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(theme music playing)

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- I'm not calling her again.
- I wouldn't.

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What could I have possibly
done wrong this time?

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- You won't know unless you call.
- So you think I should call?

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- If you want to know what you did wrong.
- All right, I'll call.

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I'm not calling because
I didn't do anything.

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- Good for you, taking a stand.
- A stand against what?

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A stand against women who get mad at us
when we haven't even done anything.

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When have you
had that, Turtle?

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I've had everything
you've had.

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Jamie mad at you
about something?

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No, but she did get weird
when I told her

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about the sorority girls
rolling around in my underwear.

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- E: What did she say?
- Nothing much.

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Just that she's driving me
to school from now on.

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- Ooh, that make you nervous?
- No, why should it?

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Maybe 'cause you're still
thinking about that one girl.

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- Thinking about her?
- Yeah, like you want to bang her.

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- Stop. I have a girlfriend.
- Oh, so you don't want to bang her?

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I don't even want to think about
banging her 'cause I have a girlfriend.

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Good for you, Turtle.

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Why, you think
I should bang her?

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No no no no.

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But it would be normal
if you did think about it.

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I am thinking about it.
I feel very guilty.

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Yo, Johnny.
What's up?

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- How was work?
- Awful.

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Stacy, can I get another
one of these, please?

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- Amstel.
- I'll have one of those too.

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- Okay, Turtle?
- Driving.

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- All right.
- What happened?

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Apparently
the facial lacerations

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that Coakley made them
give me are infected and

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- my character's got staph or something.
- Whoa.

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In tonight's scene,
my speech was slurred

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so they had to rush me
to the hospital.

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I think my character's
heading for a coma.

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- Jesus.
- Yeah.

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I can't take
much more of this.

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At least you're still
getting a paycheck.

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I didn't get into this business
for a paycheck, Turtle.

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I got into this business so that
the world could see my talent.

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Oh, Christ.
This just ain't my night.

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- What happened?
- See the guy who walked in over there?

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- Don't look!
- You said, "See the guy over there?"

46
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- Now I'm telling you don't look at him.
- Who is he?

47
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It's the producer that
fired me from "Melrose Place."

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God, don't see me.

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Hold on a second.
Johnny Chase!

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- Johnny Chase.
- Hey, Phil Yagoda.

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- How the hell are you?
- What's going on, man? I'm good.

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- Been a long time.
- Yeah yeah.

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This is my brother Vince,
Turtle and Eric.

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- Hey, guys. Big fan.
- Thanks.

55
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So how're you doing?
Show's doing great?

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Yeah yeah.
Loving it there.

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It's just one of the great working
experiences of my life.

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- Beautiful.
- No offense.

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None taken, man. We had some
good times back in the day.

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Yeah, it did take me

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to Crazy Girls
after you canned me.

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(laughs)

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I didn't can you.
Higher ups than me did.

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- Yeah, well...
- I can't believe you're sitting here, man.

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I literally was
just thinking about you.

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Yeah?
Why?

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Well, we're gearing up
to do "Melrose" 2009

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and, um...
(laughs)

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There's a part
you're perfect for.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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You would work
with me again?

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Yeah, Johnny.

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In a second, man,
if you were available.

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Hey, nice to see you, man.

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- Take care, guys.
- See you, man.

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Can you imagine me back
on "Melrose Place"?

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Talk about
a return-to-glory story.

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You're not available so stop
killing yourself about it.

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Maybe I could get out of
my "Five Towns" contract.

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Coakley said he's gonna torture you
for the rest of your life.

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- You know that's never gonna happen.
- Never say never.

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Come on, let's have
some positivity, people.

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- Think it's possible, bro?
- Anything's possible, Johnny.

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- What should I do?
- Call your agent.

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It's 6:00 in the morning.

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I didn't mean
right this second.

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Yeah, maybe I'll wait
30 minutes.

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- Where are you going?
- I'm going to Ashley's.

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- I got to know what I did.
- You've been drinking.

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Yeah, okay, you're right.
Turtle, you gonna drive me?

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What happened
to taking a stand?

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- Come on, get up. I need a ride.
- Good luck.

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(sighs)

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I can't wait any longer.

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Well, you have
no temperature.

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Check it again.
I know I'm dying.

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You're not dying. Leaving Ari
has you fearing for your life, maybe.

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But this is going to be the best thing
that's ever happened to you.

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- Trust me.
- (phone ringing)

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- Is it Ari?
- Nope, Johnny Chase.

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My only client.

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What if he doesn't
want to come with me?

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Convey confidence
and he will.

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All right?

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- Hi, Johnny.
- Hey, Lloyd, I got some news.

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I do as well. I've left Ari
for greener pastures.

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I'd like a commitment from you
that you're coming with me.

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- You left Ari?
- I'm working with Adam Davies now.

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- Jesus Christ, not today!
- There's nothing to worry about.

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Look, I think maybe I can
get on the new "Melrose Place"

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if I can get out of
my "Five Towns" contract.

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- Johnny...
- Lloyd, I need you to find out if it's true.

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If it is, see if you can
get me out of that contract.

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Are you gonna
come with me?

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Take care of what I just
told you and we'll talk.

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Later.
I am so screwed.

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Christ, I've got
work to do.

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Grab me a handful
of Xanaxs, would you?

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I'm okay, I'm in work mode.
Go!

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Stop stop stop.

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You want me
to wait?

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No, I'm all good.

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You are
a confident drunk.

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(tapping)

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Jesus Christ, Eric.
What are you doing?

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- Let me in.
- Go to the front.

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- What time is it?
- It's early.

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- You didn't call me back.
- I was going to.

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I didn't feel like waiting.

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- I don't want to get in a fight.
- Me either.

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But I know I'm in trouble.
And since I know I didn't do anything

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why don't you tell me what the problem
is so I can clear this up?

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- Are you drunk?
- Not really.

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What did I do?

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Okay, who is Rupert Pupkin?

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- What?
- Yesterday morning when the phone rang

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- you said it was Turtle.
- It was.

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- Then you said it was Drama.
- It was.

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Then the caller I.D. Said
it was Rupert Pupkin.

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(laughs)
Jesus.

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Who is Rupert Pupkin?

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It's, uh...

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well, he's a guy I've been
seeing on the side.

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I'm kidding.
It's Vince's alias.

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- His alias?
- Yeah, he can't be calling people

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and Vincent Chase comes up.
It's from "King of Comedy."

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- Why don't you trust me?
- I don't know.

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You're gonna have to learn to
or it's never gonna work.

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This is why I didn't
want to talk last night.

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I don't want
to be grilling you.

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- Something about us is off.
- We're not off.

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I'm not like this.

153
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Then what are you like?
Tell me, please, I want to know.

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Eric, it's like 7:00 A.M.

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Good, that way we can sleep
before I go to work.

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Uh, sleep?

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Yeah, trust me.

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- Okay, fine.
- Okay.

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- Baby.
- Yeah?

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I woke up with wood.

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And why is that
my problem?

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- Just take care of me.
- How about you take care of me?

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Come on, I have to work all day.
I don't want to work now.

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- Sorry.
- Okay, fine.

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- (phone ringing)
- Jesus.

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- Rupert Pupkin?
- Vince.

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- Hello?
- Oh God.

168
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Baby, I need
at least a blowjob.

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Blow yourself.

170
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Yo, buddy.

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Yo, Ari, sorry for
calling so early.

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- Everything okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

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- It's Johnny.
- I'm freaking out, Ari.

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What's the problem?

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He heard Lloyd's going
over to Adam Davies.

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- Ari?
- Adam Davies?

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Yeah, I assumed you knew.

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Of course I knew.

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Good riddance.
What's Drama worried about?

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He's got a career crisis going on
and he's not sure Lloyd can handle it.

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- Of course he can't handle it.
- I'm desperate for help, Ari.

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Help is on the way.
Just give me the details.

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I'm sorry you feel
that way, Ari.

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You're sorry, Lloyd?!

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You have no idea how sorry
you're going to be.

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I am going to destroy you.

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I am going to erode

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every fiber
of your spirit.

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You no longer exist.

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You are dead to me.

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And the town will know
that anyone meeting with you,

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speaking with you
or even nodding to you

193
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on the street
will be dead as well.

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So die, Lloyd.
Die die die!

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And when you're gagging
on Davies' balls

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I want you to bite down
so he can die too.

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Call Dan Coakley's office,

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set up an emergency
meeting ASAP.

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Welcome, Lloyd.
(laughs)

200
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- Glad to have you onboard.
- Glad to be here, thank you.

201
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,189
Come on back. Gonna get an office
ready for you after lunch.

202
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But in the meantime, you can
use the conference room

203
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and Jeff here will help
you with anything you need.

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- Thank you so much.
- Mm-hmm.

205
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Jeff, get Dan Coakley on the phone.
Tell him it's regarding Johnny Chase.

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00:10:16,992 --> 00:10:19,827
And call Phil Yagoda over at "Melrose
Place." I need to speak with him as well.

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Got it.

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Work mode already.
I love it.

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Tell John I said
welcome back.

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Will do.

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Okay, so the reason I didn't
want to see you last night was

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- 'cause I needed time to formulate a plan.
- What do you mean?

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I mean, you show up and come at me
all like, "What's your deal?"

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- And I wasn't prepared.
- So now you're prepared?

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Yes.

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- Should I be worried?
- No.

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You should be excited because
I think I figured out

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how to deal with all
this shit and move past it.

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Anything you need.

220
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Well, first off, I need
to know that your assistant

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who wants to ride you
will not be a problem.

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- My assistant?
- The one that looks like a playmate.

223
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,746
She doesn't want to ride me.
What are you talking about?

224
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Trust me, she does.

225
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When I stopped by your office
she was giving me dirty looks.

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- I think you're imagining things.
- I know what I saw.

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Look, I like you, okay?
I want this to work.

228
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So just tell me
what you need.

229
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I want to read
your emails.

230
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You want to read
my emails?

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Just from the last
week or so.

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I just want to see
who you've been talking to

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and how you've been
talking to them.

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If there's nothing weird,
I'll never ask again.

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- Are you serious?
- Yes.

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And you can read mine too.

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I want us to have totally
open and honest relationship.

238
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,201
Here.

239
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,622
Johnny: Why is nobody
calling me back?

240
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:49,291
- This is a freaking nightmare.
- It's early, Johnny.

241
00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,043
Relax, Ari said
he'd handle it.

242
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:54,213
What if he doesn't? I miss this,
I may never get another opportunity.

243
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,800
- Drama, you got to calm down.
- I can't calm down.

244
00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,260
Come on, ring, phone.
Ring, God damn it! Ring!

245
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,471
- (car horn honks)
- That's Jamie.

246
00:12:02,639 --> 00:12:05,599
- All right, guys.
- Have fun.

247
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:09,812
- Okay, I'm nervous.
- About what?

248
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:11,814
- You haven't done anything.
- Yeah.

249
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:15,025
- Man up, Turtle.
- All right. Good luck.

250
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,111
- Later.
- Later.

251
00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:19,279
- (phone rings)
- Finally.

252
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,907
- Give me something good, Lloyd.
- I spoke with Phil Yagoda.

253
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,909
- Yeah?
- "Melrose" is real. Phil likes you

254
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,203
for the role but you'd have
to test for the network.

255
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:27,871
How many other people
are testing?

256
00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:30,999
- They have no one else right now.
- I like those odds.

257
00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,043
If you don't get it,
you'll have nothing.

258
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,547
So my recommendation personally is
you stick with the paycheck you have.

259
00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:38,549
No way. This opportunity
is meant to be.

260
00:12:38,716 --> 00:12:40,300
I'm walking dead
at "Five Towns."

261
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,511
- Have you spoken to Coakley yet?
- I left word.

262
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,638
- Leave word again.
- I'm into it, Johnny.

263
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:47,391
So is Ari, Lloyd.
Just so you know.

264
00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:50,018
I wish you hadn't done that.
Why did you do that, Johnny?

265
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,646
'Cause this
is my life, Lloyd.

266
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:56,400
Try Dan Coakley again now.

267
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,403
Since when do you get involved
in low-level TV actor discussions?

268
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,531
- Since now, Dan.
- Since it's Vincent Chase's brother.

269
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:06,034
I'm asking for a favor, all right?
Cut the kid loose.

270
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,120
But, Ari, come on.
You don't understand

271
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:10,831
how much happy it makes me
to see him suffer.

272
00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,583
You're on
the waiting list at Riv.

273
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,960
How happy would it make you
to be a member?

274
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:18,046
- You can move me up that list?
- I can move mountains, Dan.

275
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,883
And all I've got to do is just
let him out of his contract?

276
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,719
I'm sorry, a Lloyd Lee
on the line again.

277
00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:25,512
He says it's truly urgent.

278
00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:27,389
One other thing
you'd have to do.

279
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:31,059
I'm sorry, Mr. Lee, but Mr. Coakley
says that any discussions

280
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:34,021
about Johnny Chase will have
to be with his agent Ari Gold,

281
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:37,191
and that he will not be
returning your call ever.

282
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:38,442
Ever?

283
00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,569
Why would he
when you're a dead man?

284
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:43,197
I'm everywhere, Lloyd.

285
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:47,117
I can't believe you handed
over your Berry.

286
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,244
I didn't know what to do.
I was so shocked.

287
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,288
You should have told her
to file a subpoena.

288
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,915
You have nothing
to hide anyway.

289
00:13:53,082 --> 00:13:55,250
- No, what do I have to hide?
- Nothing.

290
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:56,835
- I got to go to work.
- Enjoy.

291
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,754
I'll talk to you later.

292
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,340
Morning, Brit.
Any calls?

293
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,966
Yeah, you got a bunch
of messages.

294
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:05,302
Thanks.
You okay?

295
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,221
Yeah.

296
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:09,556
Okay.

297
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,184
Actually...

298
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:15,145
- I need to apologize.
- For what?

299
00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:18,607
Yesterday when your girlfriend came in,
I think I was kind of rude.

300
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,609
Really?
She didn't mention anything.

301
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,861
Oh good. Good, I'm relieved.
I was just distracted.

302
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:24,905
Oh, sorry.
Everything all right?

303
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:27,115
Yeah, just some
boy trouble.

304
00:14:27,283 --> 00:14:28,825
- Oh, sorry.
- I'll deal.

305
00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:31,245
If you ever need
to talk about anything.

306
00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:32,955
- With you?
- Yeah.

307
00:14:33,122 --> 00:14:35,290
We should be able to talk
about that stuff, right?

308
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,376
Is there something
on your mind, Eric?

309
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,212
(laughs)
Actually...

310
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,422
would you ever ask a guy
to read his emails?

311
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,925
No.
I'd just look at them.

312
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,802
I'm kidding.

313
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,595
- Did Ashley?
- Yes.

314
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,931
Why?
What did you do?

315
00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,933
- I didn't do anything.
- You had to have.

316
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:55,686
I lied to her once
about my ex calling.

317
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,771
- Do you still see her?
- My ex? Not like that.

318
00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,982
The last time I saw her
I ditched her for Ashley.

319
00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:02,651
- So Ashley's paranoid?
- Yeah, she's got some trust issues.

320
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,861
- Obviously.
- So you don't think she's warranted?

321
00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:07,114
No, I think she's crazy.

322
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:16,415
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, why?

323
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,875
- You're acting weird.
- Weird?

324
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,044
Yeah, you're so quiet.

325
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,463
No, just thinking
about class,

326
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:25,591
hoping there's not
like a pop quiz.

327
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,467
Do you get those
in college?

328
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,012
No.

329
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,521
What's wrong?

330
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,356
Nothing.
Really.

331
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:43,817
Tell me about
this meeting.

332
00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,820
Okay, well,
it's Josh Schwartz

333
00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:49,072
and he's got this
new show that I love.

334
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,242
It's called "Runaways"
and it's about these two girls

335
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,162
who are completely
in debt and jobless

336
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,664
and hate their lives
and they run away to L.A.

337
00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,291
It's really good.

338
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:03,045
But I have to do
a "Bahston" accent.

339
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:05,380
I've never really
done an accent.

340
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:08,050
- You could do it.
- You think?

341
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,636
I know you can.
And I know you're gonna get this.

342
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,221
- I feel it.
- Thanks.

343
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:19,811
Are those the whores
that stole your underwear?

344
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,563
What?

345
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:24,733
The sorority hos
that are staring at us.

346
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,902
Yeah, I think so.

347
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,571
The brunette's
pretty cute.

348
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,573
You think?

349
00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:33,867
You don't think so?

350
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,744
Nah, she's not my type.

351
00:16:38,748 --> 00:16:40,707
- Okay, you'd better get to class.
- Yup.

352
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,251
If my meeting finishes
early I'll pick you up.

353
00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:46,088
Don't worry about it. Vince is bored
and he wants to drive.

354
00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,799
- Good luck at your meeting.
- Thanks.

355
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:53,220
- Turtle!
- Yeah?

356
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,265
Come here.

357
00:17:05,900 --> 00:17:08,151
How did you do it, Ari?
How?

358
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:11,029
That's what I do.
I part seas.

359
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,782
Don't try to comprehend it.
Just be thankful

360
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:16,451
that you've been blessed
with the proximity to it.

361
00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,954
- I can't thank you enough.
- Actually, you can.

362
00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,497
- How?
- By staying with me.

363
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,998
By not going with Lloyd.

364
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,918
You want to represent me?

365
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,503
Hell yeah.
You're family.

366
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:27,963
I wouldn't have
it any other way.

367
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,464
Make sure you kill
that test.

368
00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:31,800
I will, Ari.
Thanks.

369
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:34,177
- My pleasure. Bye.
- Bye.

370
00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:36,388
I'm off "Five Towns."

371
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,599
- How do you feel?
- Relieved.

372
00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:43,770
You've got to be shitting me.

373
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,694
Lloyd, here's the bottom line,
as hard as it is to hear.

374
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:53,572
I let you be my agent
because Ari would not be.

375
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,782
We had some fun.

376
00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,826
And now not only does
Ari want to sign me,

377
00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,662
but he took care of what
you could not take care of.

378
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,748
What else is there to say?

379
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,709
Johnny Drama, I got you
on "Five Towns."

380
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,211
- Ari has never even seen it.
- Really?

381
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,173
I don't think he's seen
anything you've ever done.

382
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,884
- How is that possible?
- I've seen everything

383
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,845
from "Viking Quest"
to the new "New Love Boat."

384
00:18:17,013 --> 00:18:18,930
That pilot never even aired.

385
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,016
You were a tremendous
young Merrill Stubing.

386
00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:23,059
- You think?
- I know.

387
00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:26,730
Johnny, you've been my one client
for over two years.

388
00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:29,941
And I will continue to treat you
like you're my only client

389
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,985
for the rest of your career.
Will Ari?

390
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,738
I will be devastated if I lose you,
Johnny Drama.

391
00:18:34,906 --> 00:18:36,865
You think Ari
will even care?

392
00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,701
I believe in your talent.
Does Ari?

393
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:42,871
Or does he want you because
he doesn't want to piss off Vince?

394
00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:45,707
Or does he want you
just so he can piss me off?

395
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,919
This is the first day
of the rest of your life.

396
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,005
What do you want?

397
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:54,049
Brittany thinks
Ashley's crazy.

398
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,927
- Vince: I think Brittany wants you.
- So Ashley's not crazy?

399
00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,762
She may be,
but I think regardless,

400
00:18:58,930 --> 00:19:00,555
Brittany's trying
to move her out of the way.

401
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,225
- So what do I do?
- How hot is Brittany?

402
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,935
- Will you stop it, Vince?
- (laughs)

403
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,354
You want me to come down there
and move her out of your way?

404
00:19:07,522 --> 00:19:08,855
Vince.

405
00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,191
Look, E, how did you feel
about that email thing?

406
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,068
Well, I feel violated.

407
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,195
Your instincts about
Ashley from minute one

408
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:17,280
were that all signs
pointed to crazy.

409
00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:20,367
- I guess I need to end it.
- I think you do.

410
00:19:20,535 --> 00:19:22,452
I wasn't expecting
so much math.

411
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,329
It is a business
class, Turtle.

412
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:27,499
- Yeah.
- But I think you're doing great.

413
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,085
- Thanks. See you Friday.
- All right.

414
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:35,674
So wow, you and Jamie
are like a real couple, huh?

415
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:38,510
- What did you think?
- I don't know.

416
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,138
I mean, you see stuff in tabloids
and never really know if it's true or not.

417
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,974
It is.

418
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:47,310
- That's too bad.
- Yeah.

419
00:19:47,478 --> 00:19:49,604
- Yo, Turtle.
- Yo.

420
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,648
Is that Vincent Chase?

421
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,358
Yeah.
Got to go.

422
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:56,278
- Who are you?
- I'm Turtle.

423
00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,280
See you later.

424
00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,450
What up?

425
00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:05,745
- That the girl?
- Yup.

426
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,582
- She's cute.
- Yup.

427
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,417
You all right?

428
00:20:10,585 --> 00:20:13,378
I'm in the middle of a serious love
triangle, Vin.

429
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,298
- It's never happened to me before.
- It's nice, isn't it?

430
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,800
No, it's not nice.
It's freaking me out.

431
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,470
- Ari.
- Yeah?

432
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,599
- A Johnny Chase is here for you.
- Hey, Drama, what's happening?

433
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,977
Not much. Thought I'd come by
and see my new agent.

434
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,438
Ah.

435
00:20:31,606 --> 00:20:33,815
Look, if you're busy
I can come back.

436
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,359
Yeah, I've got
a stack of scripts.

437
00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:39,195
- You want to grab lunch?
- Lunch?

438
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:42,866
- My treat.
- No, I-I can't grab lunch.

439
00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:45,035
I understand.

440
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:46,661
Maybe tomorrow.

441
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:48,580
Or dinner.
Or breakfast.

442
00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,790
Is there something
you want to talk about?

443
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,169
Do you like me, Ari?

444
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,004
You're freaking
me out, Drama.

445
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,673
- Do you think I'm talented?
- Are you having a breakdown?

446
00:20:58,841 --> 00:21:00,550
No, seriously.
I want to know.

447
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:04,220
Yes, I think
you are talented.

448
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,223
- What have you liked me in?
- Okay, what is this about?

449
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:08,975
I want to know
why you want to sign me.

450
00:21:09,143 --> 00:21:10,685
Did Lloyd call you?

451
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:13,271
He couldn't have possibly
made an impression.

452
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:15,690
- He believes in me.
- He is a child.

453
00:21:15,858 --> 00:21:17,692
- But he believes in me.
- So do I.

454
00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:18,902
- Do you?
- Yes.

455
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,320
Or do you hate him
so much

456
00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:22,030
that you'd take me
to spite him?

457
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,865
- Drama...
- Just answer me, Ari.

458
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:27,452
Do you believe in my talent?
Because this is my life.

459
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,538
What you did for me
today was amazing.

460
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,541
I'll never forget it. If you really
want me here, I'm here.

461
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,211
But you've got
to be honest with me.

462
00:21:36,379 --> 00:21:39,589
You've got to look me in the face
and tell me that you believe in my talent

463
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,716
or you've got to let me go.

464
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:48,056
Go.

465
00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,225
But it's because
I like you, all right.

466
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:53,979
And believe me, that little prick's gonna
have plenty of time to take care of you.

467
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,566
- Thank you, Ari.
- Good luck to you, Drama.

468
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,111
And tell that man of yours
to keep his eyes pinned wide open

469
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:02,904
'cause I'm gonna
be gunning for him.

470
00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:05,156
I will.

471
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,204
All right, Lloyd,
I'll sign with you.

472
00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:13,540
Yippie-ki-yay,
motherfucker!

473
00:22:13,708 --> 00:22:15,583
- Calm down, Lloyd.
- I can't.

474
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:17,752
We're gonna make magic
together, Johnny Drama.

475
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,130
Let me just please
get this show.

476
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:23,258
You will. I believe in you,
Johnny Drama!

477
00:22:23,426 --> 00:22:27,095
- I believe!
- Thanks, Lloyd. Later.

478
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:32,851
Thank you.

479
00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,644
- Hey.
- Hey.

480
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:36,980
- Sorry I'm late.
- No problem.

481
00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,441
- I got stuck on a conference call.
- That's okay.

482
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:42,110
I wanted to talk
to you about something.

483
00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:44,154
I wanted to talk
to you too.

484
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,780
Can I go first?

485
00:22:45,948 --> 00:22:47,532
Yeah, sure.
Go ahead.

486
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,117
- (phone rings)
- Sorry.

487
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,327
That's okay.

488
00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,164
I feel awful.

489
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:57,000
I should not have asked you
to show me your emails.

490
00:22:57,168 --> 00:23:00,211
It's just that if we're going
to have a relationship...

491
00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,589
That's what I want
to talk to you about.

492
00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,507
Oh.

493
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:07,427
I think part of the reason
you're feeling insecure...

494
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,387
- (phone rings)
- Sorry about that.

495
00:23:09,555 --> 00:23:12,098
I thought I turned
this thing off.

496
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:15,602
Ahem. I think part of the reason
that you're feeling insecure

497
00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:18,271
is because
I'm not totally there.

498
00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,524
Are you breaking
up with me?

499
00:23:21,692 --> 00:23:23,860
It's just not a good time
for me right now, Ashley.

500
00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:26,071
But this morning
you felt different?

501
00:23:26,238 --> 00:23:28,656
- (phone vibrating)
- Who is that?

502
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,825
Calm down.
It's just my office.

503
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:33,661
- Just your assistant, you mean.
- Yeah, she does work for me.

504
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,538
And what else
does she do for you?

505
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,415
Is that what this
is really about?

506
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,125
I was right,
wasn't I?

507
00:23:39,293 --> 00:23:40,919
She wants you
and you like it.

508
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,171
- (phone vibrating)
- Answer the phone if not.

509
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,131
- Let's hear you talk to her.
- No.

510
00:23:45,299 --> 00:23:47,550
- Why, 'cause you're lying?
- Because it's not even her.

511
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:49,761
- Who is it then, Sloan?
- Would you calm down, please?

512
00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,721
Don't tell me to calm down.
Just tell me who it is!

513
00:23:51,889 --> 00:23:54,182
It's my aunt. Are you happy?
Look.

514
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:58,103
- I'm sorry.
- I should go.

515
00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,772
- Please don't.
- There's nothing left to talk about.

516
00:24:00,940 --> 00:24:02,690
I can't believe this.

517
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,360
You know, you are really
a piece-of-shit liar.

518
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:08,363
You love fucking with me, don't you?
You just said this morning

519
00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:11,866
you wanted to be exclusive so you could
use me and pull this shit now.

520
00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:14,911
I can't believe I fell
for your nice-guy act.

521
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:16,955
You are really sick.

522
00:24:17,123 --> 00:24:19,999
- I'm sorry you feel that way.
- And I'm sorry you're a douchebag.

523
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:22,460
Look, I didn't lie
to you about anything.

524
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,420
I actually liked you.

525
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,506
But you show up at
the premiere uninvited,

526
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:29,050
you check my phone,
you listen to my messages,

527
00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:31,177
you want my emails.

528
00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:34,180
You say you're not crazy,
but all signs point to the contrary.

529
00:24:34,348 --> 00:24:36,266
I'm sorry.

530
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:45,692
Hey, anything important?
I was just eating dinner.

531
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:47,735
Brittany:
She ask to see blood samples?

532
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:49,779
- No.
- You sound sad.

533
00:24:49,947 --> 00:24:51,823
- I broke up with her.
- Oh.

534
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:54,617
- Come meet me for a drink.
- I don't think that's such a good idea.

535
00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:57,245
Eric, don't be ridiculous.
I'm not after you.

536
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:59,789
But I've got a couple
of cute friends who might be.

537
00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:02,041
- And you're sad.
- I'm not sad.

538
00:25:02,209 --> 00:25:04,085
Okay.

539
00:25:04,253 --> 00:25:06,588
- Are your friends cute?
- My friends are hot.

540
00:25:06,755 --> 00:25:09,257
- Maybe call some of your friends?
- Okay.

541
00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:11,009
We're at the Green Door.
Hurry up.

542
00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,386
I'll see you
in 15 minutes.

543
00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:18,099
(dance music playing)

544
00:25:19,268 --> 00:25:21,311
This time you're doing
single right, E.

545
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:23,605
- Like you?
- You know it, son.

546
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:26,441
Some people actually like
being in a relationship.

547
00:25:26,609 --> 00:25:29,152
Indeed.
Love is underrated.

548
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,237
- What?
- No, it's...

549
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:34,616
I just broke up with someone recently
and I'm feeling pretty miserable.

550
00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:36,451
- He was a prick.
- Loser.

551
00:25:36,619 --> 00:25:38,119
Yeah.

552
00:25:38,287 --> 00:25:40,371
- If you're looking for a rebound...
- I'm not.

553
00:25:40,539 --> 00:25:42,707
(laughs)

554
00:25:42,875 --> 00:25:45,251
- I'm not either.
- (laughing)

555
00:25:45,419 --> 00:25:47,921
So how do you think E will
last on the open market?

556
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:49,631
Nine days.

557
00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,175
I think someone will
pick him off pretty quickly.

558
00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:54,677
Not me.
I'm a career gal.

559
00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:57,138
Which means you don't look
at her either, Vince.

560
00:25:57,306 --> 00:25:59,140
No one goes near my assistant.
You hear that, Drama?

561
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:02,477
Don't worry, I'm on a no-sex-till-l-book-
"Melrose" thing anyway.

562
00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,646
Oh, that's too bad.

563
00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:06,731
I'm kidding.

564
00:26:06,899 --> 00:26:09,817
- (phone ringing)
- Speaking of girlfriends.

565
00:26:09,985 --> 00:26:11,444
You guys mind
keeping it down?

566
00:26:11,612 --> 00:26:13,363
She's being a little
jealous lately.

567
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:15,740
Hey, babe. You ready for me
to pick you up?

568
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:18,493
Yeah, but my agent
just called me.

569
00:26:18,661 --> 00:26:20,662
- Did you get the role?
- Not that one.

570
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:22,914
But they offered me the lead
in another series.

571
00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,290
That's great.
Is it good?

572
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:26,584
- It's great.
- That's awesome.

573
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:29,712
But it shoots
in New Zealand.

574
00:26:34,635 --> 00:26:36,010
(pop music playing)