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(THEME MUSlC PLAYlNG)

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(RADlO CHATTER)

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l can't believe he killed himself.

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TURTLE: l can't believe l saw brains.

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And he wouldn't come out.
l told him he was being selfish.

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That's the last thing he heard.

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-ERlC: You can't blame yourself, Vince.
-Seriously, bro,

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-the guy was a mess.
-Even more so now.

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Hey, what do brains look like?

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-ERlC: Jesus.
-What? l'm curious.

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They're gross. They're like
mashed-up spaghetti and meatballs.

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They used kosher egg noodles
and cottage cheese

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when l got shot in the head
in New York Undercover.

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Did it look real?

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Yeah, l thought it did.

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l'll now forever know
what looks real and what don't.

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-l'll never get it out of my head.
-Spaghetti and meatballs?

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No, brains, Scott! Carl Ertz's fucking brains!

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-Guys, stop, please.
-Seriously. Please.

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Hey Vince, we're just about done here.

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VlNCE: ls there anything else we can do?

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Yeah, l'm gonna need
you and your buddy to come down

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to the station and give an official statement.

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-Okay, no problem.
-(COUGHS lNTENTLY)

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-You okay?
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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Okay.

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You're not saying shit till you guys lawyer up.

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ERlC: Relax.

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No, don't tell me to relax.
You know what they're gonna do?

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They're gonna put you guys
in separate rooms,

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shine bright lights in your faces and see

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-if your stories match up.
-Our stories are gonna match up.

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-We've got nothing to hide.
-Seriously, Johnny, we didn't do anything.

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-The cops did find coke in there, Vince.
-So? l didn't touch it.

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-l was with him. He didn't touch it.
-lt doesn't matter.

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-You're on probation.
-Lawyer up.

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-l'm gonna call Jim Lefkowitz.
-Um, call Shauna too.

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Get out in front of this thing.

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-MAN: Vince, look this way.
-Too late for that.

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-TMZ is already out in front of it.
-Great.

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-Precinct should be fun.
-(CLAMORlNG)

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-How's my hair look?
-MAN: Look here, look here.

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l have never kept my Berry off this long.

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-Not for anyone.
-Aha, neither have l.

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What? l bet l have
more missed emails and voicemails

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-than you do.
-Really?

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-l run a studio, Ari.
-l run a worldwide talent agency

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-with 645 employees.
-Mmm. (LAUGHS)

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-Well, do you wanna bet?
-Bet? What do you have to bet?

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Mmm.

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Do you wanna double Vince's
salary on Air-Walker?

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Lose the back end
for Taylor Lautner on Cave Dwellers.

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-Can't do it.
-lt's a cameo.

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He's working for three days.
He doesn't deserve back-end gross.

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-Let's just bet sex.
-(SQUEALS)

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-(BOTH LAUGH)
-Oh, what do l win?

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-Funny.
-(SNlCKERS)

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Okay. Um,

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l have 1 32 emails and 1 6 voicemails.

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l have 420 emails and my voicemail is full.

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-Come on.
-lt's a lot even for me.

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-You wanna start rolling calls?
-Not really.

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Maybe we just leave it off
and we stay in bed the rest of the day.

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-Aw, you would never do that.
-Mmm.

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Actually if l didn't have therapy,
l swear l would.

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-You go to therapy?
-Yes, l do. You surprised?

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-l'm shocked.
-lt's couples therapy, actually.

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Wow. (SlGHS)

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Now l'm even more shocked.
Why are you going to couples therapy?

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When your marriage is in trouble,
that's what you do.

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Well, l think your marriage
is long past trouble.

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Yeah. (SlGHS)

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(PHONE RlNGS)

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Ah, it's okay. You can answer it.

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-(PHONE RlNGS)
-So can you.

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Huh, thank you.

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DANA: Ahem.
BOTH: Hello.

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-What?
-Holy shit!

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(CLAMORlNG)

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Out of my way, you parasites.
Jesus Christ, move!

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Vincent, don't say a fucking word to anybody!

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-Hi, Shauna.
-How are you doing, baby? Okay?

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-l'm okay.
-l saw brains.

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Vinnie, how are you doing?
Sorry l missed your call. l was in a meeting.

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-lt's okay. l'm fine, Ari.
-l saw brains.

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That's great.
l'm guessing they weren't Drama's.

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Come on, let him through.
He's not answering anything.

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Your lawyer's inside, Vince.
Come on, let's go.

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Get that fucking camera out of my face!

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Prick!

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Hey, it's me, yeah. l nee...

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l need to push therapy to 1 2:1 5.
Can you call me back when you can?

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-Therapy?
-Yeah, couples therapy.

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-l thought you were divorced.
-Separated.

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l thought she was seeing Bobby Flay.

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-Who told you that?
-Huh, everyone.

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So you just be straightforward and honest
and then we should be out of here soon.

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-Hey, Ari.
-Okay, okay.

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Only issue is because
there were drugs on the premises,

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l'm sure your P.O. is gonna want a drug test.

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-Drug test?
-Yeah.

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That's okay. He didn't do any drugs.

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-That's good. And that's true?
-l didn't touch anything in his house.

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Okay, good. Well, l'll let you know
what the P.O. says as soon as l hear.

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Hey, Jim,
how long do you think it's gonna take?

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-What, do you have to be somewhere, Ari?
-Marriage therapy.

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Shut the fuck up, Shauna.
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

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Ari, go.

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-l'm fine. Seriously.
-Are you sure?

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-Yeah. Take care of your family.
-Thanks, buddy.

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-l'll call you after.
-l'll call you.

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-Thanks.
-Guys, come with us.

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We're gonna try to get you out of here
as fast as possible.

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-You're not gonna separate them, right?
-Why would l?

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Don't mind him. He's seen way
too many episodes of Law & Order.

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Been on more than l've seen, actually.

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-Jim, what do l do?
-Just relax and tell the truth.

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-You'll be all right.
-Yeah. Don't throw up.

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-Why would he throw up?
-Guy's got a weak constitution.

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-lf he has to relive the carnage, who knows?
-No, he's right.

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-l might throw up.
-l thought you guys were from the hood.

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-(SlGHS)
-His mother and auntie coddled him.

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-All right, Turtle. Let's go.
-You'll be all right, guys. Just relax.

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-Coffee?
-Sure.

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-You okay?
-Not really.

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You need to get some sleep.

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l actually need to talk to you.

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-Okay.
-Just give me a second.

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l'm trying to figure out
how we're gonna have a conversation

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without getting into a fight.

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Ha, what conversation?
Why would we have a fight?

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Because you like to tell me
what l've done wrong.

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-You don't like to fix things.
-Really?

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You know what? Pull over here.

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You know what my first thought was
when this was going on?

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"Oh, fuck, what's E gonna say?"

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The guy shoots himself two feet from me

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and l'm thinking you're gonna tell me
l shouldn't have been there.

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-l mean, how fucked is that?
-(SNlCKERS)

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-You're like a nagging mom.
-Yeah, maybe you need that.

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-Say it.
-Say what?

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-Say l told you so.
-l didn't tell you anything.

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Because l didn't know
you were fucking going there,

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because you didn't fucking tell me.
Now what the fuck are we talking about?

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E, l need my friend right now, not a lecture.

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-Okay.
-Promise?

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-l promise.
-l smoked a joint last week.

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Jesus.

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l needed to do it.
l've been in rehab and a lot of it was good,

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but a lot of it was them telling me,
"You're an addict

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"and you can never ever
do this or that ever again."

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And l know how this is gonna sound.

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l don't think l'm an addict.

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And l needed to prove it to myself and l did.

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l took a couple of puffs,
none of you even knew about it

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and l haven't thought about it since.

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l don't think an addict can do that.

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-Okay.
-So now what?

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E, l can't take a drug test.

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l don't know what they'll do to me
if l test positive.

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Relax. We'll figure it out.

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-Figure what out?
-l don't know, all right?

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But l'm not gonna lecture you again.
But from here on in,

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l need to know everything that you're thinking
and everything that you're doing or l'm gone.

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-Do you understand that?
-Yes, l do. But what do we do?

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-How much did you smoke?
-Two puffs, nothing.

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-Maybe it's out of your system.
-How do we find out?

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We'll call the guys, pick up a couple
of home tests and we'll go from there.

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Okay. Thanks.

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l think you need to keep your words
simple and short,

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express how you feel and don't let it escalate.

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Well, my blood pressure is escalating
every minute l sit here waiting.

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But we could still talk about just you.

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-l don't want to talk about me.
-l'm sorry.

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Got here as fast as l could.

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-Hi. Hi.
-Hi.

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What'd l miss?

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-What's wrong?
-Oh, nothing.

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What? Someone tell me.

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l think your wife should tell you.

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Please tell me.

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How could you be 30 minutes late today?

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l'm not 30 minutes late. l'm four minutes late.

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-l called you and told you to push it back.
-l was already here

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-when you called.
-Well, l... l didn't know...

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Yeah, well, you also called me
and told me to push it

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like l was your secretary
and you wanted me to change a meeting.

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l didn't mean to...

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How many times have you left me
sitting here...

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-Lef...
-...when it was important to me

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for us to be here?

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And now you want me to be here.
That's what you asked for.

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-ls that what you asked for?
-lt is.

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But listen,
do you know what happened to me today?

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(LAUGHS) Ari, l don't care
what happened to you today.

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Well, that's nice. ls that nice?

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She's trying to express a feeling.

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That she doesn't care
what happened to me today.

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We've been coming here for years
and always something happens.

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-l can explain this.
-l don't want you to explain.

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You see that, Doc?
Now that she's seeing someone,

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my life is unimportant.

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l didn't say that,
but my life is equally important.

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-Do you believe that?
-Equally?

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Of course he doesn't believe that.
l was never put first.

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So Bobby Flay who has as many housewives
as chili peppers

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-puts you first. ls that where we're at?
-l'm not gonna go into this.

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You're in it. You're happy now
'cause you found someone new.

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And l guess now l'm happy
'cause l found someone new as well.

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Really? You found someone new?

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-ls that shocking?
-He's just saying that.

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-Are you just saying that?
-What? You think that l can't find someone?

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-What is this, tit for tat?
-What's good for the goose...

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Well, l don't believe you.

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You don't believe
that l can find someone else?

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l think it's believable. l just don't believe you.

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Why don't l send you some pictures
so you can put it up

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in one of Bobby Flay's restaurants?

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Oh, now where are you going?

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How many times has he left these sessions
in the middle?

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Well, it is my turn now.

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So you're just gonna walk out on me?

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Bill this one to her.

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Okay, says here weed can stay
in your system for up to 90 days

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and sometimes as little as five days.

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-Depending on what?
-Every person is different.

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l can naturally secrete any substance
from my body in 36 hours or less.

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-Ugh. Says who?
-l did it in high school.

229
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,855
-For what?
-l juiced for wrestling.

230
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,899
-You were on the wrestling team?
-No, l didn't make it,

231
00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:52,693
but l loaded up for tryouts.

232
00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,987
My piss turned purple. ls that good?

233
00:10:55,071 --> 00:10:57,698
l tried one at the store.
Mine turned purple too.

234
00:10:57,782 --> 00:10:59,074
-Not good.
-No, not good.

235
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,911
-So now what?
-l got vinegar, distilled water and niacin.

236
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,664
-For what?
-We gotta flush out your system.

237
00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:09,418
You drink three or four of these,
they'll barely be able to find blood in you.

238
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,838
-He's gonna drink vinegar?
-Yeah, we're all gonna do it for solidarity.

239
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,423
Whatever we've gotta do, Vin.

240
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,508
l'm new to the team, so maybe l'll just sip it.

241
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,344
-Pussy.
-What's this?

242
00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:21,013
lt's THC-removing hair cleanser.

243
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,349
-ln case they do a hair test.
-l got you razors too.

244
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:26,060
l think you should shave your head and body
even after you use the wash.

245
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,853
Shave my body?
Do you really think this is necessary?

246
00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,355
No, listen, the key to this thing

247
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,815
is getting this drug test pushed back
as far as possible.

248
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,317
l don't think there's anything
we can do about that.

249
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,860
We have to try
'cause every day it's more likely

250
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,487
-to be out of his system.
-All right,

251
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,113
-l'll make a call.
-l'm so fucked.

252
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,366
No, Vin. Come on, drink this shit.

253
00:11:40,450 --> 00:11:42,368
-lt could work.
-Seriously?

254
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:44,411
lt has worked, all right?
We'll all do it together.

255
00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:45,537
-Let's do it.
-Fine.

256
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:46,955
All right.

257
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:51,126
-(BOTH RETCH)
-Hmm,

258
00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,046
-l kind of like it.
-l can't do it.

259
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,715
No, no, come on, bro. We have no choice.

260
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,593
We drink one of these an hour
for however long we get.

261
00:11:59,677 --> 00:12:01,762
We get a few days,
we might have a real good chance.

262
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,973
-All right, spoke to Lefkowitz.
-What'd he say?

263
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,975
-7:00.
-ln the morning?

264
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,477
-Tonight.
-What?

265
00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:11,397
(SlGHS) Wow, wow, l'm so fucked.

266
00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,733
No, come on! Let's drink like 1 00 of these.

267
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,945
-You'll piss pure vinegar.
-Johnny, let it go. Forget it!

268
00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,989
-l have four hours.
-We gotta do something, Vin.

269
00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:24,118
-Take a drive.
-Do you want me to come with you?

270
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:26,245
-No. l'm good.
-What about the press?

271
00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:27,579
Fuck 'em.

272
00:12:29,624 --> 00:12:32,084
-(CLAMORlNG)
-Was Carl Ertz depressed?

273
00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:35,254
-Yo, Billy, where you at?
-l'm at home. Are you okay?

274
00:12:35,338 --> 00:12:37,005
No. l need you. lt's important.

275
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,675
-l'll see you in 10.
-Okay.

276
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,266
Um, excuse me.

277
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,101
You wanna take me out for dinner?

278
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,145
-ls that strange?
-Unexpected.

279
00:12:51,229 --> 00:12:53,480
-Guess therapy didn't go very well.
-No.

280
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:56,275
-Okay.
-l'll pick you up at 7:00.

281
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:57,651
Maybe l should take my own car.

282
00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,279
We're going home together either way.
So it's up to you.

283
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,448
(LAUGHS) Um,

284
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,908
on a business note,

285
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,538
you know, the news says
that Vince is gonna have to take a drug test.

286
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,457
-Don't worry about that.
-lf he fails,

287
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,251
-we have a big problem, Ari.
-He's not gonna fail.

288
00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,462
Why don't you just worry
about what you're gonna wear tonight

289
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,255
-and l'll worry about Vince?
-Okay.

290
00:13:18,339 --> 00:13:19,798
Okay. l'll see you tonight.

291
00:13:19,883 --> 00:13:21,383
Bye. (CHUCKLES)

292
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,720
Okay. Honey, just two seconds, please.

293
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,764
Here's what's gonna happen, all right?

294
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,433
They're gonna call your name,
you're gonna get up,

295
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,311
while 50 waiting degenerates whisper,
"lt's Vince Chase."

296
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,605
An officer is gonna escort you
into the bathroom

297
00:13:34,689 --> 00:13:37,149
and hand you a sealed cup
and watch you open it and piss into it.

298
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,692
How closely is he gonna watch?

299
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,861
Close enough to identify
a freckle on your cock.

300
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,448
Really? And you think
your guy's thing can fool him?

301
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,741
l know it can. l've done it.

302
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,618
l fooled a girlfriend of mine with it for a week.

303
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,912
Seriously.

304
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,580
l mean, are there any other options?

305
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,457
With three hours to go? No, none.

306
00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,586
Fuck it. Let's do it.

307
00:13:59,422 --> 00:14:01,006
l don't feel right about this though, Vince.

308
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,841
-You did it for you and not me?
-You're not me,

309
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,511
-you're Vince Chase.
-Billy, as long as it works.

310
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:08,138
Of course it will work,
so long as you don't panic.

311
00:14:08,223 --> 00:14:09,223
(SCOFFS)

312
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:11,433
-l don't panic.
-Or freeze.

313
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,935
l don't freeze. l don't panic.

314
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,394
Then it will work. But if we're gonna do it,

315
00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:16,688
we've gotta go now 'cause
it may take at least an hour to install.

316
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:18,857
lnstall?

317
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,861
Ari, you're so full of it.
l asked you where this was going

318
00:14:22,946 --> 00:14:25,447
and you said
you still had things to do with your life.

319
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:27,699
l wish that l could be so coldhearted and cool,

320
00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:30,327
but it was you in fact that chose your career.

321
00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:32,329
Oh, maybe in your memory.

322
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,541
You just don't wanna face the fact
that you passed up this good thing.

323
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,335
Listen, you did pretty well with your life,
all right?

324
00:14:38,419 --> 00:14:40,712
Mmm, yeah, except l'm 40 and single.

325
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,048
You got the career
and the whole perfect family.

326
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:45,133
Had the perfect family.

327
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,719
Tsk. Ah, the choices that we make.

328
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:48,887
-Yeah.
-Ari.

329
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:52,140
Look at this,
the world-famous chef Bobby Flay.

330
00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,559
-Hello, Dana.
-How are you, Bobby?

331
00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:56,478
-l'm good.
-l didn't know that you two knew each other.

332
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,981
-You didn't use to date, did you?
-Ari, what are you doing here?

333
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:02,818
l don't know what you mean.
l'm on a date and l'm at my favorite restaurant.

334
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:05,445
-Wow, what's the problem?
-He'll have to explain that to you.

335
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:06,989
Bobby, why don't you go
back to hiding in your kitchen

336
00:15:07,073 --> 00:15:09,074
before l shove a shiitake mushroom
up your ass?

337
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,200
-Hmm, really?
-Yeah.

338
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:12,452
We'd go outside
if l didn't think that was sort of wrong.

339
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,329
-Sort of?
-Asshole.

340
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:19,001
-What the fuck is going on?
-Nothing. l'm just thinking about the veal.

341
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:22,087
lt's an overpriced fucking soft meat. Huh?

342
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,549
-(SlGHS)
-Are you okay?

343
00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,468
-lt itches.
-You'll have it off in an hour.

344
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,679
l just hope
l don't scratch it so much someone sees.

345
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,348
lt's not real, so scratching is
not gonna help your problem.

346
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:34,891
l understand.

347
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,024
-You're panicking, Vince.
-No, l'm not.

348
00:15:42,108 --> 00:15:43,859
-You're freezing.
-Shut up, Billy. l'm not.

349
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,236
-You ever see Midnight Express?
-Yeah.

350
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,238
He panicked. He froze.

351
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,574
l know. l'm not.

352
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,743
-Do you remember what happened to him?
-Yeah.

353
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,786
Don't panic, Vince. Don't freeze.

354
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,039
-l'm not. l won't.
-(ELEVATOR DOOR DlNGS)

355
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,334
-Yo, yo.
-ERlC: Yo.

356
00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:01,835
What are you guys doing here?

357
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,545
We came for support, bro.

358
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,547
l don't need support to take a piss.

359
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,091
Yeah, we were all worried. Are you all right?

360
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:10,302
-Yeah, do l look all right?
-l guess.

361
00:16:10,386 --> 00:16:13,472
-Real confidence booster you are, E.
-SCOTT: Hey, good luck, Vince.

362
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:16,808
Uh, l need to talk to E for a second.

363
00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,275
-You nervous?
-Yep.

364
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,569
-lt's gonna be okay, Vince.
-You think?

365
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:31,323
-(ERlC CLEARS THROAT)
-E, l told you l'd tell you everything,

366
00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:33,450
-so l'm telling you.
-What?

367
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:36,119
-No lectures.
-Lectures are done, Vince.

368
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,789
l'm wearing a fake cock.

369
00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,085
-What?
-A fake cock.

370
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:45,879
-Are you fucking with me?
-No, l'm not fucking with you,

371
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,506
but l'm freaking the fuck out.

372
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:49,508
Billy gave it to me. Do you wanna see it?

373
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:51,593
No, l don't wanna see it.

374
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,887
lt's got clean piss in it.

375
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:55,931
Are you out of your fucking mind?

376
00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,849
This isn't a lecture, this is a request...

377
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,227
Put that fucking thing away!

378
00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:03,522
E, l will fail this test
and l don't know what they're gonna do to me.

379
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,482
l don't know
what they're gonna do with you either, right?

380
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,025
lt's gonna be nothing
compared to what happens

381
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:09,027
-if you get caught with that thing.
-l won't get caught.

382
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,530
-And what if you do?
-You never make this shit easy.

383
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,074
Look, it's either gonna show up or it's not.

384
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:18,286
Okay? lt's weed! The judge is cool,
but no judge is gonna be cool with that.

385
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,330
Things always work out for us, Vince.

386
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:23,875
We will get through this and it will work out.
l guarantee it!

387
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,421
But you cannot walk in there with that
or you'll be throwing your whole life away.

388
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,134
(SlGHlNG)

389
00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,433
-How could you fucking use me like that?
-Dana, l was not using you.

390
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:40,809
-l just thought...
-Oh, that what?

391
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,935
You should bring me to the place

392
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,730
-that the guy who's fucking your wife owns?
-He has good food.

393
00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,314
Ari, l knew when you called me last night

394
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,151
l shouldn't get into this with you again.
We were into it once before.

395
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,944
Yeah, and we had a good thing once.

396
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:52,946
l actually remember it that way, okay?

397
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:54,531
l never remember feeling bad about it,

398
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,366
-but tonight l really do.
-Look, l'm sorry.

399
00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,785
What? Look, don't be, okay?

400
00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,037
We deal with each other on a daily basis.

401
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,498
-Just please forget this ever happened.
-Look, Dana...

402
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:05,375
Goodbye, Ari!

403
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:08,003
(PHONE RlNGS)

404
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:09,671
Hello.

405
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,716
-What the fuck are you thinking?
-What's the problem?

406
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,343
What, you think that Bobby wouldn't tell me
that you were there on a date?

407
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,388
l guess the bro code's out the window
when you're fucking someone's wife.

408
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:21,266
l'm really hurt
and, quite frankly, embarrassed!

409
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,685
-How do you think l felt?
-Anyone else, Ari.

410
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,854
l mean, even if you insist
on throwing it in my face,

411
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,690
-l could deal with anyone else.
-What do you mean?

412
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,525
l always knew you were fucking Dana Gordon.

413
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,651
That's not true.

414
00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:34,488
-Not since 1 992.
-What? The year that l moved out here?

415
00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:39,159
l have never cheated on you,
but it's nice to know that you still care.

416
00:18:39,744 --> 00:18:41,328
However you wanna look at it, Ari.

417
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,793
-l can't take the stress.
-Ah, you can't?

418
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:49,586
-What about Vinnie?
-No, l'm fine.

419
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:51,463
-Are you?
-What happens happens.

420
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,549
-We will overcome.
-We're survivors, Vince.

421
00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,926
l think you're gonna pass, Vin.

422
00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:58,136
Oh, now you're being positive?
You said he had no chance.

423
00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:01,139
l read my horoscope. And it said good
things were gonna happen for me.

424
00:19:01,224 --> 00:19:02,933
That's good, jerkoff.
Maybe you should've read his.

425
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,268
You don't lock doors around here?
l could be robbing the place.

426
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:09,356
-Ari, you didn't have to come to this.
-l got nowhere else to be.

427
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,484
Are you all right, Ari?

428
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:16,321
Listen, we had a little problem.
Vince may fail his drug test.

429
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,032
-No. Blow?
-Weed.

430
00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:21,576
Jesus fucking Christ, Vinnie!

431
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,496
ERlC: Even if he does,
Lefkowitz has dealt with this judge a lot.

432
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:26,331
He doesn't think
he'll get more than a 1 0-day sentence.

433
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:29,000
-We'll lose Air-Walker.
-Well, you can talk to Dana Gordon

434
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:30,752
-about that, right?
-l...

435
00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:31,878
-(PHONE RlNGS)
-Lefkowitz right here.

436
00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:34,130
l want it. Here we go.

437
00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,467
Hey, Jim. Yeah.

438
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,180
Yeah, yeah.

439
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:45,600
Yeah, okay. l appreciate it.

440
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,061
(SlGHS) l'm all good.

441
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,813
-(CHEERlNG)
-ARl: Unbelievable.

442
00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:52,148
-That is amazing.
-Beyond amazing!

443
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,776
God, the court system
is so beautifully fucked up.

444
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:57,362
l mean, they must've switched your shit
with somebody else's.

445
00:19:57,446 --> 00:20:00,198
Some other poor sap
will probably get the electric chair.

446
00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:03,618
-Yeah, some people are just blessed, huh?
-l used to be blessed.

447
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:07,163
This chapter is now over.
lt's time to get back on top.

448
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,957
-Johnny's movie, Ari?
-l'm on it.

449
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,375
-Air-Walker?
-March.

450
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,253
-My focus is back.
-l can't believe you passed!

451
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,923
-Yeah, l can't believe it either.
-Yeah, well,

452
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:20,176
-you know.
-You didn't take it off, did you?

453
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:27,142
-You pissed?
-Pissed about what?

454
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,394
-Honestly?
-Yeah, l suppose.

455
00:20:29,478 --> 00:20:32,105
-What are you guys talking about?
-Yeah, it's rude not to share.

456
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,816
Look, l would've never agreed, but...

457
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,776
-Yeah?
-You sick fuck,

458
00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:37,986
you know what would happen

459
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,446
-if you would've gotten caught?
-(BOTH LAUGH)

460
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,364
-Caught? What?
-l don't wanna know.

461
00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:43,909
-l do, l do.
-Me too. What the hell is going on?

462
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,911
-l'll let you guys figure.
-ERlC: No!

463
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:47,495
-(SHOUTS)
-VlNCE: Scared?

464
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,790
(LAUGHlNG)

465
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:52,626
Hello? Hello?

466
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,170
Ha-ho!

467
00:20:58,341 --> 00:21:00,508
Now a lot of people think
this is easy as it looks

468
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,928
Books and books
of rhyme concepts and hooks

469
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:05,305
Session to session
To get thoughts manifestin'

470
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,432
Stressin' and stressin'
To hit the world with a blessin'

471
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:10,018
A lot of people often ask
"Puba, how you givin' back?"

472
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,312
The way l give back
is through the knowledge of my raps

473
00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,689
Like a gem for all my people
caught out on a limb

474
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,359
Who be givin' in
Caught out on a stem, who don't wanna win

475
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:19,611
"l'm feelin' you
l know you gettin' down like that

476
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:22,155
"What l'm sayin', dawg
ls let me hold a little somethin' black

477
00:21:22,239 --> 00:21:23,239
"l'll hit you back"

478
00:21:23,324 --> 00:21:25,241
Come on, dead that
That's the 10th time l heard that

479
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:27,953
All you know is gimme
l work hard for every penny that l make

480
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,330
Video and tape, LP and CD

481
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,790
lf l fall, you feedin' me?

482
00:21:31,874 --> 00:21:33,959
No dough to spread
Always keep a level head

483
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,461
Long as my seeds get fed
lt won't go to my head, so...

484
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:38,964
Don't let it go to your head, no

485
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:41,257
Everybody love a star when he on top

486
00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:43,635
Don't, don't let it go to your head, no

487
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:46,262
Nobody comes around
when the star starts to drop

488
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:49,975
Don't let it go to your head
No, no, no, no

489
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:52,060
(MUSlC CONTlNUES)