1 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,009 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,665 WOMAN: Good morning, Mr. Murphy. This is Amy Miller's office. 3 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,751 I have Charlie Williams on the line. 4 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:27,420 - Can you please hold for Amy? - Sure, what's up, Charlie? 5 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:30,131 - (BREATHING HARD) Yo, E, what's up? - What, are you working out? 6 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:33,134 No, man, no, no, no. Just was up all night. 7 00:01:33,218 --> 00:01:34,886 Didn't get no sleep. A little nervous. 8 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,679 Nothing to be nervous about. Your script is great. 9 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,556 - (WOMAN MOANING) - Charlie: Oh yeah. 10 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:40,266 - Jesus, Charlie. - (CHUCKLES) 11 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,101 - Gentlemen. - ERIC: Hey, Amy. 12 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:43,853 Hey, Amy. What's up? 13 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,188 I loved your script is what's up. 14 00:01:45,272 --> 00:01:47,565 - Are you serious? - That's phenomenal. 15 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:49,066 Cool. When do we shoot? 16 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:51,444 Okay, slow down. We need to cast the other roles first. 17 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,738 - CHARLIE: All right, we can do that. - You got anybody in mind? 18 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:56,032 I do for the owner of the surf shop. 19 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,785 And, Eric, I hope you don't mind that I already spoke with him about it. 20 00:01:58,869 --> 00:02:01,412 - Who? - Seth Green. 21 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:04,624 - Seth Green? - Shit, I love Seth Green. 22 00:02:04,708 --> 00:02:06,250 Great, we have an overall with him, 23 00:02:06,335 --> 00:02:07,960 so we just think it would be a perfect fit. 24 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:10,671 - He could be. What you think, E? - Uh-huh. 25 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,757 AMY: Eric, he said you guys were really good friends 26 00:02:12,841 --> 00:02:15,301 and that you should just call him to lock it down. 27 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:17,470 CHARLIE: Yeah, E, I think you should do that. 28 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:18,888 You should definitely lock it down. 29 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,390 Lock it down. 30 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,103 Fuck Seth Green. 31 00:02:26,188 --> 00:02:28,189 I still got a piece of his friend's tooth lodged in my knuckles. 32 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:29,440 Seth Green is a punk. 33 00:02:29,525 --> 00:02:31,818 Yeah, a punk that Charlie and the studio want to do the show with. 34 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,820 So I got to be professional and put the shit aside. 35 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:37,281 Hear hear, no more wasting energy on gripes and grudges. 36 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:38,866 - How you feeling? - Rejuvenated. 37 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,993 Did you sleep on that Tempur-Pedic pillow I put on your bed? 38 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:42,662 I sure did, Johnny. Thank you. 39 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:44,413 Oh, they dropped off your sides this morning. 40 00:02:44,498 --> 00:02:45,832 Thank you, Turtle. 41 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:48,000 So E's got to kiss Seth Green's ass 42 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:50,670 and we don't get to take down the douche director. 43 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:52,004 Sorry to ruin the dream, Drama. 44 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,798 - I don't believe it. - What's wrong? 45 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,174 He give away more of your lines? 46 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,760 No, he just cut out most of them. 47 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,514 Cocksucking Nazi bastard. 48 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,808 Jesus Christ! Is it too much to ask 49 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:05,643 for a goddamn egg in the house? 50 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,020 - What's your problem? - What's your problem? 51 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,189 (LAUGHS) Be more immature. 52 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:12,149 If a man can't have breakfast cooked for him, 53 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:15,027 is it too much to expect a trip to the store so he can cook it for himself? 54 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,864 Mom cooks us breakfast every morning. You're always at work. 55 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:19,323 Let me get this straight. 56 00:03:19,408 --> 00:03:22,159 All women defend each other blindly? 57 00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:24,161 - Daddy! - There he is. 58 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:27,248 Finally a man who can understand me. (LAUGHS) 59 00:03:27,332 --> 00:03:28,749 SARAH: Hey, Jonah, you hungry? 60 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:30,293 Mm-hmm. 61 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,587 Ah, how about... 62 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:34,380 some eggs? 63 00:03:34,464 --> 00:03:36,132 Yes, please. 64 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:37,717 You want to tell me what's really bothering you? 65 00:03:37,801 --> 00:03:39,468 You would not understand. 66 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:42,138 You are a delightful, unspoiled little girl. 67 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,932 I'm 15 and obviously more adult than you. 68 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,560 So what's your problem? 69 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:49,395 Okay, little Miss Adult. 70 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:52,773 My problem is that I can't run my business the way I want to. 71 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:54,650 Not with that woman as my partner. 72 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:57,987 Your mother controls me at home, she controls me at work. 73 00:03:58,071 --> 00:03:59,655 Where can a man be a man? 74 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,699 A man can be a man 75 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:04,368 when he stops whining and asks for things nicely. 76 00:04:04,453 --> 00:04:07,038 - I asked her. - You asked her or you told her? 77 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,998 You need to convince a woman. 78 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,334 Listen, Andrew Klein is a good agent with good clients. 79 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:13,002 Barbara shouldn't need convincing. 80 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,338 So explain that to her. Nicely. 81 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:18,341 Really? You think that'll work? 82 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,551 You pretended you were nice and you got Mom. 83 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:22,720 Oh, is that what she told you? Huh? 84 00:04:22,804 --> 00:04:24,055 Mom said she fixed you. 85 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:26,933 Ha, ha, ha, little man. Girls have cooties. 86 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:29,894 Nuh-uh. Mia doesn't have cooties. I like her. 87 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:32,521 No, she has cooties. She has cooties. Come here. 88 00:04:32,648 --> 00:04:34,231 (PHONE RINGING) 89 00:04:35,901 --> 00:04:38,361 Oh oh, it's him. It's him. 90 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:42,198 (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Hello? 91 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,075 Hello, is Seth in? 92 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:46,452 - Who's calling - It's Eric Murphy. 93 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:49,121 Oh, is your pussy wet, Eric Murphy? 94 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,123 Come on, Seth. 95 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:54,126 Tell me, Eric Murphy, do you have a wet pussy? 96 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,503 Well? 97 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,505 No, Seth, I don't have a wet pussy. 98 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,048 My God. 99 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,841 Well, that's too bad, because 100 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:03,219 who's gonna want to fuck your dry pussy? 101 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,345 (ALL LAUGHING) 102 00:05:05,389 --> 00:05:07,932 That's hysterical, Seth. You want to talk about this pilot or not? 103 00:05:08,016 --> 00:05:10,601 I do, E, because I really like it, man. 104 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:12,520 But I got to ask, do you really feel like we can work together 105 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:14,397 after everything that we've been through? 106 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:17,149 Yeah, I can put personal shit aside for business. Can you? 107 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,652 I don't know. I don't know. I'd really feel more comfortable 108 00:05:19,736 --> 00:05:21,404 if we could just meet face to face and discuss it. 109 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,822 I'm up in Big Bear. 110 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:25,741 How about 1:00 P.M. Village Pizza on Larchmont? 111 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,243 I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it, Seth. 112 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:29,412 You should make it there if you want me to do your pilot, E. 113 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,288 Later, E! 114 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:33,749 That sounded like it went well. 115 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,960 He wants me to drive into the city and meet him today. 116 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:38,004 - That's okay. Go. - You sure? 117 00:05:38,088 --> 00:05:40,631 Yeah, I can handle Herr Director. 118 00:05:40,716 --> 00:05:42,299 There he is. 119 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,760 Should I gun it and run him over? 120 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,887 - (ERIC LAUGHS) - Or should we take the slow 121 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:50,016 and painful approach and piss in his OJ? 122 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:52,685 VINCE: It's cool, guys. I got this. 123 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:55,271 Yo, E, why don't you go get us a TV show 124 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,898 just in case I don't have a career as a silent film star? 125 00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,316 All right, I'll talk to you guys later. 126 00:05:59,401 --> 00:06:01,027 Call me if you need reinforcements. 127 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:02,528 I can be down there in two and a half hours. 128 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,447 - Thanks, Drama. - Morning, Vincent. 129 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,615 - What a wonderful day. - Not really. 130 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,950 No? 131 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:11,412 I'm sorry to hear that. Can I help you? 132 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:13,497 - I'd like to talk to you. - Of course. 133 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:14,957 What's troubling you? 134 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,460 Well, I'm not exactly happy 135 00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,128 with the way things are starting off. 136 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:22,965 Ah, don't you think it's just the insecurities of an artist? 137 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,633 I have those days myself. 138 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,178 No, I'm speaking more to the fact that you gave away 139 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,722 all my lines and let me believe that they'd been stolen. 140 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,724 Not exactly a good first day. 141 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:33,601 I think it was a good day. 142 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:36,479 It was an excellent day except for the little misunderstanding. 143 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:38,814 Is that why you took all my lines away today? 144 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,566 (CHUCKLES) 145 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:43,819 Vincent, I don't understand 146 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,530 why everything has to be so personal. 147 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:48,365 - Really, you don't? - No. 148 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:50,409 The captain is the leader 149 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:52,411 and I needed those lines for the leader. 150 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:54,413 Well, you should have just told me. 151 00:06:54,498 --> 00:06:57,124 Yes, I know I should have told you. I'm sorry, I forgot. 152 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,876 Are we okay? Good? 153 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,252 Well, what about today's lines? 154 00:07:00,337 --> 00:07:03,047 Well, they're gone but your character is in. 155 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,633 Verner, without that big monologue from yesterday 156 00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,343 my character has no redemption. 157 00:07:07,427 --> 00:07:09,386 And without the lines from this morning's scene 158 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:11,388 he's got no point of view either. 159 00:07:11,473 --> 00:07:14,100 I love your passion. I can see that you care. 160 00:07:14,184 --> 00:07:15,810 You're an inspiration. 161 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,436 That's great, but I'd like to do the scene 162 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:20,147 as it was originally intended, as it's supposed to be. 163 00:07:20,398 --> 00:07:21,398 (LAUGHS) 164 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:25,611 Actors and their words. 165 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:27,571 I understand. You'll have your words. 166 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:28,948 You'll do the scene as written? 167 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,616 Yes, I'll do it as written so we have that. 168 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:33,119 Then we do it the other way so we have that too. 169 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:35,871 Okay? (SHOUTS) 170 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:42,419 Any word from the Wicked Witch of the East Wing? 171 00:07:42,504 --> 00:07:44,296 Shh! She's in your office. 172 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:46,549 She came over to thank you personally for your lovely flowers. 173 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:47,633 Good work, Lloyd. 174 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:49,218 - And Andrew Klein called twice. - What did he want? 175 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,512 He wants to know if you know any good moving companies. 176 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,640 Good morning, Barbara. 177 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:56,559 Thank you for the flowers, Ari. 178 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,561 Was that your idea or Lloyd's? 179 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:02,231 My partner has been named the 33rd most powerful woman in Hollywood 180 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,233 and you think I wouldn't care enough to send flowers? 181 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,277 - I'm hurt. - Just checking. 182 00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:08,529 What time is the luncheon, by the way? I'd love to show up. 183 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:10,406 No men allowed. 184 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,075 So it's more of a rugmuncheon than a luncheon? 185 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,828 Okay, this has been a nice morning so far, 186 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,955 but I'm gonna leave before it takes a bad turn. 187 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,623 It's not gonna take a bad turn, Babs. 188 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:22,626 I just want to apologize for putting you on the spot last night. 189 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:26,213 I don't get put on the spot, but apology accepted. 190 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:28,090 That's very kind of you. Would you please, 191 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:31,302 as a favor to me, consider meeting Andrew and giving him a chance? 192 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:34,180 - Please. - Please? 193 00:08:34,264 --> 00:08:36,390 Yes, sincerely, Barbara. Please. 194 00:08:37,309 --> 00:08:39,435 Okay, I'll meet the schnook. 195 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,645 With an open mind, please. 196 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:43,314 Yes, with an open mind. 197 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:44,690 But I'm not making any promises. 198 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,526 Okay, your consideration is all I can ask for. 199 00:08:48,111 --> 00:08:49,195 Have a good day, Ari. 200 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,113 You too. And congrats again, Babs. 201 00:08:52,324 --> 00:08:53,782 You nasty twat. 202 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,159 (MOCKINGLY) "I can't make any promises." 203 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,578 "I can't make any..." Lloyd! 204 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:00,831 Call Andrew. Tell him to clear his schedule. 205 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:03,042 We got a meeting with Barbara. We have three hours 206 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,336 to make him look like an agent from this side of the hill. 207 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:08,464 Oh, "Extreme Makeover" Miller Gold edition. 208 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,798 I'm so excited! 209 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,907 (PHONE RINGING) 210 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,243 Hey, Seth. I'm here. 211 00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:39,995 - Well, that is hilarious. - Oh yeah? Why's that? 212 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,374 Because this morning you were in the mountains and I was in L.A. 213 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,709 And now you're in L.A. And I'm on the beach. 214 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,336 Oh yeah, that is funny, Seth. 215 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,505 No, it's not funny. It's hilarious. 216 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,924 Eric, if you just had a sense of humor, you would get that. 217 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:54,551 Okay. Well, it's been great catching up with you. 218 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,679 Oh, so cold. So cold, E. 219 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,056 Listen, man, I really want to do your guy's show. 220 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,058 I really think it's a hit. I just... 221 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,602 Dude, I don't want to work with a guy that sucker punched me. 222 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:05,271 I didn't sucker punch you, Seth. 223 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,606 We were face to face and you were saying some not-so-nice things. 224 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:09,400 You're still sensitive about your girl Sloan? 225 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:10,526 Sloan's not my girl anymore. 226 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,027 Really? That's too bad. 227 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,238 - Yeah, well... - You know what, Eric? 228 00:10:14,322 --> 00:10:16,740 You should call Sloan and you should tell her 229 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,784 to call me and ask me to do your show. 230 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,911 Oh, yeah, right. That's exactly what I'm gonna do, Seth. 231 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:22,705 Well, you should do that. That's what you will do 232 00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:25,499 if you want me to do your pilot. Click. 233 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,462 Watch how high I can go. 234 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,716 Oh, that's great, Drama. 235 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:35,551 I bet you can't do it. 236 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:36,844 I don't want to do it. 237 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:38,429 Pussy. 238 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,639 - Fine, how much? - 50 bucks. 239 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,224 Give me one of these nuts. 240 00:10:44,519 --> 00:10:47,229 That's how it's done. You owe me 50. 241 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,231 Who are you people with? 242 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,817 - We're with Vince. - Verner, I'm Vince's brother. 243 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:55,029 - Maybe you recognize me from... - (TURTLE CHUCKLES) 244 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:01,118 - Okay, you guys got to go. - Go where? 245 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:03,412 - Anywhere, but not near the monitors. - You serious, bro? 246 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,414 Yeah, go. Come on, you too. Let's go. 247 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:08,083 - Now. - MAN: Come on, guys, here we go. 248 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,502 Quiet, please. Picture is up. 249 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:12,671 - Roll camera. - Rolling! 250 00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:15,132 VERNER: Give me some passion here now. 251 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:17,259 And action. 252 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,597 I have $50 for whoever goes first. 253 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,682 I'll give you 200 if it's you. 254 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,017 You think I won't? 255 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,894 I think you've never seen something like this 256 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,813 and you'll piss your pants before your feet hit the skids. 257 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:32,358 - What's your problem? - What's up with you? 258 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,943 This is serious, you make bets and jokes. 259 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,738 You've never seen a fire like this. None of us have. 260 00:11:37,822 --> 00:11:40,115 My father did and he's fine. 261 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:42,493 If they want to laugh, let 'em. You'll be fine. 262 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:45,454 I'll give you 300 bucks if you can guarantee that. 263 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:47,790 I'll go first. 264 00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:50,626 Cut! 265 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,003 Thank you. Excellent. 266 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:55,047 Now let's do the shorter version. 267 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,715 We didn't get through this one. 268 00:11:56,800 --> 00:12:00,010 - I saw enough. - One partial take? 269 00:12:00,095 --> 00:12:01,553 Vincent, I gave it a try. 270 00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,056 Give me another one. The whole scene. 271 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,767 Roll again. 272 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:08,352 Going again. 273 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:11,688 - Roll sound! - Rolling! 274 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:14,233 And action. 275 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:17,069 MAN 1: I have $50 for whoever goes first. 276 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,321 MAN 2: I'll give you 200 if it's you. 277 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,156 You don't think I will? 278 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,535 - Stop freaking out. - I just don't understand this. 279 00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,829 Is Barbara Miller some kind of a fashion guru? 280 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,456 Not if you ask me, she isn't. When I think of Barbara Miller 281 00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,667 the first thing I think of is way too much skin. 282 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,627 You just want to make a good first impression. 283 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,588 That bitch knows me for 20 years. Does she claim she doesn't know me? 284 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,590 - No, she knows you. - Then this is not a first impression. 285 00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,509 No, it's a first working for her impression. 286 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,594 Am I working for her or am I working for you? 287 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,931 You're working for you. Her name just happens to appear on your check also. 288 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,433 - Where are we going? - Right here. 289 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,435 - Ta-da! - This should be cheap. 290 00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,937 Listen, it's on me. It's a welcoming gift. 291 00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,279 - Eric. - Jesus. 292 00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:03,407 Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. 293 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:04,950 What are you doing here? 294 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,077 I just came by to talk to you. 295 00:13:07,162 --> 00:13:08,954 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 296 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,622 I mean, is this okay? I could come back. 297 00:13:10,707 --> 00:13:12,207 Or call. I mean, I probably should have called. 298 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,710 - No, it's fine. Come in. - Okay. 299 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,632 Wow, the place looks amazing. 300 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:23,218 Thanks. I've been redecorating. 301 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,595 I think maybe you're done. 302 00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:26,805 Oh, sadly I'll never be done. 303 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:28,765 - You want a drink? - I'm okay. 304 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,560 - Are you? - Yeah. Yeah. 305 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,190 So what's up? 306 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,610 Okay, this is... Wait, are we alone? 307 00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,528 - Is my boyfriend here? - Yeah. 308 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:43,822 - He works. - Okay. 309 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,033 - And we broke up. - Really? 310 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:47,493 - Mm-hmm. - When? 311 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,453 A couple months ago. 312 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:50,996 That's too bad. I'm sorry to hear that. 313 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,499 Yeah, well, anyway... 314 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,334 Actually, can I have that water? 315 00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,377 Yeah, of course. 316 00:13:59,714 --> 00:14:01,965 So what did you want to talk about? 317 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:03,509 Okay, this is so stupid. 318 00:14:03,593 --> 00:14:06,094 Look, you're here and you've got me curious. 319 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:09,056 - So... - Okay. 320 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:11,350 I'm trying to get a TV pilot greenlit 321 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:13,519 and the studio really really wants Seth Green. 322 00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:16,188 And he says the only way he'll be in it 323 00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,648 is if you call him and ask him to be. 324 00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,650 (LAUGHS) 325 00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,360 Is this a joke? 326 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:23,195 Probably, but it's all I got. 327 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:25,948 Eric, you can't seriously be here 328 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,616 because you want me to call Seth Green. 329 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,701 I told you it was stupid. But the guy's got a thing for you. 330 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,495 I think he's got a thing for you 331 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,163 and you keep falling for it. 332 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,666 Yeah, I know. No, you're right. 333 00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:38,502 Well, you can tell me now, though. Did you guys ever... 334 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,129 Are you kidding? Really? 335 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,674 - You didn't believe me? - No, I did. I do. 336 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,217 I mean... 337 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,469 Look, I appreciate the time. 338 00:14:48,179 --> 00:14:49,846 And the water. Thanks. 339 00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,808 Do you want me to call Seth Green? 340 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,226 No no. Not at all. It's just... 341 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,186 I hadn't seen you in a while and thought it was a good excuse. 342 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:58,689 - Not a good one. - Well, an excuse. 343 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:06,822 You don't have a girlfriend? 344 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,367 Actually... 345 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:13,120 I have a fiancée. Getting married in June. 346 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,373 I'm only kidding. 347 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,584 I just wanted to see if you still cared. 348 00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:21,420 - Can you tell if I do? - I don't know. 349 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,755 I probably should have let it sit there for a little while longer. 350 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,675 - Anyway, I've got to... - Yeah, anyway. 351 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,594 I've got to get back to Big Bear. 352 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,929 - Vince is waiting for me. - As always. 353 00:15:33,016 --> 00:15:35,475 Yeah, well, we'll be back soon. Maybe I'll call you. 354 00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,352 Maybe I'll answer. 355 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,479 Okay, bye. 356 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:41,398 Thanks for the... 357 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,191 I'll see you. 358 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:47,946 Yo, Vin. Great job. 359 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,781 - You killed it. - Moving shit, bro. 360 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,450 You guys didn't watch either. 361 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,118 It's not our fault. 362 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,537 Seems Vermin's a little possessive of video village. 363 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,081 - Why, what happened? - He threw us out like dogs. 364 00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,083 Here he comes. 365 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,753 - Vincent. - Yes, sir? 366 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,963 You're not happy with me. 367 00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,049 You walked off in the middle of my take. 368 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,925 That take was for you. It wasn't for me. 369 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:11,219 Maybe it would have been for you if you watched it. 370 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,890 Can we talk alone, please? 371 00:16:21,022 --> 00:16:23,315 Vincent, today I wanted your body 372 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,025 to feel the part 373 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,569 and not be distracted by the words. 374 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,113 But you wouldn't trust me. You won't trust me. 375 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,573 - I'm trying. - No. 376 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,408 You're trying to decide what is good 377 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:34,826 for Vincent Chase the actor, 378 00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,620 not what is good for my film. 379 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:37,996 I thought it was our film. 380 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,998 No, it's not our film. 381 00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:43,001 Filmmaking is collaboration but it's not democracy. 382 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:45,504 You're on this film maybe eight weeks. 383 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:46,755 Then you fly off to something. 384 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:49,132 I work on this film for maybe two years. 385 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,344 It's got to be my film, my decisions. 386 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:54,846 If you trust me I will get from you the performance 387 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,516 that enhances my film the most. 388 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,352 And thus enhances your performance the most. 389 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,021 But you have to trust me. You can't work against me. 390 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,690 I understand. I'll try. 391 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:06,191 I'll do my best. Whatever you say. 392 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:07,943 Okay. 393 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,820 That's good, Vincent. 394 00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:12,155 Why don't you go and change and meet me at the screening trailer? 395 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,490 I'll show you some dailies. 396 00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,534 I'll teach you a few things that will be good for us. 397 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,619 - Okay. - Okay. 398 00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:28,046 - Why's everybody looking at me? - 'Cause you look good. 399 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,673 I feel like a douche. 400 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:32,050 Andrew, my voice must be heard. You do not look like a douche. 401 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:35,262 You look like a powerful, handsome new Miller Gold partner. 402 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:36,847 You stick with me, Andrew, 403 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:40,058 and that won't be the last offer you have for a blowjob today. 404 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,395 You guys are late. 405 00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:46,064 I didn't know we had a formal time set. 406 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,484 Wow, Babs, that color really makes your eyes pop. 407 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,740 So how have you been, Andrew? 408 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,408 Oh, I've been... I've been good. 409 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,659 I've been really good. 410 00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:02,914 - Is it hot in here? - No. 411 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,416 I don't think so. 412 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,585 I've gone over your company's numbers 413 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:08,086 and it's pretty impressive what you've done. 414 00:18:08,171 --> 00:18:10,338 Very impressive. From the Valley. 415 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:12,382 Can you imagine what this guy does 416 00:18:12,467 --> 00:18:14,593 with a 90210 zip on his business card? 417 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,262 Well, some people are big stars in the minors 418 00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,973 and can't swing the bat when they get called up. 419 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,226 I wouldn't consider what I've been doing the minors, Barbara. 420 00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,311 Nor would I. 421 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,812 Well, you represent, it seems, 422 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,898 every working staff writer in town. 423 00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,192 - How did you sign them? - Barbara. 424 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,903 Okay, let me rephrase. 425 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,156 How do you feel you could tailor your successful approach 426 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,825 to signing staff writers to signing say... 427 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:40,869 Julia Roberts? 428 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,207 It's hot in here. 429 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,375 Pretend I'm Julia Roberts, Andrew. 430 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,086 Tell me what you'd say to impress me. 431 00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:52,214 What? What do you mean? 432 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,090 What do you mean what do I mean? 433 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,051 Pitch me. 434 00:18:56,552 --> 00:18:57,552 (EXHALES) 435 00:18:58,387 --> 00:18:59,763 Wow, Julia, it's amazing how much 436 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:02,224 you look like Eric Roberts. 437 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:03,642 (LAUGHING) 438 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,560 Do you mind if I just step out for a moment? 439 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,020 - Andrew. - I just need a fucking breath. 440 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,730 Listen, you can use my office. 441 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,899 - Ari. - He just needs a fucking breath. 442 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:14,486 - I need a moment. - Lloyd, take him to my office. 443 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,655 - Are you joking with this? - Are you? 444 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,907 - He's having a panic attack. - Not he's not, and you're being mean. 445 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,368 Not since my second husband have I seen such a loser. 446 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,620 - The answer is no. - Barbara! 447 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,497 Ari, I don't think he's okay. 448 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:26,957 - I'll be back. - I'll be gone. 449 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:28,917 You wait for me, Barbara! 450 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,461 Oh my God, Andrew. Andrew. 451 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:33,463 I haven't had a fucking panic attack since 1993. 452 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:34,714 Just breathe. 453 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,633 I thought this was a done deal, not an interview. 454 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,134 Listen, everything's gonna be fine. 455 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,220 My wife is already looking for houses in Beverly Hills. 456 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,097 My clients all think they're repped by Miller Gold now. 457 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,391 Oh my God. I can't go home. 458 00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:47,102 Yes you can. Right after you pick out a new fucking office. 459 00:19:47,353 --> 00:19:48,937 All right? I'll be right back. 460 00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,024 Barbara! Barbara! 461 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:56,236 I'm sorry, Mr. Gold. Ms. Miller left for her big luncheon. 462 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,196 What's the fucking address? 463 00:19:58,281 --> 00:19:59,865 Why you hating on Seth Green for, huh? 464 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,783 I just don't believe he wants to do it. 465 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,869 - I feel like he's fucking with me. - Why would he do that? 466 00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,037 - We have issues. - Well, fix them. 467 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,623 'Cause I think the dude is funny, all right? 468 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:11,293 And according to you, if we get Seth Green 469 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,669 the network will make the show. 470 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,546 I need this bad. You feel me? 471 00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:15,630 I do. (PHONE BEEPS) 472 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,756 Hold on a second, Charlie. 473 00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:19,551 - Hello? - Eric, it's Amy. 474 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:21,219 Just got off the phone with Seth Green. 475 00:20:21,304 --> 00:20:22,762 Sounds like you guys had a terrific call. 476 00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:25,056 Uh... 477 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,976 He wants to sit down with me you and Charlie today. 478 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:29,561 Uh... 479 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,271 Can you make it in here by 4:00? 480 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,981 (HORNS HONKING) 481 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,400 Yeah, sure. 482 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,360 Great. See you here. 483 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,238 Charlie, 4:00 PM at the studio. 484 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,198 Me, you, Amy and Seth Green. 485 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,326 - Are you for real? - I sure am. I'll see you there. 486 00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:50,290 Yo, fuck you crew neck wearing motherfuckers. 487 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,500 I just got my own TV show. 488 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,211 - What's your problem? - What's up with you? 489 00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,964 Do you see what I'm talking about? 490 00:20:58,049 --> 00:20:59,966 No, I don't really see it. 491 00:21:00,051 --> 00:21:01,676 Look there now. 492 00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,221 You see your head? It's leaning to the side. 493 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,933 You look like a dog. A dog trying to understand 494 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:09,893 what it's master is saying. 495 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:12,103 Really? 496 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,273 Seems like a whole generation of actors have taken to this 497 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:18,360 George Clooney head-tilt acting. 498 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:21,613 Verner, I really don't see a head tilt. 499 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:24,282 Shall I get a protractor? It's there. 500 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,661 Vincent, you've developed some bad habits. 501 00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:29,120 We have to get rid of them. 502 00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,331 Okay. I mean, what other bad habits are you seeing? 503 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,125 You have a lip quiver. 504 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,006 See there? 505 00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:43,093 Every time you pause I see your lip quiver. 506 00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:46,221 And then I think, "Why is the character's lip quivering?" 507 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,473 Then I think, "It's not the character's lip quivering. 508 00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:49,975 "It's Vincent's lip quivering." 509 00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:53,061 - The lip is quivering. - I don't see it. 510 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,187 But I see it. 511 00:21:54,939 --> 00:21:56,898 Tomorrow when you're in front of my camera 512 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,943 I want you to feel it and I want you to get rid of it. 513 00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:03,446 It's an important scene. We have to make it work. 514 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,616 It could be an Oscar scene, Vincent. 515 00:22:07,284 --> 00:22:09,661 But you have to follow me. 516 00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:11,955 Sir, you can't go in there. 517 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,999 I'm the guest motivational speaker. 518 00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,834 BARBARA: The women in this room. So thank you. 519 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:16,960 (APPLAUSE) 520 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:22,340 - What the hell? - I wanted to congratulate you in person. 521 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,175 - Ari, Ari. - Attention, everyone. 522 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,969 - I'd like to make a toast, ladies. - Ari. 523 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:29,806 To Barbara Miller, number 33 on your prestigious list. 524 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:32,183 And you know what? It's actually amazing to me 525 00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:35,311 that at her advanced aged this is the first time she's made the list. 526 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:37,480 She probably thought this is never gonna happen. 527 00:22:37,565 --> 00:22:39,315 But this little lady is sharp. 528 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:43,028 She went out and she found herself a man to partner up with 529 00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:45,196 and look what she was able to accomplish. 530 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,614 Ari, you're making an ass of yourself. 531 00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,366 It's gonna be interesting though, 532 00:22:48,451 --> 00:22:50,285 once she's lost that man 533 00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,829 to see how she's going to claw her way 534 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:54,956 back into this banquet room. 535 00:22:55,124 --> 00:22:58,001 But anyway, cheers to you, Babs, 536 00:22:58,085 --> 00:23:01,713 and to all of you out there who have saddled up next to powerful men 537 00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:03,882 just so that you can stand in our way. 538 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:05,383 But remember this, 539 00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:07,677 although you can stand in our way, 540 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:10,055 you will never keep us down. 541 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,973 Thank you. 542 00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:19,397 Do you honestly think this is the way to get what you want? 543 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,483 No, I'm not trying to get what I want. I'm taking. 544 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,234 - Oh really? How? - Yeah. 545 00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:25,236 I'm gonna split the agency down the middle. 546 00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,363 Civil war, Babs. Arm your troops. 547 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:30,909 - All over Andrew Klein? - No, all over your lack of respect. 548 00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:34,162 And you think that behaving like a spoiled five-year-old is the way to earn it? 549 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:36,122 I don't give a fuck. Kiss my ass. 550 00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:37,957 Been nice knowing you. 551 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:39,834 Fine, hire your buddy. 552 00:23:40,086 --> 00:23:42,921 But it's on your column when he turns out to be a complete zero. 553 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,715 - Fine. - I want an apology. 554 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,258 Fine. 555 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,802 Now. 556 00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,763 Ladies, I'm sorry. 557 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:54,599 I would love to congratulate each and every one of you, 558 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:57,727 but unfortunately Barbara's cock is all I can handle. 559 00:23:57,812 --> 00:23:59,896 Congrats again. 560 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,022 (ALL MURMURING) 561 00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,907 What up, E? 562 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:12,951 What up, Seth? 563 00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:16,913 So, um, how do you guys know each other anyway? 564 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:18,998 - We used to date the same girl. - No we didn't. 565 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,708 - I didn't know you had a girl, E. - I don't. 566 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,752 - It was a long time ago. - You still talk to her. 567 00:24:22,837 --> 00:24:24,546 No, not in a while. 568 00:24:25,548 --> 00:24:27,841 You talked to her today. 569 00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:29,759 What up, E? 570 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:31,719 - How do you know I spoke to her? - 'Cause I spoke to her. 571 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,138 - Oh, you spoke to her? - Yeah. 572 00:24:33,389 --> 00:24:35,265 Didn't you tell her to speak to me? 573 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:37,475 - Isn't that how we ended up here? - CHARLIE: Wait, hold on. 574 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,061 You guys got to cut the tension before we go in there. 575 00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,896 No no, there's no tension, Charlie. 576 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,815 It's just two tough white guys 577 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,817 being true to their primal nature. 578 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,652 I can't believe she called you. 579 00:24:47,736 --> 00:24:49,988 She did. And then she came over. 580 00:24:50,489 --> 00:24:52,824 - Don't push me, Seth. - And if I do? 581 00:24:52,908 --> 00:24:54,784 We've been down that road before, haven't we? 582 00:24:54,869 --> 00:24:57,829 Yes, we have. And that road ends with you sucker punching me. 583 00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,081 Damn, E. You sucker punched the man? 584 00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,583 Does it look like I need to sucker punch this kid? 585 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,127 I'll take him out in the parking lot right now and throw him a beating. 586 00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:05,628 - Whoo. - But that's what he wants. 587 00:25:05,713 --> 00:25:07,172 And I'm not gonna let him get to me. 588 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,464 I've already gotten you to, Eric, 589 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:11,926 and your impossibly hot girlfriend multiple times. 590 00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:13,845 And your show is next. 591 00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:15,638 Hold on. What you mean by that, Seth? 592 00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,724 Charlie, what if I told you 593 00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:20,435 that I won't do your show unless you get rid of Eric? 594 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:23,438 I'd say E's my boy and he ain't going nowhere. 595 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,815 Maybe you are. Maybe I'll just tell Amy 596 00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:27,233 that I really want to do this show 597 00:25:27,401 --> 00:25:29,527 but I'd much rather do it with my close personal friend 598 00:25:29,612 --> 00:25:31,362 international sensation Nick Cannon. 599 00:25:36,202 --> 00:25:39,078 - You son of a bitch. - Guys, enough. Enough, enough, enough. 600 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:41,539 - Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, get off him. - It's my show, motherfucker! 601 00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:44,000 - Motherfucker! - Why, will you hit me? 602 00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:46,085 - You got to be professional. - Shut up! 603 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:49,839 (GRUNTS) 604 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,007 Whoo! 605 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,550 You've played this game before. 606 00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:55,053 Nope. It's my natural athletic talent. 607 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:57,180 I'd like to see you maneuver your lazy ass on a real court. 608 00:25:57,431 --> 00:25:58,890 Oh yeah? 609 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:04,270 (GROANS) How do you do that? How do you hit it so hard? 610 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,397 I don't know. You just hit it hard. Time it. 611 00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,525 TELEVISION: Match point. 612 00:26:10,277 --> 00:26:11,277 (GRUNTS) 613 00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,238 You're a cheater. What buttons? 614 00:26:13,322 --> 00:26:15,198 Oh, it's not a button. It's skill. 615 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,575 - And you, sir, have none. - You little shit. 616 00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:20,411 - Oof! - What button is it? 617 00:26:20,496 --> 00:26:22,747 Hey, what's up? You guys get sick ofjerking each other off? 618 00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,040 You're crazy, Drama. 619 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:26,084 Yeah, you name the sport, I'll bust you up. 620 00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:28,002 A real sport, not this. 621 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,129 So you got a TV show or what, E? 622 00:26:30,339 --> 00:26:32,674 We're gonna continue to look for cast. How'd it go here? 623 00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,718 - It's been weird today. - Yeah. 624 00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:37,971 - How so? - VINCE: Yo, yo! 625 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,306 20 minutes, it hasn't moved. 626 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,309 - What's up? - What's up? 627 00:26:43,811 --> 00:26:44,852 You tell me. 628 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,146 Just trying to keep my head straight. Good day? 629 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:49,941 - I've seen better. - Yeah, me too. 630 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:52,860 But you know what? Tomorrow's a new sunrise. 631 00:26:52,945 --> 00:26:55,697 Big scene in the morning. Got to kill it. 632 00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:58,032 Need to rest. 633 00:26:58,826 --> 00:27:00,118 (EXHALES) 634 00:27:05,541 --> 00:27:07,583 Told you it's been a weird day. 635 00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,211 (HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING)