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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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Mahalo, my dear.

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You got to love a place
where you get lei'd coming and going.

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Even if you don't get laid during?

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Whatever. I actually enjoyed my R & R.

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And I got some good color, right bro?

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Looking like George Hamilton.

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- But young.
- Yeah, yeah, the 50-year-old George Hamilton.

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- Yo.
- How'd it go?

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Three coach, one first class.

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You weren't supposed to get any first class.

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It's the only seats they had left.

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Otherwise we had to wait for the night flight.

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Forget that.

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DRAMA: So who gets the extra leg room?

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- Vince, obviously.
- No, not obviously.

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We'll settle it democratically.

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Democratically implies
that everyone deserves a voice.

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My contention is broke-ass Turtle does not.

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Yeah, well my contention is Vince is the king,

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and if he says I get a voice
then let me be heard.

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I really don't care much about it.
You guys fight it out.

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VINCE: Yeah, you know what? Me neither.

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E and I will slum it like we did
the first 20 years of our lives.

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Come on, now you're gonna make us feel bad.

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I don't feel bad, pal. Your short squat legs

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will not extend comfortably without a fight.

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So how do we decide?

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I'll pick a number one to 20.
The closest man gets it.

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- Okay.
- No go.

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- Why not?
- Because you favor Turtle, bro.

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- What?
- It might be subconsciously, but you do.

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Wow. Okay.

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I get it. Excuse me, sir?

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Would you mind settling this?

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I have one first class ticket,
both of these gentlemen want it.

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Will you decide?

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- Him.
- Yes.

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What the hell? Why not me?

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My subconscious likes him
more better, I guess.

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TURTLE: Ha ha.

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Fucking foreign cabbie.

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Johnny, what's the big deal?

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Well, if it wasn't him there would be none.
Look at him.

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Yeah, look at me,
heading straight into paradise.

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- I owe you, Vin.
- Yeah, you think?

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- Hello.
- Hey.

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- Can I take your jacket?
- Yes, you can.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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Excuse me, Miss? Miss?

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Miss?

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- Fucking cunts.
- (CHUCKLES)

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Are you laughing at me?

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No.

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Good. Don't.

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I was just trying to help. Are you okay?

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I'm fine. I just need a drink.

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And a fucking aisle seat,
which they fucking had none.

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(MAN SIGHS)

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Sir, will you switch with me?

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My pleasure.

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Thank you. There you go.

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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

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I'm sorry if I seem rude. I'm just...

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I'm Jamie.

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I know.

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I'm Turtle. I love your work.

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Oh, thanks.

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You sure you're okay?

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Yeah, I'm fine.

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I just broke up with my boyfriend.

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I don't want to talk about it.
I just want a drink.

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Let me get you one. What do you need?

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Scotch.

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Watch this.

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Scotch.

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- How about we make it a double?
- (LAUGHS)

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- Thanks so much.
- You're welcome.

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(BABY CRYING)

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Yo, love that you're sitting coach. Very cool.

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Thanks, kid.

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How you doing, Drama?

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Not good.

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But I took two Vics, so I will be.

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(CRYING)

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- Morning, Bradley
- Is it, Ari?

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What?

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What do you got, Lloyd?

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Lloyd?

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- Lloyd!
- Yes, Ari?

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What's wrong? Tom catch you
cruising for glory holes again?

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Joke all you want,
but you are the cheater now, Ari.

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- How was Geneva?
- Great. Went to Paris too.

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Sorry I didn't bring you back
a Toulouse-Lautrec dildo,

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- but you have me back.
- No, Benedict Arnold. I don't.

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When were you gonna tell me about this?

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Oh, Jesus, Lloyd. You know Variety
is one step above Us Weekly.

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Well, Us Weekly didn't send this fax.

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What fax?

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A $10 million offer from John Ellis.

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What do you have to say now?

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I don't know what to say.

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- Thank you.
- Oh, you're welcome.

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So it's cool if I call you?

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Wait a couple of days.

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I'm kidding. Yes, you can call me.

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What kind of world am I living in?

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Turtle flies first

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and has airport farewell scenes
with Meadow Soprano.

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He has been over there
dragging out that goodbye for a while.

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Come on, they spent five hours together.

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Maybe they struck up a friendship.

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Whatever he struck up,
she should be sick of it by now.

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What are you doing, Drama?

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Just taking precautionary measures.

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Economy class is a killer

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that counts the blood clot as a friend.

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And you're gonna prevent one
by blowing yourself?

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Take it easy, guys. Here comes Turtle.

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Yo.

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What the fuck were you two talking about?

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A lot of stuff. She is very cool.

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Really? And she thought you were cool?

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I don't know, I guess. You guys ready to roll?

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No, no, don't do that. Don't do that, Turtle.

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- Don't do what?
- See what he's doing?

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- Oh, I totally see what he's doing.
- What's he doing?

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I'm not doing anything.

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He's being coy as if he's got a shot.

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- Did you get her number?
- Home and cell.

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Well, maybe he does have a shot.

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- Ha ha ha!
- I'm with Drama.

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Is it that ridiculous?

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You fucking a Martian is less ridiculous,
put it that way.

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- You guys are mean.
- Really mean.

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Oh, poor little Turtle's sensitive

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'cause he can't get a hot famous actress.

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99% of the world's average looking citizens

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can't get that, Turtle, so don't feel bad.

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You're living in a fantasy.

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Reality is when he calls her

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she tries to lure him away
from Vince to be her bitch.

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Reality is what happened
over the Pacific, you angry old fuck.

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Yeah, and what's that?

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She jerked me off. Happy?

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Liar. Get back here, you liar.

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(PHONE RINGING)

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- Hello?
- E Murph, Josh Weinstein.

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Hey, Josh. How you doing?

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I'm always doing great, E. You know that.

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And while others may no longer
believe in Vince...

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(COUGHS) Ari Gold. I still do.

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- Yeah, well he's still our agent, Josh.
- For the moment he is.

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But Ari will officially become
head studio fascist tomorrow.

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Let me show you what I can do
for you guys today.

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Oh yeah? What can you do?

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Frank Darabont.

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- Vince a fan?
- Who isn't?

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Yeah, Shawshank almost makes me
wish I did prison time.

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Anyway, he's got a new project
he's working on.

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I got him to sit down with Vince
to talk about the lead.

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- Really?
- Really.

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MRS. ARl: 10 million, Ari?

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You were hoping for six or seven, tops.

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I know, baby. It's crazy. They want me bad.

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And I keep sinking my own
money into this place.

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And for what? A staff whose petty lives

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rise and fall with my successes
and their failures.

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- E's on the phone.
- Call him back.

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- Says it's urgent.
- I said I'll call him back.

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- Ari.
- Lloyd, I'm on the phone.

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I know, I put the call through.

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I've been putting your calls through
for three years now,

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and I haven't interrupted
or given you my opinion,

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even when I know I can steer
your twisted mind into greener pastures.

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But I can't keep my mouth shut anymore.

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- That's because it's filled with...
- Shut it, Ari.

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I know you're gonna make
some rude, inconsiderate,

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nasty comment about my sexual orientation.

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And I know you always do that
to deflect from your insecurities.

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And I've lived with it because I want to learn

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and I believed that someday
you would promote me.

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Lloyd, this is gonna be a good thing
for you as well.

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If you think working for some conglomerate
is gonna fulfill you,

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then fine, but please don't think I'd ever
make myself a corporate bitch.

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And by the way, even if I did,

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your little gay quips would not be tolerated

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in a publicly-traded company.

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People need you here, Ari

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I'll leave you with that.

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You throw a lot of Jew guilt for a Chinaman.

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He's got a point, Ari.

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ARl: No homosexual harassment?

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No, being your own boss.

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That's why you put up with all the stress,

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because nobody can tell you what to do.

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You always tell me what to do.

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So tell me what to do.

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I can't decide this for you, Ari.

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Like when I was trying to decide
whether or not to ask you to marry me,

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I'll let the fates decide.

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- How?
- By flipping a coin.

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You flipped a coin to decide
whether to marry me or not?

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I was joking, baby.

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Heads I leave, tails I stay.

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Well?

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Two out of three.

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I feel like we're cheating on Ari.

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Well, the guy won't call us back,
what are we supposed to do?

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Take care of yourself.
It's what everyone else in this town does.

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Except you, who gets taken care of
by Meadow Soprano.

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Come on, Johnny, leave him alone already.

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No can do, bro.
He made a statement and I want it verified.

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How you gonna verify it, Drama?

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I got a friend, an FBI friend
who will come down here

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and administer a lie detector test.

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I'm not taking a lie detector test.

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How about if we get him
on that Moment of Truth show?

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- Yeah, at least then he'd make a buck.
- Not if he keeps lying.

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I'm not doing anything
to prove anything to you guys, understood?

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You guys need anything?

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Well, this guy got jerked off
by Meadow Soprano,

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so he's all good. I'll take an iced tea.

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I don't think he believes you either.

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We're all right, thanks.
Here comes Josh with Frank.

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- Wish us luck.
- Good luck.

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- Frank.
- Vince.

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- I'm a big fan.
- Hey, likewise. A great pleasure.

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- Hey, Josh, what's up?
- Eric Murphy.

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- Let's sit, shall we?
- Absolutely.

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- Gentlemen. Frank.
- Got us a table up here.

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Hey, Frank.

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Loser.

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Vinnie, E Murph.

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So how long have you and Josh
been working together?

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- Oh, we don't work together.
- Not yet.

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Josh's dad and I are old friends.
We go way back.

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Anyway, he told me that you guys
are good friends.

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He suggested we sit down. I said fantastic.

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Yeah, absolutely.

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So you have a new movie
you're getting ready to start?

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Yes, yeah. I got this thing
called School ofAthens.

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It's based on the Renaissance
masterpiece by Raphael.

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It's in the Vatican palace, blah, blah, blah.

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Anyway, the really cool thing is
we get to shoot for 14 weeks

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in the Greek islands.

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- Wow, that sounds amazing.
- How nice is that?

248
00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:37,029
So what's the part you had in mind for me?

249
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,655
In this, you mean?

250
00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:41,075
Josh, didn't you tell him
what I was thinking here?

251
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,451
Well, I...

252
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,580
Vince, look,

253
00:11:46,664 --> 00:11:49,917
I'm afraid that there's nothing
in this particular film for you.

254
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,753
There are no male roles in it under 45.

255
00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:55,297
Oh, I thought Josh said you wanted
to talk to me about the lead.

256
00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,424
Yes, the lead in a TV series

257
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,718
Frank is exec producing.

258
00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,387
And you didn't tell them this?

259
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,138
No, he didn't tell us anything, Frank.

260
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,932
That's 'cause he's a scumbag.

261
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,684
Just like your old man, aren't you, Josh?
Good work.

262
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,395
Guys, I'm really sorry.

263
00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,730
Your clients keep calling, Ari.

264
00:12:11,815 --> 00:12:14,191
- Can't stall forever.
- Tell them I'll call them back.

265
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,609
You've grown cold, Ari Gold.

266
00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:17,778
I've got something that might warm him up.

267
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,905
You cougarlicious little freak.

268
00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:22,574
Just so you know,
I'm paying 10 cents on the dollar

269
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,451
for your share of this company.

270
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,912
- Dana Gordon's on one.
- Put her through.

271
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,831
Any shot you could pay me in euros?

272
00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:32,376
You are a fucking asshole.

273
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:35,504
How can I leave such a charming man?

274
00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,506
Dana Gordon.

275
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,091
Am I your number two or not, Ari?

276
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,218
You'll always be my number one whore, Dana.

277
00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,720
- Oh, thank you.
- Just not sure it's gonna be at the studio.

278
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:47,266
You piece of shit.
Look, you know I can do that job.

279
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,685
Just relax. I'm struggling with this decision,

280
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:51,603
but I think I'm not gonna take the job.

281
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:52,896
Whoopee!

282
00:12:53,815 --> 00:12:55,691
But don't worry, Dana. I'm sure you'll be able

283
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,694
to grease the balls of the next guy
in line and get yourself under him.

284
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,571
There is no next guy.

285
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,823
There's a next girl.

286
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,409
Amanda Daniels. Doesn't she hate you?

287
00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,453
That should work out well for you and yours.

288
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:10,164
- Fuck me.
- I'll second that.

289
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:12,958
I'm so happy, Ari.

290
00:13:13,042 --> 00:13:15,335
You've made me very happy.
I hope you're happy too.

291
00:13:15,420 --> 00:13:17,754
- Do I look happy!
- What's wrong?

292
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,756
Has so much come been
squirted into those eyes

293
00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,133
you can't see
what's right in front of your face?

294
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:24,595
Amanda Daniels takes that job,
Vince is fucked and I'm fucked.

295
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,054
Which means we're all fucked.

296
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,973
And we're fucked in the way
you like to get fucked.

297
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,684
Not fucked in the way
that normal people like to get fucked.

298
00:13:31,352 --> 00:13:32,644
So what are you gonna do now?

299
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,688
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

300
00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,857
Not a word to anyone, Lloyd.

301
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,572
This is not TV, Vince.

302
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,157
Oh, no? What is it?

303
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,909
It's TV with Frank Darabont.

304
00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,828
Know what, Josh? Sandbagging us
like that was a real dick move.

305
00:13:49,913 --> 00:13:52,706
I thought it would be more impactful
if you heard it straight from Frank.

306
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,500
What the hell's so wrong with doing TV?

307
00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:56,960
Nothing for David Hasselhoff or for you.

308
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,504
But for Vince, doing TV is ridiculous.

309
00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,255
Yeah, but you doing Jamie-Lynn Sigler isn't?

310
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,175
- Oh, here we go.
- You did Jamie-Lynn Sigler?

311
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,719
- Yeah, you believe it?
- Not really.

312
00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:06,845
Nobody does.

313
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,597
It's been a pleasure as always, Josh.

314
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,015
Wait a minute. Just hold on a second.

315
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,350
At least read the script.

316
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,769
It's Frank Darabont. He's a genius.

317
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,229
Vince, there's lots and lots of money in TV.

318
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,023
I don't want to get stuck playing
the same character for the next five years.

319
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:20,025
- I want to do movies.
- He's still a movie star, you know?

320
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:23,195
Lots of movie stars do TV.
George Clooney did ER, for Christ sakes.

321
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,155
That was before he was George Clooney.

322
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,491
No one goes backwards
'cause you don't get back to movies.

323
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:29,493
You didn't see Leo
in the Growing Pains reunion.

324
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:32,412
Well, maybe it's time for you to think about
that part of your life being over.

325
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,582
Maybe you're not gonna be
a movie star anymore.

326
00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:38,961
Look, guys, I'm sorry.

327
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:42,005
I'm just telling you what nobody else
in this town has the balls to.

328
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:44,800
Why don't you walk away, Josh? Walk away.

329
00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:49,304
All right, man. Take it easy.

330
00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,560
My car is over there.

331
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,857
No, no, Mr. Gold. No.

332
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:02,609
It's okay.

333
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,320
Five minutes, Ari. Not a second more.

334
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,698
No need to be snippy, Amanda.
I'm here for you, not me.

335
00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:10,242
- Really?
- Well, I'm here for us, really.

336
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:13,412
- I'd rather suck a rabid dog's dick.
- Clever, but seriously.

337
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,373
Seriously, Ari, what about us
would you like to talk about?

338
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,583
I'd like to bury the hatchet.

339
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,210
The animosity between the two of us
has run its course.

340
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:23,171
Apology accepted. What else?

341
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,215
All business, it's admirable how you do it.

342
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,385
That's why I'm putting all my support
behind you for the studio head job.

343
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,053
I don't need your support.

344
00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,472
That may be true, but you're gonna need me
to bow out of the race.

345
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,474
Ari, I have never needed

346
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:36,560
and will never need anything from you.

347
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:39,521
Amanda, it's very simple. You want this job,

348
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,440
I want Vince in Smokejumpers.

349
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,525
I don't think he's good enough.

350
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:47,112
- You did represent him at one point.
- Yeah, and now I don't.

351
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,614
Bitterness is not very becoming.

352
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,324
Neither is groveling, and I'm not bitter.

353
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,451
But I'm not making deals with you.

354
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,369
Then unfortunately I'm gonna have
to stand in your way.

355
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,622
If you wanted this job
you would have taken it.

356
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,374
But we both know you won't because
you'll miss your little clients too much.

357
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:02,085
And we both know that you've already fucked
all of yours.

358
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:04,087
So maybe you could move on
to bigger and better.

359
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,797
Look, you're gonna have
to find another way to bring

360
00:16:05,882 --> 00:16:08,634
your once-upon-a-time-movie-star client
back from the dead.

361
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:10,844
- Not bitter, huh?
- Fuck you, Ari.

362
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:13,597
You can kiss your relationship
with that studio goodbye.

363
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:16,433
No, no, you can kiss
your motherfucking dream job goodbye.

364
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,560
'Cause you're right, I didn't want this job.

365
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,563
But now I'm gonna take it just to spite you.

366
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,651
Lloyd. Yeah, call John Ellis.

367
00:16:25,735 --> 00:16:28,070
Tell him I'm gonna close
this motherfucking deal.

368
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,616
Let's not let Josh Weinstein get us upset.

369
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,035
He didn't get me upset. Frank Darabont did.

370
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:37,663
An Academy Award nominee
thinks I should do TV.

371
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,206
He didn't say he thinks you should do TV.

372
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,832
He said you'd be great for his TV show

373
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,001
if he can get you, which he can't.

374
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,003
- That's a good point.
- Thanks, E.

375
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,547
I just wish I knew what Ari was doing.
If he takes the job, what?

376
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,508
We got to work with a guy
like Josh Weinstein?

377
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:52,260
If Ari takes the studio job
you got Smokejumpers.

378
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,763
And once you kill it in that,
you'll be back and bigger than ever.

379
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,181
That's another good point, Turtle.

380
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:58,600
Yeah, thanks again. I feel extra smart today.

381
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,687
Yeah, well, maybe that's
'cause you unloaded a ton of bullshit earlier.

382
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,605
But there is a problem with the thought.

383
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:04,690
What's that?

384
00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:07,317
What if Ari doesn't give you the gig?

385
00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:09,528
- You think he wouldn't?
- He's an agent.

386
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,029
Nothing would surprise me.

387
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,781
And when he goes from seller to buyer,

388
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,866
he's gonna start analyzing
all sorts of new angles.

389
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:16,868
You're really making us all
feel good today, huh?

390
00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,912
Just keeping it real.

391
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,497
- Sorry, bro.
- Call Ari.

392
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,124
I already left him like five messages.

393
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,418
We'll have to ambush him then.

394
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:36,805
- Ari.
- John.

395
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,395
So you ready to become part of all this?

396
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:44,980
Oh, I'm ready.

397
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,152
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

398
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,244
You look awful, Lloyd.

399
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,204
I feel awful, E.

400
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:04,416
- VINCE: So it's official?
- He's signing the papers now.

401
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:07,419
I'm sorry, Vince.
I'm supposed to exude confidence to clients,

402
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,172
but I just can't. All I can do is shake and cry.

403
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:12,466
How about if I tell you something funny

404
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:15,260
- to cheer you up, Lloyd?
- You can try.

405
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:18,096
Turtle got jerked off by Jamie-Lynn Sigler
on the plane today.

406
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:19,890
(LAUGHS) Get the fuck out of here.

407
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,184
- Made you laugh.
- ARl: Boys!

408
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,852
This is a surprise.

409
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,937
I guess this is congrats.

410
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,815
- Wow, you sold me out.
- Oh, go ahead and be mad.

411
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,151
But I've grown four new ulcers
keeping your secret.

412
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,861
Come on in, guys.

413
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:36,364
Ahem.

414
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,742
I apologize for the disappearance.

415
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:40,911
It's been a tough day
of soul-searching for me though.

416
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,330
Been a tough day for Vince too.
He got offered a TV show today.

417
00:18:43,414 --> 00:18:45,791
Offered TV by who? Not by my people.

418
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,667
Frank Darabont. Josh Weinstein set it up.

419
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,294
Weinstein?
Why are you guys talking to Weinstein?

420
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,463
He called.
We couldn't find you so we took the meeting.

421
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,173
Wow, you guys really are melting down.

422
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:56,009
Yeah, maybe we are.
So just tell us, as studio head,

423
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,594
are you gonna put me in
Smokejumpers or not?

424
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,222
Did you ever think there was a possibility
that I wouldn't?

425
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,015
I just want to get my life back on track.

426
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,976
I know that, Vinnie. But I didn't take the job.

427
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:07,646
- Double whoopee!
- (LAUGHS) He's happy.

428
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,815
- You didn't take it?
- No, I'm still your agent.

429
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:13,318
Are you guys happy or is the movie
more important to you than me?

430
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,487
Of course we're happy. But what now?

431
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,155
- We're gonna be all right.
- How?

432
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:18,990
- Things are coming.
- What things?

433
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,909
Dana Gordon on one.

434
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,994
Put her through.

435
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,331
Dana Gordon!

436
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,500
Ari, I love you.

437
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:31,169
And I swear, I'll rub your cock like it's 1990.

438
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,506
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Dana.
You're on speaker. I got Vince and E here.

439
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:36,508
- Jesus Christ.
- BOTH: Hi, Dana.

440
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:38,885
We all wanted to be in the room
to celebrate together.

441
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,136
Celebrate what?

442
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,806
Boys, you are talking
to the new head of the studio.

443
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:45,433
Madam President,
what's your first order of business?

444
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,853
Smokejumpers, Vince. You're in.

445
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,188
- You're kidding me.
- And she's gonna pay you your quote.

446
00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:53,024
- It's the second lead.
- You're gonna pay him his quote

447
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,902
or Vincent Chase is going
to announce on TMZ

448
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:59,322
that the new head of the studio calls
agencies and offers up handjobs.

449
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,907
All right, enough, Ari.

450
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:03,034
Vince, I will take good care of you.

451
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,536
- Thank you!
- Thank you, Dana.

452
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:08,206
- I love you, Dana.
- I love you too, Ari. For real this time.

453
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,542
- I'll call you later about that tug.
- Goodbye.

454
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:11,793
- How the hell?
- What happened?

455
00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,920
I pulled off the old bait and switch.

456
00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,547
They wanted your old friend Amanda,

457
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:18,049
and I gave them my old friend Dana.

458
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:19,801
Everybody wins. Boom!

459
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,469
Wow. That's impressive, Ari.

460
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,971
This is really big for you, Vinnie. Really big.

461
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,556
I want you to kill this movie.

462
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,600
- I'll do my best.
- I know you will.

463
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:28,435
- (LAUGHS)
- All right!

464
00:20:28,519 --> 00:20:30,020
- Can I come?
- Of course you can.

465
00:20:30,521 --> 00:20:32,480
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

466
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:36,401
All right, to things being back on track.

467
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,695
- I hear that.
- Hear, hear.

468
00:20:38,779 --> 00:20:40,572
You know, Ari, now that things
are back on track,

469
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,282
can we talk about my promotion?

470
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,492
You know what, Lloyd?
I want to learn Chinese first

471
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,286
so I can give it to you in your native tongue.

472
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,330
- Ari.
- Listen, we're here to celebrate Vince.

473
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,664
All right? Please, Lloyd.

474
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:51,791
Hey, cheers.

475
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:54,252
- I don't believe it.
- What?

476
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,589
Your girlfriend is here.

477
00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,799
Don't embarrass me.

478
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:00,967
How does he know Jamie?

479
00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:03,053
Oh, he claims she jerked him
on the plane today.

480
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,888
Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm sure she's got a fetish

481
00:21:05,014 --> 00:21:07,265
for guys who are built
like a South Park character.

482
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:08,767
(CHUCKLES)

483
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:10,602
Hey, Jamie. What's going...

484
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:12,520
That's for running around town
telling everyone

485
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:15,190
I jerked you off, you fat little fuck.

486
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,236
Thanks a lot, Drama.

487
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:25,617
Jamie-Lynn, wait, wait, wait.

488
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,702
Look, I'm sorry.

489
00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,789
Turtle didn't do anything. It was me.

490
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,083
I was busting his chops today about you

491
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:35,251
and I shot my mouth off in a restaurant.

492
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,003
Well, he obviously told you.

493
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:38,797
No, I made it up.

494
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:40,632
Turtle didn't do anything.
He's totally innocent.

495
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,676
That's nice of you to try
and cover for your friend.

496
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,387
But the fact is I jerked him off
and he told you.

497
00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:47,973
I actually liked him and would have
fucked him too

498
00:21:48,057 --> 00:21:50,558
if he would have kept his mouth shut.

499
00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:01,111
What happened?

500
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,655
Turtle, I am so sorry, man.

501
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,615
She actually liked you.

502
00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,659
- Really?
- No way.

503
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,160
- Sorry, Turtle.
- Sorry, Turtle.

504
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,079
Well, at least order has been restored.

505
00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,331
Everything's back to normal.

506
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:15,125
Baby bro is a movie star,

507
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,793
Ari is his agent

508
00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,130
and Turtle is once again pussyless.

509
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,382
Glasses up.

510
00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,010
Did she really say she liked me?

511
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,512
Oh, yeah. She would have fucked you too.

512
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:29,973
At least you got a nice jerk, huh?

513
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,601
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