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(theme music playing)

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(phone rings)

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Eric Murphy's office.

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Hey, could you hold on
one second?

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Eric:
I'd love to sit down with you,

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- tell you what I'm doing over here.
- I've got Sloan McQuewick.

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Maybe we could find some
business to do together.

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- Man: Sure.
- Want to call back?

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- That'd be great.
- You got it.

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- All right, take care.
- Bye.

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- Yeah, put her through.
- You never called her back.

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I know.

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- (exhales)
- (phone rings)

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- Hey.
- Are you seriously not calling me back?

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And don't tell me you've
been too busy with work

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because I left you a message
before you even started the job.

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What, you didn't get it?

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Oh, I got your message.
And so did my sort-of girlfriend.

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Oh, sorry.

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Sorry that I sort of have a girlfriend
or sorry that she got the message?

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I didn't know you sort of
had a girlfriend.

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I don't anymore, so I guess you didn't
need to know that in the first place.

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Look, Eric, I'm sorry.
I just...

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No, I know.
It's not your fault.

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I was gonna call you back too.
Things just... they've been crazy.

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- Why, what happened?
- We think Vince has a stalker.

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God, really?
What are you gonna do?

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Ari's got us meeting
with some security experts.

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- Ari on your cell.
- Well, that's good.

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Uh, yeah, I have to go
meet Vince now.

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So I've kinda gotta take off.

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Okay. Um...

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I'll let you go then.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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Eric, I was calling you

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because I wanted to make sure
you weren't mad at me.

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- Sloan, I'm not mad at you.
- Okay, good.

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- We'll talk soon.
- Okay, I'll talk to you later.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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- Yo.
- Keep me on hold longer.

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Sorry, I actually
have to work nowadays.

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I'm glad you finally admit
the last five years of your life

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- were all a fantasy provided by me.
- What's up?

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- Aren't I seeing you in a few minutes?
- I'm not going to make it.

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I just wanted to assure you,
as I did Vince,

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Aaron Cohn knows what's what.
Trust him,

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listen to him,
this is serious business.

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- No, I understand.
- Call me right after.

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- I will.
- I gotta... go.

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What the hell's going on?
Huh? What the...

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Don't worry, Mr. Gold,
he's not dead.

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- I felt for a pulse.
- Everyone get out of here!

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Or I'm going to be checking
all of you for a pulse

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and not finding one!

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How long has he
been like this?

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He hasn't moved in the 20 minutes
I've been here.

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Jesus Christ.
Barbara here?

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It's before noon, Ari.
She's not here yet.

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I mean "Mr. Gold."
It's before noon!

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- Vanish!
- Yes, sir.

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Wake up!

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(snorts)
What time is it?

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It's time for you to wake up and tell me
why you think this is a Holiday Inn.

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God.

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I didn't sleep last night at all.
I'm in a daze.

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I'm sorry I'm in your office,
but my couch sucks.

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- Are you on drugs?
- Drugs?!

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- Coke, dust, smack...
- Ari, no!

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No, I took
a sleeping pill.

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- Or maybe two.
- Why didn't you take it at home?

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I don't have a home anymore,
officially.

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- Why, what did you do now?
- It wasn't me, it was my wife.

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- I spoke to her. She forgave you.
- No!

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She can't forgive me... she won't.
She told me I can't live there.

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- You can't live here!
- This all happened late last night.

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I was gonna go to your house,
but I thought this would be better.

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- A hotel would have been better!
- I don't have any money.

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I told you,
she controls all of it.

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She turned off all of my credit.
I had my company cards,

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but I thought I didn't want to use it
for personal expenses.

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- Good thinking.
- And I set my Berry alarm for 5:30.

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I didn't expect to sleep...

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How are you going
to handle Sorkin today?

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The same way that
I have been handling him.

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I'm fine, Ari.
Aaron Sorkin will be

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signed, sealed
and delivered

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to this agency today,

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if I have to finance every future
project of his myself.

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- With what money?
- I'm prepared for this.

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- I just need to wake up.
- And change.

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Yes!
And change.

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(groans)

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(pop music playing)

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Who just walked through my lobby
in a robe and pajamas?

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- Andrew Klein.
- Where the fuck is Ari?

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Is this guy
Mossad or what?

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Aren't all Israelis?

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I'll bet he's
observing us right now.

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He's gonna come in
and grade us on our vigilance.

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What do you think Turtle's
face in a bong'll earn us?

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An "A" for calmness
under pressure.

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I'm not gonna have to walk around
with a giant dude from now on, am I?

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Ari says we gotta listen to this guy,
so whatever it takes.

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E's all about following
orders nowadays.

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- Hardy-har-har.
- Well, it worked for him.

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He listened
to his long-lost love

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and now he's got a sweet house
and a swanky job.

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- Yeah, but he lost Ashley.
- Oooh, I miss Ashley.

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- She was spunky.
- He should call her.

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- Ashley or Sloan?
- Either.

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You guys don't think
it's weird that you have conversations

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- about me right in front of me?
- I don't.

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Sloan called today.
I was actually kind of rude.

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- Oh yeah? Why?
- I don't know.

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- (doorbell rings)
- I got it.

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- Hey.
- I'm Aaron Cohn.

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Eric Murphy.
Come on in.

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Hey, Vince,
how are you doing?

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I'm great considering
I'm surrounded by people

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who are making me more
and more paranoid each day.

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Nobody should
make you paranoid.

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- Now who are they?
- I'm Turtle.

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- I'm safe.
- I'll be the judge of that.

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- Hi. Aaron.
- I'm aware,

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as I'm sure you're aware
I'm Johnny Chase.

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So you use no
alarm system at all?

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Just our trusty
attack dog.

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Well, we'd better
reinforce the windows.

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- With what?
- Steel frame around the edges,

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bulletproof glass.

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I don't want anything
coming through these.

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- Nothing gets in, nothing gets out.
- What if there's a fire?

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Get a hose.
Vince, here's what we're gonna do.

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We're gonna turn
this house into Fort Knox...

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armored windows, hi-res cameras
and around-the-clock

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VIP protection from the finest trained
predators on God's planet.

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- Is all this really necessary?
- Is it really necessary

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to waste my time
with stupid questions?

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That's not nice.
Is that nice?

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I'm talking a real multilayered
security system.

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We have a specific threat. We have
an individual who's already crossed the line.

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You'll have three to five men
stationed here in the house

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and two will follow you
wherever you go.

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- How much is this gonna cost?
- I take a $100,000 retainer

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and then I'll put together the budget
for getting your full system put in place.

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- Jesus.
- Wow.

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There's 600 grand
sitting in your driveway.

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Tell me what's worth more...
your cars or your head?

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- I'm not gonna fire him!
- Then I will.

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On what grounds?
That he wore his pajamas to work?

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On the grounds that he is
a distraction and a mess.

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He's having some domestic disturbances.
Christ, how many have you had?

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- Show some sympathy.
- I have zero for him,

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- and zero for you.
- I don't need any.

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Oh yes, you do.

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Because your failed experiment
from the Valley is a complete bust.

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Everybody knows it
and look at you!

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You're still hanging on
for dear life!

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Listen, has the collagen seeped
into your brainstem, Babs?

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He is not a bust.
He is killing it for us.

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He is just about
to sign Aaron Sorkin.

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I've been hearing that
for two months now.

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- Well, today is the day he's coming in.
- Bullshit.

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He's on the books.
Go check.

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He's making us
a laughingstock, Ari!

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People all over town are hearing
all about these little instances.

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Go tell them today is Pajama Wednesday;
we're industry leaders.

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If he doesn't sign
Aaron Sorkin today,

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you're firing him...
or I am.

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Lloyd!

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- Yes, sir, Mr. Gold.
- Get Andrew Klein in here right now.

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Cohn: Go!

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(yells)

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Whoa.

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(grunts)

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Let's run it again.
I need to shave five seconds.

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- (groaning)
- (Turtle laughing)

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How was that? Did I seem like
I was in real jeopardy?

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I thought you were
a little over the top.

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Maybe you should
play Vince next time.

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Drama, you're flesh and blood...
it makes it more realistic.

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- Well, not really.
- Reset! Drama.

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- I think I'm gonna sit this one out.
- (coughs) Pussy.

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I need a visiting
girlfriend this time.

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- Turtle.
- (laughs)

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- Oh, come on, Vin!
- I'd really hate to be unprepared.

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(smacks)
Let's go, bitch.

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- Yo, Turtle, let me get that camera.
- Yo, E, no.

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I've got the room wired. You can watch it
downstairs on the monitors.

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- Come on, let's go.
- Eric: Enjoy!

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- Turtle?
- Yeah, Drama?

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Tell me a story.

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(laughing)
I know I should be worried,

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but this is not
a bad way to start out a day.

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- No.
- How's your day?

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- It's okay.
- Just okay?

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- Come on, are you all right?
- Yeah, totally.

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- Sloan in your head?
- No!

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- E, you're very easy to read.
- Go!

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You're right...
Sloan's in my head, so is Ashley.

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- It's not a bad head.
- (chuckles)

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- Oh, shit.
- Jesus.

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I don't know, I was kind of rude
to Sloan this morning.

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So call her back.
She's been calling you for days.

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She obviously
wants to talk.

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- Yeah.
- (Drama yells)

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- (laughing)
- Yeah, you're right.

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I'm gonna call her.

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Hello?

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- Hey.
- Eric?

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- Yeah.
- Hey.

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- Hey.
- What's up?

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- Just calling to say hi.
- Oh. Hi.

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I'm sorry if I was
a little rude earlier.

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No... no.

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- I shouldn't have been.
- Well, probably not.

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- Why were you?
- I don't know.

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And I never said thank you
for helping me get the job.

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I'm loving the place
so far, so thank you.

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- You're welcome.
- Thanks.

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Um, do you want to grab a drink later
and you can tell me all about the new job?

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- A drink?
- Yeah, a friendly drink.

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I thought you didn't want
to be friends anymore?

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Eric, that was weeks ago.
We can have a drink.

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- Are you seeing anyone?
- I said a friendly drink.

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I heard you. I was just curious
if you were seeing anyone.

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- I told you I was seeing someone.
- I am seeing someone.

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- So you have a boyfriend.
- We haven't put a label on it.

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- Who is he?
- Look, let's just meet for a drink

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and we can catch up
on everything, okay?

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- Yeah, sure.
- How's 7:00

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at the Bazaar
at the S.L.S. Hotel?

233
00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:29,396
- Sounds good.
- Okay, perfect.

234
00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,106
I'll see you then.
Bye.

235
00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:37,071
Why the hell is Andrew Klein
still not in my office?

236
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:40,199
- His office is trying to locate him.
- What the hell does that mean?

237
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,117
He's got Sorkin!

238
00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,793
- Andrew Klein's office.
- (phone clatters)

239
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,462
- Where the hell is he?
- Ari, Ari! He's gone missing.

240
00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:55,506
He's got Sorkin
in 13 minutes.

241
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,091
I know, we were supposed
to have a premeeting.

242
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,634
- Did you call him?
- Of course. There's no answer.

243
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:01,970
- Did you call his house?
- No, Ari, I didn't call his house!

244
00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:05,057
Don't get snide with me. You're the reason
why you can't try his house

245
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:08,227
and you're the reason no one seems
to know where he is. But I do know

246
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:11,313
that we've got Aaron Sorkin coming in
and he'd better be signed today

247
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,940
- for your sake.
- Got it.

248
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,275
- Lloyd!
- Yes, sir, Mr. Gold.

249
00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,320
Call Andrew Klein from my cell
so my number comes up.

250
00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,656
Unless he's dead,
he'll pick up.

251
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,533
Everything okay, Ari?

252
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,326
Why wouldn't it be?

253
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,832
Come on, Marlo!
Just open the damned door.

254
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,084
- Go fuck yourself!
- (cell ringing)

255
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,044
Who's that?
Your little whore calling?

256
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:37,339
- No, it's Ari.
- Tell him to go fuck himself too.

257
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:40,342
- Hey, Ari.
- Where are you?

258
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,594
- I'm at my house.
- Why, when you have

259
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,555
a meeting with Aaron Sorkin
in 10 minutes?

260
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,391
I'm trying to get my notes for the meeting
but Marlo won't give them to me!

261
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,560
You should have tattooed them
on your little whore's ass!

262
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:51,353
- You let me in, Marlo!
- Fuck you.

263
00:12:51,521 --> 00:12:55,023
- Whatever's in this house is now mine.
- Andrew!

264
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:58,026
- Come back to the office.
- Not without my notes, Ari.

265
00:12:58,194 --> 00:12:59,820
I can't do this meeting
without them.

266
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:02,156
That's because
you are a loser.

267
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,366
You're not smart,
you're not funny

268
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,826
and you can't
fuck for shit.

269
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,078
Do you hear this, Ari?
She's unreasonable.

270
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:10,080
Andrew, hear this,
focus on it:

271
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,667
This is the most important
meeting of your entire life.

272
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:16,545
I have stuck my neck out for you
over and over and over,

273
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,380
but if this
does not go well,

274
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,756
you are done here.

275
00:13:19,924 --> 00:13:22,342
- What, you're gonna fire me?!
- Barbara is.

276
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,636
That's great. That's just great.
You hear that, Marlo?

277
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,597
- Ari's gonna fire me.
- And why should I care?

278
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,682
Because even if we
don't get back together,

279
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:31,226
- you need me to make money!
- Get back together?!

280
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,438
I'd fuck Hamas before
I would fuck you again.

281
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:36,982
And you need to make
money, my friend,

282
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,276
because I'm gonna
take all you have!

283
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:42,070
You open the goddamned
door, Marlo!

284
00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:44,364
Andrew, you need
to get in your car

285
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:46,200
and drive back here
right now.

286
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,911
Not without my notes, Ari.
I have worked on them for a month.

287
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,621
It is the key to me
signing Sorkin.

288
00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:54,082
You don't need your notes.
You need to walk over to your car,

289
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,460
get in and drive here
right now.

290
00:13:56,628 --> 00:14:00,714
If you do that, I promise
you will be okay.

291
00:14:00,882 --> 00:14:02,716
(sighs)

292
00:14:06,429 --> 00:14:07,804
Okay, fine.

293
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,808
She is such a bitch, Ari.

294
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,477
She asked me
to come back and I did.

295
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,771
- I know.
- I did everything I could.

296
00:14:15,939 --> 00:14:18,440
- You're gonna be okay.
- She's a goddamned bitch.

297
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,654
You want your notes,
motherfucker?

298
00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,406
Here they are!

299
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:31,578
- Don't you dare burn my Sorkin notes.
- Andr...

300
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,664
What do you think of that,
you piece of shit?

301
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,874
She's burning
my Sorkin notes.

302
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,132
(tires squealing)

303
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,927
What the fuck?

304
00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:48,971
- Jesus!
- Andrew!

305
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,148
Andrew?
Andrew!

306
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:03,986
- Andrew!
- Aaron Sorkin's here.

307
00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,323
- Put him in the conference room.
- Andrew's not here yet.

308
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,367
- I'll be in in five.
- Sorkin hates your guts.

309
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:14,454
And I hate yours, but right now we're all
gonna have to find a way to get along.

310
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,375
She has a boyfriend.

311
00:15:18,543 --> 00:15:20,335
She said they don't
have a label on it.

312
00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,379
Let's just hope he puts
a rubber on it.

313
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,256
- Turtle: Jesus!
- Sorry, E.

314
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,757
You're right.
The truth is

315
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,135
the thought of her with
somebody else is making me sick.

316
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,012
E, you haven't been
with her for two years.

317
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,264
- What did you think?
- A: I try not to think about it,

318
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,058
and B: Since I took this job
and this house for her...

319
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,019
Aha!
He admits it.

320
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,021
I haven't been hiding it.
- Since I did,

321
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,189
I didn't think she'd go
and get a possible boyfriend.

322
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,691
You had
a possible girlfriend.

323
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,735
I know, and I liked her and I'm not
with her because of Sloan.

324
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:47,863
Sloan is all-powerful.
She stops him from getting pussy

325
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,907
- and she won't give him any.
- I know... I should be pissed, right?

326
00:15:51,075 --> 00:15:52,367
- I'd be.
- I am!

327
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,661
- What does she want from me?
- You'll have to ask her.

328
00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:58,373
Vince, any chance this could be
an ex you had a bad breakup with?

329
00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:01,877
- Uh, I don't think so.
- We just found all these photos.

330
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,838
If it's not a random psycho,
it could be someone you know.

331
00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:06,840
- That's not her.
- She's with him.

332
00:16:07,008 --> 00:16:09,301
- Really?
- No, not really.

333
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,553
I obviously left them
here when I moved out.

334
00:16:11,721 --> 00:16:14,473
- She have an axe to grind?
- No, but he does.

335
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:15,932
Heh!

336
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,726
There he is.

337
00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:19,895
Oh, come on.
Where's Andrew Klein?

338
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,564
- He's feeling a little under the weather.
- So he sent you?

339
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,732
- Yes!
- But I hate you.

340
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,067
Aaron, come on.
It's been years.

341
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,943
I'm not over it.
Is Andrew coming or not?

342
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:30,072
I am confident that we can do everything
for you here. Everything...

343
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,074
- better than anyone else in town.
- Hello, Aaron.

344
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:34,743
- This is a waste of my time.
- How are you?

345
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,245
Great, but I think you know I'm not
a big fan of yours either, Barbara.

346
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:39,081
- (laughs)
- I think you'll find that

347
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:41,583
whatever unhappiness you had
in the past we can change

348
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:45,087
- and now make you happy.
- Look, I like Andrew Klein.

349
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,546
I've been talking to him
for a couple of months.

350
00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,256
He said he had the keys
to my kingdom.

351
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,342
He was going to bring me ideas.
I was going to hear them.

352
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,302
I'm confident I can relay
those ideas to you right now.

353
00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,304
- Mr. Gold!
- I'm in the middle of a meeting.

354
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,306
- Are you kidding me?
- Sorkin: The meeting's over.

355
00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:58,642
- I'm just flirting with her.
- This is an emergency.

356
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:00,936
- Andrew Klein is on the phone.
- Oh good, where is he?

357
00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:02,312
Uh...

358
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,815
You can speak.

359
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,317
He's in jail.

360
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,831
- (phone rings)
- Thanks, man, I appreciate that.

361
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,833
Hello?

362
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,168
- Hello!
- It's Ashley.

363
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,254
Hey-yy!
How are you?

364
00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,464
- I'm okay, I'm fine.
- Are you sure?

365
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:31,925
No.

366
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,219
Uh, I mean,

367
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,179
I'm sorry.

368
00:17:36,347 --> 00:17:37,806
Why?
Look, I was the asshole.

369
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,015
Yes, you were,

370
00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:40,851
but I asked for it.

371
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,103
I wanted you to tell me
the truth and you did.

372
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:46,106
- I should respect that.
- Well, I appreciate it.

373
00:17:46,274 --> 00:17:48,525
And... I miss you.

374
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,155
Hello?
Is that weird to say?

375
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:55,031
Uh, no, not at all.

376
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,992
I'm just a little
surprised, that's all.

377
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,827
I'm a freak,
I know, but...

378
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:02,330
I've been thinking and I can understand
why you're not over your ex.

379
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,333
- But if you tell me you're not together...
- We're not together.

380
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,502
We haven't been together
for a long time.

381
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:10,839
I was just scared that I was
some naive chick getting used.

382
00:18:11,007 --> 00:18:12,716
No, you weren't being used.
I liked you.

383
00:18:12,884 --> 00:18:15,051
- Still?
- Yeah, of course I still do.

384
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,219
Good.
Come over.

385
00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,472
- Uh, right now?
- Yeah, I want to see you.

386
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,223
- Uhhhh...
- It's okay if you can't.

387
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,392
- I understand.
- Can I call you back in a bit?

388
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:25,187
- Yeah, sure.
- Okay, thanks.

389
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,189
- Hey!
- Hello.

390
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,815
Is everything okay?

391
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:32,027
- Yeah yeah.
- All right, buddy.

392
00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:34,446
Let's go get that drink.

393
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:37,240
You know what, Sloan?

394
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,951
I don't feel
like drinking.

395
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,662
What do you feel
like doing?

396
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,082
- I think I should go.
- Where?

397
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,169
Hey, buddy, will you hold
that car up, please?

398
00:18:49,337 --> 00:18:51,087
You know, this was
a bad idea.

399
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,631
I gotta go.
I'm sorry.

400
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,090
E, what the fuck?!

401
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,259
Well, what's the point
to this?

402
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,094
- The point to what?
- This!

403
00:18:58,262 --> 00:19:00,597
First you want to be friends,
then you don't want to be friends,

404
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,974
now you want friendly cocktails.
You don't know what you want

405
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,602
and I don't want to fuck it up
with a girl that I kinda like.

406
00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:08,063
- I'm sorry about that, man. Sorry.
- E!

407
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:11,358
E!
I am doing the best I can.

408
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,736
I do miss you,
but I just need time.

409
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,739
You've had plenty of time, all right?
And in that time, I've found someone else.

410
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,534
I don't want to mess it up while
you're trying to figure out what you want.

411
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,411
Is it that girl? The young one
from the premiere?

412
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:26,122
- She's 24.
- Yeah.

413
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,582
So that's it?

414
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,751
Yeah, I guess it is.

415
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:33,296
(rap music playing)

416
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,777
Aaron, you didn't really
need to come down here.

417
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,280
I tell you, Andrew, I was
so eager to hear your ideas,

418
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,865
I would have gone anywhere.

419
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,992
Go ahead, Andrew,
give them to him.

420
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,785
Give them to him.

421
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,877
Uh...
(sniffs)

422
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,838
Look, Aaron, you write,

423
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:19,175
you produce, um,
in TV and in film.

424
00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:21,803
But I...

425
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,932
I think it's time to...

426
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:28,977
to conquer
that last frontier...

427
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,478
directing.

428
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:34,149
I don't want to direct.
I'm a writer.

429
00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:37,152
I like writing. I could have directed
years ago if I wanted to...

430
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,696
He... he... he has more actually.
You have more,

431
00:20:39,864 --> 00:20:42,866
right, Andrew?

432
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:46,286
Uh...

433
00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:48,663
act as if you have faith

434
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,665
and faith shall
be given to you.

435
00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,127
- Jesus, that's pathetic.
- No, he's quoting me.

436
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,713
It's "The West Wing,"
the assassination episode.

437
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,715
I had a lot more of
your quotes written down

438
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:02,469
and I had a lot of amazing ideas,
brilliant ideas,

439
00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:04,346
but I couldn't get
into my house.

440
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:07,349
My wife wouldn't let me get them.
I blew that chance.

441
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:11,227
I blew my marriage,
and if I blow this with you,

442
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,688
I've blown
my career too.

443
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,023
I'm sorry, Aaron.

444
00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:17,901
I drove into my own house
for you, Aaron,

445
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:19,527
my own...

446
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:23,031
under-insured overpriced Beverly Hills
motherfucking home.

447
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,159
I took my car
and I put it in gear

448
00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:30,080
and I drove right into
my own goddamn living room.

449
00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:36,920
For you.
Who else would do that?

450
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:41,049
(sobbing)

451
00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:50,016
- I'm sorry.
- I had a rough divorce too.

452
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,769
I get it.

453
00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,189
We'll give it a shot.

454
00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:01,403
- Really?
- Yeah, but if he ever calls me, I'm gone.

455
00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:14,958
(door buzzes)

456
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:32,642
(cell phone ringing)

457
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,853
- Oh, don't you dare.
- What? I have to get it.

458
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,563
- Why?
- Because it could be Vince.

459
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:39,774
Vince is a big boy.
Come on, I need my Eric fix.

460
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:43,319
Listen, Vince has a stalker
and something might have happened.

461
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:45,613
- Seriously?
- Yes.

462
00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:48,491
Yo, everything cool?

463
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,577
Mmm, yeah, totally.

464
00:22:50,745 --> 00:22:52,912
You still with Sloan?
We're going a little stir-crazy.

465
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,165
We're gonna take Big Yoni
out for some fun.

466
00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,792
- I'm at Ashley's.
- Ashley's... how?

467
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,627
She's great.
We're great.

468
00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:01,838
Uh-huh, okay, have fun.

469
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,799
I will. You are gonna
get me in trouble.

470
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,177
- Where was he?
- Ashley's.

471
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,179
- At Sloan's.
- Ashley's.

472
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,973
- Interesting.
- Vince, you know

473
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,516
a Curtis Tucker?

474
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,727
- Nope.
- Well, he knows you.

475
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,521
- Found this in the couch.
- What does that mean?

476
00:23:18,689 --> 00:23:21,858
It means that we may
have found our stalker.

477
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,657
(pop music playing)