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(theme music playing)

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In box office news
Martin Scorsese's "Gatsby" is at the top,

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hauling in an impressive
$37.8 million.

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And earning rave reviews
for its star Vinnie Chase.

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In other news, Britney Spears
has a new boyfriend... meet Rocky.

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- (phone rings)
- Yes, Rocky.

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That's the name
of Britney's new dog...

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- Hello?
- I'm still tingling from the weekend.

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- Who is it?
- It's Ari. It's okay, go back to sleep.

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Wow, you pay for that or is there someone
that would actually bang you for free?

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What's going on, Ari?
You just calling to recap?

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No, I got a late-night email. Darabont just
got hit with a monsoon on Malta.

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- Jesus, is he all right?
- He's fine, but the sets aren't.

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They're gonna push
"Ferrari" 12 weeks.

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What are we supposed
to do for 12 weeks?

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Enjoy life, what else?

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And snap some below-the-belt
photos of that partner of yours

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and send them over here.
I am bored.

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- You wish. Later.
- Later.

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- You're bored?
- It was a joke, baby.

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You know I'm never bored here.
Now gimme something.

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What time is it?

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I don't know, my cock
doesn't wear a watch.

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- Ari!
- (phone ringing)

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Jesus Christ,
what time is it?

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That's the home line.
No one calls me on the home line, baby.

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Oh my God, I hope
it's not my father!

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- Hello?
- Hi, it's Marlo.

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I'm sorry to bother you so late,
but I don't know where Andrew is.

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He's never not come home
before midnight

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and I don't know.
Does Ari know anything maybe?

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Hold on just a second.
It's Marlo.

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Andrew's not home.
Do you know where he is?

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Clients, meetings...
eating,

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signing... what?
I don't know.

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I'm sorry, Marlo.
He doesn't know.

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No, it's okay.
I'm sorry to have woken you.

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Please, don't worry
about it.

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And please call us as soon
as you hear from him.

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I will, thanks.

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I hope something
didn't happen.

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- I'm sure he's fine.
- Why are you so sure?

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- What?
- Is Andrew having an affair?

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The guy is missing...

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and-and your-your first
instinct is to say...

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he could be lying
in a ditch somewhere.

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I got a weird feeling
when we were out with him.

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Baby, Andrew Klein
is a true family man.

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He is the last guy
in the world to have an affair.

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Besides me.

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(sighs) So what am I gonna do
for the next three months?

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- Whatever you want, bro.
- I wanted to get back to work.

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- You could come to class with me.
- I don't want to do schoolwork.

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- You could travel.
- True. How about Paris?

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- With who?
- You guys.

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Four dudes in Paris
is not quite

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the "Last Tango" moment
I think you're looking for, bro.

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- I always wanted to see the pyramids.
- In Paris?!

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Morocco, you idiot.
Maybe you want to add a geography class.

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I knew that, Drama.
I thought Vince was confused.

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- You guys want to hit the Mideast?
- I'd love to, bro.

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You know nothing turns me on
like a tan chick in a burka.

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But I got work
and it's a big week.

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Johnny Chase is about
to get a love interest.

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- Mail-order bride?
- On the show, wiseass.

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And don't be bitter
just because I'll be spending the day

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test-driving the lips
of some of Hollywood's finest actresses

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- to find my match.
- We won't be bitter... but they might.

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Insults from a man
who's being taken

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back-to-school shopping
by his starlet girlfriend.

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I'm sorry I got an actress who's
not just my pretend girlfriend.

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Okay okay, these two are out,
but you and me...

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- we're free to travel the globe.
- No, I'm not.

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- Why not?
- Because I've got to work.

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- On what?
- What are you so busy with?

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Uh, the business.

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Come on, E, what do you
really have to do?

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I got a stack of scripts to read.
I got... I got demo reels.

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- (mocking) I got... I got...
- Are you guys kidding me?

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Remember when you guys used
to make fun of me like this?

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Yeah, that made sense.

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Wow, I got all the money
in the world and all the free time

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and no one to play with.
You guys suck!

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- Sorry, Vin.
- Sorry, bro.

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No, it's okay.
You go better yourself, Turtle.

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- Hi, guys.
- Hello. Hey, Nikki.

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- How's it going?
- Hey, Nikki,

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- what are you doing today?
- Working.

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Aw, too bad.
I was hoping we could hang.

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I can see if someone
can cover my shift.

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Ah, a true friend.

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Andrew Klein!

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Where the hell
is Andrew Klein?

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Conference room.

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This department,
believe it or not,

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in this economy is
up staggering...

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Everybody out!

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Except you.
Quickly, go.

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Last one out's out of a job.
Let's go!

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- What's up, Ari?
- Your wife called my wife.

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- What?
- Last night

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your wife called my wife
looking for you.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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I was out.
I was trying to sign Aaron Sorkin.

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At 1:00 AM?
He is sober now, so bullshit.

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Okay.

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(sighs)
I was with Lizzie.

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- I know.
- But I was ending it.

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- Don't you dare lie to me.
- On the life of my kids, Ari.

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I thought about my family,
my career... I ended it.

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You put me
in a really bad spot.

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I lied to my wife.
15 years, I've been faithful.

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I don't want the stress
of an affair without the fun of the pussy.

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It's over, Ari!

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I'm sorry.

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(sighs)

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- Ari: You okay?
- Yeah.

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What about Lizzie?
How'd she take it?

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She's okay, you know,
she's a career gal.

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- She... she doesn't want to screw this up.
- Good.

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- I was serious about Sorkin.
- You signed him?

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- I'm working on it.
- He say anything about me?

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- He still hates your guts.
- (laughs)

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Listen, we got
Schwimmer today.

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- I want him back on the tube.
- I'll do my best.

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Do better than that.

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- Hey, Jane.
- Mr. Murphy.

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- Any calls?
- No.

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Oh, actually,
DIRECTV called.

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- Your high-def channels are in.
- Cool.

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- Yeah.
- Thanks.

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(sighs)

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(distant siren blares)

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Hi, I'm an actor
and this is my reel.

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Jesus.

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(knocks)

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- Yeah?
- Ashley Brooks is on the phone.

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- Oh great, put her through.
- Yeah.

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(beeps)

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- Hello!
- Hey, what are you doing?

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Working away.

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I wanted to see if you
wanted to have lunch.

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- Yeah, totally. You ready now?
- It's 10:00.

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- Yeah, I guess it is.
- You miss me, don't you?

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- Maybe.
- Well, I'm bored anyway.

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- Can you get out?
- I'm the boss, Eric.

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I can do what I want.
I'll see you in a few.

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See you in a few.

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Hello, ladies.

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It's a pleasure to see
you all today.

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Johnny Chase.
A pleasure.

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Hi there.
Johnny Chase.

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How's everything?
Ready?

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Not too nervous, I hope?
Don't be.

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We're gonna have fun.
But we may do this a few times,

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so... get your Chapstick ready.
(smacks lips)

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- Timmy!
- Hey, Johnny, thanks for coming in.

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No, Timmy, thank you.
Thank Eddie Burns.

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Thank everyone, really.
For three years I've wanted nothing more

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than to show my range with
a solid female character to play off of.

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- Now I believe I can do that.
- Love the confidence.

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We should have done this
a long time ago.

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We talked about it, but the network
was resistant to the idea.

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- Really, why?
- They didn't think the audience

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would believe
you could get laid.

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I'm kidding.
Drama, I'm kidding.

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Timbo... you!

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But seriously,
keep it in the gym

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because the network wants
more sexy this season, less flannel.

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I'll do 24 eps shirtless.

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Okay, good.
Let's bring in the first girl.

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- Let's.
- Everybody, this is Megan.

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Hi, Megan.
A pleasure.

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Hi, Megan.
Action!

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Cut!
Thank you.

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Next!

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- I feel weird.
- Hm-mm. You look cute.

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- I look like Chuck Bass.
- You've been paying attention.

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Yeah.

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If you want to be taken
seriously at school,

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you gotta look serious.

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- Somewhat serious.
- Thank you.

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- (cell phone ringing)
- I thought you turned that off.

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It might have popped
back on in my pocket. Oh, it's Vince.

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- Yo, Vince, what up?
- Nothing. I'm bored.

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I called you three times,
you didn't pick up.

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Jamie made me shut it off
so I could focus on clothes.

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- Which he still won't do.
- What happened to Nikki?

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- Her friend could only cover one shift.
- You wanna come hang with us?

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Uh uh uh!
Vince, you know I love you,

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but this guy hates to shop and I have
been trying to get him clothes for a week,

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so please just give me a couple of hours
and then he's all yours, okay?

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All right, you got it. No worries. I'm sure
I can find some way to amuse myself.

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I'm sure you will.
Goodbye.

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- Okay, let's go find pants.
- Okay.

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- Sure you can't stay?
- Yeah, I gotta go back to work.

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- I can come back later.
- I don't know what I'm doing later.

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Could it be better
than this?

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Probably not.

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- Ari: Well?
- Lloyd: I'm down six lbs.

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- Wow.
- Does it show?

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Yes, Lloyd, you're half
the man you used to be.

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And you were only half a man
when you started, so bravo.

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- What happens when I make weight?
- When you're actually

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presentable in public,
your real training will begin.

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- Ari?
- Yes!

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Can I talk to you
for a moment?

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Sure, if you remind me
who you are.

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- Lizzie Grant, Ari.
- From the TV department.

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TV people usually don't
make it this far west.

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- Could I just have one minute?
- Uh...

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sure.
Lloyd, uh, close the door.

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Thank you.

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- What is this about?
- I need to apologize.

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I don't even know you,
so I can't imagine

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what you could possibly have
to apologize to me about.

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I know you know
about Andrew and me, Ari.

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- I thought it was over.
- It is.

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- So what's to know?
- I thought I owed you an explanation.

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What you owe me is
two weeks of my life back!

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I am very sorry.
It was a stupid mistake.

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"It was a stupid mistake"...
that is your explanation?

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Then coming in here
was even stupider.

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- Okay, what can I do?
- Yourjob, and do it well.

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I work hard, Ari.
This hasn't affected my job.

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- It has affected my perception of yourjob.
- That's not fair.

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Well, life isn't fair
so don't fucking cry about it.

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- I don't cry.
- If this isn't over, it's only a matter of time

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before this office and the whole town's
perception of you changes.

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- Then I will make up for it.
- Good, start today

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in the meeting with Schwimmer...
do yourjob, nothing else.

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Not a problem.

233
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,864
Lloyd, come in here.

234
00:12:21,032 --> 00:12:22,533
Yes, Mr. Gold?

235
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,410
I want you to keep an eye
on Andrew Klein.

236
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,538
- Keep my eyes on him how?
- Pretend he's Zac Efron's ball sack.

237
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:31,041
And find me if you spot
anything strange.

238
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,879
(beeps)

239
00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:37,464
(knocks)

240
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:41,009
- Yeah?
- Mr. Murphy, Ashley is here to see you.

241
00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:43,345
- Okay, send her in.
- Mm-hmm.

242
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:46,557
Well, hello, Mr. Murphy!

243
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,016
Hello there.

244
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,604
- What's with the fossil?
- Shhh.

245
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,857
- She's nice.
- Well, my grandmother is nice

246
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,942
but I wouldn't hire her
to be the first face

247
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,694
people see when they
come to my business.

248
00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,529
- Don't be mean.
- I'm sorry.

249
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,740
- The place is great.
- Thank you.

250
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,618
I can see why you get bored here
all by yourself though.

251
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,538
- I don't get bored.
- Well, lonely then.

252
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,790
Eh, maybe a little.

253
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:15,043
- Well, I brought you a present.
- Really? What's the occasion?

254
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,129
I didn't want my employees
thinking I was slacking,

255
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,047
so I told them I had
a potential buyer's meeting.

256
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,216
Oh, thank you very much.

257
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,386
- This is nice.
- Is it safe to sit here?

258
00:13:24,554 --> 00:13:26,722
- Safe?
- I don't know.

259
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,434
I don't want to sit somewhere where one
of your other girls has "visited" you.

260
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,728
- Oh, come on, I don't do that.
- Never?

261
00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:34,271
No!
I work here.

262
00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,857
So you want
to go to lunch?

263
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,942
- It's still early.
- So what do you want to do?

264
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,404
- You.
- Jane is right outside that door.

265
00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:44,448
- What, could she even hear?
- Yes!

266
00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,826
- With the way you scream?
- I'll hold back.

267
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,627
Okay, cut!
Great.

268
00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,837
Shirley, that was excellent.
Thank you.

269
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,590
Yeah, thank you, Shirley.
Great stuff, great stuff.

270
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,925
Bravo.

271
00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:05,594
- What did you think, Drama?
- I thought she sucked.

272
00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,096
- I thought they all sucked.
- All right, calm down.

273
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,890
Where are we getting
these girls from anyway?

274
00:14:10,058 --> 00:14:11,892
We put a call out to all
the modeling agencies.

275
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,393
Models?!

276
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,104
- That's what this was... a model search?
- The network wants a model.

277
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:17,814
Am I the only one
who was horrified?

278
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:20,400
I had zero chemistry
with these "models."

279
00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:23,320
Do you know why?
Because they could be out-acted by lint.

280
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,072
- But they're sexy.
- So what?

281
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,075
I made out with 15 of them...
not one of them made me draw wood.

282
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:31,119
You know why?
Because I'm attracted to talent.

283
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,831
Maybe the storyline
just isn't working.

284
00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:36,375
What?
No no, Timmy, Timmy,

285
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:39,002
it works great. We just gotta get
a real actress in here.

286
00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,296
- I'll call Eddie Burns.
- No no no,

287
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,632
I'll call Eddie Burns.
In fact,

288
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,134
I'll go visit Eddie Burns,
face to face.

289
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,639
Andrew:
No, you made all the right moves.

290
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:52,641
I know that you love
the directing thing,

291
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,601
I know you love doing
the theater thing,

292
00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,937
but I think that
this is the right time

293
00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,357
- to get back into TV.
- Look, I'm not totally ruling it out.

294
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,734
It's just if I'm going
to do another series,

295
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,821
it's gotta be something fresh,
it's gotta be something original.

296
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,156
And the stuff I'm hearing,
I'm just not loving.

297
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:11,368
No worries. We'll just keep telling you
stuff until you hear something you love.

298
00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,453
Okay, let's go.
Trish, what do you got?

299
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:17,040
"Out There."
It's a traditional family sitcom.

300
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,168
You'd play a neurotic
funny dad who captains his entire family

301
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:22,212
- on a cruise around the world.
- (laughs)

302
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,840
Wow, so it's kind of like
"Raymond" meets "The Love Boat."

303
00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:26,216
- Yes!
- Oh, cool.

304
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,177
Or I just shoot myself
in the fucking face right now.

305
00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:32,723
Don't you dare touch that punim,
David Schwimmer, my favorite "Friend."

306
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,350
Wow, this is a first.
Remember when I signed here

307
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:36,810
how you said you'd
be in all my meetings?

308
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:37,978
Yeah.

309
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,063
- That was a good one.
- What else we got?

310
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,190
- Raj, what do you got?
- "Neurosis."

311
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:45,360
It's about a neurotic guy
who is allergic to everything.

312
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,237
It's really funny.

313
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:53,160
They want Pamela Anderson
for the hot neighbor with a cat...

314
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,870
who may or may not talk.

315
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,874
- Do you guys validate?
- (laughter)

316
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,959
No.
All right, Lizzie, go ahead.

317
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:04,087
Personally, David, I would like to see you
do something different.

318
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:08,383
We all know you can play neurotic,
but you're kind of this big strapping guy.

319
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,512
"Guys in Blue."
It's a detective show,

320
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,222
but it's half hour
single-camera.

321
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:18,310
It's a comedy with edge
and you wouldn't be the pushover.

322
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,896
In fact, you would
kind of be the jerk.

323
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:24,232
But it's really funny and it has a lot more
heart than you would expect.

324
00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,819
- We haven't met yet, have we?
- No. Hi.

325
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,530
David, this is Lizzie Grant,
new junior agent.

326
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,199
- Lizzie? Hi.
- Yeah, hi.

327
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,534
- We actually spoke on the phone once.
- We did?

328
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,953
Oh, right right!
You're from Chicago.

329
00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,747
- Yes!
- She went to Northwestern.

330
00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,083
- Come on, seriously?
- Yeah.

331
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,127
You actually gave the commencement
speech at my graduation.

332
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,922
- It was really good.
- Oh, thank you.

333
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,632
I... I worked
really hard on that.

334
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,717
Of course you did.
You're David Schwimmer.

335
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:52,010
You work hard on everything.

336
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,762
I didn't picture you like this
from your voice.

337
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,305
Yeah, I get that a lot.

338
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:57,891
No, I mean, not that you have
a weird voice.

339
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:00,686
It's just... I mean,
you have a lovely voice.

340
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,438
Oh, thank you.

341
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:10,278
- Well, this is officially awkward.
- (all laugh)

342
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,947
You know what,
Andrew, Ari?

343
00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:15,784
I really appreciate all
of your time and your ideas,

344
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:19,079
especially you, Raj,
but I think Lizzie really...

345
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:21,331
really is getting
what I'm going for,

346
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,500
so why don't we
just break this up?

347
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:25,794
And, Lizzie, why don't
you and I grab some lunch,

348
00:17:25,962 --> 00:17:27,295
- talk about it some more?
- Uh...

349
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,381
That is a great idea.
You guys go grab some lunch...

350
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,174
I don't know why they
just can't stay here.

351
00:17:31,342 --> 00:17:33,593
Because I'm starving
and you're boring.

352
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,346
(all laugh)

353
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:37,848
Lizzie, why don't we take
a drive to the beach?

354
00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:39,349
Yeah, sounds great.

355
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,685
- You guys enjoy yourselves.
- Thanks.

356
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,437
Have a good meeting.

357
00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:46,648
Hi, I can't believe
you were there for that speech.

358
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,319
- What kind of name is Kanarchy?
- That's her last name.

359
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:54,030
- No, it's Kanarchy Lewis.
- I have no idea.

360
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:55,657
- This is awful.
- Tell me about it.

361
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,868
I've read 10 scripts this week.
They're all awful.

362
00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,704
Good thing you have Vince.
You don't really have to read any of these.

363
00:18:00,872 --> 00:18:02,622
- (knocks)
- Jane: Mr. Murphy?

364
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,000
- Yeah?
- Uh... oh, it's locked.

365
00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,460
Well, I'm working!
What's up?

366
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,379
Don't yell at her.
You'll give her a heart attack.

367
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,673
Vince is on the phone.
He insists on talking to you.

368
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,176
Uh... okay, put him through.

369
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,511
- (phone beeps)
- Hello!

370
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:17,679
Hey, what are you doing?

371
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,848
I'm working.
What do you think I'm doing?

372
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,017
- Jane said Ashley's there.
- So?

373
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,685
Uh-huh.
Nothing.

374
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,854
Hey, how come you're not
on this Facebook thing?

375
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,481
Uh, because I'm an adult.

376
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,399
- How come you are?
- Nikki showed it to me.

377
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,527
I set up my profile
and I already got 74 friend requests.

378
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,863
- Jesus.
- Yeah. It's kind of amazing.

379
00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:38,074
- You remember Kimberly Kirsch?
- No.

380
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:41,203
Yeah, neither do I, but apparently I was her
first kiss in fifth grade.

381
00:18:41,370 --> 00:18:43,413
She's got four kids now,
but she still looks hot.

382
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,874
- Okay, have fun.
- Hey... you think it's a bad idea

383
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,751
if I invite one
of my new friends over?

384
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:49,544
- Oh, shut up!
- She's really cute...

385
00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:52,005
college grad, lots of
respectable-looking friends,

386
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,216
all of whom say
very nice things about her.

387
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:57,052
- Vince, please don't get killed!
- I'm playing with you.

388
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:00,055
Okay. Are you good?
Because I should get back to work.

389
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,682
E, I'm great.
And you should lighten up. Life's good.

390
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,810
- Just look over at Ashley.
- (chuckles)

391
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:07,562
- All right, I'll talk to you later.
- Later.

392
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:09,564
- Everything okay?
- He's happy.

393
00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,441
He found Facebook.

394
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:13,443
- And what about you?
- Right now I am.

395
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:14,861
I'm glad I could help.

396
00:19:15,029 --> 00:19:17,197
Maybe we should make this
a daily occurrence.

397
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:20,367
If we made this a daily occurrence,
I'd be working at J Crew

398
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,536
and you'd be managing
the biggest loser.

399
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,080
- Well, at least he's working.
- What's wrong?

400
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,916
Eh, nothing. I just really don't know
what I'm doing here.

401
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,835
What do you mean?
I don't understand.

402
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,380
I mean that I come here
every day so I feel like I have purpose,

403
00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:36,258
but the truth is last year
Vince's career exploded

404
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,260
and the rest of my business
imploded.

405
00:19:38,427 --> 00:19:39,845
But you have Vince.

406
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,930
Yeah, but what do I have
here in this office?

407
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:44,432
- Jane?
- Yeah.

408
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,310
You know, I never really knew how
to make this a real business.

409
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,437
I was always good
at helping Vince move forward,

410
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,439
not very good at helping
myself move forward.

411
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:55,485
But, Eric, you have Vince!
Do you know how lucky you are?

412
00:19:55,653 --> 00:19:59,781
Two years ago I was managing
a grocery store to pay my bills.

413
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,701
And you have the freedom
that most people suffer for.

414
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,995
Don't take it for granted.

415
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,330
Yeah...

416
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:10,500
So?
What do you really want?

417
00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,671
I don't know.

418
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:17,340
Hey, buddy,
how'd your lunch go?

419
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:20,176
It was going great till
your new TV head crashed it.

420
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,262
- What?
- Yeah, what a freak.

421
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,848
- We were having such a good time.
- I'm sorry about that, David.

422
00:20:25,016 --> 00:20:27,392
I'm sure he was just feeling
protective of a young agent.

423
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,896
Bullshit. He's either fucking her
or he's trying to.

424
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,480
- Isn't he married?
- Yes!

425
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,190
Well, someone
should tell him.

426
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:37,193
Anyway, I like her and I like the idea.
We should set up a meeting.

427
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,113
- You got it, man.
- And, you know, Ari, I'm really pissed.

428
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:43,491
I couldn't even eat dessert knowing
I wasn't going to fuck that girl today.

429
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,702
I'm sorry about that.
I'll see you, David.

430
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,996
- Mr. Gold, Mr. Gold!
- What what?!

431
00:20:48,164 --> 00:20:49,915
I think something strange is
happening with Andrew Klein.

432
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,166
Why?

433
00:20:51,334 --> 00:20:53,293
Because he's sitting in
his car in the parking garage.

434
00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,337
- Doing what?
- His back was to me

435
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:58,214
so I can't be sure,
but he seemed to be... weeping.

436
00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,426
- Go lose more weight, Lloyd.
- What?

437
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,637
Go lose more weight.
Now!

438
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,991
What the fuck
are you doing?

439
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:26,618
Please please,
don't be mad at me.

440
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,703
- Don't be mad at you?
- I'm having a meltdown.

441
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,538
Are you my friend?

442
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,707
I mean, I'm having
a meltdown.

443
00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:35,919
You're melting me down,
both personally and at work.

444
00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,879
- No. No, I'm not.
- You're not?

445
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:40,590
You didn't bust in
on the David Schwimmer lunch?

446
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,968
Yes, and Schwimmer
is doing the show!

447
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,720
- He's doing it, Ari!
- He said he was going to do TV?

448
00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,890
Yeah yeah, but I couldn't just let
him fuck her. Yes, he's doing TV.

449
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,309
And... and Sorkin
is coming in.

450
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,269
Okay?
He's right there.

451
00:21:53,437 --> 00:21:56,356
- Are you kidding?
- No, I'm killing it for you at work!

452
00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,316
- You know...
- (honks)

453
00:21:58,484 --> 00:22:00,443
Shit.

454
00:22:00,611 --> 00:22:02,654
And I tried to keep my wife
away from your wife.

455
00:22:02,822 --> 00:22:05,615
- I didn't mean for any of this to happen.
- You said that it was over.

456
00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:07,492
I thought it was,
but look at me!

457
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,703
Look...

458
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,747
can you just be my friend?
Tell me what to do. (sniffles)

459
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,629
Think about your kids.

460
00:22:19,797 --> 00:22:21,965
Think about
how you want them

461
00:22:22,133 --> 00:22:23,925
to think about their dad.

462
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:27,762
Do you want them to think
that you spent your life as a liar?

463
00:22:35,938 --> 00:22:38,648
- I'm telling you, they were bush leaguers.
- Drama, please, calm down.

464
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:41,276
If you were there, you'd be freaking out too.
It was awful.

465
00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:44,446
Oh really? Because my wife is friends
with one of the girls that came in...

466
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:47,615
Stacy... she said you
made her do 25 takes, man.

467
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:50,452
Well, I gave them all
a fair look.

468
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:52,829
Look, I'm trying to make
a movie here, all right?

469
00:22:52,997 --> 00:22:55,415
Eddie, I know you've moved on
from our little TV effort,

470
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,834
and are content to just
receive a no-show paycheck,

471
00:22:58,002 --> 00:23:01,087
but I'm still here, trying to make sure
those paychecks keep coming in for you.

472
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:03,673
And I appreciate that.
But this thing shoots on Thursday

473
00:23:03,841 --> 00:23:05,592
and we gotta
lock somebody down, man.

474
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:07,969
- Do another casting session.
- There's not enough time.

475
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,013
Let's make an offer out
to some known actresses.

476
00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:12,182
- A known actress? Like who?
- Natalie Portman.

477
00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,517
Get the fuck out of here.
You're not going to get Natalie Portman.

478
00:23:14,685 --> 00:23:17,103
- Rachel McAdams.
- Dude, you are clearly lost

479
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,314
in another one of your
delusional daydreams.

480
00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:22,776
It's one scene in one episode
of a middling NBC drama.

481
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:27,197
Look, I'm sorry, but we're not going to get
a big-name actress for that part.

482
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:32,118
- Come on, Turtle, hurry up.
- I'll be right out.

483
00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:34,204
- Absolutely not!
- Why?

484
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:35,830
For so many reasons.
The first one being

485
00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:37,332
I don't want your tongue
in my girlfriend's mouth.

486
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:38,917
It's just acting!

487
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:42,337
I know where your tongue's been
and I have to act like I'm not horrified.

488
00:23:42,505 --> 00:23:44,506
Turtle, I've never really
asked you for anything,

489
00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:46,883
'cause you've never really
had anything worth asking for,

490
00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:49,135
but now I'm asking you as
a friend if you would please

491
00:23:49,303 --> 00:23:51,054
just ask Jamie if she
would consider it?

492
00:23:51,222 --> 00:23:52,680
I can't do it.

493
00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,557
This is really really
important to me, Turtle.

494
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:56,226
Really important, please!

495
00:23:56,393 --> 00:23:59,020
Come on, baby, let's go.
I want to see what you look like.

496
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,563
I'm coming.

497
00:24:00,731 --> 00:24:03,191
I love you, Drama, I just can't.
I'm sorry.

498
00:24:04,235 --> 00:24:06,986
(sighs)

499
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:11,407
(gasps)
I love that.

500
00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,243
Yeah?

501
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:14,786
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

502
00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,538
We're gonna
take everything.

503
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,082
Whoa whoa whoa.
No no no.

504
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:21,709
Um, I'm not letting you
buy all this.

505
00:24:21,877 --> 00:24:25,130
It's my pleasure. Besides, you're a student
now. You don't have any money.

506
00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,215
Actually, I...

507
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:30,385
- I got a little.
- Where'd you get that?

508
00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:32,345
- Vince.
- (cell phone ringing)

509
00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:34,722
Who is that?

510
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:37,725
Drama.

511
00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,561
Everything all right?

512
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:41,271
Yeah.

513
00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:42,939
Yeah?

514
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,243
(cell phone rings)

515
00:24:55,411 --> 00:24:57,745
- Hello?
- Andrew: I thought about what you said.

516
00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:00,790
I don't want to live a lie.
I don't want my kids to see that.

517
00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:03,585
- Good.
- I left Marlo, Ari.

518
00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:06,254
I was honest
and straightforward.

519
00:25:06,422 --> 00:25:09,257
But it won't affect work.
I wanted you to know.

520
00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:11,634
I'll call you later.

521
00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:25,565
- Hello!
- Hi.

522
00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,775
Hi, Daddy.
What are the flowers for?

523
00:25:27,943 --> 00:25:30,320
- They're for Mommy.
- Why, what'd you do?

524
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,947
Nothing. I wanted to show her my love.
Where is she?

525
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:35,533
- She's on the phone.
- Thanks, buddy.

526
00:25:37,745 --> 00:25:39,287
Mrs. Ari:
I d... I don't... okay.

527
00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:42,749
I am so sorry.
I'll talk to you later.

528
00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:45,710
- Hey, honey. What's going on?
- That was Marlo.

529
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:48,504
- Andrew left her.
- Jesus.

530
00:25:48,672 --> 00:25:50,506
He said that you
advised him to?

531
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:52,842
Baby, let's go to dinner
and we will talk about it.

532
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,969
I'd rather not.

533
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:58,348
Daddy's in trouble!
Daddy's in trouble!

534
00:26:01,352 --> 00:26:03,978
Drama: You think Jessica Alba would
do it if you call her?

535
00:26:04,146 --> 00:26:06,981
- No.
- Any shot you'd call Scarlett Jo?

536
00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:10,109
Uh... no.
Sorry, Johnny.

537
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,364
- I understand.
- Hey hey, look at this guy!

538
00:26:14,531 --> 00:26:16,824
- Very nice, Turtle.
- I did good, right?

539
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:20,161
- Eh.
- You don't think he looks nice?

540
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:22,872
Who knew you could find style
in the husky section?

541
00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,666
- (laughs)
- That's not nice.

542
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:26,709
He's not nice to me.
Why should I be nice to him?

543
00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:29,295
Oh yeah? Loaning out my girlfriend
to you isn't nice?

544
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,839
- What?
- Jamie: He asked me to do the show.

545
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,717
And believe me, I could tell
it was a struggle for him.

546
00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:36,844
- You asked her?
- It'll help you out, right?

547
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:40,223
You have no idea how much.
It's cool with you, Jamie?

548
00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:41,516
Yeah, it'll be fun.

549
00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:43,893
Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
And it's only one day.

550
00:26:44,061 --> 00:26:46,688
- Yeah. How many kisses?
- Like four...

551
00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:50,024
and the sex scene, but it's network
so it's not gonna be too graphic.

552
00:26:50,192 --> 00:26:52,860
- There's a sex scene now?
- I'm kidding!

553
00:26:53,028 --> 00:26:55,280
This is awesome!
Thank you so much. I appreciate it.

554
00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,198
- You're welcome.
- I just can't wait... ooh.

555
00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:59,284
- Save it.
- Come here, bro.

556
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,536
- Thanks a lot. I appreciate that.
- My pleasure.

557
00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:03,496
- You want a beer? I need a beer.
- Yes, now.

558
00:27:03,664 --> 00:27:05,581
- Yo.
- E: Yo.

559
00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:07,875
Vince:
Everything okay? What's wrong?

560
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:11,004
- Ah, I'm shutting down the business.
- The Murphy Group?

561
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:13,756
- Yep.
- It wasn't much of a group anyway.

562
00:27:13,924 --> 00:27:15,717
Come on, Johnny.
Why, what happened?

563
00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:19,220
The only reason I ever opened the office
in the first place was because I didn't think

564
00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:21,597
it'd look good having a guy
manage you from his kitchen.

565
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:25,101
My first manager didn't even have a
kitchen... a small studio and a hotplate.

566
00:27:25,269 --> 00:27:28,062
- (chuckles)
- E, don't worry about that. If you're happy...

567
00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:29,522
Well, I'm not.

568
00:27:29,690 --> 00:27:31,232
Is this cause we were making
fun of you this morning?

569
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,735
- We were just kidding.
- No, it's got nothing to do with that.

570
00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,486
The office is a joke.
I'm okay with it.

571
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:37,572
Great!
So sit back and enjoy some time off.

572
00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:40,074
I gotta say, a little hiatus
does a body good.

573
00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:43,578
An extended vacation, E, then you figure
out what the next big move is.

574
00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:47,915
Hear hear! To little people who
dream of doing big things.

575
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,751
- Such a jerk.
- Come on, we'll hit Paris,

576
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:52,420
- hang out till the movie starts.
- Naw, I can't ditch Ashley.

577
00:27:52,588 --> 00:27:53,921
- Oh ho!
- Come on!

578
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:56,174
- Who's Ashley?
- God, this kid's whipped already.

579
00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:58,092
- What are you talking about?
- You little pussy!

580
00:27:58,260 --> 00:27:59,761
- Bitch, come over here!
- Whoa!

581
00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:02,847
- Stay back!
- (all yelling)

