1 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,341 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,347 ♪ Oooh! ♪ 3 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,185 ♪ Yeah yeah! ♪ 4 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,354 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,691 ♪ Yeah, my mind had been enabled ♪ 6 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,943 ♪ In the memory you overflow ♪ 7 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:29,445 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 8 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,531 ♪ Even if I tumble, fall ♪ 9 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:34,867 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 10 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:39,163 ♪ But I need you desperately ♪ 11 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:44,711 ♪ You know I need you desperately ♪ 12 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:54,095 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 13 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,403 ♪ Yeah, oh yeah ♪ 14 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,905 ♪ Oh yeah. ♪ 15 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,165 (dog barks) 16 00:01:22,332 --> 00:01:24,333 - E: Yo yo! - Yo! 17 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,711 Hey, E. What brings you here? 18 00:01:26,879 --> 00:01:29,297 Sloan release you from the marital stockade? 19 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:32,091 I just came by to make sure Drama was all set for his meeting with Stamos. 20 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,427 - You brought my lucky shirt. - You get his laundry now? 21 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,804 - Wow, you really are his manager. - I didn't get his laundry. 22 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:38,931 I stopped by his house because I was right there and he forgot it. 23 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,894 Your selflessness will pay off, because this lucky shirt will officially seal the deal. 24 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:45,772 You're not really nervous about this meeting, are you, Johnny? 25 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,148 Yeah, bro, of course I am. 26 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:49,192 That's why I thought I'd host him here. 27 00:01:49,359 --> 00:01:52,069 And maybe you could meet him and he could see the place 28 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:53,738 and really get a feel for what I'm all about. 29 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:56,115 You can show him you can play the ugly brother in real life too. 30 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,117 - (E laughs) - Is that cool, bro? 31 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,453 - Of course it is. - Thanks, bro. 32 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:03,039 - I'm so sorry I'm gonna miss this. - Mmm, yeah, but unfortunately 33 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:05,291 you'll be in Mexico, not getting laid. 34 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,126 - Another hater. - Not at all. 35 00:02:07,294 --> 00:02:09,295 I wish you the best. I gotta go to the staff meeting. 36 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,005 - Knock 'em dead, Drama. - All right, bro. 37 00:02:11,173 --> 00:02:13,800 Hey, E, you gonna find time to read that "Air-Walker" script? 38 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,552 - I'll read it after the staff meeting. - I already read it. 39 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,263 It's pretty good. A little darker than "Aquaman," 40 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:22,183 but still very cool. Lavin agrees. 41 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,228 What? 42 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:27,146 You never read anything I give you that fast. 43 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,941 Aw, someone's jealous of Scotty Lavin. 44 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:31,859 I'm not jealous of him. I just don't like the guy. 45 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:34,320 Maybe it's the dueling Napoleonic complexes? 46 00:02:34,488 --> 00:02:37,365 - E may be a little taller. - Yeah, but Scotty's a little better-looking. 47 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:39,534 - You think? - It's like you and Stamos... it's a fact. 48 00:02:39,701 --> 00:02:42,286 - It's not an opinion. - E: No, the fact is that two dudes 49 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,664 with no pussy are talking about two other dudes' looks and it's weird. 50 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:47,291 It is a little weird. Still, read it! 51 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:49,043 I don't care if you don't like him. 52 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:51,546 It could be big. 53 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:54,340 Casey Wasserman, Jeff Katzenberg, 54 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,342 Mike Meldman and John Ellis have all confirmed 55 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:58,469 for your NFL pitch, which brings the count to 20. 56 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:00,263 Billionaire Boys Club Day, I love it. 57 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,640 You make sure that you get all their favorite food and drinks ready. 58 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,517 I got lobster salad from Sable's for Ellis, 59 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,477 a pastrami from Nate 'n Al's for Casey 60 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:08,104 and Tana's veal parm for Meldman. 61 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,064 But I couldn't find out what Katzenberg likes to eat. 62 00:03:10,232 --> 00:03:11,858 He lives off Diet Coke. You see how lean he is? 63 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,569 I need a "Kung Fu Panda" bear somewhere where he can see it. 64 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:16,571 Okay, I've got the Diet Coke. 65 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,948 I need more of it... in those glass retro bottles. 66 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:22,535 I need at least a $20-million commitment from each one of those guys. 67 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,746 Everything high-class and highly enticing. 68 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:28,499 Ari, you don't have to be nervous. You're gonna do great. 69 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,501 - What are you, my life coach? - No, I just... 70 00:03:30,669 --> 00:03:33,546 Listen, don't try to get intimate with me, Jake. It makes me uncomfortable. 71 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,424 - Okay. - What is she still doing here? 72 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:39,051 - Did she unquit? - I believe she's just packing up. 73 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:41,387 - Should I call security? - No no, I'll speak to her. 74 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,723 - Is that wise? - Send them off with sweetness, Jake. 75 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:46,976 Hopefully you won't have to taste my sugar anytime soon. 76 00:03:47,144 --> 00:03:49,896 - Yeah, let's hope. - Lizzie, can I talk to you for a second? 77 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,939 About what, Ari? 78 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:54,066 I was hoping that we could part on good terms. 79 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,235 (snickers) You can go fuck yourself, Ari. 80 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:59,697 Now is that nice? I'm preparing a nice severance package for you. 81 00:03:59,865 --> 00:04:02,241 You don't want me angry when I'm writing you a check, do you? 82 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,118 No, I don't. What I want you to do 83 00:04:04,286 --> 00:04:06,829 is shove that severance package up your fucking ass. 84 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,081 - If you were my daughter... - If I was your daughter 85 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,334 I would blow my fucking brains out. 86 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:14,211 Look, Ari, you might think I'm some sort of cute little pushover, 87 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:17,632 but you screwed me and I am going to do everything I can to pay you back. 88 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,425 Is it that time of the month for you, Lizzie? 89 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,303 Because I think that your hormones are making your brain 90 00:04:22,471 --> 00:04:24,680 forget who you are threatening. 91 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,975 You don't scare me, Ari, not even a little bit. 92 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,313 - Did you hear that? - I heard the polite version this morning. 93 00:04:32,481 --> 00:04:35,107 - I hope you said what I said. - I said it politely. 94 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,030 Morning. 95 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:44,033 Sloan sent over some pictures of flower centerpieces for you to go over. 96 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,785 I promised I'd run it by you. 97 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,788 Sorry, I can't do it. I've got to finish reading this script. 98 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,581 - Anything good? - Yeah, real good. 99 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:53,459 - So why do you sound so upset? - Because Lavin found it. 100 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,378 Yeech. Did you disinfect it? 101 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:58,297 Yeah. It's for Vince. There could be a huge franchise in this. 102 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:01,300 - I just don't know what to do. - If it's good, what's there to do? 103 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:02,635 He's got his own clients. 104 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:05,012 Tell him he did good and you'll take it from here. 105 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:08,182 - Kill him with kindness. - Keep your enemies close. 106 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,309 - That's a good idea. - Yeah, I've got a couple. 107 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,061 Do me a favor... look through these pictures 108 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:13,479 Sloan sent and pick the ones you like? 109 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,648 Yeah, I don't think that's a good idea. 110 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:18,401 Ha, probably not. Leave it on my desk. 111 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,406 - Yo, Scott. - Jesus fucking Christ, Eric. 112 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,324 Don't be afraid to knock, okay? 113 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:27,785 Sometimes I like to start my day off with a nice whack. 114 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:30,913 - You have a glass office. - Yeah, I mentally block that out. 115 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,501 - The script's good. - Excuse me, it's good? 116 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,629 Get the fuck outta here! It's great and you know it. 117 00:05:38,797 --> 00:05:41,007 - Come on! - The script's great. Good work, Scott. 118 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:43,342 - I'll set a meeting. - I've already done that. 119 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,344 It's for this Thursday. We're good. 120 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,388 You already set a meeting? I hadn't read the script yet. 121 00:05:47,556 --> 00:05:49,765 I knew you were gonna love it. It's all on the page, babe. 122 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,851 Ari's gotta weigh in too. You realize that, right? 123 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:55,938 I already sent it to Ari and he's burned a day by not responding. 124 00:05:56,106 --> 00:05:59,191 So why don't you let Ari conquer AT&T or whatever he's trying to do, 125 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,943 and let's you and I run Vince? 126 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:04,405 We've been over this, Scott. You and I don't run Vince. 127 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,615 - I run Vince. - You are unbelievable. 128 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,243 Are you really worried that I'm gonna steal your client? 129 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,704 He's not just my client, he's my best friend since I'm five years old. 130 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,789 Oh, so you're worried I'm gonna steal your best friend? 131 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:15,374 I'm worried you're gonna steal my best friend. 132 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:16,959 You can't compete with me there, Eric! 133 00:06:17,127 --> 00:06:19,003 I'm way more fun than you are. I'm single. 134 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:21,589 You are old and an almost-married man. 135 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:24,175 - Let youth be served! - Do you listen to yourself? 136 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,719 You're such an idiot. I'm trying to be polite, Scott, 137 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,263 but it's getting harder and harder. Stay out of my way. 138 00:06:29,431 --> 00:06:31,932 - Or what? - Or I'll knock your teeth down your throat. 139 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:33,726 Come here, come here! 140 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,478 I want to bounce you on my knee, babe. Come here! 141 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:38,606 P. A: We'd like to remind you to turn off all electronic devices... 142 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,817 So shouldn't you be briefing me on this business or something? 143 00:06:41,985 --> 00:06:44,820 I'm not a good salesman. I wouldn't do it justice. 144 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:47,198 You got me on the plane to Mexico and I have no clue why. 145 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:50,201 - I'd say you're pretty good. - Well, you're obsessed with me, 146 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,620 so I knew that part wouldn't be hard. 147 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,747 I'm not obsessed with you. 148 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,999 You try to make out with me every chance you get. 149 00:06:57,167 --> 00:06:59,543 I already apologized for misreading that situation. 150 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:02,671 - I'm just kidding. - So we're ready to joke about it? 151 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,924 - I think so. - That's progress. 152 00:07:05,092 --> 00:07:07,635 So what, you gonna try and make out with me again? 153 00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:09,929 No, I came here for business. 154 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:13,307 Good. Because my friend's a genius and you're gonna love him. 155 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,643 And what does this genius want with me? 156 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:18,437 - Don't be so insecure. - I'm serious! 157 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,397 My business doesn't exactly lend itself 158 00:07:20,565 --> 00:07:22,525 to helping some genius boyfriend of yours. 159 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,860 Or are you guys just planning on holding me for ransom? 160 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,779 Naw, you're not worth enough. 161 00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:30,449 - And he's not my boyfriend. - Well, who is he? 162 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:34,453 You're here for business, so don't worry about it. 163 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:37,289 Can I at least know this genius's name? 164 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,041 Carlos Avión. 165 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,877 - Sounds fake. - You are jealous. 166 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,338 Uh, no... I'm just here for business. 167 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:47,091 And why are you suddenly trying to lure me into hitting on you? 168 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:49,468 Oh, I'm sorry, I am not! 169 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,428 Okay, good. 170 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:54,181 - Good. - Then wake me when we land. 171 00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:58,269 Vince! Vince, Vince. 172 00:07:58,436 --> 00:08:00,479 - He's here. - Johnny, I'm here. 173 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,398 Relax, I'm coming. 174 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:04,733 - Hey, John, how are you? - Good. Vince! 175 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:06,777 - How are you, man? - How are you doing? 176 00:08:06,945 --> 00:08:08,529 Nice to see you. This is Squanto. 177 00:08:08,697 --> 00:08:10,030 Welcome. Can I get you a drink? 178 00:08:10,198 --> 00:08:12,366 This place is beautiful, Vince. Beautiful. 179 00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,660 You live here too, Jimmy? 180 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:17,204 Uh, no, Vince just really enjoys my company. 181 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,831 So I come over here pretty often 182 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,125 'cause Vince gets really sad 183 00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:22,751 and lonely when I'm not around. Right, bro? 184 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,503 Yeah, Johnny's really great to have around. 185 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,672 Oh, that's cool. I hate my brother. 186 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:29,008 Uh... how was Broadway? 187 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:31,093 Oh, it was good. Excellent experience. 188 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,012 Fourth Broadway show. 189 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,181 You know, I understudied for Chino in "West Side Story" 190 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,974 - when I was 14. - Really? 191 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:40,144 Yeah, I had my first sexual experience with the chick playing Anita. 192 00:08:40,312 --> 00:08:43,105 Great tits... big giant nipples. 193 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:46,400 What year was that? My favorite cousin Angela played that role. 194 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,862 It was off-off-Broadway. 195 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:52,448 - Newark. - Aw, I'm just busting your balls. 196 00:08:52,616 --> 00:08:55,576 No way Angela would have fucked you. You, she'd fuck. 197 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,203 - Are you single? - Currently. 198 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,079 Maybe I'll fix you up with her. This chick is so hot. 199 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,623 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 200 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,124 People say we look like identical twins. 201 00:09:02,292 --> 00:09:03,959 Let's go outside. 202 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:06,086 Yeah. 203 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,715 So have you had a chance to look at the script, John? 204 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,800 Oh no, not yet, but my agent loves it. 205 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:15,012 See, for me it's not about the script. It's about us. 206 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,514 Can we spend the next five or 10 years together? 207 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,141 You know, the chemistry. 208 00:09:19,309 --> 00:09:21,268 Oh, you have a ping-pong table? Do you play? 209 00:09:21,436 --> 00:09:22,728 A little. You? 210 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:25,064 I love ping-pong, man. It's my new obsession. 211 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,441 I'll bet you get a lot of chicks playing ping-pong, huh? 212 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,652 Ping-pong is the new billiards, Vince. 213 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:32,238 The sport's blown up. Come on, let's play. I'll go easy on you. 214 00:09:33,615 --> 00:09:34,782 (clears throat) 215 00:09:34,950 --> 00:09:38,202 You know what? Why don't you play with Johnny? 216 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:40,621 You're really better matched. He's really good. 217 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:42,748 - Oh, come on. - What? 218 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,708 Well, you don't have the build. 219 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:49,088 - Maybe I'll surprise you. - All right, bigshot. 220 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,090 Let's rally for serve. 221 00:09:52,717 --> 00:09:54,176 Ping... pong... 222 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,345 rally's... on! 223 00:09:56,513 --> 00:09:58,681 - Johnny: Oh! - Whoa! 224 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:01,308 It's going to be a long day for Uncle Jesse! 225 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:03,978 Let's go. 226 00:10:04,145 --> 00:10:06,897 - (rock music playing) - Come on. 227 00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,778 They're ready. 228 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,376 - Hello, everyone. - All: Ari. 229 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:30,170 - John, how was the lobster salad? - Nice touch, Ari. 230 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,090 - Though I am partial to Sable's crab salad. - I'll kill my assistant. 231 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,508 He said he talked to your wife. 232 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,010 She probably said that. She barely knows me. 233 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,970 Instead of your assistant, kill her. 234 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,264 - My veal parm was excellent. - Love to hear it, Mike. 235 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:42,016 - How are you, Matthew? - Good to see you. 236 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,851 - Nice to see you, Mr. Wasserman. - Ari. 237 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,978 Shawne Merriman, a surprise. Good to see you, sir. 238 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,063 Hey, I'm a free agent this year. I thought I'd sit in. 239 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,316 The more the Merriman. (mimics rim-shot) 240 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,360 Rim-shot! Listen, Katzenberg... where is he? 241 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,529 I am holding a large plastic dragon. 242 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:58,115 This will represent Mr. Katzenberg. How about that? 243 00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:00,701 He will sit right here. Down to business. 244 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,996 I want, and everyone in this town wants, 245 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:08,834 an NFL team playing in a brand-new state-of-the-art facility 246 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,836 within five years, all right? 247 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,963 I think with the power and the money at this table, 248 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,923 we can get it done in three. 249 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:18,344 Now is the time for LA to have an NFL team, 250 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,055 and I am the right guy to lead the charge to make this happen. 251 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,890 Man: What do you know about football, Ari? 252 00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:25,017 Don't tell me you played in high school. 253 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,436 I did play a little in high school. I was pretty good for a Jew. 254 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,521 What, were you a field-goal kicker? 255 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,191 - (chuckling) - I was an offensive lineman 256 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,735 and I illegally tripped Mr. Shawne Merriman one time. 257 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,862 Ari, you couldn't trip me up with a shotgun. 258 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:38,781 But still... how are you gonna run a team? 259 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:40,783 We put up the money and you're in charge? 260 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:43,702 Like I do here at the world's largest talent agency, 261 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:47,623 I bring in the best. I attract the best. I've always done that. 262 00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,625 Bill Belichick is a friend. 263 00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:52,795 When his contract is up in New England, who knows? 264 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,713 I mean, hell, everyone wants to live here. 265 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,966 It is paradise. The only thing this town doesn't have, gentlemen, 266 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,259 is an NFL team. 267 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,429 All I need is the money and I can make that happen. 268 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:05,224 Barbara Miller has committed $10 million 269 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,893 and agreed to work for free as the mascot. 270 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:11,105 - (chuckling) - How about that... the LA Cougars? 271 00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:12,898 - (laughter) - Everybody wins. 272 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,902 Gentlemen, look at the packets right in front of you. 273 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,947 There's a great deal of information. Sign checks... big ones. 274 00:12:20,115 --> 00:12:23,367 And if not, regret not being a part of this for the rest of your lives. 275 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,537 Why do you let this guy get to you? 276 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:29,790 I don't know. My assistant tells me I should try to kill him with kindness, 277 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:32,418 and I tried, but it's like this guy's immune to human interaction. 278 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,752 I don't think you should be fake. 279 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,463 I think you should just honestly tell him how you feel. 280 00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:39,007 - I did! - So let it go. 281 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,427 He found a great project for Vince. 282 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,595 Oh, what a dick! 283 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,305 I should be happy, right? 284 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,224 Vince won't forget what you do for him 285 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,476 no matter who gives him a script, you know that. 286 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:51,437 I do know that. But I don't need this guy 287 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,772 getting Vince jumping out of any more planes, okay? 288 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:56,108 You can't control who Vince is friends with, babe. 289 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,568 Yeah. 290 00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,154 Just make sure business is going good. 291 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,530 Yeah. 292 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,950 - You're ignoring me. - No, I'm not. 293 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,286 You want me to tell Murray to keep Scott away from Vince? 294 00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,288 No! Are you kidding? That's my business. 295 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,248 - I think I can handle that, Sloan. - Okay. 296 00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:13,834 I would like to stick Scott next to Murray at the wedding though. 297 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,377 (laughs) Done. 298 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:18,213 - Did you look at the flowers? - Uh... 299 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:21,633 yeah yeah, I like the... 300 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,343 red ones. I like the red ones. 301 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:25,596 The red, huh? 302 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:28,682 Look at them, please. We're meeting with the florist tomorrow. 303 00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,350 I will, okay. I'm sorry. 304 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,144 - I love you. - Thank you. 305 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,062 - Love you. - Bye. 306 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:35,397 Bye. 307 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,442 Jennie? Will you let me know 308 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:41,320 when Lavin's back from lunch, please? 309 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,322 (P.A. Announcements in Spanish) 310 00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,160 Turtle: The Yankee hat comes with me everywhere. 311 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,913 Maybe I'll get you a sombrero with a Yankee symbol on it. 312 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,873 Whoo! (laughs) 313 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,666 Oh, there they are. 314 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,380 (speaks Spanish) Hey, baby. 315 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,883 Hey, don't get fresh, Edgar. I'll tell your boss. 316 00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,054 - The boss is here. - Hi. 317 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:10,224 - Sweetheart, how are you? - Fine. 318 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:12,768 And you must be Turtle. It's a pleasure to meet you. 319 00:14:12,936 --> 00:14:15,020 I understand you can offer us big things. 320 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,898 - Turtle: In what way? - He's funny. 321 00:14:18,066 --> 00:14:19,525 He's nervous. 322 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:22,236 Don't worry... I won't kill you until you turn me down. 323 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:24,112 Get in, buddy. 324 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,240 - Why has he got a gun? - It's Mexico. 325 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,867 - Everyone's got a gun here. - If I wanted to be involved in shit like this 326 00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:31,203 I would have went back East to work for my Uncle Carmine. 327 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:33,789 It's nothing illegal, I promise. 328 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,126 - What's the hold-up? - The hold-up is where I come from, 329 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:41,213 you don't get into a car with a bunch of guys who are carrying. 330 00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,887 Here, now you are carrying too. 331 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,974 - I just want to know what this is about. - Do you like tequila? 332 00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,351 - Yeah. - That's what it's about. 333 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:57,145 Tequila... the finest in the world. 334 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,275 Turtle, I swear this is legitimate. 335 00:15:01,442 --> 00:15:03,318 - Uh... - Just trust me. 336 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,571 Put it away. 337 00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,327 (grunts) 338 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,662 D'oh! 339 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,956 - Whew! 10-2. - I can count. 340 00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:18,292 It ain't over yet. 341 00:15:24,966 --> 00:15:27,718 Oh! It is now, son. 342 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,013 Good game, John. 343 00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,473 I gotta split. I got another meeting. 344 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,767 Do you want to talk about the show? 345 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,103 I'll talk to Phil. 346 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,696 Why would you embarrass a guy who you want something from? 347 00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,281 Drama: I didn't mean to embarrass him! 348 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,450 He's got a Korean girl that trains him three times a week. 349 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,620 - He's got a ping-pong trainer? - Yes, John, and you beat him. 350 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:56,622 When I play, I play to win. 351 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,457 John's a notoriously bad loser to start with. 352 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,834 - I didn't know that either! - I beat him at golf once, 353 00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,169 he didn't talk to me for two years. 354 00:16:02,337 --> 00:16:03,920 Maybe this is something you could have told me 355 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:05,297 before the meeting, Phil. 356 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,966 I didn't know you were gonna embarrass him, John! 357 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:10,469 - Maybe there's someone else we could get. - No, John, there's not. 358 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,012 You know why? 359 00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,514 Because there's nobody better- looking than you in this town. 360 00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:17,893 - Rob Lowe maybe. - The network is into this guy. 361 00:16:18,061 --> 00:16:20,395 They like Stamos... no, they love Stamos. 362 00:16:20,563 --> 00:16:22,856 He was excited. So call his agent, 363 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:26,234 call his house, call whoever you need to and figure out a way 364 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,654 to smooth this out... or don't. 365 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,704 Lavin's back. 366 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,217 Oh, look at that! He knocks like a gentleman. 367 00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,594 (forced chuckle) Listen, Scott, 368 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,263 the only thing that's important to me is Vince's career. 369 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,890 "Air-Walker" is amazing. 370 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:59,017 Thank you. 371 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,521 - Was that an apology? - Was that not clear? 372 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,856 Not really. I mean, it wasn't crystal clear. 373 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,942 - You didn't say sorry or anything... - Ahem! 374 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,735 Hey, oh hey! 375 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:10,821 Listen, I appreciate it, okay? 376 00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:14,199 I appreciate it and I am a big enough man to say I'm sorry as well. 377 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:15,992 - For what? - For being a dick. 378 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,912 - Today or every day? - Since you started here I have been a dick. 379 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,081 - Yeah. - I was bitter about the way you came in 380 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,874 with Vince as your star client, 381 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,419 you know, and your girlfriend's connection to the boss, 382 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:28,130 but I see that you are a good dude and you are good at what you do. 383 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,464 - Thank you. - Yeah. 384 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:32,092 Hopefully you have noticed the same about me. 385 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:35,053 - I have. - Listen, 386 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,264 we are the future of this company. Look, this guy, 387 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,849 he doesn't even show up anymore. 388 00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,809 - He's too busy servicing models. - Exactly. 389 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,812 So it could just be us and we should stick together. 390 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:46,565 Pffft! 391 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,942 I'm kidding. I'm... come on. 392 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,736 No hug. 393 00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,500 (woman sings in Spanish) 394 00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,713 (cheering) 395 00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:13,425 (speaks Spanish) Attention! Attention! 396 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,970 Please, everyone, enjoy this special day. 397 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,764 (speaking Spanish) Have a drink... 398 00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,183 - (cheers) ...and then a few more! 399 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,268 To the future! 400 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,522 - To the future. - To the future. 401 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:30,317 - Mm. - Mm. 402 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,526 - Whoa. - So? 403 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:33,987 - You like it? - It's incredible. 404 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,656 - I am a little fucked up though. - You're such a lightweight. 405 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:39,785 I had eight shots. Are you trying to get me drunk so you can take advantage of me? 406 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:43,038 'Cause I don't have to be drunk for you to do that. 407 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:45,373 Turtle. 408 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:48,460 Would you just kiss me already and stop the bullshit? 409 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:53,465 - What, is it that Carlos guy? - Are you kidding? 410 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,509 I told you, he's an old family friend. 411 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,677 - He is old. - Stop it! 412 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,179 - He is. - Turtle. 413 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:02,015 - You like it? - Your father created this? 414 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,852 Making the finest tequila in all of Mexico was my father's life's work. 415 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,063 Now it is mine. 416 00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:11,858 Walk with me. Alex, excuse us a moment, please. 417 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,200 My father, may he rest in peace, has gone, 418 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,619 and I want the world to taste his creation. 419 00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:24,454 Me too. What's it called? 420 00:19:24,622 --> 00:19:26,289 He named it in honor of our family. 421 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:29,501 - Tequila Avión. - Thanks. 422 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,669 No problem. 423 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:32,671 Tomorrow, I will take you to the place 424 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,173 where my father first began production in 1948, 425 00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,968 - where we still produce it today. - I'd love to see that. 426 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,053 But tonight we celebrate. 427 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,973 Any girls you have your eyes on? 428 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,016 Making love on Avión is unmatched. 429 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:48,687 To be honest, Carlos, I kinda only have my eye on Alex. 430 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,732 - Alex is like a daughter to me. - No no no. 431 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,943 I didn't mean to bang. I'm a nice guy, Carlos. 432 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,195 That remains to be seen. 433 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,738 - (sighs) - I tell you what... 434 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:02,534 you deliver for me, I will do my best to deliver to you. 435 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,703 What do I need to deliver? 436 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:07,122 I need a face for my family's tequila. 437 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:09,791 - You want mine? - (laughs) 438 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,252 - No. - What then? 439 00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,629 Alex tells me that you are very close friends 440 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:16,381 with Vincent Chase. 441 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:23,013 Aquaman and Avión... 442 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,223 a match made in heaven. 443 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,185 Jeffrey, I'm sorry that you couldn't make it, 444 00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,062 but I'm going to send gallons of Diet Coke 445 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,898 over to you as soon as I get your check. 446 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,275 Make it out to "cash." 447 00:20:37,194 --> 00:20:39,821 That... it's gonna be a great year thanks to you. 448 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,115 Thank you, my friend. Yeah, baby! 449 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,867 - More good news? - Call my wife. 450 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,577 - I may even take her to dinner. - All right. 451 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,746 Yeah, and you go to dinner as well... on me. 452 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,581 - Really? - Yeah, you got a girl? 453 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,083 - Not right now. - You want cash for a hooker? Either way. 454 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,793 - I'll just call your wife. - All right. 455 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,921 - (rings) - Ari Gold's office. 456 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,923 Just a second. 457 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,467 Andrew Klein. 458 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,093 Jesus. Stay for this. 459 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,804 This is the guy who missed the boat. Learn how not to. 460 00:21:04,972 --> 00:21:06,806 Andrew! 461 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,600 What a tragic time for you to be calling. 462 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:11,186 I just landed an NFL team in Los Angeles. 463 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,521 And if you didn't blow your entire career up your nose, 464 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,857 you'd be banging cheerleaders up in a luxury box with us. 465 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:18,193 I appreciate your support in my recovery, Ari, 466 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,946 but I don't live with regrets. I've been taught to be at peace 467 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:24,282 - with the choices I've made. - So you're on the making-amends step? 468 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,451 Yeah, I'm gonna have to make amends for this. 469 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,370 I bribed an orderly for his cell phone. 470 00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:30,580 - Why, what's up? - Hey. 471 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:33,625 - God damn it. - Right. 472 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,546 Lizzie's making moves. She's after our client... 473 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,632 well, your clients. 474 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,384 Come on! What does she have to offer? 475 00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:45,470 She's got someone big behind her. CAA maybe. 476 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,514 - But she's making promises. - How do you even know? 477 00:21:47,682 --> 00:21:50,308 Half the town is in here with me and they've got phone privileges. 478 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,852 Andrew Klein, you need to get your ass off that telephone. 479 00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:55,021 Klein, get off the phone. Follow the rules. 480 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,773 - Give me a second. - Hang it up! 481 00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,733 (sighs) All right, bye for now, Ari. 482 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:00,777 Hey, Klein, you know why I fired you as an agent? 483 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,487 'Cause your punk-ass never listened. 484 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,156 - Barbara! - Is this about Lizzie? 485 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,367 - How did you know? - I heard. 486 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:09,035 - Where's her list? - Check your email. 487 00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:12,122 I'm already making calls and I suggest you do the same. 488 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:22,716 Wow, was he this good this morning? 489 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,843 I guess he's been working with his trainer. 490 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,678 Hey, John! 491 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,847 The stroke's looking better. 492 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,182 What the fuck are you doing here? 493 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,268 Your agent told me where I could find you. 494 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,021 - Good to see you again, Vince. - You too. 495 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:37,605 - Impressive stuff. - Yeah, thanks. 496 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,649 Soo Yeon is the best. And this is Elie. 497 00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:42,027 Anytime you want a lesson, let me know. 498 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,904 - Will do. - John, I came to resolve our... 499 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,865 - little conflict. - Conflict? 500 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:50,076 What, about the show? We have no conflict. 501 00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,996 - We just have no chemistry. - Come on, John. 502 00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,498 We didn't even get to know each other's chemistry 503 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:58,209 'cause you got mad that I beat you. 504 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,462 - (grunts) - He beat you? 505 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,088 Yeah, can you believe it? 506 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,256 No. 507 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,051 I didn't have my paddle. 508 00:23:06,218 --> 00:23:08,053 If we played here and you had your paddle, 509 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,472 I'm 100% sure you would have kicked my ass. 510 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,894 What, are you patronizing me here? 511 00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,228 What? No no. 512 00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:19,314 Then play me right now and I will kick your ass. 513 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,941 I'm a little worn out from earlier. 514 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:23,777 (laughing) 515 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,446 Johnny, 516 00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,615 you're a bitch, you know that? 517 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,951 A real pussy. 518 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,163 You're all calm, cool, collected on your home court 519 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,624 with your shitty-ass table in the grass 520 00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:40,335 and your fucked-up paddles and come stains all over your table... 521 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:41,795 - sorry, Vince. - Eh. 522 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,631 But here? You don't give a man a chance at payback? 523 00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:47,383 You have come stains on your table? That's gross. 524 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,595 Look, John, you got your trainer here and all, 525 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:53,223 but I've been playing this game since I was a little kid, 526 00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:55,433 so you shouldn't feel bad that I beat you. 527 00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,769 You beat me right now and I'll do your TV show. 528 00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:01,022 - Really? - Yeah. 529 00:24:01,190 --> 00:24:03,274 Okay. 530 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,444 But I'm gonna need to change my clothes. 531 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,279 I'll be right back. 532 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,115 Work my backhand, Soo. 533 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:12,200 He really beat you? 534 00:24:12,368 --> 00:24:14,327 Alex: Turtle, why do you want to leave? 535 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,746 We're supposed to go see the factory in the morning. 536 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,915 I've seen enough. You can stay if you want. 537 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,084 (groans) What's your problem? 538 00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:22,460 I don't have a problem. 539 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:24,462 You're acting like an asshole out of the blue, 540 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:27,841 so it's either 'cause I wouldn't kiss you before or you're just a mean drunk. 541 00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:31,177 - I'm not drunk anymore. - Well, I'm still a little drunk, 542 00:24:31,345 --> 00:24:34,013 so if you ever had a shot at me, it would be now. 543 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:36,349 - You're a real tease, you know that, Alex? - What? 544 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,143 Yeah, maybe that's why I hit on you the first time. 545 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:41,396 You kept putting it out there, but I didn't realize you had a motive. 546 00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:43,481 - What motive? - To get Vince. 547 00:24:43,649 --> 00:24:45,150 What the hell else am I doing here? 548 00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,818 - Turtle... - You should have asked me in LA. 549 00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:49,487 - I could have saved you the time. - I knew you wouldn't have come. 550 00:24:49,655 --> 00:24:52,657 But I thought once you saw everything, you'd see how real this is. 551 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:56,202 - You should have invited Vince. - I wanted to come with you. 552 00:24:56,370 --> 00:24:58,204 I don't know if I believe that. 553 00:24:58,372 --> 00:24:59,914 You would if I fucked you though, right? 554 00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:02,417 - It'd be a start. - I'm not that easy. 555 00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:05,336 Are you interested in me or not? Because I don't got time for games. 556 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,755 I'm getting there, but this is real, Turtle. 557 00:25:07,923 --> 00:25:09,382 And no one's going to get used. 558 00:25:09,550 --> 00:25:11,217 But if it all works out, then maybe we'll all get rich. 559 00:25:11,385 --> 00:25:13,678 - Vince is already rich. - Maybe he'll get richer then. 560 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,847 But I'm not, and I don't know about you... 561 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,807 I got $1700 to my name. 562 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:20,059 So stay tonight. Sleep on it. 563 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,228 Then we'll go to the factory in the morning. 564 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:24,856 It'll blow you away. 565 00:25:25,024 --> 00:25:27,734 Are we sleeping on it together? 566 00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:30,945 I don't want you to think I did it for the wrong reasons. 567 00:25:31,113 --> 00:25:34,032 I don't care why you do it. 568 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,747 - (shouts) - (cheering) Yes! 569 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,627 Oh, would you look at this? 570 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:46,878 Yeah, we... we made up. 571 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:49,214 - We're paesanos now. - Hey, way to be mature. 572 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,883 - What's going on here? - Oh, it's not good. 573 00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:55,053 - He's kicking Johnny's ass. - I thought Drama was better than him. 574 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:56,221 No he's not. 575 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:59,057 - Aha ha ha! - (yells) 576 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,559 10-6, match point. 577 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:05,313 It looks like your boy is going down in flames. 578 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,440 Play to his backhand. It's very weak. 579 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:09,150 What the fuck did she just say? 580 00:26:09,318 --> 00:26:11,152 It's not that weak, Soo, thank you. 581 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,571 - Let's go. - Come on, Johnny! 582 00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,576 Yeah, come on. 583 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:25,917 No-ooo! 584 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,627 No no, you motherfucking... 585 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:30,213 Your brother's the John McEnroe of ping-pong. 586 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:33,758 (laughs) Still say it ain't the paddle? 587 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,677 - Great game, John. - Thanks. 588 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:38,471 I say you're much better than I thought you were. 589 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:42,976 - You hustled me, didn't you? - Are you a sore loser, John? 590 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:46,437 - I don't like being played. - Hey, I didn't hustle you! 591 00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:49,774 You beat me before and I beat you right now, honest to God. 592 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:52,402 - Yeah? - Yeah. 593 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:55,655 So I guess that's it, huh? 594 00:26:55,823 --> 00:26:57,615 No, actually you have potential. 595 00:26:57,783 --> 00:26:59,534 It's hard to find good competition. 596 00:26:59,702 --> 00:27:01,536 Maybe we could play on the set. 597 00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:03,955 - You'll do the show? - Let me read the script first, 598 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:05,456 - but... - Yes yes! 599 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:08,001 - I'll definitely consider it. - You're gonna love it. 600 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:10,295 - And don't forget how much you love me. - Right. 601 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,338 (hip-hop music playing) 602 00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:14,924 - He might do the show. - All right! 603 00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:16,551 Vince: Hey, that's fantastic! 604 00:27:16,719 --> 00:27:20,096 You see, Johnny? Even though you lost, he liked you for you. 605 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:22,223 Please, bro, I threw that game. 606 00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:25,351 He's just like me... you stroke the ego, you get what you want. 607 00:27:25,519 --> 00:27:27,270 - Well played. - Thanks, man. 608 00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:29,355 We're all going to Vegas for the night. I got a plane. 609 00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,649 - Can I invite Stamos? - Of course, Soo's coming. 610 00:27:31,817 --> 00:27:34,902 Hey, John, you want to go to Vegas? Baby bro got a plane. 611 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:36,696 - Yeah, I'd love to. - Scotty, you in? 612 00:27:36,864 --> 00:27:38,614 I never say no to a plane or Vegas. 613 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:40,658 - E? - Uh, no, I can't. 614 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,327 Come on, I'm not gonna bite. 615 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,996 We gotta take our newfound friendship to the next level. 616 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:46,998 Yeah, I wanna hang out with both my boys. 617 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,334 I appreciate it, but I gotta see the wedding planner tomorrow. 618 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,044 - Oh God! - Stamos: Getting married? 619 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,004 - Yeah, in October. - You poor bastard. 620 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,131 Ah well, let's go! 621 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,634 Later, E. 622 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:01,262 I'll get blowed for you. One time, all right. 623 00:28:01,430 --> 00:28:04,140 We probably won't have any fun. 624 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:13,149 (men vocalizing) 625 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:17,695 ♪ Here I go falling down down down ♪ 626 00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:21,199 ♪ My mind is a blank, my head is spinning ♪ 627 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:26,371 ♪ Around and around as I go deep into the funnel of love ♪ 628 00:28:29,083 --> 00:28:32,210 ♪ It's such a crazy crazy feeling ♪ 629 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:36,798 ♪ I get weak in the knees, my poor old head is a-reeling ♪ 630 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:40,968 ♪ 'Cause I go deep into the funnel of love ♪ 631 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:46,224 ♪ I tried and I tried to run and hide ♪ 632 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:49,602 ♪ I even tried to run away-ay-ay ♪ 633 00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:53,314 ♪ You just can't run from the funnel of love ♪ 634 00:28:53,482 --> 00:28:56,442 ♪ It's bound to get you some day ♪ 635 00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:18,256 ♪ It's such a crazy crazy feeling ♪ 636 00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:20,383 ♪ I get weak in the knees. ♪