[Nikki] I just want to show dad, that
his girlfriend is out on a lunch date. That's it.
For just a day, our dad took us out for lunch,
and you came on a date with him!
You didn't know,
that today your girlfriend is with him.
You were out with a man on a lunch date.
You should've told me at least.
Lunch date! What are you saying, Rohit?
He was my client.
Mom sent us here to say sorry, and we have said so.
- Yes, Rohit? - Nikki and Bani had come here.
They were at fault.
They can't talk to Ananya like this.
Till the time of your daughter's marriage,
- you shift to your farmhouse. - Thanks.
[Title Montage]
[Cherry] Great! I have to admire Poonam!
She's playing a mean game, huh.
Totally! She's on a roll.
In just a move, she's an ideal wife as well as a helpless wife.
- Respect! - You think so?
- Of course. - I'm not sure.
[V] She didn't ask Rohit to come to the farmhouse even once.
Rather I told him to go there.
She didn't tell, but she did instigate.
This is smartness.
To get it done without getting noticed.
Ana, warning signals, babe! Get ready to fight.
Isn't this our madam's master stroke on Poonam's stroke?
How is Poonam great?
That tag belongs to our Ana!
- Why? - "Rohit, you go home,"
"be a good husband."
"Poonam needs you. She needs you."
Nonsense. He's after all a dad.
It's his daughters marriage.
Does the father not have any responsibilities?
Oh please! In a Hamam, everyone is naked.
Don't hide anything from us at least.
Come on, I'm not so mean, okay?
Oh yes, you are!
- Rascal. - Super b***h, well done.
What?
What're you girls doing?
- [Ana] Stop it. - Girls!
[Man] Which posture is this?
Master, we have invented a new posture.
It is called as 's***a-b*******m'.
[Everyone laughing]
Gifts, designers, caterers.
[Door opens] I'll handle everything,
but how do I arrange the lighting of the house?
I don't understand.
Shall I call Brother Pranav? He'll be of help.
- Yes... - I'll help.
Tell me what to do. I can handle all this.
[Rohit] You must be thinking what am I doing here?
Bani is my daughter also.
Where is Bani?
- In her room. - Thanks.
Bless you.
He's come like he never went.
This is a God-given opportunity!
Do not waste it.
If he stays with family, and spends time with you,
then probably he'll get rid of his foolishness.
The court has given us six months anyway,
for the divorce.
In a relation where 20 years were not enough,
what will six months do?
[Cherry] Look at him.
Look at the car, physique and the attitude.
- But not... - Exactly.
He's an average guy.
He's your Val Kilmer from Vasant Vihar, right?
We had named him in a rush.
I mean, this guy; f*****g average guy,
with average IQ, income, body, attitude,
even average junior.
You just went on two dates, right? You even checked out the junior?
Nowadays everything happens right on the first date itself.
[laughs]
But, that's not the point.
The point is, this guy hasn't called me back.
He dumped me.
Then find someone else. What about Dilip?
He's definitely above-average!
What do you think? Didn't I check him out?
- Oh. - Of course you did.
He's hot.
But, he's not into us.
From where did this 'us' come?
I mean, I'm definitely not there.
And even you don't stand a chance.
You know what, guys?
I think this Mr. Dilip, hot body, hot wheels.
- I think he's gay. - What?
[Vandy] Yeah.
I think you're right.
Are you girls crazy? I know him since college.
Just because he didn't check us out,
- doesn't mean he's gay. Okay? - Oh please!
He didn't pay heed to anyone of us. He's definitely gay.
Anyway, Cherry.
Learn something from our Ana.
Her boyfriend's missing for the last two days.
But she didn't even complain once.
His daughter's getting married, okay? There is a lot of work.
[Keyboard clicking]
[Woman] America...
What a disappointment, darling!
Are you going on a honeymoon or some business conference?
Honeymoons are for exploring each other, sweetheart.
Go to Venice. Kiss in the Gondolas!
[Woman] Hold each other's hands on the footbridges,
and make out under the streetlamps.
Uff! Now, that's romantic, huh?
[Chuckles] Aunty, hang on.
This Venice and Paris is not my cup of tea.
But...
when did you visit Paris?
Not even, but with whom should be the question.
[Bani exclaims]
And you know what,
what is the biggest spoilsport in romance?
- What? - Marriage.
Wow.
Thanks. But great timing, Aunty.
Exactly. Great timing!
Then keep one thing in mind, Bani.
Keeping a marriage 'sexcited'
is very tough.
It takes some effort.
How're your boring parents?
Don't take marriage tips from them.
No way, Aunty.
And mom is fine. Even Dad is okay.
I was wondering,
for Wedding gifts,
shall I go and shop from an adult store?
- Aunty? - Shall I bring them something?
Knives. In fact,
- swords. - Hmm, seriously.
[Knocking on the door]
[Rohit] Bani.
Can I come in?
- Aunty, I'll call you back. - Okay, sweetheart.
[Door opens]
- Hi. - Hi, Dad.
[Door closes]
Ohh!
Long drive I tell you.
Why have you come here? Did mom call you?
No, mom didn't call me. I've come myself.
Am I not supposed to?
Bani, you're my firstborn.
It's your marriage, I'm your father.
Just cut the emotional c**p.
You know well,
that we've got used to your absence.
Right.
Fortunately or unfortunately,
I haven't got habituated to it.
Anyway, I got you something.
Dad, you keep it there. I'll look at it later.
Just look at it once. It's nice, you'll like it.
Dad, why have you come?
Can't you see that we're handling everything?
Mom's handling everything.
- We don't need you. - But I need you, Bani.
I need you and Nikki.
Do you remember,
what I used to say when you two were very young?
That you're half my heart and Nikki is the other half.
Let me, let me show you what I've got.
See.
You probably don't remember.
This is our first photo together.
Nice, healthy born baby.
- We know we love so much... - Dad, that's not me.
It's you.
You getting confused, that's Nikki.
No, it's not Nikki.
Got you!
You're thinking whether I'm confused over this being Nikki?
When this photograph was taken, I remember precisely,
I cleaned your nose with my handkerchief.
And Nikki at this time, was in mummy's tummy.
How can this be Nikki?
I'm your father, still.
You're not my father.
[Bani laughing]
[Music playing]
[Poonam] Rohit, please, come here once.
Coming.
[Cell phone beeps]
- Guys, how is this? - Perfect.
Okay.
Hey, Nikki. What, she's wearing a backless?
Nikki...
[Rohit] It's going on for three days now.
Lunch, cocktails, dinner. Lunch, cocktails, dinner.
I'm already so tired.
[Ananya chuckles]
Okay, wait. Let me show you what I'm wearing.
What do you think? I know the color is a bit...
but I think it'll look good in the sunlight, isn't it?
Very handsome!
You're looking very good.
Didn't I tell you that this color looks good on you always.
Nice. [Door opens]
Rohit, your long shirt's buttons...
- Your long shirts buttons. - Keep it there.
I'm...I'm sorry.
- I'll call you a little later. - Yeah, bye.
[Nikki] Oh my God! Aunty. I love you.
What took you so long? We've been waiting for you.
The enjoyment of arrival can be experienced only when
people are desperately awaiting it.
Aunty, come on! Oh there she is.
Hey, Nikki.
Hi, sweetheart.
Well, babes, I have rewards for all of those who waited.
- I like it. - Nikki.
Thank you.
Aunty, this...this is for you.
Why did you bother?
No problem at all.
- Thank you! - One second. Hello!
Aunty, I'm the bride. Where's my gift?
Well, I saved the best, for my bride!
But, shall I give it in front of everyone?
No, please!
Not in front of everyone. Give it later.
No, since you're asking, I think I'll give it.
No, I don't like that wicked look on you.
- I'm not taking it right now. - Well, let's just put it this way.
This is rather hard-core.
It is very expensive,
and it lasts a long time.
Aunty, please don't do this. No.
-[Sheena] Open it! -No! Aunty!
You're crazy.
[Bani exclaims]
Oh my God! It's...
it's a jewellery set, Aunty.
Thank you so much. I love you.
Second gift, later on, huh!
Come on, Aunty!
Granny, look at this! Nikki, look.
Help me wear it, come here.
- Hi, Sheena! - [Sheena] Oh!
[Sheena kisses]
Hi, Brother-in-law.
Mom, Dad. See this.
What aunty has brought. Isn't this gorgeous?
- It's beautiful. - Wow!
- Brother-in-law, one second. - Lovely!
I've brought these cufflinks for you.
- I'm sure you'll love them. - Oh. Thank you so much.
And I'll give you your gifts in your room only.
[Poonam laughs]
- Shall we go? - Let's go.
- What's going on? - Dad, what do you think?
- How is it? - [Rohit] It's very beautiful.
But not as beautiful as you, or Nikki.
[Sheena] Do not cry, Poo.
In a way, it's good.
Sheena, is it good?
My 20 year long marriage has broken,
and you're saying it's good?
Marriages are meant to be broken.
After a point,
a marriage is only a liability.
People may agree or disagree,
or they may misunderstand,
- it's their choice. - I don't believe it.
Rohit and my marriage,
was perfect. It was just perfect,
had Ananya not come in between us.
If not Ananya, it would've been someone else.
Believe me. And why did Ananya come at all?
Because you and brother-in Law had a lot of issues.
Or else, how could she find space to enter?
Poo, please don't think that she's won a battle against you.
Even Ananya and brother-in-law will have issues.
Even she'll lose brother-in-law.
What?
I've spent my whole life doing Ph.D. in this itself.
Being the other woman.
But you,
shun the ray of hope from your eyes.
that I saw just now.
Neither will you get him, nor Ananya.
It's the way monogamy works.
They get fed up, Poo.
They move on, they don't come back.
- At least not brother-in-law. - Sheena, stop it.
Are you here to share my pain or to aggravate it?
I cannot reduce your suffering.
Only you can help yourself in that.
But...
I can add to her suffering.
What will you do?
Come on, Poo. Let's have a bit of fun.
Sheena, please.
Now, I'll...
use my married name to its full advantage
Anan...Ananya...
Sharma.
Ananya Sharma.
Look out, honey!
Sheena wants to be friends with you.
My enmity is bad,
but my friendship is even worse.
[Cell phone dings]
- Who is this? - Huh?
Hmm...Uh-huh.
Rajagopalan.
Do you remember Rajgopalan, our HauzKhas client?
I think she's his wife.
Darling...
How many mistakes will you commit?
My friendship is going to cost you heavily.
[Poonam laughing] Hey, hold that smile, Sister.
Because the game is on.
I cannot return brother-in-law to you,
but I can make this girl suffer.
[Knocking on the door]
[Door opens]
Uhh, sorry.
If you're done with your gossips,
there's something that I wanted to tell you.
- Brother-in-law. - We...
- We were just talking about you. - Really?
But before anything else, can we take a selfie?
Oh, no. Even Nikki and Bani keep doing it.
- Come on! - It embarrasses me, Sheena.
Sister, you too. Come on!
Come, quickly.
- Come into the frame, Sister. - Come inside.
There you go.
- Done? Thank you, now... - One of the two of you.
Please, please, please.
Sister, closer! And smile.
I've asked for a smile, not your property.
Thank you.
I was saying that...
- Let's eat. - Huh?
- Dinner? - Yeah, okay.
Sheena, you're impossible.
What were you doing?
This sofa looks good, right?
Hmm.
And I think we should throw some color in.
So uhh... [Notification tone]
It's from his side.
I'm going to unfriend her.
How's it going to look if you unfriend her now?
We don't know who she is?
Hey, another picture.
I can't see all this.
Ana, we need to give some more time to figure out here.
Nikki! Nikki, give me my phone back.
You b****y b***h.
You can't read my messages.
Nikki, you can't do this.
Sorry! I'm really sorry!
I'll catch you guys later.
- Bani, be careful. - [Bani] I will be, dad.
- Rohit. - Yeah?
Oh!
No thank you?
Keep that in the den.
Then will decide later. Do that quickly. Go.
What's more?
[Cell phone dings]
- Check my phone please, V. - Yes.
- Ana... - Hmm?
It seems your boyfriend has settled down with his wife again.
He looks so happy. Look.
Let's focus on work.
Shall we invite Malhotras?
Why, Sister? You don't even like them. Let it be.
No. We'll have to, or they'll feel bad.
Sister.
[Sighs]
[Dial tone]
[Phone ringing]
Brother-in-law, you always focus on your phone.
It's an important call. Return my phone.
There's going to be a wedding here.
Preparations are going on. Help us with the guests' list
- Sheena! - Shall we invite the Malhotras?
Yeah, I mean,
invite them or they'll feel bad. She said already.
[Woman] The number you have called is currently not reachable.
- [Rohit] Shambhu! - [Sheena] How many are required?
5 to 6 dozens at least.
[Sheena] Oh God, Sister. Seriously.
There are so many guests.
Hey, Brother-in-Law.
Hey, that's mine.
Sheena, where's my phone?
Sheena, I have to make important work calls.
Please tell me where is my phone.
Come on, Sheena!
I gave it to Shambhu to keep it in your cupboard.
- Thanks. - Brother-in-Law, help please!
It's a wedding ceremony! Help.
It's nice!
[Poonam laughs] Brother-in-Law!
Okay, one photograph! Pretend you're helping, please.
Please, please, please.
Yes!
Smile!
You're impossible.
[Woman] The number you have called is currently switched off.
[Cherry indistinctly whispering]
[Music playing]
[Sheena] You now have to tell us
what do you like about Poonam.
What do I not like? Her tears.
I can't tell you how important you are in my life.
The place you hold in my life;
no one can replace it, nor will I let that happen.
- Where are we headed? - To get married.
[Title track playing]