1 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:08,716 (theme music playing) 2 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:22,707 (funk music playing) 3 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:27,128 - Last night was fun. - Yeah yeah. 4 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,130 - Do it again tonight? - Sure. 5 00:01:29,298 --> 00:01:31,799 I'll call you later. 6 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:36,095 (clears throat) 7 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:42,310 Call you later. 8 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,146 How pathetic are you guys? 9 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:46,981 Pathetic, us?! 10 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:49,817 - Who tells a first date that they love her? - Oh yeah, right. 11 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:50,985 - I told her that I loved her. - You looked like 12 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,738 - you were gonna tell her you loved her. - My point exactly. 13 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:55,531 - Whatever. - Aw, E, these guys are just bitter 14 00:01:55,699 --> 00:01:57,283 - 'cause you're on a hot streak. - Thanks, Vince. 15 00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:00,578 Guy's got more pussy the last month than the previous 29 years, 16 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:03,164 I wouldn't call it a hot streak, I'd call it entering the Twilight Zone. 17 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:05,374 That's what being a successful manager does for you. 18 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,627 So you're saying it has nothing to do with him, 19 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:10,588 - just the business card? - Yep! 20 00:02:10,756 --> 00:02:12,590 Ah, now I get it. 21 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:14,175 So you've been banging all these dates, E? 22 00:02:14,343 --> 00:02:16,344 E don't bang them that quickly. 23 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,638 E needs to be wined and dined for at least a month. 24 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:20,848 Oh no no no! I think I heard banging last night. 25 00:02:21,016 --> 00:02:24,018 - Was there banging, E? - Turtle: Well? Was there banging? 26 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:26,103 Can we talk about important stuff, please? 27 00:02:26,271 --> 00:02:28,648 All right, what do you have on your mind? 28 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,858 - Are you nervous? - When you're prepared, 29 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,985 there's no need to be nervous. 30 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,821 - It's just a driving test. - I'm talking about Leno. 31 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:36,697 I'm more nervous about the driving test. 32 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:39,617 Don't take E's Aston Martin then. Those pricks give you points off 33 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:42,036 - just for having a fancy car. - Leno, Vince. 34 00:02:42,204 --> 00:02:44,789 - What are you gonna talk about? - I'm open for suggestions. 35 00:02:44,957 --> 00:02:46,833 I've never been invited on, so I wouldn't have any. 36 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,126 Just tell the world how sick the movie's gonna be. 37 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:52,171 No, the clip'll say that. He needs something that'll make a statement. 38 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,715 Like when Crispin Glover kicked Letterman in the head? 39 00:02:54,883 --> 00:02:57,468 - Not that kind of statement. - Besides, I'm not that limber. 40 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,470 Tell him about how you let those two girls believe 41 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,430 that they convinced you to have a threesome last week. 42 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:04,642 - I don't think that's gonna fly either, Turtle. - I'll save it for Conan. 43 00:03:04,810 --> 00:03:06,686 - (ringing) - Who's that? 44 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,397 Oh, you have to be kidding me. Who is that!? 45 00:03:09,565 --> 00:03:11,232 - Get back here. - Yeah, get back here! 46 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,734 - Hello? - Hey, E, it's Sloan. 47 00:03:13,902 --> 00:03:16,529 Get back here, you miniature stud! 48 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,698 - (laughter) - Sorry about that. 49 00:03:18,866 --> 00:03:21,576 Glad to see that fame and success hasn't changed much over there. 50 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,536 - Yeah, nothing's changed. - Good to hear. 51 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:26,080 - So what's up? - It just so happens that a friend of mine 52 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,291 desperately needs to sublet her house to someone 53 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:30,001 - and I thought of you. - Is that what it takes 54 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:32,295 - to get a call from you these days? - Phone works both ways. 55 00:03:32,462 --> 00:03:34,714 - I left you a message. - I didn't get a message. 56 00:03:34,882 --> 00:03:37,258 - I think you did. - (giggles) 57 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,176 E, I'm calling you now 58 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,596 because I thought of you when she brought this up. 59 00:03:41,763 --> 00:03:43,848 - Why? I'm not even looking. - I heard that you looked 60 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:46,392 at a place on Crescent a couple months back. 61 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,811 - Ah, keeping tabs on me, huh? - For some reason 62 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:51,272 my friends think I'm still interested in your whereabouts. 63 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:54,275 - But you're not? - E, do you want to look at this house? 64 00:03:54,443 --> 00:03:56,193 It's unbelievable. 65 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,531 Yeah, sure. 66 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:02,950 - (rock music playing) - (phone ringing) 67 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,493 Morning, Ari. How are you? 68 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:06,120 My girl won her debate on Friday, 69 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,247 my boy scored a goal in soccer on Saturday 70 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,583 and my wife agreed to visit her mother without me. 71 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,835 - I don't know how things could get better. - Ari. 72 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,046 - Give me something good, Andrew. - Greg Garcia good? 73 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:16,797 You signed him? I thought he was happy where he was? 74 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:18,507 Until I convinced him he'd be happier here. 75 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,301 You hear that, everybody? 76 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:23,638 "My Name is Earl" is now a member of the Miller Gold family. 77 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:26,432 Mr. Andrew Klein is responsible for that. 78 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,976 Which means that in this horrific economy 79 00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:32,188 he has secured himself a future. All of you can do that as well 80 00:04:32,356 --> 00:04:35,858 if you go out there and sign someone who can syndicate a goddamned show. 81 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:37,902 - Vinnie's doing Leno. You want to come? - Love to. 82 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:40,029 All right. 83 00:04:40,197 --> 00:04:42,657 - What's all the yelling about? - Oh, didn't you hear? 84 00:04:42,824 --> 00:04:45,326 - Andrew just signed another show runner. - Oh, I did. 85 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,244 - Very impressive. - So you either owe me 86 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:50,164 - an apology or a blowjob. Your choice. - Oh, okay, Ari. 87 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:53,292 I apologize. But I think Andrew should blow you. 88 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,003 You said he was a deadbeat. The only one sucking is you. 89 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:58,965 - All is well with the Miller Gold Agency! - (phone ringing) 90 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:00,841 - Well, not all. - What's your problem? 91 00:05:01,009 --> 00:05:03,177 I had dinner with my parents last night and my father 92 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:05,346 - spent the entire meal reaming me out. - (phone ringing) 93 00:05:05,514 --> 00:05:07,431 You never told him you liked dick? 94 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,892 - He knew that by the time I was nine. - I'm not following you. 95 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,520 - But the phone is ringing. - (sighs) 96 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,940 I need to talk to you about my... career. 97 00:05:16,108 --> 00:05:18,734 The career that you won't have if you don't answer the phone? 98 00:05:18,902 --> 00:05:21,153 Ari, I will handle the phone. Please, I need to talk. 99 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:24,532 - So talk. - I'm so glad you're in a good mood. 100 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:27,118 - Who says I'm in a good mood? - You just did! 101 00:05:27,285 --> 00:05:29,704 You just yelled "All is well at the Miller Gold Agency." 102 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,455 That was an act to boost morale. 103 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,791 - Well, what's wrong? - What's right? 104 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:36,335 - Have you seen my stock portfolio, Lloyd? - No. 105 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,796 And I shot an 82 yesterday, Lloyd. 106 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:42,216 An 82! I missed three putts from inside eight feet. 107 00:05:42,384 --> 00:05:44,802 Can you imagine missing a hole from that close? 108 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:48,514 If I lose the club championship to Chervin, I will sue Butch Harmon's ass. 109 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:50,307 - Ari! - Yes, Lloyd, yes? 110 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,393 I want a promotion! 111 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:55,396 - You do? - I've been on your desk over three years. 112 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,524 - I've paid my dues. - Is this about your father? 113 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:01,694 - Did you know my father was very strict? - No. 114 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:05,239 Yeah. He berated me and he pushed me and he insulted me 115 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:08,701 and it made me feel very insecure and lost. 116 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:10,995 But I became a man... my own man. 117 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:14,373 - And now I berate and I push. - I have noticed. 118 00:06:14,541 --> 00:06:16,333 - Make your own man, Lloyd. - I'm trying. 119 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,669 Not trying hard enough! The goddamn phone is ringing. 120 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:20,588 But, Ari, we haven't even really talked. 121 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:22,923 I talked! And my hope is that you listened. 122 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:25,342 (ringing continues) 123 00:06:25,510 --> 00:06:28,137 Go! 124 00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:30,431 No, cut it... cut it left. Left. 125 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,433 - Why aren't we using cones? - Don't talk to him, Drama! 126 00:06:32,601 --> 00:06:35,936 - Let him concentrate. - I got it, guys. I got it. 127 00:06:38,273 --> 00:06:40,274 - Now ease it in there. - (thumps) 128 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:44,195 - Sorry, E. - That's okay. 129 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,280 I'll get you a new one. 130 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:47,948 Don't worry about it. Ahem. 131 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,242 All right, you're almost there. 132 00:06:53,705 --> 00:06:55,456 There you go. 133 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,166 Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! 134 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:59,627 Okay, I think you're ready. 135 00:07:01,129 --> 00:07:02,838 All right, everyone in! Let's go! 136 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,799 Oh, St. Christopher, please protect us. 137 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:08,511 - I'm gonna meet you guys over there. - What? Really? 138 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:10,888 - What's the big deal? - Vince: Nothing, I guess. 139 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,306 What do you have to do that's more important 140 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:13,808 than watching me get my license? 141 00:07:16,353 --> 00:07:19,480 - I'm just gonna meet Sloan for a coffee. - (all exclaim) 142 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:23,109 - Was that Sloan that called this morning? - Yeah. 143 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:25,653 - You didn't tell us. - I don't tell you everything. 144 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,822 Well, you tell me everything. 145 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:29,824 Something's up. 146 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:31,784 - Definitely. - Yeah, what's up, E? 147 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,662 Nothing's up. It's a coffee. 148 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,622 - (Drama laughs) - Uh-huh. 149 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:40,668 20 years in this business, I don't think I've had a sip in the office. 150 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:43,921 Well, when the King of Karma sends over a $1200 bottle of Scotch, 151 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,965 - you should drink it. - This worked out better 152 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,967 - than I thought it would. Cheers. - Amen. 153 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,927 You're drinking in the middle of the day? 154 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:53,013 They do it on "Mad Men" all the time and they're pretty successful. 155 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:54,682 That was in the '60s. 156 00:07:54,850 --> 00:07:56,350 By the time they get to season four in the '70s, 157 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,435 - they'll all have liver and heart disease. - Not us. 158 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:02,148 - This tandem is unstoppable. - This new team is thriving. 159 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,025 - Glad to see somebody is. - What, are you sulking, Lloyd? 160 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:08,445 No! I'm steaming. Steaming mad because I tried to talk with you earlier 161 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,197 and you essentially ignored me. 162 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:12,324 - Are we not in a meeting? - I don't know what you're in, 163 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,578 - but you're acting like you're in a bar. - I don't like your tone, Lloyd. 164 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,581 - Do you have any plan to promote me? - Hadn't even thought about it. 165 00:08:18,748 --> 00:08:20,166 - Well, you need to. - Lloyd! 166 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:22,626 Ari, promote me or I'm leaving you! 167 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:24,753 Leaving me? (laughing) 168 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,049 - Where would you go? - To another agency. 169 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,260 Another agency? You'd have to start all over again. 170 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:33,220 - You know that. - Then I'll go work for my father. 171 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:36,390 - What, in a dry-cleaner's? - My father has a winery in Napa. 172 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,642 I don't think sodomy is legal in Napa, Lloyd. 173 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,394 (laughing) 174 00:08:40,562 --> 00:08:43,272 Every time I have broached this subject over the years 175 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,608 you have responded with some wiseass comment. 176 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:47,610 The time has come. 177 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,112 I want to know if this is going to happen. 178 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:53,574 I want to know when and I want to know today! 179 00:08:53,742 --> 00:08:57,870 - I will not be strong-armed, Lloyd. - You just were, Ari Gold. 180 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,417 (phone rings) 181 00:09:03,585 --> 00:09:06,378 Whew. Tough queer. 182 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,381 - Wow, this is amazing. - I told you. 183 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,841 And why is it so cheap? 184 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:13,177 Because my girlfriend is moving to Vancouver for a year 185 00:09:13,345 --> 00:09:15,888 and she just wanted someone she trusts to take care of it. 186 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:18,474 - Oh yeah? She trusts me? - Well, she trusts me 187 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:21,227 - and I told her she can trust you. - This her? 188 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,520 - Uh-huh. - Ugly. 189 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,315 - So what do you think? - I don't know. 190 00:09:26,483 --> 00:09:28,275 I really haven't been looking around much. 191 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,736 Just trying to get an idea what's out there, you know? 192 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,322 This isn't out there. This is a fluke opportunity. 193 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:36,450 - I appreciate that. - Okay. I won't push. 194 00:09:36,618 --> 00:09:40,120 I know what a big deal it is for you to be out on your own without the boys. 195 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,664 (laughs) It's not a big deal. 196 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:44,375 - And you hate change. - I don't hate change. 197 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:46,627 E, you moved back into your old house. 198 00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:48,337 That was Vince's idea. 199 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:52,132 - Does he even know you're here? - He knows I'm with you. 200 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,426 He thinks we're having coffee. 201 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,762 You know, look, Vince is doing amazing. 202 00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:59,098 The house is great. 203 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:02,351 He signed a two-year lease thinking we were all going to live in it, so... 204 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,436 Well, thanks to you he can afford it. 205 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,314 I sunk so much money into my business, do I really need my own place? 206 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,024 At your age, you kinda do. 207 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,485 (laughs) If I was in a relationship... 208 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,696 Oh, E, we've talked about this. 209 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:15,447 You're not going to be in a relationship 210 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,157 so long as you're living in a frat house. 211 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:20,744 We always do pick up right where we left off, don't we? 212 00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,747 - So how is dating life? - What? 213 00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:26,500 Oh, let's not get weird about this. 214 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:29,920 You're dating, I'm dating, we can talk about it. 215 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:32,673 Wow, you really are keeping tabs on me, huh? 216 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:35,884 I'm really not. But I was forced to hear about you 217 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,554 stumbling out of Foxtail with a pretty young girl. 218 00:10:38,722 --> 00:10:40,389 And I was forced to hear about you making out 219 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,474 with a pretty old dude at Dan Tana's. 220 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,185 Oh, who's keeping tabs? And you know me... 221 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,981 - I don't make out in public. - I don't want to talk about this anymore. 222 00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:52,109 - I do. Who's the girl? - (sighs) Girls-ss. 223 00:10:52,277 --> 00:10:54,862 Oh, multiple girls! Wow, E. 224 00:10:55,030 --> 00:10:58,157 It's so unlike you. Maybe you are maturing. 225 00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,868 Would you stop? 226 00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,370 - I gotta go. - What should I tell my friend? 227 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,164 - Tell her I'll think about it. - Okay. 228 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,374 - See you later. - Ciao. 229 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:10,044 - Make a right here. - (turn signal clicking) 230 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:16,008 - And I need you to make a left here. - All right. 231 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:22,681 - Very nice. - Thanks, I've been working on that one. 232 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:28,812 I'm excited about your new film. "Gatsby" is one of my favorites. 233 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:30,647 Oh, I hope I don't ruin it for you. 234 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,484 Oh no, the trailer looked great. 235 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,904 Love Scorsese. Let's do a three-point turn right here. 236 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:39,323 Okay. 237 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,580 (groans) 238 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:48,791 He's awful. 239 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:52,252 - Don't hit that! Oh! Look at that. - How's he doing? 240 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,088 - Bro's bombing. - You were supposed to get him ready. 241 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:57,091 I did... for the written. Even I couldn't get him roadworthy. 242 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,468 He's gonna show up on set, he's not gonna know how to drive. 243 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,553 They've got stunt doubles for that. 244 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:04,014 Making him get his license is for insurance purposes. 245 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,683 He's playing Enzo Ferrari. He needs to know how to drive a car. 246 00:12:06,851 --> 00:12:09,144 - Oh! - Oh my goodness. 247 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,732 (sighs) 248 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,944 So? 249 00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:19,446 I'm finally an independent. 250 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,281 - You passed? - No way! Really? 251 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,741 - Yes! - Thanks so much, Scott. 252 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,577 - See you at the premiere? - Plus one, right? 253 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,871 You know it. 254 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,541 - Shall we? - He passed you for premiere tickets? 255 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:34,044 Why, Cheryl Walters let me go in the back door 256 00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:37,131 - for "Young Guns 3-D" tickets. - Oh, you're disgusting. 257 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,508 - Vince: So how's Sloan? - What do you mean? 258 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,718 - I mean how is she? - Oh, she's good. 259 00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,429 Was that a weird question? 260 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,806 - No. - You sure answered it kinda weird. 261 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,183 - Did I? - Yeah. Didn't he? 262 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,185 - Turtle: Yeah. - Kinda weird. 263 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,479 - You're getting back together with Sloan? - No. 264 00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:55,816 - After once cup of coffee. - Are you back in love with Sloan? 265 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,151 - No. - One cup of coffee's 266 00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,945 - all it takes with this guy! - Look, it was a friendly meeting. 267 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,155 - Ahh! - Vince: A meeting. 268 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,240 Turtle: A meeting which she called for. 269 00:13:03,408 --> 00:13:06,285 It's all the girls he's been getting. Pussy can smell other pussy 270 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,287 and then they have to pounce on it. 271 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,873 That's why when you're on a hot streak, you've got to press it like blackjack. 272 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,666 Are you pressing it with Sloan? 273 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,918 I'm done with this conversation. I'll see you guys at Leno. 274 00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,545 - I'm riding with E. - I'm gonna roll with you. 275 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,881 No no no, forget that. Come with me. 276 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,633 - My car is here. - We'll get it later. 277 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,678 Can we drive with the airbags deployed? 278 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,805 (exhales) 279 00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:37,107 Back in the day you waited until your boss told you 280 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,818 you are ready for a promotion. You didn't threaten him. 281 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:42,946 I was on Terrence's desk 50 months before he finally promoted me. 282 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:45,073 - And you ever threaten him? - The man's a psychopath. 283 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:47,034 - Of course I didn't. - Lloyd thinks we're friends. 284 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:49,495 - I'm too nice to him. - That's why you can never be nice 285 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,872 - to an assistant. - Dumb fuck I am. 286 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,582 You think Lloyd would make a good agent? 287 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,834 I don't know. He's smart, but he's... 288 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,504 - he's soft and he's weak. - But you love him as an assistant? 289 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,340 The best ever. I had 14 in the three years before him. 290 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,925 - But an agent? - I don't know! 291 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,052 Make sure you know. I got a few I didn't promote 292 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,638 make it big off of my desk, they still won't return my calls. 293 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:10,224 - You think Lloyd wouldn't return my calls? - I don't know. 294 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,851 - Ungrateful prick. - Nice of you to show, Ari. 295 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,646 Nice of you to drop the baby weight. What, do you have like nine kids now? 296 00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,105 - (laughter) - Three, asshole. 297 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:19,024 Really? Did you figure out who the fathers are? 298 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,236 Don't take it out on me because you don't have an excuse for those extra pounds. 299 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,363 I'm still at 6% body fat, okay? 300 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,823 Yeah, and still 94% full of shit. 301 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,450 Vinnie ready to make this comeback complete? 302 00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,952 - Says he is. - (grunts) 303 00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:31,870 Hey, Ari. 304 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,790 (crowd cheering) 305 00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,000 Wait wait wait! No no no. 306 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,710 No, that sounds like a disaster. 307 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,171 - I probably hit three cones. - But no people? 308 00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:42,589 No, no people. Just cones. 309 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,883 - So not a complete disaster? - A little disaster. 310 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,511 - The guy still passed you? - Uh, yeah, but... 311 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,556 keep it between us... I bribed him with a couple premiere tickets. 312 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,266 - Oh, come on! - (laughs) 313 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,059 No no, that's a great trade for you. 314 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,645 Don't you understand? You don't know how to drive! 315 00:14:57,814 --> 00:15:00,524 Yeah, in fact if you see me, I'd be cautious. 316 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,651 - (laughter) - Now see? See, that's amazing. 317 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,112 Being a movie star, you get out of all this. 318 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:08,115 The rest of us, we TV people, we have to learn how to parallel park. 319 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,826 - Here here. - That's why I took up the motorcycle. 320 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,953 It's small, it's maneuverable. 321 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:16,248 Plus I can try my jokes out in biker bars. They're great crowds. 322 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:19,710 No, they are. They're a great crowd. 323 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:23,380 Tell me if I understand this. So you didn't get your license till... 324 00:15:23,548 --> 00:15:24,756 how old are you anyway? 325 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,759 My mom couldn't afford to get me a car growing up. 326 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,761 (crowd ahhhhs) 327 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:33,307 - Leno: So you were poor? - Milk it, honey, milk it. 328 00:15:33,474 --> 00:15:36,101 - We were rich in love. - Rich in love! 329 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,811 - (crowd awwwws) - True dat! 330 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,563 - He's doing great. - He always does. 331 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,732 You can afford a driver. Why even bother to learn? 332 00:15:41,899 --> 00:15:45,110 I usually have my boy Turtle drive me around, but I'm doing a new movie. 333 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,988 - Leno: And what's that? - You can still drive me around. 334 00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:50,616 It's the story of the race-car inventor Enzo Ferrari. 335 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,076 That might be a good movie to learn how to drive for. 336 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,953 - I think so. - I don't know anything about it. 337 00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,831 I'm just throwing it out there. Let's talk about your current movie, 338 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,083 which I saw last night... Scorsese's "Gatsby." 339 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:03,170 - Boy, I just thought it was brilliant. - We have our great director 340 00:16:03,338 --> 00:16:06,798 - to thank for that... Martin Scorsese. - (phone vibrates) 341 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,967 Sloan? She's all over you, huh? 342 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,387 Pussy. 343 00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,181 Hey, I can't really talk right now. 344 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:17,392 Okay okay, real quick. I swear I'm not putting pressure on you. 345 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:20,896 I just thought you should know my girlfriend has someone else interested. 346 00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:23,690 Look, I haven't really thought about it or spoken to Vince. 347 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,485 Oh, come on, E. I don't want you to miss out on this. 348 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,320 No pressure, huh? 349 00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,989 Just a little. She wants to meet you. 350 00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:34,451 - Sloan, I can't rush like this. - Look, just come and meet her 351 00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,329 so she can approve of you in case you decide you want it later. 352 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,873 - Can I call you back in a little bit? - Tick-tock. 353 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,750 - Bye, Sloan. - Bye. 354 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,128 - Vince, congratulations. - Thank you. 355 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,172 Vincent Chase, everybody. Be right back with... 356 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,675 - (applause) - Vinnie! 357 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,344 Whoo! 358 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,181 Yeah! 359 00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,727 - (laughing) - Ari: Vinnie killed it! 360 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,188 He did indeed! How about we stop off to celebrate? 361 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,815 Naw, I gotta go see the kids. 362 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,859 - Family man Ari Gold, huh? - Come on. 363 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,695 - (phone rings) - Yeah? 364 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,322 What's going on with Lloyd? 365 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,783 - What do you mean, baby? - He called me. 366 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,703 - He called you? - Yes, and he sounded very upset. 367 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,539 He wanted to say how much he enjoyed knowing me. What's wrong with him? 368 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,041 - He... Lloyd is dying, baby. - What?! 369 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,711 - What's wrong with him, Daddy? - Nothing, buddy. 370 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,963 Baby, tell me when I'm on speakerphone. 371 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,965 - Did you fire Lloyd, Ari? - No... 372 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:32,509 - Daddy, no! - We love Lloyd, Daddy. 373 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:35,303 Oooh, ruthless. He's gonna make it... 374 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,806 with or without you. 375 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:43,061 Does that make the comeback complete or what? 376 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,147 No, when he's got an Oscar, then it's complete. 377 00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,857 I'd just be happy to avoid a Razzie. 378 00:17:47,024 --> 00:17:48,817 There's nothing wrong with a Razzie, bro. 379 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,528 Drama's gonna go for the hat trick if he ever gets another movie. 380 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,405 I only have one Razzie, asshole! 381 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,741 - All right, I'll talk to you later. - Who was that? 382 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,701 - Would you leave me alone? - Never. 383 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,911 - Turtle: Ever. - Was it Sloan again? 384 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,830 (exhales) 385 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:04,040 - Another broad? - None of your business. 386 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,877 I'm making it my business. So you better tell whoever that was 387 00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:10,297 to invite a friend or I'm banging pots and pans outside your door all night. 388 00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:13,592 You don't live here, Drama. Which begs the question, why are you always here? 389 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,886 Because isolation's overrated. Besides, 390 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,637 baby bro likes having me here. 391 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,598 I like having you all around. 392 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,349 I'll stay up and bang pots and pans. 393 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:23,393 Don't you have dinner with Jamie tonight? 394 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:24,936 - Yeah. - I'm gonna tell her 395 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,105 - you asked me to find a friend. - Pffft! I didn't. 396 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:29,566 Don't! Please don't. 397 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,527 All right, enough with the harassing E, 398 00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:35,113 what are the boys without relationships doing tonight? 399 00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,657 - I got a night shoot, bro. - Yeah, and that was Sloan. 400 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,493 Aha! 401 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:42,412 We're gonna meet for a drink. No big deal. 402 00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,126 Oh! (laughs) 403 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,921 (rap music playing) 404 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,215 (rings) 405 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,968 (flatly) Ari Gold's office. 406 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:00,180 Be at my house at 10:00 p.m. 407 00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:01,640 Your house? 408 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:04,351 Sit on the stoop, don't ring the bell, 409 00:19:04,519 --> 00:19:07,479 don't make any noise, wait for me. 410 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,940 - Till when? - (dial tone) 411 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,691 Hello? 412 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,821 - Hey, looking sharp! - Oh, thanks. 413 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:18,865 - What are you gonna do? - I'm just gonna hang out for a bit. 414 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,159 - Maybe go for a spin. - You're drinking! 415 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:22,828 It's one beer. 416 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,621 All right, don't drive, please. 417 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,915 Okay, thanks, Ma. You know what? If you're so concerned, 418 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:29,709 why don't you take a break from the dating pool and come hang out with me? 419 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,837 - It's not a date. - Oh no, that's right. 420 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,172 Have fun at your "meeting." 421 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,509 Actually, Vince, I didn't have coffee with Sloan today. 422 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,636 - No? - No. A friend of hers 423 00:19:39,804 --> 00:19:42,013 has a great house that she wants to sublet. 424 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,974 Why? Sloan's got a great house, doesn't she? 425 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:46,893 Yeah, well, it wouldn't be for her. She thought I might want it. 426 00:19:47,061 --> 00:19:51,314 Oh-ho! That's why you've been acting like a freak all day. 427 00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,859 - I haven't been acting like a freak all day. - Yeah. 428 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:57,863 Yeah, you have. If you want to get your own house, go ahead, get it. 429 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,698 You don't have an opinion about that at all? 430 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,367 What opinion would I have? 431 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:06,371 Oh, come on, Vince! You know you don't like to be alone. 432 00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,415 - I don't like to be alone? - No! 433 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:10,375 How would you know? You've never seen me alone. 434 00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,586 Because you're always with me because you can't be alone. 435 00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,547 - Have you ever lived by yourself? - Have you? 436 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,924 And the guest house doesn't count. 437 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:20,135 Exactly! 438 00:20:20,303 --> 00:20:21,928 Ahem! Besides, I got Turtle. 439 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,222 Rarely. I mean, he's usually at Jamie's. 440 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,558 Do you want to get your own place or what? 441 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:29,352 Well, yeah, I'd kinda like to have a little privacy, 442 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:32,397 not have the peanut gallery commenting on everything that I do. 443 00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,358 Maybe you want to impress Sloan a little bit with your independence? 444 00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,861 - It's not about Sloan. - Maybe a little. 445 00:20:39,572 --> 00:20:41,573 Come on. Get your place, E. I'll be fine. 446 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,575 - Don't worry about me. - Are you sure? 447 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:46,411 - Positive. - All right, I'll see you later. 448 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,747 - See ya. - You know what, actually... 449 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,416 Sloan's friend is really hot if you want to roll with. 450 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,919 Yeah? 451 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,462 - I could do that. - Yeah. 452 00:20:55,630 --> 00:20:57,505 We'll want to take two cars just in case. 453 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,592 - In case what? In case you close? - No, just in case you close. 454 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:08,141 (hip-hop music playing) 455 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,345 Vince: All right, a toast: 456 00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:48,014 To Little E growing up and moving out on his own. 457 00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,975 - Thank you. Finally! - Sloan: Cheers. 458 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,602 So, Vince, are you going to blame me when you're feeling all sad and lonely? 459 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:54,270 Why doesn't anybody think he'll be sad? 460 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,107 I'm really much more fun to be around. 461 00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:00,151 All right, you know what? I'm usually not this pathetic, 462 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,862 but since you took E, I'm gonna have to take Amy. 463 00:22:03,030 --> 00:22:06,116 - Interesting. - Oh really? I am moving away for a year, 464 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,828 and I'm not that interested in having a one-night fling with a movie star. 465 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:12,789 - Ouch! - Wow. 466 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:16,418 I'm just getting rejected by everyone tonight, huh? 467 00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,170 (moaning) 468 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:27,053 That's one thing I missed about not having a license... 469 00:22:27,221 --> 00:22:29,723 I don't think I've ever fucked in a car. 470 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:33,518 (moans) I'm glad I could be your first ride. 471 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,063 (beeping) 472 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,361 (alarm stops) 473 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:50,869 (gasps) 474 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,373 You're a cruel man, Ari Gold. 475 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,250 You asked me for an answer by day's end. 476 00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:59,085 I don't have an answer; I have a proposition. 477 00:22:59,253 --> 00:23:01,838 And if you don't like it, you can wander off into the cold harsh 478 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,591 - unforgiving world without me. - What is it? 479 00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:06,509 100 days. 480 00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:09,054 You survive, you'll have your promotion. 481 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,890 What is this, a hazing? This is why I didn't join a frat. 482 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,183 What frat would have you? 483 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:15,310 - Ari... - Lloyd! 484 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:19,564 100 days, you do everything that I say, 485 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,441 - or you don't. - Fine. 486 00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:24,194 The first thing I'm saying: You drop 15 Ibs. 487 00:23:24,361 --> 00:23:27,072 - You want me to drop 15 lbs? - I'm asking that for Tom. 488 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,240 What I want will be much harder. Now go. 489 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:33,078 (sighs) I'm gonna make it through this, Ari Gold. 490 00:23:33,245 --> 00:23:37,373 It'll be worse than when you had your anal cherry popped, but, hey, you just might. 491 00:23:40,795 --> 00:23:43,046 (funk music playing) 492 00:23:43,214 --> 00:23:44,631 (laughing) 493 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:46,257 It's true. 494 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,302 Oh, that was fun. Thank you. 495 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:52,013 - You're not gonna invite me in? - No. 496 00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:54,224 - Why? - E, you're dating. 497 00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,059 - So are you! - Exactly. 498 00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:59,229 Look, I thought the whole reason you were pushing me into this place... 499 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,106 Don't flatter yourself. 500 00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,774 Invite me in! 501 00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,692 E, you have girls-ss. 502 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,736 - That was a joke. - It was a good one. 503 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:10,907 Good night, Eric. 504 00:24:11,075 --> 00:24:12,867 Good night, Sloan. 505 00:24:14,995 --> 00:24:17,372 Hope I don't get too lonely up in that house. 506 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:19,791 Never lived alone before. 507 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:22,919 I mean, I lived with my mom and then I moved in with Vince and the guys... 508 00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:26,464 - Oh, get a dog! - Oh, so cold. 509 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,094 Okay. One drink. 510 00:24:31,262 --> 00:24:33,138 Nothing more. 511 00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,640 I'm serious. 512 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:38,268 You didn't want to be Vince's driver forever anyway, right? 513 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:40,270 No, of course I didn't. 514 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:42,063 It's just that Vince is blowing up so fast again, 515 00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:43,857 I kinda got lost in what I'm doing. 516 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,817 Oh, what are you doing? 517 00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:49,112 I got a couple of ideas. 518 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,655 (laughs) What are they? 519 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:52,240 No, not till they're ready, baby. 520 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:54,826 - Oh, okay. Tell me. - No. Nice try. 521 00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,661 Oh! 522 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:00,665 You know what? Just for that, I'm peeing right in the tub. 523 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,500 - Don't! - Ahhh. 524 00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:06,546 Hey, Johnny, we're running behind. 525 00:25:06,714 --> 00:25:08,798 Gonna be here all night. Sorry. 526 00:25:08,966 --> 00:25:11,718 Don't be! This is what I live for. 527 00:25:11,886 --> 00:25:13,803 Oh yeah, a little higher. 528 00:25:13,971 --> 00:25:16,848 Right there, right there. (groans) 529 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:19,142 (folk song playing) 530 00:25:39,830 --> 00:25:41,956 Hello? Turtle! 531 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:45,168 Hello, anyone home? 532 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:47,503 (folk song continues)