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(theme music playing)

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♪ Oooh! ♪

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♪ Yeah yeah! ♪

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♪ Yeah yeah ♪

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♪ Yeah, my mind
had been enabled ♪

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♪ In the memory
you overflow ♪

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♪ I wanna be
your superhero ♪

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♪ Even if I
tumble, fall ♪

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♪ I'm okay ♪

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♪ But I need you
desperately ♪

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♪ You know I need you
desperately ♪

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♪ I wanna be
your superhero ♪

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♪ Yeah, oh yeah ♪

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♪ Oh yeah. ♪

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Thanks.

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- So what's the damage?
- 47.

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- 20 a guy?
- No no no no no.

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Forget that.
We're not breaking this down even.

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- We all ate the same thing, Drama.
- No, he had the home fries.

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- You ordered those.
- Yeah, but you ate 'em.

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That's 'cause
you didn't like them.

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So what?
I would have sent them back.

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Are you seriously trying
to sell me your potatoes?

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I ain't selling you shit.

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Possession is 9/10ths of the law
and your stomach now possesses them.

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Whatever. I don't have time for this.
I'll just pay, all right?

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- Thanks, E.
- No, I'll pay with my company card.

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- Amy, here you go.
- Yes... oh.

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- Thanks, Turtle.
- Some company.

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Don't be mad 'cause I'm employed
and you probably never will be.

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- I gotta call Vince.
- He was still sleeping when I left.

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- Really? We'll wake him up then.
- Yeah.

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Sorry, Turtle,
they rejected your card.

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- What?
- Oh, good God.

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- That can't be.
- Thank you.

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- Thanks.
- But I never use this card.

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- I'll be right back.
- No, seriously, I never use this card.

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- (chuckles)
- (phone ringing)

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- Hello?
- Yo, how are you feeling?

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(groans)
Good. Rested.

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You should be,
you slept for 18 hours.

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- Really?
- Yeah, you got the "Ferrari" junket at 11:00.

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- Are you gonna be ready?
- Yeah, of course.

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- But I need a haircut first.
- I don't think you're gonna have time before,

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but I'm sure the hair
and makeup people there can do it.

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Naw, I only like
how Sharon does it.

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So you'll go after.
I'm sure you look fine.

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- Where am I going?
- You're going to Drai's at the W Hollywood.

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- You need me to meet you there?
- I don't need anything but a haircut.

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- All right, I'll see you there.
- I knew you still cared.

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- Later.
- Late.

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Mrs. Ari:
Thank you for coming with me.

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My baby wants me to look at a chandelier,
then a chandelier I will look at.

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Even if it means driving 90 minutes
into the deep part of the Valley.

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I know you couldn't care less,
but this is spectacular.

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It's Murano glass and it was originally
owned by Sophia Loren.

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I'd rather look at nude photos
of her original body.

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- Ari.
- I cannot wait to see that chandelier.

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(phone rings)

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- Yeah?
- I've got Jerry Jones calling you back?

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Put him through.
Owner of the Cowboys.

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- I know who he is.
- I've been waiting for this call for a while.

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- Ari Gold!
- Jerry, how the hell are you?

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I'm well.
You're a persistent fella.

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I haven't gotten to where I am
by giving up easily.

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You know, either you or your staff
have called me 25 times this week.

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We wanted to make sure
you got the message.

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I got the message.

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I understand you want
to sell our TV rights.

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Understand that you want us
to sell your TV rights.

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- Confident.
- I deliver, Jerry.

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Always have.
Ask anyone.

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Even my wife,
who's in the car.

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He always delivers,
Mr. Jones.

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Always nice to hear
from the missus,

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but let me tell you
why I'm calling.

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A couple of associates and I
are flying out to LA this afternoon

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and will only be there for the day.
How does 2:00 sound to you?

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- We can make that work.
- Great.

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Wow me like you
wow your wife.

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You got it!

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Sexy accent.

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Jake, clear my schedule

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and get as much information
as you can on those guys.

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- Will do.
- Whoa whoa whoa, what are you doing?!

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- I'm dropping you off, baby.
- Are you kidding me?

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- You heard me say clear my schedule.
- I didn't know that meant me.

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- This is the NFL, baby.
- And this is a Murano chandelier.

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I sell the TV rights
and I will buy you Italy.

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What do you mean
he sounded weird?

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- Not weird, just out of it.
- Drama: He's on pain medication.

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Naw, he said he
didn't take them.

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Yes, hello.
My card got declined.

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I need to speak with someone who can
undecline it because I never use it.

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No, please, don't put me
on hold again...

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- I'm gonna lose it.
- (laughter)

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- Jesus.
- What?

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- Both: Jesus!
- I did it myself. You like?

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- I need a second to process.
- I don't.

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I love it. In fact, I think we look
more alike now than ever.

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- Right?
- What? I thought I needed a change.

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This is a pretty big one.
Did you tell Cassavetes?

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- Well?
- I'm not an idiot, E.

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He said it was fine
and we're wrapped.

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- That's good.
- Good? It's great.

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Don't be such a nag.
How's it all going with you guys?

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Drama's still locked
out of the business.

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And his business is
bouncing credit cards.

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It was a mistake.
I'm looking into it. Yes, hello!

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- Lloyd can't find a script?
- No.

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Hey, E, maybe it's time
you start reading some.

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- Both: Really?
- Best script-finder in town.

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- Would you, E?
- Of course he would.

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Yeah, of course.

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- Just have Lloyd send them over.
- Done deal.

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Hey, Eric.

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Jesus, Vince. I thought you were
Samantha Ronson from behind.

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I just needed a change.
You like?

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Mmm.
Yeah, you pull it off.

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- Thanks.
- So shall we?

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Maria from
"Access" is waiting.

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So "Ferrari"
opens on the 27th

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and there are some pretty
exciting driving sequences.

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Frank Darabont shot
the hell out of this movie.

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Were you doing the driving?

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No, unfortunately
they brought in the experts.

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Since you bring it up, that wasn't the case
with the Nick Cassavetes movie.

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- I was doing the driving there.
- From what I heard that was pretty intense.

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Someone charged $10,000
at Tiffany.

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- It wasn't me.
- I know!

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- Shh!
- You know who it was?

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- My ex-driver.
- The one that wouldn't fuck you?

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- Shut up, idiots.
- So Nick just says "You're doing the stunt"

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- and you don't think twice?
- Oh no, I thought 100 times.

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- But how do you say no to Nick?
- Scary guy?

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Have you ever seen him?
6'4", tats on his neck.

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Pretty intimidating.
I could tell you a few stories.

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- I'm all ears.
- I'll wait for the movie to come out.

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Hopefully after the two
of you risked your lives, it'll be a hit.

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Who knows?
It'll probably end up sucking.

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- What the fuck?
- Jesus Christ!

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Vincent, what do you think
the studio is gonna say

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when they hear the star is
saying that the movie sucks?

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- That's not what I said.
- That's what it sounded like.

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But that's not what I meant,
so what's the big deal?

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E:
Nick's gonna be pissed.

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Tell him Vince is dazed and confused
from the pain meds he took.

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- I thought he didn't take any.
- I'm making it up.

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- I took a couple.
- There you go.

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But I wasn't dazed. And I think you guys
are making a big deal out of nothing.

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- I was being funny.
- Let me get into fixing this, all right?

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Great.
Now who's up for lunch?

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Not E.
He's got scripts to read

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- and lots of them.
- I'm on it.

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- Turtle?
- Ah, no can do.

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Got new drivers to interview
and a thief to deal with.

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You really think that
girl Alex did it?

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- Uh-huh.
- We'll grab lunch, bro.

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Maybe hit a titty bar
to cheer me up.

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- Whatever you need, Johnny.
- You're a good brother.

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- I'm really glad you didn't die.
- Thanks, Johnny.

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Maria.

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Maria, can I talk to you
about Vincent's interview for a second?

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Fuck off, Shauna.
Seriously?

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- He said the movie sucked?!
- Shauna: I couldn't believe my fucking ears.

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Why didn't you just pull
the plug on the interview?

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I tried to get her to cut it, but she hates me
and won't do anything I say.

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- How could anyone hate you?
- Look, I screwed her ex, okay?

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You have three kids from
three different men.

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You've screwed
everyone's ex.

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This is not something
I can fix, Ari!

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It's amazing. I didn't realize that when
I became King of Hollywood

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it meant that I would have to do
everyone else's job for them.

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Stop breaking my balls
and just call her.

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Jake, I need to call...

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Ari, you have to talk to
the accounting department.

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- I don't have to do anything.
- I have multiple clients with checks missing.

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That's not a king's job.

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Jeffrey Tambor wants
a conference call with us.

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Nor is that.
Behead him and I'll make you queen.

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- What?
- I'm not asking you because I need you,

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but I'm on the verge of signing
an executive producer from "Glee."

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I don't sing, so what
do you want from me?

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- Ari...
- He wants to know from you

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that he will be taken care of.
And since you used to do that even for Andrew

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before he left us without a head
of our television department...

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- What time?
- 1:00.

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- Can't do it.
- He can't, he's got the NFL.

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- You got the meeting?
- Mm-hmm.

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- Shit, that's impressive.
- Yeah, I'd blow myself

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- if I was more flexible.
- Oh, lovely.

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Ari, Mr. Jones called back.
He wants to come in an hour earlier.

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- Earlier?
- Yes.

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Jesus Christ, I have
to focus up and get ready.

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King Ari is actually slightly,
for the first time in his life, frazzled.

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So I need you to handle your meeting.
Pretend you actually like men

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and don't just chew them up
and spit them out

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like the former head
of the TV department.

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- Anything else you need?
- The NFL's a king's ransom, Jake.

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What more could
I possibly need?

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You screwed her ex, Shauna?

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Is this one of your
kids' fathers?

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- When did we become friends, Eric?
- We didn't.

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- You want me to call Maria?
- No, Ari's got it covered.

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- I will call you after he calls me.
- Thank you.

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You're welcome.
Rude little Irish prick.

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Nasty bitch.

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Look who finally has time to show up
at his own office. Huh?

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When you represent a movie star, Scott,
we'll see how much time you have.

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Oh, excuse me, are you implying that
Chris O'Donnell is not a movie star?

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Because I will tell him
and he will kick your ass.

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- These came from Johnny.
- Jesus!

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Johnny who?
You didn't sign Depp, you fuck?

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- No.
- Thank God!

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And Murray called
from the airport.

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He ran to Paris
with that 20-year-old,

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wanted to make sure
you didn't need anything before he went.

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- Me? What could I possibly need?
- Nothing.

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Absolutely nothing.
That is the point, E.

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We do not need the old man.

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We could be making beautiful music together
if you'd stop pushing me away all the time.

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- I will keep that in mind, Scotty, thank you.
- Thank you.

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And, doll, the music thing,
that goes for you too.

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I think you've got
a better chance with him.

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Oh really?

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- So do you know LA well?
- Oh yeah, like the back of my hand.

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00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,784
I'm an actress so I've
auditioned all over town.

228
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,287
Oh, cool.
Anything I might have seen you in?

229
00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:25,124
Um, well, I fucked David Duchovny
on "Californication."

230
00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:28,043
Oh, really? I watch that show.
I don't remember you.

231
00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,796
Oh, it was from behind
so they never really showed my face.

232
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:35,050
Oh.
Oh yeah, I remember that.

233
00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,635
- That was good.
- Thanks.

234
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:38,804
But I'm giving up on
the whole acting thing

235
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:41,223
'cause every role I get,
they just want me to show my tits.

236
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:42,933
No one's going to ask you
to show your tits here.

237
00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:44,768
Good.

238
00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:47,938
Hey, Rachel said I could
come by and grab my check.

239
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,316
- Uh, yeah. Can you give me one second?
- Mm-hmm.

240
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,193
All right.
Let's go out there.

241
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,489
- You know you could have just mailed it.
- Yeah, I could have.

242
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,534
And if you wanted to say you're sorry again,
you could have just called.

243
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,411
- I didn't want to say I'm sorry.
- Oh.

244
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,704
- No?
- No,

245
00:11:03,872 --> 00:11:05,080
I was on the phone
with Amex all morning.

246
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:07,666
It seems someone charged
$10,000 at Tiffany's?

247
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:10,919
- $10,000?
- You're the only one I let use that card.

248
00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,255
- So what are you saying?
- Did you use it at Tiffany's?

249
00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:15,090
Uh, yeah, I did.

250
00:11:15,258 --> 00:11:16,842
Then I'm saying if you give
me back whatever you bought

251
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:18,927
and I can return it,
I don't see a reason to call the cops.

252
00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:20,512
- The cops?
- Yeah.

253
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,098
Why don't you give me
my paycheck before I call the cops?

254
00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:25,100
- You're gonna call the cops?
- Yeah, Turtle.

255
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:28,062
I'm gonna call the cops because I did
use the credit card at Tiffany

256
00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,522
when you asked me to do you a favor
and get your mom something nice.

257
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,025
- I did?
- Yeah. And I'm sure that was your way

258
00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,277
of trying to turn me on, but the fact
that you didn't even look at it

259
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:38,113
and don't even remember tells me everything
I need to know about you.

260
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,199
So you bought my mother
something for 10 grand,

261
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,034
yet I didn't receive
a thank you call?

262
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,536
No, I bought your mom
something for $1,000.

263
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:46,622
It should be there
today or tomorrow.

264
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:48,582
So why would they charge
my card 10 grand?

265
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,460
Check with Tiffany's because it's got
nothing to do with me, asshole.

266
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:55,714
Oh, and by the way,
he did try to see my tits!

267
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:01,345
(dance music playing)

268
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:04,056
- Have you checked in with E?
- Lloyd: I have a call into him, Johnny.

269
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,392
But I don't think he's gonna
have any more luck than I had.

270
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,186
Don't be jealous that
I brought a big gun in, Lloyd.

271
00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:11,563
I'm not jealous
of your big gun, Johnny.

272
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,149
It would just be nice if you
appreciated the job I'm doing.

273
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:16,568
When I have a job,
I'll appreciate your job.

274
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,737
- Goodbye, Johnny.
- Goodbye, Lloyd.

275
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,824
I feel like a leper, bro.
Like nobody cares.

276
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:24,576
- That's not true. E cares.
- No, he's just being a friend.

277
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,538
Hey, Johnny, do you want
a lap dance?

278
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,707
Yeah, sure, Cind.
How about at my house

279
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,918
in my bed with no
tassels on your tits?

280
00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,754
- What do you say?
- You're gross.

281
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:38,424
See, I'm a leper.

282
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,760
- Come on, Johnny, cheer up.
- Only finding a script will cheer me up.

283
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,430
All right, I have an idea.
Why don't I call E,

284
00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:47,266
- make sure he's working?
- Good thinking.

285
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,185
Yeah, well, I do have other
things to deal with, Vince.

286
00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,688
- Like what?
- Like the Maria thing for one.

287
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:55,816
- Isn't Shauna dealing with that?
- Yeah, it's being handled.

288
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,444
- Good, then you're free.
- You're not my only client.

289
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,613
Yeah, but I'm still your biggest and I'm saying
you don't need to deal with me right now.

290
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,283
So just pretend that Johnny's me
and treat him like you'd treat me.

291
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,118
- Okay.
- Come on, bro, come on.

292
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,204
- Strip club in the middle of the day, Vince?
- Research for a role.

293
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:12,458
- All right, we'll see you there in a few.
- You guys are coming here?!

294
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,043
Yeah, we'll all pitch in.

295
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,133
(sighs)
Jennie, will you cancel my Saget lunch?

296
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,635
- He won't be happy.
- Yeah, he never is.

297
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,137
I'll take your Saget lunch.

298
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,389
I'm doing all Murray's work,
I might as well do yours too.

299
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,433
You want to help,
read a script for Johnny Chase.

300
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,643
(laughs)
I'd rather have my asshole waxed.

301
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,033
- The NFL is here.
- (phone ringing)

302
00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:48,368
- Conference room, quickly.
- Should I get that first?

303
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,370
- What does quickly mean?
- Okay!

304
00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:52,498
- Lizzie: Ari.
- I thought you had a signing.

305
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,500
- I moved it up, he's signed.
- Good work.

306
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,502
- Let me sit in on the NFL.
- For what purpose?

307
00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,170
- A woman's perspective.
- This is football.

308
00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,880
We don't need
a woman's perspective.

309
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,465
Ari, I know more about
the NFL than you do.

310
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,133
- Please.
- I used to intern at NFL Films.

311
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,677
My cousin used to wash
Phil Mickelson's balls.

312
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,429
Does that mean he's ready
for the Masters?

313
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,348
- Ari, I know what I'm talking about.
- Okay, fine.

314
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,975
You are now the commissioner of the NFL.
What's your first order of business?

315
00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,811
I would eliminate two preseason games.
I'd go to an 18-game schedule.

316
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,523
Teams will sell more tickets,
more concessions, more merchandise...

317
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,650
All right, fine. Only speak
when spoken to and button up.

318
00:14:19,817 --> 00:14:21,860
- Button up?
- This is the NFL not the NBA.

319
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,865
Gentlemen, it is a privilege
and an honor to meet

320
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,535
with the heads of the greatest
sports league on the planet.

321
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,370
- How are you?
- It's good to see you, Lee.

322
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,705
- Jerry, how was the flight?
- Bumpy as hell,

323
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,707
but I hope it's smooth
sailing from here.

324
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,584
No doubt, sir.
Come on in, everybody.

325
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,336
This is my colleague
Lizzie Grant.

326
00:14:39,504 --> 00:14:41,255
Hi, it's such a pleasure
to meet you all.

327
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:44,841
But, Lee Gordon, I hope you won't be insulted.
I'm not sure I can talk to you.

328
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,719
- You two know each other?
- No no.

329
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,805
But I know that Lee is
with the Steelers

330
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,099
and I'm a Bengals girl
from Cincinnati.

331
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,309
- (laughing)
- I hope we can still be friends.

332
00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,145
If you can give me some insight on how
we can beat them, we will be.

333
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,689
You guys
swept us last year.

334
00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:01,191
You won two championships
in the last five years.

335
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,069
You have to let a long-suffering fan
like me have a little fun, right?

336
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,657
Do you have a boyfriend?
You know, I'm grooming my son

337
00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:10,993
to be general manager
of the Cowboys.

338
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,579
Maybe I ought to be grooming
you to be the GM.

339
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:18,417
Huh, wow.
This kid spent his whole life

340
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,461
skydiving, bungee jumping,
cliff diving,

341
00:15:21,629 --> 00:15:24,131
then one day
gets hit by a car.

342
00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:28,093
- It's a comedy?
- No, I was reading this magazine.

343
00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,763
But listen, he decided to become an organ
donor before he was killed.

344
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,933
- Jesus, bro.
- And his organs saved six lives

345
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:36,810
and enhanced 30 more.

346
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,604
- Am I an organ donor, E?
- Yes.

347
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:40,772
Great. You guys want to go
bungee jumping?

348
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,774
No, Vince, we want
to read these scripts.

349
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,610
- We do?
- Yeah.

350
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,279
Besides, we almost lost you once this week,
we don't need another scare.

351
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,115
Johnny, this kid died
in a car accident.

352
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,327
I could walk
out of here and boom!...

353
00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:54,786
get hit by a bus.

354
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,705
You can't be afraid
to try new things, E.

355
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:59,583
If it'll get me a break from this,
I'd go swimming with sharks.

356
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,627
You're not swimming with nobody.
Now read.

357
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:04,796
Baby bro, I know you don't even
like to read your own scripts. You can go.

358
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,381
- Shark swimming?
- Read.

359
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:08,550
I'm gonna go roam the office.
Check out the company.

360
00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,303
- Stay away from Jennie.
- Oh, is she the heavyset one?

361
00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:15,307
- (clears throat)
- I'm focused!

362
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,477
Jennie, want to go
to lunch?

363
00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:21,063
- I don't think E's gonna let me.
- How about Florence?

364
00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:25,776
I know he won't let me.
But if you're serious, maybe I'll quit.

365
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,571
Vinnie Chase, hey man.

366
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,406
What's the matter?
E not keeping you engaged?

367
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,241
Oh no, he's working
on stuff for my brother.

368
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,577
Scotty Lavin.
I work with your boy.

369
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,412
- I dig the haircut.
- Yeah?

370
00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,331
Yeah. Is it for
the Cassavetes movie?

371
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,166
No, I just figured
why not?

372
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,752
- I love the spontaneity.
- I love to hear it.

373
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,296
I've been hanging out with a bunch of bores.
Nobody wants to have any fun.

374
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:48,465
- What do you want to do?
- I don't know.

375
00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,258
Bungee jumping,
heli boarding.

376
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:52,594
- Really?
- I've never done either,

377
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,346
but I'm intrigued.
It's kinda nuts, right?

378
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,139
I don't think so,
but I'm an idiot.

379
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,766
I'm jumping off
a cliff for spring break.

380
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,185
- Are you serious? I'd love to try that.
- So come with.

381
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,271
- You got anything sooner?
- Have I got anything sooner?

382
00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,315
You're sick. I love you.
You want to jump out of a plane?

383
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:06,942
I know a guy. I could have you
in the air in 20 minutes.

384
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,027
- How about today?
- You are serious.

385
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:10,862
- Today?
- If you can.

386
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,366
Fuck it,
I'll clear my schedule.

387
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:16,243
I should tell E.

388
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:17,744
No no, you shouldn't tell E,

389
00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,705
unless you want him
to talk you out of it.

390
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,707
Ah, you know him too well.

391
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,375
♪ Come on,
come on, come on ♪

392
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,544
♪ Uh, yeah ♪

393
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,421
♪ Hey, now how
popular are you? ♪

394
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:28,797
♪ Huh ♪

395
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,298
♪ Now how popular
are you now? ♪

396
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,967
♪ I'm popular... ♪

397
00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,345
You're kidding, right?

398
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:37,764
I called Tiffany's.
They added a zero by mistake.

399
00:17:37,932 --> 00:17:40,225
They're terribly sorry.
They're sending me a nice gift certificate.

400
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,561
- Oh, lucky you.
- It's yours if you want it.

401
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,396
No, thanks.

402
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,816
- Look, I'm really sorry.
- Okay.

403
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,901
- I brought your check.
- Great.

404
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,778
- Thanks.
- And, hey...

405
00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:54,406
I'm sorry I didn't thank you
for doing that for my mother.

406
00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,450
And, yeah, I was trying
to impress you.

407
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,995
That's so sad. If your mom only knew
that's why she was getting a gift...

408
00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,372
She'd like it.
My mom's a romantic.

409
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,751
Turtle, give it a rest. I thought I made it
clear that I'm not interested.

410
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,379
- And you're starting to get creepy.
- I'm not hitting on you.

411
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,173
Then what are you doing?

412
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,175
I just wanted to make sure
you forgive me.

413
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,010
- Why do you care?
- I don't know.

414
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:18,013
I like to be liked
and I hate to be hated.

415
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:20,849
- I don't hate you, okay?
- Okay.

416
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,809
Good.
Then I'm gonna go.

417
00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,728
And just know I know
when I'm wrong,

418
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:28,023
and if you ever need me for anything,
I know I owe you one.

419
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,110
♪ My popularity is sky high ♪

420
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,613
♪ The most popular of all
when I ride by ♪

421
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,114
♪ The most popular
of all when I ride by. ♪

422
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:39,201
- This one sucks.
- Positivity, E, I need it.

423
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,620
I'm pretty positive
these all suck.

424
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,413
You're ready to give up
after an hour?

425
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:46,792
No, but I think we need to try a different
approach with you, Drama.

426
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,794
See, you're very...

427
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,004
- unique.
- What leading man isn't?

428
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,256
I think we need to build
a show around you.

429
00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:55,967
How?

430
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,677
I'm gonna put some calls
out to some showrunners.

431
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,513
Maybe we can get someone
to write something for you.

432
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,598
That's a great idea.
You think we could find someone?

433
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,016
It's worth a shot.

434
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:06,478
Look, E, I know we've had our ups
and downs, but I really appreciate this.

435
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,480
- Have we had downs?
- No,

436
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,565
but we probably will
if we work together.

437
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,317
We're not really
working together.

438
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,361
I'd like to make it official.

439
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:17,989
I want you to manage me...
real client, real commissions.

440
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,325
What do you say?

441
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,286
Uh, okay...

442
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,664
Drama.

443
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,500
- Should we hug or something?
- I thought you'd never ask.

444
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,502
(phone ringing)

445
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,589
It's Lloyd.

446
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:38,009
Hey, if he found something before the hug,
I won't pay a commission on it.

447
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,137
You understand.
Yeah, Lloyd, what do you got?

448
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:44,850
Johnny, I'm afraid I don't have anything
good to report. I'm really sorry.

449
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,186
Great.
Well, my big gun's got an idea.

450
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:53,525
- Where's Vince?
- Uh, he left with Lavin.

451
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,611
To go where?

452
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,825
- So any word?
- Not yet.

453
00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:03,702
- Any second though.
- How do you know?

454
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,745
Well, they said that
they would call at 4:00

455
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,373
and it's 3:52.
Did you listen to anything they said?

456
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,584
Yes, Ari,
I was listening.

457
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,169
- I think you're nervous.
- I don't get nervous.

458
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:14,880
(phone rings)

459
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,048
Ari Gold's office.

460
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,509
Uh, yes, let me see
if I can get him.

461
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,221
It's Jerry Jones.

462
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,764
- Okay, let me know.
- Stay here.

463
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:28,393
- (rings)
- How are you, Jerry?

464
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,688
Airy, everyone is raving
about your performance.

465
00:20:31,856 --> 00:20:33,940
- Good job, great meeting.
- Well, thank you very much.

466
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,818
- Is there a "but" coming?
- Well, the but is

467
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:40,030
that the television-rights decisions
are made by all 32 owners,

468
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,823
and it must work
pretty good that way...

469
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,409
we've got the most lucrative
television rights in sports.

470
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,828
- I think I can do better, sir.
- Perhaps, Airy...

471
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:49,164
- It's Ari.
...but that's just the way we do it.

472
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:52,000
- We do it internally.
- Well, I think you're making a mistake.

473
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:55,086
How would you like to come to the next
owners' meeting and have your say?

474
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,048
- I'm not following you.
- Airy... Ari,

475
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,092
we've been wanting a team
in LA for a long time.

476
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,094
You may be the man.

477
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,597
How'd you like to own
an NFL team, Mr. Gold?

478
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,390
I love you.
I love it.

479
00:21:07,558 --> 00:21:09,768
Hey, I'll give you a call tomorrow
and we'll talk more about this.

480
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,853
All right.

481
00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:13,063
What was that?
What happened?

482
00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,190
They're doing
the sale internally.

483
00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:18,526
- God damn it.
- But they want me to bring a team to LA.

484
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:20,111
Are you serious?

485
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,571
What do you think about
the name the LA Golds?

486
00:21:21,739 --> 00:21:23,615
- I like it.
- I love it!

487
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,284
- Congratulations. Oh my God.
- Congratulations to you. Huh?

488
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,745
- You killed it in there, by the way.
- Thank you.

489
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,538
Maybe I'll make you
a cheerleader, who knows?

490
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:33,667
- How about GM?
- Whatever you want.

491
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:37,003
- You won't believe it, baby.
- Hello, I'm Ari's wife.

492
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,255
Yes, hi. How are you?
So nice to meet you.

493
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,882
I'm Lizzie.

494
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,303
I'm gonna talk to you later.

495
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:51,309
So that's Lizzie?

496
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,562
The one that fucked
Andrew into rehab?

497
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,064
What are you
doing here, baby?

498
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,066
I wanted to show you a picture
of the chandelier.

499
00:21:58,234 --> 00:21:59,985
I'd love it.
Let me take a look at it. Honey...

500
00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:04,239
- Baby. Baby.
- Uh, Nick Cassavetes is on the phone

501
00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:05,991
- and he doesn't sound happy.
- Jesus.

502
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:09,160
(rings)

503
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,414
Nick, Vince has been
a little off since the accident.

504
00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:15,458
- He doesn't think the movie sucks.
- I don't care about that, Ari.

505
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,627
The movie's great.
I know it and so does the studio.

506
00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:20,296
- What's the problem then?
- The problem? Have you seen his head?

507
00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,924
- His head?
- His fucking head, Ari!

508
00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:25,552
I want to do a couple of reshoots.
How am I supposed to do it

509
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,013
when he looks like
Tobey Maguire from "Brothers"?

510
00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:30,807
- Jesus Christ.
- Suck my dick, Ari.

511
00:22:32,476 --> 00:22:34,477
Get E on the phone.
Put him through to this.

512
00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,479
- I'm going home.
- You got it.

513
00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,694
How long can we
sit here, Bob?

514
00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,822
We're gonna sit here till I comprehend
why you blew me off for lunch.

515
00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,408
- Oh, come on, it wasn't personal.
- You know what was personal?

516
00:22:48,576 --> 00:22:50,660
I got blown by two girls
last night.

517
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:52,579
And in the middle of it,
some guy comes home

518
00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,372
and says, "What are you
doing with my wives?"

519
00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,207
Wives... Mormon shit.

520
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:59,127
- I'm serious.
- Ari's on the phone.

521
00:22:59,295 --> 00:23:02,380
- I gotta take this, Bob.
- In the middle of my blowjob story?

522
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,884
We'll be here all night while I try to figure out
how you could interrupt that.

523
00:23:06,052 --> 00:23:07,385
- Give me five minutes, Bob.
- E!

524
00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:09,304
- Bob.
- What the fuck?

525
00:23:09,472 --> 00:23:10,805
What's up, Ari?

526
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:13,224
Where's Vince and what the hell
happened to his head?

527
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,019
- How did you know about his head?
- Cassavetes is freaking out.

528
00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:17,687
He wants to do
some reshoots.

529
00:23:17,855 --> 00:23:20,398
- He said he cleared it with Cassavetes.
- He did not!

530
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,776
I have some problems at home
I have to take care of.

531
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:25,153
- When you find Vince, have him call me.
- (beeps)

532
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:28,823
Well... Ari, hold on a second.
That's Vince on the other line.

533
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:31,076
Vince, where are you?
I'm on the phone with Ari.

534
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,411
- He's freaking out.
- Well, conference him in.

535
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:38,500
- Ari, we got Vince on the line.
- Vinnie, where are you?

536
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,919
- I'm with one of E's partners.
- We're not partners.

537
00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,838
- Whatever you are. What's up, Ari?
- Vince, we need to talk.

538
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,757
- Where are you?
- Would you two relax?

539
00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:48,843
- Cassavetes is having a fit.
- I thought you were taking care of that.

540
00:23:49,011 --> 00:23:51,513
- Ari: The interview isn't the problem.
- Well, what is?

541
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,349
You didn't tell him
you're cutting your hair.

542
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:56,059
- Uh...
- Vince, you said you did.

543
00:23:56,227 --> 00:24:00,021
Okay, I was a little dazed
and confused on pain meds

544
00:24:00,189 --> 00:24:02,273
- when I shaved my head, E.
- He wants to shoot more scenes.

545
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:04,609
- Jesus.
- Man: About 15 seconds.

546
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:06,778
- It's go time, Vince, come on.
- Hey, I'm sorry, guys.

547
00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:08,780
We'll have to talk about this
when I get back.

548
00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,406
Get back from where?
Where are you going?

549
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:12,200
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm jumping out of a plane.

550
00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:15,120
- Both: What?
- We gotta go. We're gonna miss the spot.

551
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:17,038
It's totally safe.
Don't worry.

552
00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,374
Hey, don't worry about it, E.
I got him covered.

553
00:24:19,542 --> 00:24:21,376
Vinnie, Vinnie!

554
00:24:21,544 --> 00:24:24,963
- I'll call you from the ground.
- Whoo! Let's go.

555
00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:32,095
♪ Gravity's my enemy ♪

556
00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:38,434
♪ It grabs at me
like I'm a leech ♪

557
00:24:39,937 --> 00:24:43,439
♪ My lines are down,
you can't call me ♪

558
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:49,404
♪ As I float around
in a space odyssey ♪

559
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,076
♪ My lines are down,
you can't call me ♪

560
00:24:56,453 --> 00:25:00,957
♪ As I float around
in a space odyssey ♪

561
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:07,589
♪ Like Puzzle Bobble
on PC ♪

562
00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:12,302
♪ It's got color waves
following me ♪

563
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:17,599
♪ And I still judge you
week by week ♪

564
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:23,605
♪ And I'm ahead at times,
so you never lose me ♪

565
00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:29,235
♪ My lines are down,
you can't call me ♪

566
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:34,908
♪ As I float around
in a space odyssey ♪

567
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:40,288
♪ My lines are down,
you can't call me ♪

568
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:45,501
♪ As I float around
in a space odyssey. ♪

