1 00:00:06,548 --> 00:00:08,549 (theme music playing) 2 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,751 You guys were right. I feel like a new man. 3 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,544 Tell us about it. 4 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,046 - I don't kiss and tell. - Come on, give us something. 5 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,965 - Like what? - Like was she a squirter? 6 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,967 - You are disgusting. - E: What's up, guys? 7 00:01:33,135 --> 00:01:34,635 - Yo, what's up? - He's disgusting. 8 00:01:34,803 --> 00:01:36,929 - Turtle got laid last night. - By the coed. 9 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,890 - Really? - Is it that unbelievable? 10 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,725 No, I just thought Jamie, you know... 11 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:43,644 He's over her. Guy got back on the horse and performed like a man. 12 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,813 - I'm impressed. - How are things going with you? 13 00:01:45,981 --> 00:01:47,565 Sloan agreed to have lunch with me. 14 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,650 Where E will perform like a woman. 15 00:01:49,818 --> 00:01:51,569 - Shut up. - So what are you gonna say? 16 00:01:51,737 --> 00:01:53,821 I'm gonna tell her I want to get back together. 17 00:01:53,989 --> 00:01:55,573 You've said that before, haven't you? 18 00:01:55,741 --> 00:01:57,325 - You don't think it'll work? - No. 19 00:01:57,493 --> 00:01:59,994 I don't really want relationship advice from you anyway, Drama. 20 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:02,288 I'm not really giving you relationship advice, E, 21 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,707 'cause you and Sloan don't really have a relationship. 22 00:02:04,875 --> 00:02:08,002 But embrace it, because freedom is a beautiful thing. 23 00:02:08,170 --> 00:02:10,630 - And now we all have it. - Yeah, well, I don't want it. 24 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:12,590 I didn't want it either. It was forced upon me. 25 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:15,676 You guys are pathetic. I'm leaving for Italy tomorrow. Is anyone coming with? 26 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:17,678 - I don't know. - Maybe. 27 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:19,639 Free Johnny is. 28 00:02:19,807 --> 00:02:21,474 You really gonna quit acting, Drama? 29 00:02:21,642 --> 00:02:24,560 Freedom, baby. I might even have some t-shirts made up. 30 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,146 - He's just taking a little break. - (phone ringing) 31 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,398 Oh, Miss U.C.L.A. 32 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:31,859 You go, girl. 33 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:34,195 - Hey. - Hey. 34 00:02:34,363 --> 00:02:36,197 Look, this may be a little direct, 35 00:02:36,365 --> 00:02:39,534 but I'm feeling really insecure that you didn't even try and kiss me last night. 36 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:42,078 I didn't want to be aggressive. 37 00:02:42,246 --> 00:02:44,455 - I like aggressive, Turtle. - I can see that. 38 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,499 - Come over. - Now? 39 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:48,292 Yeah, unless you're busy. 40 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,378 No, I'm not busy. It's just... 41 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:52,380 - Jamie? - Yeah. 42 00:02:52,548 --> 00:02:55,550 I will help you get over Jamie, Turtle. 43 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,218 - You think? - I know. 44 00:02:57,386 --> 00:02:59,011 Even if we just talk. 45 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,097 All right. 46 00:03:01,265 --> 00:03:03,474 I'm just saying no amount of lvy gimlets 47 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:05,601 is gonna make Sloan fall back in love with you. 48 00:03:05,769 --> 00:03:08,187 - I'm out. - Round two on campus? 49 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,523 - Something like that. - Love it. 50 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,650 - Learn from it. - Later, boys. 51 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:13,776 - Later. - Enjoy. 52 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,736 Look, E, I agree with Johnny. 53 00:03:15,904 --> 00:03:18,781 - What's a lunch going to accomplish? - I'm gonna make it special. 54 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,576 - How are you gonna make lunch special? - I've got some ideas. 55 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,411 You're gonna need some roofies, bro. 56 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:24,912 (stifled laugh) 57 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,497 So what are we here to talk about? 58 00:03:26,665 --> 00:03:28,791 Well, this is extremely secretive. 59 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,418 Everything in here is. 60 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,546 I'm buying a very big company. 61 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:35,131 Oh, congrats. 62 00:03:35,299 --> 00:03:37,258 Which he said wouldn't cost us anything. 63 00:03:37,426 --> 00:03:39,760 This deal will make me the head of the largest agency 64 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:41,804 in the entire entertainment business. 65 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,681 You said it wouldn't cost us anything. 66 00:03:43,849 --> 00:03:45,141 I didn't think that it would. 67 00:03:45,309 --> 00:03:47,143 He said the company was gonna buy it. 68 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:48,811 I thought that the company could. 69 00:03:48,979 --> 00:03:50,688 But it's been a rough year so, you know, 70 00:03:50,856 --> 00:03:52,356 we're a little strapped for cash. 71 00:03:52,524 --> 00:03:54,984 But the bank has asked me to personally guarantee something. 72 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:57,737 - $12 million. - I think it's great that you two have 73 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,989 such open communication about your money. 74 00:04:00,157 --> 00:04:01,407 It's not our money. 75 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,576 - It's her money. - Oh. 76 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:06,120 And I just put up my money when we started this new agency. 77 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:07,705 And that was over two years ago 78 00:04:07,873 --> 00:04:10,124 and we still haven't gotten all of that money back yet. 79 00:04:10,292 --> 00:04:11,792 And that doesn't concern you, Ari? 80 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,128 No, because we're gonna make it back 50 times 81 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,463 - on this one. - (scoffs) 82 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:16,923 You don't see it this way? 83 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,508 Even if I did, I don't see this as just about business. 84 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,677 Is it about ego, Ari? 85 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:23,763 I've always dreamed about ruling the world. 86 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,515 But now that I'm getting older I would settle for ruling Hollywood. 87 00:04:26,683 --> 00:04:29,518 It goes much deeper than that. He's got enemies at this company he wants to buy. 88 00:04:29,686 --> 00:04:32,021 - I have enemies everywhere. - Who are these enemies? 89 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,649 These are very personal conflicts. He wants payback. 90 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,817 - And I'm not sure he's thinking clearly. - What? 91 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,527 Tell me about these conflicts, Ari. 92 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,364 - They don't matter. - Your wife seems to think they do. 93 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,491 My wife doesn't know how I do my business. 94 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:46,661 But you need her money in order to buy this business that you want. 95 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,621 - So why do you want it? - For revenge. 96 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:51,207 - For a music department. - For Terrance. 97 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:54,168 For a book department that I can pair with filmmakers. 98 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,420 - And for Lloyd. - For sports stars. 99 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:59,340 Is it possible that these people are the reason you want to buy the agency? 100 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,092 Yes, he wants to destroy them. 101 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:02,551 Tell her. Tell her. 102 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:05,388 Is it true? Do you want to destroy these people, Ari? 103 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,181 Okay, yes! 104 00:05:07,349 --> 00:05:11,936 If I could gouge out Terrance McQuewick's eyeballs 105 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:15,690 and eat them for what he did to me, I would. 106 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,776 And I would sell that Benedict Arnold Adam Davies 107 00:05:18,944 --> 00:05:22,405 into white slavery if we lived in a place that had a market for it. 108 00:05:22,572 --> 00:05:25,199 And Lloyd, that little queen 109 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:28,035 who I welcomed into my home 110 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:31,706 and allowed to play with my children and care for my dog, 111 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,125 and who left me for those two scumbags, 112 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,252 I would tie him up and allow the entire 113 00:05:36,420 --> 00:05:38,796 Screen Actors Guild to anally rape him 114 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,881 if not for the fact that I know he would enjoy it. 115 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,425 I hate 'em all. 116 00:05:42,592 --> 00:05:44,677 And yes, I want to see them destroyed. 117 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:47,847 But that is not why I want this company. 118 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:51,017 I want... no no, I need 119 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:54,687 this company because it's good business. 120 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,815 It's good goddamn business. 121 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,568 And if I don't buy it, someone else will 122 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:04,405 and that will be very very bad for my business. 123 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:07,908 And my wife, of all people, should know 124 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:11,495 that when it comes to business, my judgment is never clouded. 125 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,789 So please please, 126 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,833 support me like you always have 127 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,252 and I will deliver for us 128 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,422 like I always have. 129 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:23,841 What do you think? 130 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,385 I think it was a good speech. 131 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:27,595 Yeah. 132 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,680 Do what you need to do, Ari. 133 00:06:29,848 --> 00:06:32,016 Really? 134 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:33,768 I love you. 135 00:06:36,772 --> 00:06:37,938 Can we fuck in here? 136 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:41,150 Johnny, "Melrose Place" will not stop calling me. 137 00:06:41,318 --> 00:06:44,528 They like you. Like Sally Field, they really really like you. 138 00:06:44,696 --> 00:06:48,199 I'm sorry you have to deal with that, Lloyd. But I told you, I'm passing. 139 00:06:48,366 --> 00:06:51,035 Johnny, just go in and read for them. 10 minutes of your life. 140 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:53,704 - What do you have to lose? - What's left of my soul, Lloyd. 141 00:06:53,872 --> 00:06:56,415 Sorry, got to go. 142 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:58,292 Johnny, maybe you should just test. 143 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:00,419 If you get it you can turn it down if you really don't want it. 144 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,254 I don't want it. Really. 145 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,964 Look at me. 146 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:06,383 Vince, I have one pair left. 147 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,427 - Oh, awesome. Thanks. - You're welcome. 148 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,970 - Vince, what's up? - Hey, Matty. 149 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,764 - How's it going? - How you doing, buddy? 150 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:13,432 - Good to see you, man. - Good to see you. 151 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,810 - Hey, Matt. - Hey. 152 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,812 Johnny. 153 00:07:17,979 --> 00:07:20,314 Listen, man, did you get the stuff that I sent over to Ari? 154 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,775 It's the foundation I'm working with... the One By One Foundation. 155 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:24,652 - The kids' foundation. - Oh, yeah yeah. 156 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:27,279 It's at the house. I haven't had a chance to look at it. 157 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:30,324 - You haven't looked at it yet? - No, I just... I've been busy. 158 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:34,036 - With what? - I'm doing the new Darabont movie. 159 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:36,997 - Don't be afraid to get involved, Vince. - Oh no, I'm not. 160 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:39,834 We're raising money for children all over the world. It's for kids. 161 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,128 - It sounds good. - It is good. 162 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,172 - You should look at it. - I will. 163 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:48,509 - You can look at it too. - Yeah, I will, Matt. 164 00:07:48,677 --> 00:07:50,845 - I'll see you, man. - See you later. 165 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,013 It's for kids. 166 00:07:53,181 --> 00:07:55,182 Wow, he's intense. 167 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,893 (rock music playing) 168 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:10,239 - Where are we going? - It's a surprise. 169 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:12,449 - How far is it? - It's a surprise. 170 00:08:12,617 --> 00:08:14,952 I have to be back by 2:30. 171 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:16,912 You're not gonna be, so surprise. 172 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,123 - No, I'm serious. - Me too. 173 00:08:19,291 --> 00:08:21,333 Come on, Eric. No fooling around. 174 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,710 I have something I have to do. 175 00:08:22,878 --> 00:08:24,295 - Really? - Yeah. 176 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:26,046 That's my fault. I wasn't thinking. 177 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,424 - But this is really important. - What is? 178 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:30,509 I can't tell you till we're there. 179 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,219 (laughs, groans) 180 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:35,890 - Come on, what is it? - I can't tell you till we're there. 181 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,100 Anyway, you can change your appointment. 182 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,311 (sighs) 183 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:42,938 Is this really important? 184 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,899 Yes it is. 185 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,692 Okay. 186 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,485 - Thank you. - You owe me. 187 00:08:48,653 --> 00:08:50,154 Always. 188 00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:08,923 - Wake up. - I'm up. 189 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,342 - You're like kissing a corpse. - I'm sorry. 190 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,594 You're not attracted to me? 191 00:09:13,762 --> 00:09:16,847 Are you kidding? You're smoking. 192 00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:18,599 - Yeah? - Yeah. 193 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:21,018 Maybe you just need to loosen up a little. 194 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,895 Relax. 195 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,110 Now you're getting somewhere. 196 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:32,279 - Yeah? You like that? - Uh-huh. 197 00:09:32,447 --> 00:09:34,573 You like that? 198 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:36,617 Yeah. 199 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,706 (sighs) 200 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:45,459 I can't believe I can't get you to stop thinking about her. 201 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:47,294 I'm sorry. 202 00:09:47,462 --> 00:09:49,463 She hasn't called me back in three days. 203 00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,340 Maybe she doesn't want to talk to you. 204 00:09:51,508 --> 00:09:54,218 No, I think she's pissed I didn't try to stop her from going. 205 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:57,638 - Or that I didn't go with her, you know? - I don't know her, Turtle. 206 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,640 I should have gone with her. 207 00:09:59,808 --> 00:10:02,226 Maybe you should go now. 208 00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,561 I'm really sorry. 209 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,939 I'll live. 210 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,733 Yeah, but I got you all worked up 211 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:12,403 and now I'm just abandoning you. That's not fair. 212 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,239 You want me to go down on you or something? 213 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:17,157 (scoffs) 214 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,535 - Lloyd. Lloyd. - Yes? 215 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,328 Ari Gold's on his way up here again. 216 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:24,665 What? Why is this happening? 217 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:27,835 Why does Ari Gold keep coming up here? 218 00:10:29,170 --> 00:10:32,214 Adam, I gave up my life to work with you. 219 00:10:32,382 --> 00:10:34,508 You two make a cute couple. 220 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:39,179 Adam, talk to me, please. 221 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:42,474 I think we're merging or Ari's buying us. I don't know. 222 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,310 Oh my God. What will that mean for me? 223 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,146 I know what it'll mean for me. 224 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,234 You know what I'm looking forward to, Terrance? 225 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,861 No, what's that? 226 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:56,196 Walking through this place Terminator style 227 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,365 and eradicating all the dead weight. 228 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,534 Unlike you, I have a soft heart. 229 00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,244 (laughs) Soft as a diamond. 230 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,538 Okay, can we dispense with the pleasantries? 231 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:07,458 You know, my business hasn't done too badly over the years. 232 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,376 But it can be doing so much better. 233 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,046 And it will be doing better once we're done here. So let's move on. 234 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,548 You were always so certain that you knew better than I. 235 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,425 Barbara's right, seeing is believing. 236 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:19,136 But when I trim the fat off this shithole 237 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:21,472 and put it all under the Miller Gold banner, 238 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:24,850 you will see what it could have been if you would have kept me around. 239 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:27,227 Oh, I look forward to that. 240 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,397 Except of course it won't be under the Miller Gold banner. 241 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,107 I don't follow. 242 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:35,611 You obviously haven't read the addendum in the contract. 243 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,072 - What addendum? - It was added in this morning. 244 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,574 It's nothing really. It's just I want assurances 245 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:43,577 that the 40-year-old Terrance McQuewick Agency, 246 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:46,538 which I founded, doesn't somehow lose its name. 247 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,291 Well, that's not really for you to decide. 248 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:52,252 - The addendum says it is. - Are you f... joking? 249 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:54,421 Ari, we've only had our name for two years. 250 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,799 - How attached to it can you be? - I like Gold, okay? 251 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,593 You can't pull this shit last second. 252 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,637 I wouldn't have thought I needed it. 253 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,722 My lawyers didn't think I did. 254 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:07,017 They said, "What idiot would want to get rid of a brand name 255 00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,936 that is synonymous with entertainment 256 00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,146 and has been for nearly four decades?" 257 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:14,441 But I woke up in a terrible sweat last night. 258 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,235 And I thought, "My God. 259 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,905 I know what idiot would want that... him." 260 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,366 You got your price, you have no other say. 261 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,034 - Ari. - I'm out of here. 262 00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,787 Come on, Ari. Don't let your unchecked ego 263 00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:29,123 bring you to your knees again. 264 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,959 Ari, come back and sign the fucking papers. 265 00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:34,628 Lloyd Lee, you got a new lease on life. 266 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,588 You too, scumbag. 267 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,966 - Drama: Lloyd. Lloyd. - Yeah, Johnny? 268 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:42,094 I said it doesn't matter because it isn't about the money. 269 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,180 Tell 'em I said thank you but no thank you. 270 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:47,391 - Okay. - All right, I'll talk to you later. 271 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:49,143 Okay. 272 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,853 What happened? 273 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,021 They're willing to push my quote 10 Gs. 274 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:55,607 You're making 'em want you. What are you thinking? 275 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,651 I'm thinking about you and me 276 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,653 scouring the Italian countryside. 277 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,447 I can't think of anything better. 278 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,699 You know I'm gonna be working most of the time? 279 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,118 Yeah, you've still got to eat and blow off some steam. 280 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,370 True. I just want to make sure you're gonna be okay. 281 00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:10,998 - I don't want you to have any regrets. - I'm great, bro, really. 282 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,500 I might even take up as a cobbler like Daniel Day. 283 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:15,043 Now that would be interesting. 284 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,337 (phone rings) 285 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,339 Ciao. The Chase residence. 286 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,757 Hey, it's Matt Damon. 287 00:13:20,925 --> 00:13:24,052 Hey, Matt, it's Johnny. What can I do for you? 288 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,597 You can write a big check to the One By One Foundation. 289 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:29,308 I'd love to, but my future's a little uncertain right now. 290 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,685 - I'm out of the business. - Were you in the business? 291 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,479 I was on a hit show for three years. 292 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,898 - What happened, they fired you? - No, I left by choice. 293 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,692 Well, listen, John, there are millions of helpless children 294 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:41,320 - with much much bigger problems. - Well, yeah, of course. 295 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,822 Is Vince there? Did he look at the materials yet? 296 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:45,532 Hang on. It's Damon. 297 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,868 He wants to know about that charity thing. 298 00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,912 He must have slipped out. 299 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:52,414 But I can see the brochures opened up here on the table. 300 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,208 Put him on the fucking phone, John. 301 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,376 Okay. 302 00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,170 Sorry, he Jason Bourned me. 303 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,549 (sighs) Hey, Matt. 304 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,551 I was just looking over the stuff. 305 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,762 - Pretty moving shit, isn't it? - Very. 306 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,388 Okay, so can I count on you? 307 00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:10,390 Just let me know what I can do. 308 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:12,059 I'll tell you what you can do. 309 00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,770 We've got some trips coming up to Cleveland, Ohio. 310 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,898 Feeding America, one of our partners, is running a food bank there. 311 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:20,901 I need a other celebrity to go with me to draw attention to the fact 312 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:23,070 that one out of six American children... 313 00:14:23,238 --> 00:14:25,322 one out of six, are food insecure. 314 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,407 Do you even know what that means, Vince? 315 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,285 It means they don't know where their next meal is coming from. 316 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,829 One out of six Americans. It's fucking shameful. 317 00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:35,415 Yeah, I'm leaving for Italy tomorrow. 318 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,125 You know what? Fuck the American kids. 319 00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,002 Let them starve. Have a good time on your vacation. 320 00:14:39,170 --> 00:14:41,588 No, it's not a vacation. I'm working. 321 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,508 - Get off your arse, Vince. - That's Bono, Vince. 322 00:14:44,676 --> 00:14:46,927 Oh, hey, Bono. 323 00:14:47,095 --> 00:14:50,931 You know, it doesn't take much to have a big effect here, Vince. 324 00:14:51,099 --> 00:14:52,349 - Yeah. - Matt: I'll tell you what... 325 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,935 when you're done with your Frank Darabont movie, 326 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:57,813 - I'm gonna take you on a trip, okay? - Yeah, for sure. 327 00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,898 In the near term I would like a check. 328 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,442 Okay. For how much? 329 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,279 - Do what's right, Vince. - Don't be a cheapskate, man. 330 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,614 Do it today. Don't make me wait. I'm going to be waiting. 331 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:09,616 - We'll both be waiting. - See you, Vince. 332 00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,118 (door shuts) 333 00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,953 Yo, what's up? 334 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:15,289 I'm going to New Zealand. 335 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,000 - Hey, what happened with the coed? - Nothing. 336 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,335 Not today or last night. 337 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,254 You lied? 338 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,549 Sorry. I love Jamie. I don't want to be with anybody else. 339 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,884 I got a 6:00 P.M. Flight. 340 00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:33,640 Well... 341 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:36,935 I guess freedom is ours and ours alone, Johnny. 342 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,354 Yeah. 343 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,733 What's wrong? 344 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,736 I may have been lying to myself too, bro. 345 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,446 I'm an actor. 346 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,656 I've got to get to that meeting. 347 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:54,620 Eric: We got lucky today. It's basically perfect weather. 348 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,913 Yeah. 349 00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:00,208 God, it feels like forever since we were last here. 350 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,668 It was only a couple years ago. 351 00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:04,838 - More like three. - We spent two nights at Shutters. 352 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,007 - That was a good weekend. - It was for me. 353 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,968 You got so sunburned you couldn't breathe without pain. 354 00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:12,471 Maybe I glorified it a little bit. 355 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,514 No, it was amazing. 356 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,684 So what are we doing here? 357 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:20,354 Is Vince thinking about buying this place or something? 358 00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:21,855 No. 359 00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,649 So what then? 360 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,444 I just wanted to remind you how good we could be together. 361 00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:31,782 Wow. 362 00:16:31,949 --> 00:16:33,950 You've got to be kidding me. 363 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:36,536 - Sloan. - Eric, I canceled on someone. 364 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,246 Was it really that important? 365 00:16:38,414 --> 00:16:40,791 It's the guy I'm seeing and yes, I like him. 366 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,542 Well, I still love you. 367 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,129 - I want to go home. - Sloan. 368 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,590 Eric, we've been over this. 369 00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,884 I want to go home now. 370 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,642 Hey, Jame, it's me. 371 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,269 I just wanted to let you know I'm on my way to see you. 372 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,730 We need to talk face to face. 373 00:17:03,898 --> 00:17:06,650 I'm taking off in a little, so please call me if you get this. 374 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,450 - Where are you traveling to? - Auckland. 375 00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:18,829 - How long is the flight? - About 14 and a half hours. 376 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,580 Sweet. 377 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:25,085 - This lying scumbag piece of shit. - What did you expect from him? 378 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,796 I expected him to honor the deal that he agreed to. 379 00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,424 - He was never going to. - He has never honored anything. 380 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,134 But you still want this. 381 00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,261 More than I want my wife to crave pussy. 382 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:38,056 But I will not be controlled by that rotting old douchebag. 383 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,809 - I was for too long. - It's a fair deal though, Ari. 384 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,103 For whatever reason, he's being more than fair. 385 00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,397 And you know that if you drop this ball 386 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,899 the whole town is gonna dive for this. 387 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,902 - What the hell? - He's weak. 388 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,530 I don't know why, but he is. Just get the deal done. 389 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,615 - Andrew. - Terrance. 390 00:17:55,783 --> 00:17:58,118 Nice to see you. Didn't realize you were still in the business. 391 00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:00,120 - Die. - Not for you. 392 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:03,248 Not for any TV agents. Hello, Ari. 393 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,293 I should kick your ass for wasting my time. 394 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:09,880 Do you remember when you first came to work for me? 395 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,798 We used to go spar at my gym. 396 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,675 I'd kick your ass. 397 00:18:13,843 --> 00:18:15,969 You were my boss. I let you win. 398 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:18,138 I could still kick your ass and you know it. 399 00:18:18,306 --> 00:18:21,099 Listen, you crawled over here for a reason. What is it? 400 00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,727 I want to make this deal work. 401 00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:26,313 Well, then I suggest that you go find a buyer 402 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:28,148 who will let you push them around. 403 00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,275 'Cause it ain't gonna be me. 404 00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,152 I want you to buy it. 405 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,570 Why? 406 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:36,239 Because you miss having some sort of control over me? 407 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,117 I'm smart enough to know that I never had control over you. 408 00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:42,454 No. Not while I was working for you. 409 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,331 Or shall I say with you? 410 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:46,792 I was your number-one asset. 411 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,461 We used to laugh at all those other dickheads. 412 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,671 But you became one when you threw me out 413 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,423 of the company that I built! 414 00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:56,384 Look, let's put the past behind us. 415 00:18:56,552 --> 00:19:00,013 The future is yours. Don't destroy my legacy out of spite. 416 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:02,516 Admit that you destroyed me out of spite, 417 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,435 out of bitterness and out ofjealousy. 418 00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:08,188 Is that what all this is about? Do you want me to apologize? 419 00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:11,483 Poor hurt little boy still pines for his daddy's approval? 420 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:14,361 I became too big for you and you couldn't handle it. 421 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,655 No, I couldn't handle your rotten ego 422 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,824 or your extraordinary salary demands. 423 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,283 Bullshit. 424 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,328 So this is why you won't let me keep my name? 425 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,872 If you don't like it, you can go find someone else. 426 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,999 No, I don't want anyone else. 427 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,545 You're the only one who can take this company forward for the next 50 years. 428 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:34,840 - Well, then apologize. - I just did. 429 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,217 It was a mistake 430 00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,427 that I kicked you out, Ari, all right? 431 00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,722 I was just feeling unneeded. 432 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,601 Well, you were needed. 433 00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:50,230 Well, you know you're going to grow old someday, Ari. 434 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:53,316 Hopefully you'll find someone 435 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:56,152 who'll be able to help you do it gracefully. 436 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:02,200 I'll let you keep your name. 437 00:20:07,415 --> 00:20:09,666 (chuckles) Make it last. 438 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,546 You've got a roomful of people that are very excited 439 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,090 that you've changed your mind and decided to come in, Johnny. 440 00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,426 I'm just glad you guys are still willing to see me. 441 00:20:19,594 --> 00:20:22,596 Truth is, Phil begged us to see you again. 442 00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,556 And, um, I'm... 443 00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,643 I'm questioning the reluctance. 444 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,437 Are you not feeling this role? 445 00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:32,939 - No no no. - Well, what then? 446 00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:36,610 Well, for a minute there I didn't think I wanted this anymore. 447 00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:40,780 But then it hit me... what I don't want anymore is the rejection. 448 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,534 18 years of it has taken its toll. 449 00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:47,412 I was on this show once before. 450 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,249 And I was on another series for the past 87 episodes. 451 00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:55,045 I've done over 140 guest spots on TV and other movies, 452 00:20:55,212 --> 00:20:58,048 16 plays, 39 commercials... 453 00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:00,258 yet still you haven't seen enough 454 00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,385 to just offer me the part. 455 00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:05,805 Still you make me sing for my supper. 456 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,308 Hey, if you don't want to... 457 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,602 Pal, it doesn't matter if I want to. 458 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:12,812 I have to. 459 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,898 There you go. That's the spirit. 460 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,650 Roll this. Do it, Johnny. 461 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,489 (shouts) Here we go! 462 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:24,991 They basically gave me the part in the room, bro. 463 00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:28,161 - Yeah? - Yeah, Yagoda said I was pitch perfect. 464 00:21:28,329 --> 00:21:30,872 I even got a sincere thumbs up from that jerkoff director. 465 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,999 You should have stopped caring a long time ago, Johnny. 466 00:21:33,167 --> 00:21:34,292 No shit. 467 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,795 So I guess this means I'm going to Italy alone then, huh? 468 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:39,422 Well, I don't have an official offer and I don't want to jinx it, 469 00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:42,175 but sorry, bro. Looks like you're solo. 470 00:21:42,343 --> 00:21:44,135 I'm proud of you, Johnny. 471 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,845 Thanks, Vince. 472 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,180 - Later. - Later. 473 00:21:57,608 --> 00:21:59,192 I don't know why you're so angry. 474 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:01,152 I said I was sorry. 475 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,154 You rejected me, I feel bad enough. 476 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,906 You should be used to that by now. 477 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:07,033 Look, I was wrong, all right? 478 00:22:07,201 --> 00:22:09,536 The guys told me you were over me and I didn't believe them. 479 00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:12,497 And you usually listen to every word the guys say. 480 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:14,457 I know. It's just that 481 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,043 even though we've been apart for the last three years, 482 00:22:17,211 --> 00:22:19,921 I always believed that one day I'd have you, a house, kids. 483 00:22:20,089 --> 00:22:22,716 - You mean we. - I don't follow. 484 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:25,635 We would have a house and kids. 485 00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:29,014 You're a selfish prick. You follow that? 486 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:34,394 Why is it so selfish because I'm trying to tell you I want to be with you? 487 00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:36,604 Because last time you convinced me it was forever 488 00:22:36,772 --> 00:22:38,898 and then took off with your buddies five minutes later. 489 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,443 I'm sorry. I was trying to get my business going. 490 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:44,279 - You took me for granted. - I know. 491 00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:47,115 Eric, why are you doing this to me? 492 00:22:47,283 --> 00:22:48,450 Because I love you. 493 00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,744 I will not get lured back into this. 494 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,370 I can't trust you. 495 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,915 You love to have a girlfriend, but on your terms. 496 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:58,501 You're never gonna be able to commit, not to anyone. 497 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,754 That is not true. I will commit to you right now. 498 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:03,214 - Eric, stop. - I swear to God. 499 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,467 - I'll marry you. - You'll marry me? 500 00:23:05,634 --> 00:23:07,886 Yes, I will get in that car right now, drive to Vegas 501 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:09,804 and commit to you for the rest of my life. 502 00:23:09,972 --> 00:23:13,349 Really? Have you even thought about this? 503 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:16,102 Yeah, I have. 504 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:18,897 And this time I swear on my life 505 00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,733 it'll be forever. 506 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,916 Jesse. How've you been? 507 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:40,502 I've been... 508 00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:43,379 Great. I'm back and you're fired. 509 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:45,381 - (paintballs shooting) - Hello all. 510 00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:48,384 No need to run. Your fates have already been sealed. 511 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,512 - You're safe. - Oh my God. 512 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,305 You're safe, for now. 513 00:23:52,473 --> 00:23:54,516 Hello, nice to see you. Who's your best client? 514 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,643 Um... 515 00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,311 Jesus! 516 00:23:58,479 --> 00:24:01,314 I represent "Jon and Kate Plus 8." 517 00:24:04,110 --> 00:24:06,361 Where are you, Davies? 518 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:11,950 Ari, I'm already packing to save myself the indignity. 519 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:14,077 That's too bad. 520 00:24:14,245 --> 00:24:16,663 Ari, Jesus Christ! 521 00:24:16,831 --> 00:24:19,415 - Have you lost your mind, Ari? - (laughs) 522 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:22,919 - Now where's Lloyd Lee? - Mr. Lee knew you were coming, Mr. Gold. 523 00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:25,046 He decided not to wait for your arrival. 524 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:26,631 Now why don't I believe you? 525 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,091 (gun fires) 526 00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:30,176 Now, Lloyd, maybe you're not here. 527 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:31,469 Maybe you are. 528 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:34,055 Either way, you have nothing to fear 529 00:24:34,223 --> 00:24:37,142 because I'm not gonna kill you. I love you. 530 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,145 You see, even though you betrayed me, 531 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,605 you were the best slave that I ever had. 532 00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:46,109 I mean, who could possibly replace 533 00:24:46,277 --> 00:24:48,570 the way that you picked up my dry-cleaning? 534 00:24:48,737 --> 00:24:50,363 No one. 535 00:24:50,531 --> 00:24:54,033 Who could better the way you picked up my dog's shit? 536 00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,828 And if I liked short, fat men 537 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,329 sucking on my dick, 538 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:01,666 I'm sure that no one could do it better than you either. 539 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,335 So return to the king 540 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:06,296 or exile yourself 541 00:25:06,463 --> 00:25:08,381 from this town forever. 542 00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:10,967 You have until the end of the day tomorrow 543 00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:14,220 to agree to be rebranded mine. 544 00:25:14,388 --> 00:25:16,556 (gun firing) 545 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:22,395 Woman: Welcome aboard, ladies and gentlemen. 546 00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:25,398 Excuse me, ma'am. 547 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,734 If there's a seat left with an open one next to it, 548 00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:29,777 - I'd love to grab that. - As would I. 549 00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:32,197 I'm sorry, but I think the flight is full. 550 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:35,491 - Awesome. - (phone rings) 551 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:42,582 Jamie. Jesus, why haven't you called me? 552 00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:45,376 - Turtle, where are you? - I'm on my way to you. 553 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,086 I don't want you to do that. 554 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,963 I don't want to see other people. 555 00:25:49,131 --> 00:25:51,174 - I can't believe you'd think that I would. - Turtle. 556 00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:53,301 Excuse me, sir. You're gonna have to get off your phone. 557 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,053 - We're preparing for takeoff. - One minute. 558 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,221 - Sir. - Just one minute. 559 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,431 Turtle, please don't come here. 560 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:02,060 I know I said you should see other people because I don't want you to resent me. 561 00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:05,563 - But I was just being weak. - Weak? How? 562 00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:09,525 The truth is I don't want to end up resenting you. 563 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:11,736 Why would you resent me? 564 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,863 Because I could be gone for a year. 565 00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:16,908 And if the show is successful I could be gone for five. 566 00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:18,868 So you want to see other people? 567 00:26:19,036 --> 00:26:21,955 I don't know what I want. But I've done the long-distance thing before 568 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,123 and I ended up getting really really hurt. 569 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,876 And I would never want that to happen to either of us. 570 00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:29,212 It's not like I won't come see you. 571 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,839 You've worked so hard this year to get your life going. 572 00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,342 You can't be flying back and forth to New Zealand. 573 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,970 - I can make it work. - It wouldn't work. 574 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:39,806 And if we're ever gonna have a chance in the future, 575 00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,308 we shouldn't try. 576 00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:46,688 Wow. I didn't see this coming. 577 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:49,524 I really do love you. 578 00:26:49,692 --> 00:26:52,360 Sir, you need to get off the phone right now. 579 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:55,363 Okay then. 580 00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:58,700 Turtle, I'm sorry. 581 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,451 Yeah. 582 00:27:04,081 --> 00:27:06,708 (engines powering up) 583 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:09,419 I gotta get off this plane. 584 00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:11,963 I've got to get off this plane. 585 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,715 I'm sorry, that's not possible. 586 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:16,175 The door is closed and we've already pulled away from the gate. 587 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:19,053 I can't go to New Zealand. I've got to get off this plane now. 588 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,347 Sit down. Put your seat belt on. 589 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,016 What if I yell bomb? 590 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:25,268 Then you can get off the plane and you can 591 00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:28,021 go straight to jail and pay a $250,000 fine. 592 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:30,189 (sighs) 593 00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:36,029 Thank you. 594 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,701 Hey, Vince, we got to roll. 595 00:27:41,869 --> 00:27:43,286 You're gonna miss your flight. 596 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:44,620 I'm flying private, Johnny. 597 00:27:44,788 --> 00:27:46,205 They won't leave till I get there. 598 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:47,874 Oh yeah, I forgot. 599 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:49,876 - No word from E? - Or Turtle. 600 00:27:50,044 --> 00:27:52,462 (phone ringing) 601 00:27:52,629 --> 00:27:54,881 It's Phil Yagoda. 602 00:27:55,049 --> 00:27:58,092 Hey, Phil. Give me something officially great. 603 00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,136 John, you blew us all away at the audition. 604 00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:02,180 Yeah, I know. You told me that yesterday. 605 00:28:02,348 --> 00:28:04,057 I wanted to tell you again. 606 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:05,892 So did I get it or not? 607 00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:07,894 In my mind you did. 608 00:28:08,062 --> 00:28:10,772 - Whose other mind is there? - The network's. 609 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:13,399 - They didn't like me? - They did like you. 610 00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:16,527 - But? - They think you're too old, John. 611 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,863 - But I'm not. - Well, they think you are. 612 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:21,407 I didn't shave yesterday. I could cut my hair. 613 00:28:21,575 --> 00:28:23,242 They're going younger, John. 614 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:28,373 I guess they've got to do what they've got to do. 615 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,083 I've got to tell you, 616 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:32,710 I thought you were gonna put up a little more of a fight. 617 00:28:32,878 --> 00:28:35,004 I got no fight left in me, Phil. 618 00:28:35,172 --> 00:28:37,882 - I left it all in that room. - I know you did, John. 619 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,718 - And so does the network. - Cool. 620 00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:43,096 In fact, they said that they think 621 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:45,598 that you are finally ready to carry something. 622 00:28:45,766 --> 00:28:47,600 Great. Let me know when they got something. 623 00:28:47,768 --> 00:28:49,811 They want to start developing something for you now. 624 00:28:49,978 --> 00:28:52,522 They want to give you a holding deal and they want to make sure 625 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,941 that nobody snags you up. 626 00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:58,319 Really? I've never had a holding deal before. 627 00:28:58,487 --> 00:29:00,154 Good times ahead, John. 628 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:02,240 - Thanks, Phil. - You got it. 629 00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:04,200 Bye. 630 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:08,663 They want to develop something for me to star in. 631 00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:10,790 - Johnny, that's amazing. - Yeah. 632 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,543 And even more amazing, I'm coming to Italy. 633 00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:16,462 - (laughs) - You got to pack. 634 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:18,714 I brought some bags just in case. 635 00:29:18,882 --> 00:29:20,633 A holding deal. 636 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,304 It sucks the guys are gonna miss this. 637 00:29:25,472 --> 00:29:28,141 It sucks for them. 638 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,815 Thanks for flying. Bye-bye. 639 00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:39,444 - Thank you. - Any idea how quick I can get to Rome? 640 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,821 You just flew in from L.A. 641 00:29:41,989 --> 00:29:44,490 Oh yeah, I'm trying to break the Guinness record 642 00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:47,118 for most miles in 24 hours. What's it to you? 643 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,718 Wow, I didn't really think you'd show. 644 00:30:03,886 --> 00:30:06,137 - I didn't come for work. - What did you come for? 645 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,014 I came to tell you to go fuck yourself. 646 00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:10,766 - Watch it, Lloyd. - Don't tell me what to do. 647 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:13,227 And don't you dare let yourself be convinced 648 00:30:13,395 --> 00:30:14,854 that I betrayed you. 649 00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:18,357 You abused me. And you won't ever again. 650 00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:20,693 But I will work myself to the bone 651 00:30:20,861 --> 00:30:23,738 so that someday I will be in a position to abuse you. 652 00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:25,990 You're not so smart. How could you be 653 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:28,701 if you actually believed I would ever work for you again? 654 00:30:28,869 --> 00:30:31,579 So you wouldn't work for me if you were an agent? 655 00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,539 Oh, you think I'll fall for this 656 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:36,083 - and then you'll laugh in my face. - I'm serious, Lloyd. 657 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,044 You just showed me balls I didn't know you had. 658 00:30:38,212 --> 00:30:40,630 So that speech made you believe I should be an agent? 659 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:42,840 I believed it before you got here. 660 00:30:43,884 --> 00:30:45,885 Terrance apologized to me. 661 00:30:46,053 --> 00:30:48,137 I... 662 00:30:49,473 --> 00:30:52,350 I'm sorry, Lloyd. 663 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:55,895 - I still think you're fucking with me. - Go check your office. 664 00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:09,408 It's supposed to say agent. 665 00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:11,911 (applauding) 666 00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:20,753 Oh. 667 00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:22,755 All right. 668 00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:24,757 Get off. 669 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:30,221 Vince: Wow, Turtle's gonna meet us in Italy. 670 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,598 - Drama: What happened with Jamie? - He didn't say. 671 00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:34,559 What, is Damon coming? 672 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,937 Oh, Jesus. What the hell? 673 00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:40,773 - Unbelievable. - Hey, Matty. 674 00:31:40,941 --> 00:31:42,567 What, are you following me? 675 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:45,111 No no, pure coincidence. Told you I was going to Cleveland. 676 00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:48,239 You guys know LeBron. He gave up his vacation for the kids. 677 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:51,075 Hey, LeBron. Hey, big fan, man. 678 00:31:51,243 --> 00:31:53,119 - Hey. - Hey. 679 00:31:53,287 --> 00:31:55,580 - So did you get the check I sent? - Yeah, I did. 680 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:57,665 - Hope it was enough. - It wasn't. 681 00:31:58,917 --> 00:32:00,710 You guys are flying private to Italy, huh? 682 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,878 - Must be nice. - Yeah. 683 00:32:03,046 --> 00:32:05,381 - Good living. - And what are you guys doing here? 684 00:32:05,549 --> 00:32:07,758 Saving the geese from an untimely death? 685 00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:10,303 We're on a charitable mission, John. 686 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:13,306 The jet was donated by Marquis as well as the carbon offset. 687 00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:15,141 - We're good. - Touché. 688 00:32:15,309 --> 00:32:16,976 I want a big fucking check from you, Vince. 689 00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:18,769 - How big? - What are you making this year, 690 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:22,648 - 20 million? Ari told me 20 mil. - Yeah, give or take. 691 00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:25,359 - And you only gave 10 Gs? - That is a little light, bro. 692 00:32:25,527 --> 00:32:28,404 I didn't know what was appropriate. What did you give, LeBron? I'll match it. 693 00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:30,990 - I gave a million, Vince. - Oh. 694 00:32:31,158 --> 00:32:33,367 - Send a buck 50. - I was gonna say 200, but that's good. 695 00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:34,744 - That's good. - Yeah? 696 00:32:34,911 --> 00:32:36,329 - It's for the kids. - It's for the kids. 697 00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:38,664 - Done. - Good. 698 00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:41,417 - Yo yo. - Hey, yo, E. 699 00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:44,920 Call Marvin. Have him write a check for 150 grand to Matt's charity. 700 00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:47,590 - Okay. Hey, guys. - What's up? 701 00:32:47,758 --> 00:32:49,216 Matty D, Bron, let's hit it. 702 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:52,011 - All good? - As good as always, Kenny D. 703 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:55,139 - Let's do it. Jimmy Edmonds, JC, let's go. - Later, fellas. 704 00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:57,016 - Have a safe flight. - See you, Vince. 705 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:59,185 - Bye, LeBron. - 150 Gs? 706 00:32:59,353 --> 00:33:01,187 It's for the kids. 707 00:33:01,355 --> 00:33:02,480 - Hey, Sloan. - Hey. 708 00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:05,274 - Hey, Sloan. - Hi, honey. 709 00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:07,610 So where you been, kid? 710 00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,987 - Long lunch? - Lunch ended yesterday. 711 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,990 - And it was a disaster. - And yet you have no luggage? 712 00:33:16,161 --> 00:33:18,496 Duh-duh-duh. 713 00:33:18,664 --> 00:33:20,706 Great Mother of God. 714 00:33:20,874 --> 00:33:23,042 - You've got to be kidding me. - We got engaged. 715 00:33:23,210 --> 00:33:25,795 - Wow! - Yeah, I was gonna marry her but... 716 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:29,548 We knew you guys and my dad would kill us if you missed it. 717 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:31,676 - And we would have. - Congratulations. 718 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,053 - Thanks. - Congratulations. 719 00:33:34,221 --> 00:33:36,889 Welcome to the gang. I wish we could stay and celebrate. 720 00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:39,350 Audition some bridesmaids, if you know what I mean. 721 00:33:39,518 --> 00:33:42,103 I promise you will have plenty of time for that. 722 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:43,938 So I'm assuming you're not coming. 723 00:33:44,106 --> 00:33:45,439 Well, no. 724 00:33:45,607 --> 00:33:47,191 Wow, first trip no E. 725 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:50,111 - We're gonna come visit though. - Mm-hmm. 726 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:51,904 You son of a bitch. Congratulations. 727 00:33:52,072 --> 00:33:54,657 - I know you're gonna kill it, Vince. - No doubt. 728 00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:58,577 Hey, you take care of that girl, you lucky bastard. 729 00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:01,580 If you don't, Johnny Drama will. 730 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,420 (pop song playing) 731 00:34:08,422 --> 00:34:10,297 So are you regretting this yet? 732 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:12,133 Not in the slightest. 733 00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,385 I know I'm gonna regret this, 734 00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:18,222 but you if you want to go with, I understand. 735 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:19,807 Really? 736 00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:21,809 Yeah. 737 00:34:21,977 --> 00:34:23,936 I love you. 738 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:30,276 Yo, guys. Wait up. 739 00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:38,617 I'm kidding. 740 00:34:38,785 --> 00:34:40,536 (laughs) 741 00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:53,841 Wow. 742 00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:55,551 The guy's down for the count. 743 00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:00,848 Which one of us do you think will be next? 744 00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:03,726 I have no idea, Johnny. 745 00:35:14,488 --> 00:35:16,280 (Sloan laughs) 746 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,699 (hip-hop song playing) 747 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,804 Vince, this is Matt Damon. 748 00:36:21,972 --> 00:36:24,265 Listen, I just had a really disturbing phone call 749 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,225 with the foundation. It's been a week. 750 00:36:26,393 --> 00:36:29,603 I'm in Haiti at the moment. I understand your check has not come. 751 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:33,232 It has not come, Vince. Don't you fucking push me, Vince. 752 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,526 Don't push me. Send the check. 753 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,361 You do what's right, Vince. 754 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:40,406 You gave me your word. You gave LeBron your word. 755 00:36:40,574 --> 00:36:42,241 Let me tell you something, man. 756 00:36:42,409 --> 00:36:44,034 I never even thought you were a fucking good actor. 757 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,662 I thought you were terrible. Everything l... 758 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:49,290 "Aquaman," "Queens Boulevard"... they stink. 759 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:51,083 They fucking stink. 760 00:36:51,251 --> 00:36:54,211 I can't even believe that you have money to give to a foundation. 761 00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,046 But the fact is that you do 762 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:57,923 and you gave me your word that you would. 763 00:36:58,091 --> 00:37:00,134 So give me the fucking check, Vince! 764 00:37:00,302 --> 00:37:02,845 I can't believe I have a fucking Academy Award 765 00:37:03,013 --> 00:37:04,597 and I am calling you back 766 00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:07,600 again and again and again, you cocksucker! 767 00:37:09,102 --> 00:37:10,227 Send me the check! 768 00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,605 (sobbing) 769 00:37:15,317 --> 00:37:16,984 Hey, Vince. It's Matt. 770 00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:19,111 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, buddy. 771 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:22,156 Um, that was really out of line. 772 00:37:22,324 --> 00:37:24,950 And, um, I didn't mean that. 773 00:37:25,118 --> 00:37:26,535 I'm just... I'm just... 774 00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:28,913 I'm just a little tired, man. 775 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,290 And, uh, I'm sorry.