1 00:00:06,799 --> 00:00:08,883 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:26,919 Goal! 3 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:29,839 (GUNSHOTS) 4 00:01:33,343 --> 00:01:34,761 Our next film is Medellin, 5 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:38,222 the ultraviolent story of Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar 6 00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,975 staring Vincent Chase in a fat suit and bad makeup 7 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:43,644 that makes him look like the lovechild of Jiminy Glick 8 00:01:43,729 --> 00:01:45,021 and a case of Twinkies. 9 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,939 Now at last year's Cannes Film Festival 10 00:01:47,024 --> 00:01:49,442 Medellin from wunderkind director Billy Walsh 11 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,153 was all the buzz until people actually saw it 12 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,655 at the now legendary Hindenburg of a screening 13 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:56,240 which I myself attended. 14 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:58,534 Now I usually try to keep my opinions to myself 15 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,411 until we actually review a film on this show, 16 00:02:00,496 --> 00:02:03,748 but this time I got on my feet and I booed with the rest of the angry mob. 17 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,083 I would have thrown fruit if I'd had some. 18 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,211 Richard, this is the silliest thing to come out of South America 19 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,546 since the musical Evita. It's overacted, 20 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,549 it's underdirected, it's paced like a snail. 21 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:16,135 - Did I mention it's long too? - You did. It is. 22 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:19,055 - (SIGHS) - The year is young, but this is a good bet 23 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,307 for my top 10 of the year's worst. 24 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,059 Oh, and by the way, Vince, Al Pacino called. 25 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,144 He wants his Scarface accent back. 26 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:27,814 You know, it's a real disappointment for me because I had Vinnie Chase 27 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:30,024 on my list of stars to watch in 2005. 28 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:33,486 I think I'm gonna have him on my list of stars to watch fade in 2008. 29 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:35,196 Suck it, dickbag. 30 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,697 Medellin with a budget I cannot imagine, 31 00:02:36,782 --> 00:02:39,158 is a straight to DVD release, if you can believe it. 32 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:41,202 It can be found at... 33 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,412 Sorry, E. 34 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:46,082 It's okay. Not like I wasn't expecting it. 35 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,334 Yeah, still, once you hear it coming out of their mouths 36 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,503 on TV about you personally, it stinks. 37 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,422 I remember crying myself to sleep 38 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,300 when Roger Ebert singled out my performance in License to Drive 39 00:02:56,385 --> 00:02:58,219 as the end of the Golden Age of Cinema. 40 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,638 JACQUELINE: Oh, baby, fuck critics. What do they know? 41 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,849 Nothing, baby. Nothing. 42 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:04,976 Will you mind telling me when someone else is in the room? 43 00:03:05,060 --> 00:03:06,894 - Sorry, E. - That's okay, Jacqueline. 44 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,855 I just like to know you're there. How's France? 45 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:09,939 It's lovely. 46 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,149 When are we gonna see you again three dimensionally? 47 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:14,026 - Soon, I hope. - Not soon enough. 48 00:03:14,111 --> 00:03:17,655 - Oh, baby. - I miss you, baby. 49 00:03:17,739 --> 00:03:19,282 I miss you too, baby. 50 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,117 All right, I'm gonna talk to E for a second. 51 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,202 I'll check back in after I wash up. 52 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:25,705 Okay, baby. I love you. 53 00:03:25,789 --> 00:03:27,623 I love you. 54 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,042 - Chirp. - Tweet. 55 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,171 What? Like you never had a long-distance relationship? 56 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,673 Not one with bird noises. 57 00:03:35,757 --> 00:03:37,508 Whatever. 58 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:40,428 I'm gonna get some sleep. I need my beauty rest. 59 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:42,597 I'm shooting the Five Towns poster tomorrow. 60 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:45,349 Unless you want to pound some whiskey and talk. 61 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:47,852 Nah, I'm fine. I just hope Vince is okay though. 62 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,938 Yeah, poor baby bro. 63 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,401 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 64 00:04:05,621 --> 00:04:06,996 (MOANING) 65 00:04:24,514 --> 00:04:27,350 Are we ever gonna get to use the bed? 66 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,894 Come on, honey. There's nothing wrong with the hammock. 67 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,520 (MOANING) 68 00:04:42,324 --> 00:04:44,617 - Hey, Ari. Fuck Richard Roeper. - Uh-huh. 69 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:47,078 - Michael Phillips is a dick. - Yup. 70 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:49,330 - I liked Gene Siskel. - Whatever. 71 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:51,457 Give me something good, Lloyd. 72 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:54,627 First draft of my letter to one Richard E. Roeper 73 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,213 reviewing him personally... His clothes, his hair, 74 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,631 his nasally midwestern twang. 75 00:04:58,715 --> 00:05:01,467 - Screw Chicago and... - Attention everyone, please! 76 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,469 Listen up. 77 00:05:03,553 --> 00:05:06,555 No one mention Richard Roeper again. 78 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,057 Not today, not ever. 79 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,935 By doing so, you are simply announcing 80 00:05:11,019 --> 00:05:13,187 that on Sunday nights instead of doing your job 81 00:05:13,271 --> 00:05:16,357 - reading scripts, you're watching TV. - (PHONE RINGING) 82 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:19,819 The next person to mention Richard Roeper 83 00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,278 will be fired. 84 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,489 And, Lloyd, you will also be fired 85 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,825 if you don't answer the fucking phone! 86 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:28,119 Ari Gold's office. 87 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:31,539 - I liked Medellin, Ari. - Then you're a fucking idiot. 88 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,207 LLOYD: Carl Ertz on one. 89 00:05:33,291 --> 00:05:35,418 Everybody get to work! 90 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,336 Carl, my man. How you doing? 91 00:05:37,421 --> 00:05:40,172 I saw your trailer last night. Very, very scary stuff. 92 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,591 Makes Nightmare on Elm Street look like Free Willy. 93 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,510 I saw Roeper last night. 94 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:48,556 Fuck Richard Roeper. You know, I went to college with him. 95 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:51,350 Yeah, when we was pledging we used to tie beer cans around his nuts 96 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:53,102 and make him walk across campus. 97 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,895 I think last night was payback. 98 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,314 - I've been thinking about Vince. - Oh, yeah? 99 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,859 - Yeah, for Danger Beach. - I thought you had Emile Hirsch for that. 100 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:02,319 No, we don't. Have you read it? 101 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,655 - Despite the title. - It's a working title. 102 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:07,700 Listen, I read it. It's good. It's good. 103 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:10,244 - I want to sit down with Vince. - He's in Mexico. 104 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:13,039 Yeah, I heard he's hiding out on the beach somewhere, huh? 105 00:06:13,123 --> 00:06:14,665 Think again. He's doing improvised readings 106 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,834 with Cuaron and Del Toro till something pops. 107 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:20,671 I'm not messing around, Ari. I want Vince for this movie. 108 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:23,382 Carl, if you think you can get Vinnie Chase, 109 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:25,634 the star of the highest grossing movie of all time, 110 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:28,596 at a cut rate just 'cause you think he's in a rut... 111 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:31,140 Ari, I love Vince. I've always loved Vince. 112 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,767 How many things did he turn me down on? 113 00:06:32,851 --> 00:06:34,685 - One or two. - Six, but who's counting? 114 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:37,063 I'll pay his full freight. 115 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:40,066 - Is this an offer, Carl? - As soon as I sit down with him. 116 00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,068 Although, listen, I gotta go to Greece on Wednesday, 117 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,653 which means I need to see him tomorrow 118 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,614 at The Grill for lunch. See if you can make it happen. 119 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:49,241 I'll do what I can. Lloyd! 120 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:52,119 Get E on the phone right fucking now. 121 00:06:52,204 --> 00:06:53,496 (PHONE RINGS) 122 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,248 The Murphy Group. Can I help you? 123 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:59,543 Uh-huh, just one second, please. 124 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:03,506 Look, just don't tell him the script sucked like you did last time. 125 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,007 Yeah, but it's not funny. 126 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,218 'Cause it's Cold Case. It's not supposed to be funny. 127 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,720 - Leave the comedy for the stand-up. - All right. 128 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:12,556 A Mr. Ari Gold's on the phone. 129 00:07:12,641 --> 00:07:14,600 - Tell him I'll call him back. - Okay. 130 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,227 You trust me? 131 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:18,020 Soon as I get a job, then I'll start trusting you. 132 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,189 Look, you've been with me three months, you've had four screen tests. 133 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,607 You're gonna get a job soon, I promise. 134 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:24,443 You got to tell my mom this. She's the one killing me. 135 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:28,364 Mr. Gold says it's urgent. 136 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:30,533 Will you put him through, please? 137 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,201 Sorry, Charlie. 138 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:34,245 Well, well, well, long time no hear. 139 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:36,747 What, you got Bea Arthur answering the phones for you? 140 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,415 I'm in a meeting, Ari. What do you want? 141 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,959 Ah, yes. The Murphy Group doubling in size 142 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,752 the past five months to two clients. 143 00:07:41,837 --> 00:07:44,255 - I have three clients, Ari. - CHARLIE: You do? 144 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:46,340 I mean, I thought I was your only client. 145 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,050 Besides the guy on the wall. 146 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,177 - You're the only one that matters, Charlie. - Okay. 147 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:53,639 - What do you want, Ari? - To bring our boy back from the abyss. 148 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:55,307 Oh, yeah? How are you planning on doing that? 149 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:56,934 Already in motion. We got an offer. 150 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,144 You got an offer? For what? 151 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,186 Danger Beach. 152 00:07:59,271 --> 00:08:00,813 I thought Emile Hirsch was doing Danger Beach. 153 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,106 No, Vincent Chase is doing it. 154 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,108 And wow, you really are in the business. You read it? 155 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,152 Oh, yeah, I read it. I liked it, except for the dumb title. 156 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:08,112 It's a working title. 157 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:10,489 - Are they gonna pay him? - Wow, all about the money these days. 158 00:08:10,574 --> 00:08:12,908 Makes me proud and yet a little sad 159 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:16,120 that you've lost that prepubescent boyish charm. 160 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,289 Yeah, they're gonna offer him his full quote. 161 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,499 Come on. That's unbelievable. 162 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:23,836 Well, start believing and start breaking out your best travel agenting skills 163 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,213 because we need him here by lunchtime tomorrow 164 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,590 to have a meeting with Carl Ertz. 165 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:28,841 What kind of meeting? 166 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,302 Carl wants to see if his eyes 167 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:32,636 are still as blue as ever. 168 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:33,971 So do we have an offer or a meeting? 169 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:36,265 We have an offer pending a meeting. 170 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,185 An offer pending a meeting is not a fucking offer, Ari. 171 00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:41,145 How long have you been in this town, Opie? 172 00:08:41,229 --> 00:08:43,272 An offer pending a meeting 173 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:47,067 is what you get when you make a shit movie 174 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:50,279 and haven't been seen this side of the border in six months. 175 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,448 We're living in a post Medellin world. 176 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,658 But amazingly enough, if Vince shows up 177 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,202 with all of his limbs intact 178 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:58,662 and doesn't have some sort of seizure in front of Ertz, 179 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:02,124 we are back in the game. Okay, you'll call? 180 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:03,751 Hey, I've got to roll, man. 181 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,586 Yeah, Ari. I'll call, I'll call. 182 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,546 Good luck, Charlie. 183 00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:10,132 What luck? You got to take me. I don't have a car. 184 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,927 You've been in LA six months and you don't have a car? 185 00:09:13,011 --> 00:09:14,553 Hey, man, I can't afford a car, all right? 186 00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:16,639 Look, get me a job, then I can get a car. 187 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,474 Let's go. 188 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,184 (CREW CHATTING) 189 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,359 Hey, we gonna outdo last year's poster, Johnny? 190 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:31,028 You know it, son. You know it. 191 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,030 So I told the mofo 192 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,823 nobody upstages Johnny Chase. 193 00:09:35,033 --> 00:09:36,825 (LAUGHING) 194 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:39,245 Okay, perfect, perfect. That's perfect. 195 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:42,081 Johnny, switch partners with Ron and take Linda now. 196 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,541 No problem. 197 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,962 Beautiful, I love it. 198 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,505 Okay, spin her again. Spin her again. 199 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,674 As you wish. 200 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:56,262 Could Dancing with the Stars be next for us? 201 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:58,264 Beautiful, beautiful. 202 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,015 Okay, now some more serious stuff. 203 00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,934 Everyone just give me a left side pose. 204 00:10:04,062 --> 00:10:06,272 Beautiful. Lovely. Lovely. 205 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:07,815 Okay, everyone give me a right side pose. 206 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,069 Hey, Johnny, you want to turn to the right? 207 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,738 - Uh, no, not really. - Oh, God, here we go. 208 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:17,408 - Why not? - 'Cause actually, I don't go right. 209 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:19,702 What do you mean, you don't go right? 210 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:21,912 I mean, I don't go right. It's my bad side. 211 00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,706 - Everyone knows that. - I didn't know that. 212 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:24,999 Have you ever seen the show, pal? 213 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,583 Uh, no. But I'm in Europe a lot. 214 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,628 Well, we've done 54 episodes and I've never gone right. 215 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,922 Even if we do 500 more I never will. 216 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,757 Come on, Johnny. Let's just get this done. 217 00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,843 Let him shoot you without a padded bra, Linda, 218 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,803 then I'll let him shoot my right side. 219 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,972 - I really don't see the issue. - No? 220 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,474 You don't see this right here? 221 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:44,643 Maybe we should call the producers. 222 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:47,479 (CHUCKLES) Maybe we should. 223 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,815 Okay, people, let's take a break. 224 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:53,277 Go ahead, call the producers. 225 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,653 What, is this guy threatening me? 226 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,406 They know. Eddie Burns knows. Everyone knows. 227 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,575 Shooting me from the right makes me look... 228 00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,493 freakish. 229 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:04,246 Whoo-hoo! 230 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,752 Come on! 231 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,588 - Whoo! - Hoo! 232 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,151 - The life, huh? - Oh, yeah. 233 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:35,861 - Anyone hungry? - VINCE: Getting there. 234 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,030 Could we make it to the beach-side fiesta? 235 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,032 When you put it like that, who could say no? 236 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,742 (PHONE RINGING) 237 00:11:44,454 --> 00:11:46,372 Yo, Vin. Vin, Vin. 238 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,956 It's the real world calling. 239 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,666 - Ma? - E. 240 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,668 - Really? - Should I answer it? 241 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:52,920 Yeah. 242 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,132 Yo, E, what's up? 243 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,885 How's your office? Any of your wannabes touching my shit? 244 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,929 Your office has remained untouched, Turtle. 245 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,305 And I'm sure it will continue to be. 246 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,556 Now let me talk to Vince. 247 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,183 Not if you're gonna rain on our parade of pussy. 248 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,227 Put him on the phone, Turtle. 249 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,311 Vin, talk to E. 250 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:13,148 Yo, E. How goes it? 251 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:15,275 Great. We got a project for you. 252 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,860 Wow, no hello? No how are you? 253 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:18,695 Sorry about that, buddy. How are you? 254 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:20,531 - How do I sound? - You sound good. 255 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,241 - I am. - Good. 256 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,034 - How are you? - I'm good. 257 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,245 (CHUCKLES) Good. 258 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:29,039 - So what you got? - A cool genre movie. 259 00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,250 The producer really wants you. Could you come back and meet him? 260 00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:33,419 Yeah, sure. Send the script, we'll set up a meeting. 261 00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,546 - There's no time. It's got to be tomorrow. - Tomorrow? 262 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,423 What's the rush? I mean, I'd have to leave right now. 263 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:38,966 You can't leave before the fiesta. 264 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:41,427 - Yeah, I can't leave now. - It's a really good script, Vince. 265 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,470 - Yeah, what is it? - It's called Danger Beach. 266 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,640 - It's called Danger Beach? - Sounds stupid. 267 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,101 - It's a working title. - I don't know. What do you think, girls? 268 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,769 Should I do a movie called Danger Beach? 269 00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:53,230 - Don't think so. - Nobody here likes it. 270 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,108 - It's a working title. - Yeah? Well, it's not working for me. 271 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:58,485 - I'm getting hungry. - Vince, you got to trust me. 272 00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:01,405 I do trust you, E. And I love you and I miss you. 273 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,782 But I'm not going back right now. 274 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,201 Not on a day like this. Not when Maria's cooking. 275 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:07,828 She cooks like you wouldn't believe. 276 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:10,247 - Hey, I cook good things too. - Of course you do. 277 00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,583 - Vince! - E, I got to go. I'm being rude. 278 00:13:12,667 --> 00:13:16,044 - Okay, I'll talk to you later, E. - Bye. 279 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,839 Later, sucker. 280 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,814 Look, man. Don't worry. 281 00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:38,025 I'll carry The Murphy Group. 282 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,489 What do you mean he's not coming back? 283 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:45,741 I mean, you want me to say it in Spanish? 284 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,702 Why do I have 300 clients and you have two 285 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:52,206 and you don't seem to care that one of them is retiring in his prime? 286 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,249 What is it you think I can do, Ari? 287 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,376 - You two have a little rift? - What? 288 00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,253 Playing the Medellin blame game? 289 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,881 Let it go like a bad piece of pussy. 290 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,342 Just forget that you smelled it and move on. 291 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:05,469 If he passes on this thing now, 292 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:08,597 he might as well be Cat Stevens doing butterfly strokes 293 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:11,350 in the Caspian Sea searching for Mohammed. 294 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,519 'Cause that's how he's gonna be viewed in this town. 295 00:14:13,603 --> 00:14:15,187 Look, Ari, I spoke to him, all right? 296 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,813 I know him better than you. He's not coming back. 297 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,190 Well, then we're going to him. 298 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,150 Drama's the only one who knows where he is. 299 00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:22,611 Call Drama and meet me at the Van Nuys airport in 40 minutes. 300 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,446 Oh, really? Are you supplying the plane? 301 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,406 That's how much I care. 302 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,744 - How'd it go? - Shitty. 303 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,539 - I'm sorry, buddy. - No, man, I let you down. 304 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,624 No, you didn't. We'll get 'em next time. Don't worry about it. 305 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,459 - All right. - Do me a favor though? 306 00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,752 - What's up? - Drive me to the airport. 307 00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,879 Take my car for the night. 308 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,634 Shit, fuck the audition. Let's roll. 309 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,220 You see what I'm talking about, right, babe? 310 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,013 I look awful from this side. 311 00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:52,516 I wouldn't say awful, but I see what you're saying. 312 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,560 You're the only one who gets me. 313 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,353 Just let them shoot you how they want 314 00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:58,564 and if it doesn't look good they won't use it. 315 00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,692 Oh, baby, I love your naiveté, but you don't get this town. 316 00:15:01,776 --> 00:15:03,652 You've got to cover your own ass 'cause no one else will. 317 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,696 They can say what they want, 318 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:08,198 but I know the reason I got recast for the Models Inc. Pilot 319 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,867 was because the director kept shooting me from the right side. 320 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,912 That's why test scores said teenage girls were scared of me. 321 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,039 But how can anyone be scared of you? 322 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:17,165 (KNOCKING) 323 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,668 - Shit. Who is it? - It's Tommy, Drama. 324 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,670 They got Ben Silverman coming down from his office. 325 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:23,380 You better get your ass out here now. 326 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:27,342 Jesus, the network chairman is coming down right now. 327 00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:29,011 Just do what he says, Johnny. 328 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,554 I can't do that, baby. 329 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:33,140 I struggled for 20 years to get to where I am. 330 00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,767 I'm not gonna let them force me to looking stupid again. 331 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:38,228 - I won't do it, no way. - Drama! 332 00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,938 Hey, Tommy, thanks. But you tell Silverman 333 00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,065 I'm not doing it. Not for him, not for no one. 334 00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,276 - Johnny, you have me so worried. - (PHONE RINGING) 335 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,987 Hold on one second, baby. One second. Yeah? 336 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,615 Drama, I need to know exactly where you sent Vince to in Mexico. 337 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:51,158 No go, E. It's a hideaway. 338 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,201 Vince said nobody gets to go unless he says so. 339 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,662 - Drama, he's coming. - E, I can't talk right now. 340 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,331 ERIC: Drama, it's an emergency. 341 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,586 An emergency? Is baby bro in trouble? 342 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,004 Yeah, kind of. 343 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,299 I'm on my way. 344 00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,885 Baby, I've got to fly. Vince is in trouble. 345 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,553 I'll call you back in two minutes, okay? 346 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,513 - Tweet. - Chirp. 347 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:17,267 - Johnny Chase. - Mr. Chairman. 348 00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,144 Shoot me any way you want. 349 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,896 I've got to get to Mexico. 350 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,564 (BELL RINGING) 351 00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,776 Fucking waste of time. 352 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,325 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 353 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,202 (CHEERING) 354 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,411 (SQUEALS) 355 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:38,789 I could use another shot if you guys are gonna do this. 356 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:59,643 Boss, the plane. The plane. 357 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,645 How many times you gonna do that joke, Turtle? 358 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,522 Till it don't get a laugh, baby. 359 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,941 - Come on, Carol, that was funny, right? - Eh. 360 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:21,498 Fresh air. (GROANS) 361 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,917 - Oh, my God. - Jesus. 362 00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:26,169 - Look at you. - E, what's up, bud? 363 00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:29,548 - Nice suit. - I love it. Good to see you. 364 00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:35,846 Wow, you guys must be really desperate to come running down here. 365 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,724 Listen, the producer Carl Ertz, six for six. 366 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,058 Yeah, I know Carl. 367 00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:42,060 Yeah, he makes 'em for cheap and they make big bucks. 368 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:43,603 It's a perfect way for you to come back strong, Vince, 369 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:46,690 on a movie you don't have to carry 'cause the genre already has a built-in audience. 370 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,150 Oh, yeah? Is there any kind of role in this movie? 371 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,818 One that requires me to act? 372 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,279 Yeah, the same kind of role Shia LaBeouf had in Disturbia. 373 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:54,740 You look scared a few times, smile so girls want to fuck you 374 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,908 and then laugh your way all the way to the next Raiders ofthe Lost Ark. 375 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,368 - Boom! - Sounds challenging. 376 00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,079 Listen, we need to get the 18-25-year-olds back. 377 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,039 The ones that have forgotten you exist. 378 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,374 They've forgotten that I exist? 379 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:06,084 Don't take it personally, bro. 380 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,669 The whole country's on meth. 381 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,213 - So what do you think, Vince? - I don't know. 382 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,215 I don't feel like running back right now 383 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,301 for a non-challenging career move. 384 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:16,803 We're having a good time here. Even Turtle's getting laid. 385 00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:20,140 - Yeah, a lot. - It's vacation pussy. Anyone can get that. 386 00:18:20,224 --> 00:18:22,559 You see these girls back in the States, they won't even look your way. 387 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,936 I think you're arguing against our point there, Drama. 388 00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,981 Look, we are desperate. We haven't had an offer in six months. 389 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,108 You guys are starting to sound alike. 390 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,402 Starting to look alike too. 391 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:33,820 Vinnie, listen. 392 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:36,114 What happens if another offer doesn't come in? 393 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,824 It may not. What then? 394 00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:39,993 What if one doesn't? You think I'm gonna suffer? 395 00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,204 I mean, come on. Look at this place. 396 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,581 I live like a king for $79 a day. 397 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,042 I got great food, fantastic women, 398 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:50,086 and I wake up every morning with a big fat smile on my face. 399 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,922 Look at you guys. (CHUCKLES) 400 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:54,800 Fighting the rat race. Wearing uncomfortable shoes. 401 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,343 Angry all the time. 402 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,386 Life is not all about making money and movies. 403 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,889 - At least mine isn't. - Vince! 404 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,809 Ari, it's siesta time. It's time to chill. 405 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,311 We'll talk about it over dinner. 406 00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,314 - We're not staying for dinner. - I know. 407 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,316 You guys should stay. The food's real good. 408 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,569 But know if you do stay, you guys are sharing the hammock. 409 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,658 Vince, can I talk to you alone for a second? 410 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,910 Is it gonna be another one of your famous pep talks? 411 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,620 Call it what you want. Two seconds, come on. 412 00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,664 Excuse me, ladies. 413 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,501 You really want to go out on the bottom, Vince? 414 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,795 - Bottom? - Yeah. 415 00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:34,130 Medellin sucked and the whole world knows it. 416 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:36,716 You disappear now that's all people are gonna remember you for. 417 00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,718 When did I ever care about what people think? 418 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:41,513 All right, maybe you can go out like this, but I can't. 419 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,098 I'm the one that found Medellin. 420 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,016 I got to spend the rest of my life thinking 421 00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,352 I ruined my best friend's career 'cause I couldn't make it good? 422 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:50,355 I know how good you are, Vince, and I know you got big things ahead of you. 423 00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:53,400 You've done everything for me, buddy, but you've got to do one more thing. 424 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,944 You've got to help me let you get back to where you were supposed to be. 425 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,946 Then you can retire on any beach you want 426 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,823 and you won't have to worry about me killing myself. 427 00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:01,908 That's a pep talk? 428 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:04,953 (SIGHS) 429 00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:09,499 All right, E. I'll go for you. 430 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,585 Thank you. 431 00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,128 Hey, Ari, 432 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,463 get the plane ready. We're going home. 433 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,507 Wait, wait, wait, I need an hour. 434 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:20,051 Carol, I'm leaving tonight, baby. 435 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:22,012 You need to shave. 436 00:20:26,642 --> 00:20:29,561 - My face feels weird. - DRAMA: I feel you, bro. 437 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:32,480 I felt like an amputee when I played that high school swimmer 438 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,608 with alopecia back on 7th Heaven. 439 00:20:34,692 --> 00:20:36,568 ERIC: Vince with alopecia would still look better than you do, Drama. 440 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:37,777 You know, this script is not that bad. 441 00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:40,155 Will you stop reading and driving, please, before you kill us? 442 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,741 Sorry, I picked it up on the can this morning and I couldn't put it down. 443 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,326 It is good. You were right, E. 444 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,077 - Real dumb title though. - Real dumb. 445 00:20:46,162 --> 00:20:47,495 Reminds me of a Hitchcock movie. 446 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,331 What do you guys think of M is for Amnesia? 447 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,208 I think the tropical sun melted your brain. 448 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:54,294 - No good, Vin? - No good, Turtle. 449 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,755 - What about High Tide? - I like that. 450 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,465 That is pretty good, actually. 451 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,008 See? I have a purpose here. What's yours, Drama? 452 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,218 It's my day off. Get off my ass. 453 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,264 - There he is. - What are you doing here? 454 00:21:06,349 --> 00:21:08,600 - Moral support. - I told you I don't need any. 455 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,019 - Well, I'm here just in case. - It'll be fine. 456 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,104 Tear it up, baby bro. Tear it up. 457 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,774 TURTLE: You're back, Vin. 458 00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:17,817 (SIGHS) 459 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,445 This is what you losers do all these years? You wait? 460 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:23,073 Sometimes when I'm alone I do that. 461 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,532 (MOANING) 462 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,161 - Ha ha! - I'm going back to the office. 463 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,914 - Later. - I got girl on girl too, Ari. 464 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,582 (LOUD MOANING) 465 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,628 Will you roll up the window, you idiot? 466 00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:49,391 Look, Vincent Chase. 467 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:51,226 I thought he was dead. 468 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,478 Only till he's alive again. 469 00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,566 - Oh, Jesus. - What? 470 00:22:00,569 --> 00:22:03,738 - So, Mexico, huh? - It was phenomenal. 471 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:05,281 I'm more of a Caribbean guy myself. 472 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,450 - Lot of history. - (LAUGHS) 473 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,452 So, Danger Beach. 474 00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,830 You know, I have to say, I read it on the plane 475 00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,581 and it is really, really good. 476 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,793 - You sound surprised. - The title threw me at first. 477 00:22:16,877 --> 00:22:20,171 But it's a unique story and this character is better than I've seen in a long time. 478 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,340 Fantastic. And you know we're working on the title now. 479 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:25,301 What do you think about High Tide? 480 00:22:25,386 --> 00:22:28,304 High Tide. I like that. I like that a lot. 481 00:22:28,389 --> 00:22:30,390 - Hi, Carl. - It's got a... Adam. 482 00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,183 Nice to see you. You know Vinnie Chase. 483 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:33,977 I do. I used to represent Johnny. 484 00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:35,228 Oh, yeah, that's right. 485 00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:37,647 Crazy running into you here. 486 00:22:37,732 --> 00:22:39,983 Indeed. Always good to see you, Adam. 487 00:22:40,067 --> 00:22:42,152 Guess I'll talk to you soon. 488 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:46,322 I guess so. 489 00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:49,993 - He seems angry. - He's an agent. 490 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:51,536 They're all pricks. 491 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,121 (PHONE RINGS) 492 00:22:53,956 --> 00:22:55,957 Ari Gold's office. 493 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,793 Really? Interesting. 494 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,381 Adam Davies calling. 495 00:23:03,466 --> 00:23:05,508 For me? 496 00:23:07,762 --> 00:23:10,263 If you need a kidney, Adam, I'm not willing to donate. 497 00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,974 But I am willing to watch you slowly die if you're looking for that kind of thing. 498 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:16,227 - You lost your touch, Ari. - Oh, yeah? How's that? 499 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:19,230 Ertz doesn't want Vince. You were set up. 500 00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:21,357 He was just trying to force me to close Emile Hirsch 501 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,151 at $2 million less than I wanted. 502 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,112 Explain to your client that you dragged him back here for nothing. 503 00:23:26,197 --> 00:23:28,198 I'm gonna skull-fuck you, Davies! 504 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:29,908 You just did, Ari. 505 00:23:29,992 --> 00:23:31,743 - What did he want? - Fuck you, Yoko. 506 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,787 Get E on the phone. 507 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,706 - I will beat Carl Ertz's ass. - Will you calm down? 508 00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:38,291 No, no, no calm. Let's go to his house 509 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:39,834 and beat him in front of his kids. 510 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,003 I know where he lives. I used to drive him home from softball. 511 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,047 I still see him at the rub and tug every now and then. 512 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:45,965 You have a girlfriend. I thought you didn't do that anymore. 513 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:47,759 I go there for facials, asshole. 514 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,302 Come on, Turtle, let's go kill Ertz. 515 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,346 Guys, will you stop it? I appreciate the backing 516 00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:52,931 but no one's killing Ertz, all right? 517 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,933 You should kill me 'cause it's my fault again. 518 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:56,976 Shut up. You couldn't have seen this coming. 519 00:23:57,061 --> 00:23:59,437 Nobody could have. And you didn't push me into Medellin. 520 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,189 We did it together. 521 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,774 Well, thanks. I appreciate that. 522 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,400 Although you did approve the makeup. 523 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:06,945 The guy said it was gonna look good on film. How am I supposed to know? 524 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:09,614 - It didn't. - (ALL LAUGH) 525 00:24:10,908 --> 00:24:12,909 Oh, boy. So what now? 526 00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:14,953 - Back to Mexico? - Are you out of your mind? 527 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:16,079 I'm not going out like this. 528 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:17,497 I thought you don't care what people think? 529 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:20,291 - I care a little. - You're gonna be bigger than ever, Vince. 530 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:21,918 You're gonna take back the throne. 531 00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:24,712 If I made it back, so can you, baby bro. 532 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,923 Thanks, Johnny. 533 00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,475 It's right here. Kill the lights. Kill 'em. 534 00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:40,311 - What are we gonna do? - I'm gonna golf, you're gonna caddy. 535 00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:46,901 Five iron. 536 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:52,323 Whoa, whoa, whoa. The Maserati, really? 537 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,868 It is nice. 538 00:24:58,414 --> 00:25:00,206 (CAR ALARM BLARING) 539 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,213 - What are you, the Godfather? - I'm sending a message. 540 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:08,965 - Saying what? - Aquaman will be back. 541 00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:10,884 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)