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(theme music playing)

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Just explain this to me:
Ugly guy walks into a bar,

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and hotass Katherine Heigl
wants to party with him?

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- She was drunk!
- She wasn't drunk yet, that's my point.

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She was sober
and she drinks with him

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and then she goes home with him
even though when she was sober

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she could plainly see
how ugly he was.

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Jamie was sober when she
met you, wasn't she?

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- I'm cute, Drama. Ask anybody.
- Turtle, funny guys get girls

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and she went home with him
'cause Seth Rogen's funny.

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He hadn't said anything yet
to show he was funny.

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He's so ugly
she knew he had to be funny.

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- How would she know that?
- Because he was starring in the movie.

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If he wasn't funny, there's no way
someone that ugly could star in a movie.

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You know, in some alternate universe
that actually makes sense.

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- Not to me it doesn't.
- Why do you keep watching this movie

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- if it bugs you so much?
- His ugliness is oddly fascinating...

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especially in Blu-ray.
It pisses me off.

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It pisses you off?
I'm the one who's so good-looking

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- I couldn't even get an audition.
- Where do you want this?

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- You can put it anywhere.
- Hey, Sloan.

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Wow, nice to have friends
with flexible jobs, huh?

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- AIl: Hey.
- Hey, Sloan, would you bang Seth Rogen?

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- Jesus.
- I think he's funny,

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but I don't think I could
go through with it.

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- I told ya!
- What about Turtle?

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- Eric: Guys!
- You think he's cute?

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- Turtle, I think you're very cute.
- What?!

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- Thank you, Sloan.
- You're welcome!

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All right, two sets of keys,
alarm code and garage opener.

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- Great.
- And Amy left this for you.

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- A love note?
- Feels like a photo.

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- Ayup.
- How do you find these friends?

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I swear Vince
brings it out in people.

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- Tell her this was very thoughtful.
- Very.

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- Do you need a hand there?
- Nope.

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- (phone ringing)
- Will you get that?

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Yeah.

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Ahem. (sexy voice)
Hello, Eric Murphy's phone.

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Hello? Hello?

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- What happened?
- They hung up.

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Oh, probably a wrong number.

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Orjust maybe
one of your randoms.

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(laughs)
I gotta go back to work.

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Both:
See you later.

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Hey, Vince, good luck
with the premiere tonight.

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- Thank you.
- Not that you need it.

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- I heard the reviews have been amazing.
- So far so good.

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Hey, Sloan, you want
to come tonight?

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- Turtle: Jeez, give less notice.
- Drama: Seriously, E.

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- Was I talking to you idiots?
- Walk with me.

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Mind your business.

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- Vince: Guys!
- E: So what's up? You don't want to go?

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I just don't think
we should be going on dates.

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Don't think of it as a date.
It'd be nice just to have you there.

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- So we'll go as friends?
- Yeah, we can go as buddies.

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All right, I just bought a new dress.
I had nowhere to wear it.

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(exhales)
I'll see you there, buddy.

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- Lloyd?
- Yes, Andrew?

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- Are you okay?
- I've eaten nothing

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but one grape an hour
for the last two days.

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I will be a stealth
and sleek agent in no time.

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- How's the weight loss coming?
- I've lost 16oz.

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- Hang in there.
- Mr. Klein.

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- What's the good word?
- You're gonna kill Lloyd

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- and I have a proposition for you.
- A wife swap tonight.

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- How's the missus looking these days?
- She's okay

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but I'm talking about
Lizzie Grant.

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The junior agent
with the great ass.

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- She offering it up?
- No, but she has

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two big UTA show runners
who are looking for a new agency.

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Andrew, you're TV.
I'm everything else.

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Just sit down so they know
they have the support

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of the guy with the "S"
on his chest.

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- Five minutes, okay?
- Done.

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Let's talk about more important things...
are you pumped for tonight?

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This is not the new "90210" premiere.
This is Scorsese.

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I am pumped indeed!
Oh, a little heads-up,

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the wife's probably
not going to come.

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What? Why not? This is a couple's thing.
My wife is very excited.

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- As was I.
- What's really going on with you?

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- What if your wife doesn't like Marlo?
- Of course she will!

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No, Marlo's a little intimidated
by this side of the hill.

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She's still
a Valley girl at heart.

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Andrew, my man,
lighten up.

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My wife will
love her, trust me.

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And when we're together after this,
we don't have to speak to them,

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and we get to keep
all our money.

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- Okay?
- Okay.

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Okay, all right,
I'll talk to her.

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- Drama: You're just dumb dumb dumb.
- Would you leave me alone?

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The second you heard the "F" word
come out of her mouth

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- you should have told her to take a hike.
- I want her there.

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- As your friend?
- Yes.

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- Bullshit.
- I'm with these guys.

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- Why are you torturing yourself?
- I'm not torturing myself.

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I like being friends with her
and I like being single.

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Tonight you won't.
Not now that you've got

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a non-fucking friend
on your arm.

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- At least I've got someone on my arm.
- Please, the day's still young.

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Chase!
Get one shot over here?

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Hey, boys,
good to see you.

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- I will grab your suits.
- Thanks, Kelly.

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Looking good, Kel,
looking real good!

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- (E laughs)
- What?

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- You're creepy.
- Are you kidding? She loves me.

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You should have seen her eyes bulge
when the tailor was measuring my inseam.

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- Why don't you invite her?
- Maybe.

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Her or your hand...
tough decision.

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The tough part is I love
being solo at premieres.

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E, ditch the buddy.
We'll scour for pussy together,

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bring 'em back
to your place.

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Drama, I moved into this house
so you and I

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never have to bring girls back
to the same place again.

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- Your loss.
- Turtle: Who would've thought

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I'd be the only one guaranteed
to have sex tonight?

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I mean, already planned
and with a name attached.

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- I'm taking Sara.
- Turtle: Oh, from Saturday?

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Uh, no, sorry,
Lisa from Friday.

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- Since when?
- Since just now.

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I guess you really are
the seventh wheel, Drama.

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No, forget that.

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Hey, Kelly, you want to go to my
baby brother's premiere tonight?

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- Scorsese's "Gatsby."
- Uh, yeah.

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- Yeah, okay.
- Great.

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- Great.
- All right.

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All right.

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She loves me.

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I'd better get
some rubbers.

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Seriously, Ari, why are you pushing me
to have a date with this woman?

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It's not a date.
It's a mani-pedi.

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I planned a very lovely
welcome-to-the-agency dinner for them

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when you hired Andrew
and she canceled.

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Twice. Maybe Mrs. Klein doesn't
want to be friends with me.

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Andrew thinks
that she's intimidated by you.

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- Why would she be?
- Because she's very insecure.

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And, honey, look at you. I mean,
you make confident people insecure.

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- That is so sad.
- I know it's sad,

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but have pity
on the poor woman.

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- Why is this so important to you?
- Because...

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Andrew is on his way to becoming
one of my biggest earners and I like him.

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Wouldn't you like to have
a nice couple we can hang with?

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We hang with plenty
of nice couples.

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We hang with plenty of your friends
and their husbands.

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- You don't like them?
- I hate them.

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- Maybe you're the problem, Ari.
- Why do I have to fight with you on this?

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Having a couple I enjoy will
benefit both you and me.

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- Really? How so?
- Imagine I could spend

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the proper amount
of time with you

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in the most focused
and best mood possible

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without us pretending
we have so much to say to each other.

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- All right, fine.
- Fine you'll do it?

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- You'll call her?
- Yes, I will call her.

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That's so great, baby.
I gotta go back to work.

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- You need some cash?
- I am not a hooker.

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Oh, but what a good one
you would be.

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I love you.

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Fun lunch, darling.

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- You have less to eat.
- E: I just moved in.

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- (toilet flushes)
- I've been with you tools all day long.

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Us tools will be out of your way
now that my work here is done.

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- Did you really need to use my bathroom?
- I really did.

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- I haven't even used it yet.
- Don't be such a priss.

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- Hello!
- Turtle: Whoa, I like your neighbors.

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- Hey, Ashley.
- Drama: That's no neighbor.

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That's that girl from that party
on Beechwood last week...

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blue dress, 34B rack.

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- How do you know that?
- Good eyes.

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- Don't stare, Johnny.
- E: So what's happening?

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I told you I was bringing you
a housewarming gift.

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That's right... 3:00.

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- Oh, I can come back.
- Oh no no no.

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Oh, okay.
Hi guys.

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- Hi there.
- Hello.

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Guys, this is Ashley.

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All: Hi.

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Um, so here.
It's just a plant.

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Oh, that's... that's great.
Thanks.

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Well, you obviously have
your friends here,

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- so I'll get out of your way.
- No no, please, hang out.

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No, I gotta get back
to work anyway, really.

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But, listen, any chance
that you came across that bracelet

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while you were unpacking?

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You know what? I looked for it,
I couldn't find it.

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- I'm sorry.
- Damn.

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Will you guys please look at your house?
It's really important to me.

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- We will search high and low.
- Thanks.

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Um, so, Eric, do you
have plans tonight?

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Uh, yeah, it's actually
Vince's big premiere tonight.

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Oh, right right!
That should be great.

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- It should be.
- Yeah.

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- (clears throat)
- Okay...

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Well, look, you know,
I'll call you.

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I'll call you later
and if your bracelet turns up,

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- I'll let you know, okay?
- Oh, okay.

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Okay, well, bye.

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- Okay.
- See you later.

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- See you.
- Ahem.

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- Bye.
- Bye-bye!

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- See you.
- Bye.

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God, E,
are you awkward!

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- (laughing)
- I totally forgot she was coming.

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Never in my life did I think I'd ever see you
kick a little cutie out the door like that.

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- I didn't kick her out.
- She was begging for a ticket.

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And a ride
on the Tiny E Express.

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- Why didn't you give her a ticket?
- Do we even have any left?

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We got plenty. You want me
to grab her? She's cute.

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- No, I don't want her there.
- Why not?

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Because I don't want her
to get the wrong ideas.

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- What ideas?
- Like that you love Sloan?

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(laughter)

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No, ideas like I don't want her
to be my girlfriend, which I don't!

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Because I don't want anybody
to be my girlfriend.

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- You really like being single?
- Yes!

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Mr. Relationship's going
to stick to that statement?

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Aw, come on. For the first time in his life
he's enjoying playing the field.

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- He's entitled.
- He is, and if he were normal

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I'd buy it, but he's not,
so I don't.

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Yeah, me either. Sloan tells him
she wants to get back together

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and the field is shut down!

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She won't,
so I guess you'll never know.

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Yeah, but if she did, would you
want to get back together?

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She just wants to be friends,
so what's the difference?

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Why did she push you to get your own
place if she just wants to be friends?

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- Because she's thoughtful.
- I think she's sending mixed signals.

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Which isn't good for a fragile
sensitive mind like E's.

227
00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:54,069
Yeah, and she did try and get
him drunk the other night.

228
00:10:54,237 --> 00:10:56,405
So what? What's the big deal?
Nothing happened.

229
00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,742
- Turtle: Maybe she wanted it to.
- She's testing you, E.

230
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:02,202
- And you're failing miserably.
- Others: Mm-hmm.

231
00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:04,913
- Don't you guys have to get ready?
- Takes me two minutes.

232
00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,665
All right,
all right, come on.

233
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,959
- Let's go.
- All right, I'll see you guys later.

234
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,128
- Peace.
- Look, if you're really done with that,

235
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,629
do you mind
if I gobble it up?

236
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:14,131
- (Turtle groans)
- A: You're disgusting.

237
00:11:14,299 --> 00:11:16,592
B: You're old enough
to be her grandfather.

238
00:11:16,760 --> 00:11:19,386
- Turtle: Great grandfather.
- I'll see you guys later.

239
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:23,390
Wake up, Toto.
You're not in Kansas anymore.

240
00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:26,143
- Jesus, Ari, you startled me.
- You look half dead.

241
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,937
- I'm at lunch.
- Starving yourself

242
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,357
isn't going to help you
make it to the finish line.

243
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,818
- How else can I lose 15 lbs?
- Exercise.

244
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:36,820
I'm only willing
to power walk

245
00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:39,239
- and who has the time?
- (phone ringing)

246
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,411
Ari Gold's office.
Oh, Mrs. Gold, hi.

247
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:47,331
I'm okay.
Weak, but surviving.

248
00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:49,792
- Just a second.
- How'd it go, baby?

249
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:51,752
- I hate that bitch.
- What?

250
00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:54,797
She's abrasive, obnoxious.
She is nasty.

251
00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,800
Andrew Klein's ready and heading
to the conference room.

252
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:01,512
- I can't believe it.
- Well, don't... because it's a joke!

253
00:12:01,679 --> 00:12:03,180
- (ladies laughing)
- What?

254
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,266
- We love each other, Ari.
- Say hi. That's Marlo.

255
00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:09,103
- Oh, we got the same color nails.
- I love it!

256
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:12,022
- We're going to have such a good time tonight.
- I can't wait.

257
00:12:12,190 --> 00:12:14,983
Listen, make sure that you
feisty gals start boozing early.

258
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,361
- We're way ahead of you on that.
- Yeah!

259
00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,154
Ready, here we go.
Here we go.

260
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,157
- Mmm.
- It's your lucky day.

261
00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,576
- Lloyd: How so?
- I'm only gonna make you lose 10 lbs.

262
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,161
(drums)

263
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,082
Man: Thanks, truly,
thank you. He's getting there.

264
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,000
Gentlemen, trust me when I say
you don't want

265
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:34,670
to be sitting anywhere other
than where you're sitting right now.

266
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,505
You guys are the best
in the business at what you do.

267
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,424
We're the best in the business
at what we do.

268
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,759
Of course Ari and I will be there
200% of the time,

269
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,887
but there's little doubt that Lizzie
can handle everything you need.

270
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,848
Ari, you got anything else
you want to add?

271
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:48,350
Just that your script
is fantastic, you are stars

272
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,936
and we would love for you
to be a part of this agency.

273
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,565
- Okay.
- That's a quick sell if I ever heard one.

274
00:12:54,732 --> 00:12:56,191
Listen, you'll have
to excuse my abruptness,

275
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:58,402
but this is a win-win situation,
and I don't want

276
00:12:58,570 --> 00:13:02,072
- to waste your time with small talk.
- That's what I'm here for.

277
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,241
We enjoyed it.
Especially everything Lizzie said.

278
00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,827
Ahh, she's a smart one,
this girl.

279
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:11,540
Would you gentlemen be interested
in tickets to Scorsese's "Gatsby" tonight?

280
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:13,333
I can introduce you
to Vinnie Chase

281
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,711
for when you want
to make that jump into features.

282
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,713
- Both: Yeah.
- That'd be great.

283
00:13:17,881 --> 00:13:21,550
All right, yeah. 'Cause there's nothing
like celebrating a client's success

284
00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:25,387
with a good friend like Andrew
and our beautiful wives.

285
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:29,433
So what do you say we continue
this conversation tonight?

286
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,518
- Yeah, we'd love to.
- Yeah.

287
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:34,396
Okay, great. You guys are
going to have a fantastic time.

288
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,357
- I'll just show them out.
- Cool, great, perfect.

289
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,403
- What?
- Are you out of your mind?

290
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,114
- What do you mean?
- Please tell me you're not fucking her.

291
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:47,075
What?!
Ari, what... no!

292
00:13:47,243 --> 00:13:49,286
My wife is out right now
buttering up your wife

293
00:13:49,454 --> 00:13:51,580
- so we can live happily ever after.
- Why?

294
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:53,790
- Because I asked her to!
- You shouldn't have done that.

295
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:56,752
Andrew, you have been given
a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

296
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,296
to take your lifestyle
and your career to the next level.

297
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,173
You throw it away
on some 22-year-old,

298
00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,508
you're gonna be left
with nothing but herpes.

299
00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:04,343
- She's 26.
- Oh, Jesus Christ!

300
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:05,802
Get it together... quickly.

301
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:10,390
20 lbs, Lloyd!

302
00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:14,478
- (rap music playing)
- (laughter)

303
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:17,606
Would you leave me alone?

304
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,942
- Tell them to leave me alone!
- Leave him alone, Drama!

305
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,110
I'm just saying this is
your coming-out party.

306
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,780
This is the first time you're really
gonna be photographed together

307
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:28,951
- and you're wearing sneakers!
- I think he looks cool and handsome.

308
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:32,329
I think he looks bloated!
I begged him to see my colonic guy.

309
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,499
Unlike you, I don't like guys
sticking stuff up my ass.

310
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,834
Oh, this is gonna be
a great night!

311
00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:39,753
- Turtle: Totally.
- I'm sorry, but, E,

312
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:43,131
if I knew you didn't have a date,
I could have totally found a friend for you.

313
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:44,341
Or you could have went with him.

314
00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:47,427
I'm sure you would've enjoyed it
more than your current date.

315
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:51,348
- I can be both their dates.
- Sorry, Kel. Johnny don't roll like that.

316
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,684
I say the more the merrier.

317
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,811
(Vince laughs)

318
00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,772
Yeah, thanks anyway, Kel.
I'm meeting somebody there.

319
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,316
- A friend.
- Vince: Awww, E!

320
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:04,486
- He's not gay, is he?
- Uh, no.

321
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,822
All right, here we are.
Let's do this!

322
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:08,949
- Yeah, baby!
- (cheering)

323
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,000
(pop song playing)

324
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,139
Man:
Vince, Vince!

325
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,349
Can we ask you
some questions?

326
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,728
Yo yo yo!
Johnny Chase!

327
00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:40,731
Johnny, are you
alone tonight, Johnny?

328
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:44,693
Well, if having basically a world-class
fashion model on your arm

329
00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:46,862
is considered being alone,
then yeah.

330
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:50,198
- What's your name?
- Kelly. What's yours?

331
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,868
All right, come on.
Over here.

332
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,370
I'll meet you inside.
I just want to find the Kleins.

333
00:15:55,538 --> 00:15:58,498
You're being a little obsessive, baby.
You might want to tone it down a bit.

334
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,667
Okay, freak. I thought
you wanted us to be friends.

335
00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:02,711
Friends,
not Siamese ass-buddies.

336
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:06,173
Look, she already flaked on you once.
I just don't want you to get hurt.

337
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:09,426
Actually Marlo told me that it was
Andrew that insisted on canceling

338
00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:12,346
so maybe you should be careful.
Sweetie, I'll meet you inside.

339
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,056
Okay, all right.

340
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,725
I can't wait to see it.
I am so excited.

341
00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,728
Turtle here slipped me some dailies
and they were unbelievable.

342
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,230
- Jamie!
- I'm just kidding.

343
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,691
- I'm just kidding, Marty.
- Who's Turtle?

344
00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:27,903
- Uh, he's my boyfriend.
- How you doing?

345
00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:31,239
- Just Turtle?
- Yeah, like Madonna.

346
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,284
I let her call me Sal,
but only her.

347
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,411
That's sweet.

348
00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:39,247
(cheering)

349
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:51,134
Thank you, Gordon.
Thank you so much.

350
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,303
Thanks for coming, guys.
Enjoy the movie.

351
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,058
- Wow.
- Hello.

352
00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,810
- You look amazing.
- Thank you.

353
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,645
- You look great.
- Thank you.

354
00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:04,314
- We still get to sit next to each other?
- I suppose.

355
00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,441
Can we do that?
Thank you very much.

356
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,653
I am so proud of this movie,
but mostly just thankful to Marty.

357
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,571
- Vinnie!
- Oh, look, it's my agent!

358
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,782
Hey, I'll talk to you later, man.
All right.

359
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,742
- Thanks, man.
- Nice of you to join us.

360
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,328
I am here and I am
all about you.

361
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,288
So you ready?

362
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,832
- I am.
- Okay, then,

363
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:24,668
let's go reintroduce you
to the world.

364
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:38,306
(big band music playing)

365
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,271
- Genius genius genius.
- Turtle: Yes.

366
00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:46,106
And I'm not ashamed
to admit it:

367
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,358
I'm proud to have a baby brother
to look up to.

368
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,153
- Aw, thank you, Johnny.
- I cannot walk three feet in this place

369
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,698
without being accosted by someone who
wants a piece of the new Vinnie Chase!

370
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,367
(groan of relief)
You guys, thanks for coming.

371
00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,537
- It means a lot to me, really.
- Wouldn't miss it for the world, Vin.

372
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,706
Excuse me, everybody.

373
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,793
- It means a lot that you're here too.
- Oh, thank you.

374
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:09,212
- Can I get anyone another drink?
- All: Good, I'm good.

375
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,965
I'm gonna come with you.
Are you sure you don't want anything?

376
00:18:12,133 --> 00:18:14,050
- Naw, we're good, thanks.
- No, thank you.

377
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,387
- They're really cute together.
- Baby, they're not together.

378
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:20,599
They are so. It doesn't matter
what they say, they are fully in love.

379
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:23,643
- Kinda like how we started?
- We were in lust.

380
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:27,063
- I'll take it.
- She said "were," past tense.

381
00:18:27,231 --> 00:18:30,484
We were in lust.
We are in love.

382
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,236
- Awwww.
- What a country.

383
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,324
Thank you.

384
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:38,867
- Hello.
- What can I get for you?

385
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,578
I would like a glass of merlot
and he will have...

386
00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:44,247
a Belvedere on the rocks
with two limes.

387
00:18:44,415 --> 00:18:46,875
- You think you know me so well, huh?
- Don't I?

388
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:48,710
Eric?

389
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:51,004
Ashley!
Hey, hi.

390
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:52,839
Hi!
So I made it after all.

391
00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:55,509
Yeah, I see that.
This is Sloan.

392
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,761
Hi.

393
00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,179
Yeah, um...

394
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,223
lucky me had
a friend at C.A.A.

395
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,391
Who had an extra ticket
so that's why I'm here.

396
00:19:03,559 --> 00:19:05,268
- That's great, that's great.
- Yeah.

397
00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:08,730
- (clears throat)
- E, I'm gonna go back to the table.

398
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,525
- Okay.
- Okay. See you.

399
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,280
- "E"?
- Uh, yeah, it's what my friends call me.

400
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:19,032
- So she's a friend?
- Yeah.

401
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:23,286
- Are you here together?
- Yes, as friends.

402
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:24,746
Oh.

403
00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:28,166
And technically
I'm still working.

404
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:31,670
- I-I understand.
- So I should probably get back to Vince.

405
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:34,631
- Oh, okay.
- But I'll call you later.

406
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,383
- Okay.
- Okay.

407
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,468
- I'll see ya.
- I'll see ya.

408
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:41,304
There was no way that
I was giving up my seat

409
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:44,266
for this woman's
"manicure emergency."

410
00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:46,768
And she was spewing venom
and then Marlo...

411
00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:50,730
I marched right over, I dump her purse out
and I smashed her Gucci sunglasses.

412
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,149
Hilarious. I wouldn't want to be
on your bad side.

413
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,610
Oh no, the entire salon
erupts in applause.

414
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:58,071
- This woman was such a nightmare.
- Horrible!

415
00:19:58,239 --> 00:20:00,282
I'm glad you guys had fun.

416
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,951
Would you guys
excuse me for a second?

417
00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:07,581
What is with him?
Such a wet rag!

418
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,625
Oh, Ari! How would you feel
about the four of us,

419
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,669
Cabo for New Year's Eve?

420
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:16,631
Fuck New Year's Eve. It's overrated,
overpriced. I'm gonna be right back.

421
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:19,301
- Well, they suck. Mm-hmm.
- They do.

422
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,310
- You look lost.
- Hey, where is everybody?

423
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,520
- Off with their girls.
- Ahh.

424
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:33,523
- Are you all right?
- I've been better.

425
00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:36,151
- Not going well with Sloan?
- I don't even know where she is.

426
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,153
- And Ashley's here.
- Ashley?

427
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,989
- Yeah, she showed up.
- Wow, she likes you.

428
00:20:41,157 --> 00:20:44,367
- Seems like it.
- But you still love Sloan.

429
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,661
I'm a mess.

430
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,414
- Tell her.
- I don't know where she is.

431
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,042
I do.

432
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:04,054
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.

433
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:06,056
E, this is Gregg;
Gregg, E.

434
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,223
- Hey.
- Hey.

435
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,309
You mind if I steal her
for a minute?

436
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,354
- Do you mind?
- I will be right back.

437
00:21:14,231 --> 00:21:16,733
- Who's that jerkoff?
- That's my cousin.

438
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,568
- Really?
- Yeah.

439
00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,195
Oh, sorry.

440
00:21:20,363 --> 00:21:24,282
So who was the child
with the bad attitude?

441
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,118
- It's nobody.
- How old is she?

442
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,537
- She's 24. I'm sorry about that.
- It's okay.

443
00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:32,165
- No, that was rude.
- It was rude.

444
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,878
Sloan, look, I didn't want you
to come here tonight as my friend.

445
00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:39,422
- I miss you.
- Oh, Eric, don't.

446
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,758
I know I screwed up.
I was a shitty boyfriend.

447
00:21:41,926 --> 00:21:45,095
You used me as storage.
I mean, you moved in for a week

448
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:47,555
- and then left.
- I know that was all my fault.

449
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,474
But things are different now.

450
00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,643
I finally moved into a place...
a place that you found for me.

451
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:55,397
Eric, you moved in this morning.
I can't just jump back in.

452
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:59,025
But I don't know if I can
be just friends with you.

453
00:21:59,193 --> 00:22:01,361
Well, then for now...

454
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:03,738
let's not be.

455
00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,956
(sighs)

456
00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:19,921
- What are you doing?
- Ari.

457
00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,590
- Andrew: Look, I'm sorry.
- How long has this been going on?

458
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,093
I don't know, it wasn't then it was.
It just happened.

459
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,803
- Jesus.
- Don't judge me.

460
00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:30,724
Don't judge you? I gave you everything
and this is how you repay me?

461
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,935
- This is not about you.
- In so many fucking ways it is.

462
00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:37,647
I know you didn't have the temptation
at your last job like I put in front of you,

463
00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:40,275
but at the end of the day,
she's just another young girl

464
00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,986
who's trying to make a name for herself
and you're just another old fuck

465
00:22:43,154 --> 00:22:45,989
who's going to have
to take a pill to keep up with her.

466
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:49,534
- It has to end!
- What is wrong with you two?

467
00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,412
I thought the whole purpose
of this was to spend time together.

468
00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:54,039
So let's get your asses

469
00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,623
- out on the dance floor!
- Let's go!

470
00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,333
Come on!

471
00:22:57,501 --> 00:23:00,420
- (laughing)
- You guys see what I'm saying, right?

472
00:23:00,588 --> 00:23:03,798
Yes, we can all see that you're
obsessed with Seth Rogen.

473
00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,342
- Vince: Seriously.
- I just want answers.

474
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,595
- Would you bang him?
- I said no!

475
00:23:08,763 --> 00:23:12,432
- Huh-uh.
- Kelly, why aren't you answering?

476
00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,268
'Cause I kinda
did bang Seth Rogen.

477
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:17,479
- (all groan)
- What?!

478
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,190
- Oh good Lord.
- (phone ringing)

479
00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,776
- Oop, it's Ashley.
- Sassy Ashley.

480
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,361
- Pick it up!
- Give the guy a minute to be sad.

481
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,906
- He had the whole ride over here.
- Answer it.

482
00:23:28,074 --> 00:23:29,699
You might want to
save her for later.

483
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:32,368
(rings)

484
00:23:32,536 --> 00:23:34,871
- Hello.
- Eric, hi.

485
00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,664
I've been feeling awful.

486
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:39,334
I'm sorry I just ambushed you
at the party

487
00:23:39,502 --> 00:23:42,837
and was rude.
Just, I was nervous and drunk

488
00:23:43,005 --> 00:23:45,715
- and, you know, it's no excuse.
- That's okay.

489
00:23:45,883 --> 00:23:48,551
Mmm, look what I found!

490
00:23:48,719 --> 00:23:51,054
- You forgive me?
- Yeah.

491
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:53,473
- Good.
- And I just found your bracelet.

492
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,767
Oh my God,
are you serious?

493
00:23:57,186 --> 00:24:00,105
You want to bring it over?

494
00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,524
Yeah, okay.

495
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,567
Well, I'll see you soon.

496
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,656
(sighs)

497
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:11,908
I'm gonna bring it to her.

498
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:13,701
- Good.
- Way to bounce back.

499
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,537
Very impressive.

500
00:24:15,704 --> 00:24:17,872
You think it'd be weird
if I thought about Sloan?

501
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:19,499
- Yes.
- Hell yeah.

502
00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:21,251
- Yes!
- Do what you gotta do.

503
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,836
- Yes!
- Naw!

504
00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,921
I think about her all the time
when I'm doing it.

505
00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:28,174
- Not with me you won't!
- No, unfortunately,

506
00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:30,218
I'll be thinking about you
and "Superbad."

507
00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,262
Get over it.
I was really drunk.

508
00:24:32,429 --> 00:24:34,806
- Okay.
- (laughter)

509
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:36,891
- You guys have a good night.
- Night!

510
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:38,518
- Have a good time.
- You stud!

511
00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:40,061
Go get 'em, tiger!

512
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:45,191
- (laughing)
- (phone beeps)

513
00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:55,034
(pop song playing)

514
00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:21,037
(music ends)