1 00:00:06,507 --> 00:00:08,466 (THEME MUSlC PLAYlNG) 2 00:01:15,993 --> 00:01:18,619 l gotta tell you, hotel living ain't all bad. 3 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:20,580 Yeah, especially when you're not paying for any of it. 4 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:22,540 Who are you judging? You're not paying for it either. 5 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,208 -But l offered to. -So did l. 6 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,294 But Vince knew how traumatized l was 7 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:28,171 from burning down the house, didn't wanna make me feel worse. 8 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,089 -That makes a lot of sense. -(KNOCK ON DOOR) 9 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,508 -Yo. -Yo. 10 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:34,343 Why you dressed like it's '04? 11 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,304 All my clothes burned up in the fire. 12 00:01:36,388 --> 00:01:38,598 "Why are you dressed for a bisexual paintball tournament?" 13 00:01:38,682 --> 00:01:39,766 -is a better question. -Agreed. 14 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:42,185 Bisexual? This shirt is mad hetero. 15 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:43,811 Look at these pythons. 16 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:46,063 You can clearly see l'm hiding an eight-pack under it. 17 00:01:46,356 --> 00:01:48,733 You haven't had an eight-pack to hide since the early '70s, Drama. 18 00:01:48,817 --> 00:01:50,234 -lf then. -Whatever. 19 00:01:50,486 --> 00:01:53,613 -How's baby bro? -Baby bro could not be better, Johnny. 20 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,032 -Good morning to all. -ALL: Morning. 21 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,283 -You sleep? -Not a wink. 22 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:59,202 -Weird shirt, Johnny. -Really? 23 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:01,788 -TURTLE: What have you got there, Vin? -A script. 24 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:03,956 -For what? -Johnny's movie. 25 00:02:04,041 --> 00:02:05,541 -Nice. -You wrote it? 26 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:08,252 l couldn't sleep. l just had to get it out. 27 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:10,630 -lt's only 20 pages. -lt's just an outline. 28 00:02:10,714 --> 00:02:13,049 DRAMA: Whatever it is, l love the proactive effort. 29 00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:16,344 -l'm still the lead, right, bro? -Of course you are. 30 00:02:16,428 --> 00:02:17,970 -Nice. -(TURTLE SlGHS) 31 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:21,182 -So how's it look? -Your grammar's horrible. 32 00:02:21,350 --> 00:02:22,975 -Who cares? -We were in the same classes 33 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:24,018 34 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,645 lt's just shocking to me you can't punctuate. 35 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:27,647 lt was all stream of consciousness. 36 00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,148 You can't really spell either, Vin. 37 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:32,235 "Faithful" is F-A-l-T-H-F-E-L. 38 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,653 -lt's O-L. -No, it isn't. 39 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:35,571 -DRAMA: So says you. -Are you guys all illiterate? 40 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,532 Mrs. Carbone would shoot herself if she heard this. 41 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:39,325 Who cares about my spelling or grammar? 42 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,160 That's not what this is about. 43 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:44,539 This is about a start. A good start to a great story. 44 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:45,665 We're gonna find you a great writer 45 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,500 -to help you flesh this thing out. -l already found one. 46 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,335 -ln your room? -l was thinking, 47 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,379 since Billy did such a great job on Johnny's show, 48 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:52,630 we should give him the first shot at this. 49 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:53,881 -What do you think? -l like it. 50 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:55,174 -(PHONE RlNGlNG) -l love it. 51 00:02:55,259 --> 00:02:57,677 The guy knows my voice like Scorsese knows De Niro's. 52 00:02:58,136 --> 00:03:00,012 -(CHUCKLES) -Sloan? 53 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:02,974 Wow, she must really want you to get your shit out of her place, huh? 54 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:05,601 l guess so. Hello? 55 00:03:06,228 --> 00:03:07,895 -Hey, Eric. -Hey. 56 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,438 Fuck you! 57 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:14,235 What'd she say? 58 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,822 -"Fuck you"? -That's harsh. 59 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,907 -Yeah, l'd say. -Can somebody really be that mad 60 00:03:19,992 --> 00:03:22,451 -about leftover socks and underwear? -l don't know. 61 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:25,288 -At least she called you. -You still haven't gotten ahold ofAlex? 62 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,957 One tequila ad and the girl thinks she's Angelina Jolie. 63 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,917 Well, maybe if you were a little more Brad Pitt, 64 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:32,712 -she'd share the spotlight with you. -l don't want the spotlight. 65 00:03:32,796 --> 00:03:34,714 -l just want to talk to my girlfriend. -lt's tough adjusting 66 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:37,258 to the attention she's getting. Give her a little more time, Turtle. 67 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:39,260 Yeah. And what do l do about Sloan? 68 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:41,554 Well, l'd get my shit out of there before she works herself up 69 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:44,265 -into an Elin Nordegren state. -l'll go today. 70 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,641 VlNCE: Want me to roll with? ERlC: l'm fine. 71 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,143 l'll just make sure she's not there. 72 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:50,313 Make sure to leave a mess. That'll show her not to talk to you like that. 73 00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:52,773 -Good thinking. -l was gonna say jerk off on the bed. 74 00:03:52,858 --> 00:03:55,026 -Yeah, that's even a better idea, Turtle. -All right, off to work. 75 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,944 -Have fun, kids. -(ERlC LAUGHS) 76 00:03:58,113 --> 00:04:00,197 Still hard to believe he's got a job. 77 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,116 (ELEVATOR DlNGS) 78 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,994 -Good morning, Ari. -Why are you lying in wait, Lloyd? 79 00:04:05,329 --> 00:04:07,747 l had some things to tell you and wanted to be sure to catch you 80 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:10,374 -before you got distracted. -Can it wait till l get to my office? 81 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:12,835 Well, there's two things. l can tell you one now 82 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,712 -and one when we get to your office. -You pregnant? 83 00:04:16,006 --> 00:04:18,591 l'd never carry a baby after all the hard work l've put into this body. 84 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,593 -Speak. -l had my breakfast meeting 85 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,678 -with Steven Levitan this morning. -Congrats. 86 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,513 You gonna be the new gay on Modern Family? 87 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:26,307 No. l'm gonna be the new agent 88 00:04:26,391 --> 00:04:28,267 of one of the biggest showrunners in the business. 89 00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:30,394 -Very impressive. -lt's not a done deal. 90 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:32,855 Well, make it a done deal and l'll pay for the lipo 91 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:35,358 so you can stop fretting about all that failed dieting. 92 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:37,401 Keep going. 93 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:39,612 Well, Mr. Levitan is concerned 94 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,447 that this may not be the smartest place for him, 95 00:04:41,531 --> 00:04:43,449 seeing as how our TV department is kind of defunct. 96 00:04:43,533 --> 00:04:45,952 -Well, tell him it isn't. -l'm not a good liar, Ari. 97 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:49,080 Truth is, it needs a new head and l'd like to be the one to re-funct it. 98 00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:51,123 -ls that the second thing? -No. 99 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:52,917 Well, tell that to me and then l'll decide. 100 00:04:53,043 --> 00:04:55,461 -This one is harder to share. -You've got 30 seconds! 101 00:04:55,837 --> 00:04:57,463 -My meeting was at Flay's. -Did they take 102 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,423 the Ari golden corn tamale off the menu? 103 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:01,509 -No, it's still there. -What? 104 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:04,762 Speak or l'll rip your tongue out and serve it to my son's lizard. 105 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:06,847 Your wife was there also. 106 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:10,309 -My wife hates that place. -l know. 107 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,687 -That's why l found it strange. -Jake! 108 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:15,064 Call Flay's and get Robert on the phone. Who was she with? 109 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:17,817 l didn't see anyone. And she left in a hurry. l don't think she saw me. 110 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:20,319 -Wait, what are you gonna do? -l'm gonna do what you should have done: 111 00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,321 -find out who she was with. -They said he's not there. 112 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:24,907 l want you to call any one of his 50 trillion restaurants 113 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,076 -and when you get him, get me. -Where are you going? 114 00:05:27,244 --> 00:05:29,036 l'm gonna take off. Clear my schedule. 115 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:30,955 Him too. You're coming with me. 116 00:05:31,039 --> 00:05:33,374 Do you think that's wise given the state of the TV department? 117 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,625 l don't give a fuck about the TV department. 118 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,544 All l care about is who convinced my wife 119 00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:38,713 to go to a restaurant she hates! 120 00:05:39,089 --> 00:05:42,049 Well, if it isn't the balding Kentucky fried chicken. 121 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:44,844 -You're pissing me off, Ronald! -Why? What did l say? 122 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:49,015 -You told me you had sex with my wife. -Ruffy! l fucking love this. 123 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,183 Kids, get out here! 124 00:05:51,435 --> 00:05:52,560 You having fun with this, Billy? 125 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:53,894 l'm having the time of my life. 126 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:56,188 You and Johnny have amazing chemistry, 127 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,190 probably more so than we did in Medellin. 128 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,859 -Ah, just show it to him. -Show me what? 129 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,652 -Vince wrote a script. -(CLEARS THROAT) 130 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,572 What is it? A short? 131 00:06:04,656 --> 00:06:06,032 -Hey. -Hey. 132 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:07,700 The producer's come to check on his workers. 133 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:09,326 -Good to see you, Phil. -What's going on, Eric? Vince. 134 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:10,369 Show's looking great. 135 00:06:10,454 --> 00:06:12,538 -Right, isn't it? Come on. -Really funny. 136 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:15,499 -Hey guys, let's call it for today. -DRAMA: Almost a two-hour day. 137 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,334 God, l love this job! 138 00:06:17,461 --> 00:06:19,920 Vince, what do you think? Your brother gonna be a star or what? 139 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:21,255 l'm loving what l'm seeing, Phil. 140 00:06:21,339 --> 00:06:22,715 -How you doing? -Great. 141 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:25,301 Yeah. My brother had a meth problem. 142 00:06:25,427 --> 00:06:27,094 lt's been a tough road, but he's fighting the fight. 143 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:28,804 You ever need someone to talk to... 144 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,389 -Thanks. -You got it, bro. 145 00:06:30,474 --> 00:06:31,849 Hey Phil, you like that scene? 146 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:35,352 -Yeah, it looks great. -(BOTH LAUGH) 147 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:37,980 Hopefully, an audience will think so as well, huh? 148 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:40,024 Why wouldn't they? 149 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,985 l'm just saying. We're testing the show this afternoon. 150 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:45,613 -Came by to let you guys know. -Well, how are you feeling about it? 151 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,615 -How am l feeling about what? -The show, Phil. 152 00:06:47,824 --> 00:06:49,992 l feel confident. Andrew, l feel confident. 153 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:52,286 You know what? Maybe l'm not as confident as you. 154 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:56,624 Can we come along, maybe see a real audience possibly laugh at this stuff? 155 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:59,418 That would make me feel more confident. What about you, Drama? 156 00:06:59,503 --> 00:07:01,629 Come on, what happened to you, Andrew, huh? 157 00:07:01,838 --> 00:07:04,799 This guy used to sell out arenas, just him and a mike. 158 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:08,177 Yeah, well, that was a long time ago and now you got me playing an orangutan. 159 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,346 Now look, we've all been humbled in this group here. 160 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:12,681 -Well... -But we will all prevail. 161 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,767 -l hear that. -All right. So is that a yes? 162 00:07:14,893 --> 00:07:16,811 -Can we come watch? -Yeah, you guys can come. 163 00:07:16,895 --> 00:07:18,312 And you... You can come too. 164 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,022 l'll see you later. l'll send everybody the address. 165 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:21,899 -Later, Phil. -You got it. 166 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:23,442 (MUTTERS) Jerkoff. 167 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,945 ls this exciting stuff or what? 168 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,280 -We're gonna murder The Simpsons. -lt's gonna be great. 169 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,782 -Yo, Christian! -Hey, Drama! 170 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,492 Go fuck yourself. 171 00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,410 -What the fuck? -VlNCE: What'd you do? 172 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:37,123 -No clue. -Drama, Drama, can l talk to you a second? 173 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,791 Guys, we'll be right there, okay? Just a walk. 174 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,335 -What? What? -No, no, no. No, l think it's really cute 175 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:44,338 how you and the guys and your manager are like real buddies. 176 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:46,799 Yeah, we've known each other since we were little kids. 177 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,385 -You trust him? -He's like blood. Why? 178 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:52,054 My ex-wife made the deal for me on this show 179 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:54,890 and since the split, l feel exposed, you know? 180 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:56,642 l mean, if something were to come down, 181 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:59,395 l don't know if l'd have the faculties to deal with it. 182 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:02,106 l've been fired off of shows after test screenings. 183 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,316 -Who hasn't? -You think the little guy 184 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,359 might take a meeting with me? 185 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,570 -Yeah, of course. Of course. -Like now? 186 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,572 -E? -Yeah? 187 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,074 Dice is looking for proper representation. 188 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,910 -Yeah? -Yeah. Would you be up for a little sit-down? 189 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:16,370 -Yeah. -Today? 190 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,914 -Today? -Or even sooner. 191 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:20,875 -l can't do it today. -He's gotta clear out 192 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,042 all his stuff from his ex's. 193 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,086 Ah, l've been there too many times. Trust me. 194 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,338 My last ex incinerated all my stuff. 195 00:08:26,423 --> 00:08:29,175 But my partner's at my office right now if you wanna sit down and talk to him. 196 00:08:29,259 --> 00:08:30,926 -That's a great idea. You'll love Scott. -Oh, l get it. 197 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,596 l'm getting handed off already, but l appreciate it. 198 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:36,182 -Not gettin' handed off. -No, l appreciate it, really. Thank you. 199 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,183 Thank you. 200 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,728 Hey Alex, it's me again. 201 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,646 Things are good here, crazy busy, 202 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:45,441 but like l said last night l burned Vince's house down, 203 00:08:45,567 --> 00:08:47,359 so maybe you wanna give me a call back? 204 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,320 -Alex? -Voicemail. 205 00:08:49,779 --> 00:08:51,280 l saw her on TV last night. 206 00:08:51,406 --> 00:08:52,448 -(CHUCKLES) On TV? -Yeah. 207 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,200 At the Heat game, floor seats. 208 00:08:54,326 --> 00:08:56,660 She was wearing her Avión t-shirt and she looked super hot. 209 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,205 l don't wanna get you jealous or anything, 210 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:00,915 but l'm pretty sure Lebron winked at her. 211 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,334 l'm totes kidding. 212 00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:05,294 -Real funny. -(CHUCKLES) 213 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:07,171 (LAUGHS) Oh, is she having so much fun. 214 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,423 Oh, l talked to her last night? 215 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:11,175 She said Miami is beyond dope. 216 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,677 -You talked to her? -Yeah. 217 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,179 Really. 218 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,389 ls that okay? 219 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:19,892 -Totes. -SARAH: You sure? 220 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:22,061 -You seem kind of sad. -Nah. No, l'm not sad. 221 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:25,397 l'm just trying to hold the fort down here, all right? So let's get back to work. 222 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,567 Sarah, Abby, you guys are hitting sunset in the promo van. 223 00:09:28,652 --> 00:09:30,903 And Rachel, l need you hitting all the gyms and spas. 224 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,780 -l want a line out the door tonight, all right? -You got it. 225 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,990 -All right, go! Abby, hold on? -Yeah. 226 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,409 When you talked to Alex, 227 00:09:37,494 --> 00:09:39,662 -did she sound okay? Anything weird? -No. 228 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,872 You're totally being weird though. 229 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:44,833 -No, l'm not. -You're kinda dressed weird. 230 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:51,090 -l was sitting there. -Uh-huh. 231 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:53,509 l had the muesli and, okay, l had a chocolate scone, 232 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,678 -but l work hard and l deserve it. -Where was she? 233 00:09:55,762 --> 00:09:57,554 -Over there. -Was she alone? 234 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,265 LLOYD: l told you, she was just leaving. 235 00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:01,725 -Was there another place setting? -l don't remember. 236 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:03,394 -Focus, Lloyd. -l'm trying, Ari, 237 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,688 but this all has me very rattled. 238 00:10:05,814 --> 00:10:07,773 Mr. Gold! How are you? 239 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:09,692 -Uh, table for two? -Actually no, James. 240 00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,944 l have a question for you. Did you see my wife this morning? 241 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:14,321 Oh, l didn't work this morning. Uh, David did. 242 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,532 -ls everything all right, Mr. Gold? -Yeah. 243 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:19,451 -David? Excuse me. Hey. -Hi, how are you? 244 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:21,161 -Good. -Ah, and you too. Back for more? 245 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:22,788 Actually we're back 'cause l wanna ask you a question. 246 00:10:22,872 --> 00:10:25,708 Did you serve a brunette, pretty, young-looking 40s, this morning? 247 00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,334 -Looks 32. -Yeah, l know your wife. 248 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,419 She comes in every morning. 249 00:10:28,503 --> 00:10:31,547 -Really? Since when? -Last few weeks at least. 250 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,632 -Who did she come with? -No one. 251 00:10:33,717 --> 00:10:36,844 She sits alone. That's so sad. 252 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:41,015 l think she misses you, Ari, and she wants to see your name on the menu. 253 00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:43,434 -Anything else l can do for you? -No, thank you. 254 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,895 -He seems nice. -He's an asshole, Lloyd. 255 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,355 Hey Robbie. 256 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:50,482 Sorry l couldn't help but overhear, Mr. Gold, 257 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,609 but if your wife is here alone every morning, 258 00:10:52,736 --> 00:10:55,446 l'm sure David is trying everything he can to get with her. 259 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:58,324 -Yeah, my wife would not date that guy. -Oh dear. 260 00:10:58,575 --> 00:11:00,326 Rumor is he's already nailed three of the four 261 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:02,077 Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 262 00:11:02,412 --> 00:11:04,830 Bravo couldn't air it because it was too racy. 263 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:07,416 -But he seems so nice. -He's a sociopath. 264 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,919 Probably why he's actually a good actor, unlike most of the waiters in this town. 265 00:11:11,254 --> 00:11:13,088 He's testing for a huge arc on Mad Men today. 266 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,424 My wife would never date a fucking waiter. 267 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,803 Some of us do have good hearts, Mr. Gold, 268 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:21,972 despite our social standing. 269 00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:28,103 -So what's he saying? -Nothing. He hasn't said a word in an hour. 270 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:30,022 -lt's only 20 pages. -l don't know. 271 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:31,899 -He's a deep thinker. -Shh. 272 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:35,486 -Did you find the watch? -No, she probably sold it. 273 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,572 -What the fuck? -l gotta go. 274 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:41,492 -What the hell are you doing? -l was, uh, looking for my watch. 275 00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,452 ln my underwear. 276 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:47,122 l was looking for other things too. What are you doing home from work? 277 00:11:47,624 --> 00:11:49,249 l quit my job a few weeks ago. 278 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,001 -Really? -Really. 279 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,712 l got your message today. 280 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,631 l was returning your call from last night. 281 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:58,801 -And you said "fuck you" to me. -That's what you said to me. 282 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,886 -What? When? -Last night. 283 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:02,805 -l did not. -Really? 284 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:07,643 ERlC'S VOlCE: Fuck you! 285 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,313 Sloan, that's me yelling at your answering machine. 286 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,981 l tried four times to leave a message. 287 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,734 That lady keeps cutting me off, asking me if l wanna listen to the message, 288 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:16,902 -replay the message... -Whatever, Eric. 289 00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,821 l don't give a shit. Here's your watch. 290 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,367 Wow, you were wearing it. 291 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,411 l paid for it. 292 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,414 Pleasure as always, Sloan. 293 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,041 (SlGHS) Eric, l didn't mean that. 294 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,001 (SlGHS) 295 00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,589 You really think l would say that to you? 296 00:12:39,676 --> 00:12:41,135 That's sad, Sloan. 297 00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:43,929 l would never say that to you. Please know that. 298 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,473 l just hate 299 00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,767 that we ended things with so much anger 300 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,228 after everything we've been through together. 301 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,522 Me too. 302 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,902 Okay, so what's your biggest concern? 303 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:01,071 Getting fucked. l've been fucked a lot. 304 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,532 -Hear that. -Who has not been fucked in this town? 305 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,784 -Amen. -Maybe l've been fucked more than most, 306 00:13:05,869 --> 00:13:07,703 -even him. -(CHUCKLES) l don't know about that. 307 00:13:07,871 --> 00:13:11,373 Oh, really? l used to live on three acres in Beverly Hills. 308 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,917 Now l live in an apartment in Encino with my wife, 309 00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,836 my kids and a sick fucking cat. 310 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:18,630 -He's got you beat, Drama. -Maybe 'cause of the cat. 311 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,049 Look, l need somebody that's really gonna have my back. 312 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,386 l have your back, okay? 313 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:26,889 And you'll sign me just like that. 314 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,974 Absolutely. l've seen Johnny's Bananas. 315 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,642 And l think it's a massive hit. 316 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,978 -l ain't gonna pay a dime on Bananas. -Why would you? 317 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,189 l'm gonna get paid on the next thing and the next thing, Andrew, 318 00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:36,899 is Diceman's Big Comeback. Look at it. 319 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:38,734 Huh? Were you a fan? 320 00:13:39,277 --> 00:13:41,487 Was l fan? l could recite your whole act when l was in high school. 321 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,155 -Really? -"Hickory dickory dock, 322 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,115 "this chick was sucking my cock. The clock struck two, 323 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,034 "l dropped my goo, and l dumped the bitch at the next block." 324 00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,161 -Fuck with me. -l think my timing's a little better, 325 00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:51,079 -but you know what? Let's do this. -Come on. 326 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,915 -Thank you really. -Hey, thank you. 327 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,966 -(SlGHS) Billy... -Shh. 328 00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,638 (SlGHS) 329 00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:09,306 -(LOUD THUD) -l like it! 330 00:14:09,390 --> 00:14:10,599 Why can't you just say that? 331 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,935 Well, l wanted to say it in a way that'd make you feel good 332 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,604 so that if l tell you what l don't like you'll still feel good. 333 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,356 l'm not that sensitive, Billy. 334 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,692 Vince, you've taken the blank page, you've put something down. 335 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,569 You now know what it is to have put yourself out there. 336 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:25,948 And if l were to tell you that it sucks, it would hurt. 337 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,033 -Does it suck? -Some of it sucks. 338 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,701 -lt does hurt. -But l can fix it. 339 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,204 So fix it. Change whatever you want. 340 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,207 l will take nothing personally because this movie is not for me. 341 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:38,126 -lt's for Johnny. -Amazing selflessness. 342 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,421 l'm gonna use some of that attitude for the yellow Lab's personality 343 00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,382 -if that's okay. -lt's okay. 344 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:47,636 -l've got Marci Sanders. -Put her through. 345 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,680 ls she fucking a waiter? 346 00:14:49,764 --> 00:14:51,890 l don't know anything about anything. 347 00:14:51,975 --> 00:14:53,934 -Tell me she's not fucking a waiter. -Ari, 348 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,979 you know l would never betray my sister. 349 00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,314 Your sister and your parents betrayed you. 350 00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,817 They cut you off financially because they think 351 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,403 -you're an unstable alcoholic... -lt's a matter of opinion. 352 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,905 ...who will give all your money away to the first man that smiles at you. 353 00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,241 l'm all you got. ls she fucking a waiter? 354 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,743 l don't know if she's fucking anybody! 355 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,913 -Who's she seeing? -Please. Please? 356 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:16,873 You owe me, Marci, all right? 357 00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,126 There's no telling what will happen to those tuition checks 358 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,504 -if l lose my mind. -Don't you threaten my children! 359 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:26,800 Lance is doing so well now. He actually got a C-minus in geometry. 360 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,344 Great. Maybe he's ready to get a job then. 361 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,888 (SlGHS) All right, Ari. 362 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:35,142 Look, she said she's got some guy 363 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,852 at a restaurant, 364 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,605 but that she's too embarrassed to tell me about him. 365 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,690 And that's all l really know. Really. 366 00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,775 Embarrassed? 367 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:47,154 (SHOUTS) Lloyd! 368 00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,031 (SOFTLY) She's fucking a waiter. 369 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:50,365 Yes, Ari. 370 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,868 Do you still wanna be head of the TV department? 371 00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:55,537 l would let you pull out all my fingernails with pliers for the honor. 372 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,289 l want you to call over to the Mad Men offices. 373 00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,875 l want you to get everyone from Matt Weiner to the PAs 374 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:03,378 to treat that waiter like shit, humiliate him and send him packing. 375 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,423 -l don't know if l can... -lf l see that kid on the Mad Men set, 376 00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,508 l'm gonna be a mad fucking man, all right? 377 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,887 lf l see him anywhere, even as a puss-faced zombie 378 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:14,514 in The Walking Dead, l'm gonna shoot someone in the head. 379 00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,099 Get it done! 380 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,771 (BOTH SlGH) 381 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,820 -VlNCE: You didn't say anything? -No. Neither of us did. 382 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,864 -Did you say anything during? -l don't remember. 383 00:16:30,948 --> 00:16:32,658 -What, did you tell her you love her? -No. 384 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,242 -Well, do you? -Of course l love her. 385 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:36,328 l'll always love her. We were supposed to get married next month. 386 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,206 Yeah, no shit. My gift was non-refundable. 387 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,416 You know, we never even really officially broke up. 388 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,877 l mean, we basically had a massive fight and l left. 389 00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,921 l think it was officially over when she canceled the catering 390 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,881 -and sent the ring back. -Hey look, E, 391 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,384 you're saving yourself a lot of heartache and a lot of money. 392 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:54,137 -Marriage is for suckers. -Dice, didn't you just get married? 393 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,723 -Yeah, but l'm weak. -So how did you leave it then? 394 00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:58,684 We didn't. She just got up and left. 395 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,435 Wait, l thought... l thought you were at her place. 396 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,437 -We were. -She left her own house? 397 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:04,981 -l love that. -Yo, what did l miss? 398 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,859 E and Sloan got back together and then broke up again. 399 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,362 Really? Good, we'll all be single again 400 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,988 'cause l think l'm gonna break up with Alex too. 401 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,031 That is shocking. 402 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,157 Yeah, she's a good girl. 403 00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:16,201 No, no, it's shocking that he could break up with anybody. 404 00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:18,036 -Ah. -What happened? 405 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:20,205 She called Abby, but she hasn't called me. 406 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:23,125 Maybe she's gone lesbo and is too ashamed to tell you. 407 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,960 -Who would be ashamed of that? -(LAUGHS) 408 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,962 l really think she wants the fame more than me. 409 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,755 -She's the Avión girl. -Yeah. 410 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,298 Get the fuck out of here. She's hot. 411 00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,884 -Yeah. -How did you get her? 412 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,511 -(ERlC LAUGHS) -l don't know, Dice. 413 00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,471 And you banged Tony Soprano's daughter for awhile. 414 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:39,975 -What, did you google me? Yeah, l did. -Guy must have a horse cock. 415 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,894 No, no, l've shared a locker room with him. lt was... 416 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,522 -(DOOR OPENS) -Phil! 417 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:48,191 -(YAGODA SlGHS) -What's the word? 418 00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:52,446 -l got scores. Um... -What? No good? 419 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,199 -Through the roof. -Yeah! 420 00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,284 (ALL CHEERlNG) 421 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,453 We air in three weeks and it cannot come sooner. 422 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:01,288 Hey, Scott Lavin. l represent Dice. 423 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:03,081 Lucky you. The guy's a star. l gotta get back. 424 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,250 -Congratulations, Phil. -Later, bro. 425 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,170 -l knew it, l knew it. -You did not. 426 00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,547 -You were nervous. -No, l just don't count my chickens 427 00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,800 before they hatch. But now that they have, l am clear. 428 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,927 -We are golden. -We always were golden. 429 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,596 And hey, Drama, once l finish that movie, 430 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,306 you might have two Emmy nods this year, huh? 431 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:22,142 Oh please God, please, please, please, l've suffered enough. 432 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:25,061 -l deserve good things. -They're coming, Johnny. They're coming. 433 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,439 Let's hit the bar. E and Turtle could use a drink. 434 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:28,899 TURTLE: Yes. ERlC: No kidding. 435 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,735 Drama, can l talk to you a second? 436 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:33,820 We'll be right there. Just got to talk to Drama for a second. 437 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:36,782 -l'll see you guys out there. What's up? -Nothing. 438 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,451 You know, l gotta thank you for the gig. 439 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,495 -Please. -No. l was dead. 440 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,580 You asked them to look at me and they did. 441 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,832 That's 'cause l knew you would kill it. And you did. 442 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,709 -Yeah, but um... -But what? 443 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,420 But our deal sucks. They're paying us shit. 444 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,589 -That's 'cause we had no leverage. -Well, you know what? 445 00:18:52,673 --> 00:18:54,299 -l say we walk. -Walk where? 446 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,968 -Off the show. -The show hasn't even aired yet. 447 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,387 Yeah, but we've already won. You heard Phil. 448 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:03,391 After they exploit our voices and sell 1 0 million of them fucking monkeys 449 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,477 -without giving us a dime... -You're fucking with me, right? 450 00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:08,230 No. You know what l say? We do the fucking. 451 00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:10,440 Me and you, Drama, we do the fucking. 452 00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:14,027 -Let's talk to our people. -You know what? 453 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,112 First we talk and then we walk. 454 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:18,198 Drama, we do the fucking! 455 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,784 Good afternoon, TMA. 456 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,746 Please hold. 457 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,706 (SOFTLY) Ari's wife is here. 458 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:28,250 Really? Uh... 459 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:30,794 Okay, yeah. Thanks. 460 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,422 Ari, your wife's here. 461 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,509 Hello, hello! lt's been too long. 462 00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,136 l saw you peering at me from behind the latte machine this morning. 463 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,097 LLOYD: l know. l'm so sorry. 464 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,433 l just saw you. And l don't think l've ever not seen you two together, 465 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,270 -so l... l just wish you were together! -l know, Lloyd. 466 00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,481 Because you are like the perfect couple. Like Lady Di and Charles. 467 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,608 Lady Di and Charles got divorced and then she died. 468 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:57,112 -Now shut the fuck up. -l'm sorry. Bye-bye. My intentions are good. 469 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,114 -All right, his intentions are good. -What's going on? 470 00:19:59,282 --> 00:20:00,782 Can we talk about this in your office, please? 471 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,033 Yeah, sure. 472 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,704 -So... -My sister is hysterical! 473 00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,415 -What? Why? -She doesn't wanna be in the middle of this. 474 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:10,584 -The middle of what? -Ari, we are separated. 475 00:20:10,668 --> 00:20:12,335 You need to stay out of my life. 476 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,337 Well, your separate life 477 00:20:14,422 --> 00:20:17,257 creeps into my life, all right? 478 00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,301 You'd have to move to lowa for it not to. 479 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,677 -As it is... -Did you screw up 480 00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:21,970 David's audition at Mad Men? 481 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,390 David? You're actually seeing a fucking waiter? 482 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,727 Would you really just randomly try and destroy someone's life? 483 00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:32,063 A waiter who is fucking my wife at a restaurant 484 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,399 that l basically built is not random. 485 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,318 Did you really ruin his audition? 486 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:39,613 You know, l'm not gonna answer that until you do. 487 00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:43,158 Ari, please! You need to let me live my life. 488 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,161 lf there's any chance of us ever getting back together, 489 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,413 l need to explore other things. 490 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,665 lf there's any chance for us to get back together, 491 00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,627 you cannot be exploring a fucking waiter! 492 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,171 -lt is humiliating! -First of all, 493 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,841 it is far less humiliating than the things that you've put me through over the years. 494 00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,676 And second of all, 495 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,220 l'm not dating David. 496 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,473 Then how do you know about this and why do you care? 497 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,059 Because l am dating someone who cares. 498 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,478 -Who? -His boss. 499 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,982 Bobby? Flay. 500 00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:21,279 -You're dating a cook? -He's a chef, Ari. 501 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:22,614 And he's a businessman. 502 00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,367 And he's kind and respectful and generous. 503 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:29,162 He's a redheaded fire crotch. He's a genetic mistake. 504 00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,873 Jesus, Ari, you are such a child. l... 505 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,460 Hey, if you have any sense of decency, 506 00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,963 you will fix what you did to David. 507 00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:39,881 (MUSlC PLAYlNG) 508 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,806 Everyone hear my words: 509 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,140 Bobby Flay 510 00:21:49,350 --> 00:21:51,685 511 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,436 which means he is yours. 512 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:56,773 Now if anyone eats or even recommends 513 00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:00,193 any one of that Boy Meets Grill fuck's establishments, 514 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,404 it will be agent meets fist! 515 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,702 Hey, Alex, l don't know if you remember me. 516 00:22:08,786 --> 00:22:10,662 lt's your boyfriend Turtle. 517 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:12,664 This is the last time l'm calling you. 518 00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:16,209 So give me a call back, tell me why you're not calling me. Or don't. 519 00:22:16,544 --> 00:22:17,877 -Voicemail? -Yep. 520 00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:20,296 -Did you talk to Sloan? -Nope. 521 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,382 Maybe you should call up another girl, get your mind off her. 522 00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:25,135 l just had sex with Sloan two hours ago. l'm not gonna call another girl. 523 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,762 -Double-headers are the best. -Yeah. Just shower. 524 00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:29,973 No, fuck that. l wouldn't even brush my teeth. 525 00:22:30,266 --> 00:22:32,684 Just splash a little water on it. You're good to go. 526 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,270 l feel guilty, is all, all right? l feel like l took advantage of Sloan. 527 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,022 l'm not gonna call another girl to hang out. 528 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,941 Okay, guys, leave E alone. He's gonna get sad 529 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:41,943 -and then none of us get to go out. -Thank you. 530 00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:43,862 (PHONE RlNGlNG) 531 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:45,739 Turtle, will you grab that for me? 532 00:22:46,449 --> 00:22:48,783 -(SlGHS) lt's Sloan. -Oy. 533 00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:51,119 -lt's fate. -No, it's not fate. lt's nauseating. 534 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:52,537 -Answer it. -And say what? 535 00:22:52,621 --> 00:22:53,621 Whatever you were gonna say. 536 00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:54,831 Tell her you want her back. 537 00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:56,082 Tell her thank you for the sex. 538 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:58,084 -l'll do it, l'll do it. -Give me the phone. 539 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,212 -Hello? -Hey. 540 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:03,631 -Hey. -l'm sorry. 541 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,843 -Sorry for what? -For leaving. 542 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:08,845 That's okay. l'm sorry too. 543 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:12,515 -l hope l didn't confuse things. -No, E, l'm not confused. 544 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:15,226 -lt's all good. -l still feel bad though. 545 00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,937 l don't know. l feel like maybe l should buy you dinner or something. 546 00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:19,606 SLOAN: (LAUGHS) No. 547 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:23,318 Really. lt was nice to, um, see you again. 548 00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:26,946 (CHOKED) l feel like l needed some closure. 549 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:31,117 -Yeah. -l wanted to tell you, but we got distracted. 550 00:23:31,660 --> 00:23:32,744 Yeah. 551 00:23:33,537 --> 00:23:36,498 l quit my job because l'm moving to New York. 552 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:40,126 -Oh. -But l'm happy. 553 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:42,253 Well, that's good. 554 00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:44,506 -Yeah. -Good luck with that. 555 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:47,467 Thank you. Good luck here too, E. 556 00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:52,097 -Thanks. -Okay. So maybe we will talk again soon. 557 00:23:52,848 --> 00:23:54,182 Yeah, l hope so. 558 00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,851 Bye. 559 00:23:58,312 --> 00:23:59,562 What happened? Are you all right? 560 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:02,816 Yeah. lt's all good. Sloan is moving to New York. 561 00:24:05,194 --> 00:24:06,236 Wow. 562 00:24:06,904 --> 00:24:08,863 Poor guy must fuck like dogshit. 563 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,453 You abandoned me 564 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:18,873 Love don't live here anymore 565 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:27,173 Just a vacancy 566 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,885 Love don't live here anymore 567 00:24:35,850 --> 00:24:38,393 When you lived inside of me 568 00:24:38,769 --> 00:24:41,312 There was nothin' l could conceive 569 00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:44,691 That you wouldn't do for me 570 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:50,071 Trouble seemed so far away 571 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:54,367 You changed that right away, baby 572 00:24:54,577 --> 00:24:57,078 You abandoned me 573 00:24:57,496 --> 00:25:00,290 Love don't live here anymore 574 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,506 Just a vacancy 575 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:11,759 Love don't live here anymore