 Merci. 414 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,325 Was that Tarvold? (LAUGHING) 415 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,621 You guys killed it up there. I'm telling you, it's only a matter of time 416 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:25,997 before the offers start rolling in. 417 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,082 You really believe that, Ari? 418 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,209 I really believe it. I believe in the power of positivity. 419 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,920 I believe in "The Secret." Now will you please believe with me? 420 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,422 Not since the Nazis stormed these beaches 421 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:38,468 has a bigger group of scumbags muddied these clear blue waters. 422 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,345 - How are you, Harvey? - I'm well. 423 00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,181 I understand you guys have a hot little property. 424 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:45,267 - Well... - I heard that you had an offer. 425 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:47,018 Who did you hear that from? 426 00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:49,729 I have an assistant who keeps his ear to the ground. 427 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:52,440 - Who's it from, Universal? - Can't really talk about that now. 428 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,317 But if you want to get in the mix, we're ready to listen. 429 00:19:54,402 --> 00:19:56,194 Not if they froze my balls in dry ice. 430 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,613 Not if they stuck my dick in a lawnmower. 431 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:02,576 And you know why? It's not because I don't think it might be a good movie, 432 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:05,203 it's because I hate this little fucking prick right here. 433 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:06,872 This little fucking prick! 434 00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,045 What the fuck are you doing? 435 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:18,008 I am just apologizing for my man's indiscretion earlier 436 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,260 - with a hug, that's it. - I see. Okay, don't. Don't. 437 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,803 I gotta get a drink before I kill someone. 438 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:22,888 (ARI LAUGHS) 439 00:20:22,972 --> 00:20:24,556 All right, Harvey. All right. 440 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,850 - What the hell was that? - I'm just trying to pull 441 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:28,435 a rabbit out of the hat for you, Vinnie. 442 00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:29,811 (CELL RINGING) 443 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,355 Hello. 444 00:20:32,857 --> 00:20:35,650 Tomorrow morning, 10:00 A.M. At Le Gros Bison. 445 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,652 I'll have an offer ready. 446 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,405 Time to drink, boys. 447 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,407 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 448 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,294 Excuse me. Yair? 449 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,463 Hey, Johnny Chase. 450 00:20:56,714 --> 00:20:58,423 - Hey... - Are you okay? 451 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:02,135 Uh, not really, No. I got evicted from the hotel. 452 00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:06,097 I don't have international calling so I can't get ahold of Vince. 453 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,975 And I somehow got separated from the young lady I met on the boat. 454 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:13,688 I was wondering if you knew where she was, or if she came back here? 455 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,399 - I've got a picture of her. - Ah. 456 00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:20,111 - Her name is Jacqueline. - No, I am sorry, I don't. 457 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:23,448 Hey, hold on. Hey, any of you ladies, 458 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,867 - do you know this girl? - No. No. 459 00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:27,827 I'm sorry, Johnny. 460 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:30,830 Thanks, Yair. 461 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:36,127 You girls, excuse me for a moment. Hey, Johnny, Johnny. Hold on. 462 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:41,257 You pick. Any of these girls, they are yours, huh? 463 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:43,593 The one on the left... Cara, 464 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:46,221 her pussy's as soft as Patasi silk, huh? 465 00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:49,224 The short-haired one, Nadia, she is a gymnast. 466 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,852 She will hang upside down from the ceiling as you tickle her asshole. 467 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,814 Ah, Cecilia, she is my favorite. 468 00:21:55,898 --> 00:21:58,108 She has the best cans in Cannes. 469 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,902 So you choose. Whichever you wish, she is yours. 470 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:04,948 Well, thanks, Yair, but I don't need a girl, 471 00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:06,950 just a warm bed if you've got one. 472 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:09,786 Of course I have one of those. But, please, 473 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,414 - take Cara too. - Thanks, but really I can't. 474 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:13,999 Why not? 475 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:16,918 Because I'm in love. 476 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:20,672 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 477 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,439 Can you feel the excitement? 478 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:39,983 I've got offers and no one's seen a single frame. 479 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:41,234 ERIC: Please. Who hasn't done that, Ari? 480 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:42,569 Yeah, but I will close. 481 00:22:42,653 --> 00:22:43,653 VINCE: For how much? 482 00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:44,738 ERIC: What do you think she's gonna offer? 483 00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,865 - TURTLE: I'm guessing 150 mil. - What, are you retarded? 484 00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,199 You can get that, Ari, right? 485 00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,869 I like the faith, Turtle, but not with Dana, naw. 486 00:22:50,953 --> 00:22:53,079 - She made me split the abortion. - Jesus. 487 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,915 Long as we get with a real studio, with a real release, 488 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,876 I don't care if we sell for five bucks. 489 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,545 Well, Nicky Rubenstein would care, trust me. 490 00:23:00,796 --> 00:23:04,340 He won't let us sell this thing for one dollar less than Yair's offering. 491 00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:05,592 Then you'd better get her there, huh? 492 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:06,718 Don't worry about that. 493 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,512 Master of the universe, fellas. Enjoy the ride. 494 00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:12,140 - $15 million. - (SNICKERS) 495 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,810 15... I'm sorry. I'll keep quiet, but... 496 00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:17,645 15 mil? Come on, 497 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,981 I didn't really cancel my massage for this, did I, Dana? 498 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:22,734 Your budget will be first to be recouped upon the film's release. 499 00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,278 No way. We need much more up front. 500 00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:27,405 - But there is no more. - Come on! 501 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,449 You can do better than that. 502 00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:31,701 Richard doesn't really believe you have another offer, Ari. 503 00:23:31,786 --> 00:23:33,745 So that's it. Take it or leave it. 504 00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,997 I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to leave it. 505 00:23:36,624 --> 00:23:38,166 How much do you want, Ari? 506 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:40,794 $50 mil. 507 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,337 - 50? - Yeah. 508 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,340 Fuck you. Vince, Billy, E, I'm sorry. 509 00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:47,842 Come on, you just... are you kidding? 510 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,553 All right, Dana, Dana. Can I be honest with you? 511 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:53,598 We do have another offer on the table... 35 million... 512 00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:55,350 Exactly the budget of this movie. 513 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:57,852 Nicky Rubenstein wants to take it but we don't want to be in business... 514 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,063 It doesn't matter who we don't want to be in business with. 515 00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,440 Is it Harvey? Because my assistant thinks it's Fox. 516 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:04,818 Could be Fox, could be Universal, could be Sony. 517 00:24:04,902 --> 00:24:07,278 Could be your old boss who kicked you out on your ass, who knows? 518 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:09,864 - Dana... - Vince! It doesn't matter who, 519 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,658 and that's all we're gonna say about it. 520 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,118 Except that we want to do this with you, Dana. 521 00:24:13,202 --> 00:24:15,954 - We want to win Oscars. - But Nicky, he wants his money back. 522 00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:18,665 - So I should be talking to him. - ARl: I am him! 523 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:21,292 Just get us a reasonable price. 524 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:24,087 Okay, 50? That's reasonable? 525 00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:25,922 (PHONE RINGING) 526 00:24:26,590 --> 00:24:29,092 Look, just get our investors their money back. That's all we want. 527 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,552 It's not all I wanted. 528 00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:33,179 - Hello. - DRAMA: Hey, Turtle. 529 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,056 Hey, Drama. What's up, buddy? 530 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,558 Hey, you still holed up with that little cutie? 531 00:24:36,642 --> 00:24:37,642 No. 532 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,727 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 533 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:43,064 I just called to let you know I'm okay and I'll see you at the screening. 534 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,358 - Are you guys okay? - We're great. 535 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:48,111 Vince is about to sell the movie to Dana Gordon for like 50 mil. 536 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:50,155 Really? That's great. That's great. 537 00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:51,906 Give him a big hug for me. 538 00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,117 I'll see you at the screening party. Later. 539 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,744 Everybody hunky-dory, Johnny? 540 00:24:56,829 --> 00:25:00,707 Yeah, baby bro just got a $50 million offer for his movie. 541 00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:04,335 All right. 542 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:08,047 - I can go to 22. - We have no room here, Dana. 543 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:09,674 25. 544 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:10,842 I thought you didn't have any more money? 545 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,594 28 and I swear to God I'm done. 546 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,138 I'll go call Nicky. 547 00:25:15,222 --> 00:25:16,931 You get up from this table and it's over. 548 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,934 Look me in the face and say yes or no. 549 00:25:20,102 --> 00:25:22,437 We can't do it for less than 35, Dana, we really can't. 550 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,522 I don't have authorization to spend that much. 551 00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:26,566 Then get your authorization on the phone. 552 00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:29,944 (GROANS) Look, this is really awkward, guys. 553 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,863 I mean we're gonna be working together on the next movie 554 00:25:31,947 --> 00:25:33,323 and I'm at my limit. 555 00:25:33,657 --> 00:25:35,783 - I am sorry. - I'll take my five million 556 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,077 - after the movie turns a profit. - ERIC: Me too. 557 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,246 Well, my 237,000. 558 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:42,373 Jesus, you guys are fucking crazy. 559 00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:44,042 That's how much we believe in this, Dana. 560 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,669 Come on, make up the difference. It's less than two mil. 561 00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,464 It's not a lot. It's not a lot. 562 00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,557 - Done. - Yeah. 563 00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:01,017 I can sell this to Richard. 564 00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:04,562 All right, but you gotta... you gotta tell me. 565 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,814 - Was it Harvey? - ARl: Yes! 566 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:09,609 - It was Harvey. - Oh, I knew it! 567 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,404 - Shall we get a drink? - Yes, let's do it. 568 00:26:13,489 --> 00:26:16,324 - It'd be rude not to. - Turtle's buying. 569 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:19,160 - (PHONE RINGS) - Vin, you got the credit card? 570 00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,621 Nicky, my man, listen, 571 00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:23,206 I just got you a real studio offer 572 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:25,500 that's gonna get you back every dollar that you put in. 573 00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:26,918 That's terrific, Ari. 574 00:26:27,002 --> 00:26:28,795 I just got off the phone with Yair... 575 00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:31,047 who offered me 75. 576 00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:33,633 And I took it. (LAUGHS) 577 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,721 Line me up some rails, bitches, because we're celebrating! 578 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:41,015 - (BOTH CHEER) - We did it. 579 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,851 We fucking did it, Ari. 580 00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,021 - (GROANS) - ERIC: Dana. 581 00:26:47,106 --> 00:26:49,274 Thank you. All right, cheers. 582 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:50,817 ALL: Cheers. 583 00:26:50,901 --> 00:26:52,485 TURTLE: Dana Gordon. 584 00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:54,821 (CLAMORING) 585 00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:06,124 Drama, you've known her less than a day. How can you love her? 586 00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:08,167 I've known her long enough to know she doesn't have 587 00:27:08,252 --> 00:27:10,336 any of those things that would make me not love her. 588 00:27:10,421 --> 00:27:12,213 It doesn't bother you that she just wants to fuck you 589 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:13,381 because you're a celebrity? 590 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,799 No, I love it. 591 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:17,010 Nobody's ever wanted to sleep with me just 'cause I'm a celebrity. 592 00:27:17,094 --> 00:27:19,762 It makes me feel wanted and validated all at the same time. 593 00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,764 So, are we all miserable? 594 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:24,142 - Not in the slightest. - We're actually relieved. 595 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:26,769 - ARl: I'm relieved to hear it. - I'm not relieved. 596 00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:29,439 If that slimy Middle Eastern cocksucker fucks up this release 597 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,316 I'll kill him and I'll kill you too, Ari. 598 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:34,485 - Hey, Yair! - Johnny! 599 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:37,655 - Johnny! - Jacqueline! 600 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:40,366 Johnny, where were you? 601 00:27:40,451 --> 00:27:41,534 Hey, baby. 602 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,995 I waited for you all night at the hotel. 603 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,997 - Where were you? - I'm so sorry. I'll explain later. 604 00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:48,249 I knew this was the only place I'd find you again. 605 00:27:48,751 --> 00:27:50,376 Come here. 606 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:56,049 - (CHEERING) - (CAMERAS CLICKING) 607 00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:02,555 Everybody in for the movie the world has been waiting for. 608 00:28:02,639 --> 00:28:04,432 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 609 00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,844 ("MEDELLIN" SCORE PLAYING) 610 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:50,144 (CHICKENS CLUCKING) 611 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:04,200 So you're not upset that you're not inside at your brother's screening? 612 00:29:04,910 --> 00:29:07,078 Naw, baby bro's all grown up now. 613 00:29:07,621 --> 00:29:09,580 He don't need me anymore. 614 00:29:09,873 --> 00:29:11,416 But I need you. 615 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:13,251 Well, you have me. 616 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:17,755 I wish I had a place to take you. I've still got no room. 617 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:19,966 It doesn't matter. 618 00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:22,677 There's no one around. 619 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,391 Oooh, sexe sur la plage... 620 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:29,809 I like it. 621 00:29:36,692 --> 00:29:38,443 (CHICKEN CLUCKING) 622 00:30:05,637 --> 00:30:06,971 I love it. 623 00:30:10,893 --> 00:30:13,936 (LONE MAN BOOING) 624 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:18,274 (SCATTERED BOOING) 625 00:30:19,776 --> 00:30:21,569 Thanks for not selling me this movie, Ari. 626 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,905 It's the one nice thing you've ever done for me. 627 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:27,408 Congratulations, Yair. I hear it's all yours. 628 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:30,745 I never signed anything. 629 00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,039 What are you talking about? 630 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:35,750 That's the worst piece of shit I've ever seen! 631 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,752 Yair, we have a deal, right? 632 00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:41,005 Sue me. My company's based out of Dubai. 633 00:30:42,424 --> 00:30:43,758 Good luck. 634 00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:45,593 DANA: I'm sorry, Vince. 635 00:30:48,305 --> 00:30:51,933 Hey, where the fuck are you French faggots going?! 636 00:30:52,726 --> 00:30:54,018 Show some respect 637 00:30:54,102 --> 00:30:57,438 for the below-the-line people and watch the credits. 638 00:30:58,148 --> 00:30:59,607 What, no Q&A? 639 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:06,322 It ain't easy making a movie, huh? 640 00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:08,199 - You come to gloat, Harvey? - No, no. 641 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:11,369 I just came to say that E was right. There's genius in this. 642 00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:13,913 - You want to buy it? - I do. 643 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:16,624 For $1. 644 00:31:21,129 --> 00:31:24,549 So we lost $74,999,000. 645 00:31:24,633 --> 00:31:26,342 And $999. 646 00:31:27,970 --> 00:31:29,345 It's only money, you know? 647 00:31:29,596 --> 00:31:31,305 - And we still got Harvey. - ERIC: Again. 648 00:31:31,598 --> 00:31:34,934 And for only $24,999,000 less than when I had him. 649 00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:37,728 All I know is that Harvey is the guy you want in this situation. 650 00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,188 You should have seen "Shakespeare in Love" 651 00:31:39,273 --> 00:31:41,107 before he put his scissor hands on it. 652 00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,569 - So you think we're still good? - I know we're all good. 653 00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:46,529 - Way to be positive. - Oh please, come on. 654 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,114 The guy's about as positive 655 00:31:48,198 --> 00:31:50,783 - as Mother Teresa's AIDS test. - ERIC: Fuck you, Ari. 656 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,370 Excuse me. What's happening? 657 00:31:54,454 --> 00:31:56,581 Tarvold from "Viking Quest" has been making love 658 00:31:56,665 --> 00:31:58,541 to a woman on the beach for three hours. 659 00:32:01,086 --> 00:32:03,170 - VINCE: Come on. - ERIC: This I gotta see. 660 00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:11,012 - (VINCE LAUGHS) - Way to go, Drama! 661 00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:17,685 - (CROWD LAUGHING) - Hey, how'd it go, bro? 662 00:32:18,478 --> 00:32:21,188 - We killed it, Johnny. - Yeah! 663 00:32:22,316 --> 00:32:24,358 (CLASSIC BALLAD PLAYING) 664 00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:26,360 (CROWD CHEERING)