"Wake up, wake up, wake up.. it's a brand new day!"
"Wake up, wake up, wake up.. everything begins today!"
"Wake up.."
"Wake up, wake up, wake up.. it's a brand new day!"
"Wake up, wake up, wake up.. everything begins today!"
Even on a Sunday he sets an alarm for 6 am!
"Wake up, wake up, wake up.. it's a brand new day!"
Get up Annu's papa.
Why are you yelling at 6am on a Sunday morning?!
Spoilt my sleep!
I am not yelling your phone is!
How did you know its 6am?
From the alarm.
If you are awake and the phone is besides you, can't you switch it off?!
I am not awake. I am still sleeping.
I am talking in my sleep. Go to sleep.
Make potato stuffed Indian bread for breakfast.
This man doesn't forget to ask for favors even in his sleep!
Good morning. Today is Sunday.
And something different on a Sunday.
"Wake up, wake up, wake up.."
That one is for 6.15 am.
I am done sleeping now!
Great! Just one Sunday I get to relax..
..and you can't even bear that much!
Why are you accusing me early in the morning?!
Don't you have any other work?
If you don't, then start the motor and fill the tank.
Fill it up please. The water supply will stop.
If you are so concerned, why don't you do it yourself!
I am sleeping.
Good morning.
Theirs isn't so good, so thought I will wish you.
And anyways, doing something special on a Sunday..
..has been a part of a rule in these ordinary households since long.
It includes some special food to some special sleeping.
I mean sleeping till late specially.
And many times, these are rules are broken very easily..
Just like it happened just now.
But don't worry.
There is no punishment for breaking these rules.
What you get are just episodes.. not stories.
Because in stories, hearts don't matter.
And then, this episode is of a Sunday.
"Sometimes high, sometimes low..."
"Sometimes twisted.."
"..and sometimes straight."
"A little twisted, and a little restrained.."
"...but I held on to it."
"A little wet, and a little dry."
"Sometimes low and sometimes high."
"Sometimes melt in the mouth like cardamom..."
"...otherwise as hard as ginger."
"Life was a piggybank of memories."
"Life was a piggybank. "
Mummy, make some tea.
Did you brush your teeth?
There is no water in the bathroom.
Just gargled and came.
So you will have tea without brushing!
Give him! A lion never brushes!
He is no lion.. he is Mishra-ji's lamb!
And he is just like his father!
Annu.. get the tool box please.
Yes.
Mother, did you wake up early?
I mean when your sleep isn't complete you become irritable.
I see! I am irritable!
I am irritable, is it!
Both father and son are alike!
Really! Then call the one who is like you.
Keeps sleeping till 9 in the morning.
And when we go there, he will cry.
I am not sleeping. Am in the toilet.
The water is over. I am trapped inside.
Son.. are you trapped or is your trapped?!
Great! Keep sitting!
Will send some hot potato stuffed Indian bread inside.
And come out only after you brush your teeth!
Forget it.
Bittu, get at tin of water from mummy, or else he will sleep inside.
She is not home. She is in hospital.
Hospital?!
You don't know?
She had greying hair.
So she used to eat Indian gooseberry.
Someone told her she should eat the seed also.
And so she started eating it too.
And day before, the seed was too hard and she broke her tooth.
Does anyone go to a hospital for a broken tooth?
But she also got kidney stones because of the seeds.
She is being operated for that.
Dr. Mahawar is treating her.
Annu.. take this.. get some water from the buffalo guy.
Don't make me struggle so early on a Sunday morning!
You very well know what an aggressive woman that lady is.
Not more than your father!
She won't fight with me just for taking some water from the hand pump.
And don't give me this Sunday excuse!
Every day is Sunday for you.
Take this and get going.
Go on!
And why are you fretting with it.
You won't be able to do it, call the plumber!
Why won't I be able to do it?
Of course! You're a magician!
You will spit on it and it will start working, right!
Call the plumber, he will do it quickly.
Forget it.
This is a technical job. Bird brains can't do it.
Plumbers are smart. That is their job.
I am talking about you.
Are you in a mood to fight? Tell me if it is so!
Are you in a mood to fight?
Go away lady!
Mummy.. I am trapped here since fifteen minutes!
I have to go for a game of cricket.
We have a match today.
Annu has gone to get some water.
The motor won't be repaired today I think!
Not even a single holiday passes when I can spend..
..a relaxed day with the family.
Last Sunday, you started painting the cooler.
And also colored the whole terrace doing that.
And to top it, you fainted after inhaling the paint!
Have you ever smelled paint? Have you?!
It is intoxicating.
A person can faint in no time!
And anyways I was doing something for the house.
What rubbish!
And the Sunday before that.. you were distributing invitation..
..cards, whose daughter was that?!
And the man never invited you for the wedding!
So.. it is modern times. These things happen!
Yes, it is modern time. And everything bad happens to you only!
All your holiday passes just like that.
You will take up some job, waste 4 hours doing it.
And still that job would be not done properly.
And then, your condition will be like that of Sunny Deol's..
..in the movie, 'Border', after the war ends.
He doesn't do any job, just keeps roaming..
..because all the work is done by the soldiers.
Right now, stuffed Indian bread is being made.
The house is left to be sweep and swopped.
The utensils need to be washed.
And to add it clothes also to be washed!
And there isn't a drop of water left in the tank.
And when I tell him, he says it is technical job.
Bird brains won't understand.
If I had known that you were so over smart..
..I would have never marry..
What were you saying?
I am Sunny Deol of the movie, 'Border'?
I can't do any job properly.
If you had known before, you wouldn't have married me.
Yes. That's what I was saying.
Aman..
- Yes..
Did you get any water?
Yes. Enough to wash myself.
Then go on.
Here comes some more.
Flush with it and if any is left, take a bath too.
Annu.. the plumber's number is lying under my bed.
Go and get it.
Have you ever seen a mountain built from a mole hill?
You surely must have.
In the houses in these lanes, it is very common.
But over here, before they become mountains..
..they become arguments.
Just as the argument between parents.
In the parents don't stop at arguing..
..then the problem so created is called a clash.
Today, in this house of the lane, there will be a clash.
Mummy, I will leave as soon as I eat the breakfast.
I have a big match today. Don't stop me.
Papa, the plumber is on the way. Why are you trying to be the expert?
Alright then.. u start now.
May be your engineering degree can be put to use.
Mummy, I have done civil engineering.
And this is a mechanical job.
And now I am doing SSC.
To hell with your SSC.
I never see you studying.
Yes. Tell me what is happening in Syria these days.
- Yes, tell me. - Yes, tell me.
In Syria, plots are being made for the creative people..
to make Oscar deserving film for the year 2050.
If you want to know any more than that, visit youtube..
..watch it and read it. And let me lift my weights!
Look, look.. how the boy is back answering!
And why not! After all he has learned it from his father.
Hey! Why should everything end, by accusing me!
Do something. Go inside and sleep.
When your sleep is incomplete, you're irritable all the day.
I see!
I should go and sleep?! Then who will do the chores?
You had demanded stuffed Indian bread.
Who will make it? Tell me!
Who will make it! You?
Why not?! Can't I make?!
I will also make chutney to go with the bread!
I won't serve it with sauce like you do.
Annu.. get some coriander, chilly and tomato from the fridge.
Aman.. take some money from mother's purse and get some butter.
I will apply butter also.
Dare you touch my purse!
It is my money lying in your purse.
Alright! Keep your money and the purse too!
In an argument, after pointing out each other's shortcomings..
..things move towards each others' relatives.
Everyone in your family is a gambler..
All the time they can be seen shuffling cards under a tree!
And everyone in your family is fraud!
Your maternal uncle's son swindled 10000 bucks of mine..
..in a network marketing scheme.
He said I could buy a BMW in a couple of years!
Nonsense! He is riding a bicycle these days.
Ok. But your mother is no less!
She came and lived here for four months.
I served her so much. But she goes back and says..
..daughter-in-law ignores me!
And your father.. your father.. just a minute!
What sickness your maternal grandfather has?
OCD..
Yes! Your father has OCD!
I sent him to get a haircut for the kids.
But he came back bald and had the kids go bald too!
Don't get my father in to this! I tell you!
So you also don't bring my mother into this, ok! I tell you!
And the whole family knows about what you did after getting drunk..
..at my brother's wedding! You climbed the drummer..
..and danced on his shoulders!
Yes. So? Are you any less?
When my people come, you are always in the kitchen.
And when your people come, you behave like..
..the Americans who have seen a UFO.
- How is that? - Over excited!
Oh sister-in-law! You are here! Please sit! Please sit!
Aman.. Aman.. start the cooler!
Scream! Scream louder!
Let the entire neighborhood know what is going on in this house.
Get aside!
I will make my own bread.
Just made a couple of stuff breads and he has ruined the whole kitchen!
Who is playing these songs?
They have been playing since four days.
There is a wedding at the buffalo lady's house.
Tell her to stop.
I won't! You don't know how dangerous she is.
She fought with her husband and chopped his ear off.
He became blind.
How can one become blind if an ear is chopped?!
He already had a weak sight.
He couldn't wear his glasses when his ear was chopped.
And thus he became blind.
Yes Lucky..
Wait. Hello..
Hello..
No. Not playing at our house.
It's been playing in the neighboring buffalo lady's house..
..since four days. Can't even study.
What will you do!
Alright. Do whatever you want.
But be careful. She is a treacherous woman.
She releases her buffaloes to run after.
Hey mummy!
Why do you do this!!!
Come here.. sit down. Father, move.
Dip her finger in water?
Dip her finger in water.
If there is any water!
You shut up!
I don't want to talk to you.
Even I don't want to talk to you!
Shut your mouth.
I shouldn't have married you at all!
Ok, you should have married someone else!
You could have married that engineer who rejected you.
Tell why he rejected you? Come on, tell!
I will tell.
Because she had head lice.
I have got a rejected piece!
What are you saying, papa?!
Mummy, you eat your stuffed bread!
Mummy.. mummy..
mummy..
Go on eat!
Mummy, come on eat. Take.
Hello..
What!
Wait, I am coming. Ok, wait.
Papa..
Lucky has cut off the electricity supply to the buffalo woman's house.
He climbed the pillar.
He is not being able to come down.
He has called me.
Silence..
The most emotional part of an argument.
If the father loses in this battle, the silence is short lived.
But if the mother loses.. only the mother can tell how long it will last.
Most of the time, mothers don't say anything in this silent period.
They just lie on one end of the bed.
But papa tries to do a lot.
Have your tea.
The plumber had come.
He has repaired the motor.
Now it won't break down.
We will install a bigger tank. I have discussed with him.
A branded one.
In summers, the water in it will not get warm in noon.
It also has a warrantee of 17 and half months.
Is your sleep complete?
Ok.. shall I massage your head?
Satyaprakash Tiwari..
That was the name of the engineer, right?
He had visited my office the other day.
God knows why.. he rejected you for head lice.
And he himself is totally bald now.
Just like Anupam Kher.
I admit I am bit reckless.
But definitely smarter than him.
Smile.
Half of Sunday passed this way.
Get chicken. Annu had asked me to cook.
Annu keeps saying that every week.
You tell what you want to eat.
Will you have 'Rohu' fish?
No.. alright.
Ok. I'll get chicken.
At least smile now.
Properly.
"There is a popular saying in English.
And they lived happily ever after.
For more than half couples of this country..
..this saying makes no sense.
Because here, people, along with happiness..
..also tolerate sadness, quarrels and insult.
Anyways, there is a popular saying in Hindi..
..it says that if you only get happiness..
..happiness loses is value."
Remember, last time we had a fight like this one.
I came to console you and Aman was born.
Think over.. they do need a sister.
'Raksha Bandhan' is also approaching.
You talk a lot these days. Understand.