1 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,341 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,389 ♪ Oooh! ♪ 3 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:19,185 ♪ Yeah yeah! ♪ 4 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,354 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,691 ♪ Yeah, my mind had been enabled ♪ 6 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,984 ♪ In the memory you overflow ♪ 7 00:00:27,152 --> 00:00:29,487 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 8 00:00:29,655 --> 00:00:31,572 ♪ Even if I tumble, fall ♪ 9 00:00:31,740 --> 00:00:34,867 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 10 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:39,205 ♪ But I need you desperately ♪ 11 00:00:39,373 --> 00:00:44,711 ♪ You know I need you desperately ♪ 12 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:54,137 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 13 00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:10,403 ♪ Yeah, oh yeah ♪ 14 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,905 ♪ Oh yeah. ♪ 15 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,331 - Turtle: Where's Vince? - E: No clue. 16 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,584 He'd better hurry, I've got to meet my accountant in an hour. 17 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,252 You mean Vince's accountant. 18 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:27,879 - I pay him. - Yeah, on layaway. 19 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:30,006 (laughs) Good one, E. 20 00:01:30,174 --> 00:01:32,675 It's a sad day when you're jealous of my success, Drama. 21 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:35,511 Your definition of success and mine are way different. 22 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:37,805 Yeah, I have my own company, you have nothing. 23 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:39,974 - He's got me. - Damn straight, player. 24 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:42,018 I don't like you two as a team. 25 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:44,979 Get used to it 'cause this team is going places. 26 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,065 Yo yo. 27 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,234 Great mother of God. 28 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:52,153 E: You bought a motorcycle. 29 00:01:52,321 --> 00:01:55,364 Don't worry, E. Made sure to get one with airbags. 30 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,241 - Hilarious. - So what's up? Are we eating? 31 00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:59,327 We're done. We waited an hour. I've got Marvin. 32 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,537 I'm sorry. I didn't know how long it was going to take at the dealer. 33 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:04,499 - Anyway, what are you guys gonna do? - Office. 34 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:06,667 We have a meeting with an Emmy-winning writer. 35 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:09,462 Oh well, hop on, E. I'll give you a ride. 36 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,631 I want to show your boy Lavin my bike anyway. 37 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:13,633 - He's not my boy. - Whatever. Hop on. 38 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:16,719 No, I'm not sitting on that weird little seat and wrapping my arms around you. 39 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:19,013 - All right. Johnny, you want to race? - No. 40 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:20,473 Come on, remember when we were kids? 41 00:02:20,641 --> 00:02:22,517 We used to race to the market and play Street Fighter. 42 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,310 We were on Schwinns, bro. 43 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:27,396 Think about how much more fun this will be. Don't be a pussy. 44 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:29,148 I'll see you there. 45 00:02:29,316 --> 00:02:30,733 - Come on, E. - We're not racing. 46 00:02:30,901 --> 00:02:32,151 - Come on! - Yes we are! 47 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,402 Be careful. Drive slow. 48 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:36,322 Can't be careful. We're racing. 49 00:02:39,952 --> 00:02:42,203 (tires squeal) 50 00:02:43,330 --> 00:02:46,249 Why are you taking me to school today, Daddy? 51 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:49,794 Because I want to take some of the load off Mommy. You know how hard she works. 52 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:51,671 - Must have done something wrong. - No. 53 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:54,298 - What did you do, Daddy? - I didn't do anything. 54 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,008 Hey, baby. 55 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:58,427 - Told you. You did something. - Jonah: She's right. 56 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,680 Honey, tell them that we're all good. 57 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:03,349 - What do you guys want for breakfast? - French toast. 58 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:06,978 Okay, so who's come up with a name for our football team? 59 00:03:07,145 --> 00:03:09,438 I think everyone's a little sick of talking about this, Ari. 60 00:03:09,606 --> 00:03:11,607 This family is going to own an NFL team, all right? 61 00:03:11,775 --> 00:03:13,401 We're gonna talk about it 24 hours a day. 62 00:03:13,569 --> 00:03:16,195 You kept your son up all night long talking about this. 63 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,823 - Look at him. He's falling asleep. - Just kidding. 64 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,491 - (Ari laughs) - Do you know what? 65 00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:22,743 I will have breakfast ready as soon as you get ready for school. 66 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,662 Your father's taking you for the first time this year 67 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,414 and I'd like you to be on time. 68 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:28,124 You want me to get him, Mom? 69 00:03:28,292 --> 00:03:30,084 No no no, Jews don't carry guns, buddy. You know that. 70 00:03:30,252 --> 00:03:31,961 - The Jewish army does. - Excuse me! 71 00:03:32,129 --> 00:03:34,463 Could you please get ready for school? 72 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,509 - Can you give us one second, honey? - Okay. 73 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,555 What are you so upset about? 74 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:44,265 - What am I so upset about? - Yeah. 75 00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:46,392 The slut that ruined your best friend's career 76 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,394 and marriage is still working in your office. 77 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,354 And if that wasn't enough, for some reason 78 00:03:50,522 --> 00:03:53,274 you were spinning her around like you'd just won "Dancing With the Stars." 79 00:03:53,442 --> 00:03:55,526 - No, I... - Why were you spinning her around? 80 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:58,613 Because I had just got the call from the NFL and I was excited. 81 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:01,032 I have dreamt since I was a kid 82 00:04:01,199 --> 00:04:02,742 about owning a football team. 83 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:04,911 I would have spun Lloyd around 84 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:07,163 if he was in front of me. And if I could lift him. 85 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:10,082 I don't like that girl, Ari. I don't like her one bit. 86 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,668 And I still don't understand why you didn't fire her last year. 87 00:04:12,836 --> 00:04:15,046 If I was gonna fire anyone, it should have been Andrew. 88 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,757 You know what? Maybe you should have fired them both. 89 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,265 Oh! 90 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:27,850 - This is badass. - You like? 91 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:29,810 - Yes. - I fucking love it. 92 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:32,229 E must be losing his mind. 93 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,941 I told him the good news is you get into an accident on a bike, 94 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,736 - you don't break legs. Usually you just die. - Hey, I've got a '60 Panhead. 95 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,613 We should go for a putt this weekend, The Rock Store. 96 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,324 That'd be great. Hey, want to take it for a spin right now? 97 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:46,577 I would love to. I've got to go to this auction and buy some wine for a client. 98 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:48,746 - You do that for your clients? - I'd like to have you believe that, 99 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:52,625 but Murray is playing golf with Sean Connery in Scotland. 100 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,752 So it falls on me to do all his bitch work. 101 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,213 You should hear some of the things I made E do over the years. 102 00:04:57,381 --> 00:04:59,382 I'd very much enjoy that. Truth be told, 103 00:04:59,549 --> 00:05:01,968 I'd suck herpes out of a girl's ass for you. 104 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:04,136 - I got beef with Murray. - Never met him. 105 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:05,972 No, why would you? He's never here. 106 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:09,308 - Hence the empty parking spot. - They got other things at this auction? 107 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:11,477 They got art, coins, all kinds of shit. 108 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,729 - Perfect, I'll roll with. - All right. 109 00:05:13,897 --> 00:05:15,356 Pick up some things for the house. 110 00:05:15,524 --> 00:05:18,025 Or maybe I'll just raise the bidding on Connery's wine. 111 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:19,986 I like it. Force him out of retirement. 112 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,612 Actually pull in some commissions. 113 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,948 Pull around, I'll see you in a second. 114 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:31,288 So, I won my first two Emmys 115 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:34,709 for "The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd" in '87-'88. 116 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:37,128 I won my third for "The Famous Teddy Z" in '89, 117 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:41,382 and then in '91 was my fourth and final one for "Designing Women." 118 00:05:41,550 --> 00:05:42,591 All before the age of 30. 119 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,635 No wins after '91? 120 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:47,805 To tell you the truth, I haven't had a produced script since '91. 121 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:51,350 Roger made so much money in the '80s that in 1991, 122 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,186 much to his first agent Ari Gold's chagrin, 123 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:57,064 - he decided to retire young. - And now you're unretiring? 124 00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:59,817 Roger lost a lot of money in the market the last couple of years. 125 00:05:59,985 --> 00:06:02,528 And my stay-at-home husband took a lot more. 126 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:05,364 So you're just getting back into the business for money? 127 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,658 I was hoping whoever was going to write my show 128 00:06:07,826 --> 00:06:10,244 - was going to be excited to work for me. - Work for you? 129 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,830 Johnny, Roger is very excited. 130 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:14,874 Not to work for you, but to work with you. 131 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,168 - Right, Roger? - I'm exuberant. 132 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:18,753 So what's this show about? 133 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,505 It's about two brothers who work at the Four Seasons Maui. 134 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:23,382 - You ever been there? - No. 135 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,884 It's incredible. 136 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:27,344 So this show is just an excuse to live in Maui? 137 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,263 And what would be so wrong with that? 138 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:31,057 Yeah, don't worry about that, Drama. 139 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:34,185 - Yeah, Johnny. You're gonna love Maui. - I do love Maui. 140 00:06:34,352 --> 00:06:37,021 I'm just concerned about what the show is going to be. 141 00:06:37,189 --> 00:06:38,814 I'm just concerned you've only done sitcoms. 142 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:40,983 Mostly multi-camera work. Have you ever done any dramas? 143 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:44,361 - I don't do dramas. - And I don't do comedy. I'm not funny. 144 00:06:44,529 --> 00:06:48,074 Lloyd sent me tape of you and you're incredibly funny, Johnny, 145 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,533 even though you don't mean to be. 146 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:51,660 As a matter of fact, after I watched your stuff 147 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:54,371 I wrote 10 pages. And it's good. 148 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:58,292 Here, read it. If you like it I'll write some more. 149 00:06:58,460 --> 00:07:01,253 Until then I got a mani-pedi to roll to. 150 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,922 - Ciao, Lloyd. - Bye, sweetie. 151 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,590 - Take care, Roger. - Yeah. 152 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:08,302 - Well? - What's with the arrogant has-been? 153 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,971 I thought we were gonna get some high-end showrunners in here. 154 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:13,307 - I'm setting all I can. - What about Dick Wolf? 155 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:17,103 He personally told me I was great when I played a streaker in "SVU." 156 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:20,022 Drama, we've been calling everywhere. We're gonna keep looking. 157 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:22,233 In the meantime, let's just read Roger's script. 158 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,485 It was written just for you. 159 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:27,279 Hopefully I'm not based on his stay-at-home husband. 160 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,573 What would be so wrong with playing a stay-at-home husband? 161 00:07:29,741 --> 00:07:31,534 Nothing, Lloyd. Nothing. 162 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,828 Take it easy. 163 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:36,622 - You don't seem happy, Marvin. - Your business stinks. 164 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:39,125 And you don't pay me. Why would I be happy? 165 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,086 - My business is growing. - You lost two grand last month. 166 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,296 Yeah, but I lost three grand the month before. 167 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,132 That's because you stopped eating lunch. 168 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,343 - There's got to be something I can do. - Take out an insurance policy, 169 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:53,222 fake your death. We'll mail you some cash to Guatemala or someplace. 170 00:07:53,390 --> 00:07:56,183 Can you at least try and take this seriously, please? 171 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:59,520 Hey, I'm dead serious. You are running out of cash and fast. 172 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,939 I sank every dollar I had into this, Marvin. 173 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:05,526 Yeah, I know that. And Vince sunk in about 30 grand also. 174 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:08,654 Sunk being the operative word. 175 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,073 Nobody thought I could pull this off when I started. 176 00:08:11,241 --> 00:08:13,576 And look, I put together a real business. 177 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:16,871 Turtle, it's admirable what you've attempted. I really mean that. 178 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:19,999 And to tell you the truth, you're costing Vince a lot less money now 179 00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:22,042 when you're working than when you weren't. 180 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,170 But you're gonna run out of cash soon 181 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:27,923 and you cannot get any more money from Vince. That bank is closed. 182 00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:31,010 You'd better figure out something else and quick. 183 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,139 - (elevator dings) - Ari, Ari, Ari. 184 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,808 Barbara, Barbara, Barbara. Did you have a stroke and now stutter? 185 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,852 Is there something going on that I should know about? 186 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,563 - Something going on? - With the NFL? 187 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,691 - Who told you? - People are talking. 188 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,902 - What people? - What difference does it make? 189 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:49,612 - Is it true? - Yes, it's true. 190 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,405 I was going to talk to you about it today. 191 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:53,324 What does it mean? Are you leaving here? 192 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:56,368 - Of course not. - That's not what people think. 193 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,870 What people? 194 00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,538 The people who are talking. 195 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,749 Let's straighten it out. Let's get the people to stop talking. 196 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:05,419 Everyone, conference room quickly! 197 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,922 And quickly means run! 198 00:09:08,089 --> 00:09:10,382 Ari, can we go to lunch today? 199 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,051 - What? No, why? - I need to talk. 200 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:15,054 Email me. Okay, people, here's the thing. 201 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,891 This merger has made me more famous than I ever wanted to be. 202 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,560 I don't want to be known, I don't want to be talked about. 203 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:23,145 I have ears everywhere. 204 00:09:23,313 --> 00:09:25,314 Let me just say that if those ears 205 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:29,235 hear about anyone talking about me, that person will die. 206 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:32,071 And I'm not threatening your jobs, I'm threatening your lives. 207 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,281 And I'm serious. But here's what's happening, 208 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:35,866 in case any of you have heard. 209 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:39,745 I'm bringing an NFL team to Los Angeles. 210 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:43,040 (cheering) 211 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,417 And it won't affect this company, by the way, 212 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,003 except we all might have really good football seats. 213 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:50,673 Mike Ovitz couldn't do it. I will. 214 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:55,344 Shh. 215 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,097 The NFL has a prestigious reputation. 216 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,641 What you say and do can affect mine. 217 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,602 Don't. Shh. 218 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,026 - Ari. - Didn't I tell you to email me? 219 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:12,987 - Are you mad at me about something? - No. 220 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,447 It was you who was twirling me around in front of your wife. 221 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,408 I'm not mad at you. I'm just busy. What's up? 222 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:20,119 Okay. I want to ask you a question. 223 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:22,413 And I want you to think about it before you answer. 224 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,581 - Speak. - Andrew has left us. 225 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:27,793 - He's obviously not coming back. - He is in rehab. 226 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,628 And when he's done rehabbing 227 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:31,964 - he's coming back. - Okay, in the meantime... 228 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,758 I'm gonna be looking for someone else to run the TV department. 229 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:37,136 - I don't think you need to. - No. 230 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:38,887 - I didn't even ask you yet. - No. 231 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:40,639 And you didn't take time to think about it like I asked. 232 00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:43,017 I just took time to think about it and the answer is still no. 233 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:46,020 Okay, Ari, name one person who is more qualified than me. 234 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,230 I don't know the names 235 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,190 of any people in the TV department. 236 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,526 And the only reason I know your name is the reason 237 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,737 no one is heading our television department. 238 00:10:54,904 --> 00:10:57,239 - It's no way to move up. - Completely unfair. 239 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,908 Tell that to Andrew's fatherless children. 240 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,038 Ari, I have delivered for you and this company. 241 00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:06,665 I have kept Aaron Sorkin happy since Andrew left. 242 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,834 I have signed three top showrunners. 243 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,294 I have packaged four TV shows 244 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,129 and I've been dealing with all the TV talent 245 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,922 that everybody else had been ignoring. 246 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,300 My work speaks for itself 247 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,677 and I would like you to reasonably consider that. 248 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,055 Well, since you put it like that, um, no. 249 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,515 Ari, I'm not satisfied. 250 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,769 I'm sorry, kid, but I'm not the man who's gonna satisfy you. 251 00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,819 Tell Murray to fuck off. 252 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:38,739 He says if you don't get the wine, don't bother coming back to work. 253 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,449 Is that a joke? Are you kidding me? 254 00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:43,369 - I'm afraid not. - Did you tell him I'm here now? 255 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,205 Of course, but he still wanted me to pass along the message. 256 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,791 Do you really want me to pass back "Fuck off"? 257 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,043 No. I'll tell him myself when I speak to him. 258 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,462 - Vince: See you later. - See you soon, Vince. 259 00:11:53,630 --> 00:11:54,963 - All good? - Yeah. 260 00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,216 - You sure? - My boss is a fucking prick. 261 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,759 E says he's a nice guy. 262 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,719 E's marrying his god-daughter. What else is he gonna say? 263 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,429 I hear you. 264 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,432 - How cool is this? - It's very cool. 265 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:09,853 That is the skull of a recently discovered species of allosaurus. 266 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,563 It's Adrian Peterson's. 267 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,357 - Hey, Adrian. - Vinnie Chase. 268 00:12:13,525 --> 00:12:15,401 - I haven't seen you since New Orleans. - Yeah. 269 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,569 - Hey, tough loss. - They're all tough. 270 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,154 You guys trying to buy my skull? 271 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,240 We were just browsing. Why are you selling it? 272 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,909 Yeah, was Visanthe Shiancoe trying to use it as a cup? 273 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,286 (chuckles) Funny. Just an investment. 274 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:27,746 A very good one at that. 275 00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:30,457 This is one of the most rare skulls in the world. 276 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:31,750 Really? 277 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,627 Even more rare than the one Nicolas Cage has. 278 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,254 Nicolas Cage has a dinosaur head? 279 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,714 I'm sure at this point the IRS has a dinosaur head. 280 00:12:37,882 --> 00:12:41,093 Quite possibly. But he did outbid Leo for one in 2007. 281 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:42,845 What did he pay? 282 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,596 $275,000 I think. 283 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,265 Wow. And you think this would go for more? 284 00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,724 - It should. - It better. 285 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,518 - Good seeing you, Vince. - Hey, see ya. 286 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:54,189 You really think this would go for more than $275,000? 287 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,983 Anything is possible at an auction. 288 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:59,695 But maybe somebody'll get lucky. 289 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,864 (chuckles) She wants to fuck. 290 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,032 You think I have to buy the skull in order to? 291 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,202 It couldn't hurt. Oh, wait a minute. 292 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,456 Wait a minute. This is perfect. 293 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,459 - Do you know Randall Wallace? - Not personally, but I loved "Braveheart." 294 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,919 - You have to meet him. - You have to introduce me. 295 00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,547 After you, please. Hey, Randall. 296 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:22,092 - Hey, Scott Lavin. - Oh, Scott. 297 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,011 - Yeah, how are you? - Good to see you. 298 00:13:24,179 --> 00:13:26,472 - Good to see you. How's Murray? - Murray is, uh, dead. 299 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,557 I'm kidding. I'm totally kidding. 300 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,225 Listen, you know Vinnie Chase? 301 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,854 Not personally, but I've wanted to meet you for a long time. I'm a huge fan. 302 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:35,606 He was just saying what a fan of yours he was. 303 00:13:35,773 --> 00:13:37,900 Just now. I can't wait to see "Secretariat." 304 00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,527 It's testing through the roof. I can't wait for you to see it. 305 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:43,822 I tried to sign Randall at the "Pearl Harbor" premiere. You remember that? 306 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:46,575 Yeah, you were still in the mailroom at the time as I recall. 307 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,243 You have a very good memory. It's true. 308 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:50,621 Why haven't you guys found something to do together? 309 00:13:50,788 --> 00:13:53,832 - You've got to find something. - Vince, I've got the perfect thing for you... 310 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,835 a Stan Lee superhero. It's called "Air-Walker." 311 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,921 - Interesting. - I know you did "Aquaman." 312 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,589 But this has a whole different feel. 313 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,508 - David Benioff wrote the script. - Really? 314 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,010 Yeah, and I've been calling Ari and I don't get a callback. 315 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,845 Talk to Scott. He's right here. 316 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,014 Immediately call me this week. We'll get into it. 317 00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:10,349 I'll do it. I'll call. 318 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,100 - Good to see you. - You too, Scott. 319 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,186 - See you later. - Nice to meet you, Vince. 320 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:18,690 I think it's hysterical. I know it's only 10 pages but it's funny. 321 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,026 Well, I don't get it or know how to make it funny. 322 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,861 You don't have to make it funny. It is. 323 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,697 - But I'm not funny, bro. - Yes you are, Drama. 324 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,574 That guy Roger was right. Just play it straight. 325 00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:29,034 Come on, read with me. 326 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,453 I don't think you opposite me is gonna bring out my best. 327 00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:33,038 Will you just read? 328 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,751 "Why do you think that girl was looking at you and not me?" 329 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:40,045 - "Well, look at me." - "Look at me. 330 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,880 I think there's a whole universe of women 331 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,132 that would look at me as better looking than you." 332 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,593 "I'll agree, but while we're living in this universe 333 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,554 let's assume she was looking at me." 334 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,223 What, I'm playing the ugly guy? 335 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,560 No, you're playing the not-as-good-looking- as-the-really-good-looking guy. 336 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:58,230 - Yeah, good luck casting that. - See that, Drama? You are funny. 337 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,067 - You know what? Let's call Yagoda. - Let's. 338 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:05,279 In fact, let's just bring it over to him. Come on. 339 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:07,906 Do you really need me or can I go back to other parts of my life? 340 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,533 You love hanging with me. 341 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:12,286 Besides, now that your boy Lavin stole Vince, who else you got to hang with? 342 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:14,246 We'll hang later. 343 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,456 Your loss. 344 00:15:16,624 --> 00:15:18,834 I'm just asking for a favor. 345 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:20,752 We barely make salary now, Turtle. 346 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,504 But God knows how much you make in tips. 347 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:24,172 Tips are down with the economy. 348 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,425 And mostly we get cash offers to give blowjobs. 349 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,094 So is that what you're asking us to do to make decent money? 350 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,179 Of course I'm not, but I got no choice. 351 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:33,432 If I want to expand I've got to make more money. 352 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,101 In order to make more money I've got to pay you guys less. 353 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,478 - How much less? - Half. 354 00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:40,856 - What?! - And I can't pay for your lunches anymore. 355 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,108 - Well, what if we say no? - You could stay on, 356 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,360 but I'd be looking for replacements willing to work cheaper. 357 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:48,196 You're gonna be looking at some butt-ugly replacements. 358 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,823 Come on, Sarah, please. 359 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:52,159 - I'm sorry, honey, I can't do it. - Abby? 360 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:54,328 I can't either. I'm barely making rent now. 361 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:57,497 Seriously, Turtle, we can make more money being extras on a set. 362 00:15:57,665 --> 00:16:01,543 We were doing this because it gave us more free time to work on other stuff. 363 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,296 - Sorry, Turtle. - I'm sorry. 364 00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,008 - I'm sorry. - Me too. 365 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,302 - Turtle? - Yeah? 366 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:13,138 Any way we can get our checks today? 367 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,974 Tomorrow. Just got to transfer money into that account. 368 00:16:16,142 --> 00:16:17,976 - Oh God. - Yeah, I thought so. 369 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,853 - What? - Bye, Turtle. 370 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,732 Ari. 371 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,985 Didn't we already top our one conversation per day rule, Babs? 372 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:28,612 I want to talk about Lizzie. 373 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,864 Oh, Jesus, she went running to her grandmother. 374 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,658 I think she's a star. 375 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,118 And I think she's a star who we can get for a lot less 376 00:16:35,286 --> 00:16:38,038 than anybody we bring in from the outside to run our TV department. 377 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:39,873 Why don't you run the TV department? 378 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,208 - Why don't you? - Barbara. 379 00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,877 Is this because of what happened between her and Andrew? 380 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,088 It's because I don't think she's ready. 381 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:48,507 - Well, I think she is. - She looks 21. 382 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,258 - Her looks don't matter. - Really? 383 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,011 We'd still have the head of our TV department if that were the case. 384 00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:56,139 - So it is about that. - No, Barbara, it's about... 385 00:16:56,307 --> 00:17:00,185 Ari, she's going to quit if we don't give her what she wants. 386 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,605 - She said that? - Yes, and I'd hate to lose her. 387 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,357 - Well, so would I. - But? 388 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,484 But she's not ready. And threatening to quit 389 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:09,403 'cause she didn't get her way proves that. 390 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:11,530 Everyone knows I don't respond to threats. 391 00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:13,865 And neither should you. I'm calling her bluff. 392 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,784 She's gonna be a superstar, Ari. 393 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,369 I'm calling her bluff. 394 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,455 So tell her to show us her goddamn cards. 395 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:22,624 Maybe I should have a say in this too. 396 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,876 You had your say and you were overruled. 397 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,712 You don't get to overrule me! 398 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:30,048 Barbara, this girl caused the demise of my best friend. 399 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,218 You take up her cause now and it'll be the demise of us. 400 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,220 Tell her to keep her pretty head down 401 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,723 and when she's ready she'll get hers. 402 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,808 Maybe I'll just tell her you're a jackass. 403 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,728 Oh, good cop, bad cop game. I like it. 404 00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:44,563 Maybe later we can role-play, huh? 405 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:48,358 Is it just me or would you look great in leather pants and a gag ball? 406 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,403 - (dance music playing) - (people chatting) 407 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,122 A toast to Bond for this fine wine. 408 00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,040 Yeah, I'm a dead person. 409 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,667 Are you really afraid of Murray? 410 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:07,919 Come on, like you said, I'm a client too. 411 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,589 Fuck Murray. I am not afraid of Murray. I'm afraid of Bond. 412 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,174 We'll buy him more. 413 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:14,593 (laughs) "We'll buy him more." This is rare shit. 414 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,762 I know, and rare shit tastes amazing. 415 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,680 Yes, it does. Oh, well. 416 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,016 - I'll just blame Murray then. - Now you're thinking. 417 00:18:21,184 --> 00:18:22,684 Come on, guys, are we playing or what? 418 00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:25,145 Yeah yeah yeah, we're playing. Come on, let's play. 419 00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,397 One second. Turtle. 420 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:30,400 - Where you going? Let's hang. - Got to wash the cars. 421 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,027 Don't you have someone to do that for you? 422 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,653 Cutting costs. 423 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,864 All right, I'm back. 424 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,908 - What are we playing? - Truth or Dare. 425 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,493 That is my favorite game in the whole wide world. 426 00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,787 Great, I'll go first. Truth. 427 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,664 Okay, which one of us do you want to fuck more? 428 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:48,168 Really? You could ask me anything and that's what you want to know? 429 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,337 - Mm-hmm. - Here's the good news, ladies. 430 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,214 One way or another, everyone's gonna get fucked. 431 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:55,300 - Okay? - All right. 432 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,678 "Look at me. I think there's a whole universe of women 433 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,181 that would look at me as better looking than you." 434 00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,558 "I'll agree, but while we're living in this universe 435 00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,352 let's assume she was looking at me." 436 00:19:05,520 --> 00:19:08,396 "Assumption denied." (chuckles) 437 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,857 - Maybe you are funny. - That's what I learned today. 438 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:14,277 The only problem I see is I'm also good looking. 439 00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,696 So who are we gonna find to play the second male lead? 440 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,241 - I got a great idea. - What? What is it? 441 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,409 Let me see what I can do first. I don't want to get you excited. 442 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,662 I'm already excited. Look at me. 443 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,330 Johnny, you really are funny. You know what? 444 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,415 Get out of here. I've got work to do. I'll call you in a little bit. 445 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:29,960 - All right, Phil. - All right? 446 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:42,013 (cell phone rings) 447 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,015 Alex? How are you? 448 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,351 - Not happy. - What's wrong? 449 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,478 Well, that check you gave me... it bounced. 450 00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,313 Shit. I'm sorry. I should have called 451 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:52,524 and told you to hold off cashing it till tomorrow. 452 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,777 - Yeah, you should have. - Just some banking issues. I'll sort it out. 453 00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,571 When? 'Cause I really need the money. 454 00:19:57,738 --> 00:19:59,489 You can cash it tomorrow for sure. 455 00:19:59,657 --> 00:20:01,241 But if it's an emergency I'll get it done today. 456 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,701 Okay, thanks. 457 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,578 You know what? It's fine. 458 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:08,290 I'll wait till tomorrow. I just thought you stopped payment or something. 459 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:09,958 - Why would I do that? - I don't know. 460 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,751 'Cause you didn't really want to pay me. 461 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,420 Why do you think I'm such a bad guy? 462 00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:16,715 I don't. I've got trust issues. I'm working on it. 463 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:19,926 Sorry, I've got problems too. All the girls just quit. 464 00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:22,012 What, did you try to fuck them also? 465 00:20:22,179 --> 00:20:25,056 - No, that was just you. - So what's the problem? 466 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,893 Cutbacks. Business isn't great. 467 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,103 I thought you were doing so well. 468 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,148 I tend to project an air of confidence. Makes the workers feel good. 469 00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,901 - I'm sorry to hear that. - It's not your problem. 470 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,153 Well, it is if that check's not really gonna clear. 471 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,071 No, it'll be fine tomorrow. 472 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,449 I know. I was just kidding... sort of. 473 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,784 You know what? 474 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,953 If you want, you can come by today. I can give you cash. 475 00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,997 Really? You sure? 476 00:20:49,165 --> 00:20:51,124 Totally. And I'll keep my hands to myself. 477 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:53,376 - You'd better. - All right, I'll see you in a little. 478 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:55,128 Okay, bye. 479 00:20:55,296 --> 00:20:56,922 I feel good. 480 00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,424 Drama's good, Vince seems happy. We're good. 481 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,593 Are you convincing me or yourself? 482 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:03,595 - Whoever it's working on. - Neither. 483 00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,764 But you are right about one thing... 484 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,974 we are good. 485 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,977 Actually, Drama's pretty good too. 486 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,438 Well, what are you thinking? Vince isn't okay? 487 00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:15,190 I don't know. Something's up. 488 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,150 I mean, he shaves his head, 489 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,778 forces Cassavetes to push back his reshoot schedule. 490 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,113 I think you just need to get used to letting go 491 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,199 and let Vince figure stuff out on his own. 492 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:25,992 Yeah, you're right. 493 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,911 I've got a great job, great fiancée. 494 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:30,997 (laughs) I probably should have put you first, right? 495 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:33,833 Yeah, you probably should. I'm proud of you, babe. 496 00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:35,669 I love you. 497 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:37,671 Relax, okay? 498 00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,464 We're gonna have a wonderful night. 499 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,967 Everything's gonna be okay. 500 00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:47,222 (hip-hop music playing) 501 00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:52,644 - You guys want another drink? - Oh yes, thank you. 502 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,479 - Grab another bottle. - All right. 503 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,649 I like her. I like you. I like you more. 504 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,986 Maybe you could come visit me while I'm hotel living in Maui. 505 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,655 - That would be amazing. - It's paradise. 506 00:22:03,823 --> 00:22:06,658 The Four Seasons has the most incredible infinity pool 507 00:22:06,826 --> 00:22:08,827 - overlooking the ocean. - Alex: Hello? 508 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,996 Hello. Come to the party. Sit, please. 509 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,998 - No. - What's up, Alex? 510 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,874 - Let's go in here. - Oh, sorry. 511 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,669 Isn't that the girl that won't fuck him? 512 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,839 - She was. - Go, Turtle. Go, Turtle! 513 00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,676 All right, it's all here. You can count it. 514 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:27,679 - It's not counterfeit, is it? - Not as far as I know. 515 00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:30,390 Thanks, I actually really needed this. 516 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:32,142 You and I both. 517 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,727 Wow, you're really in bad shape, huh? 518 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,187 I'll be all right. 519 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,606 Um, listen, 520 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,067 I've got a way we could both make some money. 521 00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:43,194 You gonna sell my kidney on the black market? 522 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,863 I hadn't thought of that, but maybe. 523 00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:46,364 (laughs) 524 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,199 I actually have a friend 525 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,702 I was gonna hook you up with before I quit, 526 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,537 but then I just said forget it. 527 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,373 - What friend? - This guy down in Mexico. 528 00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:57,167 I don't deal drugs, Alex. 529 00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,377 I mean, I used to sell some weed in high school, but not anymore. 530 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,254 It's not drugs. 531 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,964 What is it? 532 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:05,967 Come down to Mexico with me. I'll introduce you. 533 00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:08,553 - Yeah? - Yeah. 534 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,767 Okay, 10 more seconds. 535 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:17,062 - 10, nine... - (cell phone rings) 536 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,564 ...eight, seven... - It's my producer. 537 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,566 - Hey, Phil. - Hey, John. 538 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:24,235 You've got to speak up. It's kind of loud in here. I can't hear you. 539 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,738 John Stamos, John. Can you hear that? 540 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:30,033 - John Stamos? - Yeah, think he could play the other guy? 541 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:32,911 Maybe, I don't know. You think he's better looking than me? 542 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:36,039 Maybe, John. Anyway, he likes the idea and the network loves him. 543 00:23:36,207 --> 00:23:38,917 They said if he's in, they're in. 544 00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:42,087 - So we're all in. - He wants to meet you, approve you. 545 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,214 - Stamos? - Yeah. 546 00:23:44,381 --> 00:23:45,757 Needs to approve me? 547 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,509 Come on, John, I'm gonna set this up. 548 00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:51,304 - This is really really good. - Okay. 549 00:23:51,472 --> 00:23:53,598 - Aloha, baby. - Aloha. 550 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,643 Hey, Johnny, how'd it go? 551 00:23:56,811 --> 00:23:58,728 John Stamos may be my co-star. 552 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:00,647 - Ooh, he's cute. - Awesome. 553 00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:03,650 - Yeah, I'm gonna call E. - Tell him to come by. 554 00:24:03,818 --> 00:24:06,027 - (laughing) - (phone ringing) 555 00:24:08,823 --> 00:24:11,491 - Yo. - Phil thinks we can get John Stamos. 556 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:14,119 - Oh, wow. - You think he's better looking than me? 557 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,413 Um, I don't know, Drama. 558 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:18,748 Ask Sloan. 559 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:20,542 - Drama. - Ask her. 560 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:24,170 Do you think John Stamos is better looking than Drama? 561 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,298 - No way. - Shit. 562 00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,134 Hope the network thinks so. 563 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,427 Yo, E, get your ass over here 564 00:24:31,595 --> 00:24:33,471 and come celebrate with the Chase men. 565 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,306 I'm having dinner with Sloan. 566 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:39,144 I didn't want to bother you, but life is passing you by, buddy. 567 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:41,396 - I'm happy right where I am. - Scott: Vince! 568 00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:44,190 Vince, we're having a party. Come on, get off the phone. 569 00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:46,484 Who's that? Is that Scott? You guys still hanging? 570 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,403 - Yeah. - Watch out for him, Vince. 571 00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:51,030 Don't be paranoid. What am I, 12? 572 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:54,200 Hey, is that E? Tell him we might have found your next script. 573 00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:55,785 - What's he saying? - Nothing. 574 00:24:55,953 --> 00:24:57,829 He introduced me to Randall Wallace today. 575 00:24:57,997 --> 00:25:00,123 He's got a potential movie for me. 576 00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:01,833 Hello? 577 00:25:02,001 --> 00:25:04,210 - Yeah. - Vince, get off the phone. 578 00:25:04,378 --> 00:25:05,670 We're not done with our game yet. 579 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:08,006 You know what, E? I've got to go. 580 00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:13,595 Go. 581 00:25:13,762 --> 00:25:15,805 I love you. 582 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,684 Hello? Anyone home? 583 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:22,353 What, everyone's mad at me now? 584 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,397 No, I was never mad at you, Daddy. 585 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:26,149 I'm cool, Dad. 586 00:25:26,317 --> 00:25:29,235 - Where's Mommy? - Kitchen, still mad. 587 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:30,945 (cell phone rings) 588 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:33,031 - Babs. - She quit. 589 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:36,743 Come on, where's she gonna go? 590 00:25:36,911 --> 00:25:40,163 I don't know, Ari. But my guess is many will want her. 591 00:25:40,331 --> 00:25:43,041 I'm not gonna give her a good recommendation, are you? 592 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,751 I think this was a mistake, Ari. 593 00:25:44,919 --> 00:25:46,753 You've been heard. 594 00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:49,589 A big fucking mistake. 595 00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:57,597 - Baby. - Hey. 596 00:25:57,765 --> 00:25:59,557 Got rid of Lizzie. 597 00:25:59,725 --> 00:26:01,935 What, you fired her? 598 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:03,895 She's done. She's gone. 599 00:26:04,063 --> 00:26:07,398 - Well, now I feel bad. - Well, don't. 600 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:10,235 Honey, she'll be fine. What about us? 601 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,612 Come on, baby. 602 00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:18,326 (music playing) 603 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,580 Yo, E. What's good? 604 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,123 You tell me. 605 00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,501 You know what? Spending some time with your boys, 606 00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:29,295 realizing maybe you're not as soft as I've been treating you. 607 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,923 - No. - So I think we should be friends. 608 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,758 We can be friends, Scott. Just don't bring Vince 609 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:36,177 projects anymore, okay? I do that alone. 610 00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:38,972 Don't be territorial with me. We both rep him. 611 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:40,598 No, Scott, we don't. 612 00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:43,268 Whoa, hey, this is a team company, E. 613 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:46,020 That all comes down from your soon-to-be godfather-in-law. 614 00:26:46,188 --> 00:26:48,564 - Where's Vince? - He is in the can. 615 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:50,608 He got called out on a dare and he's in there with two girls. 616 00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,360 You guys are playing Truth or Dare? 617 00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:55,029 "You're playing Truth or Dare?" What, are you too mature? 618 00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:56,614 I've got an idea. 619 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:59,033 I double dare you to arm-wrestle me for Vince. 620 00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:01,577 Do you want to hit me as hard as you can? 'Cause you can. 621 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:04,247 I'll let you. Let's go punch for punch. Shots in the face. 622 00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:05,790 - I go first. - Careful, Scott. 623 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:09,127 - E's pretty scrappy. - Is he really? 624 00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,170 I'm not worried. Go ahead, you take the first shot. 625 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,089 I'm not gonna punch you in the face, Scott. 626 00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:15,133 You're not? What if I do that? Then what? 627 00:27:15,301 --> 00:27:18,219 - (girl screams) - Drama: Great mother of God. 628 00:27:18,387 --> 00:27:21,639 - What happened? - E broke it. 629 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:25,143 That's not my hat, is it, bro? 630 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:32,233 ♪ Said you wouldn't be home late tonight ♪ 631 00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:40,742 ♪ I gave up waiting at 17 past midnight ♪ 632 00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:47,498 ♪ Now my only company's a half full glass of wine ♪ 633 00:27:50,461 --> 00:28:03,264 ♪ You leave me no choice but to plot my revenge ♪ 634 00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,534 ♪ It's been so long ♪ 635 00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:27,455 ♪ Since I held your hand ♪ 636 00:28:27,623 --> 00:28:31,042 ♪ You don't know how hard... ♪