1 00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:08,508 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,081 TURTLE: Are we seriously not going out tonight? 3 00:01:22,166 --> 00:01:24,500 - We seriously are not. - Come on, Vin. 4 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,794 - We need to go find some girls. - I got reading to do. 5 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:28,588 You've been reading all day. Look at your fingertips. 6 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,923 They're all sunburned from holding scripts over your face. 7 00:01:31,008 --> 00:01:32,925 Give me a break, Turtle. There's still plenty to go. 8 00:01:33,010 --> 00:01:35,428 Sorry. Drama! 9 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:36,846 You want to go find some ass? 10 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:38,639 (SILENT) 11 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:39,724 (SIGHS) 12 00:01:41,393 --> 00:01:43,561 - Hi, Jaq. - Hey, Turtle. 13 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:46,063 - Bye, Turtle. - Bye, Jaq. 14 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:47,940 He's touchy. 15 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:49,317 (SIGHS) 16 00:01:49,693 --> 00:01:51,068 (MOANING) 17 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,863 Sorry again. 18 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,823 30 awful scripts to get to one good one. 19 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,492 - VINCE: Yeah? - It's strong. 20 00:01:57,576 --> 00:02:00,286 - Put it on the pile. - Nice. I like the new work ethic, Vince. 21 00:02:00,370 --> 00:02:01,370 I don't. 22 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:04,457 Oh, I do love those tits. 23 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:05,792 You want to roll to The Villa tonight, E? 24 00:02:05,876 --> 00:02:07,794 Who, just me and you? 25 00:02:07,878 --> 00:02:09,545 Yeah, you're right. 26 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:13,466 I'll just catch a beat. 27 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,218 What? Not out here. 28 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:20,097 DRAMA: We're heading into Ari's office right now. 29 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:22,642 We'll be here for about 15 minutes then we'll go to lunch, 30 00:02:22,726 --> 00:02:24,685 probably Urth Caffe, and then the gym. 31 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:27,647 Sports Club, not Gold's, cause I did my lats yesterday. 32 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:30,107 I'll do a steam, maybe a protein shake 33 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,109 and then I'll race home just in time to tuck you in. 34 00:02:32,194 --> 00:02:34,570 Don't you worry, babe. 35 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,906 Oh, I miss you. 36 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,868 Okay. Tweet. 37 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,370 Bye. 38 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,372 What, do you tell her every detail of your day, Drama? 39 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,874 Yup. Jaqueline's the real jealous type. 40 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,001 So I got to make sure all my time is accounted for, 41 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:51,420 otherwise it's nag, nag, nag. 42 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:54,298 Sounds like a good relationship. 43 00:02:54,383 --> 00:02:56,884 You've had a relationship, Turtle? 44 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:57,969 ARl: Look at this. 45 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,262 Like the good old days, huh? 46 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:01,180 Not quite. I've read scripts. 47 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:03,975 - ERIC: A lot of scripts. - You boys are maturing so nicely. 48 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:05,685 - Lloyd. - Thank you, Lloyd. 49 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:09,480 So, Vinnie, I need to formally apologize face to face for this Danger Beach thing. 50 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,315 - Ari, don't. - I thought it was real. 51 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,526 - We both did. - I don't care about that. 52 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:16,237 I'm here to move forward. I'll do any one of these scripts. 53 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,615 So he doesn't even have to talk anymore? 54 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,993 - No, I'm gonna mime. - (LAUGHS) 55 00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:23,536 Look at this. What have we got? 56 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,038 Jarvik, about the guy who invented the artificial heart. 57 00:03:26,123 --> 00:03:28,291 I sent it to you when you were in Colombia. 58 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,959 - Never heard back from you. - We were working. 59 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:31,544 So were they on getting a lead actor. 60 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:33,754 And they got one, Tobey Maguire. 61 00:03:33,839 --> 00:03:35,715 Leo's doing The Merchant of Venice Beach. 62 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:38,551 Wahlberg's doing Milk Bar. Nine Brave Souls... 63 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:39,927 Maser and Baird. I don't know what this is. 64 00:03:40,012 --> 00:03:42,054 - I've never heard of these guys. - I found that one. 65 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,890 Did you jerk it out of Turtle's cock? 66 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:46,726 Come on, Ari, it's cool. Take a look. 67 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,272 "Dear Vincent Chase's manager. 68 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:54,108 "After three years of turmoil we have completed 69 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:57,069 "what we think you'll find to be a complex and riveting tale of men 70 00:03:57,154 --> 00:04:00,615 "on a journey to save themselves from a literal and emotional inferno." 71 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,158 Jesus Christ. 72 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,744 Have we learned nothing from our past mistakes? 73 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,830 We need a go film here, boys. A studio film. 74 00:04:07,915 --> 00:04:10,374 It's a great character piece. It's about nine firefighters 75 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:12,418 on the night before the biggest fire they ever fought. 76 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:18,507 No indies, E! 77 00:04:18,592 --> 00:04:20,843 Think of it like the Holocaust. 78 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,179 Never again, all right? 79 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,723 That is what got us here in the first place. 80 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:28,476 Vinnie, for the love of God, this is not for us. 81 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,852 All right, well what is for us? 82 00:04:32,522 --> 00:04:35,107 - Right now there is nothing. - Nothing? 83 00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:37,485 Nothing. You're in movie jail. 84 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:38,778 How do I get out? What do I have to do? 85 00:04:38,862 --> 00:04:40,196 You just do what you've been doing. 86 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,907 - You just sit tight. You wait. - Wait for what? 87 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,284 For the stench from Medellin to disappear. 88 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:46,535 VINCE: How long's that gonna take? 89 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,663 How long did it take for the air to clear from fucking Chernobyl? 90 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:51,082 What do you want us to do? You want us to sit around and do nothing? 91 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,917 I thought you weren't gonna talk. But since you are, yes. 92 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,460 You should sit around and do nothing. 93 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:56,837 Or maybe go to Vinnie's supersecret hideaway in Mexico 94 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:59,840 and come back when you're tan or tall, whichever comes first. 95 00:04:59,925 --> 00:05:02,301 - Ari. - Vinnie, listen to me. 96 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:03,594 Listen. 97 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:09,392 We need to rebuild you. All right? We've got to start over from scratch. 98 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,352 I will decide when the moment is right. 99 00:05:11,436 --> 00:05:14,981 And then we will pounce on a greenlit studio picture 100 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:18,275 with an A-list director, 'cause that is what we need. 101 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,654 Listen, this is what I do. Let me be heard this time. 102 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:25,992 I swear to God, you will come back stronger than ever. 103 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,410 Like Lance Armstrong, 104 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,245 but with two balls. 105 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:33,874 Hard to believe this is where I'm at, huh? 106 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,210 Hard to believe we're gonna sit around on our asses and do nothing. 107 00:05:36,294 --> 00:05:39,171 There are other things an actor can do besides waiting around for his agent. 108 00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,465 Like what, Drama? Somebody's got to hire him to act. 109 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:44,468 Nobody hired Drama when he was doing those scenes on the 3rd Street Promenade. 110 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,679 I didn't do scenes on the Promenade, jerkoff. 111 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,931 The Santa Monica Pier once, and I got paid for that. 112 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,683 So what do you think I can do, Johnny? 113 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,560 Well, you can work on your body for one. 114 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,270 My body? What's wrong with my body? 115 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,938 Don't get sensitive, bro. 116 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:59,191 Let's face it, you'd have a tough time landing the lead in 300. 117 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:00,609 What do you think of this, Turtle? 118 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,362 - I liked 300. - You don't like my body either? 119 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:05,197 Vin, your body is just fine. 120 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:08,492 But I have often thought if we put your face on Russell Crowe's body 121 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:09,952 we'd have the Terminator of acting. 122 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,788 You've thought about Vince's face on Russell Crowe's body? That's disturbing. 123 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,540 I'm actually feeling insecure now. 124 00:06:14,624 --> 00:06:16,959 - I wanted to talk to you about that script. - VINCE: You heard Ari. 125 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,336 We need a studio movie. We're gonna listen to him this time. 126 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:21,881 I'm talking about the writers. I'm thinking maybe I should sign them. 127 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:24,050 Yeah, give you three out-of-work clients to work with. 128 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,302 Sorry, Vin. I'm really just making fun of his other clients. 129 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:28,304 I actually think it's a good idea. Worst case, 130 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,389 we'll have a nice management business to feed us. 131 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:33,476 - ERIC: Exactly. - Don't look now, but it's Justine Chapin. 132 00:06:34,853 --> 00:06:36,812 Oh, maybe we can get her to feed us. 133 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,608 - Justine! - Vince. 134 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:41,776 Hi! 135 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,070 How have you been? How's life? 136 00:06:44,154 --> 00:06:46,405 Life's amazing. You? 137 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:49,033 (LAUGHS) Sorry. God, you look incredible. 138 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,576 You too. What are you doing in town? 139 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,453 Shooting a video for my new album. 140 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,371 New album. That's awesome. 141 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,874 - Can't wait to hear it. - Don't make fun. 142 00:06:56,958 --> 00:07:00,544 I know my music isn't really your thing. But this is way different. 143 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,004 - It's very sophisticated. - I'm sure. 144 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,423 I've grown up. I'm doing duets with Tony Bennett. 145 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:07,343 - I love Tony Bennett. - He's amazing. 146 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,762 We're finishing the video today and having a wrap party. 147 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,597 - You guys should come. - I got a girlfriend. 148 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:14,350 You should come, Vince. 149 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,144 Well, I'm off today, so why not? 150 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:18,979 Okay, I'll text you the address. 151 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:20,272 - Great. - See you. 152 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,525 - Yeah, bye. - See you. 153 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,653 Fuck the gym. My body's fine. 154 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,614 ARl: Aw, fuck! What the... 155 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:31,450 That's all right. What's the matter with you today, buddy? 156 00:07:31,535 --> 00:07:33,619 Focus is off. 157 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:35,121 What's the problem? You got marital woes? 158 00:07:35,205 --> 00:07:36,831 No, client trouble. 159 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,125 You need me to hunt down some commissions for you? 160 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:40,876 It's Vinnie Chase. There are no commissions. 161 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:41,961 Oh, man. 162 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:46,173 Screened Medellin last night. Fell asleep halfway through. 163 00:07:46,258 --> 00:07:48,551 Don't worry about Vinnie, Ari. It's all good. 164 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:53,055 I'm making so much money you're gonna be all right, buddy. 165 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:58,644 Jesus, come on. That's a nice shot. 166 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,187 I'm going again. 167 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:02,731 Hit until you're happy. It's your club. 168 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:07,486 You know what? I love this kid the way I love you. 169 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:09,530 He comes into my office today, he's got four scripts 170 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:11,157 that he wants to do, none of which he can get. 171 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:12,575 I don't know what to say to him. 172 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,034 You were always good at lying off the cuff. 173 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,536 What are you talking about? I never lied to you. 174 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,788 What about when you told me you liked The Truth About Charlie? 175 00:08:17,873 --> 00:08:20,249 - What is The Truth About Charlie? - Exactly. 176 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,501 - Hit the ball, please. - Look where we are now, baby. 177 00:08:22,586 --> 00:08:24,587 What about Vinnie? Think he's gonna be all right? 178 00:08:26,089 --> 00:08:27,464 50-50. 179 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:32,636 Fucking rusty cunt bucket! 180 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:33,971 - Fuck! - I wasn't laughing. 181 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:35,598 - Fuck! - (LAUGHING) 182 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,559 - (PHONE RINGING) - (GUNSHOTS) 183 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,687 Bullets and Bitches, LB here. 184 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,189 I'm looking for Nick or Lawrence. 185 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:46,192 LB stands for Lawrence, hot dog. Is there a problem? 186 00:08:46,276 --> 00:08:48,861 No, my name is Eric Murphy. I'm a talent manager from Los Angeles. 187 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,696 I represent Vincent Chase. 188 00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,948 You guys sent me your script. I'd love to talk to you about it. 189 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,451 Please don't tell me this is one of them prank shows. We got guns here. 190 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,453 No prank, LB, I loved your script. 191 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,038 Holy fuck! I'm freakin'! 192 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:01,832 I'm fuh-fuckin' freakin'. Are you serious? 193 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:04,585 Oh, damn. Vincent Chase wants to do our movie. 194 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:07,588 No, actually I wanted to talk to you guys about representation. 195 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:11,217 I'd better get Nick. 196 00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,968 Look, how about I come out there and see you guys? 197 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,428 All right. Yeah, I guess. 198 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:16,472 I guess that'd be all right. 199 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,266 How do you know she's not a virgin anymore, Turtle? 200 00:09:19,351 --> 00:09:22,269 It's been all over the papers. Why do you think her last few albums haven't sold? 201 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,729 I should not be here right now. 202 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,648 You know I had a thing for this girl back in the day. 203 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:28,234 - But you never closed. - I wasn't gonna be her first. 204 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,819 I know your motto, never be the first, never be the last. 205 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:32,071 Could you guys just take me home? 206 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,155 - No. - Shut up. 207 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:35,741 - Maybe I'll call a cab. - What is the problem? 208 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,410 The problem is when I gave Jaq my itinerary 209 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:40,955 I didn't account on time being spent with non-virgins. 210 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:42,706 It's almost 10:00 in France. 211 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:45,251 I'm supposed to be home so I can tuck her in on the computer. 212 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:46,877 If not, she's gonna freak. 213 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:49,672 Johnny, why do you want to be in a relationship with someone this crazy? 214 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,258 Obsession is a huge turn on to me, bro. 215 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,177 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 216 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,146 (SINGING) 217 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:20,327 You are so gonna bang this girl. 218 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,788 VINCE: She can be real trouble for me, I'm telling you. 219 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,165 If you and Drama both have girlfriends, I'm gonna shoot myself. 220 00:10:25,250 --> 00:10:27,960 I hope I have a girlfriend after tonight. 221 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:29,128 I'm gonna go call her. 222 00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:30,421 (JUSTINE SINGING) 223 00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:44,351 (PHONE RINGING) 224 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,729 - Hello. - Hey, babe. 225 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:50,024 Hello, Johnny. Are you ready to video? 226 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,192 No, my stupid Internet's down. 227 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:53,902 Modern technology sucks. 228 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,738 Did you try resetting the modem? 229 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,573 Yeah, like three times. No go. 230 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,451 I'm sorry if I let you down tonight. 231 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,494 You didn't let me down. 232 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,580 But I do like to see you. 233 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,498 I like to see you too, baby. 234 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,084 Are you listening to Tony Bennett? 235 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,713 Uh, yeah. 236 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,590 I was just playing some CDs. 237 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,842 I love Tony Bennett. 238 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,510 Oh yeah? So do I. 239 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,262 I didn't know you loved Tony Bennett. 240 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,223 I guess we still have some things left to uncover about each other, huh? 241 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:28,812 Yeah, I guess so. 242 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,191 (SINGING) 243 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,705 So let me try to understand something. 244 00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,541 You represent Vincent Chase, you want to represent us, 245 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:53,295 we want Vincent Chase, but you can't get us Vincent Chase. 246 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,255 Well, Vince is looking to do a studio movie right now. 247 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,424 - Oh, he is? - So what can you get us? 248 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,218 I think I can get you a job writing. 249 00:11:59,302 --> 00:12:02,304 Why do we need a job when we spent three years of our lives writing the script? 250 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,264 Well, maybe if it's a real writing job... 251 00:12:04,349 --> 00:12:05,891 Yeah, LB, wait. Hold on for a second. 252 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:09,937 LB gets a little excited by the appearance of a fancy car and nice clothes. No offense. 253 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:12,231 This script has our life's blood dripped into it. 254 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:14,191 As your manager, Nick... 255 00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:18,404 As the manager of Vincent Chase who can't get us Vincent Chase, 256 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,948 who do you manage that you can get for us? 257 00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:23,075 You got Shia LaBeouf? 258 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,578 Listen, managers don't necessarily get you stars for your movies, Nick. 259 00:12:26,663 --> 00:12:30,416 What I can do, what I will do, is passionately sell you guys to the town 260 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:34,753 so that people will pay you lots of money to do what you did so well on this script. 261 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,505 I mean, let me do that. Come on, guys. 262 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,591 What do I have to do to prove to you that I'm the one that can change your lives? 263 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:42,386 Sell the script... Nine Brave Souls. 264 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,012 That's what you can do. 265 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:50,102 - (PARTY MUSIC PLAYING) - (PEOPLE CHATTING) 266 00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,988 - Just calm down. - I can't calm down, Turtle. 267 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:04,283 I never should have lied to her. Jaq knows me too well. 268 00:13:04,367 --> 00:13:06,743 It's like the tone of my voice is her own truth serum. 269 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,621 Drama, you're not doing anything wrong, so stop worrying about it. 270 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:13,125 I appreciate the advice, Turtle, but you don't understand crazy broads, 271 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:17,296 'cause nobody's ever been attracted enough to you to act psycho. 272 00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:21,133 I'm gonna call her back and try and gauge her temperature. 273 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,634 Good luck with that. 274 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,970 You guys have an amazing chemistry. 275 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:28,390 Wow, this is like a mutual admiration society. 276 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,434 - Loved Aquaman. - Thank you. 277 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,811 I haven't got a chance to see the sequel yet. 278 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:35,063 Don't worry, I'm not in it. Jake Gyllenhaal is. 279 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,982 Well, I guess you had your reasons. 280 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:39,026 Anyway, it was a pleasure meeting you. 281 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,736 - Thank you very much. - Thank you. 282 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,238 And, sweetheart, I'll see you in a bit. 283 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,907 Okay. 284 00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,702 - Isn't he awesome? - Yeah, he is. 285 00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,537 I have someone else I would like you to meet. 286 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:51,622 - Oh, yeah? - Yes. 287 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:53,749 See the pink dress over there with the incredible legs? 288 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,875 Yeah. 289 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:57,085 She's so in love with you and she's amazing. 290 00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,545 - Yeah? - Yeah. 291 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,173 I'm gonna go get her. Be right back. 292 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,468 What's going on? 293 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:07,304 I'm not sure, but I think I'm being pawned off. 294 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,057 - Get out of here. - Something very off about today. 295 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,768 She's not answering. I'm freaking out. She must be pissed. 296 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,645 She must be sleeping. 297 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,647 I just talked to her 10 minutes ago, Turtle. 298 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:18,982 Baby Jaq don't fall asleep that fast. 299 00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,902 Maybe she's on the can taking a shit. 300 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,238 Yeah, let's hope so. 301 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:26,156 I'll call her back in 10. 302 00:14:27,617 --> 00:14:29,952 Vince, Michella. Michella, Vince. 303 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,538 - Hey. - Hi. 304 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:37,751 So, Justine, you have any other spare friends lying around for me? 305 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,675 E's on the phone. 306 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:45,926 Why? 307 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:48,554 I don't know, but he sounds enthusiastic. 308 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,933 - What? - Jesus, be less friendly. 309 00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:55,227 If you have business to discuss, start talking, E. 310 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:56,979 I want to talk to you about that script I found. 311 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,355 What did I tell you this morning? 312 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:00,566 Relax, Ari. I'm not calling about Vince. 313 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,901 - I want to sign the writers. - Why would I care? 314 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:05,487 Because I want to sell their script. I need an agent to help me do that. 315 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,281 Try the Yellow Pages. 316 00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:10,033 Come on, Ari. I'm calling you as a friend, all right? 317 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:13,078 I need your help. It's a really good script. Can you help me? 318 00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:15,205 Yes, I can, E. Lloyd. 319 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:17,291 Get the number for UCLA Extension 320 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:20,669 so Eric can take a course to finally learn how the movie business works. 321 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,589 - You won't help me, Ari? - We share one client, E. 322 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,215 We're never gonna share two. 323 00:15:28,136 --> 00:15:29,428 Here you go. 324 00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:32,097 So how long have you been a dancer? 325 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,142 Since I was three. So like 19 years. 326 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,060 I thought you said you were 27. 327 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,186 So? 328 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:40,939 Still no answer. I don't know what to do. 329 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,734 - Keep trying. - Who's not answering? 330 00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:45,444 My girlfriend. She's pissed at me. 331 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,529 - Why, what did you do? - I lied to her. 332 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,781 I said I was home when I was at a party. 333 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:52,242 But she has no way of knowing that he lied. 334 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:55,704 But it's night in Paris and she's not answering her phone so he's freaking out. 335 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,164 This is unreal. And it's her fault. 336 00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,791 Because if she wasn't so fucking possessive I wouldn't have to lie to her. 337 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,294 - Maybe she's sleeping. - That's what I said. 338 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,005 Well, you're both wrong, 'cause the ring would have woke her up. 339 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:08,717 So either she's pissed and not answering or she's being held captive. 340 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,218 There's a third choice. 341 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,970 - What's that? - She's out. 342 00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:15,641 - Out where? - Maybe a party. You are. 343 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,517 You think my girl would lie to me? 344 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,145 I told my boyfriend I was at an audition today. 345 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,730 He gets really upset when I'm out. 346 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,399 I'm calling her back. 347 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,401 (SIGHS) 348 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,363 So with all that dancing, 349 00:16:29,447 --> 00:16:32,074 can you do any crazy shit like put your legs behind you head? 350 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,117 I told you I have a boyfriend. 351 00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:36,828 You did. But you also said you lie to him. 352 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:40,374 So maybe you could tell him that we didn't fuck today. 353 00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,506 Baby, it's me again. 354 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:51,677 I'd like to think you're sleeping, but nobody could sleep through this. 355 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,553 (YELLING) Where the fuck are you? 356 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:55,639 Pick up the fucking phone! 357 00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:59,267 Didn't his mother ever tell him not to speak like that? 358 00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:02,312 I remember the first time you and Justine went out. 359 00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:04,523 I was still living in Ohio and I was so jealous. 360 00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,816 Oh, yeah? 361 00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,527 I've had a crush on you since you did that Mentos commercial. 362 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:11,029 Oh, wow, that was a long time ago, huh? 363 00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,364 I should get some extra credit 364 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,533 for liking you even before you were a giant movie star. 365 00:17:14,617 --> 00:17:15,992 Yes, you should. 366 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:21,832 Uh, listen, Michelle, would you excuse me for a second? 367 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,417 I just have to make a quick phone call. 368 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,419 - Yeah, sure. But, Vince. - Yeah? 369 00:17:25,503 --> 00:17:27,212 - It's Michella. - Oh. 370 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,631 But you can call me Michelle if you like that better. 371 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,425 I'll be right back. 372 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:36,555 Hey, Lloyd, is Ari there? I need to talk to him. 373 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,724 Ari's in a screening right now. Is everything okay? 374 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:42,269 Actually, no, it's not. Can you get him out? 375 00:17:42,353 --> 00:17:45,147 Tell him I'll be there in 10 minutes. I really need to talk. 376 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,154 (ASIAN MUSIC PLAYING ONSCREEN) 377 00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,415 (WHISPERING) Vince is gonna be here in 10 minutes. 378 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:04,916 Jesus! 379 00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,169 What do you want to do? 380 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:11,590 I can't walk out of here 'cause the director is sitting right behind me. 381 00:18:11,674 --> 00:18:14,009 So what should I do? 382 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,556 Pull the plug on the projector. 383 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,642 - Are you serious? - Yeah, go. 384 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,484 (MUSIC STOPS) 385 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,655 What the hell? 386 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,825 Can we fix this fucking projector already? 387 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:42,412 I'm sorry, man. I'm so sorry. I'm gonna hit the bathroom real quick. 388 00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:46,041 Could someone fix the fucking projector? 389 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,460 - So what did he say the problem is? - He didn't. 390 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:51,171 But if I had to guess I'd say you didn't make him very happy this morning. 391 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,714 Like it's my fault. 392 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,591 (PHONE RINGING) 393 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,514 - You calling to apologize? - I'm calling to tell you 394 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,891 that I blame you for every bad thing that's ever happened to Vince, 395 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,977 and every bad thing that ever could happen to him for the rest of his life. 396 00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,814 You're the unfucking lucky charm. You hear me? 397 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,066 You should never utter the words "I've found a good script", 398 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,652 'cause you have no idea what a good fucking script looks like. 399 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:15,070 Live with that. 400 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,116 Mr. Murphy, Miss Daniels will see you now. 401 00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:24,204 Thank you. 402 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,459 Well, this is a surprise. 403 00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,546 How could you do this to me? 404 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,548 Six months I've been nothing but faithful. 405 00:19:34,632 --> 00:19:38,051 Do you have any idea how much pussy is thrown at me day and night? 406 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,846 And I pass on all of it. For what? 407 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,223 So you could run around fucking every French faggot 408 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,516 that pays you a compliment? 409 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,768 - Johnny? - Baby? 410 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,103 Where the fuck have you been? 411 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,273 I was at the hospital. My friend had a car accident. 412 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,358 - What friend? - Lily. 413 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,526 Hi, Johnny. 414 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,696 Oh, hey, Lily. 415 00:19:57,780 --> 00:20:00,323 - How are you doing? - I've been better. You? 416 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:01,783 I'm okay. I'm okay. 417 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,119 Jaq, are you okay? 418 00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,706 No, Johnny, I'm not okay. 419 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,791 I knew you were a little crazy when you said 420 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,294 we needed to get on the computer every night, 421 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:15,547 but I had to call the police on my last boyfriend. 422 00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,966 - Look, baby... - I don't want to have to call the police on you. 423 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,634 - Goodbye, Johnny. - Wait, wait, wait, wait! 424 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,303 Wait, Jaq! Jaq! 425 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,432 Baby. 426 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,146 So why aren't you keeping this for Vince? 427 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,523 Ari only wants Vince to do a go studio movie. 428 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,358 - Do you agree? - Yeah. 429 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:38,028 I mean, if he can get one. What do you think? 430 00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:39,988 I think we don't work together anymore, Eric. 431 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:44,576 But if this script is as good as you say it is, seems like Vince could use it. 432 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:48,830 On the other hand, you are one more bad choice away from ruining his career. 433 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,248 Thanks. 434 00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,541 So did Ari read it? 435 00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:53,418 Nope. 436 00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:54,711 So what makes you think I will? 437 00:20:54,795 --> 00:20:56,588 You have a better work ethic. 438 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:59,674 Look at that. See? You almost smiled. 439 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:00,926 Now look, it's really good. 440 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:03,178 I promise you I wouldn't waste your time if it wasn't. 441 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,805 Just read 10 pages of it and you'll be hooked, guaranteed. 442 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:08,433 - Please. - Leave it, I'll read five. 443 00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,529 He's here. He's here. Vince is here. 444 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,365 What, are you speedballing fairy dust? 445 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,533 Go out there and greet him like a man. 446 00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,081 Vinnie. There he is. How you doing, baby? 447 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,750 To be honest, Ari, not great. 448 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,461 I haven't said that very many times in my life. 449 00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,089 - What's wrong? - I don't know. 450 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:41,383 I came back from Mexico motivated, ready to work 451 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,761 and correct me if I'm wrong, you basically said that I can't. 452 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,472 - No, no, no, what I said was... - I know what you said. 453 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,808 I just want to know what it means. 454 00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,893 Do you really have a plan, Ari? Really? 455 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:55,021 You always said you were going to be the guy to give it to me straight, so come on. 456 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:56,856 Give it to me straight. Am I gonna be okay? 457 00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,901 I don't know. 458 00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:05,490 I mean, one bad movie and this is what happens? 459 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:08,493 I mean, was I really that awful? 460 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:12,914 Straight up, Vinnie, the movie was awful. 461 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,332 And yes, you were awful in it. 462 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:17,043 But you know what? One bad movie can be overcome. 463 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:19,587 Look at Colin Farrell. He's overcome dozens of them, 464 00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:22,590 because the perception of him is, he's a movie star. 465 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:26,177 - And what's the perception of me? - That you don't give a fuck. 466 00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,847 You refuse to play the game. You refuse to be a part of the process. 467 00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:33,560 Look, the great ones, even if they don't care, they pretend they do. 468 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:39,524 Do you think I'm a good actor, Ari? 469 00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,027 I did not sign you in the first place 'cause I thought you could act. 470 00:22:42,111 --> 00:22:44,362 I signed you because I thought you were a movie star. 471 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:48,950 And you haven't acted like one in a long time. 472 00:22:49,035 --> 00:22:50,994 I'm ready to play the game, Ari. 473 00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:52,120 Whatever you say. 474 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,664 - That's a good start. - But I'm not willing to wait. 475 00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:57,959 I want you to send me in to every person in this town who's willing to meet me. 476 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,544 I don't care if it wastes my time, 477 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,796 I will charm the fuck out of every last one of them. 478 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:05,592 Filmmakers, studio execs, all of them, I will change the perception. 479 00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:07,469 I like the fire. 480 00:23:14,185 --> 00:23:16,436 You don't believe I'm a good actor? 481 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:18,146 It remains to be seen. 482 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:22,275 But, Vin, I'm starting to believe that you're a movie star again. 483 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,110 And you know what? 484 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,862 This town loves a comeback. 485 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,740 And since Britney fucked hers up, it's all you! 486 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,997 Thanks, bud. 487 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,293 PHOTOGRAPHER: Hey, Vinnie, over here. 488 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,296 - Yo, Vin, we're leaving. - Give me two minutes. 489 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,256 I'll be right back. 490 00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:50,553 Where did you go? I've been waiting. 491 00:23:50,638 --> 00:23:52,847 I'm sorry. I'll be right back. 492 00:23:55,392 --> 00:23:57,435 Excuse me. Can I talk to you for a second? 493 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,896 - Where are you going? - Vince, what? 494 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:03,024 Why did you invite me here if you were just going to pawn me off on your friend? 495 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:06,444 - I thought you'd like her. - I like you. 496 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:10,782 Vince, if I fuck you then I'll want to be your girlfriend. 497 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:13,034 And I don't want to be in a relationship right now. 498 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,620 So last time I saw you, you were too innocent. Now you're too slutty? 499 00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:18,456 - Now I'm having fun. - So we'll have fun. 500 00:24:18,541 --> 00:24:20,667 Keep it casual. Get serious in the future. 501 00:24:20,751 --> 00:24:23,419 And if we fuck up any chance of having a future? 502 00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,547 I'll risk it if you will. 503 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,800 How long are we just gonna sit here for? 504 00:24:28,884 --> 00:24:30,468 Till Vince comes out. 505 00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:34,305 Well, I'm getting really bored and it's giving me time to think. 506 00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:36,599 It's not a good thing for you. 507 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:39,686 I understand. And try not to take this as an insult, 508 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:42,564 but as gorgeous as you are, I'd never ditch Vince for you. 509 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,525 Well, I like your loyalty. 510 00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,402 Yeah? How much? 511 00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:54,242 Jesus Christ, Drama. Where the hell have you been? 512 00:24:54,326 --> 00:24:55,743 I've been drinking. 513 00:24:56,745 --> 00:24:57,704 You okay? 514 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,122 (GROANS) 515 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,792 Do I look okay? 516 00:25:03,794 --> 00:25:06,754 - There's Vince. - Well, look at this. 517 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,759 Let's roll. 518 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,261 (CAR STARTS) 519 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:15,388 - Hey, Johnny. - Hey. 520 00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,103 You guys really, kind of, like each other, huh? 521 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:24,355 Uh, maybe. 522 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:26,608 That's great. 523 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,735 That's just fucking great. 524 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,945 (POP MUSIC PLAYING)