1 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,299 (THEME MUSlC PLAYlNG) 2 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:18,369 Hi, my name is Vince and l'm a drug addict. 3 00:01:18,454 --> 00:01:19,954 ALL: Hi, Vince. 4 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,374 lt's been three and a half months since l've last used 5 00:01:23,459 --> 00:01:24,876 and l'm doing okay. 6 00:01:24,960 --> 00:01:29,130 The key for me has been keeping my mind busy, trying new things. 7 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:31,674 ln fact, l just finished writing my first screenplay. 8 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:33,968 -(APPLAUSE) -Good for you. 9 00:01:34,303 --> 00:01:36,721 -Relax, it sucked. -(LAUGHS) 10 00:01:36,805 --> 00:01:38,723 But we'll see if l can find someone to produce it. 11 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:41,768 -Does anyone know anybody? -(LAUGHS) 12 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,978 (SOFTLY) l do. Hey. 13 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,274 VlNCE: Turtle. 14 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,276 -Yo. -Why'd you walk out? 15 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,528 Some of the people in there were freaking me out. 16 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,738 l didn't realize there'd be so much sharing. 17 00:01:53,822 --> 00:01:54,822 That's what helps, 18 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:57,158 knowing that other people are going through the same things you did. 19 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:59,035 l don't know how much you can relate to the girl 20 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:01,162 who blew her brother for an 8-ball, but l hear you. 21 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:02,246 More importantly, 22 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:03,623 -did you see who was in there? -No. 23 00:02:03,707 --> 00:02:05,291 -MAN: Hey, Vince! -Him. 24 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,293 TURTLE: Who's that? VlNCE: Carl Ertz. 25 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:09,253 The douchebag that fucked us over on Danger Beach? 26 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,714 Yup. But in the program we learn to make amends. 27 00:02:11,799 --> 00:02:14,008 -Hey, Vince. How are you? -l'm doing good, Carl. 28 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,469 l was just telling my buddy over here how the program 29 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:18,179 got me to let go of all my anger towards you. 30 00:02:18,263 --> 00:02:19,806 Oh, that's good. 31 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:22,391 l'm not in the program so l still think you're a douche. 32 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,727 Look, Vince. 33 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,814 l fucked you out of a movie once upon a time. 34 00:02:27,898 --> 00:02:29,565 A thousand apologies for that. 35 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,067 l make no excuses, 36 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,736 but those were in my heavily drug-infused days. 37 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,196 And if it's any consolation 38 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,324 DangerBeach did $3 million on 3,000 screens. 39 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,827 -Ooh, karma is a bitch. -Turtle. 40 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,829 Let it go. lt's all good. 41 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:46,165 Look, Vince, l'd love another shot at working together. 42 00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:48,584 Your script sounded amazing. 43 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:49,752 l didn't tell you anything about it. 44 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:52,296 Working with you would be amazing. 45 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:54,340 -lt's not for me to star in. -No? 46 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:56,884 -lt's for my brother Johnny. -Oh. 47 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:59,220 -ls it a feature? -No, it's a TV movie. 48 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:02,723 Then l really am your guy. l made 1 5 of those last year. 49 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:06,519 lncluding The Menendez Brothers at 40, which got nominated for a Peabody. 50 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:10,314 Look, Vince, would you send me the script? 51 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:12,650 Please, l will get it done, whatever it is. 52 00:03:12,734 --> 00:03:14,443 lt'll be my official apology. 53 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,029 l'll send you the script. We'll go from there. 54 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,699 Great. l'm going to get some ice cream. 55 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,703 TURTLE: Why would you send that jerkoff the script? 56 00:03:23,787 --> 00:03:26,831 lt seems like he's trying. Besides, what's the worst that can happen? 57 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:31,168 Drama. 58 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,130 Drama! 59 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,507 -Yo. -ERlC: You look awful. 60 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:41,053 Of course l do. l haven't slept in days. Dice won't let me. 61 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:42,847 -You should get separate beds. -Funny. 62 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,892 Just tell Dice that definitively you're not walking off the show. 63 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:47,393 lt doesn't matter what l tell him. 64 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,312 He just keeps coming like the Terminator. 65 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:51,439 -Was this guy's deal really that bad? -Yes. 66 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:53,065 Andrew Dice Clay is almost paying 67 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:54,942 the network to allow him to come to work. 68 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:56,527 -Oh, come on. -l swear to God. 69 00:03:56,612 --> 00:03:58,112 Big Brothercontestants get paid more. 70 00:03:58,196 --> 00:04:01,365 Well, it's not exactly like l'm getting rich off this either, E. 71 00:04:01,450 --> 00:04:04,744 l got you 1 5 grand an episode to sit in an air-conditioned voice-over booth 72 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,579 for three hours a week. You feel underpaid? 73 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,789 Dice tells me the guy who does Homer Simpson 74 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:11,959 is getting paid 650 G's an episode to do the same thing. 75 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,128 Yeah, they're in Season 23. 76 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:15,630 You haven't even aired episode one yet. 77 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:17,256 SCOTT: Listen, E, l think there could be more. 78 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:18,341 Yeah, when the show airs. 79 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,593 Well, this guy is driving me fucking crazy, okay? 80 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,970 Dice is coming after me just like he's coming after him, all right? 81 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:26,349 l think if we all get on the same page, maybe there could be something. 82 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,351 -By walking? -No, by calling. 83 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,518 Asking nicely. 84 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:32,104 Coming to a reasonable 20 kittens an episode each. 85 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:34,023 Yes, please. 86 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:36,484 Tell them l'll donate 1 0% to charity. 87 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,611 All right, you know what? Fine. 88 00:04:38,695 --> 00:04:41,656 l'll make the stupidest fucking phone call l've ever made. 89 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:43,783 l will talk to Phil reasonably. 90 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,744 l will ask him nicely if he thinks you're underpaid. 91 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,788 And if he's willing to talk to the network, fine. 92 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:50,706 lf not, we're done. Agreed? 93 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:53,668 Yes, agreed. Thank you, E. 94 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,670 l mean this sincerely, Vince. 95 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:59,006 l would hack off my penis before l would ever allow you 96 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:00,675 to work with Carl Ertz again. 97 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:02,802 -Don't be extreme, Ari. -l am being mild. 98 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,971 The guy is a menace and we do not need him. 99 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,223 l thought l'd get this kind of response from E, not you. 100 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,017 Listen, this may be the first time l ever agree with E. 101 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:12,687 You know you're the guy who put me with Ertz in the first place, right? 102 00:05:12,771 --> 00:05:15,147 Yes, that's before l knew what he was. 103 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:18,067 -Really? And what is he? -He is an addict. 104 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:19,402 And what am l? 105 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,822 You are the good kind of addict. 106 00:05:22,906 --> 00:05:25,157 You're the l-got-messed-up- with-the-wrong-girl- 107 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,368 and-ended-up-on-a-blow-bender addict. 108 00:05:27,452 --> 00:05:30,663 Ertz is the skeevy-old-man-who- got-caught-with-a-crack-pipe- 109 00:05:30,747 --> 00:05:32,873 and-the-1 7-year-old-from-Speed Raceraddict. 110 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:35,543 Michael Vick drowned puppies and they let him play again. 111 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,753 Well, Ertz does not have Vick's arm strength. 112 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,550 Why do you want to work with this guy? Tell me. 113 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:45,386 Because l do believe in second chances. 114 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:46,679 l've had more than that myself. 115 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:51,851 That is why it is my job to protect you from damaging yourself again. 116 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,102 You're not protecting me. 117 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,895 -You're not doing anything. -Vinnie. 118 00:05:54,980 --> 00:05:57,857 l told you how important this was for me to make this happen for Johnny. 119 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,358 -Yeah. -You're not motivated. 120 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:00,860 -Untrue. l'm highly motivated. -Really? 121 00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,403 Watch this. Lloyd! 122 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:05,031 Let's talk to the head of the TV department. 123 00:06:05,115 --> 00:06:06,198 Lloyd's the head of the TV department? 124 00:06:06,283 --> 00:06:07,283 The interim head. 125 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,994 Until he fucks up, and then he's back to pushing a mail cart. 126 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:12,538 -Yes, Ari? Hello, Vince. -Hey, Lloyd. 127 00:06:12,622 --> 00:06:14,874 Tell Vinnie what l told you to work on for him. 128 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,544 -l don't know. -Are you joking? 129 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:21,672 -l don't think so. -The movie for Drama. 130 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,632 What movie? l don't know anything about this. 131 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,384 -Are you joking? -l don't think so. 132 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:27,219 Jesus Christ, Lloyd. 133 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:30,139 l sent you a fucking e-mail. 134 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,476 l meant to send you an e-mail. 135 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:36,145 -Ari. -l'm sorry. 136 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:38,689 He's distracted. lt's the separation, Vince. 137 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:40,775 He'll never admit it, but it's weighing on him. 138 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:42,568 l thought you guys were trying to get back together. 139 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:45,321 The Mrs. Gold, she's seeing a prominent restaurateur. 140 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,448 Shut the fuck up, Lloyd. 141 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,241 lt's Vince. He's family. 142 00:06:49,326 --> 00:06:50,659 Ari, l'm sorry. l didn't know. 143 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,412 lt's no excuse, all right? l still should have done my job. 144 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:55,581 No, forget about that. Maybe you need to get out. 145 00:06:55,665 --> 00:06:57,124 What, to even the score? 146 00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,460 No, to live yourself. lt's been almost four months. 147 00:06:59,544 --> 00:07:01,378 -He's scared, Vince. -l'm scared? 148 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,464 Ari, it's been a while since you've been with another woman. 149 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,549 -lt's natural. -l'm not scared. 150 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:06,926 l'm scared for the town. 151 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:11,680 'Cause once l go out, women will fall and men will start wailing. 152 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,016 You do not want to compete against me for ass, Vinnie. 153 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,227 Ha. l welcome the challenge. 154 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:19,063 l told him l have someone for him. 155 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,231 l told him l'm not turning gay. 156 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,149 We would never have you, Ari. 157 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:25,653 Look, Vince. She's the niece of my hairstylist. 158 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:27,738 VlNCE: Oh, she's sexy. 159 00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:29,365 ARl: What did you say she does again? 160 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,867 She's an award-winning manicurist. 161 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,411 l say you go for it. 162 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,373 Make the call, Lloyd. 163 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,083 Oh, goody. l'm so happy. 164 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:40,459 And send Ertz an e-mail. 165 00:07:40,544 --> 00:07:43,879 Chase, Walsh and Ertz present an all-addict production. 166 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,506 You tell him if he doesn't deliver 167 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:48,134 l'm gonna excommunicate him from this entire town. 168 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:49,885 Done deal. 169 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,971 So did you just come to California to see me? 170 00:07:52,055 --> 00:07:54,890 No, l'm doing Today LA tomorrow. 171 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:56,433 Seriously? 172 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:59,478 Jillian Reynolds is letting me make pollo Avión live on television. 173 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:00,563 That's incredible. 174 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:02,982 Everything for our tequila has been incredible, Turtle. 175 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,067 And l have you to thank for a lot of it. 176 00:08:06,403 --> 00:08:07,695 l appreciate that. 177 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,907 This is a small token of my appreciation. 178 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:15,995 Whoa. A gold watch? 179 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,997 -Yes. You like? -l love it. 180 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,790 You know, in the U.S., they usually give someone 181 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:21,750 a gold watch when they're retiring. 182 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:28,340 -Am l retiring? -The other reason l'm here 183 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:32,595 is the largest distribution company in the States wants to handle our product. 184 00:08:33,555 --> 00:08:34,513 What does that mean? 185 00:08:34,598 --> 00:08:36,348 lt means we're taking Avión to the next level. 186 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:39,018 lt means you no longer need to work. 187 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:42,980 Now you can just sit back and watch myself and Mark Cuban make your stock grow. 188 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,690 Yeah, but l like working. 189 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,359 l like doing the tastings and l like doing the parties. 190 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:49,987 And the parties have been great. And your idea of putting Alex 191 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,198 on the posters and the billboards was ingenious. 192 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:55,409 But this distribution company has a reach you could never have. 193 00:08:55,493 --> 00:08:56,660 Did Alex know? 194 00:08:57,746 --> 00:08:59,371 ls this why she's been dodging my calls? 195 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,664 Among other reasons. 196 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:02,875 What other reasons? 197 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,920 Alex has met someone. 198 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:07,296 Oh, so she told you to tell me? 199 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,381 -She said if it came up. -Yeah. 200 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:12,635 First, you're retiring me, and then you're breaking up with me for Alex? 201 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,639 l'm sorry, Turtle. 202 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:20,559 Are you out of your fucking mind, Eric? 203 00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,102 What is it that you would like me to say, huh? 204 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:24,396 "Hi, CBS. l know you're taking a huge chance 205 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,024 "scheduling a prime time animated sitcom starring somebody 206 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:28,901 "that nobody's ever heard of and somebody else 207 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:31,695 "that nobody's wanted to hear from in like two fucking decades, 208 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,781 "but both those guys feel 209 00:09:33,865 --> 00:09:35,908 "that even though not one single fucking person 210 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,701 "has watched the show that they're underpaid"? 211 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:40,371 -People have seen the test... -Shh! 212 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,331 -ls that Drama? -Yeah, he just walked in. 213 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,416 -Who the fuck is that? -Scott Lavin. 214 00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,877 ls this how you guys operate over there? 215 00:09:46,962 --> 00:09:48,462 People covering up their mouths with their hands 216 00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:49,755 so l don't hear them breathing? 217 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,465 No one's covering up their mouths, Phil. 218 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,593 -ls Dice there, too? -No, Phil. We're not crazy. 219 00:09:54,678 --> 00:09:56,178 Well, Johnny, do yourself a favor 220 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,763 and don't let anybody cover up your ears 221 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,933 so you can hear this: Hey, dumb fuck, was this your idea? 222 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:03,602 lt was Dice's idea. He's putting crazy things in my head. 223 00:10:03,687 --> 00:10:06,105 Well, remind Dice that when we cast him two months ago 224 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:07,898 he was doing standup in a fucking bowling alley. 225 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:10,150 -He doesn't care. -Well, you'd better care, Johnny, 226 00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:14,071 because if you allow him or anyone else to fuck this up, you're bananas. 227 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:18,575 Go to Dice and tell him that you don't get a raise because you test well. 228 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,995 Maybe remind him about a show called Concrete Heat 229 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:23,664 that l produced and you starred in in 1994 230 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,833 and that tested through the fucking moon. 231 00:10:25,917 --> 00:10:27,001 Do you remember that? 232 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,462 Yeah, l remember that. 233 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:33,090 -You remember how long it lasted? -One week. 234 00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:35,676 Many people thought it was canceled in the second half-hour. 235 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:38,637 That's because they put us up against fucking Seinfeld. 236 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,223 Drama, 237 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:43,684 l know that doing a voiceover is not what you want. 238 00:10:43,768 --> 00:10:44,977 l know that you want to get that 239 00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,604 precious face of yours back in front of the camera. 240 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:51,066 This will lead to all of that if you're smart. 241 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,403 So be smart and make sure that crazy fuck is, too, 242 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,738 or he will bury us all. 243 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,199 (MUSlC PLAYlNG) 244 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,326 (lNDlSTlNCT) 245 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:09,668 So what are you thinking about? 246 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,212 l'm not sure. l'm not really hungry. 247 00:11:12,297 --> 00:11:13,964 You have a big lunch? 248 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:15,841 No, l had an early dinner. 249 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,136 Why'd you do that if you knew l was getting you? 250 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,347 l didn't know you were taking me to dinner. 251 00:11:21,431 --> 00:11:22,681 What did you think when l asked you out? 252 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:23,849 l don't know. 253 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:27,478 l haven't had a dinner date in, well, ever. 254 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,440 What do you usually do on dates? 255 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,694 Oh, l'm sorry. l should have said. 256 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:37,279 No, it's okay. 257 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,451 You know, it's just that l haven't been on many dates 258 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,079 in... ln a... ln a long time. 259 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:47,956 Yeah, Lloyd said you've been married for like 40 years. 260 00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:50,209 Nineteen years, but who's counting? 261 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:53,837 That must be hard. My parents just got divorced after 20. 262 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:55,964 l don't think we're getting divorced. 263 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,633 Oh, l didn't mean... 264 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,176 Although we just might be. 265 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,678 -lt's none of my business. -No, it's fine. 266 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:04,056 l probably am getting divorced. 267 00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:05,933 And even if l'm not, 268 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:10,521 let's have a good time. Right? Okay? 269 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:12,731 You want to do shots? 270 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,817 -Shots? -l think it'll loosen you up. 271 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,777 -l need to be loose. -(LAUGHS) 272 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:20,322 l am the incredibly tight 1 1 6-year-old man. 273 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,074 -l apologize. -lt's okay. 274 00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:23,409 We're gonna have a good time. 275 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,578 lt just might take a moment or two to get there. 276 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,456 Turtle, hey. 277 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,668 -Want to go to a movie? -No. 278 00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,878 -Want to eat? -Nah. 279 00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:38,048 -Want to do anything? -Not really. 280 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:40,259 -l'm cool, Vin. -Come on, Turtle. 281 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,010 l'll cheer you up. 282 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:47,307 You know, l don't even know if l'm more upset about losing my girl or losing what l do. 283 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:50,602 l know Alex probably wasn't the one, but Avión was supposed to be my thing. 284 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:52,438 You'll find another thing. 285 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,981 Come on, what do you want to do? 286 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:55,607 Come on, Vin. You know l want my own business. 287 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:56,859 Do you have any ideas? 288 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,319 Actually, l do. 289 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,738 l'm listening. 290 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:03,449 When's the last time you had great baked clams? 291 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,703 -Don Peppe's. -l want to bring them out here, 292 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:11,206 get some of the Yanks and the Knicks who eat there involved. 293 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,250 -That's a great idea. -l already spoke to them about it. 294 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,627 -All they need is the money. -Do you have the money? 295 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,588 lf l sell my stock in Avión l'd have some. 296 00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:19,381 -l'll sell, too. -Really? 297 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:23,051 Yeah, l can't really be involved in a liquor company right now anyway. 298 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,013 l'll help with the restaurant, too. 299 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,931 Whatever l do, Vin, l want to do on my own. 300 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,976 Understood. You'll be fine, Turtle. 301 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:33,145 -l'm proud of you. -(PHONE RlNGlNG) 302 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:35,564 Wait till l'm successful before you say that. 303 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,192 Either way l'm proud. Hello? 304 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,152 -Hey, it's Carl. -Hey, Carl. 305 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:43,989 How you doing? Listen, l just had non-alcoholic drinks with Les Moonves. 306 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,283 -Yeah? -CBS is in. 307 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,452 -Really? -Really, baby. 308 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:51,371 -You told them about Johnny? -Vince, they're all in. 309 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,332 -They're all in. -l can't believe it. 310 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,751 Believe it. Let's get together tomorrow and talk details. 311 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,252 -Sound good? -Sounds great. 312 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,463 All right, have a good night. 313 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,592 Wow, l cannot believe Andrew Dice Clay lives here. 314 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:06,011 -l can't believe anyone lives here. -Don't make fun of the place. 315 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:09,139 Dice sort of fancies himself an interior decorator. 316 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,351 (DRUMS PLAYlNG) 317 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,145 DlCE: What, you don't like the music? Call the cops. 318 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:18,106 Dice, it's Drama! Open up! 319 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,359 -DlCE: What? -lt's Drama. 320 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,860 -Drama? -Yeah. 321 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:24,530 -Look at this, a house call. -Hey. 322 00:14:24,614 --> 00:14:26,782 -What's up, Dice? -You tell me. Come on in. 323 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:28,784 Come on. 324 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,619 How's it going? Excuse the noise. 325 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,247 My son Max just joined a new band. He's got to practice. 326 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,874 -He sounds good. -All right, great. Let's cut to it. 327 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:39,294 So where are we in terms of getting us paid properly? 328 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:40,754 Well, it's not happening. 329 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,172 -lt's not? -No. 330 00:14:42,257 --> 00:14:44,424 -Who said? -We spoke to Phil. 331 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,927 Did you tell Phil it is happening 332 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:49,137 or that his little monkey show isn't happening? 333 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,222 Did you tell him that? 334 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,140 No, we didn't really get to that part. 335 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,725 Oh, no? Why not? 336 00:14:54,477 --> 00:14:57,145 You know, as a manager, sometimes we have to go on our instincts, 337 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,482 -and after talking to Phil... -After talking to Phil what? 338 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,110 After talking to Phil we think it's a bad idea, Dice. 339 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,696 Oh, yeah? And what about you, Drama? What do you think? 340 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:06,822 Well... 341 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,116 Well what? You going pussy soft on me? 342 00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:13,245 No, l'm not going pussy soft. 343 00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,955 No one's going... ls there any way 344 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,832 that we can ask him to stop the drums just for a second? 345 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,625 Didn't l say he's got to practice? 346 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:21,253 -Didn't l say that? -lt's okay, Dad, l'm done. 347 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,589 -Don't be done on their account. -No, it's all good. 348 00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:27,009 All right, do me a favor. Why don't you grab us something to eat, okay? 349 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,760 -Okay. -Come here. l love you. 350 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:31,054 -l'm coming right back, Dad. -All right, go ahead. 351 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,515 Yeah, go ahead. 352 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:38,770 You have no idea what l've gone through to raise my boys 353 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:41,940 with fucking courtrooms and mediators 354 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:45,694 and fucking attorneys sucking the life out... Fuck! 355 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:46,945 Yeah, l know. lt's tough. 356 00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,072 Yeah, it's tough. But so am l. 357 00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,116 And l've been thinking about this for three days. 358 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,577 And if they're not paying, l'm walking. 359 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:56,038 -What about you? -Dice. 360 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,249 A lot harder decision considering you're getting what, double what l'm making? 361 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,626 l didn't make this deal. 362 00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:04,254 What do l look like, a fucking asshole to you, huh? 363 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,381 You wear a Viking hat, l sell out the Garden 364 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,842 and win Grammys and you get twice the fucking dough? 365 00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,887 -He's not getting twice the dough. -l'm not? 366 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:15,515 Bottom line is we're both underpaid. 367 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,392 l spoke to Homer fucking Simpson. 368 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,978 -Dice, the show hasn't even aired yet. -Doesn't matter. 369 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,314 lt's a hit. l know it and they know it. 370 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:24,399 And when the show's a hit we'll all renegotiate. 371 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:28,612 After what? After they make millions off the fucking monkey merchandise? 372 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:31,907 -l say we move now. l'm telling you. -Well, l disagree. 373 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,535 Good thing is you passed me on to him, so l don't care what you think. 374 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,954 -l disagree, too. -Really? Then you're fired. 375 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:38,997 Come on, man. 376 00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:41,166 No, no, didn't l tell you in your office? 377 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,169 Nobody fucks with Dice. Dice does the fucking. 378 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,213 We just need you to think about the big picture. 379 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,507 -We need you to think long-term. -Long-term? 380 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:51,009 Let me tell you something, l was starring in movies 381 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,637 while you were still sitting on the bottom of your daddy's nutsack. 382 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:56,848 Look, Dice, the bottom line is they're gonna fire you if you do this. 383 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,308 Both of us? 384 00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,852 Well, he's not doing it so he's not gonna get fired. 385 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,979 He's not doing it? What, are you gonna go against me, Drama? 386 00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:06,233 -l got you this job. -l know, and l appreciate it. 387 00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:09,528 But unlike you, l don't know if a cartoon is gonna resurrect my career. 388 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,030 -Come on, Dice. -No. You know what? 389 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,407 Let me know what you're doing, 390 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:17,202 and l'll personally let fucking Phil know what the fuck l'm doing. 391 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:19,454 That's it, seriously. You guys got to go. 392 00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,456 This kind of tension upsets my cat. 393 00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:22,791 -Really, come on. -(MEOWS) 394 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,675 -You want to come up? -l guess, yeah. 395 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:33,135 l don't know. Do you want me to? 396 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,971 -Yeah, l want you to. -Okay. 397 00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,645 Do you have a condom? 398 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:48,859 l haven't used one since the mid-'80s. 399 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,070 l don't think l have any. 400 00:17:52,155 --> 00:17:53,280 Oh, that's not good. 401 00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,407 We could go to 7-Eleven. 402 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,909 Or no, l'll just ask my roommate. 403 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,245 You have a roommate? 404 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:03,039 Yeah, but he won't care if l take one. 405 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:05,876 That's good. Okay, is he home? 406 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,753 -Yes. -All right. 407 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:11,506 Which is why you're going to have to fuck me very quietly. 408 00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:13,425 -(SHOUTlNG) -What the fuck? 409 00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:14,718 KATlE: Donnie! 410 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,636 (LAUGHlNG) Oh, my God, Katie. 411 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:20,015 -l scared the shit out of you. -Yeah, so not funny. 412 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,017 -How you doing? -Okay. 413 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,727 Okay. 414 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:27,689 -l'm going out. -ls your door open? 415 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:31,526 Yeah, but don't even think about ripping another condom from me. 416 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,738 Seriously. Later, dude. 417 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:41,578 -KATlE: Come on. -You know, l'm gonna go. 418 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:43,413 -No, really? -Yeah. 419 00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,166 -l'll call you, though. -Okay. 420 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,168 -Are you sure? -Yeah. 421 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,461 -Okay. -Okay. 422 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,171 l had fun. You're cute. 423 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:53,006 You'll get your groove back. 424 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,800 -Stella did, right? -Who? 425 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,427 lt doesn't matter. 426 00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,721 -Call me. -Okay. 427 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:08,063 (MUSlC PLAYlNG) 428 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:16,696 She moves me, man 429 00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,576 Honey, and l don't see how it's done... 430 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,956 (MUSlC STOPS) 431 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,833 (PHONE RlNGlNG) 432 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,585 -Hello? -Hey, l'm sorry to bother you. 433 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,963 l'm feeling lonely and l didn't know who else to call. 434 00:19:33,047 --> 00:19:36,258 Any chance you're not busy and want to see me? 435 00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,760 -Oh, Ari. -Listen, only if you're bored. 436 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,720 -Are you drunk? -No, l'm lonely. 437 00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,182 And l just wanted someone smart and mature to talk to 438 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,226 and Warren Buffett wouldn't take my call. 439 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,936 (CHUCKLES) 440 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,565 Come to my house for a drink. 441 00:19:51,649 --> 00:19:53,942 Butjust a drink. 442 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,777 Don't worry, Dana, l don't even have a condom. 443 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,405 That's great, Ari. 444 00:19:58,489 --> 00:19:59,865 l'll see you soon. 445 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,741 Well, l'm a king bee 446 00:20:03,286 --> 00:20:05,954 Buzzin' around your hive 447 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,209 CARL: Hey, Vince, l'm sorry to keep you waiting. 448 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:14,462 -l'll be down in a minute. -lt's okay. l'm good. 449 00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,798 l do have to get going soon, though. 450 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,216 CARL: Thirty seconds. 451 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:20,260 l'm just looking to do my own thing, Mark. 452 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,387 l've got to tell you, it would really hurt to lose you, Turtle. 453 00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:24,180 You've been a tremendous asset to this company. 454 00:20:24,265 --> 00:20:26,433 -You think? -No, not really. 455 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,561 But l like you and you did bring me Avión. 456 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,897 l'd hate for you to miss out if l take this thing public. 457 00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,732 l appreciate that, Mark. 458 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:36,234 But l got another opportunity and l could really use the money now. 459 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,612 -How much money do you need? -lt's small, Mark. 460 00:20:38,696 --> 00:20:40,989 -Nothing you'd be interested in. -Okay, maybe next time. 461 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,408 Anyways, have your guys call my guys, they'll get you out. 462 00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,577 -Thanks. -You take care of yourself, okay? 463 00:20:45,661 --> 00:20:46,745 Bye. 464 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:49,789 We're out. 465 00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:53,376 -What did we make? -l'm gonna make about 300k. 466 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:56,421 -You're gonna make almost a million. -Wow. 467 00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:58,506 For doing nothing? You did good. 468 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:02,052 Yeah, just have Marvin call Mark's guys and handle the paperwork and we're done. 469 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,012 -Will do. -(EXHALES) 470 00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,014 How much longer are we gonna sit here, Vin? 471 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,557 Not much longer. 472 00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:10,560 CARL: l'm sorry, l'm sorry, l'm sorry, sorry, man. 473 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,938 There he is. There he is. 474 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:14,856 -Carl. -Boys, l'm sorry. 475 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:16,274 l'm sorry to keep you waiting like this. 476 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:20,946 My daughter, she's at school at the Lyceum Alpinum in Switzerland 477 00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,949 and the fucking headmaster is talking about shooting a fucking movie there. 478 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,493 What am l gonna say? He controls her grade point average so l listen. 479 00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:28,119 -You know? You know? -Yeah. 480 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,288 Come on, sit down. Sit, please, sit. 481 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:31,623 Welcome. 482 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:34,626 My assistant found you. lt's awesome. 483 00:21:34,710 --> 00:21:38,004 So are you pumped? 484 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:40,048 Come on, are you pumped? 485 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,175 l mean we're dream weavers, Vince. 486 00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:44,970 Gonna turn that brother of yours into the star you always knew he could be. 487 00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,721 Yeah, l love it. So what's next? 488 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,809 -l've got an aside. -An aside? 489 00:21:50,893 --> 00:21:52,894 CARL: An aside. 490 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:56,982 l did for you, now will you do for me? 491 00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,526 -Do what for you, Carl? -CARL: This is fucking genius, man. 492 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,570 You would be so genius in this. 493 00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:05,490 -Carl, relax. -l can't when l'm talking art, babe. 494 00:22:05,574 --> 00:22:07,867 l mean, wait till you read this fucking thing. lt is fucking brilliant. 495 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:10,787 You know what it is? lt's the Falling Down for the next generation. 496 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,498 -Michael fucking Douglas. -l knew this guy had other motives. 497 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:16,084 -All right, hold on, Turtle. -Turtle, just hold on. 498 00:22:16,752 --> 00:22:18,753 -Here. -Taxman? 499 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,296 Yeah, man, motherfucking Taxman. 500 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:23,008 l mean, it is so now. Am l right? 501 00:22:23,092 --> 00:22:24,634 l can see the fucking one sheet. 502 00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:27,345 You, right, you... You're kind of like towards camera. 503 00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,849 Your tie, it's all loose around your neck. 504 00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,019 You got a briefcase in one hand, sawed-off shotgun in the other. 505 00:22:34,103 --> 00:22:36,062 There's that lRS building behind you 506 00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:38,565 with an ominous orange sky just shining down. 507 00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:42,318 And the tagline reads, "Death. And taxes. 508 00:22:42,445 --> 00:22:45,780 "Vincent Chase is the Taxman." 509 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,825 Don't say anything now. Just read it. lt's my gift. 510 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:52,245 l'll say something. That's the dumbest fucking idea l've ever heard. 511 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:53,788 And more importantly, you're completely full of shit. 512 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:56,291 -Stop. Stop, l'm serious. -l've had it with this guy. 513 00:22:57,168 --> 00:23:00,462 Do me a favor, walk outside for five minutes. 514 00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:02,130 -Take a walk? -Five minutes. 515 00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:03,548 All right. 516 00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:08,386 -Vince, this is no bullshit. -Carl. 517 00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:11,431 Carl, is this why you're doing the thing for my brother? 518 00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:13,475 -To get me to do this? -No, no. 519 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:16,770 Please, l'm doing the other thing because you needed it. And l need this. 520 00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:19,939 l don't need you to sell a Movie of the Week to CBS for me, Carl. 521 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:21,941 l know. l know. 522 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:24,903 l need you. Oh, fuck me. 523 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,529 This is where l'm at, man. Fuck. 524 00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,740 -Did you take something today? -No, no. 525 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,617 l haven't used in three fucking years. 526 00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:33,036 You know, l'm sorry. l'm so fucking sorry, man. 527 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,914 l shouldn't have done this. 528 00:23:35,998 --> 00:23:38,249 l'm an asshole. l didn't mean to play you. 529 00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,794 l mean l had the script, right, and l knew you were coming over. 530 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,046 l thought you might... Fuck. Fuck! 531 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,090 Come on, Carl. Are you high? 532 00:23:45,174 --> 00:23:47,842 Yeah, l'm fucking high. Fuck, yeah, l'm high. 533 00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:49,302 Fuck, yeah. What are you gonna do? 534 00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,554 You gonna fucking judge me? You gonna rat me out? 535 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:54,766 Call my fucking sponsor. Go ahead, call my fucking sponsor. 536 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:57,393 -Carl, let's sit down. -No, get the fuck out of my house. 537 00:23:57,478 --> 00:24:00,480 -Carl. -Out of my house. l'm sorry. 538 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:02,398 l don't fucking mean that. Just take a seat, man. 539 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:04,109 l'm sitting. l'm right here, Carl. 540 00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:10,073 l'm gonna go. l'm gonna go now and just clean up a little bit. 541 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:12,033 -l'm sorry. -Okay. 542 00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:13,451 l'll be right here. 543 00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:18,748 -Vince, what the fuck? -Turtle, you go. 544 00:24:18,833 --> 00:24:20,708 We both should go. The guy's high as a kite. 545 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,128 l know, that's why l can't just leave him right now. 546 00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:25,797 -You go. -Fuck that. 547 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:28,091 lf you're staying, l'm staying. 548 00:24:30,052 --> 00:24:32,137 Carl Ertz? And he doesn't tell me? 549 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:34,472 Well, he didn't think it was gonna amount to too much anyway. 550 00:24:34,557 --> 00:24:36,724 He didn't want you giving him a hard time about it. 551 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,268 That's great. 552 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:42,814 -You hear from Dice? -Yeah. 553 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:44,732 Yeah, l sure did. He's not coming. 554 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,652 -This guy's insane. -So what do we do? 555 00:24:49,196 --> 00:24:50,196 l already replaced him. 556 00:24:50,281 --> 00:24:51,698 You're kidding. With who? 557 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,618 -Him. -Who's he? 558 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:57,453 He's a guy who sucks, 559 00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:59,831 who was forced down my throat against my wishes. 560 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:01,624 And he's doing a bad Dice impression. 561 00:25:01,709 --> 00:25:03,543 He's good. He's very, very good. 562 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:06,921 He sucks. And now the show sucks. 563 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:08,756 And l hate everyone. 564 00:25:11,427 --> 00:25:13,011 You sure this is the right move, Phil? 565 00:25:13,095 --> 00:25:15,346 Well, you know, Dice couldn't be convinced to be here. 566 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:17,307 So it's the only move. 567 00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:19,642 Look out, world. 568 00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:22,103 (MlMlCKlNG DlCE) Here comes the balding Kentucky Fried Chicken. 569 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,188 Oh! 570 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:24,397 DRAMA'S VOlCE: You're pissing me off, Ronald. 571 00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:27,150 -l'm fucked. -'Cause you told me our relationship 572 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,235 suffered from a lack of honesty. 573 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,154 l'm mending fences. Hey. 574 00:25:31,238 --> 00:25:33,198 What am l gonna do? 575 00:25:33,282 --> 00:25:35,783 Yourjob. We'll go from there. 576 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,744 He's right. Hey, where you going? 577 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,288 l'm gonna call Ari. 578 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:41,748 DRAMA'S VOlCE: Ruffy! 579 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:46,586 Hey, Johnny, you start talking dirty l might have to pay for the session. 580 00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:47,962 OH! 581 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,506 (LAUGHlNG) 582 00:25:50,591 --> 00:25:52,717 l was trying to remember the last time. 583 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,719 September 1 992. 584 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,137 You do not remember. 585 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:58,097 Of course l do. Are you kidding me? 586 00:25:58,182 --> 00:25:59,224 How do you remember? 587 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,893 Because you said it was go time, "Marry me or walk." 588 00:26:02,853 --> 00:26:04,687 And you walked. 589 00:26:04,772 --> 00:26:05,980 l ran, if l remember. 590 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,274 But l regretted it. 591 00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:12,278 Well, l'm 40 and not married. 592 00:26:12,363 --> 00:26:14,864 So l guess l regret it, too. 593 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:18,743 Brought back a lot of good memories. 594 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:21,829 Yeah, but it's just a one-time thing. 595 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,706 -Yeah. -Yeah. 596 00:26:27,503 --> 00:26:29,420 Mmm. 597 00:26:29,505 --> 00:26:32,632 -(PHONE RlNGS) -Don't you dare get that. 598 00:26:32,716 --> 00:26:35,051 -lt's yours. -Mine? Oh, my God! 599 00:26:35,177 --> 00:26:37,387 -(LAUGHS) -Yeah? 600 00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:40,014 You fucking knew about Carl Ertz and you didn't tell me? 601 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,809 lt was Vince's place to tell you, not mine. 602 00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:44,102 But you said it was okay. 603 00:26:44,186 --> 00:26:45,728 No, l didn't and it's not. 604 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:48,439 Got an e-mail last night from Les Moonves. 605 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,358 Ertz is basically saying that Vinnie 606 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:52,735 will do a small role if Moonves makes the movie. 607 00:26:52,820 --> 00:26:54,195 So did you call Vince? 608 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,198 l've been stuck in meetings. 609 00:26:57,283 --> 00:27:00,159 Oh, that's great, Ari. 'Cause he's at Ertz's right now. 610 00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:02,870 -l'll call him. -Fuck that, l'll call him. 611 00:27:05,749 --> 00:27:06,874 (LAUGHS) 612 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:10,086 Carl, open the fucking door. 613 00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:12,213 -(POUNDlNG) -(SNORTS) 614 00:27:13,299 --> 00:27:14,382 Oh! 615 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:18,636 l fucked up, Vince. 616 00:27:19,221 --> 00:27:21,597 l'm sorry, man. l fucked up, you know? 617 00:27:21,682 --> 00:27:24,517 l fucked you today. And l fucked my wife. 618 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,644 Well, l didn't fuck my wife 619 00:27:26,729 --> 00:27:28,855 'cause she won't let me fuck her, you know, but... 620 00:27:28,939 --> 00:27:32,066 My kids and the program... 621 00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,986 Just go away. l'm not worth it. 622 00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,363 -l'm not worth it, man. -(SNORTS) 623 00:27:37,573 --> 00:27:40,199 You didn't fuck me, Carl. Come on. 624 00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:42,660 Just open the door, come out and we'll talk about it. 625 00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:44,829 No, can't look you in the face, Vince. 626 00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:47,081 l can't look you in the face! 627 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:49,417 l can't look myself in the face. 628 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:50,585 Carl. 629 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:52,837 Vinnie, just go. Just go. 630 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:55,089 (PHONE RlNGS) 631 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,175 E, l can't talk right now. 632 00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,177 Do you not want me to be your manager anymore? 633 00:27:59,261 --> 00:28:01,679 -What? -You're taking meetings with lowlife 634 00:28:01,764 --> 00:28:03,848 fucking scumbag producers and you don't tell me? 635 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:05,850 E, l can't deal with this right now. 636 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:06,934 What, you're still there? 637 00:28:07,019 --> 00:28:08,936 Yeah, l'm dealing with something, but it's all good. 638 00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:10,938 No, it's not all good, Vince, all right? 639 00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,983 The guy's a crackpot. Do you know that Moonves just emailed Ari 640 00:28:14,068 --> 00:28:15,735 Ertz told him you're gonna do a role in a movie? 641 00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:18,196 -Jesus. -Yeah, get the fuck out of there. 642 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:19,906 l can't just leave him like this. 643 00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,699 Vin, we should go. Come on, this is nuts. 644 00:28:21,784 --> 00:28:23,701 E, hold on. Carl, come on. 645 00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:27,497 Open the door. Seriously, come on. l can't leave you like this. 646 00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:29,207 All right, now you're being selfish. 647 00:28:29,291 --> 00:28:31,459 (SNORTS) 648 00:28:31,794 --> 00:28:32,877 Carl. 649 00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:36,714 Carl! 650 00:28:39,468 --> 00:28:40,843 -(GUNSHOT) -Whoa! 651 00:28:40,928 --> 00:28:41,928 What the fuck was that? 652 00:28:44,807 --> 00:28:46,557 -Oh, my God. -Vince. 653 00:28:47,309 --> 00:28:50,436 Vince! 654 00:28:51,522 --> 00:28:53,189 l don't know about my dreams 655 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:59,821 l don't know about my dreaming anymore 656 00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:04,409 All that l know is l'm fallin' 657 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,577 Fallin', fallin' 658 00:29:06,662 --> 00:29:08,996 Fallin' 659 00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:13,000 Might as well fall in 660 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:18,631 l don't know about my love 661 00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:24,053 l don't know about my 662 00:29:24,138 --> 00:29:26,722 Loving anymore 663 00:29:26,807 --> 00:29:28,599 All that l know is 664 00:29:28,684 --> 00:29:32,019 l'm fallin', fallin', fallin' 665 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,646 Fallin' 666 00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:38,192 Might as well fall in 667 00:29:41,655 --> 00:29:44,282 l don't know about my dreams 668 00:29:47,035 --> 00:29:50,663 l don't know about my dreaming anymore 669 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:54,041 All that l know is 670 00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,335 l'm fallin', fallin' 671 00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:58,713 Fallin', fallin'