1 00:00:06,882 --> 00:00:08,800 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:23,791 Turtle! Aspirin, please. 3 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,168 Please. 4 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,670 You know, Vin, I don't think I've ever seen you hung-over before. 5 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:30,673 (GROANS) Half a bottle of Johnnie Walker will take anyone down. 6 00:01:30,758 --> 00:01:33,092 Especially when you mix it with half a bottle of vodka. 7 00:01:33,177 --> 00:01:34,802 Oh, my God, did I? 8 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:37,346 Drama kind of forced it on you, but yeah you did. 9 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:39,515 How's he doing? Any sounds coming from in there? 10 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,852 Last I heard, sounded like someone torturing kittens. 11 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,354 You know, it was... (MIMICS GAGGING) 12 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,190 Turtle, come on. Please. 13 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:48,858 We've got to help him out today, 14 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,110 get him together. He's doing The View. 15 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:53,863 He can get some solid press if he yaks all over Whoopi Goldberg. 16 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:55,281 (LAUGHS) 17 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,451 - Johnny! - Come in. 18 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:00,495 What's up, bro? 19 00:02:00,579 --> 00:02:02,288 A little hung-over. You? 20 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:05,124 Purged myself by sunrise. I feel great. 21 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:08,586 Thinking about wearing a tank on the show, so I'm getting my arms yoked. 22 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,546 - You all right, Drama? - Yeah, great, E. 23 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,257 I'm doing The View at Caesars. Who wouldn't be great? 24 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,509 Can see you're not hung-over. 25 00:02:14,593 --> 00:02:16,552 Where's all the post-break-up depression gone? 26 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,554 Leave him alone, Turtle. He looks great. Look at him. 27 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,306 Yeah, maybe he forgot about it. 28 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,308 I haven't forgotten shit. 29 00:02:22,392 --> 00:02:26,020 My heart's been broken into hundreds and hundreds of tiny little pieces. 30 00:02:26,438 --> 00:02:27,772 But I'm doing The View today. 31 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:30,316 So I'm postponing my depression until after I kill it. 32 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:31,859 Love the attitude. 33 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:34,320 You gonna love it live, bro? Only a 45-minute flight. 34 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:37,031 I wish I could, but I've got generals with all the studio heads. 35 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:38,908 Oh, yeah, that's right. 36 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:42,286 Here, maybe you should bulk up. 37 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:44,288 (TURTLE LAUGHS) 38 00:02:48,961 --> 00:02:51,504 So what do you talk about in a general meeting anyway? 39 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:52,964 General stuff, I guess. 40 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,799 Yeah, I guess. 41 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:58,135 Would you look at this. I didn't know he was coming. Did you? 42 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:00,221 - Nope. - Should I hit him? 43 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,973 VINCE: No, look, he's waving a white flag. 44 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,310 ARl: Guess who read the script. 45 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:08,187 Which script? The one we told you to read last week? 46 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,565 That's right. And it is good. It's very good. 47 00:03:10,649 --> 00:03:11,774 Yeah, we told you that last week. 48 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,110 Right, listen, and it is perfect timing for us. 49 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,236 How is it perfect timing? 50 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,029 Because we have general meetings all week, right? 51 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,156 And there's nothing greater in life than having something 52 00:03:19,241 --> 00:03:20,783 specific to say at a general. 53 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,326 And what specifically do we have to say? 54 00:03:22,411 --> 00:03:24,328 That we want to do Smokejumpers. 55 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,789 - But Ed Norton already wants to do it. - Does he? 56 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:29,041 Yeah, he does. All because you didn't read the script. 57 00:03:29,126 --> 00:03:31,711 I didn't read the script because you didn't pitch it well. 58 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,004 You really gonna try to blame this on me, Ari? 59 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:35,006 Yes, I'm gonna fucking blame you for it. 60 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:37,508 You said it was an indie. You said it was small. 61 00:03:37,593 --> 00:03:39,719 Small people think small, so I can't totally blame you for that. 62 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:42,763 But anyone with half a sense of the business would have read it and known, 63 00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:45,057 okay, you got a script that's well-written 64 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:48,686 about the greatest fire in Oregon history for 90 pages and you never see it. 65 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:51,397 Live inside that fire for 50 pages, 66 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:53,065 boom, home run. 67 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,401 Well, boom, now it's Ed Norton's home run, you jerk-off. 68 00:03:55,485 --> 00:03:57,570 Well, did they sell the script, you cunt face? 69 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:58,738 Not yet, dick head. 70 00:03:58,822 --> 00:04:01,574 Then it's still free, you overpaid undersized bitch. 71 00:04:01,658 --> 00:04:04,285 You want a go, Ari? Seriously, let's just go right here. 72 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:07,413 You've never been hit in the face with anything besides a cock and you know it. 73 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:08,456 (LAUGHING) 74 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:10,374 I already told Amanda she has the script exclusively. 75 00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:13,377 Then tell her she doesn't. Or don't, it's not our concern. 76 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:16,422 Ari, I don't want to put E in a tough spot. 77 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,716 A tough spot? He reps the writers. 78 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,094 Two buyers will only increase the price for his clients. 79 00:04:22,179 --> 00:04:23,721 He's right. He's right. 80 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,390 I did tell you guys you could have the script first. 81 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,434 - (PHONE RINGS) - This is Amanda right here. 82 00:04:28,518 --> 00:04:30,019 Listen, ignore it. Come on, Vinnie. 83 00:04:30,145 --> 00:04:31,771 - Hey, Amanda. - Morning, E. 84 00:04:31,855 --> 00:04:34,523 Great news. Ed's company wants to buy the script. 85 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,900 Ed Norton's company wants to buy the script. 86 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:36,943 How much? 87 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,444 - For how much? - 100 against 300, 88 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,279 which is a great deal for first-time writers. 89 00:04:40,364 --> 00:04:42,615 - 100 against 300. - We can do better. 90 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,242 - E, you there? - Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. 91 00:04:45,327 --> 00:04:46,327 What do you think? 92 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:49,246 I think I should probably talk to my clients first to see what they think. 93 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,624 - Okay, call me back. - All right, thanks, Amanda. 94 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:54,001 - Now there's an offer. - I can top it. 95 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:55,586 Let's go, Vinnie. 96 00:04:55,671 --> 00:04:58,297 - I'm sorry, Vince. - You have no reason to be. 97 00:04:58,382 --> 00:05:00,216 You do what you have to do. I understand, really. 98 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,717 Thanks, buddy. 99 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,598 You're not wearing a tank top and fucking shorts on The View, Drama. 100 00:05:07,683 --> 00:05:09,016 Who do you think you are, Richard Simmons? 101 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:10,393 Only gayer. 102 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,103 You know, I expect that from him. 103 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,981 You're my publicist who I now employ. So do your job. 104 00:05:15,065 --> 00:05:17,316 What's your problem, Drama? Still broken-hearted? 105 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:19,110 - Oh, yeah, oh, yeah. - Shut up, Turtle. 106 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:21,278 I'm sorry, Drama, but it's affecting all of us. 107 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:24,657 - You slept with my dog last night. - I was lonely. 108 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:27,326 You're not gonna embarrass yourself on The View, are you, Drama? 109 00:05:27,411 --> 00:05:29,120 I'm gonna be fine on the show. 110 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,288 It's when I get home I may have some issues. 111 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:32,832 Look, your real life is your problem, 112 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:35,126 your public perception is mine. So keep it together. 113 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:36,919 Please, I'm a professional. 114 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,463 You don't even have to worry about that. 115 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:42,258 - Hey, Drama! - What's up, castmates? 116 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,260 - What's up? - What's up, dude? 117 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,430 - Did you bring your girl? - Uh, no. 118 00:05:47,597 --> 00:05:49,557 We thought you said she might be flying in. 119 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:52,018 Yeah, she was gonna, but no, she didn't. 120 00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:54,603 Damn, we were dying to meet her, man. 121 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:56,647 Yeah. 122 00:05:56,732 --> 00:05:58,566 I don't think you met my girlfriend Sophia, right? 123 00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,944 Uh, no. I don't believe so. Hi. 124 00:06:02,404 --> 00:06:04,655 So you all brought your girlfriends, huh? 125 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:06,782 - Yeah. - Yeah. 126 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,082 You okay, Drama? 127 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,210 I'm a rock. 128 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,298 (GUNSHOT) 129 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:25,801 $100,000? That is unreal. You did it, E. 130 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,888 That's just the first offer. It's not 100, it's 100 against 300. 131 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:30,598 Against? What does that mean, against? 132 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,850 It means if the movie gets made you get another 200. 133 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:35,352 If it gets made? Why wouldn't it get made? We got Ed Norton. 134 00:06:35,437 --> 00:06:37,271 It doesn't always work like that. 135 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:39,231 Why would they buy it if they don't want to make it? 136 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:41,108 - They do want to make it. - What's he saying? 137 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:44,570 I don't know. Ed Norton wants it, but they may not make it. 138 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:45,988 Vince wants it but they may not buy it. 139 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,491 - It all sounds fishy to me. - Give me the phone. 140 00:06:49,201 --> 00:06:50,618 - E, Nick here. - Hey, Nick. 141 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:51,744 Yeah, so what's going on? 142 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,245 Trying to sell your script just like you asked. 143 00:06:53,330 --> 00:06:55,414 So there's no time to screw around, 'cause there's lots happening. 144 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:58,667 Yeah, well say it succinctly then and tell me exactly what's going on. 145 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:01,587 Vince is out trying to sell the studios and we have a first offer 146 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:03,756 from Ed Norton's company that I'd like to try to get more out of. 147 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,092 Yeah, well how much more do you think we can get? 148 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,177 - I don't know. - Isn't it your job to know? 149 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,138 - Nick. - If Ed Norton wants to do it 150 00:07:11,223 --> 00:07:14,100 and Vincent Chase wants to do it, seems like we can play them against each other 151 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,518 and start a little bidding war here. 152 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,394 Yeah, well let's not jump ahead of ourselves. 153 00:07:17,479 --> 00:07:20,231 Look, I read about this shit all the time in Variety. 154 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,399 All right? Just raise the price and get a guarantee 155 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,902 - that our movie gets made. - It'll never happen. 156 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,987 500 Gs and a guarantee that the movie gets made. 157 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:28,948 Nick, it'll never happen. 158 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:32,243 Well, it seems like everybody in that town of yours loves our script, right? 159 00:07:32,327 --> 00:07:34,370 So guess what? You make it happen. 160 00:07:35,413 --> 00:07:37,456 So you're thinking of this as a big movie? 161 00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:39,166 Huge, Steve. 162 00:07:39,251 --> 00:07:42,795 The fire in this is gonna make Backdraft look like a fucking campfire. 163 00:07:42,879 --> 00:07:45,464 - Excuse my language. - That's interesting. Interesting. 164 00:07:45,549 --> 00:07:48,509 - Yeah. How interesting? - Interesting enough to buy? 165 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,302 You know, Vince, I don't know if it's that interesting. 166 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,762 But you know what does interest me? 167 00:07:53,557 --> 00:07:54,682 Benji. 168 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:58,394 The dog? 169 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,020 We're taking him to Alaska. 170 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,818 At least we got the president of the studio doing business with us, right? 171 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,987 - About Benji? - It's a cute dog, right? 172 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:09,446 Yeah, maybe it'll be a good script. 173 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,073 You bet your ass it'll be a good script. 174 00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,825 And I'm gonna make sure they have Miss Alaska 175 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,952 waiting in your trailer to blow you at all times. 176 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,537 - Thanks, Ari. - How'd it go? 177 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:17,955 Great. How'd it go with your writers? 178 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:20,708 They want 500 Gs and a guarantee that the movie gets made. 179 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:22,668 Sound like a bunch of idiots. Perfect clients for you, E. 180 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,044 - Thank you. - (PHONE RINGS) 181 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:26,255 - Yeah, Lloyd? - Steve Parles calling. 182 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,299 Steve Parles. Put him through. 183 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:29,717 - Steve, hey. - Ari. 184 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,469 Yeah, Vince wants to go to the Arctic Circle with you and Benji, 185 00:08:32,554 --> 00:08:35,181 but he wants 10 million plus first dollar 186 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,475 - and a five-star igloo. - Ari, I'm calling about Smokejumpers. 187 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,019 Really? 188 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,271 Yeah, I couldn't say this in front of Vince out of respect for him, 189 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:43,939 but I want to buy that script. 190 00:08:44,858 --> 00:08:46,025 Really? 191 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:47,776 But not with Vince attached. 192 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:52,656 The script only comes with Vince attached. 193 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:55,409 I'll pay 350. And how about I toss Vince an EP credit 194 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:56,911 and 50 Gs because I like him? 195 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,537 EP credit? What the fuck? 196 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:01,582 Listen, he is a movie star, not a no-show producer. 197 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:04,043 Come on, Ari. Does Vince even own the script? 198 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:05,669 Consider it as if he does. 199 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:07,504 - Yeah, who reps it? - Who knows? 200 00:09:07,589 --> 00:09:09,548 And who are the writers? There's no cover page. 201 00:09:09,633 --> 00:09:11,050 - Listen, Steve. - Ari. 202 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:13,844 - Steve! - Who are the fucking writers, Ari? 203 00:09:13,929 --> 00:09:15,304 Could be Gaghan. Could be Zaillian. 204 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:17,514 Could be Bill fucking Shakespeare. I'll never tell. 205 00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:19,141 PARLES: Stop acting like a child. 206 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,019 Vince starred in the highest-grossing movie of all time. 207 00:09:22,103 --> 00:09:23,646 You know that he can carry this movie. 208 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,564 I love Vince, Ari. You know that. 209 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,191 I just can't risk it right now. 210 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,734 I can't sell you the script then, Steve. 211 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,736 - Ari, come on. - I'm sorry. 212 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:32,863 Go fuck yourself. 213 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:35,241 All right. That sounds awesome. 214 00:09:35,325 --> 00:09:37,159 Okay. All right, buddy. 215 00:09:38,995 --> 00:09:40,246 - What happened? - What did he say? 216 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,789 We're just gonna keep plugging away. 217 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,041 Come on, Ari. I can take it. 218 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:49,213 He said that he'll pay 350 for the script... 219 00:09:49,297 --> 00:09:50,673 Without you. 220 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,303 Jesus. What do you want me to do? 221 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:58,889 Sell it. Take care of your writers. 222 00:09:58,974 --> 00:10:00,349 No, no, no, no. Do not sell it. 223 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,434 We still have five meetings left, all right? 224 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,603 And we now have a bidding war which you can use to stall. 225 00:10:04,688 --> 00:10:06,939 So stall. I will sell this for you, Vinnie. 226 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,691 Okay, look, I've got to go deal with Amanda. 227 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,609 It's okay, you go ahead. I'll roll with Ari. 228 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:12,861 All right. And we will return from the war heroes, Vinnie. 229 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:13,988 I promise you. 230 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,781 Hey, Ari, I don't have Steve Parles's number. 231 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,866 You just heard the offer from me, Dopey. 232 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,119 What, do you need a certified letter from him to work over Amanda? 233 00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,620 Just do it. 234 00:10:22,205 --> 00:10:23,414 Thank you. 235 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:25,958 But still, I have to say your character Quinn 236 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:28,544 is one we don't really know that much about yet. 237 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,254 Are you saying I don't get enough screen time? 238 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:32,006 No, we see plenty of you. 239 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,217 - Too much. (LAUGHS) - Asshole. 240 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:38,387 But you are the tough guy with no girl. What's that? 241 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,223 Think they'll ever give you a relationship on the show? 242 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:43,142 I think they'd like to leave it unseen. 243 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:46,103 Like I basically have a stable of women around town. 244 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,730 Is that how it is in real life? 245 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,231 Well... 246 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,233 Or are you more of a one-woman type guy? 247 00:10:51,568 --> 00:10:52,943 He's more of a no-woman guy. 248 00:10:53,028 --> 00:10:55,321 - AUDIENCE: Aw. - (BRANDON LAUGHS) 249 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:57,740 SHERRl: So, Johnny, is there anything you want to share with us? 250 00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,283 He just got dumped. 251 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,494 Drama's gonna hit this kid. 252 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,621 I didn't get dumped. Take it easy, Brandon. 253 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:08,500 Okay, you didn't get dumped. So tell us what happened. 254 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,627 Give us a little Dr. Phil moment or something. 255 00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,797 Sorry, Whoopi, no moment to be had. 256 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:16,592 It's just tough for a celebrity 257 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,427 to date a civilian is all. 258 00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:19,887 They don't get the lifestyle. 259 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,681 And inevitably you have no choice, but to cut them loose. 260 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,767 Don't believe him. He's devastated. 261 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:28,145 He's got pictures of this girl wallpapering his trailer. 262 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,397 Enough, Brandon. I'm not playing. 263 00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,941 Wow, Johnny, you really are the muscle. 264 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,735 Come on, Johnny. Just tell us what really happened. 265 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,363 We're here for you. Everyone wants to know, right? 266 00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,947 - (CROWD APPLAUDS) - BRANDON: Yeah. 267 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:41,367 No. 268 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:47,331 I was a little possessive, I suppose, so she ended it. It's no big thing. 269 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,291 I thought you said you ended it. 270 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,877 - Yeah, well, it was mutual. - Ah, okay. 271 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,170 - We both had our reasons. - Right, cool. 272 00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,130 - I'm fine. - He's not fine. 273 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:58,550 WHOOPl: Well, look, in case she's watching, 274 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:03,263 why don't you use this forum to tell her... What's her name? 275 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,890 - Jacqueline. - Jacqueline. 276 00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:08,185 Tell Jacqueline how you feel and what you're thinking. 277 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:09,686 - What the fuck is this? - DRAMA: I don't think so. 278 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:12,439 - Come on, Johnny. - I'd rather not. 279 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,358 - Come on, Johnny. - (AUDIENCE CLAPPING) 280 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,319 - Yeah. - Yeah, come on. 281 00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:21,657 You know what? Brandon was kind enough to bring a picture of Jacqueline here. 282 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,785 - ELISABETH: We have a photo. There she is. - This is a setup? 283 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,079 ELISABETH: Isn't she lovely? WHOOPl: She's cute. 284 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,914 Come on, why don't you talk to her, John? 285 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,582 Right there, talk to her. 286 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:34,837 - Hey, baby. - (TURTLE GROANS) 287 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:39,508 I just want to say I'm sorry I was a little overprotective. 288 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,344 And I miss you. 289 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:47,975 I miss hearing your voice. I miss hearing you laugh. 290 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,602 - This is horrifying. - Don't fucking cry. 291 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:51,979 - DRAMA: I love you, baby. - Jesus. 292 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,357 I miss you being the last thing I say good night to. 293 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,360 I just want to say I love you, baby. 294 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:00,863 Tweet. 295 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,324 Tweet? 296 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,160 What is tweet? 297 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,454 It's just something we say. 298 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,372 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 299 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,875 SHAUNA: Fuck! 300 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,003 Johnny! 301 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:17,379 He would have been better off yakking on them. 302 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,423 - Let's go. Fuck this. - Disaster. 303 00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:22,926 - Will you calm down? - Don't you dare tell me to calm down. 304 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,344 You said I had this exclusively. 305 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,054 I told you that I gave it to Vince first. 306 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,724 - And Vince changed his mind. - Fuck Vince and fuck Ari. 307 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,393 I put my ass on the line and gave it to Edward fucking Norton. 308 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:34,480 Wow. I've never heard you curse before, Amanda. 309 00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:39,318 Just tell me what you want. 310 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,612 Look, I'm being as upfront with you as I possibly can. 311 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:44,656 My writers want 500 Gs and a guarantee that the movie gets made. 312 00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,533 - That's ridiculous. - I told them that. 313 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,701 But that's what they want. 314 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,578 And Steve Parles is gonna give them that? 315 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,038 He's getting closer. 316 00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:52,164 With Vince starring? 317 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:55,876 Ahem. Where's he at? 318 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:57,586 Come on. 319 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,254 So now you're coy? 320 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,632 One second you're Honest Abe with little rosy cheeks, 321 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,300 the next you can't let your slippery little tongue... 322 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,052 I don't want to be abused, Amanda. 323 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:08,055 Look, Edward wants this project. 324 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,766 But he is buying it without a studio and he wants it at a price. 325 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,684 How much is he gonna get paid if the movie gets made? 326 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,937 - How is that relevant? - If he's gonna get his quote... 327 00:14:15,021 --> 00:14:17,356 If he's gonna get his quote what? Your writers should get theirs? 328 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,566 E, your writers don't have a quote. 329 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:21,151 Your writers don't have a pot to piss in. 330 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:25,030 Edward Norton is an Academy Award nominee who wants to take their very raw script 331 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,657 and turn it into something special. 332 00:14:27,242 --> 00:14:29,159 If you want to go and sell it to the first person 333 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,119 with deep pockets for Vincent Chase, be my guest. 334 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,955 It'll be a piece of shit like the last movie you guys made. 335 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,832 Wow. You're a cold bitch, huh? 336 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,502 But here are the facts, I've got a better offer. 337 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:39,962 You've got a conflict of interest 338 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,256 because you represent Ed and you're trying to sell the script. 339 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,674 But you lowballed us and you know it. 340 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,676 So take it back to Ed and tell him what we want. 341 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,345 The whole naiveté thing is just an act, isn't it? 342 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,347 You know just a little more than you let on. 343 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,474 Well, know this, 344 00:14:52,684 --> 00:14:55,477 Edward Norton is not getting into a bidding war. 345 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,271 - Amanda. - We're out. 346 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,690 - Amanda. - Fuck off. 347 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,902 TOM: You know the respect we have foryou. 348 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:05,779 We did Head On together. 349 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:08,323 It was great for you and it was great for us, okay? 350 00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,785 This movie is too expensive for us to finance with you in the lead. 351 00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,037 I totally understand, Tom, and I appreciate the honesty. 352 00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,665 - Thank you. - I actually would prefer if you lied to us, 353 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,209 like every other dick head in this town, but very refreshing. 354 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,169 - Thank you. - Okay, thank you. 355 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,839 - Listen to me. You'll be back, buddy. - Tom, thank you. 356 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:26,341 This is not forever, right? You'll be back. 357 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,760 Once a star always a threat, buddy. 358 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:30,095 - Good to see you. - All right, man. 359 00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,930 - Thank you so much, Tom. - Thanks, Ari. 360 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:34,683 0 for seven. That can't be good. 361 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:39,605 - Wow. - What? 362 00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,691 It's so bad you can't even spin it? 363 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,484 Try and spin it, Ari. 364 00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,653 It will turn for us, I promise you. 365 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,031 - No spinning. - We have to make it turn. 366 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,824 I am trying. 367 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,952 - Have you read the script? - Which one? 368 00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,622 - Smokejumpers. - Yes, I told you I read it. 369 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,291 Most of it. 370 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,001 You know the part of Ray? 371 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,461 The brother. 372 00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:04,338 It's a good part. 373 00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:06,923 It's not the lead. 374 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,343 I'm not getting leads. 375 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,261 It's a good part in a good movie. 376 00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:13,221 It'd be good for me to be part of a good movie, right? 377 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,770 That was so fucking humiliating. 378 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:22,147 I can't believe the girls of The View would set him up like that. 379 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,982 - Sneaky bitches. - They said they won't cut it? 380 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,194 Damage done. It already aired on the East Coast. 381 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,820 Women will probably love it though. 382 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:31,323 I don't care about The View's audience. I care about Drama's. 383 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,784 If you don't think that all those women watching the show 384 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:37,204 are gonna tell their teenage kids that he's a fucking pussy, you're crazy. 385 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,997 At least it wasn't Vince. 386 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,500 He should be so fucking lucky. Get in. 387 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:42,834 Hey, buddy. 388 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,506 Too late to cut your meltdown, Drama. 389 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,174 Who gives a shit? 390 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,426 It was from the heart. It was truthful. 391 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,595 Oh, Jesus, Drama. How many bottles is that? 392 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,933 I lost count shortly after takeoff. 393 00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,685 - Oh, Christ. Let's get him home. - DRAMA: Why? 394 00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:03,522 What is there for me there, Shauna? I got no girl, no love. 395 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:06,108 - I got nothing. - Drama. 396 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,694 When I came into this world I had nothing. 397 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,612 Now I'm right back to it. 398 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,864 I left everything I had up on that stage, 399 00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:14,908 except the clothes on my back. 400 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,326 Maybe you should have left those, too. 401 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,412 It would have been far more interesting. 402 00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,372 Maybe I should have. 403 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,000 Maybe I will. 404 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,837 Oh, Jesus Christ, Drama. Keep your clothes on. 405 00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,172 - Hey, hey, what are you doing? - What the fuck? 406 00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:32,092 - I got nothing! - Oh, God. 407 00:17:32,176 --> 00:17:33,468 Would you get back in the car? 408 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,053 Do you hear me, world? 409 00:17:35,138 --> 00:17:37,514 DRIVER: Mr. Chase, please get back in the car. 410 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:39,182 I got nothing, world! 411 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,101 - Drama! - (SIREN WAILS) 412 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,310 (GROANS) 413 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,397 Here, take my pants. 414 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,815 SHAUNA: Oh, Jesus. Get in the fucking car. 415 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,151 - (LAUGHING) - Oh, my God. 416 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:51,445 - Hey, E. - Hey, Lloyd. 417 00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:53,238 - Did you see Johnny on The View? - How was it? 418 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,656 Interesting. 419 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:56,825 You looked stressed, E. What's the matter? 420 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,076 Amanda playing too rough for you? 421 00:17:58,161 --> 00:18:00,370 'Cause I can call her and tell her to pick on someone her own size. 422 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,664 I lost Ed Norton. Please tell me you got something. 423 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,416 You lost Ed Norton? 424 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,585 I actually overestimated your negotiating skills. 425 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,879 - Ari. - No, he's right. He's right, I screwed up. 426 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:12,132 I didn't set my clients straight. Please tell me you guys did better. 427 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,342 Yeah, we did better. We did a whole lot better. 428 00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:15,510 You got an offer? 429 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:19,181 500 Gs from Steve Parles for your writers just like you wanted. 430 00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:21,391 - Really? - Yup. And Vince is in. 431 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,227 - And Vince is in? - Playing the brother Ray. 432 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:25,896 You're not gonna be the lead? 433 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,148 - Nope. - You okay with that? 434 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,108 - It was his idea. - It's a great role. 435 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:33,028 - It's gonna be a great movie. - Is it okay for him, Ari? 436 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,321 It's what's necessary right now. 437 00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,490 - And we got you the 500 Gs. - Yup. 438 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:38,575 Wow, this is unbelievable. It really is. 439 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:40,786 Say, "Thank you, Ari." 440 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:43,497 Come on. Say, "Thank you, Ari." 441 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,832 - Thank you, Ari. I appreciate it. - Come here. There you go. 442 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,250 - I love it. - Aw. 443 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,127 (LAUGHING) 444 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,379 - Thanks, Vince. - (PHONE RINGS) 445 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,007 It's actually my writers right here. 446 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,134 - Tell them the good news. - Think Jed and Clevis will go for it? 447 00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:59,221 - Or are they gonna want to direct now, too? - Nick. 448 00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,932 Where've you been, E? We've been waiting on pins and needles. 449 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,142 - LB. - I mean, you don't answer your phone. 450 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:07,103 I sent you like 25 emails. What are we paying you for? 451 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,481 - I got you your offer. - He got us an offer. 452 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,234 500,000 just like you wanted and Vince is gonna play the second lead. 453 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,861 - I think I love you, E. - What's he saying? What's he saying? 454 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:18,323 Vince and Ed Norton and 500 Gs. 455 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:20,617 Oh, my God! 456 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:23,328 Uh, no, Ed Norton. Ed Norton's out. 457 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,872 - Ed Norton's out. - Wait, why is Ed Norton out? 458 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,499 Why is Ed Norton out? 459 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,043 E, Nick here. Why is Ed Norton out? 460 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,295 His people didn't want to get into a bidding war 461 00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:33,880 and sometimes you just can't push. 462 00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,675 Yeah, but don't we pay you to know how hard to push? I mean, come on. 463 00:19:36,759 --> 00:19:40,136 You haven't paid me anything yet, Nick, and I just made you half a million dollars. 464 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,179 I know, I know. 465 00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:43,473 But, you know, we got all amped on Ed Norton today. 466 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:45,350 We watched his movie, uh... 467 00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,353 - He was so great in American History X. - American History X. 468 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,188 I mean, the guy can act. He's a good actor. 469 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:53,733 Yeah, he is. And so is Vince and he's the one you initially wanted, so... 470 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,278 Actually, that letter that we sent you we sent to pretty much everybody. 471 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,821 You were just the only one that responded. 472 00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,698 Are you happy? 473 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:05,203 Nick, come on. Today you live with your mother, 474 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,163 tomorrow you don't have to. Tell me you're happy. 475 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,082 Yeah, I'm happy. I'm happy. 476 00:20:09,166 --> 00:20:11,459 I just... You know, Ed Norton. I mean... 477 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,086 I'm accepting the deal. Say thank you. 478 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,629 (SIGHS) 479 00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:17,215 Okay, thank you, E. 480 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,301 Thank you. Here, say thank you. 481 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:21,469 Thank you, E. 482 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,722 All right, you're welcome. I'll talk to you later. Done deal. 483 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,141 All right, we'll call them in the morning. Good news, Lloyd. 484 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,768 Vince will have a new movie poster for you to whack off to soon. 485 00:20:28,853 --> 00:20:30,645 Oh, that's great news. Congrats, Vince. 486 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,690 But Turtle's on the phone. He says neither of you will pick up your cells. 487 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,192 - My ringer's off. What's up? - It's Drama. 488 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,486 What about him? 489 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,280 PRISONERS: Victory! 490 00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,324 Whoo! 491 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,702 ARl: Your target demographic. 492 00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,287 You all right, Johnny? 493 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,915 Another incarceration on my record. 494 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,334 But at least I'm reminded of the soothing touch 495 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:53,793 of a beautiful woman. 496 00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,211 - He's all yours. - Thank you. 497 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,838 When am I gonna see you in a new movie, Vince? 498 00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,256 Pretty soon, I think. 499 00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:01,801 One brother getting out of movie-star jail, the other one just getting out ofjail. 500 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,095 - You got a movie, bro? - Looks like it. 501 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,972 There is justice in this world. 502 00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:07,974 LLOYD: There is more than that, Johnny Drama. 503 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,268 I've spoken to many of my friends today 504 00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,437 and they loved your performance on The View. 505 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,148 Think they'll love whacking it to his mug shot as well, Lloyd? 506 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:16,524 Great image, Shauna. Nice. 507 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,776 Can we got to Villa, bro? 508 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:19,861 I need to drown my sorrows in some pussy. 509 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,197 - You got it. - (PHONE RINGS) 510 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:25,075 My favorite female agent. How are you? 511 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,368 Let's stick to business, Eric. 512 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,244 Do we have any business to stick to? 513 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,622 Edward's back in and he's bringing a studio with him. 514 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,290 I'm about to make a deal, Amanda. 515 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,210 The offer's $1 million against $2 million for the script. 516 00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:38,296 - Wow. - What is it? 517 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:40,048 I need Vince in the second lead. 518 00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,133 What? 519 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,552 Vince is Ray the brother or I can't close. 520 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,930 Alan Gray is buying it, E. 521 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:50,266 Not sure how your relationship is with him since he fired Vince off Aquaman. 522 00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,977 But you can call. 523 00:21:52,061 --> 00:21:55,230 In the meantime call your writers and tell them they have Edward Norton 524 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,982 and a $2 million offer. 525 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:58,942 I'm sure they'll want to close. 526 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:01,403 Ahem. 527 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:05,323 What did she say? 528 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:12,455 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)