1 00:00:06,757 --> 00:00:09,258 (theme music playing) 2 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:31,174 (loud music playing) 3 00:01:32,634 --> 00:01:34,927 I have no idea what I'm doing out of the house right now. 4 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,013 You're gonna have one drink, Johnny, relax. 5 00:01:37,181 --> 00:01:39,932 Better make it a fast one. I need my beauty sleep for tomorrow. 6 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,684 You needed to start sleeping years ago 7 00:01:41,852 --> 00:01:43,895 if you were gonna have any shot at being beautiful, Drama. 8 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,646 Why can't you ever just be supportive? 9 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:48,191 - Sorry, I'm just being funny. - Well, you're not. 10 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,485 Tomorrow's audition is the most important of my life. 11 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:52,445 - I apologize. - I don't accept. 12 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,155 He's sad Jamie's leaving, Johnny. 13 00:01:54,323 --> 00:01:56,574 Why isn't he with her instead of here abusing me? 14 00:01:56,742 --> 00:01:59,076 'Cause she's at a meet and greet with her new cast mates 15 00:01:59,244 --> 00:02:01,746 - and I'm gonna go sleep there later. - Well, la-di-da. 16 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:04,290 That's Jamie, she's done early. I'm out. 17 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,209 - Shut up. - It's her last night. 18 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,461 - Okay okay. - No tears, pussy. 19 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,213 - Later. - Later. 20 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:13,549 Hey, Johnny, if you want to go too, I understand. I can just roll with E. 21 00:02:13,717 --> 00:02:17,261 It looks like his dance card is already filled, bro. 22 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:19,472 Wow, E making out in public. 23 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,724 That's something I never thought I'd see. 24 00:02:21,892 --> 00:02:24,852 - I think I know that broad. - Really? 25 00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:27,772 - Yo, E, what's up? - Hey, what's up? 26 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:30,566 - Hey, Tara. - Oh, hey, Johnny. 27 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,819 - How are you? - Good. How you doing? 28 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,946 - I'm good. - You guys know each other? 29 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:38,574 - Oh yeah. - How do you know each other? 30 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:41,953 - Drama: Calm down, E. - I can't calm down. 31 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:44,038 - When were you with her? - When were you? 32 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:47,208 - Last week. - Ha, I beat you by four months. 33 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,919 - I'm sick. - E, I've had most of this town. 34 00:02:50,087 --> 00:02:51,796 It was bound to happen that our trees 35 00:02:51,964 --> 00:02:53,631 would dabble in the same forest at some point. 36 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:56,133 I figured it would happen with Vince at some point, not you. 37 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,135 - Hey, we're still young. - God, I'm nauseous. 38 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,805 - Now you're insulting me, E. - Yeah, and lighten up. 39 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:02,682 Four months was a long time ago. 40 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:04,767 This girl wasn't for you anyway. 41 00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:07,061 - Why not? - 'Cause she's real slutty. 42 00:03:07,229 --> 00:03:09,272 Let's roll. 43 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,816 What do you mean, she's real slutty? 44 00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:14,443 She might have given me something. 45 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,779 - Shut up! - I can't be sure. 46 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,948 I was on a real hot streak when it happened, 47 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,450 but she was the prime suspect. 48 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:24,370 - Are you joking? - Relax, E, you'll be fine. 49 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:27,498 - Yeah, you covered up, right? - Yeah. 50 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:29,959 Did you? 51 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,711 I said yeah. 52 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,046 You twitched. 53 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,965 The classic no-condom tell. 54 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,051 - You didn't wear a bag? - I didn't have one. 55 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,803 She told me she was on the pill. 56 00:03:40,971 --> 00:03:43,639 - Oh, E, rookie mistake. - I've got to go home and take a shower. 57 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:45,850 I'd pick up some Clorox if I was you. 58 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:49,186 Tomorrow morning I'm waking up and I'm calling my doctor first thing. 59 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:52,273 Looks like we both need a little Irish luck tomorrow. 60 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,151 - Good morning, Mr. Gold. - Who are you? 61 00:03:55,319 --> 00:03:56,694 Matt Wahlberg. H.R. Sent me up. 62 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,946 They said you were unhappy with your assistant. 63 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:01,407 I've been unhappy with the last three they sent. 64 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,201 I got you a blueberry bran muffin from the Belwood Bakery. 65 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,828 I was told it was your favorite. 66 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:07,705 It is. 67 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:10,333 Except this is cranberry. 68 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,752 - What? - See the red berries? 69 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:15,713 Um, I asked for blue. 70 00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:17,632 - Did you check? - No. 71 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,092 - Bye, Matt. - So back to Human Resources? 72 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,262 Back to the lowa farmhouse that breastfed you till 15. 73 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,473 - Running a little late, Ari? - Oh, Jesus! 74 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,516 Terrance, what the hell are you doing here? 75 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:29,477 Perhaps it's budgetary cuts. 76 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:31,520 There was no one minding your desk. 77 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,565 Perhaps I should have security escort you out the way yours did me. 78 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:37,735 - I suppose you could do that. - What do you want? 79 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:40,613 - I have some business I'd like to discuss. - At your age? 80 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,115 Shouldn't you have more important concerns? 81 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,534 Like finding an assisted-living facility? 82 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:48,663 Listen, I've got to tell you, Ari, this place... 83 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:50,831 I mean, it's amazing. 84 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,542 I can't believe how quickly you've gotten back on your feet. 85 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,586 I'm more than back on my feet, 86 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,213 I'm towering over you. 87 00:04:57,381 --> 00:05:01,175 Ah, Ari, still the same snippy little boy. 88 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,554 Terrance, if you have business to discuss, 89 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:09,183 start discussing, 'cause I'm busy with my own business. 90 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:12,269 Obviously I need this to be discreet. 91 00:05:16,358 --> 00:05:18,067 What, you want a merger? 92 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:21,612 - Your star pupil walks out on you... - I want you to buy me out. 93 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:24,865 Why would I want to? 94 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:26,826 Obviously that's up to you to decide. 95 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,245 I'm putting it out there to you first 96 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:31,455 before I'm offering it to anyone else. 97 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,249 Why am I so fortunate? 98 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:36,085 I just want a simple deal, minimum hassles. 99 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,629 Now if you're interested, we could go there. 100 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:41,257 If not, then all right, so be it. 101 00:05:44,136 --> 00:05:46,637 Well then, I'll go. 102 00:05:46,805 --> 00:05:49,348 How much? 103 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:52,268 - 100. - (laughs) Come on. 104 00:05:52,436 --> 00:05:55,646 I know your business inside and out. That's ridiculous. 105 00:05:55,814 --> 00:05:56,981 I don't think it is. 106 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:59,608 Our backend on "Seinfeld" and "Friends" alone 107 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,861 will keep you in green for decades. 108 00:06:02,029 --> 00:06:04,780 - You just think about it. - I just did. 109 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:07,783 If you change your mind, you know where I am. 110 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:09,785 Clubbing baby seals somewhere? 111 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,328 You've got 24 hours. 112 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:14,373 24... fuck it. Llo... 113 00:06:16,334 --> 00:06:18,711 Jamie: I'm downloading you the new Empire of the Sun album. 114 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,796 I thought you were picking songs for you. 115 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:22,673 I started to, but I gave up 116 00:06:22,841 --> 00:06:25,301 when I came across your Boyz II Men collection. 117 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:27,303 Drama must have put that on my computer. 118 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:29,972 - Oh, yeah yeah. - Whatever. I do have a sensitive side. 119 00:06:30,140 --> 00:06:32,475 - I know. - Now let's go. 120 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:35,186 Your last meal is ready. Spaghetti Bolognese from Madeo, 121 00:06:35,353 --> 00:06:37,188 spicy tuna rolls from Katsuya 122 00:06:37,355 --> 00:06:39,273 and lobster mash from Mastro's. 123 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:42,151 Interesting combo for 11:00 A.M. 124 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:44,653 - I wanted it to be special. - It is. 125 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:47,323 I don't want to leave. 126 00:06:47,491 --> 00:06:49,658 You may not be able to if you don't finish packing. 127 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,660 Seriously, I don't feel ready. 128 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:55,331 We haven't even talked about us and how we're gonna handle this. 129 00:06:55,499 --> 00:06:57,333 We're gonna talk on the phone 10 times a day 130 00:06:57,501 --> 00:07:00,669 - and I'm gonna come visit. - You think it's that easy? 131 00:07:00,837 --> 00:07:03,089 I know it is. 132 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,258 Now can we please put the computer away and enjoy 3500 calories? 133 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:09,011 Yes. One sec. I just want to check if my flight's on time. 134 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,180 - All right. - What's this? 135 00:07:11,348 --> 00:07:12,932 What? 136 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,684 It says you've got a new Facebook friend. 137 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:16,852 Oh yeah? 138 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:21,023 The girl from U.C.L. A? 139 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,945 Drama: "Let's get those brews on ice." 140 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:29,031 "Let's get those brews on ice." 141 00:07:29,199 --> 00:07:31,659 Oh, you've got no shot, Drama. 142 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,661 Yo, Faustino. What up? 143 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:35,788 Nada, just testing on a new pilot. 144 00:07:35,956 --> 00:07:38,124 - Annihilated it. - Nice nice. 145 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,042 What about you? What are you doing? 146 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:41,836 Testing for the new "Melrose." 147 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,879 Didn't they throw you off that thing once? 148 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,006 Yeah well, it's a new day. 149 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,341 - Bad ass. - Yeah. 150 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:49,218 - So how you feeling about it? - Confident. 151 00:07:49,386 --> 00:07:51,470 - I got this down cold. - Nice. 152 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,681 - Johnny. - Hey, Phil. 153 00:07:53,849 --> 00:07:55,850 - Rock it, man. - Later, bro. 154 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,184 - Hey, guys. - You ready? 155 00:07:57,352 --> 00:07:59,145 Yeah, I'm ready. You guys ready? 156 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:01,355 Absolutely. We're just waiting for the director. 157 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:03,399 - Cool. - There he is. 158 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,903 - He's directing? - Yeah, you know him? 159 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:11,657 - Uh-huh. - Great. Awesome. I'll see you inside. 160 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,953 Doctor: How many sexual partners have you had? 161 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,539 I'm just worried about this one in particular. 162 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:21,083 I still need to get a general idea of your history. 163 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:23,502 I don't know, the normal amount. 164 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,130 Multiple partners. Any group sex? 165 00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:28,632 - Is this really relevant? - Yes. 166 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:32,344 Uh, I had a threesome once with two girls. 167 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:36,307 - Ever given anal sex? - I tried once. No. 168 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,392 - Ever received? - No! 169 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:41,103 - Do you use protection? - Usually. 170 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:43,606 Not this time, obviously. 171 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:46,942 And this partner told you 172 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,944 that she may have something? 173 00:08:49,112 --> 00:08:50,946 Well, no, but a friend of mine who was with her 174 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:52,740 thinks she may have given him something. 175 00:08:52,908 --> 00:08:54,283 - Oh. - Yeah, tell me about it. 176 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:57,661 Well, we're still gonna need to get a swab. 177 00:08:57,829 --> 00:08:59,663 What are you gonna do with that thing? 178 00:08:59,831 --> 00:09:02,791 Exactly what you're hoping I won't do. 179 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:05,502 If you're leaving for four months it's silly to go out now. 180 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,922 - I'll be back. - Let's go. 181 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,507 - How was it? - I feel violated. 182 00:09:10,675 --> 00:09:13,093 I'll call you. 183 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,596 Of course we want it, if we can get it at the right price. 184 00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,306 But 100 sounds ridiculous. 185 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,683 It's beyond ridiculous. But if we can pull this off... 186 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,602 We're the largest agency in the world. 187 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:24,104 - Music, publishing, sports. - It's got a nice ring to it. 188 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:25,731 Not for 100, it doesn't. 189 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,608 The question is what's his real price? 190 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,610 The question is why is he coming to you first? 191 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:31,278 Says we can make an easy deal. 192 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,447 You two hate each other! That doesn't sound very easy. 193 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:35,741 - No, it doesn't. - I worked for Terrance for 14 years. 194 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,451 He doesn't like easy. He likes a fight. 195 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,328 So he's trying to make Ari look stupid. 196 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,996 - I didn't say that. - No, I did. 197 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,457 He won't. You just tell me if we want this. 198 00:09:43,625 --> 00:09:46,001 Not for 100, we don't. 199 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,380 Hi, Mr. Gold. I'm Jake Steinberg. 200 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,674 H.R. Sent me up to replace your last assistant. 201 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,801 I don't care. Get me Eddie Kapowski on the phone. 202 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:57,054 Any relation to Kelly Kapowski? You know, "Saved by the Bell." 203 00:09:57,222 --> 00:09:59,348 You're finished. Go. 204 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,976 You're fucking fired. 205 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,770 - (phone rings) - Kapowski here. 206 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,313 It's Ari. I got a gig for you. 207 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,023 Talk to me. 208 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:10,609 I need you to find every piece of current information 209 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:12,194 on Terrance McQuewick. 210 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:13,862 Sorry, Ari. No can do. 211 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,782 - I've got a conflict. - What kind of conflict? 212 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,993 - I can't say. - Does it involve me? 213 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,536 What do you mean? 214 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:23,080 Is that son of a bitch looking at me for some reason? 215 00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,124 Ari. 216 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,875 - Are you? - Ari. 217 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,628 - Would you do that? - No, I wouldn't. 218 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,547 How would I know if you're lying to me? 219 00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:33,340 You wouldn't. But I'm not. 220 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:36,510 - Where are you? - I'm not wherever you are, so relax. 221 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,555 Eddie, I have given you tons of business over the years. 222 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,307 I want one answer. 223 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:44,101 Has Terrance McQuewick hired you to look at me? 224 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,520 No, Ari. Terrance hasn't hired me to do anything. 225 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:49,898 But that's all I can tell you, all right? I'm sorry. 226 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,361 - I think you're overreacting. - Oh, you do? 227 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:56,905 It was a harmless little click of the mouse. 228 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:59,575 Do you know how many people request to be my friend? 229 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:02,578 - I don't accept them all. - I didn't want to be rude. 230 00:11:02,746 --> 00:11:05,205 This is really convenient timing though, wouldn't you say? 231 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:08,250 No, it's terrible timing, 'cause now you're gonna leave all upset. 232 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,252 Sorry for your guilt. 233 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,379 Jamie, please. This is hard enough already. 234 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:14,631 Can you please just trust me and forget about it? 235 00:11:14,799 --> 00:11:17,092 I know I'm forgetting something. 236 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,970 You have everything. I looked under the bed. I opened every drawer. 237 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:21,972 I just want to make sure you and I are okay. 238 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,558 - Then delete her. - Delete her? 239 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,227 Yeah, take her off your friends list. 240 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,360 Done. Feel better? 241 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:35,903 Not really. 242 00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:38,405 - Jamie, come on. - Do you want me to go? 243 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:39,823 No, I don't want you to go. 244 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,242 But this is gonna be a great opportunity. 245 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,453 It's gonna be amazing for you. 246 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,291 I'm really gonna miss you. 247 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:51,627 Baby, no. Don't cry. 248 00:11:51,795 --> 00:11:54,463 I'll be waiting right here for you when you get back. 249 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,341 (sobs) 250 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,804 Lloyd: Johnny, you're making yourself crazy. 251 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,806 No, they're making me crazy. This was a setup. 252 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:06,392 - No, it wasn't. - Why didn't you know about this? 253 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,976 Why didn't you prepare me? 254 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:09,561 Why didn't you tell me I had a conflict with the director? 255 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,980 I can't keep track of all your conflicts, Johnny. 256 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,942 - This guy's an animal. - Charm him with your winning smile. 257 00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:17,277 Mr. Chase, they're ready for you. 258 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:19,154 Great, they're ready. 259 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,198 Johnny Drama, this is your moment. 260 00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:25,619 Now step up and shine bright for all the world to see. 261 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,037 I got to go. 262 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,664 Break a leg. 263 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:32,251 - Johnny Chase, everyone. - Okay. 264 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:34,711 - Hey, everyone. - Sorry to keep you waiting, Johnny. 265 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,214 - Technical problems with the camera. - That's okay. 266 00:12:37,382 --> 00:12:39,174 Just as long as you weren't freezing me out 267 00:12:39,342 --> 00:12:40,884 'cause this guy is still mad at me. 268 00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,302 Why would he be mad at you? 269 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,638 Last time John auditioned for me one of my colleagues 270 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,849 kept checking his email. John got a little upset. 271 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:49,685 Yeah, but it's okay now. You can talk in the middle of my audition. 272 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:52,438 You can scream and yell... whatever. Nothing fazes me anymore. 273 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:55,149 That's good, Johnny, 'cause we don't want to try and faze you. 274 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,734 Just relax. Everybody here is hoping that you're the guy. 275 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,862 In fact, I'm gonna turn this off right now 276 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,114 so there's nothing to distract you, okay? 277 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,409 - Thank you. - You're welcome. Let's do this. 278 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,040 (clears throat) 279 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,584 Okay, let's do it. 280 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,753 Two seconds. (exhales) 281 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,213 Here we go. 282 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:20,591 All right, gentlemen. Let's do this. Oh! 283 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:23,719 I'm sorry. I guess I'm here early. Nobody was... 284 00:13:23,887 --> 00:13:26,513 That's okay, Dean. We're just running a little behind. 285 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:29,641 - We'll be about five minutes. - I'll just wait outside. 286 00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,644 - Hey, Drama. - Dean. 287 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:35,230 Good luck, man. Sorry. 288 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:38,066 - Okay, here we go. - He's testing too? 289 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,403 - I thought it was just me. - Don't worry about Dean, John. 290 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:44,448 - Fucking Superman. - Hey, you're gonna do great. 291 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:46,241 It's yourjob to lose. 292 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,247 Okay, let's do it. 293 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:56,001 God, I haven't auditioned in like three years. 294 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,089 (breathing heavily) 295 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,346 Do you guys mind if I just step out for a second? 296 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,431 We're kind of on a tight schedule. 297 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:12,142 - I'll be right back. - Hey, John. 298 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,479 - That's a meltdown. - Uh-huh. 299 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,481 Come on, Johnny, you've got to get back in there. 300 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:20,943 Bro, I can't. I think I'm having a heart attack. 301 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,613 Just take a deep breath. You know you're only having a panic attack. 302 00:14:24,781 --> 00:14:28,033 I've had 100 panic attacks in my life, this isn't a panic attack. 303 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,244 - Johnny... - Vince. 304 00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,580 - Yes, Johnny? - I think I peed myself. 305 00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,791 Uh... 306 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:38,460 okay, Johnny, I'm coming to get you. 307 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:41,672 Hurry, bro. 308 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,048 I've got to go. 309 00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:46,885 Someone's running behind. 310 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,971 - I had a doctor's appointment. - Oh, I didn't know. 311 00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,223 - It was a last minute thing. - Everything okay? 312 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,976 Yeah yeah. But if he calls, just put it right through, please. 313 00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,645 Sure. Here are your other messages. Also, my friend Ricky called. 314 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,147 Hate to get involved, but I think she kind of likes you. 315 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,483 - Oh, cool. - So should I tell her you'll call her? 316 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,528 Yeah, I'm gonna be taking a break from the dating pool for a while. 317 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,531 - Murphy Group, hey. - What's up, Scott? 318 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,575 What's up, mama? So I heard you had 319 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,368 a wild party night at Villa. 320 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:13,829 Oh yeah? How'd you hear that? 321 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:15,956 The girl that you were sucking face with, Tara, 322 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,667 I know her... well, some friends of mine actually know her. 323 00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,336 - Well... - I didn't hear anything. 324 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,673 - Scott. - Yeah? 325 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,260 What do your friends know about her? 326 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,679 Uh, she's not like your girlfriend or anything? 327 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,015 She's not my girlfriend. I don't even know the girl. 328 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,183 - Well, you know her a little bit. - What do I know? 329 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,728 - I don't know. The same thing I know. - What do you know? 330 00:15:37,895 --> 00:15:39,896 That she keeps it moving, babe. She gets around. 331 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:42,733 She gets around? Scott, what are you saying? Have you been with her? 332 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,359 No, not my style. 333 00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,695 - The girl's like a Petri dish. - What do you know? 334 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,781 I know that Cliff Cantor and Rick Salomon double teamed her 335 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,784 at a party a couple weeks ago, which is not excellent for you. 336 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,037 - Jesus. - Oh hey, listen. 337 00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,081 You know what? If you like her, you can change her. 338 00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,042 A nice boy like you can reform a girl like that. 339 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,544 - You got to get the doctor on the phone. - Vince just called. He's on his way 340 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:04,671 - to the hospital with Drama. - Why? 341 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,382 - He thinks Drama had a heart attack. - Oh my God. 342 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,427 - They're on their way to Cedars. - Text me where I'm going. 343 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,396 (barking) 344 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:26,151 Melinda. My love, how are you? 345 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,904 Ari Gold, long time. What are you doing here? 346 00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,782 I have a meeting. TV stuff, boring. Funny running into you. 347 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,909 - I just saw your husband. - Really? 348 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:37,746 Yeah, still not looking quite alive enough to have gotten you. 349 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,706 Uh-huh. How was your little reunion? 350 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:42,084 - There's still some bitterness there. - I bet. 351 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,753 Yeah. So has he said anything about that lately? 352 00:16:44,921 --> 00:16:47,631 - Anything about what? - Anything about our bitterness? 353 00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,592 Uh, no, Ari. We don't talk about you very often. 354 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,094 Oh, come on, Melinda. 355 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,763 You used to talk about me very often before you met Terrance. 356 00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,431 - What is this? - What? 357 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,183 Did you come here for a reason? 358 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,018 - Yes I did. - Then speak. 359 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,979 Terrance came to me this morning, as I'm sure you know, 360 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,524 because he would like for me to buy him out. 361 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,275 I didn't know. 362 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,569 Yeah, that's great. But I know you know. 363 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:12,280 I don't know anything, Ari. 364 00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:15,283 Melinda, come on. We had a moment of flirtation. 365 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:18,370 I'm sorry if you're bitter also because I chose my wife over you. 366 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,748 But I represented your talent pretty well for a long time. 367 00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,667 Revisionist history, Ari. 368 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,294 You chose your wife over me 'cause you couldn't get me. 369 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,172 And you represented me over her 'cause I had more talent. 370 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:32,718 Line up our resumes, I think most would agree. 371 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:36,638 Melinda, I know how much Terrance trusts you. 372 00:17:36,806 --> 00:17:39,099 Now if you guys want out, I'm in. 373 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,935 But I got you your first job, so don't let me be played. 374 00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:44,604 Honey, you know you never get played. 375 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,690 And all I'll tell you is this... 376 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,734 I'm no longer on the inside. 377 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,069 Look up a 25-year-old D-cup named Kelsey. 378 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:53,530 - Maybe she can help. - What do you mean? 379 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:56,742 I mean my husband is a lying scumbag 380 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,369 and I had no idea he was trying to sell... 381 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,371 until right now. 382 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,041 So you hired Eddie Kapowski? 383 00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,753 I'm late for my pole-dancing class, Ari. 384 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,676 I guess I'm really going. 385 00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:17,012 Yeah. 386 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,223 You're so strong. No tears at all. 387 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,684 I'm a guy. We don't cry. 388 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,395 Not even on really sad occasions? 389 00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:27,564 I'm crying on the inside. 390 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:36,490 Turtle, I've been thinking a lot about 391 00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:40,327 this whole separation and the Facebook thing. 392 00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,120 You've been thinking since lunch? 393 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,748 I guess before that too. 394 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,918 It's why I got so upset. 395 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,170 I made this decision to leave 396 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,714 and you shouldn't have to suffer because of me. 397 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,424 What are you talking about? 398 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,219 If you want to see other people while I'm gone, I understand. 399 00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,096 - I don't want to see other people. - You say that now. 400 00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,849 - Jamie. - Turtle, I swear this is not a punishment. 401 00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,393 I just think it's the right thing. 402 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,646 You drop this on me while we're at the airport? 403 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,732 I'm sorry, but I don't want you to end up hating me. 404 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,276 Jamie, I could never hate you. 405 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:18,156 - I've got to go. - Jamie. 406 00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:20,909 Is this 'cause I didn't cry? 407 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:23,078 No. 408 00:19:30,795 --> 00:19:33,171 This is because I love you. 409 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:49,271 When I get out of here I'm gonna change everything about my life... 410 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:50,772 what I eat, what I drink. 411 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,983 Who you bang. I know I'm gonna change that. 412 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:55,652 - Let's hope I can still bang after this. - You're gonna be fine. 413 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,654 Drama, what did Tara give you? You never said. 414 00:19:57,822 --> 00:20:00,282 I'm dying over here and you're worried about you? 415 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,117 I'm sorry. 416 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:06,204 - Do you itch at all? - No. 417 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:10,959 - Hello, John. - Hey, Doc. 418 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,753 How am I looking? Am I ever gonna get out of here? 419 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,172 - You are free to go. - Oh, thank God. 420 00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:19,426 - It was just a panic attack? - No, it was a little more serious than that. 421 00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:21,344 - I told you. - So what is it? 422 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,346 Takotsubo cardiomyopathy. 423 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:25,765 Its symptoms mimic a heart attack 424 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,184 but are brought on by real-life emotional stress. 425 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,854 - You have any of that? - Tons. 426 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:34,232 It's often misdiagnosed. Fortunately in Hollywood, we see it a lot. 427 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,651 Though nine times out of 10 it's seen in women. 428 00:20:36,819 --> 00:20:38,653 - In women? - So what does he have to do? 429 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:41,573 Relax. I'm gonna give him some medication to help. 430 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:44,451 This type of occurrence could bring on a real heart attack. 431 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:46,494 Fortunately this time it didn't. 432 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,413 - Thanks, Doc. - Take care, guys. 433 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,665 Oh, loved "Gatsby," Vince. 434 00:20:50,833 --> 00:20:52,542 - Thanks. - Thanks, Doc. 435 00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,086 See, Johnny? You're all good. 436 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,796 I'm not all good at all, bro. 437 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,340 Look what I've done to myself. 438 00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,716 You had a lot riding on this. 439 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:01,718 We'll make a couple calls. You'll be fine. 440 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:04,304 - (phone ringing) - Great, it's my doctor. 441 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:06,014 Well, answer it. You'll be fine too. 442 00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:08,350 Hello. 443 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,101 Speaking. 444 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,187 Okay. 445 00:21:12,355 --> 00:21:14,022 Yeah. 446 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:17,233 Okay. Bye. 447 00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,527 - Well? - They don't give results over the phone. 448 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,113 - I've got to go in to the office. - Want me to roll with? 449 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,699 I'm fine. I'll catch up with you guys later. 450 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:27,077 I've got to call Lloyd. 451 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:30,163 We have much to be thankful for today, Johnny Drama. 452 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,207 - Oh yeah, what? - I spoke to Phil Yagoda. 453 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,084 - Yeah? - And he's gonna see you again. 454 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:36,503 Really? They're gonna see me again. 455 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:37,754 - That's great. - How? 456 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,547 I'm a miracle worker. 457 00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:42,759 You may need a note from your doctor that says this was in fact real. 458 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:46,012 Was it real? And two, you may need to pass a physical. 459 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:49,432 But you're still alive, Johnny Drama, both literally and figuratively. 460 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:53,019 Look, tell him I said thanks but no thanks. 461 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,689 What what what? 462 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,774 I thought I was gonna die today and for what? 463 00:21:57,942 --> 00:21:59,734 "Melrose Place the Next Generation"? 464 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:03,238 Johnny, you got out of your "Five Towns" contract for this. 465 00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:05,407 Yeah well, maybe it was meant to be. 466 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,534 I'm gonna take some time and reassess. 467 00:22:07,702 --> 00:22:10,161 - Reassess what? - My life. 468 00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,580 I strongly advise against this, Johnny. 469 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,917 You take another break from the spotlight, you could very well be gone for good. 470 00:22:16,085 --> 00:22:17,794 I had a real wake-up call today, Lloyd. 471 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:20,046 - Johnny... - I'll be in touch. 472 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:24,259 You sure about this? 473 00:22:24,427 --> 00:22:26,636 No. 474 00:22:26,804 --> 00:22:28,972 But for now it feels right. 475 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,266 Sick, twisted, demented actors. 476 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,101 Why did I ever get into this business? 477 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,520 - Lloyd, Lloyd. - What? What? 478 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,439 Ari Gold is heading up the elevator. 479 00:22:37,606 --> 00:22:39,566 Oh good God! 480 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:42,402 You haven't seen me. 481 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,743 - Ari? - Where's Terrance? 482 00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:51,953 Conference room. 483 00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:56,958 Terrance: Where we've clearly fallen behind the eight ball 484 00:22:57,126 --> 00:22:58,543 is in reality... 485 00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,837 I'm sorry, are you guys busy? 486 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:03,006 What is this, Ari? 487 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:05,216 Well, you made an unannounced pop over today 488 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,926 and I wanted to return the favor. 489 00:23:07,094 --> 00:23:09,971 - This is not very discreet. - I hate discretion. 490 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,849 I want to put my cards on the table. Anyone want to see them? 491 00:23:13,017 --> 00:23:16,102 Everyone, get out. Quickly. 492 00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:25,320 - So you've reconsidered? - I have. 493 00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:28,490 - But not for 100. - Do you have an offer? 494 00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:30,617 I do. 495 00:23:38,167 --> 00:23:41,336 - What's this? - It's a vagina. What does it look like? 496 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:43,379 What's the meaning of this? 497 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:46,299 It means that I'm amazed that it's taken you this long, 498 00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:50,220 but once again you have let a vagina get you into trouble. 499 00:23:50,387 --> 00:23:52,097 What are you talking about, Ari? 500 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:55,183 I think you know. You and I have always understood each other 501 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:58,269 without saying too much. That's why we were so good together. 502 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,855 But you fucked me and now you've fucked someone else. 503 00:24:01,023 --> 00:24:02,857 And now I'm gonna fuck you. 504 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:06,361 - I don't know what you think you know. - I know you got busted again. 505 00:24:06,529 --> 00:24:10,073 And I know you don't want to sell this company in the middle of an ugly divorce. 506 00:24:10,241 --> 00:24:12,575 Especially with Melinda. She's tough. 507 00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:15,078 Melinda and I are great, thank you. 508 00:24:15,246 --> 00:24:17,122 How are you and Kelsey? 509 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:20,083 That stupid bitch told you? 510 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:22,961 Have you ever heard of a fucking prenup? 511 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:26,881 - Oh, you have one? - I'd kill my wife before I got a divorce. 512 00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:30,176 And I'll tell you something: This is my first marriage, not my fourth. 513 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,929 - What do you want? - I want to know if you want to make a deal. 514 00:24:33,097 --> 00:24:35,682 Not if you think you're gonna lowball me, no. 515 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:39,102 Everyone in this town is gonna lowball you once they find out you're desperate. 516 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:42,522 I'm not desperate. I just don't want a battle. 517 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,566 - 65. - 85. 518 00:24:44,733 --> 00:24:46,901 That's my drop dead number. Not a dollar less. 519 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,736 I don't care what you think you know. 520 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,572 Otherwise I'll open it up to bidding. 521 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,574 And you'll open yourself up to humiliation. 522 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,576 Don't you want to be on a beach somewhere 523 00:24:54,743 --> 00:24:57,787 when Nikki Finke starts flashing pictures of you trying to get your dick hard? 524 00:24:57,955 --> 00:25:01,583 I'll fuck Nikki Finke before I let her affect my business decisions. 525 00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:04,002 - 85, Ari. - I'll give you 75. 526 00:25:04,170 --> 00:25:06,421 Provided that after I do my due diligence, 527 00:25:06,589 --> 00:25:09,090 I don't find out that you screwed up everything I did here. 528 00:25:09,258 --> 00:25:11,426 Yes or no? 529 00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:14,512 Have the papers drawn up. 530 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,681 Ciao. 531 00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:22,687 - What's going on? - Wouldn't you like to know? 532 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:25,648 Hey, Lloyd. If you're hiding somewhere, 533 00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:29,444 go deeper because I will find you soon enough. 534 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:45,168 (sobbing) 535 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:53,426 - Mr. Murphy. - Yeah. 536 00:25:59,141 --> 00:26:01,226 Turtle: It just doesn't add up. 537 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:04,646 The world's a crazy place. You got to search for what it's telling you. 538 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:07,315 - Would you get off me? - Sorry. 539 00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:10,276 She's just freaked is all. Give her some time to settle in. 540 00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:12,278 - She'll call. - Yo. 541 00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:14,989 Yo, itchy. What's up? 542 00:26:15,157 --> 00:26:17,784 Unlike you, Drama, I still have a disease-free track record. 543 00:26:17,952 --> 00:26:19,202 Hey, congratulations, E. 544 00:26:19,370 --> 00:26:20,912 Still not what I would call a good day. 545 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,081 Want to hear about the worst day? 546 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:25,333 - Jamie broke it off. - What? 547 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:28,127 She didn't break it off. She told me to see other people. 548 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:31,256 - I say you embrace it. - Don't do it, Turtle. 549 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:32,715 Los Angeles is a cesspool. 550 00:26:32,883 --> 00:26:35,009 I screwed up. I wasn't strong enough. 551 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,679 - She was testing me and I failed. - Don't beat yourself up. 552 00:26:37,846 --> 00:26:39,347 No, really. I should have stopped her. 553 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,266 All day long she was saying she didn't want to go. 554 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,142 If she didn't want to she wouldn't have. 555 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,852 You got to start thinking about yourself. 556 00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:48,189 I have no self. I don't even know who I am without Jamie. 557 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:49,816 I'm gonna puke. 558 00:26:49,984 --> 00:26:52,110 Okay, we need to go out and have some fun. 559 00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:54,070 Find some nice clean girls. 560 00:26:54,238 --> 00:26:56,531 - Not me, I'm done. - E's gone celibate. 561 00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:59,200 - No, I'm gonna get Sloan back. - E, you had a little scare. 562 00:26:59,368 --> 00:27:01,202 No, it's not about that. I hate dating. 563 00:27:01,370 --> 00:27:04,539 I want to be in a relationship. I want to be in a relationship with Sloan. 564 00:27:04,707 --> 00:27:06,207 E, she said she didn't want you. 565 00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,042 Tough shit. She's gonna have to take me. 566 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:09,711 - (laughs) - (phone chimes) 567 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:12,297 U.C.L.A. Girl wants to know why we're not friends anymore. 568 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:14,215 - You gonna call her? - Nope. 569 00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:16,259 - I'm calling Jamie. - She just left! 570 00:27:16,427 --> 00:27:17,969 I'll leave her a message. 571 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:21,055 Guys, I'm leaving in a week too, you know? 572 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:23,683 For four months. I'd like to have a little fun. 573 00:27:23,851 --> 00:27:26,394 I'm free to chase puss with you, bro. 574 00:27:29,565 --> 00:27:31,733 Come on. 575 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:34,152 (ballad playing)