1 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:08,424 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:20,497 --> 00:01:22,540 Wow, golf on a Wednesday, huh, Ari? 3 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,417 In the next life I want to come back as you. 4 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,043 Wish I could return the compliment, E, 5 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:28,296 but I'd rather come back as one of Michael Vick's dogs. 6 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,757 Awesome. So how's this golf game 7 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:32,884 gonna get Vince in this movie anyway, just so I'm clear? 8 00:01:32,968 --> 00:01:35,720 Alan is a degenerate gambler and he's awful. 9 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,263 I used to take him for many dollars. 10 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,223 Today I am going to let him win. 11 00:01:39,308 --> 00:01:41,768 And then when he feels cocky I'm gonna seize the moment. 12 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:43,728 So you're gonna bet Vince into the movie? 13 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,439 - Yup. - I'm feeling real confident now, Ari. 14 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:49,942 Your physical appearance has left you no reason to ever feel confident. 15 00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:52,111 But sometimes you appear to be. 16 00:01:52,196 --> 00:01:54,739 Appear to be that way for Vince today and who knows, 17 00:01:54,823 --> 00:01:58,117 maybe Uncle Ari will deliver a present by day's end. 18 00:01:58,202 --> 00:02:00,203 - Good luck, Ari. - Suck it, E. 19 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,372 I got a 9:30 call time. 20 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,541 You care if I roll with Drama, Vin? 21 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,168 I just want you to be happy, Turtle. 22 00:02:07,252 --> 00:02:09,337 - Appreciate that. - How those want ads looking, Turtle? 23 00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:10,963 Depressing. 24 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:14,133 You guys think I could sell myself to old broads for cash? 25 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:15,468 Yeah, if they have vision problems. 26 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,303 Turtle, you really don't have to get a job. 27 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:18,805 Uh, yeah, Vin, I really do. 28 00:02:18,889 --> 00:02:20,181 I need a little cash in my pocket. 29 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:22,141 You got your face to land pussy. What do I got? 30 00:02:22,226 --> 00:02:24,393 - A point. - I got some cash I can give you. 31 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,979 No way. I'm not taking anything from you when you're hurting. 32 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:28,689 Turtle, I appreciate it, but I'm not hurting that bad. 33 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,399 Uh, yeah, Vince, you are. 34 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,652 It's just temporary. We all know you're gonna bounce back. 35 00:02:32,736 --> 00:02:35,321 Well, let's find you a job then. 36 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:37,782 You have any ideas yet? 37 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,992 Really just one and it ain't in there. 38 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,410 What is it? 39 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:44,580 You know Drama's been looking to hire an assistant. 40 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,208 Since I go to work with the guy half the time anyway... 41 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:48,668 What do you think? 42 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:50,545 Hey, that's not a bad idea. 43 00:02:50,629 --> 00:02:51,879 Why not keep it in the family? 44 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,047 Could you bring it up to him? 45 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:55,383 'Cause I know if I do he's gonna give me a hard time. 46 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,510 - Sure. - You ready to go? 47 00:02:57,594 --> 00:02:59,804 - Yeah. - Hey, Johnny. 48 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:00,847 Hey, bro. 49 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,932 How about hiring Turtle as your assistant? 50 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,184 (CHUCKLES) 51 00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:08,479 - I don't think so. - Come on, Drama. It's only temporary. 52 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:10,648 - No way. - TURTLE: Why not? 53 00:03:10,732 --> 00:03:13,734 Because what I'm looking for in an assistant you don't have. 54 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,320 - And what's that? - An ass I'd want to fuck. 55 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:18,114 Oh, please. You haven't hired an assistant 56 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,366 'cause you haven't found an ass cheap enough to work for you yet. 57 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,368 What's the going rate for assistants nowadays? 58 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,954 Well, other cast members are paying around 700. 59 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,414 But I won't go over 250. 60 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:29,250 - Make it 300 cash and he's in. - 300? 61 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,043 I'll get the rest back to you when I get a job. 62 00:03:31,128 --> 00:03:33,337 - Sounds good. - Not to me it don't. 63 00:03:33,422 --> 00:03:34,714 Come on. 64 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,632 Bro, he's never gonna be able to handle the job. 65 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:39,677 Please. I handle working for Vince, I can handle working for you. 66 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:43,180 Working in fantasyland don't qualify you to run Iraq. 67 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:45,308 Whatever you need, I will do, Drama. 68 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,518 I think that means if you really want, you can fuck him. 69 00:03:47,603 --> 00:03:49,353 Oh, you're just on fire today. 70 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:52,607 Come on, bro. There's no way he's ever gonna listen to me. 71 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:54,942 Turtle, do you promise to listen to every word he says? 72 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:57,069 Cross my heart hope to die. 73 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:58,946 Stick a needle in your eye? 74 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:01,866 And I'll take responsibility for his performance. 75 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,786 All right, I'll try him out for the day. 76 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,246 - Nice. - Come on, Turtle, let's go. 77 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:08,414 Do not disappoint me. 78 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,584 Uh, can I get an advance? 79 00:04:11,668 --> 00:04:13,044 No. 80 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,671 So what are we gonna do today? 81 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,007 I have a pitch meeting at the network with Charlie. 82 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,343 Oh. That's cool. 83 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,096 You could come. 84 00:04:24,181 --> 00:04:26,140 - Nah. - You sure? 85 00:04:26,224 --> 00:04:28,184 Yeah. 86 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,102 (PHONE RINGING) 87 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:32,563 (SIGHS) 88 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:36,108 - Hello? - I didn't do anything wrong, Vin. 89 00:04:36,193 --> 00:04:38,110 - I didn't do anything wrong. - Dom? 90 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:40,237 I'm really screwed, Vin. I'm really screwed. 91 00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:41,739 What's going on? What's wrong? 92 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:43,282 - (SIRENS WAILING) - (HELICOPTER WHIRLING) 93 00:04:43,367 --> 00:04:45,493 Turn on the news. 94 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,121 REPORTER: Involved in a high-speed car chase... 95 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,457 Holy shit. Dom, is that you? 96 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,459 Yeah, it's me. And I don't know what to do. 97 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:56,671 Well, pull the fuck over. Yo, E, get out here. 98 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,714 DOM: Jesus Christ, I'm done, Vin. 99 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:01,008 I'm done. 100 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,885 - What's up? - Dom. 101 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,554 No fucking way! 102 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:09,225 REPORTER: This breaking story. Oh, it appears... 103 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:10,768 - Get out of the car. - I'm coming. 104 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:12,061 - Show me your hands. - I'm peaceful. 105 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,814 - I'm sorry, Vin. I love ya. - Get out of the car. 106 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,649 I'm sorry for anything I ever did to you. 107 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,317 Dom! 108 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,695 I think you're gonna want to cancel your meeting. 109 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:22,738 REPORTER: Is slowly coming out ofthe car. 110 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,914 Well, looking very nice, Ari. 111 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,582 Glad to see you still got your swing 112 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,167 so I'm not gonna feel too bad taking all your money. 113 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,712 Only time you ever took my money is when you fucked me on a deal, Alan. 114 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:40,423 Well, my game's improved immeasurably over the last 10 years. 115 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,425 Today, I'm gonna fuck you on the course. 116 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,594 I look forward to that. Just like the old days when we were nobodies. 117 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,555 Hey, Alan. 118 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:49,849 - How are you, Bob? - How are you? 119 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,642 Good to see you. Everything good? 120 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,853 Yeah, I was supposed to play a round with Pete Bogdanovich. 121 00:05:53,937 --> 00:05:55,688 He had an emergency, he didn't show up. 122 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,691 So figured I'd just come and whack a few balls before I go home. 123 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,943 At your age, the fact that you can whack anything is a miracle. 124 00:06:01,028 --> 00:06:04,155 Ha ha. Always too clever for your own good, Ari. 125 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,323 You're right about that, Bob. 126 00:06:06,408 --> 00:06:10,244 - (ARI LAUGHS) - Wait a minute. You annoy Ari. 127 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:11,912 - Why don't you join us? - Alan. 128 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:14,749 Come on. You can talk to me about that picture you've been trying to get me to make. 129 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,375 - What, the Ramones picture? - Sure thing. 130 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:18,919 - It's not dead? - Nothing's ever dead in this town. 131 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:21,839 You're living proof of that, Bob. 132 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,426 That's terrific news. 133 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:27,386 Slide in, I'll ride with you. 134 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:28,679 Sorry, Bob. You ride with Ari. 135 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,973 I brought my pro today to keep me in line. 136 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,892 - You brought your pro, Alan? - I sure did. 137 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,727 In fact, here he is. 138 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,562 Hey, partner. 139 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:39,398 Is this whose ass we're gonna kick today? 140 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,068 Ari Gold. 141 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:44,153 Phil Mickelson. 142 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:49,158 The day starts when I say it starts. 143 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:50,701 The day ends when I say it ends. 144 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:52,495 Got you, boss. 145 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:54,538 No weed smoking, no boozing. 146 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:56,499 Hey, Drama. Turtle. 147 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,000 What's up, Jimmy? How are you? 148 00:06:58,085 --> 00:07:00,044 - And no cavorting. - I was just being polite. 149 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:01,128 Well, don't be. 150 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:03,089 The real reason I haven't hired an assistant 151 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:05,591 is because I haven't found anyone who could match my intensity, 152 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,259 especially while I'm creating. 153 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:09,553 I will match it. Here you go. 154 00:07:09,638 --> 00:07:11,013 We'll see. 155 00:07:12,808 --> 00:07:15,267 I'm gonna need you to get me breakfast while I look at my sides. 156 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:17,186 Okay, no problem. What do you want? 157 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,938 FiberCon raisin. 158 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:20,439 - Done. - Wait. 159 00:07:20,524 --> 00:07:23,526 That's FiberCon cereal with raisins added. 160 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,277 Gotcha. 161 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:28,906 But I want the raisins added from the Raisin Bran box. 162 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:30,491 I don't understand. 163 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:32,910 Pour a bowl of FiberCon, 164 00:07:32,994 --> 00:07:34,495 open up a box of Raisin Bran, 165 00:07:34,579 --> 00:07:36,872 grab 20 or 30 raisins out of it. 166 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:40,459 Also I need half-orange-juice- half-apple-juice 167 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:42,211 in a coffee mug with a splash of V8. 168 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,588 And paper-thin banana slices, 169 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:46,006 about an eighth of an inch thick. 170 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,008 How am I supposed to know if they're an eighth of an inch? 171 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:49,969 You should be able to see through them. 172 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,512 You're fucking with me, right? 173 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:52,972 You gonna question everything I ask today? 174 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:55,099 - No, no. - 'Cause I'll tell Vince. 175 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,809 No, you don't have to tell Vince anything. 176 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:59,812 Don't make me. Now go, on the hop. 177 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:03,357 You know how angry I get when my blood sugar drops. 178 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:08,696 Charlie, listen, you're gonna have to call a cab and meet me there. 179 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,614 I can't believe you're doing this to me again. 180 00:08:10,699 --> 00:08:12,783 You know I wanted to go over the pitch before, right? 181 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:14,285 I've got to meet you there, Charlie. 182 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,703 All right, you can go in now. 183 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,746 Look, the meeting starts in less than two hours 184 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,582 and you're always ditching me for Vince. 185 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:23,169 I know, I'm sorry. But I got to go, Charlie. I will be there. 186 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:26,422 - I'll see you in a little while. - Yeah, okay. 187 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,465 You've got to get me out of here, Vin. 188 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,217 Calm down, Dom. Tell us what happened? 189 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:32,887 Nothing did. I panicked is all. 190 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,054 Panicked from what? 191 00:08:34,139 --> 00:08:36,515 Maybe I was speeding. I don't know. 192 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,601 But a cop pulled up behind me. 193 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:41,770 I thought I had weed in the glovebox. 194 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,439 It's my mother-in-law's. 195 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,566 It's not mine. She's got glaucoma. 196 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:49,069 But since I've been out here I got a couple of strikes 197 00:08:49,154 --> 00:08:51,739 and the fear just kicked in and I ran. 198 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,074 - So you didn't do anything? - Nothing. 199 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:57,286 But if they charge me with evading I'm looking at 30 years. 200 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,038 Oh, Jesus, Dom. 201 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,497 Please, Vin, you've got to get me out of here. 202 00:09:00,582 --> 00:09:01,957 What do you want us to do, Dom? 203 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,292 Want us to overtake the guards? 204 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,378 - Sorry. - No. 205 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,339 I deserved that. 206 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:11,300 But here's the thing... I've changed. 207 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,968 For real this time. 208 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:16,222 I got a four-month-old baby girl. 209 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:19,767 I got the love of a beautiful Oriental woman. 210 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,936 I got a limo business. 211 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:24,021 I go to church. 212 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:25,773 But I need to get out of here 213 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,776 so I can look my girl in the face and tell her I'm sorry. 214 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,445 What do we have to do? 215 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:32,947 Post bail. 216 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:36,784 - Dom. - I know it's a lot to ask, Vinnie. 217 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,954 But I swear to my mother, who you know and love, 218 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:42,790 that I just need to go see my girl and my baby 219 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:46,126 and I'll come right back here and you'll get your money back. 220 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,881 - How much is your bail? - 100 grand. 221 00:09:53,051 --> 00:09:54,718 Fuck that. 222 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,804 - You've grown cold, E. - Oh, come on. 223 00:09:56,888 --> 00:09:58,597 Hollywood has made you cold. 224 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,933 - You buying any of that nonsense? - What nonsense? 225 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,644 Thought he had weed in his car and his mother-in-law has glaucoma. 226 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:05,604 - Why would he lie about that? - 'Cause he's an arch-criminal. 227 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:07,898 - He lies about everything. He always has. - I have to get him out. 228 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:09,483 Why, so he can run off and lose all the money? 229 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:10,818 Guy's got a baby, he's not gonna run. 230 00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:12,820 - How do you know? - You think he's lying about that too? 231 00:10:12,904 --> 00:10:15,072 You actually think there's someone out there that would fuck him? 232 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,574 I don't care. I have to get him out. If he runs, it's on me. 233 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,576 - And the 100 grand? - Well, that's on you. 234 00:10:19,661 --> 00:10:21,620 For now, I mean, if you have it. 235 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,456 Look, I really hate to ask, but if you have it I'd appreciate it. 236 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:27,126 - Do you have it? - Why do you always believe in him? 237 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:30,129 Why do you always believe in me? Instinct. 238 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:32,131 I've known Dom for 25 years 239 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:34,550 and my instinct says one day he's gonna redeem himself. 240 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,760 Yeah, well, I hope that day is today. 241 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:39,847 Think there's a B of A around here? 242 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,725 Oh, hold on, Alan. You're aimed over here. 243 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,810 - Really? - Really. 244 00:10:44,894 --> 00:10:47,062 Aim here. 245 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,231 Thank you, Phil. 246 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:54,611 - Ha ha! - Am I hot or what? 247 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:56,989 En fuego, Alan. En fuego. 248 00:10:57,073 --> 00:11:00,034 - I've got this idea. - Freak. 249 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:03,370 After we do the Ramones picture, I got this great golf script. 250 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:05,998 This aging pro falls in love with his caddy 251 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,333 and all hell breaks loose. 252 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,376 Now is that something you might be interested in? 253 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,129 I could be, Bob. I could be. 254 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:13,797 If I keep beating Ari like this 255 00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,591 we could be buying the script with his cash. 256 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,427 After I sink this putt, it's just the beginning of my comeback. 257 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,012 You've lost the last eight holes, Ari. 258 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:21,347 When you miss I'm up 10 grand. 259 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:23,515 I don't miss putts inside 10 feet. 260 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,768 - Even Bob knows that. - How would I know that? 261 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,729 The only putz I see is standing in front of me. 262 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:30,314 Good one, Bob. 263 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:32,566 I'm surprised you can hold the club with those slick hands. 264 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:34,651 You got grease running down your arms. 265 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,403 Get your point there, Bob. 266 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,697 - Let him play, Bob. - Sorry. 267 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,158 My bad. 268 00:11:44,287 --> 00:11:46,955 Miss it, you scumbag! 269 00:11:47,123 --> 00:11:48,791 - (LAUGHING) - You guys are hysterical. 270 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,044 Johnny, you come right here and say your line. 271 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,213 Then Brandon comes from up here and says... 272 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,923 What are you, stupid? 273 00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:57,216 Great. Let's shoot it. 274 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,968 Hold on a second. Here's my guy. 275 00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,597 Finally. He's mine, Casey, let him go. 276 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,724 All right. 277 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,727 - Where you been? - Slicing bananas. 278 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,688 Which wasn't easy to do with a plastic knife. I did good, right? 279 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:14,358 Too slow, but you did all right. 280 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,652 Johnny, let's go. 281 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:19,071 Hold on a second. I'm running on fumes. 282 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:23,409 - What's this? - What? 283 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:25,119 These aren't Raisin Bran raisins. 284 00:12:25,203 --> 00:12:26,286 Yeah they are. 285 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,038 What, do you think I'm stupid? 286 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:29,873 What's that got to do with anything? 287 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,042 There's no sugar coating on these raisins. 288 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:34,378 The milk probably washed it off. 289 00:12:35,797 --> 00:12:38,340 These are Sun-Maid raisins. Don't fuck with my palate. 290 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,259 - Any time now, Drama. - Hold on a second. 291 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,511 - I'm calling Vince. - No, no, no, fine. 292 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,762 They ran out of Raisin Bran. 293 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,097 So you couldn't run to 7-11? 294 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,932 - I didn't think I had enough time. - No, you didn't think. 295 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,393 And your not thinking doesn't get me what I want. 296 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,478 And when I don't get what I want my day is done. 297 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,523 - I'm sorry, Drama. - Well, sorry don't fill my belly. 298 00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:58,360 What else can I do? 299 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,531 All this. 300 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,158 Go. 301 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:07,453 Jesus. I thought Brandon was an asshole. 302 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,372 Yeah, Drama's in a class all by himself. 303 00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,249 Sorry, I've got an idiot for an assistant. 304 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,501 They all have their days. 305 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,337 That's why I put a Xanax in Brandon's coffee every morning. 306 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,299 - Come on. - Oh, yeah, look how relaxed he is. 307 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:23,385 A happy boss means a happy assistant. 308 00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,221 Find a way. Trust me, you'll have much less work to do. 309 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,641 Why couldn't you drop me off at home first? 310 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,143 I told you, Dom. I'm late for this meeting. 311 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,812 - I kinda got to get home. - I'm gonna get you home. 312 00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:37,065 I thought the whole point of bailing me out was 'cause you knew I needed to get home. 313 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,234 Dom, I'm late. I couldn't drop you. We're gonna be done soon. 314 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:41,153 Please, just stick close to me. 315 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,322 - Stick close to you? - Yeah. 316 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,866 - Oh, look here. - Sorry, Charlie. 317 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,659 Don't worry about it. We're just gonna walk right in. 318 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:50,537 Oh, hey. I want you to meet my running-late manager. 319 00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,456 - This is Eric Murphy. - How are you? 320 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:55,292 - Vincent Chase. - Oh, hi. 321 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,794 Hey, Amy Miller. Will you be joining us? 322 00:13:57,879 --> 00:13:59,546 Oh, everybody is. We're all coming in. 323 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,548 - I'm coming in? - Yeah. 324 00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:02,925 Please. 325 00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,885 Why the fuck am I coming in? 326 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:07,179 Sorry about that. 327 00:14:07,263 --> 00:14:08,597 So... 328 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:13,310 Vince, are you involved with this project? 329 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:16,063 I'm involved with the management company, 330 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:17,773 so I'm here to put my support behind Charlie. 331 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,316 Uh-huh, great. 332 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,235 Well, Charlie, we can't wait to hear what your ideas are. 333 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,028 I loved what you did at the Comedy Store. 334 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,821 Thanks. I appreciate that. Thanks a lot. 335 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:27,491 We think Charlie's gonna be the next Chris Rock. 336 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,576 Well, me personally, I think I'm more of a Steve Martin kind of guy, 337 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,119 but way to use the race card, E. 338 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,704 Oh, I get it. 339 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:35,999 So anyway, what's the idea? 340 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,544 - E's gonna intro the premise. - Uh, excuse me. 341 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,797 Before you guys get started, I just need to use the toilet. 342 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,511 Okay. 343 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,055 Uh, it's about... It's about skate kids 344 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:52,224 down by the beach. It's called Venice. 345 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,017 - Mmm-hmm. - Mmm-hmm. 346 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:57,020 You know what? I need to use the bathroom too. 347 00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,523 I will be... I'll be right back. 348 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,403 Two minutes. 349 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,241 (CLEARS THROAT) 350 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,368 - Vince is my new manager. - Hey. 351 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,620 (CHUCKLES) Okay. 352 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,247 I thought you had to be in there, E. 353 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,249 No, Charlie's got it under control. 354 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,501 - Seems like a nice kid. - Oh, yeah. 355 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:22,588 Yup. 356 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,007 - So you gonna piss or what? - I'm pissing. 357 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,887 Silent stream, huh? 358 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:33,181 Whoo-hoo! 359 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,891 Meeting's over? 360 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,644 Just like when you fuck, E, quick and straight to the point. 361 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,814 - What did she say? - It's a done deal. She wants a script. 362 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,650 - Wow, that was fast. - The kid's funny. 363 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:45,736 That and Vince agreed to do the pilot. 364 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,447 Congratulations, guys. 365 00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,866 I must be a lucky charm. 366 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,951 What do you say, Ari? You want to just call it a day? 367 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,120 You want to let me off on the 20 grand I owe you? 368 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:56,663 Otherwise we play through. 369 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,582 You could go down a lot more if you go on, Ari. 370 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,250 Yeah, I don't think so, Phil. No. 371 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,878 'Cause I'm just starting to get loose, all right? 372 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,296 I get stronger by the hole 373 00:16:04,380 --> 00:16:06,256 whereas Alan always gets weaker. 374 00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:07,424 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 375 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,676 Maybe you should raise the stakes a little. 376 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:11,678 That's a good idea, Bob. 377 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,013 I have a lot of good ideas, Alan. 378 00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,973 - Ari? - I don't play for money. 379 00:16:15,058 --> 00:16:17,434 - I play for personal pride. - What, are you a pussy? 380 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,895 Alan, you're up 20 grand. 381 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,731 - And I'm bored. - All right, what do you want to play for? 382 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,859 Well, how's 20 a hole sound? 383 00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,863 - I don't know. - Too rich for your blood, Ari? 384 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:33,408 I mean, I don't know what kind of profits that little agency of yours is turning. 385 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:35,202 If any. 386 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:36,995 I'll tell you what. 387 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:40,290 Why don't we play for 50 a hole? But I don't want your money, Alan. 388 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,042 Really? What do you want? 389 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,212 I want Vinnie in the movie. 390 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:46,880 You swore you wouldn't bring that up today. 391 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,674 I didn't know you were gonna be so competitive. 392 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,092 You really are a scumbag, Ari. 393 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,552 I told you, Alan. I know these things. 394 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:55,138 Listen, it's the second lead. 395 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:58,308 Whatever it is, doesn't matter 'cause you'll never win. Go ahead, swing away. 396 00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:13,115 - Huh? - Nice drive. 397 00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:14,950 Best of the day. 398 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,202 Finally. (CHUCKLES) 399 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,995 Have you been hustling me, Ari? 400 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,455 I'm sure he has been. 401 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:24,167 You got Phil fucking Mickelson teaching you 402 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:27,337 and this idiot yammering in my ear all day and I'm hustling you? 403 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,339 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna focus 404 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,341 extra, extra hard from now on, Alan. 405 00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,260 Me too, me too, Ari. 406 00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:36,805 We stopped playing together, what was it, 10 years ago now, right? 407 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,724 That's about when I met Phil. 408 00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:41,101 Yeah, he saw a real flaw in my game. 409 00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,145 Got me to fix it, though. 410 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,731 But actually, I haven't used his advice today. 411 00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,150 Didn't seem to need it until now. 412 00:17:49,277 --> 00:17:50,944 What advice did he give you? 413 00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:54,030 Like me, he's better as a lefty. 414 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,242 Thank you, Phil. 415 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:01,496 Are you in trouble now, Ari. 416 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,335 Whoa. Ha ha. 417 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,088 Big trouble, Ari. Big trouble. 418 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:12,132 Will you just die already, Bob? 419 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,680 What's up, boss? 420 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,932 - How'd you get back so fast? - Good shoes. 421 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,059 No, seriously. You do everything on the list? 422 00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,561 No, not everything. 423 00:18:24,645 --> 00:18:26,438 - You get my dry cleaning? - No. 424 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,523 Did you get my picture from the framing store? 425 00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:29,608 Nope. 426 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:32,110 Did you get my Peter Thomas Roth anti-aging cleansing gel? 427 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,529 - I did not. - What did you get me? 428 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,281 This. 429 00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:40,660 - Who's that? - It's an extra. 430 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,204 You're her favorite character. 431 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,622 What am I supposed to do with her? 432 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:45,123 Fuck her. What do you think? 433 00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:48,043 You think I need you to pick up extras for me to bang? 434 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:51,463 I did have to charm about 20 of them before I found one that would say yes. 435 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,173 Do you know how stupid this is? 436 00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:55,258 - I thought it'd make you happy. - No, it doesn't make me happy. 437 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:57,010 I can't have an extra in my trailer. 438 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:59,513 I got sexual harassment lawsuits coming out of my ass as it is. 439 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:02,349 - I never heard about those. - I don't tell you everything. 440 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,518 You said you wanted an assistant you could bang. 441 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:07,562 Yeah, because you pay an assistant to keep her mouth shut. 442 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,148 These girls are just jerking their way to a lawsuit. 443 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,484 Between this and my meltdown on The View 444 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,194 you could get me thrown off the show. 445 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,279 - I'm sorry. - Yeah, me too... 446 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,240 For agreeing to this. 447 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,867 - Now get her out of here quietly. - Okay. 448 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,828 Then go wait in the car. 449 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,667 Hello? Anybody home? 450 00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:32,170 I don't think anybody's here. 451 00:19:32,255 --> 00:19:33,964 I thought you were in such a rush 'cause they were waiting. 452 00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,715 They must have stepped out for a minute. 453 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,426 - You want to call them? - No, I'm sure they'll be back any minute. 454 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,512 - You guys want something to drink? - Sure, what do you got? 455 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:42,222 - You name it, I got it. - I'll have a beer. 456 00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,682 Yeah, me too. 457 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:46,268 - E, why so close? - What? 458 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,854 I feel like you're about to attempt a prison rape. 459 00:19:48,938 --> 00:19:50,856 - What's up? - Nothing. 460 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,775 - What's up, Vin? - E thinks you're gonna jump bail. 461 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:56,570 Come on, you think that? 462 00:19:56,654 --> 00:19:59,698 Yeah, well, you did try to outrun a bunch of police officers, Dom. 463 00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:01,241 I thought I explained that to you sufficiently. 464 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:03,201 He doubts you, Dom. 465 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:05,412 So that's why you followed me to take a piss. 466 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,747 Wow, he really looks after your money, huh, Vince? 467 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:09,833 Actually, Dom, it's his money. 468 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,334 I've hit a bit of a rough patch. 469 00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,254 You put up the money, E? 470 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:15,589 Yup. 471 00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,966 Wow, after all I've done... 472 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,467 I mean, I expected Vince to come through, 473 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,428 but E doing that, I mean, that means a lot. 474 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:24,014 Just put his mind at ease that you're not gonna run. 475 00:20:24,098 --> 00:20:26,016 Well, I'm a little more likely to since it's not your money, Vince. 476 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,934 Dom. 477 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:30,312 Be at ease, E. 'Cause, come on, 478 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,315 do you think if I decided to run you'd be able to stop me? 479 00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:35,400 (LAUGHING) 480 00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,279 - (CAR APPROACHES) - Oh, shit, that's them. 481 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,364 Don't say a word about this. 482 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,866 I got to wait for the right moment. 483 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:45,243 I'm not gonna say anything. 484 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:47,329 There are my two beauties. 485 00:20:48,456 --> 00:20:50,123 Come here, my little lzzybear. 486 00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,085 - I tried calling you. - I'm sorry, phone was on the fritz. 487 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,046 There's a baby. 488 00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:58,506 Careful, Ma. 489 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:01,051 And a blind mother-in-law. 490 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:03,637 Whew. 491 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:06,765 - Sylvi, these are my friends. - Hey. 492 00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:09,684 - Hey, this is my mother. - Hi. 493 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,978 - And Vince? - Yes, hi. 494 00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,813 How are you? And you're E? 495 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,774 Yeah, how'd you know that? 496 00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,943 Dom showed me so many pictures of you guys when you were children. 497 00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:21,363 - Really? - Yeah, I'm so glad to see you all together. 498 00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:23,406 I know how angry you were after what he did. 499 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:26,117 Dom told you about that? 500 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,577 Oh, he tells me everything. 501 00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:29,329 Yeah, we made a pact before we had little lzzy. 502 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:31,581 Ma. 503 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:34,167 - Careful up the steps, Ma. - Ma. 504 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,919 Easy. 505 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,839 Wow. Dom's a dad. 506 00:21:41,759 --> 00:21:43,218 Can you believe he's the best dad? 507 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,719 Unbelievable. 508 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,598 He is. 509 00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:50,600 Ma. 510 00:21:54,772 --> 00:21:56,481 - Who is this? - Say hi. 511 00:21:56,565 --> 00:21:59,234 - Hey there. - I'm Uncle Vince. 512 00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:01,027 (LAUGHING) 513 00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:04,990 - You got this one, Alan. - Are you sure? 514 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:07,325 No doubt. 515 00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:14,666 Your move, Ari. 516 00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:17,210 Etiquette. Farthest guy out goes first. 517 00:22:17,378 --> 00:22:19,421 BOB: You've got to cup this one to tie, Ari. 518 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:21,923 - It's not an easy shot. - No shit, Bob. 519 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,467 - Any advice there, Phil? - Pray, Ari. 520 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:26,428 Don't bother. I'm sure God 521 00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:29,014 gave up on you a long time ago. 522 00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,185 (GROANS) 523 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:36,896 Oh. 524 00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:38,815 I'm so sorry. 525 00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:41,317 So sorry to you and Mr. Chase. 526 00:22:41,402 --> 00:22:44,029 You know, you really are a fucking gutless prick. You know that, Ari? 527 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:46,031 Oh, well. 528 00:22:46,115 --> 00:22:48,241 I'll tell you what... I'll tell you what. 529 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:54,789 - Make that. - What? 530 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:59,544 One more shot for your favorite pretty boy client. 531 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,713 Go ahead, make it. Show me you got some guts. 532 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:05,050 Make the putt and he's in and you're the hero. 533 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:08,136 You miss it and you're both losers. 534 00:23:25,654 --> 00:23:29,032 Oh, well. You know what? Fuck both of you, Ari. 535 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,201 You hear me? Fuck you both. 536 00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:33,328 I lost, Alan. Why are you so angry? 537 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,705 I'm so angry 'cause I don't fucking like you. 538 00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:37,957 - And I don't like that fucking kid. - Okay, all right. 539 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:41,419 And you come out here when I tell you not to bring up his fucking name again 540 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,963 - and you ruin my fucking day. - Calm down. 541 00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:47,092 Don't you ever tell me to calm down! You hear me? 542 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,761 Don't you ever fucking tell me to calm down, 543 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,180 you fucking prick cocksucker! 544 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,349 (GROANS) 545 00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,017 (EXHALES) 546 00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,645 - You all right? - Oh, yeah. 547 00:23:58,729 --> 00:24:00,396 Alan, are you okay? 548 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:01,856 I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine! 549 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,691 I'm... I'm fucking fine. 550 00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:05,985 (GROANS) 551 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,655 Nice fucking relaxing day, huh? 552 00:24:08,739 --> 00:24:10,573 - Take a seat, Alan. - I'm fine. I said I'm... 553 00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,784 - (GROANS) Oh, fuck! - You all right? 554 00:24:12,868 --> 00:24:14,953 - I said I'm fine! - Call 911 fast. 555 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:17,455 - I'm gonna call a doctor. - Oh, God. 556 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,207 Somebody call a doctor! 557 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:24,587 Come on, Alan. Think positive thoughts. 558 00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:27,841 (ALAN GROANING) 559 00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:33,388 - What's this? - Got the list done. 560 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,932 - The whole list? - Everything. 561 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,560 And highlighted your sides for tomorrow. 562 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,689 Thanks. 563 00:24:46,485 --> 00:24:49,487 - Look, I was hard on you today. - You think? 564 00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:52,282 I mean, most guys would be thrilled to see a girl 565 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:53,950 in her underwear sitting in their trailer, 566 00:24:54,034 --> 00:24:57,412 - but I'm not like most. - No, you are not. 567 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:01,040 Anyway, you proved something to me right now. 568 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,669 More importantly, I think you proved something to yourself. 569 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,213 You think this is a job you want to keep? 570 00:25:07,298 --> 00:25:08,631 Why, you want to keep me? 571 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:11,050 I mean, you were rough in patches, 572 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:13,094 but I think you could grow into it. 573 00:25:13,179 --> 00:25:14,679 You gonna tell Vince I did good? 574 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,890 I already did, on the phone. 575 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:18,433 Even before I did all this? 576 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:20,476 I'll bury you at work 577 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:22,770 but never to the outside world. 578 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:25,148 I'm gonna toughen you up, though, Turtle. 579 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:26,608 - Oh. - That sound good? 580 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,484 - Is the day officially over? - Yup. 581 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,445 Then it sounds great. 582 00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:35,158 - You're not gonna get the door for me? - Nope. 583 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,784 - (CAR STARTS) - What are you doing? 584 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,536 Telling you I quit, you jerkoff. 585 00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:40,246 What? 586 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:51,257 He's coming back. 587 00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:53,259 Everything was amazing, Sylvi. 588 00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:55,386 - Truly incredible. Thank you. - It's my pleasure. 589 00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:56,846 My pleasure. 590 00:25:56,931 --> 00:25:59,349 - Thanks, babe. - Okay. I'll be back. 591 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:01,392 (DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 592 00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,479 I don't know how I'm gonna tell her. 593 00:26:05,606 --> 00:26:07,273 Just be honest. 594 00:26:08,984 --> 00:26:10,610 It's gonna break her heart. 595 00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:13,321 She don't deserve it. 596 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:18,701 I love you guys for being here. 597 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:21,037 I really do. 598 00:26:22,039 --> 00:26:23,081 Say bye. 599 00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:28,002 Do you feel guilty now? 600 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,922 Yeah. Maybe he's changed a little. 601 00:26:31,006 --> 00:26:34,759 Third grade when Mikey Cammerata tried to kick your ass... 602 00:26:34,843 --> 00:26:36,427 - Yup. ...who stopped him? 603 00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,179 - Dom. - Dom. 604 00:26:38,264 --> 00:26:39,722 And in fifth grade he wanted to kick your ass. 605 00:26:39,807 --> 00:26:41,307 Dom stopped him again. 606 00:26:41,392 --> 00:26:44,227 - To Dom. - To Dom. 607 00:26:44,478 --> 00:26:46,062 (CAR STARTING) 608 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,731 Oh, you got to be kidding me. 609 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:59,075 - I don't believe this. - I do. 610 00:26:59,159 --> 00:27:01,286 I'm so stupid. I never should have trusted him. 611 00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:02,996 No one ever should have. 612 00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:06,124 Dom. 613 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,920 (SIGHS) She told me if I ever went to jail again 614 00:27:11,005 --> 00:27:12,588 she would leave me. 615 00:27:15,009 --> 00:27:17,677 I thought if I could just explain 616 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,638 she would understand. 617 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:25,935 You can take me to jail now, E. 618 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:32,275 - TURTLE: Poor Dom. - Poor Dom. 619 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:34,319 I promised to testify at his parole hearing. 620 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:36,529 - That might help. - Yeah, in 2020 it might. 621 00:27:36,613 --> 00:27:39,073 - You guys did all you could. - Yeah, we did. 622 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,284 And I'm proud of you, Turtle, for delivering today. 623 00:27:43,954 --> 00:27:46,789 I just walked nine miles. You're a dick. 624 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:47,874 Why didn't you call a cab? 625 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,084 Out of principle and to prove you're a dick. 626 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,337 Johnny, I thought you said he did a good job. 627 00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:53,838 Yeah, as a worker he was okay. 628 00:27:54,798 --> 00:27:57,550 - As a friend he's a animal. - (PHONE RINGS) 629 00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:58,885 Give me some good news, Ari. 630 00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:01,512 Well, I lost the bet. 631 00:28:01,597 --> 00:28:04,891 Oh, great. Maybe you could organize a poker game with him tomorrow. 632 00:28:05,893 --> 00:28:06,851 No, E. 633 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:09,979 That's gonna be a little difficult seeing as how Alan is dead. 634 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:12,440 What? 635 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:14,192 He's dead, Eric. 636 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,277 The joy of me losing 637 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:18,529 was too much for his angry little heart. 638 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:21,115 - So what now? - Well... 639 00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:24,494 Now I go home to the family 'cause I realize life is short. 640 00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:27,246 And tomorrow we can see how alive Vinnie is. 641 00:28:27,331 --> 00:28:28,915 Listen, be well. 642 00:28:32,836 --> 00:28:35,546 Alan's dead. He had a heart attack. 643 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:39,550 Jesus, that's awful. 644 00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:42,970 Is it, bro? 645 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,936 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)