1 00:00:06,173 --> 00:00:08,341 (theme music playing) 2 00:00:12,471 --> 00:00:14,347 ♪ Oooh! ♪ 3 00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:19,185 ♪ Yeah yeah! ♪ 4 00:00:19,353 --> 00:00:21,354 ♪ Yeah yeah ♪ 5 00:00:21,522 --> 00:00:24,691 ♪ Yeah, my mind had been enabled ♪ 6 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:26,943 ♪ In the memory you overflow ♪ 7 00:00:27,111 --> 00:00:29,445 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 8 00:00:29,613 --> 00:00:31,531 ♪ Even if I tumble, fall ♪ 9 00:00:31,699 --> 00:00:34,867 ♪ I'm okay ♪ 10 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:39,163 ♪ But I need you desperately ♪ 11 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:44,711 ♪ You know I need you desperately ♪ 12 00:00:51,009 --> 00:00:54,095 ♪ I wanna be your superhero ♪ 13 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:10,403 ♪ Yeah, oh yeah ♪ 14 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,905 ♪ Oh yeah. ♪ 15 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,206 ♪ You can find me in the streets ♪ 16 00:01:22,374 --> 00:01:24,292 ♪ Even in the drought, my mattress is full... ♪ 17 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:26,127 - Vince: Aw, come on! - I'm serious. 18 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,296 I was the last of my friends to lose their virginity. 19 00:01:28,464 --> 00:01:29,714 - Me too. - Sasha: Shut up. 20 00:01:29,882 --> 00:01:31,799 - I don't believe it either. - It's the truth. 21 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,427 - I was very shy and conservative. - Then what happened? 22 00:01:34,595 --> 00:01:36,429 Honestly, I started watching a lot of porn. 23 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,598 I watched a lot of porn too, but I never thought to do one. 24 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,266 - Vince: Hey, Scott. - What? 25 00:01:40,434 --> 00:01:42,769 It's okay. Maybe you were afraid you couldn't perform. 26 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:45,188 - Oh ho ho ho! - Touché touché. 27 00:01:45,355 --> 00:01:47,690 And, hey, you two have probably had as much sex as I have. 28 00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,359 - I don't think so! - I don't know, maybe. 29 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,862 Well, maybe. Maybe he has. 30 00:01:53,030 --> 00:01:55,198 Well, maybe. Let's compare notes after dessert. 31 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:57,492 I'm gonna use the bathroom. Where's the... it's this way. 32 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:59,744 (sarcastically) I can hardly wait. 33 00:02:00,996 --> 00:02:04,040 - What? - Why did you invite him? 34 00:02:04,208 --> 00:02:07,210 - We're having fun. - The conversation is lacking a little depth. 35 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,961 So we'll change the subject. 36 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,713 I could bring up the Spanish Inquisition 37 00:02:10,881 --> 00:02:12,465 and Scott would turn it into a sexual innuendo. 38 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,801 Sasha, I'm sorry. He called to find out what I was doing, 39 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:16,886 I didn't think. I said come join. I'm sorry. 40 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:19,472 - It's fine. - Oh, no it's not. 41 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,973 What... what's wrong? 42 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:22,892 I just thought it was going to be the two of us. 43 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,978 I need to talk to you about something. 44 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,565 - Should I be worried? - It's about my movie. 45 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,820 - I told you I don't want to talk about that. - We need to. 46 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:36,364 Unless you've decided not to do it, no we don't. 47 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:37,990 I thought you said you were gonna be supportive? 48 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:40,576 I am, it's just already a little weird for me and I don't need 49 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,912 to discuss you fucking five random guys. 50 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:44,831 That's the thing... they're not random. 51 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:47,708 - What do you mean? - I got the cast list today 52 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:51,587 and I tried to talk to the producers, but they wouldn't replace him. 53 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,674 - Replace who? - One of the guys in the gang-bang scene. 54 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,219 We used to be engaged. 55 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:02,431 - (bowling pins clatter) - Yeah! 56 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,059 - Nice, Daddy. - Sarah, you're up. Get off the phone. 57 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:07,645 - It's family night. - Sarah, you're up. 58 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:09,188 - Okay okay. - Jeez. 59 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,940 - Brat. - Why is she so moody? 60 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:14,068 - It's genetic. - I'm here, I'm present, I'm suffering. 61 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:16,612 No phones, BlackBerries or carrier pigeons. 62 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,573 You're suffering spending time with your family? 63 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:20,283 Jonah... next time boys' night out. 64 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:23,411 - These girls are annoying. - I told you not to invite them. 65 00:03:23,579 --> 00:03:25,746 - (chuckles) - Man: Hey, Ari. 66 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:28,708 - Sir Richard. - I'm seeing you Thursday. 67 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,376 Yes indeed. Virgin Mobile Festival, 68 00:03:30,544 --> 00:03:32,044 I got M.I.A. And Jay-Z locked down. 69 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,964 - Mrs. Ari: Ahem! - Oh, I'm in family mode and I can't talk. 70 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,632 Oh yeah, family mode too, sir. 71 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,551 Yes, well played, sir. I love your family. 72 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:42,138 - Ari! - Honey, he has twins. How rare is that? 73 00:03:42,306 --> 00:03:44,307 Family time, we're here. We're focused. 74 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,517 (phone ringing) 75 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:48,769 It's your office. 76 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:50,479 Hello? 77 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,815 Jake: I know Ari told me not to call on family night 78 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:55,401 unless it's an emergency and I'm not totally sure this is an emergency... 79 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:59,363 It's okay, Jake. Just hold for one second, please. 80 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:02,742 Ari: Jake, I told you not to call unless it was important. 81 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,912 - It's Amanda Daniels. - Amanda Daniels is not important. 82 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,247 - She keeps calling. - What? Why? 83 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,708 - She wants to speak to you. - I don't want to speak to her. 84 00:04:10,876 --> 00:04:13,920 - Should I tell her that? - Tell her I want her to die. 85 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:16,839 - Who do you want to die, Daddy? - No one, buddy. 86 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:19,425 - Ari. - How about Daddy not taking a call 87 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,553 during family time, huh? Blowing off a billionaire. 88 00:04:22,721 --> 00:04:24,597 - What do you think Amanda wanted? - I don't know. 89 00:04:24,765 --> 00:04:27,016 - Who cares? Let's bowl. - Daddy! 90 00:04:27,184 --> 00:04:30,394 Come on, we're bowling. Family time. 91 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:33,940 - Phil, I apologize for hanging up on you. - I appreciate that, Eric. 92 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,609 - But let's move past that. - Okay. 93 00:04:36,777 --> 00:04:38,611 I think you and I can agree 94 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,489 that dealing with Johnny can put a person on edge. 95 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:43,658 - How does that help us? - It doesn't. 96 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:45,701 I'm in a bind now. The studio wants to know 97 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,787 when we can get "Johnny's Bananas" moving 98 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:50,039 and I'm embarrassed to tell them 99 00:04:50,207 --> 00:04:52,583 that I may not even be able to deliver. 100 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:55,378 - I'm working on him. - Can you just get him over here today 101 00:04:55,545 --> 00:04:57,505 - and I'll work on him? - What are you gonna do? 102 00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:59,966 Look, I just... I just... I wanna convince him! 103 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,593 All right, I'll try, but he hasn't spoken to me in two days. 104 00:05:02,761 --> 00:05:04,887 - Over getting him a greenlit show? - Yep. 105 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,973 - He really is nuts. - Wait till you try to renegotiate 106 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,475 - season three with him. - Let's all pray that we get there. 107 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,018 All right, I'll call you if I get him. 108 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,770 - Please do. - Bye. 109 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,817 Pfft! 110 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,195 (sighs) Morning, Jennie. 111 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,406 Can you do me a favor... would you try to find Drama? 112 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:25,700 Uh, Vince is here. 113 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,120 Yo! 114 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:31,247 - Yo. - You okay? 115 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:33,749 - Yeah, why? - Well, you look like shit. 116 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,752 Thanks. I didn't get much sleep. 117 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,337 I tried to call you a few times. 118 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:40,256 Yeah, I figured I'd come see you. 119 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:42,633 - You're pissed at me. - I don't want to get into it. 120 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,052 Look, Vince, I'm sorry, all right? 121 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:47,096 I like Sasha. I really do. 122 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,974 - I didn't mean to insult her. - I appreciate that. 123 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:51,976 So are we good? 124 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,602 Are you gonna get her a part in "Air-Walker"? 125 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,521 - I can't do that. - Then we're not good. 126 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,940 The studio's gonna bring on a new director today. 127 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,608 I think Ari got Pete Berg to do it. 128 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:00,776 - Are you serious? - Yes. 129 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,111 - That's awesome. - It is, Vince, 130 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,196 but the studio's already concerned about you. 131 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,657 - I don't want to make things any worse. - She's talented, E. 132 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:09,326 - I didn't say she wasn't. - Steven Soderbergh thought so. 133 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,412 Why are you so adamant about this? 134 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:14,707 Because she got an offer on another movie and I'd prefer her to do this. 135 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,960 - What movie? - I forget the name. 136 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,798 What the... what the fuck are you looking at? 137 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,468 - Are you high? - Am I high? 138 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,428 (scoffs) 139 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:30,389 'Cause I need something done and I actually come to the guy 140 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:33,934 who I made millions of dollars for and ask him to do it, I'm high? 141 00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:36,937 Fuck you. I'll handle it myself. 142 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:45,988 Game: 10 meters to go. Nail-biting stuff. 143 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:48,824 - Whoo! - It's a new world record! 144 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:51,786 - What do you think? - You look adorable. 145 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,454 - Not sexy? - You'll be sexy 146 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:56,457 when we're chilling by the pool in Mexico, living off our tequila money. 147 00:06:56,625 --> 00:06:58,209 I need money now, Turtle. 148 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:00,461 Then I hope you're a better waitress than you were a driver. 149 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,421 I'm a better waitress than you are an athlete. 150 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,799 That's because your sexiness distracts me. 151 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,887 Ew. Why don't you two get a room? 152 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,931 Get a job! And your own house. 153 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:13,766 - That's not nice. - No, it's not. 154 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,519 (phone ringing) 155 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:19,730 It's Carlos. Do I have to pick this up? 156 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:21,941 - Mm-hmm. - He's always mean to me. 157 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,401 - Pick up. - Hey, Carlos. 158 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,529 Why are people from Texas inquiring about my tequila? 159 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,072 - What people? - Texas people. 160 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:29,323 I don't like being spied on, Turtle. 161 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:31,826 - Carlos, don't be paranoid. - Who have you been talking to? 162 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,078 - You told me to find the money. - What? When? 163 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:36,664 You said you wanted to expand and I told you I'd find the money. 164 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,624 - I thought that was a joke. - Well, it wasn't. 165 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,168 I got in touch with Mark Cuban, the owner of the Dallas Mavericks. 166 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,087 - I know who he is. - Then get excited 167 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:45,005 'cause he's gonna give us $5 million so you can build 168 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:47,007 - a shiny new factory. - Is that what he told you? 169 00:07:47,175 --> 00:07:48,592 No, but I'm hoping that's what he'll tell me. 170 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:51,095 - So get excited! - I don't like being left in the dark, Turtle. 171 00:07:51,263 --> 00:07:52,513 If my family business is being discussed, 172 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:54,515 I expect to be the one who's discussing it. 173 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,976 - I'm sorry. - I'm coming to LA to see you today. 174 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:59,812 In the meantime I don't want you talking about my company to anyone. 175 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,106 - What do you mean? - I mean don't talk about me. 176 00:08:02,274 --> 00:08:03,399 Don't talk about my tequila. 177 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:05,526 Don't even mention the name, not to anyone, do you understand? 178 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,611 - Carlos, that... - I'll be at your house at 3:00 sharp. 179 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,738 Be waiting. 180 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:11,824 (sighs) 181 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,035 Ari: Pete Berg is very excited. 182 00:08:15,203 --> 00:08:17,538 - That's great, Ari. - But I'm not gonna lie to you. 183 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:20,624 He's heard the rumors and he wants to sit down with you and talk. 184 00:08:20,792 --> 00:08:24,086 That's fine. I have a couple of things I want to talk to him about also. 185 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,338 - Oh yeah? Like what? - A couple casting ideas I got. 186 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:28,549 Okay, we'll see if we can set up a meeting this week. 187 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,718 See if you can set it up for today. 188 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:34,013 - I don't know if he's available today. - Well, call him and find out. 189 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:36,056 - Is E around today? - I don't need E there. 190 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:37,892 I don't know if I'm going to be around today. 191 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,227 - I don't need a babysitter, Ari. - Are you okay? 192 00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:42,271 Yeah, it's fine. I just want to get things moving. 193 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:44,607 - I can hear that. - Okay, call me back. 194 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,276 You got it. 195 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:48,694 Why am I here? 196 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,571 Because I want you to help me pick out a suit. 197 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,364 You always pick out your own suits 198 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:53,991 and you've done nothing but sit on the phone, 199 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:56,702 - which you promised you wouldn't do. - Because it was Vince. 200 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,496 It was an exception and I am all yours now, no distractions. 201 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,498 - What do you think of the suit? - Well, I... 202 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:03,959 Dana! Dana! 203 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,672 Dana. Hey! 204 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,382 - Ari. - Good to see you. 205 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,551 - You too. What's up? - You're in town. 206 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:15,512 Yeah, for a minute. I got a couple book signings to do. 207 00:09:15,680 --> 00:09:17,973 Well listen, I'm seeing you next week, right? 208 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,683 I was gonna call you. 209 00:09:19,851 --> 00:09:21,227 Why would you call me if I'm gonna see you? 210 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:24,396 Oh God, I'm an asshole. Ari, I didn't want you to be my agent. 211 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:26,607 I wanted to be involved with the NFL team. 212 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,108 Involved how? 213 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:29,735 - Good seats for one. - Done. 214 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,820 And then I was, you know, hoping it would help promote 215 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:33,280 my scholarship foundation, so... 216 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,324 but since you're not involved, I figure, why... 217 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:37,326 Listen, you can be as involved as you want to be. 218 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:38,661 Ari, I am involved... 219 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:41,247 through Amanda Daniels now that she's bringing in the team. 220 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,582 - Where'd you hear that? - I met with her yesterday. 221 00:09:43,750 --> 00:09:46,001 I'm sorry, man. I gotta go, okay? 222 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:47,586 I'll catch up. 223 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,799 Jennie: Look, animation isn't that bad, you know? 224 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:53,550 I mean, you work an hour a week 225 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:56,428 and you still get time to audition for shows whenever you want. 226 00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:59,098 - I had a friend that did it. - Did he get any other parts? 227 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,976 - No, but he didn't have any talent. - And you think I do? 228 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,770 I watch "Viking Quest" reruns on Spike. 229 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,897 Really? And you like them? 230 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,732 I'm freaky, but yeah, I love them. 231 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:12,069 Where's that accent from? You Canadian or something? 232 00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:14,655 - I'm British. - I knew it was somewhere smart. 233 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:16,907 - The smartest. - Hey look, Jennie, would you mind 234 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,785 reading Billy's treatment and taking a look at the monkey drawings? 235 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,036 Yeah, I'd love to. 236 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,122 Then maybe I could come in and we could chat about it. 237 00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:25,291 - Of course. - But do me a favor, 238 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,961 let me know when E's not in the office because I don't want to see him right now. 239 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:31,672 Uh, yeah, you've got it. Bye for now. 240 00:10:31,840 --> 00:10:33,507 Bye. 241 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,053 What the fuck did she look like again? 242 00:10:38,221 --> 00:10:41,140 Okay well, he's coming in, but he doesn't want to see you. 243 00:10:42,851 --> 00:10:44,476 (huffs) So what am I supposed to do? 244 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:46,395 Go meet Vince and Pete Berg. 245 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:49,606 All right, I'll go. 246 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,567 - See you later. - Bye. 247 00:10:51,735 --> 00:10:54,486 - Hey, are we still not talking? - Go fuck yourself. 248 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:57,281 You wanna email me that so I don't forget it? 249 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,536 - I love it. - It's really good. 250 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:05,164 Yeah. I got Mark Cuban thinking about investing in it. 251 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:06,915 Really? Maybe I'll invest too. 252 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:08,334 Yeah? 253 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,877 Yeah, but you better not lose my money, man. 254 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,504 Because I'll kill you, Turtle. And Cuban too. 255 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,715 - I'm serious. - You don't want that, Turtle. 256 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,593 - Calm down, Bri. - Turtle, what are you doing? 257 00:11:17,761 --> 00:11:20,054 - What? - Carlos told you not to talk about this. 258 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,930 I got nothing else to talk about. 259 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:23,974 - Turtle, that's your girl? - (phone ringing) 260 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,684 - Yeah. - She's good. 261 00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:28,562 - Hello? - Turtle, Kenny Austin. 262 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,939 Hey, Ken. It's Cuban's guy. 263 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:32,524 Zzzt! 264 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,151 - How are you? - Great, thanks. 265 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,028 Please thank Mark again for the other night. 266 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:37,946 Why don't you thank him yourself in person? 267 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,574 He would love for you and Alex to come out this weekend. 268 00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,242 Wow, we'd love that. 269 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,244 In the meantime, let's talk tequila. 270 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:47,414 - Okay. - We did some research 271 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,458 and Mark and I are impressed with the company. 272 00:11:49,626 --> 00:11:52,419 - That's great. - So I wanted to run some things by you 273 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:55,005 - regarding how we can get involved. - Uh-huh. 274 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,800 How come I feel like I'm talking to a wall? 275 00:11:57,967 --> 00:12:00,386 - You're not. I'm listening. - But you're not speaking. 276 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,638 I'm sorry. I spoke to Carlos this morning 277 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:05,599 and he prefers to speak on behalf of Avión himself. 278 00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:07,726 I'll speak to whoever I need to speak to. 279 00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,395 I'm meeting him today at 3:00. 280 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,814 I could talk to him and get him to meet you. 281 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,440 You know, we just left San Fran. 282 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:16,777 So how about Mark and I come by and we all talk together? 283 00:12:16,945 --> 00:12:17,986 Uh... 284 00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:20,072 Text me the address and we'll see you there. 285 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,658 Okay. 286 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:28,330 - Where's Amanda? - She's on a plane from Dallas. 287 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:31,083 - Is she meeting with Jerry Jones? - Ari, I don't know. 288 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,918 - Is she coming back here? - At some point. 289 00:12:33,086 --> 00:12:35,421 - All right, I'm gonna wait for her. - Ari, you can't wait in there. 290 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:39,049 - Call the fucking cops. - (slams) 291 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,468 Yeah, it's funny when you read it with your accent. 292 00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,971 - No, it's just funny. - He's a gorilla. 293 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:46,932 Yeah, but he's a cute gorilla. 294 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,394 Yeah, he does kinda look like me. 295 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,688 Doesn't he? 296 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:58,444 - Something else is going on with you. - What do you mean? 297 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,320 I can hear it in your voice. 298 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,698 You don't even know me. 299 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:05,284 You're right. I'm sorry. 300 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,953 It's just so humiliating. 301 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:11,707 - What is? - I thought I was past selling myself out. 302 00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,710 This isn't selling yourself out. This is good. 303 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:17,588 And you're going to be great in it. Can't you see that? 304 00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,674 To be honest with you, when they first showed it to me, 305 00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,968 I thought they were making fun of me. 306 00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,637 I was embarrassed and then I couldn't turn back. 307 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,182 You can and nobody is making fun of you. 308 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:31,143 But this could be a life changer. 309 00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:33,854 - You think? - Look, take the meeting with Phil, 310 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:37,316 and if you still don't like what he has to say, then tell him to fuck off. 311 00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,902 Yeah, okay. 312 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,280 Yeah. 313 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:49,453 - (Berg chats) - Hey, guys, sorry I'm late. 314 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:51,288 Uh... 315 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:54,875 Pete, this is my manager Eric who's supposed to be out of town today. 316 00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:57,211 I'm not, I'm here. So what's going on? 317 00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,631 I was just about to tell Pete that out of all the meetings I've had on this, 318 00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,967 it is so refreshing to have someone with ideas for a change. 319 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:06,220 - Don't kiss my ass, Vince. - I'm sorry. 320 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:10,182 I got Ari and this guy in my head telling me to watch myself. 321 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,601 I don't care about the rumors. I care about making a movie. 322 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,520 Me too. You have nothing to worry about. 323 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,271 - Nothing at all, Pete. - Yeah, I know. 324 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,732 'Cause, see, I don't really care if you marry three porn stars. 325 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:22,027 Marry a call girl. Marry some dude whose sole job is to get you heroin. 326 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:25,030 I don't care, just show up ready to work, on time. 327 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,533 - All right. - If you don't, I will kick the shit out of you. 328 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,993 - There's no reason to make threats. - It's not a threat, it's a fact. 329 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,954 I'll kick the shit out of you too. Don't fuck around. 330 00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:34,414 - It's not gonna be a problem. - Good. 331 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,208 Okay, well then... 332 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,503 Wait. I have one idea I'd like to run by Pete. 333 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,298 - You know I'm dating Sasha Grey, right? - I heard. 334 00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:46,176 - She's talented. - I've seen her work. 335 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,220 I saw her in the Soderbergh thing 336 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,264 and what was the other movie? The... 337 00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:52,307 - Both: "Smash Cut." - "Smash Cut." 338 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,560 She actually wasn't horrible in "Smash Cut." I saw it. 339 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,229 Do you think you could use her in this? 340 00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:01,441 I... I hate working with couples. I think that's a huge mistake. 341 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,986 I think it's a terrible idea too. We're thrilled you're on board, Pete. 342 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,989 - It's just a suggestion. - She'll read if you need her to. 343 00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,908 - Vince, you serious? - We have great chemistry. 344 00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,580 I'll tell you what we could do. She could, um... 345 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,332 uh, Jim Logan's secretary, right? 346 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,252 - I mean, kinda the Lois Lane thing. - Exactly. 347 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,129 - Maybe a small part. - Yes! 348 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,673 If there's a sequel, she kills. How about that? 349 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:26,800 - All right? That work for you? - That's perfect. 350 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:27,509 - All right, okay. - Thank you. 351 00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,096 Carlos, so happy to see you. 352 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,639 The feeling's not mutual. 353 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,266 You know my attorney Edgar Munez? 354 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,934 Ah, thought he was your hit man. 355 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,311 He's both. 356 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:39,271 Are you gonna invite us in? 357 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,273 I am, I am. Come in, come in. 358 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,609 - I have a little surprise for you too. - As I have for you. 359 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,986 Edgar has prepared a non-disclosure agreement 360 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:48,655 which legally binds you from discussing my company. 361 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,782 - I already agreed not to discuss it. - I know, 362 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,619 but this makes it legal and if you don't sign it, Edgar will break your legs. 363 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,121 Okay yeah, I'll sign. But first I got someone I want you to meet 364 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,206 - who you can discuss the company with. - What? 365 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,125 Carlos, this is Mark Cuban 366 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,336 and his business partners Ken Austin 367 00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:05,255 - and Kevin Shaw. - Pleasure. 368 00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,382 - I love your tequila, sir. - Cuban: Great to meet you. 369 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,469 - What is this, an ambush? - We thought just a pleasant meeting. 370 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:13,805 Unless you're prepared to give me $5 million to build my new factory, it won't be. 371 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,975 Oh, I'm prepared. In fact, we'd like to contribute even more. 372 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:19,311 - Kevin, show him the bottle. - What is this? 373 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,522 I had this specially designed. This is hot. 374 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,024 Ken: That's to show you how we're going 375 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,568 to bring your company to the States with a bang. 376 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:29,488 - Did you know about this? - No. 377 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,783 - But I do like it. - My father designed the original bottle 378 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,534 with his own hands. Did you know that? 379 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,120 - No. - We meant no disrespect, Carlos. 380 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:40,666 The original is beautiful. We just thought this was an updated version. 381 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,335 It's shit. 382 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,712 Now do you have $5 million for me or not? 383 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,215 Yeah, but we thought we'd discuss terms. 384 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,050 The terms are my terms or no terms. 385 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,928 What if I just bought your fucking company? 386 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,429 - It's not for sale. - Yes it is. 387 00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:55,597 - Go to hell. - Hey. 388 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,933 I'll call you, Turtle. 389 00:17:01,104 --> 00:17:03,271 - Jesus Christ, Turtle. - What the hell was that, Carlos? 390 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:05,691 - Jesus fucking Christ! - What are you so upset about? 391 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,193 I'm upset because I don't want to sell my company, not for any price! 392 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,779 - You don't have to sell it. - This is my family's company, Turtle. 393 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,906 I have a brother. An older brother 394 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,826 who doesn't give a shit about the business and has wanted to sell it for years. 395 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,453 Now it's only a matter of time before your billionaire friend tracks him down. 396 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,330 - Don't you have to agree? - No I don't. 397 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:23,375 He's the eldest son. My father gave him more shares than he gave to me. 398 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,210 - So what does this mean? - It means 399 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:27,587 that you may have just lost me Avión. 400 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,885 (phone ringing) 401 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:39,433 - Hey. - Are you on your way? I'm sitting here. 402 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,227 - Absolutely, baby. - Have you not left your office yet? 403 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:45,230 Yeah, I... I've... I'm stuck in traffic. I'll be there in five. 404 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,774 - Okay, and leave your phone in the car. - You got it, baby. 405 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,987 - (rings) - Ari Gold's office. 406 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:54,781 - Meet me in front of Wolfgang's right now! - You got it. 407 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,950 I've been waiting for 15 minutes. 408 00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,327 - Don't take it personally. - Personally? 409 00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:01,079 They want me to be the star of this show 410 00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,373 yet Phil keeps me sitting around like a jerkoff? 411 00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,126 I'd like to see him make Simon Cowell wait around like this. 412 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:09,045 - Phil's probably in another meeting. - Well, he shouldn't be. 413 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,714 Hang on, hang on. 414 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:14,342 Excuse me, could you check and see when Phil might be ready to see me? 415 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,762 - 'Cause I have another meeting after this. - Sure. 416 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,972 - What was your name again? - Are you kidding me? 417 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:22,100 Did you hear that? Why won't they treat me right? 418 00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,936 - They will and they are. - It doesn't feel that way to me. 419 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:27,022 - Johnny. - What? 420 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,858 - Take a deep breath. - I can't. I can't even breathe right now. 421 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,444 - Why are you freaking out? - I didn't tell you earlier, 422 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,821 but my condo's being foreclosed on. 423 00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,157 Nobody knows. Not even Vince. 424 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,451 Johnny, I'm so sorry. 425 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,662 Naw, it's my own fault. I overextended myself again. 426 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,457 Look, you're about to be the star of your own show. 427 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,125 - Just trust me. - I do. 428 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,336 - Call me after, okay? - I will. 429 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:51,630 - Hey, Jennie? - Yeah? 430 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,298 Thanks. 431 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,300 You're welcome. Bye. 432 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,136 Bye. 433 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,264 Hey, Johnny, sorry for the wait. 434 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,767 It took a little longer than I thought to set up, 435 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,436 but I am ready for you right now in the conference room. 436 00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:09,481 You know what, Phil? We don't need to meet. 437 00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,982 It's good. Make the deal. 438 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,235 I'm in. Later. 439 00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,535 Let's wrap all of this. 440 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,203 He's in. 441 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,413 (cheering) 442 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:32,170 (grunting) 443 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,799 - Why are you drinking so much? - Crazy week, that's all. 444 00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:37,843 - Bad meeting? - She didn't even show. 445 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,178 And you're stressed you don't have your BlackBerry. 446 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:43,890 You try going without a hair blowout for a week. It's an adjustment. 447 00:19:44,058 --> 00:19:47,394 (laughs) Well, that's what we usually look like. 448 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,190 No no, he's ugly. 449 00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,693 Well well well, looky here. 450 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,653 There he is. How are you? 451 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:59,322 - Hi, Vince. - I don't believe you've met my girlfriend. 452 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,824 - No. - Hi, I'm Sasha. 453 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,868 - Hello, Sasha. - You're throwing out the first pitch 454 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,536 at my kid's Little League game, right? 455 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,205 - I'll be there. Wouldn't miss it. - The kids are so excited. 456 00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:10,584 Me too. Ah, looks like this is the place to be tonight. 457 00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:13,086 - Who's here? - My ex. 458 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:16,590 - Vince: Have a good dinner. - Sasha: Night. 459 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:20,135 - Vince doesn't look that great. - Yeah, I don't feel that great. 460 00:20:21,387 --> 00:20:22,721 I gotta go to the bathroom. 461 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:25,765 - You just went to the bathroom. - That was two Scotches ago. 462 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:27,893 Are you carrying your BlackBerry? 463 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,478 I swear on our children's lives 464 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,772 I have no BlackBerry on my person. 465 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,441 - Okay. - All right. 466 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,170 - (phone chimes) ...very unique opportunity here. 467 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:57,923 Ari. 468 00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,758 I was gonna call you in the morning. 469 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,593 I wanna talk to you right now. 470 00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,304 - Well... - Man: Ari Gold! 471 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,767 - Yeah? - It's your waiter. 472 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,269 Your wife asked me to make sure you weren't up to no good in here. 473 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,979 Appreciate that. Coming out. 474 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,108 Oooh, Pete Berg, he's sexy. 475 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,235 - Well, you can't fuck him. - (laughs) 476 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:22,614 - He's a big fan of your work though. - Who isn't? 477 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,909 - So you think you can play a secretary? - What do you mean? 478 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:29,788 'Cause Berg thinks you can. And he says this could be a major part in the sequel. 479 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,873 Oh my God, this is amazing, Vince. 480 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:33,333 - So you want to do it? - Yeah. 481 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,752 - Oh, I'm so relieved. - Why? 482 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:38,171 Well, now we can spend three weeks together doing a movie 483 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:40,507 and I don't have to watch you taking it from your ex on film. 484 00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:43,134 - When does this shoot? - I don't know. 485 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:45,470 But you wouldn't do both. 486 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:48,181 - Why not? - Because you said you wouldn't. 487 00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,267 - I never said that. - Yeah, you did. 488 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:53,853 We were talking about what superpowers you wanted. 489 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,231 I was joking. Did you force him 490 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:58,692 to put me into this movie so I wouldn't do mine? 491 00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:00,652 I didn't force anything. Pete wants you in it 492 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,696 and I don't want to watch you fucking other dudes. 493 00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:05,198 - I thought this was settled. - So did I. 494 00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:07,325 I can't handle this. 495 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,995 - What's the problem? - I love you. 496 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:12,122 What? 497 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:15,375 - Forget it. - Jesus Christ. 498 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,752 Sasha... 499 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,421 Sasha! 500 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,339 - Sasha. - What, Vince? 501 00:22:21,507 --> 00:22:23,091 - I'm sorry. - Don't back down now. 502 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,510 You said what you meant, be a man and own up to it. 503 00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:26,803 Okay, I love you. 504 00:22:26,971 --> 00:22:28,471 It sounds more like you're trying to control me. 505 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:30,724 I'm not trying to control you. 506 00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:33,351 I've taken care of myself since I was 14. 507 00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,187 I don't need you to fucking pretend like you love me. 508 00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,648 - I'm not pretending. - You wanna fuck me? 509 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:41,401 I... I don't want to share you. 510 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,862 - You wanna mark your territory? - Yeah. 511 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,864 Do it. Do it. 512 00:22:46,907 --> 00:22:48,783 (sighs) 513 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,873 You know, slow down, Ari. 514 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:57,792 That is the woman who is attempting to destroy my life. 515 00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,919 - And let it go right now. - Never. 516 00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:02,589 This is not very pleasant. 517 00:23:02,757 --> 00:23:04,966 Get used to it. It's gonna get worse. 518 00:23:05,134 --> 00:23:06,217 Jesus, Ari... okay. 519 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,427 Calm down. Stay calm. 520 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,763 Hello, you must be Ari's wife. 521 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,474 And you must be the one that sent the tapes of my husband. 522 00:23:12,641 --> 00:23:15,602 - I'd like to explain that actually. - Walk away, Amanda. 523 00:23:15,770 --> 00:23:18,438 But you just called me and said you wanted to talk. 524 00:23:18,606 --> 00:23:20,398 What... he just called you? 525 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:24,444 - Yes, and then he hung up on me. - Just walk the fuck away. 526 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,738 - It must have been from the bathroom. - Okay look, 527 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:29,324 I'm sitting here with my husband trying to have a nice meal. 528 00:23:29,492 --> 00:23:31,242 Perhaps the two of you could speak tomorrow? 529 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,369 Absolutely. Understood. 530 00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:36,122 - I'm sorry to disturb you. - You're sorry? You're sorry for what? 531 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,751 You're sorry for leaking slanderous, 532 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,295 - out-of-context nonsense... - Sit down, Ari. 533 00:23:42,463 --> 00:23:45,799 - About me, huh? And then rifling through all my hard work 534 00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:48,218 - to steal my football team? - Lower your voice. 535 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,928 - Fuck you, okay? Fuck you. - Ari! 536 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:52,472 No, hold on a second. I've never hit a woman in my entire life, 537 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,934 but I swear to God, in my mind right now I am pummeling your smug face 538 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,603 to a pulp for everything that you did to me, my career 539 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:00,980 and my family. But not to worry, all right? 540 00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:03,566 Because I will prevail because I'm a winner 541 00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:06,277 and you're a whore with more cleavage than talent. 542 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:09,781 And I will not stop until I destroy you! 543 00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:12,117 Mr. Gold, I have to insist that you leave. 544 00:24:12,284 --> 00:24:14,786 Excellent choice, because I have a life to destroy. 545 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:17,038 You just did... beautifully, I might add. 546 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,290 - Because all I wanted to tell you... - Yeah? 547 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,293 - Was that I didn't send the tapes. I discovered that my assistant, 548 00:24:22,461 --> 00:24:25,130 now ex-assistant took it upon himself to do so. 549 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:27,382 See, he worked for you once upon a time 550 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:29,342 and he had his own vengeance in mind. 551 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,137 And as for the NFL, 552 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:35,140 I've been trying to contact you, call you, email you, 553 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:38,017 to get you back involved, but I guess you were too distracted 554 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:40,103 thinking about, I don't know, my cleavage 555 00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:43,022 to think that I actually had something to offer you. 556 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:44,983 See, they and I 557 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:48,820 thought despite all that had happened that you could still be an asset to us. 558 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:51,656 I don't anymore. 559 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:03,001 - Let's get out of here, baby. - I'll meet you at home. 560 00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:05,336 - Let's get... - I will meet you at home! 561 00:25:11,010 --> 00:25:13,094 I'm sorry about that. 562 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,725 What about a vodka company? 563 00:25:18,893 --> 00:25:20,560 We don't want a vodka company, Turtle. 564 00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:23,271 Or a water company? Wahlberg's got one. 565 00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:25,565 We convince him to sell, make him the spokesperson. 566 00:25:25,733 --> 00:25:27,400 We don't want water. 567 00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:30,028 What about Marilyn Manson's Mansinthe? 568 00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:35,825 Turtle, do you know that Texas shares an 840-mile border with Mexico? 569 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:37,410 No, I didn't know that. 570 00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:39,746 Well, it does. So I don't want water. 571 00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:42,207 I don't want vodka. I want tequila. 572 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,918 I want to make it the official drink of the Mavs. 573 00:25:45,961 --> 00:25:48,046 (laughing) 574 00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:51,674 Well? 575 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:54,260 He wants to make Avión the official drink of the Mavs. 576 00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:57,555 No wonder! This stuff is great. And I know hard liquor. 577 00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,766 - You got any more? - Check the cabinets. 578 00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:02,101 You should make a banana-flavored version 579 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:04,729 and make it the official drink of my show. 580 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:07,732 - We could all benefit. - You don't flavor tequila, Drama. 581 00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:09,901 Plus the deal's not done yet and I'm pretty sure 582 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,111 I'd be the one who'd stand to benefit from such things. 583 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:15,156 I don't know, Billy. Stars rule, baby. 584 00:26:15,324 --> 00:26:18,076 Your agency rules. Don't fuck with us, Billy. 585 00:26:18,244 --> 00:26:20,703 (laughs) You hear him? Agencies rule? 586 00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:22,622 You're too funny, Lloyd. 587 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:27,961 I couldn't find the tequila, but I did find this. 588 00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:31,756 - What the fuck is that? - Well, it ain't baking soda, bro. 589 00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,343 Sweet Jesus. 590 00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:38,263 ♪ Let's go all the way in on this one ♪ 591 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:41,391 ♪ Some of the smartest dummies ♪ 592 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,601 ♪ Can read the language of Egyptian mummies ♪ 593 00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:45,228 ♪ And a flag on the moon ♪ 594 00:26:45,396 --> 00:26:47,272 ♪ And can't find food for the starving tummies ♪ 595 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,982 ♪ Pay no mind to the youths ♪ 596 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,192 ♪ 'Cause it's not like the future depends on it ♪ 597 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,902 ♪ But save the animals in the zoo ♪ 598 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:55,196 ♪ 'Cause the chimpanzee, dem a make big money ♪ 599 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:58,199 ♪ This is how the media pillages, on the TV the picture is ♪ 600 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:01,703 ♪ Savages in villages and the scientists still can't explain the pyramids ♪ 601 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:05,707 ♪ Huh, evangelists making a living on the videos of ribs of the little kids ♪ 602 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:07,709 ♪ Stereotyping the image of the images ♪ 603 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:09,711 ♪ And this is what the image is ♪ 604 00:27:09,878 --> 00:27:14,007 ♪ You buy a khaki pants and all of a sudden you is a Indiana Jones ♪ 605 00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:17,468 ♪ And a thief all the gold and thief all the scrolls and even the buried bones ♪ 606 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:21,222 ♪ Some of the worst paparazzis I've ever seen and I've ever known ♪ 607 00:27:21,390 --> 00:27:23,516 ♪ Put the worst on display so the world can see ♪ 608 00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,435 ♪ And that's all that we'll ever show ♪ 609 00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,770 ♪ So the ones in the West will never move East ♪ 610 00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:29,564 ♪ And feel they could be at home ♪ 611 00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:31,524 ♪ Get tricked by the beast, but where dem gonna flee ♪ 612 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,234 ♪ When the monster is fully grown ♪ 613 00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:35,403 ♪ Solomonic lineage where dem still can't defeat ♪ 614 00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:37,405 ♪ And them coulda never clone ♪ 615 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:40,742 ♪ My spiritual DNA that prints in my soul and I will forever own ♪ 616 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:43,411 ♪ Lord, yeah. ♪