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(theme music playing)

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(men laughing)

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(speaking Hebrew)

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(loud laughter)

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Damn.

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(loud chatter)

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(woofs)

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- (thumps)
- Oi!

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- They woke you too?
- Yep.

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You know that Big Yoni guy
uses my toilet?

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- Yep.
- And he leaves floaters!

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- I didn't know that.
- What are we gonna do?

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Talk to Aaron.
I called him, he's on his way.

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- You seen my Fruit Loops?
- Nope.

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Big Yoni's
eating them outside.

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- Turtle: This guy's pushing me.
- Bagel Broker.

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- Nice!
- What is with your face?

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They surprised me with a new scene
when I got to the set last night...

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battery acid sprays
out of my car engine.

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Four hours of makeup for one line,
compliments of Dan Coakley.

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- Why didn't you take it off?
- I've got to shoot again tonight.

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I can't bear another session
in the makeup chair.

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- Now you've got two bad sides.
- Don't start with me, Turtle.

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- I'm exhausted.
- Oh, you are?!

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We've got the Israeli army waking us up
all night and you can go home!

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Baby bro was hungry
and you can go to Jamie's.

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I'm a friend who doesn't
leave his boy in crisis.

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Appreciate that, Turtle.

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Since Jamie's a little too scared
to sleep here,

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I'm having a little
crisis of my own.

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You've gone years without pussy,
a couple days won't kill you.

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- Shut your mouth, acid face!
- You want to go?

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- Yeah, I do!
- Don't fucking get in my face.

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- Whoa whoa whoa!
- You're disgusting.

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- You boys okay?
- Actually no, we're not.

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- He started it.
- One of your goons ate my Fruit Loops.

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The same goon keeps
pummeling my toilet.

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- I'm sorry. I'll talk to him.
- And I thought your man outside

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was gonna shoot me
when I pulled up this morning.

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- It's makeup.
- Aaron, I think everyone's a little tense

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with all the people
around the house constantly.

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How much longer do you think
we're gonna have this much security?

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I can scale it back
if that's what you want.

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But I think you should hear what we found
on this guy before you make that decision.

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- Here's a report. He has a few arrests.
- He tried to kill his father?

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As a child, he had
an affinity for setting fires.

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At the age of 12,
he burned down his house,

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badly injuring his father.
He was questioned and cleared.

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- Jesus.
- Creepy.

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- We'll keep the security.
- It shouldn't be for much longer.

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We have this guy
under 24-hour surveillance.

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- So what should we do?
- What you normally do.

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- Well, I have a fitting today.
- No worries.

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Live your life as usual. My guys will be
there just in case of any surprises.

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- I'll be there too, bro.
- Appreciate it, Johnny.

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- But lose the makeup, huh?
- No can do.

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Okay. Turtle,
you want to come also?

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- I got class.
- So much for you being a good friend.

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- I have a perfect attendance record.
- It's okay, you go to class.

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But do me a favor, call E,
have him to meet me there

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- because it looks like I have a ride.
- You got it, boss.

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(phone ringing)

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Hello?

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- Yo, wake up.
- What time is it?

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I don't know, 7-something.

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- Are you alone?
- No.

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- Ashley?
- Who else?

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- With you, who knows?
- She wake you up with a morning BJ, E?

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- Eric: What's up?
- Drama: Tell her she should.

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What's up?

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Vince wanted me to tell you
to meet him at the fitting.

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- Sounds good.
- Not as good as a morning BJ.

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Okay, I gotta go.
I'll talk to you later.

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- Who was that?
- It was Turtle.

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Oh, what did he want?

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Just to tell me that I have
to meet Vince at the fitting.

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I gotta get up.

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Eric, was that...

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really Turtle?

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Yeah, why?

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'Cause you were talking
really weird on the phone.

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- Weird?
- Cryptic, short answers,

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like you were
hiding something.

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I wasn't hiding anything.
You want to know the truth?

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Yeah.

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Well, he was saying
some stupid things, that's why.

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Like what?

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Like Drama wanted to know
if you woke me up...

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Wait. Drama?
I thought it was Turtle.

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Drama got on the phone
and he wanted to know

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if you woke me up
with a... you know.

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- You know.
- Ahh.

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He's an idiot that's why
I was being cryptic.

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I hate when my friends do stuff like that.
I'm sorry, I don't mean to be crazy.

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Don't be sorry.
I gotta jump in the shower.

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(groans)

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- I know it's annoying, Vinnie.
- Do you?

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Two guys following
behind me, my every move.

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You usually have three. The only
difference is your idiots aren't armed.

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- You're always a help, Ari.
- I'm sorry, Vinnie. It'll be over soon.

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- Enjoy Darabont.
- I will.

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- Later.
- Later.

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- Lloyd: Morning, Mr. Gold.
- Morning, slave.

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I trust you heard that
Adam Davies was promoted

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- to the head of his talent department.
- I did.

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And I was preparing
to send him feces.

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- No?
- No, but I like the proactive thought.

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- Just get him on the phone and Zac too.
- Zac who?

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Zac Who-you-don't-get-to-know-his-name-
because-you-are-a-peasant.

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Oh good God,
abs alert.

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Don't whack off to the sound
of his voice. Chop chop.

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What could you
possibly want, Ari?

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I just wanted
to congratulate you

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on making it
to the top of the Gestapo.

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You really want anything?

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- No, but your ex-client does.
- What ex-client?

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- Connect him, Lloyd!
- Mr. Efron, you're on

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with Mr. Gold and Mr. Davies.

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- Hello.
- Zac!

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Buddy, what's up?

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You think you can
leverage me, Adam?

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- What are you talking about?
- You promised Disney

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I'd do a shirtless lunchbox
if they gave The Rock

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- an extra five mil for "Witch 2."
- A shirtless lunchbox?

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- No, it's not happening.
- Davies: Zac,

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- that was a joke.
- You're a joke.

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- Hold on, Adam.
- My girl here is a really big fan.

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- Right?
- Hi, can I please have your autograph?

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- Of course.
- Make it out to Lori.

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- Zac, are you there?
- I'm sorry, are you in a rush, Adam?

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- It's very nice to meet you, Lori.
- I'm Daryn.

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I'm Lori.
It's nice to meet you.

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Daryn:
Oh God.

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- Are you still there, Adam?
- Yep.

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Good.
You're fired.

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- I'm with Ari now.
- Gut Yontif!

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(phone beeps, disconnects)

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Beautiful work, Zac,
beautiful.

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You are now my new
favorite client.

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I cannot wait to get you a producer credit
on "College Musical."

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That's hilarious, Ari.
How about a signing present?

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Something with four wheels
and leather seats.

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Consider it done,
my friend. Later.

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- Later.
- I'd buy that lunchbox, by the way.

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I'm really sorry.

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Ashley doesn't
trust me.

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I never had a girl
that trusted me. It sucks.

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Yeah, but E's as
trustworthy as they get.

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- He's like a Toyota.
- I did lie to her about Sloan calling me.

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- Look, E, do you really like this girl?
- Yeah, I do.

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Then you're gonna have
to earn back her trust.

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Never happen.
Girls have memories like elephants.

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You get caught lying once, you're done,
no matter what they tell you.

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- What do you know about relationships?
- Everything.

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I agree with Vince. I think if you're
a good guy you can prove it.

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- Thank you.
- Please.

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- Vincent!
- Hey, Frank.

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You're looking good. I like
this look on you. It's excellent.

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- Hey, Eric.
- Hey, Frank.

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Hey, Frank,
how are you?

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- Yeah... yeah, it's makeup.
- Eew.

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So are you getting ready, huh?
21 days.

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I'm so excited.
I really want to get back to work.

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You and me both.
The sets are almost completely rebuilt.

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- (phone rings)
- They're real... who are these guys?

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Eric: Oh, we're having a bit
of a security issue.

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Don't worry, it won't
affect the movie.

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- Mr. Chase?
- Yeah?

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That was Aaron. We momentarily
lost track of our target.

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He would like you to come back home
for the time being.

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- How do you lose a tail?
- It's okay. I'll finish up the fitting.

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- Nothing's going to happen.
- Whoa whoa whoa.

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- Vince, what's going on?
- I think I might have a stalker.

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- Eric: We don't know that yet.
- A stalker?

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Not good, man, listen,

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after "Shawshank" came out,
I got all these letters from convicts...

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most very complimentary,
but there was this one guy,

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sent me like 50 letters
saying that when he got out

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he was going to
Shawshank me in the ass.

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Who couldn't
love that movie?

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- So what happened?
- The guy got paroled.

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Sure enough, one day
he shows up on my doorstep.

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- Jesus.
- What'd you do?

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- I shot him.
- (laughs) Oh, Frank.

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No no, I'm serious.
I shot him in the ass.

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- Here.
- Hey hey hey.

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- It's okay, he's a director.
- Relax, fellas, I know what I'm doing.

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Safety's on, take this one.
I got a whole bunch more at home.

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Oh no, we've already had
a bit of a gun issue.

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- Really?
- It was Turtle's fault.

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- You sure?
- Yes, thank you.

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All right, but I'm
telling you something:

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Shit like this is not to be
trifled with, my friend.

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My advice to you,
listen to your Israelis.

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Go home. We can always do this fitting
some other time, yeah?

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- I could finish this up at the house.
- Vince?

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- At the house will be fine.
- Wonderful. At the house is fine.

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Good, thank you, fellas.
Thank you, everybody.

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Vince, seriously,
paranoia.

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That's all I'm saying.

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Yeah.

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- (phone rings)
- Ari Gold's office.

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- Lloyd, it's Adam Davies.
- Oh... hi.

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Uh, let me see
if I can get Mr. Gold.

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I'm not calling
for Ari, Lloyd.

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- I'm calling for you.
- Oh.

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- Are you happy there?
- Happy?

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How would you like
to come work for me?

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How would you like
to finally be an agent?

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Would this be just so you
could get back at Ari?

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No, Lloyd. Getting back at Ari
is the bonus.

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- That's not great motivation for me.
- Three-year contract.

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Triple what you're making,
I'm sure.

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Come in, we'll discuss.

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I'm sorry,
but I can't do that.

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If that's a personal call you're on, Lloyd,
I'm going to waterboard you.

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- I have to go.
- Who was that?

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- My mother.
- Andrew: Ari!

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Aaron Sorkin is signed,
sealed and delivered.

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Beautiful!
You hear that, Lloyd?

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- Yes, congratulations.
- Now take a good look at this man.

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All right, now what do you see in him
that you don't see in yourself?

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I don't know.

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- A purpose.
- (Andrew laughs)

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Now call your mother and tell
her that you don't have one.

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- All right? Lunch?
- Great.

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00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:16,133
Slave, call the Grill
and tell them we're on our way.

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- (phone rings)
- Ari Gold's office.

229
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:25,976
- Have you reconsidered yet, Lloyd?
- I'm happy here, really.

230
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,604
This offer won't
last forever.

231
00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:31,106
Tick tock.

232
00:11:33,902 --> 00:11:37,780
How can I be calm when baby bro's safety
is in the hands of inept gorillas?

233
00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:40,491
- Please control your man, Eric.
- Would you calm down, please?

234
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:44,036
No, I can't calm down when we're locked
up in here like wild animals.

235
00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,663
You're not locked up.
You're free to leave whenever you want.

236
00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,833
I don't get why you just didn't have
this guy arrested in the first place.

237
00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:52,127
'Cause we have no actual proof
it was him who broke in.

238
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,630
Then you should have had
your goons stick him in the trunk

239
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:57,174
- and give him an Israeli-type warning.
- You watch too much TV!

240
00:11:57,342 --> 00:11:59,676
Drama, would you let the professionals do
theirjobs, please?

241
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,929
Fine.
Do yourjob.

242
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,807
Thank you. So what does
this guy do anyway?

243
00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:07,059
- He works in a retail shop.
- Which one?

244
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,977
Maybe we've crossed paths
with him before.

245
00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:12,523
Do you spend a lot of time in a place
called the Pleasure Chest?

246
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:15,818
- Great mother of God.
- He does.

247
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:19,154
Do you have any idea how sick this guy
must be if he works at the Pleasure Chest?

248
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,657
Why? You used to spend more time
there than the employees.

249
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:24,243
Yeah, so what?
He's a stalker, I'm not.

250
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:28,497
And he has an unlimited access to dildoes
and restraints and this guy lost him!

251
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,707
But we have Vince
which is most important.

252
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,668
I'm not feeling
like you have anything.

253
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,878
You want me to make
you feel something?

254
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,798
- Guys.
- Fine fine.

255
00:12:37,966 --> 00:12:40,843
I'll let the professionals
do theirjob.

256
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:42,553
I'm gonna go
take a nap.

257
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,013
That one is
a loose cannon.

258
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:51,979
(rings)

259
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:53,981
Pleasure Chest,
this is Sadie.

260
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,233
Hey, Sadie, I don't know
if you remember me?

261
00:12:56,401 --> 00:13:00,195
I don't remember you, I won't have
phone sex with you and I'm a lesbian.

262
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,531
- No no no, this is Johnny Chase. We...
- Drama?

263
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:04,741
- Yeah!
- Holy shit, man. How are you?

264
00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:06,827
- Good good.
- Haven't seen you

265
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:10,080
- since you made it big on the network.
- Yeah, well, I can't really be rolling in there

266
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:12,166
- now that I'm a public figure.
- (moaning)

267
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,543
(scoffs) Jeez, Drama,
turn down the porn, will ya?

268
00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,879
- (moaning)
- No, that's not porn.

269
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,715
- It's Vince.
- Oh, guess he's good.

270
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:22,551
- Yeah, he's great.
- Sweet. So what's up?

271
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:25,220
Look, I wanted to ask you about
an employee... Curtis Tucker.

272
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:27,389
- What about him?
- What do you know about him?

273
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:30,225
Not much.
Quiet, keeps to himself.

274
00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,936
- Why?
- I think he's got a hard-on for my baby bro.

275
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:34,396
(snickers)
Who doesn't?

276
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,232
No, not that kind of a hard-on.
More of a stalkerish nature.

277
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,943
Yeah, it wouldn't shock me.
Kid is creepy.

278
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:42,196
- Have you seen him?
- Not since yesterday, no.

279
00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:45,240
But I think he switched shifts
so he should be around at, like, 4:00.

280
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,284
Great.
Maybe I'll be there too.

281
00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,786
You're not going to cause trouble,
now are you, Drama?

282
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:53,081
- Would you like it if I did?
- You know it.

283
00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:55,083
Although I am still
recovering from you

284
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,294
dislocating my pinkie
at that S&M seminar.

285
00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,088
(laughs)
Maybe I'll make it up to you. Ciao.

286
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:04,760
Hey.

287
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,262
- Hey.
- Everything fit okay?

288
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,348
- Yeah.
- I gotta run to the set.

289
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,350
- Okay.
- I thought you were taking a nap?

290
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,644
- Later!
- Later.

291
00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:17,814
Tom, I don't know if it's a real offer or not.
I'm just telling you what was said.

292
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,149
Lloyd!

293
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,235
- I gotta go.
- Lloyd!

294
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,487
Coming, Mr. Gold.

295
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:26,448
- Yes, sir.
- I just spilled water all over my keyboard.

296
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,575
- Why?
- Because you were so busy,

297
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:31,078
- you accidentally knocked it over.
- No, because the only water

298
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,705
that is available is in
these stupid little cups.

299
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,457
No bottles.
Where are the bottles?

300
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,502
In the landfill. You said
you wanted to be more green.

301
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,671
That's because Leo
was in earshot.

302
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:43,966
- I will switch out your keyboard right away.
- Good.

303
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:47,094
Wait till I'm out of the office
before you get on your knees.

304
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,181
- Ari... Mr. Gold.
- What?

305
00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,977
- You know it's been 50 days.
- 50 days.

306
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:59,565
You said 100 days of hell and then
I'd be an agent. It's been 50.

307
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,192
So I just want to make sure
we're still on track.

308
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,155
- Still on track?
- That nothing's changed?

309
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,533
Are you seriously
questioning me?

310
00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:13,704
I'm just asking.
Because today I was offered a job.

311
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:18,166
- You were offered a job?
- A real job, Ari.

312
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,961
To be an agent, which of course
is what I've always wanted...

313
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,505
but to be an agent for you!
So I just want to make sure

314
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:25,382
that I'm still going
to be in 50 days.

315
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,050
- I just added 10 days.
- Ari, no!

316
00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:28,760
10 more! You want to keep
questioning me?

317
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,304
- Ari, I just...
- Or keep telling me

318
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,306
- about your otherjob opportunities.
- Ari!

319
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,350
It's "Mr. Gold" for 70...
now 80!

320
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,060
Or you can go ahead
and represent

321
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:39,563
dancing Chihuahuas
or whatever your offer is.

322
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:41,523
Go ahead, keep questioning me.
I dare you.

323
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:43,442
- Please.
- 90 days.

324
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,194
This is not "The Breakfast Club,"
Mr. Gold, this is my life.

325
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,739
100 days.
You want 10 more?

326
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:51,199
- You just got them.
- For what?

327
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,993
For what you
were thinking.

328
00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:56,246
Now I've got chores for you when
you're done cleaning up my keyboard.

329
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:59,708
Get my car, have it washed. Go get
my dry cleaning, bring it to my house,

330
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,377
clean up all the dogshit
and my neighbor's.

331
00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:05,047
Don't you ever question
my word again!

332
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,968
- Go.
- Yes, sir.

333
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,222
- What do you mean they lost him?
- Drama: Just what I said.

334
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,100
Now they're following me around
as if I'm the problem.

335
00:16:17,268 --> 00:16:19,061
- Am I supposed to go home?
- No no no.

336
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,896
I got the situation
under control.

337
00:16:21,064 --> 00:16:22,564
(giggles)

338
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,941
I'm sure you do.
Did I look weird today?

339
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,110
Like I memorize you
every morning.

340
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,112
What do you need, Drama?

341
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,906
I need you to call the house,

342
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,949
tell Cohn that you need
a man with you.

343
00:16:33,117 --> 00:16:35,243
- Why?
- So I can give this perv

344
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,287
a good old-fashioned
New York warning.

345
00:16:37,455 --> 00:16:39,081
- L...
- Hey.

346
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,749
- I'm Brooke.
- Hi.

347
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,834
- Turtle, are you listening to me?
- Yes.

348
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,253
- I have a homework question.
- Are you in my class?

349
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,756
No.
I'll ask you later.

350
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,716
- Ask me what?
- Turtle, would you stop socializing

351
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,593
and call Aaron?

352
00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,970
Do you really want to sit around
and wait for this guy to come to us?

353
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:57,099
- What the hell?
- Is that what we are... passive pussies?

354
00:16:57,266 --> 00:16:59,643
My break's over.
I've got to get to class.

355
00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:02,479
- Come on, Turtle!
- Fine! Later.

356
00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:05,273
I'm coming as soon as
your car is washed.

357
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:07,984
- You haven't done that yet?
- It's only been 30 minutes, Mr. Gold.

358
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,444
I'm moving
as fast as I can.

359
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,822
If you would have dropped
the weight like I told you to,

360
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:13,573
you'd be a little more
aerodynamic.

361
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:16,618
I wanted to do it last so it
was as fresh as possible.

362
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,829
Jesus Christ,
10 more days.

363
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,456
- Ari, why?
- Because you're weak, Lloyd.

364
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,126
- I am not.
- Don't cry.

365
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,086
- I am not crying!
- Because I will add

366
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,672
a whole new lifetime
if you start crying.

367
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,842
- I am not crying, Ari.
- It's "Mr. Gold."

368
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,511
I'm not fucking crying,
Mr. Gold!

369
00:17:34,679 --> 00:17:36,430
(shouts)
Oh my God!

370
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,223
- What happened?
- I've been hit.

371
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,267
- What?
- You've been hit... rear-ended.

372
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:41,685
- Oh God.
- Jesus Christ!

373
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:44,146
- Are you kidding me?!
- Ari, it wasn't my fault.

374
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,023
- Everything is your fault.
- It's your fault

375
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,484
because you accused me
of crying when I wasn't

376
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:51,194
and accused me of being weak
when I'm not!

377
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:54,114
You're blaming me for you
crashing my car?

378
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:57,325
- I'm blaming you for ruining my life!
- (honking)

379
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,829
Get your ass back here before you say
something you're going to regret.

380
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,290
I regret ever having
met you, Ari Gold.

381
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,501
Your car is on Wilshire
and Crescent waiting for you.

382
00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:10,297
- You're abandoning it?!
- Yes, and I'm abandoning you!

383
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:13,133
- Lloyd? Lloyd!
- (honking)

384
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,843
(screams)
Lloyd!

385
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,725
Johnny Drama.

386
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:24,561
Hey, Sadie,
good to see you.

387
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:27,397
You too.
What's up with your face?

388
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,692
- It's makeup.
- Sexy.

389
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,153
- Is he here yet?
- No, not yet.

390
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,405
- Why don't you browse?
- Cool.

391
00:18:35,573 --> 00:18:37,741
I'll be in bondage.

392
00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,577
I'll sneak away
when I can.

393
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,207
You want
to double tonight?

394
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,042
With who?
You and the clothing girl?

395
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,044
- She's cool.
- You've known her for 20 minutes.

396
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,213
- How do you know?
- Good instincts.

397
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,841
I think I gotta go alone.
I've got some work to do with Ashley.

398
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:58,094
- (phone ringing)
- Speaking of which.

399
00:18:59,514 --> 00:19:01,556
Are your ears burning?
We were talking about you.

400
00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:03,683
- Where are you?
- I'm at Vince's.

401
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,769
I thought you were gonna be
at the office all day.

402
00:19:05,937 --> 00:19:08,438
Yeah, I thought so too, but something
came up. Where are you?

403
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,106
- At your office.
- Oh.

404
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:12,776
- I wanted to surprise you.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

405
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:15,779
I met your assistant.

406
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,906
Vince, we've got
a problem.

407
00:19:18,074 --> 00:19:19,950
There's a problem here.
Can I call you back?

408
00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,910
Um... yeah, sure!

409
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:23,537
- Bye.
- What happened?

410
00:19:23,704 --> 00:19:25,580
Your crazy brother is
inside the Pleasure Chest.

411
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:28,708
We've got sight of our main suspect.
He's pulling up there right now.

412
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,586
- I'm gonna call him.
- No no, I'll call him.

413
00:19:33,256 --> 00:19:35,257
(cell phone ringing)

414
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:38,969
Hey, Curtis.
How you doing?

415
00:19:39,136 --> 00:19:40,762
All right.
What's going on?

416
00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:44,766
Hello, Curtis, how are you?

417
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,018
I'm okay.
Do I know you?

418
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,895
I don't know,
do you?

419
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:50,730
You look
kind of familiar.

420
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:54,442
Walk with me, Curtis.
I'd like to ask you a few questions.

421
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,279
- All right, thanks. I'll email you.
- All right, later.

422
00:19:57,446 --> 00:19:59,114
Hey!
Sorry.

423
00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,657
What's up?

424
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,701
I don't really have
a homework question.

425
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,619
No, you just like
to laugh at me?

426
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:07,122
I haven't been laughing at you.
They have.

427
00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,124
I think
you're really cute.

428
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,209
- Really?
- Yeah.

429
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,963
- So why are they laughing at me?
- They know things.

430
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,300
- Like what?
- Like that you live in quite the house.

431
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:21,469
- How do they know that?
- 1250 North Crossroads Drive.

432
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,346
What's that about?

433
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,974
- I have a roommate.
- And a dog.

434
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,143
And you prefer
boxers to briefs.

435
00:20:28,311 --> 00:20:29,811
What the hell
is going on!

436
00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:32,314
They're all wearing
your underwear.

437
00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:35,317
- See?
- Whoo!

438
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:39,279
Our rush chairman told us we had to steal
Jamie-Lynn Sigler's boyfriend's underwear.

439
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,615
Sorry.

440
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:44,784
- You broke in and stole my underwear?
- No, not me.

441
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:47,329
I only wear thongs.

442
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,460
- Vincent Chase!
- Vincent Chase.

443
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,795
- What about him?
- Admit it, you were at his house.

444
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,797
- I wasn't.
- You were.

445
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,342
- And I found your license to prove it.
- (phone ringing)

446
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,594
I lost this license years ago.
Where did you find it?

447
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,138
- In the couch!
- Where did you get the couch?

448
00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,349
- What does it matter?
- H.D. Buttercup?

449
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,851
Yeah, maybe.

450
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,604
- How did you know?
- I used to sell furniture there.

451
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,272
- Maybe it fell in.
- Bullshit!

452
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,358
How long have you been
stalking Vince?

453
00:21:16,525 --> 00:21:18,401
Sadie: Uh, Johnny,
Vince is on the phone.

454
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,738
He says to tell you it was all
a sorority prank on Turtle.

455
00:21:21,906 --> 00:21:24,366
Here's my current
license.

456
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,743
It's not lost, see?

457
00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,664
Oh.

458
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:34,042
- (laughing)
- Who would have thought

459
00:21:34,210 --> 00:21:36,670
that a girl would want to get in
my underwear before Vince's?

460
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:38,296
Who would have thought
anyone would have wanted

461
00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:39,881
to get anywhere near
your underwear?

462
00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,841
Don't be bitter because
I have more fans than you.

463
00:21:42,009 --> 00:21:43,843
- Eric: You gonna tell Jamie?
- No.

464
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:46,054
Drama stopped the real
stalker in my story.

465
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:47,764
- Good move.
- If he was the real one,

466
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,349
I would have stopped him.
Trust me.

467
00:21:49,517 --> 00:21:51,393
Vince: All right, guys,
what do you want to do tonight?

468
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:53,770
- Celebrate our freedom.
- E, you got Ashley?

469
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:55,689
I called her,
I haven't heard back yet.

470
00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,440
- I gotta work.
- I don't think that face

471
00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:58,566
would do great in clubs anyway.

472
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,902
I think that makeup's
bringing on some adult acne.

473
00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,905
- Right?
- Oh ho ho!

474
00:22:04,073 --> 00:22:07,534
- I'm gonna kill you, Drama.
- You and what sorority sister?

475
00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:10,412
So, listen, Vinnie,
I'm glad it all worked out.

476
00:22:10,579 --> 00:22:12,372
So are you gonna join us
out tonight?

477
00:22:12,540 --> 00:22:15,125
Naw, no can do. Got a mess
I'm dealing with here at the office.

478
00:22:15,292 --> 00:22:17,794
- Everything okay?
- It will be.

479
00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,130
- Okay, talk later.
- All right, later.

480
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,090
Hi, Mr. Gold.

481
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:23,633
I'm Craig.

482
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:25,760
H.R. Sent me down
to fill in for Lloyd.

483
00:22:25,928 --> 00:22:27,929
Great.

484
00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:30,265
I really look forward
to helping you out.

485
00:22:30,433 --> 00:22:32,308
Uh, do you know when
he'll be back?

486
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,686
You want the truth?

487
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,271
- Sure.
- Uh, he won't.

488
00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:38,356
I killed him.

489
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,650
I shot him and I buried him
underneath my desk.

490
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,611
- Any more questions?
- Uh, no.

491
00:22:43,779 --> 00:22:46,281
Good. Now get out of here
before I kill you too.

492
00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:55,999
(organ music playing)