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(theme music playing)

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Ashley: Hey, should I
sleep over tonight?

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- If you want to.
- Well, do you want me to?

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I want you to
if you want to.

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Wow, this looks amazing.

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It's my specialty.

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I only grill for
very special people.

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- I appreciate that.
- (laughs)

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You know, I don't think
I'm gonna sleep over tonight.

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- That's cool.
- I mean I slept here every night this week.

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Look, I totally understand.

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And it doesn't sound
like you want me to.

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I want you to.
I mean, if you want to.

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But if you don't,
that's totally cool.

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I want to.

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- Then I want you to.
- Well, good.

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- (phone ringing)
- I'll get it.

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- No, let's eat. I'll call back.
- I got it.

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It... it's Sloan.

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- Huh?
- Your caller I.D. Says it's Sloan.

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Oh.

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- I'm assuming there's only one Sloan.
- Yeah.

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- Should you answer it?
- No.

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- What, should I?
- No.

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So what do you think
she wanted?

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I have no idea.

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(phone ringing)

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Please get it.

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- No.
- Don't you want to know what she wants?

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- I don't care what she wants.
- What if something's wrong?

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You should answer it.
Please.

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- Hello?
- Hey, Eric, it's Sloan.

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- Hey.
- Is this a bad time?

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- No.
- Okay.

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I just wanted
to let you know

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the golf charity thing you guys
are playing in tomorrow,

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- I'm co-chairing the event.
- Oh.

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- I didn't know if you knew that or not.
- Uh, did not.

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Well, I wanted you to
so it's not awkward

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- between us when we see each other.
- That's cool.

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So hopefully this awkwardness
ended the awkwardness.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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- Good talk.
- Okay.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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So what did she want?

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I don't know.

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- Why did you say that?
- I don't know.

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Should have just told her
"I'm seeing my ex today, no big deal."

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- Yeah.
- You've been with this girl a month.

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- She's already got you living in fear?
- I don't know.

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Poor E.
You're such a mess.

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- Speaking of messes.
- Jesus.

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- Vince: Yo, what up, Ari?
- Hey. Hey, you good? Everyone good?

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- Yeah, we're good. Are you good?
- Yeah.

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- You don't look good.
- In fact, you look awful.

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Yeah, I didn't get
any sleep last night.

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The wife made me
sleep on the couch.

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- First time in 15 years.
- Why, what'd you do?

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I suppose
I lied to her.

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Everybody seems
to be doing that these days.

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I just can't understand it.

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Me and my girl, we always
tell each other the truth

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- and we have no problems.
- Yeah, Turtle, you have no problems.

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Sorry. So sorry I'm late.
I could not find this place.

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Hello, all.
Sharp shirt, Johnny Drama.

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- (all laughing)
- I'll be hitting the pro shop.

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What are you doing in civilian
clothing anyway, Lloyd?

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- I have him caddying today.
- Very nice, Ari.

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I'm building his self-esteem.
Go stand in the corner.

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Right there, chop chop.

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Incoming, 3:00.

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- Hey, guys. Hey.
- Eric: Hey.

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Listen, sorry if I was a little weird
on the phone last night.

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Oh, it's not a big deal.

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I'm sorry for...
everything.

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- You guys, thank you so much for coming.
- Of course.

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I see you're enjoying
the wonderful breakfast.

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I have your pairings here.

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I hope you're not bummed.
This was difficult.

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- I put Vince and Johnny together.
- Why wouldn't you?

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With Tom Brady
and Mark Wahlberg.

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Gee, who's the ugliest person
in that foursome? Think fast.

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Ari, Jeffrey Tambor
called 10 times

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to make sure I paired you
with him and his sons.

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He said he cleared it with you.
You'd be thrilled.

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Well, it's for charity.
So I'll see you guys out there.

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- Let's go shopping, Vince.
- Let's do it.

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- See you guys later.
- Bye.

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Grab Jeffrey and his kids'
stuff pronto.

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- Hey, Ari.
- Hey, Jeff.

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Ari, come on, you tell my boys
how good my game has gotten.

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Are you kidding me?
His game is great.

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That would be great.

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- So what about me? Who am I with?
- Who are we with?

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Actually, somebody requested
to play with you also.

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Really? Is it Strahan or Gretzky?
'Cause I saw them walk by earlier.

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It's not, Turtle.
I'm sorry.

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Murray Berenson.

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Who the fuck is that?

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This is a celebrity tournament
and I don't get to play with a celebrity?

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- What's up with that?
- I wrote a $5,000 donation check, Turtle.

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- You didn't, so stop complaining.
- Still don't make me feel good

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to know I'm playing with you
and some other nobody.

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Murray Berenson
is far from a nobody.

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He practically invented
the management business.

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Why do you think
he wants to play with you?

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- Good question.
- I tried to get Berenson

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to sign me
like nine times in the '90s.

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At least we know
he has great taste.

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- Yo, Gatsby and the funky bunch.
- Eric: What's up, Mark?

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- What's up, boys? You guys know Tom.
- Hey, Tom, how are you?

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- Hey, Vince, how are you?
- Good. This is E.

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- Nice to meet you.
- My brother Johnny.

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- Hey, Tom, how you doing?
- Turtle.

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- Turtle.
- Hey.

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All right.

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Okay.

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Shall we?

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We shall.
Later, B-squad.

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- See you later.
- I'm driving.

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What was that?

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What was what?

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You were a little
rude to Brady, no?

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Unlike you guys,
I don't sleep with the enemy.

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- Notice the head covers?
- What are you, five?

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- I am what I am.
- Is that Eric Murphy?

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- Hey.
- Murray Berenson.

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Yeah, of course.
How are you?

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Just came from
my cardiologist

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and all four valves
are working.

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If he'd just marry my ex,
or if anyone would,

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I'd be utopic.

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- Is that a word, utopic?
- I don't know.

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I'll check.
If it's not, I'll trademark it.

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- Cool.
- So come ride with me, kid.

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- Oh, I got my friend.
- He'll follow. Come on.

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Go, I'm good.

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It's wonderful this tournament
came when it did.

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Oh, yeah?
Why's that?

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I just heard that you
closed down your little shop.

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- Yeah, I did.
- And I wanted to talk to you

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about coming to work
at my big shop.

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So, fellas, I'm thinking maybe we should
make this a little interesting, huh?

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- Really? At a charity event?
- Look, if you boys aren't up for it...

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No, we're up for it. But is this
gonna be like the old days

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where you try to pay me back
in personal training sessions and shit?

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I'm on a hit series now, Mark.
Green money.

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- Oooh. Vince?
- Hey, I'm easy.

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- Okay, what's your handicap?
- I don't play golf much.

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- What do you think it is, Johnny?
- Plus 50 maybe.

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- Is that good?
- Tom: I'm a three.

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I guess not.

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So what are you playing
to now, Marky?

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I'm up there, but I'll play you
at a five all day.

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- Wow.
- You?

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- Call me a 15.
- Oh, Drama, you sandbagging bitch.

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I'm working all the time.
I don't get out there much.

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What, Mark and I
are unemployed?

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This guy's had 12 surgeries
in six months.

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He just got out of bed
for the first time today.

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What, you guys
don't believe me?

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No no no, Ripley.
We believe you, okay?

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- 15's not bad.
- It's not good.

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You want me to play to a 10,
I'll play to a 10.

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No, listen, if you're a 15,
play to a 15.

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Vince, we'll give you three strokes a hole.
How's that sound?

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- Okay.
- All right, game on.

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- $1,000 a hole.
- Whoa! Okay.

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- We got the tee box.
- Take it.

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- What did you say this guy does anyway?
- I have no fucking idea.

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I'm on a series, Tom.
The same network as the Super Bowl.

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You ever hear of TiVo?
Game on.

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No mercy, Vince.

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- Motherfucker! God damn it!
- (laughing)

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- Hey, take a mulligan.
- Really?

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Drama, after that shot,
take two.

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What are you doing?

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Who are you to judge me,
agent scum?

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This is for charity.

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This is for my kids
who I'm trying to impress.

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- Is that okay with you?
- Yeah, it's okay.

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Oh, good.

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Boy: Dad, can we get the fuck
out of here already?

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Yeah, Dad,
it's so fucking hot.

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- It's so fucking boring.
- Hey hey hey!

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This is a family day.

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Now shut the fuck up
and hit the ball.

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I like the Tambor family.

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- Shut the fuck up, Lloyd.
- (phone ringing)

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- Hey, honey.
- Whose car is this in the driveway?

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It's yours, baby.
You like?

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You're feeling really guilty,
aren't you?

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No, I'm really not.
I just want you to know that I love you.

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- You said you did nothing wrong.
- And I maintain that position.

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And yet you buy me a Maserati
when you've been telling me over and over

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- that we're trying to cut back?
- We are cutting back, baby.

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Your lease is up
and I just want to see

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how hot you're gonna look
in that sexy beast.

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Why don't you just say
you're sorry?

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Because another man's affair
is not my business.

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And it is not my business
to tell you.

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So I can't say I'm sorry.

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I thought we told
each other everything.

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- We do.
- Except this.

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- Baby.
- Sick car, Mom.

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Come on, get out.
It's not mine.

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When did you
meet Tom Brady?

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It was years ago
at a charity event.

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And he couldn't
have been nicer.

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Whatever. I don't get
the guy's whole appeal.

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I didn't even think he was
that good-looking and I was

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- standing right next to him.
- Oh my God, you are such a hater.

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No, I'm such a New Yorker.
And I betrayed

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my New York trust by not telling him
exactly what I wanted to tell him.

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And what was it you
wanted to tell him?

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- That he sucks balls.
- Ha, Turtle, he doesn't.

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- What do you know?
- I'm a football fan.

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Yeah, I thought a Giants fan.

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And if you really were
you'd know it's the obligation

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of every true blue Giants fan that if you see
Tom Brady you tell him he sucks balls.

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Turtle, do not tell Tom Brady
that he sucks balls.

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Actually, Jamie, you know
what I'm gonna do?

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Since you didn't, I'm gonna
tell him he sucks balls twice.

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One's from me
and one's from you.

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- Turtle, don't you dare.
- Love you, babe. Bye.

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Turtle!
Idiot.

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Where's he going?

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Yo, Turtle.

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I have no idea.

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Anyway, where was I?

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You were saying that you
started out just like me.

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Right, all I had was
one big client.

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George Lazenby.
He was Bond.

234
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,092
The baddest Bond.

235
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,261
He told Cubby Broccoli
to go fuck himself

236
00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:21,472
one day and he was
Bond no more.

237
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:25,225
Anyway, there were two of us,
one room and a telefax.

238
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,936
- How did you turn it around?
- With my charm, kid.

239
00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,314
Convinced a big firm
to bring me in.

240
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:32,274
Four years later
I was running the place.

241
00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,276
Have you ever considered

242
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,570
- making a move to a bigger company?
- Not really.

243
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:39,281
I mean, the truth is I've been kind of
running outside the system.

244
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,950
I've been doing pretty good.
I just don't really know anybody.

245
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:44,161
You know me now.
That's all you need to know.

246
00:11:44,329 --> 00:11:45,954
They've written
books about me.

247
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,499
Well, I've written books about me,
but they've read them.

248
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,335
- I've read them too.
- That's good.

249
00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,003
Ah, now this is good.

250
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:54,880
Hope so.
Six Cubans drowned

251
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,132
off the Florida Keys
to get me those.

252
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,510
So what is it that
I can do for you?

253
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:02,471
I was thinking maybe we could do
some good for each other.

254
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:04,348
Oh, I'm guessing Ari
told you about me.

255
00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,934
I'm actually kind of surprised
he said nice things.

256
00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:10,187
- He and I don't usually see eye to eye.
- Ari Gold?

257
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,981
The kid with the Jew fro
who used to deliver my mail?

258
00:12:13,149 --> 00:12:14,942
No, he didn't
tell me about you.

259
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,318
Then who did?

260
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:18,737
My goddaughter Sloan.

261
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,034
(laughing)

262
00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,704
Oh!

263
00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:31,834
- The kids see that?
- Uh, I don't think so.

264
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:33,460
All right,
then it didn't happen.

265
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,087
So what is she
so pissed about?

266
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,255
I don't...
you know women.

267
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,590
The women I know
know the man code.

268
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,510
It's no women's business
to break that code.

269
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,846
That's what
I told her.

270
00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:48,267
- Oh!
- Ahem.

271
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:51,854
- Did they see that?
- Uh, no.

272
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:54,857
All right, you know,
this is a little deep for me here.

273
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:57,985
Can we just...
let's walk up a touch.

274
00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,528
Okay.

275
00:12:59,696 --> 00:13:02,281
Just, you know,
tell your wife to ask any man.

276
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,074
They'll all tell her
the same thing.

277
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,868
I should probably
have her call you.

278
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:08,370
- You know, maybe you should.
- Maybe, huh?

279
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,080
- Maybe I should call her.
- Maybe.

280
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,040
Well, give me your phone,
I'll call her.

281
00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,209
You know what?
You just focus.

282
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:17,212
I'm always focused
when I'm out here.

283
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:18,881
What am I laying
here anyway?

284
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,842
- Uh, not sure.
- Three? Maybe two?

285
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,719
(whispers)
Let's call it two.

286
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,387
- Okay.
- All right.

287
00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:26,930
- So who is it?
- Who's what?

288
00:13:27,098 --> 00:13:29,183
- The office cheat, who is it?
- I don't know.

289
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:30,934
- Is it that little prick Bradley?
- He always looks like

290
00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,270
he's trying to fuck his assistant
when I'm there.

291
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:34,688
- It's not Bradley.
- Steve Ball,

292
00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:36,565
the guy in the music department?

293
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,567
- 'Cause he dresses like a cad.
- It's not him.

294
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:40,444
All right, don't keep me guessing.
Who is it?

295
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,196
What does it matter?

296
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:44,281
You don't want
to tell me.

297
00:13:44,449 --> 00:13:47,826
We've been together for 23 years
and you don't want...

298
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,412
you don't want to tell me.

299
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:54,374
You know the number
on my checking account, for God's...

300
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:57,920
Go fuck yourself.

301
00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:02,132
Unbelievable.

302
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,677
Wow, that is not so hard.

303
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,804
Did you see that, kids?
I'm putting for a birdie.

304
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,307
- Jeffrey.
- Go fuck yourself.

305
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,728
I found your ball,
Mr. Gold.

306
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,939
That's good work, Lloyd.

307
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,149
Now go find this.

308
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,452
God damn it!

309
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:33,872
- Your brother's got some temper, huh?
- Yeah, he's a little fiery.

310
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,291
It's only 'cause you guys
questioned my handicap.

311
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,044
- It totally threw me.
- We're sorry we got in your head, Drama.

312
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,129
I mean, I know how stable
you normally are.

313
00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,924
You didn't get in my head.
Only I can get in my head. And I did.

314
00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,760
Why don't we give your head
a break and just call it off?

315
00:14:46,928 --> 00:14:48,595
No, my head
don't need a break.

316
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:51,139
In fact, to prove it,
let's double the bet.

317
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,267
- Johnny.
- Don't worry about it, bro.

318
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:55,227
Super Bowl MVP,

319
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:57,312
Oscar nominee
don't mean shit out here.

320
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,982
A handicap's a handicap
and I'm gonna play under mine.

321
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,484
- All right then.
- Yo yo.

322
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,027
What are you doing,
Turtle?

323
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,196
I got bored of E
and the octogenarian,

324
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,991
so I thought I'd join you guys.
I brought drinks.

325
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,076
Hey, thanks, Turtle.

326
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,161
You got a good
one here.

327
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,831
Damn, I forgot about you, Tom.
I only brought three.

328
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,499
I'm good.
I'm used to the heat.

329
00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,168
- Are you?
- Hey, do I know you from somewhere?

330
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:23,130
Where you at the Giants'
Super Bowl victory parade last year?

331
00:15:23,298 --> 00:15:24,673
Wait, are you
dating somebody?

332
00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,842
- Yeah, if you can believe it.
- Who are you dating?

333
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,011
- Jamie-Lynn Sigler.
- Oh, right.

334
00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,680
And I just want to say something
from the both of us.

335
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:33,682
- You...
- Jamie, she's awesome.

336
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:36,018
Yeah yeah, sweetest girl in the world.
You know what?

337
00:15:36,185 --> 00:15:39,313
We met at this charity event
a few years ago. Gisele loved her.

338
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:41,273
Really?

339
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,025
Yeah. You know,
we should go out sometime.

340
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:45,360
Us?
You and Gisele?

341
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,696
Yeah, orjust come over
to the house. She cooks.

342
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:50,657
Gisele cooks?
That's awesome.

343
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,702
Why don't you stop staring at the guy
like you want to fuck him, Turtle?

344
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,996
- What?
- Drama: You want to get off the tee box?

345
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,874
- I'm trying to win some money.
- When we're done with you, Drama,

346
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,418
you ain't gonna have nothing
left but that SAG pension.

347
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,087
- Yeah, we'll see.
- Hey, should we bring anything?

348
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,548
A nice bottle of wine
or dessert or something?

349
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,800
Yeah yeah.
She likes chocolate.

350
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,344
Chocolate?
Done.

351
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,057
- Ooh.
- Fuck! God damn it!

352
00:16:15,224 --> 00:16:16,892
I'm telling you,
it's the club.

353
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:19,061
I just had it regripped, man.
Something's up.

354
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,730
Johnny, let it go.
You're having an off day, that's all.

355
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,857
- Take another one, buddy.
- Yeah?

356
00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,568
Why don't you use this club?
Works pretty good for me.

357
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,029
Really?
You sure you don't mind?

358
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,657
This is a bet. I don't want to be taking
anything off anyone.

359
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,284
Oh, yeah.

360
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:38,372
That's nice.
No wonder I'm getting smoked.

361
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,916
What is this, custom?
Mine's off the rack.

362
00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,418
Oh, yeah.

363
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,428
Fuck!
God damn!

364
00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:55,597
Fucking God damn...

365
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,435
Sorry.

366
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,271
You broke Tom Brady's club,
you asshole.

367
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:06,024
Sorry about that, Tom.

368
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,168
Ahem.
Hey.

369
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,503
Hey.
How was your day?

370
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:27,796
Not bad.
Can we talk?

371
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,464
Uh, yeah.
Just one second.

372
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,466
If you would excuse me,
I'll be right back.

373
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,760
Thank you.

374
00:17:33,928 --> 00:17:36,346
What's up?

375
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,140
It was your idea for me
to play with Murray.

376
00:17:38,307 --> 00:17:39,725
- Well...
- You said it was his.

377
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,643
It was his.
I just told him

378
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,645
that you shut down your business
and you might be available.

379
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:47,107
- How'd you know that?
- My friend is dating one of your ex-clients.

380
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,692
You seem to have
a lot of friends.

381
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,778
Well, don't hate me
because I'm popular.

382
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:55,907
What is the problem?

383
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,993
The problem is you treat me
like I'm some kind of

384
00:17:58,161 --> 00:17:59,661
social experiment
or something.

385
00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:02,372
- What do you mean?
- First you find me a place to live,

386
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,708
now you're trying to get
your godfather to hire me?

387
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:07,127
- These are bad things?
- But why are you doing them?

388
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:10,922
- Because I care about you.
- I thought you didn't want to be friends.

389
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,008
I said I couldn't
be friends right now.

390
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,302
- And that's because I care too much.
- So you want to see

391
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:18,346
if you can turn me into the man you want,
then you'll consider talking to me?

392
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,891
Eric, I have no idea what
you're being so hostile about.

393
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:23,643
I'm hostile because while you may
just think I'm Vince's bitch,

394
00:18:23,811 --> 00:18:25,479
I've done pretty
okay for myself.

395
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:28,190
I don't need you out there
begging people to offer me things.

396
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,817
I didn't beg anybody.
I told someone about you

397
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:33,111
and I thought you guys
might make a good match.

398
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,988
And apparently he agrees

399
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,948
because he's not some schmuck
that's just gonna go

400
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,867
and hand out jobs
because I tell him to.

401
00:18:39,035 --> 00:18:41,870
And I don't think of you as Vince's bitch.
But clearly you do.

402
00:18:42,038 --> 00:18:44,164
- Maybe you don't know me so well.
- I think I do.

403
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:47,375
Yeah, well, I told Murray I don't want
the job, so what do you think of that?

404
00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,419
- I think you're an idiot.
- Whatever.

405
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:00,555
- Yes!
- (cheering)

406
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,058
- Was that an eagle?
- Yes, sir.

407
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,894
- Is that an eagle?
- Well played, Jeffrey.

408
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:08,522
I told you not to speak to me.
How's that, kids?

409
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:09,898
Come on, Jeff.

410
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,900
When trust goes out
of the relationship,

411
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,819
I mean, what's left?

412
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,905
I mean, I don't think... I don't think
we can do business anymore.

413
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,616
- Jeff, come on. Listen.
- I have to think about this.

414
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:21,243
I think he just fired you.

415
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:23,578
He fires me all the time.
Don't worry, it won't stick.

416
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,914
- You played well, Mr. Gold.
- Run to that next sand trap.

417
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:28,124
Run to the...

418
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,835
- Man: Mr. Gold.
- Yeah?

419
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,879
Mr. Gold, we were wondering if you could
verify Mr. Tambor's scorecard.

420
00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:36,299
- Verify it?
- He claims he shot a 55.

421
00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:37,926
Course record.

422
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:40,971
I wasn't counting.

423
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:45,475
These greens were rolled like shit.
It was like putting on glass.

424
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,602
I feel bad taking this
money from you, Vince,

425
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,646
especially since you
played pretty good.

426
00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:53,024
Don't sweat it, Tom. I just got paid
$4 million to do the voiceover of a dog.

427
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,026
And the Chase brothers
are no welchers.

428
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,279
Why don't we just donate
the money to this charity?

429
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:58,947
- Good idea.
- Unless it's a charity

430
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:00,824
for C-list actors
who suck at golf.

431
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,450
I don't suck at golf.
I had an off day.

432
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,703
Next time we see each other
it's gonna be payback time.

433
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,288
Oh, I look forward
to it, Drama.

434
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,331
You want to roll another 18?
Let's go?

435
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,333
- I will never play with you again.
- Right now, come on.

436
00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,961
Hey, Tom, could you ever see
yourself in a Giants' jersey?

437
00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,672
That blue would really
match your eyes.

438
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,174
- How was your day, boys?
- Having dinner at Tom Brady's house.

439
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,218
You know he's not
a Make-a-Wish kid, right?

440
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,805
- (laughing)
- Jeffrey: You guys laughing at Ari?

441
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,682
Don't you know
he's the devil?

442
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:29,185
You want to extricate yourself
from his destructive powers.

443
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,480
- He fire you again?
- Uh-huh.

444
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,734
You know, I don't even
know what he'd offer me.

445
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:38,111
But I assume I'd have
the freedom to do a lot.

446
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,488
- So why would you turn it down?
- I don't know.

447
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,866
It just didn't feel like
the right opportunity.

448
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,577
- You say this guy's a legend?
- Yeah.

449
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,747
- And you can learn a lot from him?
- Yeah.

450
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:52,542
So everything you're describing
sounds perfect for you.

451
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:54,836
- What's holding you back?
- I don't know.

452
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,340
Maybe you should reconsider.

453
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:01,801
You know, just meet with him.
Get a feel for the place.

454
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:04,471
- Yeah, maybe you're right.
- Yeah.

455
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,682
- You want some more wine?
- Sure.

456
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:10,268
Sorry, Sloan.

457
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:14,898
What?

458
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,232
You just called me Sloan.

459
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,902
- I did?
- Yeah.

460
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,031
(hip-hop music playing)

461
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:26,219
(music fades)