1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,424 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:20,372 --> 00:01:22,498 - Mr. Gray, good morning. - Mr. Gray, Ari? 3 00:01:22,583 --> 00:01:25,877 You're gonna have to do a lot better than that if you want to get Vince on Smokejumpers. 4 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:28,337 Just wanted to show you the respect that a studio head deserves. 5 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,714 Well, that's very nice, Ari. 6 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:32,091 Maybe if your client had done the same on Aquaman 2, 7 00:01:32,176 --> 00:01:34,051 you wouldn't be in such a desperate position. 8 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:35,803 Come on, hasn't the kid suffered enough? 9 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:38,181 Roasting him on a spit wouldn't be enough suffering 10 00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:40,683 - as far as I'm concerned. - Really? 11 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,978 Alan, I mean, come on. We're talking about the second lead here. 12 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:47,190 Vincent Chase is not gonna be the second lead nor the third. 13 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:49,400 In fact, he's not even gonna be the toothless waitress 14 00:01:49,485 --> 00:01:51,611 whose one line is, "We're all out of blueberries." 15 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:53,529 Goodbye, Ari. 16 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,115 VINCE: Who holds a grudge this long? 17 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:57,742 Women and gays. 18 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,203 It's true. Look it up. 19 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,330 I don't understand. Aquaman 2 did good. 20 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:03,623 You'd think he'd get over it by now. 21 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:06,083 - He hasn't, so we have to move on. - Move on to what? 22 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,127 Steve Parles loved meeting you. 23 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:10,797 And he was serious about Benji. 24 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:13,090 - Oh, come on. - No, he's dead serious. 25 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:15,551 Now I don't normally sit home on a Friday night and read, 26 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,678 wife and the kids are up in Santa Barbara, so I did. 27 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:19,305 - VINCE: And it's good? - It's Benji. 28 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,808 - In the Arctic? - Is this Benji the dog we're talking about? 29 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,143 No, it's Benji Franklin who goes to the Arctic, you idiot. 30 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,814 - So did Steve make a real offer? - Is $3 million real? 31 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:30,775 - (MIMICS BARKING) - That's why I had to bring it to you. 32 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:32,944 - How's the script, really? - ARl: I cried. 33 00:02:33,028 --> 00:02:34,695 Now I don't know if I was crying because of the script 34 00:02:34,780 --> 00:02:36,656 or the fact that I'm trying to put you in a Benji movie, 35 00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,282 but I sat at home alone 36 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,910 last night in my bed and I wept. 37 00:02:42,371 --> 00:02:43,663 (SIGHS) 38 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:45,790 Well, I guess I'd better read it then. 39 00:02:45,874 --> 00:02:48,793 You don't have to read it, Vince, because it is exactly what you think it is. 40 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,379 And if you take it, you're taking it for the same reason 41 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:55,216 that most people in America take jobs, because you need the money. 42 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,844 ERIC: We've never made a decision based on money alone. 43 00:02:57,928 --> 00:02:59,220 Vince, I have cash to tide us over. 44 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,680 - Oh, Jesus. - Well, I do. 45 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:03,015 I have a few shekels put away too, bro. 46 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,393 I can make my own money. And I take care of you guys when you need it. 47 00:03:05,477 --> 00:03:07,812 - Nobody takes care of me. - Appreciate that, Vin. 48 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,189 - (CAR STARTS) - What the fuck? 49 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,525 Hey, hey, hey, asshole. What are you doing to our cars? 50 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,110 - They're being repossessed. - What? 51 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,653 Pay your bills, deadbeat. 52 00:03:15,737 --> 00:03:17,822 What the fuck are you talking about, you motherfucker? 53 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,615 Vin! 54 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,954 So what's the role? 55 00:03:25,455 --> 00:03:27,123 It's the young veterinarian Mitch Kreeger. 56 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,083 Who gets top billing, Vince or the dog? 57 00:03:29,167 --> 00:03:31,210 - That's a good question, Turtle. - It's legitimate. 58 00:03:31,295 --> 00:03:33,129 All right, let's discuss the downside. 59 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,714 Won't be banging your co-star. 60 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,799 It is a G-rated family film. 61 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,302 If it's somehow Babe we're great. 62 00:03:39,386 --> 00:03:43,222 And if it's Garfield and it blows up like Barry Bonds' skull we're finished. 63 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:45,433 - I don't like this. - How long do we have to decide? 64 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,143 Parles wants an answer by Monday. 65 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,979 Let's go to Villa, look at some nice asses jiggle, 66 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,564 and the answer will come to us. 67 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,357 No, no, no, no. Forget that. 68 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,276 There's only one place for real answers. 69 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:56,986 Oh yeah? Where's that, Johnny? 70 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:58,821 - Joshua Tree. - Joshua Tree? 71 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:01,407 DRAMA: No phones, no Berries. 72 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,659 Just us men and our souls. 73 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,369 And a big bag of shrooms. 74 00:04:05,454 --> 00:04:07,705 - That sounds idiotic. - No, no, no, I like it. 75 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:10,207 - Are you in, Ari? - For shrooming in the desert? 76 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:13,461 No, for being there to help guide us through this major decision. 77 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,838 Okay, I'm in. 78 00:04:16,173 --> 00:04:17,632 Great. Where do we get the shrooms? 79 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,967 Eric Roberts, where else? 80 00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:22,345 - (KNOCKING) - Let me see them hands. 81 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,180 I've got a shotgun pointed at the door. 82 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,390 Yo, ER, chill. It's Drama and Vince. 83 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,810 I'm just playing with you, Johnny. 84 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:31,687 Good to see you. Hey, Vince, how you doing? 85 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,105 - Eric. - How you doing? 86 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,482 - Turtle. - How are you? 87 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,652 Well, if it's not an ass who needs wiping, Ari Gold. 88 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:39,236 How's it hanging, player? 89 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:41,614 - Oh, it's hanging. - Been a long time, huh? 90 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:44,200 - Yeah, what 10 years, huh? - About that. 91 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,118 - How are you? - Solid as a rock. 92 00:04:46,203 --> 00:04:48,996 In fact, take a fucking swing, Gold. Abs of steel. 93 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,791 I'd rather not. 94 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:55,127 - Either you swing or I do. - Okay. 95 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:58,089 And don't Jew me on this, Gold. Put some muscle behind it. 96 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,133 (GRUNTS) 97 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:04,136 (LAUGHING) 50 years old, I'm still an animal. 98 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,305 Anybody else want to pound the stone? 99 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:08,474 - You want to pound this stone? - No, no, no, no. 100 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:10,476 No, thanks, we're good. We got a long drive ahead of us. 101 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,519 We just came by to grab 102 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,980 some of your famous magical fungi and we were gonna roll. 103 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:17,024 You'll be thrilled to know I just harvested a sweet, sweet batch. 104 00:05:17,109 --> 00:05:18,818 - Awesome. - So where you guys going? 105 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,696 - Joshua Tree. - Joshua Tree? I love that place. 106 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:24,323 Peace, serenity, nature. Speaking of which, say hi to Mark. 107 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:25,866 - Hey, Mark. - Hey. 108 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:27,410 So what's the reason for this journey? 109 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:30,204 I have a major career decision to make. 110 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:31,872 Oh, yeah? Heavy. 111 00:05:31,957 --> 00:05:35,167 You know, I love observing people in transition. 112 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:36,669 It's good for my work. 113 00:05:36,753 --> 00:05:38,504 Would you guys mind if I tagged along? 114 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,131 No, no, you can come. It's cool. 115 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:43,134 Actually, you know, Vinnie, there's not enough room in my car. 116 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:44,844 That's okay, Gold. 117 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:47,138 We can take my one-of-a-kind Winnebago. 118 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:56,897 ERIC: This is quite the ride, Eric. 119 00:05:56,982 --> 00:06:02,069 Thanks. Back in '91, me and this baby hit every one of the continental 48 states, 120 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:05,031 with the exception of Montana, where I'm no longer legally welcome. 121 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,073 (LAUGHS) 122 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:07,616 So where are we gonna sleep when we get there? 123 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,452 They have like a B&B or something? 124 00:06:09,536 --> 00:06:12,329 - Ha! - "Ha" what? What's the plan? 125 00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:15,791 You eat the shrooms, you trip, you leave when you come down. 126 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,377 Translation, you're sleeping, you're sleeping in the dirt. 127 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,504 I don't even know if I'm gonna be taking shrooms, okay? 128 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:23,632 Let's compromise. I can get us a phat house at the Madison Club. 129 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,885 Wake up, play a nice round of golf in the AM. 130 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:28,387 - What do you say? - Come on, Ari, it's man and nature. 131 00:06:28,472 --> 00:06:31,140 You know how many good times this crew has had without a real place to sleep? 132 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,475 Remember Lake Barrington? 133 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,226 All we had was six bags of Doritos and some sleeping bags. 134 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,812 And Drama brought the extra bags, he was still wetting the bed at 14. 135 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:39,106 Liar. I stopped wetting the bed when I was nine. 136 00:06:39,191 --> 00:06:40,900 That extra bag was for warmth. 137 00:06:40,984 --> 00:06:43,069 You were still wetting the bed at nine? 138 00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:45,738 A lot of great artists are late to potty-train. 139 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:48,657 I was housebroken at 16 months. True story. 140 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:50,743 True story, we could be at Villa tonight. 141 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:51,827 What are you gonna do at Villa? 142 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:54,830 The only thing I can do, E, find a nice image to whack off to. 143 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:58,501 - (PHONE RINGING) - No phones on this trip, Ari. 144 00:06:58,585 --> 00:06:59,919 I need a dog-sitter, dickhead. 145 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:02,296 Make it fast or I'm gonna chuck you and that device 146 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,756 out the door while we're moving, Ari. 147 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,508 Where the hell are you, Lloyd? 148 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:08,928 It's Saturday, Ari. I really don't think that's any of your concern. 149 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:12,181 Your whereabouts are my concern 24 hours a day, seven days a week. 150 00:07:12,599 --> 00:07:13,599 So says you. 151 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,684 What, are you trying to put on a show to impress Tom? 152 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,604 - No. Tom's not even here. - Really? 153 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:20,231 - Tell him to suck it. - Shh. 154 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,691 Tell him I heard that and tell him I will seal up 155 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,486 your asshole with cement if I am disrespected. 156 00:07:25,570 --> 00:07:27,488 Stop it, Ari. Stop it. 157 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:29,782 It's Saturday and I work 80 hours a week 158 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:32,993 and I should not have to be subjected to this kind of talk on my weekend. 159 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,371 You're right, you're right. Lloyd, I am sorry, okay? 160 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,498 This is not work related. I need to ask you a favor. 161 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:40,626 - What kind of favor? - I need you to watch Lily tonight. 162 00:07:40,710 --> 00:07:43,796 - Where is your family? - Aunt Pearl's 75th in Santa Barbara. 163 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:46,882 - And where are you? - I am away on business. 164 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:49,301 What kind of business do you have on a Saturday night? 165 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:51,262 I got none of your fucking business. 166 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:53,347 I got a wife who thinks I'm under a pile of scripts 167 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:55,766 - and a dog that needs some love. - We have plans tonight. 168 00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:59,103 Well, break your fucking plans. I own your Asian ass. 169 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,896 I thought this was a favor. 170 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,481 It is a favor to you. 171 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,358 A favor to keep you employed. 172 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:06,360 You are a manipulative meanie, Ari. 173 00:08:06,611 --> 00:08:08,445 - (HORN HONKING) - (WOMEN CHEERING) 174 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,407 It's Katie Morgan. Yo, yo, what's up, ladies? 175 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:12,491 Hey. 176 00:08:12,576 --> 00:08:15,452 My regards to Tom. Ciao. 177 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:18,539 Hey, Vince, are you coming to Vegas for the AVNs? 178 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,624 Actually, we were going to Joshua Tree. 179 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:23,419 Cool. I did a gang-bang scene there last year. 180 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:24,962 Yeah? You want to do the sequel this year? 181 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:27,256 You guys should just come to Vegas with us. 182 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,508 - Yeah. - Not this time, ladies. 183 00:08:29,593 --> 00:08:32,511 - We're sticking to the Tree. - Aw! 184 00:08:32,596 --> 00:08:35,055 Okay, but it's gonna be lonely out there. 185 00:08:35,140 --> 00:08:37,433 We will be thinking of you the whole time. 186 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:39,435 Yeah, well, think of this. 187 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,936 (SHOUTING) 188 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:43,689 Let me get your number. 189 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:46,942 There's your image, Ari. 190 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:48,277 LLOYD: Stop being a baby. 191 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,196 I'm being a baby 'cause I'm the one 192 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:52,781 who's gonna have to call our friends and cancel again. 193 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:55,367 - It's just game night. - Maybe to you, Lloyd. 194 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:57,828 But for some of us it's a night we look forward to all week. 195 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,288 Well, do you want me to call everyone? 196 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,664 No, I don't. 197 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:03,584 I want you to figure out a way to save the evening. 198 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,377 There's no way, Tom. 199 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,922 - Why don't we do it at Ari's? - Oh, please. 200 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,131 Come on, think about it. 201 00:09:09,216 --> 00:09:11,967 It could be your own personal "fuck you" to Ari Gold. 202 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,386 Fuck you to you, Tom. There's no way. 203 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:19,016 Don't be a pussy, Lloyd. Come on. All right, I will be responsible. 204 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:23,938 If I don't make the place absolutely perfect, even more perfect than when we arrive, 205 00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:27,316 you can tie me up and put me in the kennel for the day. 206 00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,652 You always say I can't. 207 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,321 Well, I won't fail, but, you know, if I do... 208 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,948 (BARKS) 209 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,967 Oh, yeah. 210 00:09:53,468 --> 00:09:55,970 This is where we'll find answers. 211 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,721 Everyone out. 212 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:01,016 Phones and Berries in the hat. 213 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:04,061 - Even you, Ari. - I've got kids, fuckhead. 214 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,522 You know, you bring any negative energy to the Tree, Ari, 215 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,942 I'm gonna crush your larynx and leave your rotting corpse here for the coyotes to eat. 216 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:10,985 (LAUGHS) 217 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:12,945 We got to hang more often, ER. 218 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,697 Let him keep his phone, Johnny. 219 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,199 Whatever. You got the bag? 220 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,952 Bags, just in case. 221 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:21,328 Uno, dos. 222 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:22,788 We're gonna take 'em right now? 223 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:24,790 You want to say a few words first? 224 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,293 No, I just thought we'd settle in first, you know? 225 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,711 E's nervous. 226 00:10:29,504 --> 00:10:31,297 You know, I'm not one for babysitting, 227 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,799 so if it's your first time, I'm recommending half an eighth. 228 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:36,593 - It's not my first time. - Uh, yes, it is. 229 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:37,678 No, it's not. I ate a stem once. 230 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,638 Yeah, but you threw it up 30 seconds after. 231 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:43,559 Which is why I made you a peanut butter and shroom sandwich this time. 232 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:46,603 - Thanks, Drama. - Yeah. 233 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,981 You pack a lunch for the rest of us or just junior? 234 00:10:49,065 --> 00:10:51,984 You work for us, Ari. We don't work for you. Sorry. 235 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,444 VINCE: All right, let's do it. 236 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,571 Not here. 237 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,614 Where then? 238 00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:09,251 - Here. - I like it. 239 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,919 - (LAUGHS) - Here we go. 240 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,671 All right, come on. Let's eat. 241 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:14,381 Here we go. 242 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,470 What, peer pressure? Fine. 243 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,020 (COUGHS) 244 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,065 It tastes like shit. 245 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,067 - That's 'cause they're grown in shit. - Oh. 246 00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:36,487 This your first time, too, Ari? I thought everybody ate shrooms in the '60s. 247 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:39,156 - I was born in '67, fatboy. - Oh. 248 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,658 I never wanted to do a drug that made me lose control. 249 00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:44,161 You don't lose control, Ari, just all of your stresses. 250 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,454 Exactly. 251 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:49,458 At this moment, none of us have a care in the world. 252 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,210 (LAUGHS) 253 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:56,423 - (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) - Everybody, welcome. 254 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,217 Hello. 255 00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,636 How are you? 256 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:09,686 ARl: I don't feel anything. 257 00:12:11,147 --> 00:12:13,649 It's coming, Ari. It's coming. 258 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,567 Feeling anything, E? 259 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,487 Can we please let Turtle finish his story? 260 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,572 I don't want to hear about his first hand-job. 261 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,325 - At least it was a job. - Well, some of us are interested, Ari. 262 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,203 Remember, the journey begins at the beginning. 263 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,372 So, Turtle, please, go on. 264 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,791 Anyway, she was slamming. I mean, even Vince thought so. 265 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,751 - Remember, Vince? - (PHONE RINGING) 266 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,087 Listen, I hate to miss this, but it's the wife. 267 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,964 Hold on. Hello. 268 00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:39,800 We could kill him and no one would know. 269 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,760 - Hello? - Hello? 270 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:44,054 - Hey, baby, is that you? - I can't really hear you. 271 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:45,764 - Can you hear me? - Hello? 272 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:48,100 - Ari? - Yeah, I can hear you, honey. 273 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:52,479 Hi. Listen, I just wanted to tell you I think we're coming home tonight. 274 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,064 You're coming home tonight? 275 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,442 - Hello? - No, honey, why... 276 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,152 Honey, why would you come home tonight? 277 00:12:58,236 --> 00:13:00,195 - Hello? - Honey? 278 00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,447 Hello? 279 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:02,906 Fuck. Fuck! 280 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,826 - She's coming home tonight. - So what? 281 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:08,120 So I'm here, I'm supposed to be there. 282 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,122 I don't have any reception. 283 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,207 ROBERTS: You're walking around in circles, Ari. 284 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,251 I'm trying to get a signal. 285 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,920 I understand. That's why I was gonna tell you to head up. 286 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,882 - Up? - Up. 287 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,011 I'd hurry though. You'll be tripping soon enough. 288 00:13:24,095 --> 00:13:25,804 - Christ. - Don't tell him that. 289 00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,431 Hey, don't worry. You're fine. 290 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:30,976 It's a slow-acting batch. You've got 10, 15 minutes. 291 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,398 - Can he really get service up there? - I have no idea. 292 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:37,983 (LAUGHING) 293 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,203 I think I feel something. 294 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,081 Maybe it was a fast-acting batch. 295 00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,167 (ALL LAUGHING) 296 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,757 Maya, get off. 297 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:05,552 Maya, would you leave your cousin alone? 298 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:07,554 Sarah, could you do something? 299 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,181 - Like what? - (PHONE RINGS) 300 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,767 - Hello? - Hey, can you hear me? 301 00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:14,770 Why are you coming home tonight? 302 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:17,898 I'm coming home because your son is throwing a fit. 303 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,566 But it'll be night soon. 304 00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:22,110 Ari? Hello? 305 00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:25,072 - It'll be night soon. - You just said that. 306 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:29,034 It'll be night soon and it's a long drive. 307 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,494 You wait till morning. 308 00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,871 I would love to. Just get your son to agree. 309 00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,456 Let me talk to him. 310 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,750 Jonah, it's your father. 311 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:41,505 - (CRYING) Hello. - Hey, buddy. 312 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,008 Listen, don't cry. You're gonna make Daddy cry. 313 00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:47,386 I just want to go home. 314 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,971 I know. 315 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,056 Tell Mama to take me home. 316 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,058 Buddy... 317 00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,437 I'll give you $100 if you stay till tomorrow. 318 00:14:57,981 --> 00:15:00,107 - Really? - Really. 319 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:03,068 - And a Transformer? - You got it. 320 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,653 Now will you stay? 321 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,322 - Okay. - Buddy... 322 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,866 I love you. 323 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,618 I bugged chewy top. 324 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:13,245 What did you say? What? 325 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,163 I said I love you a lot. 326 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:17,416 - Bye. - Bye. 327 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,501 Okay, we can stay. 328 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,461 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 329 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:27,551 My hands are huge. Why are my hands huge? 330 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,059 Where the fuck am I? 331 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,145 Vince? 332 00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,105 Oh, no, no, no, no. 333 00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,441 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 334 00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,072 (BLOWS AIR) 335 00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:51,950 Benji. Benji. 336 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,120 Benji, Benji, Benji. 337 00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,456 Hey, say it. 338 00:15:57,874 --> 00:15:59,750 Benji, Benji. 339 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,711 No, no, like this. Benji, Benji. 340 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,922 - Benji, Benji. - It feels nice to say. 341 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,050 Maybe that's a sign. 342 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,177 The script floats. 343 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,887 Maybe that's a sign. 344 00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,479 - Should we read it? - Now? 345 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:21,772 I couldn't read it now. 346 00:16:22,565 --> 00:16:23,690 Maybe E could read it. 347 00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,197 E can't read it. 348 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,240 The answer's not in that script. 349 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,910 The answer's out there. 350 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,913 Hey! 351 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,831 Ari's still out there. 352 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:41,375 He's been out there a while. 353 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,794 Maybe he found the answer. 354 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,796 I wish he'd come share it with us. 355 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,297 I don't. 356 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:49,883 I like us. 357 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,511 We should find him, though. 358 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,262 ROBERTS: I don't want to go anywhere. 359 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:57,224 If Vince thinks we have to move, we have to move. 360 00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:01,103 I don't want to move. I want to create. 361 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,939 Do you want to move, E? 362 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,816 I want to move. 363 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,653 (WIND BLOWING) 364 00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,156 See you on the flip side, kid. 365 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,036 Wait up for me. 366 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,788 I'm gonna pee. 367 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,793 I feel cold. 368 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,879 I don't like being cold. Maybe that's a sign. 369 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:30,173 Maybe we should keep a list of possible signs. 370 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,591 E, can you keep a list? 371 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:38,932 - DRAMA: No! - Johnny! What's up? 372 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,519 I thought I pulled my cock off. 373 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,687 Oh, Jesus! 374 00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:45,564 It's okay. I didn't. 375 00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:46,898 VINCE: This way. 376 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,279 TURTLE: Where's Arnold? 377 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,656 He's right there. I've been watching him. 378 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,077 That's a rock. 379 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,081 - Really? - Are you kidding me? 380 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,376 - Arnold! - Arnold! 381 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,836 Arnold! 382 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:09,546 Vince! 383 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,299 E! Drama! 384 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,634 Anybody! 385 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,057 Lloyd. 386 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,976 Lloyd. Lloyd. 387 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:25,395 (CHEERING) 388 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,773 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 389 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:32,360 All right, listen up. So remember, the category is fact or fiction. 390 00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,029 - I want to buy a vowel. - (PHONE RINGING) 391 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,281 Oh, no. Everyone, quiet. 392 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,992 - An E. - Is there an E, Vanna? 393 00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:40,952 Tom, it's Ari. Shut the hell up. 394 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:49,669 Hello, Ari. Lily is great. The house immaculate. 395 00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:51,713 I love the new fabric on the dining room chairs. 396 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,465 Fabric? No, no, no, fabric. 397 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,467 What are you saying? Oh, God, no. 398 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:57,385 - Ari? - Lloyd? 399 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,762 Can you hear me, Ari? 400 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,306 Yes, I can hear you. Am I not hearing you? 401 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,642 I'm freaking out, Lloyd. 402 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,018 No need to. Everything's fine. 403 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:06,645 No, no, it's not fine, Lloyd. 404 00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:13,527 I am alone, and I am lost, and I am hallucinating. 405 00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,237 What do you mean? 406 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:19,616 How long has it been since I have seen you, Lloyd? 407 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,786 Can you come to where I am? 408 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,246 Ari, what is going on? 409 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:27,290 I have eaten some mushrooms. 410 00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:29,000 Magic mushrooms? 411 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:33,046 I hate magic and magicians, Lloyd. 412 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:38,093 One time this magician made my watch appear in a bottle of beer and I did not like it. 413 00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,803 (WHISPERS) I don't trust magic, Lloyd. 414 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,806 Oh no, Ari. You should not hallucinate alone. 415 00:19:42,974 --> 00:19:44,474 Don't be mean, Lloyd. 416 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,643 The first rule of tripping is stick to the buddy system. 417 00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,311 Who is watching you? 418 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,147 I hope no one is watching me. 419 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,151 The bigger the shoe size the bigger the cock! 420 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:57,320 - What was that? - What was what, Ari? 421 00:19:58,281 --> 00:20:00,198 I thought I heard something. Was that there or was that here? 422 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:02,450 It was nowhere. Don't be paranoid, Ari. 423 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,786 Shut the fuck up! 424 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,663 Now start from the beginning. 425 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,748 How did you get yourself in this predicament? 426 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:20,886 If we could only find one of them, Ari or Arnold, who would you pick? 427 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,346 You can't ask questions that can't be answered, Johnny. 428 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:25,265 I could answer that. Arnold. 429 00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:27,767 - Why? - You can replace an agent. 430 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:29,060 You can't replace a best friend. 431 00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:32,105 What if we could have Arnold's soul in Ari's body? 432 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:36,526 Then my agent would have the soul of a dog and would want me to do Benji. 433 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:39,237 How do you know Arnold's soul even likes Benji? 434 00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,072 I don't know. I just know. 435 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:43,658 Unless his running away was a sign. 436 00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:45,911 Write it down, E. 437 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,163 Got anything yet, E? 438 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,249 Why isn't he saying anything? 439 00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:52,667 You okay, E? 440 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,214 "My mouth won't talk." 441 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,051 Trippy. 442 00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:02,260 Totally. 443 00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:05,430 TURTLE: Arnold! VINCE: Ari! 444 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,600 DRAMA: Arnold! VINCE: Ari! 445 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:18,276 When is it gonna end, Lloyd? 446 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,737 Soon, Ari. Soon. Do you see anything yet? 447 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:24,866 Just rocks and dust and trees and tiny little goblins. 448 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,869 It's important to remember what's real and not real, Ari. 449 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:34,042 You know what, Lloyd? I've always mocked it, but now I know it. You are Confucius. 450 00:21:34,585 --> 00:21:36,127 I think you're becoming yourself again. 451 00:21:36,212 --> 00:21:37,712 No, no, no, Confucius... 452 00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,090 Confucius say Ari go... 453 00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,050 - Ari... - No, no, come on. 454 00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:43,593 Confucius... Con... 455 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:46,888 (WITH MOCK ACCENT) Confucius say Ari go... 456 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,768 Confucius say Ari go... 457 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:55,230 Go where? You're supposed to say go where. 458 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,731 (OWL HOOTS) 459 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,236 Something is coming for me, Lloyd. 460 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:02,696 No, nothing's coming for you, Ari. 461 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:04,614 No, no, no, I'm serious. I just heard something. 462 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:07,492 Ari, just count to five and you'll see it's just in your head. 463 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:09,995 - One, two, three, four... It's coming closer. - Ari? 464 00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,082 I'm looking at two eyes, Lloyd. 465 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:15,667 Ari, are you sure? 466 00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,795 Oh, God. Oh, God. 467 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:21,339 (WITH MOCK ACCENT) Confucius say, Ari, you are sure? 468 00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,091 - Positive. - Then run, Ari, run. 469 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,551 (SHRIEKS) 470 00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,264 Arnold! Where are you, boy? 471 00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,600 I can make him like me if I do this. 472 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,773 I like you. It worked. 473 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:41,484 Who do you want to like you? 474 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:43,194 Everybody already likes you, Vince. 475 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:46,614 He who must not be named does not like me. 476 00:22:47,616 --> 00:22:50,660 I was mean and I didn't do Aquaman 2. 477 00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,997 And now I can't be a firefighter. 478 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,584 Why are you so attached to this Smokejumpers thing? 479 00:22:57,668 --> 00:23:03,131 Because E found the script and it's good. And I want to be good. 480 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:06,217 And I want us to be good to make up for the bad. 481 00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:09,179 Everyone must know that E makes Vince good. 482 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,599 You and E really have something special, Vin. 483 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:14,976 E is a true friend. 484 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:16,561 What do I got? 485 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,146 You're a true friend too, Turtle. 486 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:21,900 I got no job, no purpose, 487 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,569 - no dog. - Oh, Turtle. 488 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:27,030 I have no E. 489 00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,491 E can't talk and it's really freaking me out! 490 00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:32,160 - I can make E talk. - I want to call my mom. 491 00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,746 Make E talk, Johnny. 492 00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:40,960 Ow! 493 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,880 E, are you back? 494 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,466 Call your mom in the morning, Turtle. 495 00:23:47,802 --> 00:23:49,052 Okay, E. 496 00:23:52,223 --> 00:23:53,598 You don't want to do Benji, Vince. 497 00:23:55,893 --> 00:23:57,185 I want a true sign. 498 00:23:58,562 --> 00:24:00,522 I want to find Turtle's doggy. 499 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:02,107 Arnold! 500 00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,362 (PANTING) 501 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,199 - DRAMA: Arnold! - Drama! 502 00:24:11,992 --> 00:24:13,868 Lloyd, I think I just heard Drama. 503 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,829 Confucius say run to him. 504 00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:17,497 Drama! 505 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,874 ARl: Drama! 506 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:21,751 Arnold? 507 00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:23,628 Arnold can't talk, Turtle. 508 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:25,922 Maybe only I can understand him. 509 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:27,715 ARl: Drama! 510 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,301 No, I can understand him. He's talking to Drama. 511 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,053 - ARl: Drama! - That's Ari. 512 00:24:32,138 --> 00:24:33,721 - Ari! - Ari! 513 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,182 - Ari! - Something's after me! 514 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,227 Oh, my God! Ahhh! 515 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:42,313 I've never been so fucking freaked out in my life. 516 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:45,191 (LAUGHS) I'm happy! 517 00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:46,693 I'm even happy to see E. 518 00:24:46,777 --> 00:24:47,986 Thanks, Ari. 519 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,905 - It's Arnold! It's Arnold! - (BARKING) 520 00:24:51,907 --> 00:24:54,993 Where were you, boy? Where'd you go? 521 00:24:55,077 --> 00:24:56,077 (BARKS) 522 00:24:56,162 --> 00:24:57,704 Because I thought I was never gonna see you again. 523 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,085 - That's it. - What's what? 524 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,879 Ari. 525 00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,255 What, Vinnie? 526 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:10,091 No, no. Ari, you're it. 527 00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:12,427 Now Vince is freaking me out. 528 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:14,429 No, Turtle, Arnold found Ari. 529 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:15,847 TURTLE: Yeah? 530 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:18,725 And Ari found Benji and they found us. 531 00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:24,480 - E gets it. - TURTLE: Gets what? 532 00:25:25,274 --> 00:25:26,900 Get's what? I don't understand what he means. 533 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:29,694 He means the Tree has spoken. 534 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:31,154 We're doing Benji. 535 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:37,368 (HOWLING) 536 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:40,205 (ARNOLD HOWLING) 537 00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:45,627 (ALL HOWLING) 538 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,344 I can't believe you made these, ER. 539 00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,137 You like 'em? 540 00:25:56,931 --> 00:25:58,389 I love them. 541 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,725 (CHUCKLES) You're still tripping. 542 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,060 You're not? 543 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:03,978 Are you guys? 544 00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:06,814 I don't know. How do you know when it's over? 545 00:26:07,524 --> 00:26:08,691 It's over. 546 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:12,195 It might not be. We might be hallucinating this. 547 00:26:12,905 --> 00:26:14,197 We might not even be here. 548 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,407 No, we're here. 549 00:26:16,492 --> 00:26:18,034 (PHONE RINGS) 550 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:22,121 Is this real or is my wife calling me at 2:00 a. M? 551 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:24,082 Your wife is calling you at 2:00 a.m. 552 00:26:24,166 --> 00:26:26,209 Hey, baby. Everything okay? 553 00:26:26,293 --> 00:26:28,253 - Where are you, Ari? - I'm home, honey. 554 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:30,296 - Where are you? - I'm home. 555 00:26:30,881 --> 00:26:33,424 - I went for a jog. - At 2:00 a. M? 556 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:34,759 Yeah, I couldn't sleep. 557 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:38,429 Well, how could you with 25 men frolicking naked in our pool? 558 00:26:40,683 --> 00:26:42,934 - Baby... - (DANCE MUSIC BLARING) 559 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,569 I don't know who's more dead, me or fucking Lloyd. 560 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:55,363 Hey, ER, I know you hate me, 561 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,615 but is there any way you could drive really fast? 562 00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:00,034 Not much faster I can go, Gold. 563 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:03,454 Something has occurred. Look. 564 00:27:03,580 --> 00:27:05,540 (POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 565 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,250 Holy shit! 566 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,377 Whoa. 567 00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:12,046 DRAMA: You think that's the victim's girl? 568 00:27:12,715 --> 00:27:13,881 Great rack. 569 00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:38,865 I don't know, guys. I think I am still tripping. 570 00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:41,701 Snap out of it 'cause I need for you to come home with me tonight 571 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,120 and do some real acting for the wife, okay? 572 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,913 Yeah, sure, Ari. 573 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:48,374 But forget Benji. I'm not doing it. 574 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,668 - Really? - What happened, bro? 575 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:53,004 I don't know. Suddenly it just doesn't feel right. 576 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,422 Yeah, well I'm glad you said it 'cause I couldn't. 577 00:27:56,091 --> 00:27:58,092 So what are you gonna do now? 578 00:27:58,594 --> 00:27:59,886 Wing it. 579 00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:02,013 I'll get a job. Help us out. 580 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:05,016 Turtle's gonna get a job. If that's not the biggest sign of all. 581 00:28:05,225 --> 00:28:07,352 Listen, you may be dead as a doornail right now, 582 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:10,646 but we will get you a job before Turtle. That I'm sure of. 583 00:28:10,731 --> 00:28:12,482 - (LAUGHS) - That's great, Ari. 584 00:28:12,566 --> 00:28:14,150 But get me Smokejumpers. 585 00:28:14,234 --> 00:28:17,153 Vinnie, I got a better chance of getting in my house tonight 586 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,738 than you do of getting in that movie. 587 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:20,156 Just try, Ari. 588 00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:22,367 I have a feeling something's gonna change. 589 00:28:22,576 --> 00:28:25,119 Wow, you really are tripping, huh? 590 00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,122 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)