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<i>Even I called you several times.</i>
<i>Did you check your calls?</i>

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<i>[Rohit] My phone was misplaced,
I just found it.</i>

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<i>- Where are you?
- At home,</i>

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<i>having lunch with Dilip.</i>

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<i>Brother-in-law,
you'll have to tell us</i>

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<i>what you like about Poonam.</i>

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<i>Probably I didn't tell you
this before.</i>

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<i>Rohit, you've said this
on several occasions.</i>

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<i>Then let me say it once more.</i>

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<i>Your place in my life,</i>

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<i>no one can take it, nor
will I let anyone else take it.</i>

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<i>- Where are we going?
- To get married.</i>

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<i>- To get married?
- Yeah.</i>

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[Title Montage]

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You...have you gone mad, Rohit?

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Yes, I've gone mad...

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in your love.

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I'm crazy about having you
in my life.

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I shouldn't have come here.
I just...

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just made a big mistake.

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Why mistake?

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It's going to happen anyway.

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Why not now?

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We'll get married
in a temple today,

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and then in front of everybody
when the time comes.

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- Rohit?
- Why? Are you getting cold feet?

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Turn right.

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[People indistinctly chattering]

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Where is Rohit?

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Sister-in-law,
he's gone to the office.

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To the office?

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[Music playing]

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[Ananya giggling]
Stop it!

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Oh, stop!
Pull over to the side.

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[Tires screeching]

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Okay, Mrs. Mehra.
See you then.

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Oh! What are you doing?

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Someone might see us, Rohit!
Stop it!

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What?

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- You're my wife now.
- Shut up!

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- We're husband and wife now!
- No...

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No one should come to know
about it. Please!

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Hmm!

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- Our little secret!
- Yes.

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Back to responsibilities then.
Bye.

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[Car door opens]

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[Door closes]

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[Music playing]

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Where's Rohit?

50
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There he comes.

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Excuse me!
It's my husband.

52
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Listen!

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Looking at you,
why do I get the feeling

54
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that you've seen a ghost!

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Darling, you shouldn't call
yourself a ghost!

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Listen!

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Rohit!

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Rohit, where are you?

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Rohit! Where were you?

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Your clothes are here.

61
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The groom's family has arrived!

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At least today,
you could've skipped office.

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It's a wedding ceremony!
We need you all the time here.

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[Door opens and closes]
These are the buttons.

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Don't forget them!

66
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What happened?

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Take these buttons.
Don't forget to wear them, okay?

68
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And please make it fast!

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So cute!

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You remember your positions,
right?

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- Arya, please!
- Here.

72
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Oh, God! Okay.

73
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You'll be on the side...

74
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I've told this Nikki.

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If she reads my WhatsApp
chats again,

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I'm going to kill her.
I'm going to kill her, for sure.

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[Camera shutter clicks]

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Chill, wife!

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F**k you, Arya! Wife?

80
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We're only getting married!
I'm not going to be a typical wife.

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I'm going to stay the same.

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All this...this fuss.
This 40,000 bucks make up,

83
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this heavy jewellery,
and all these clothes;

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I won't be able to
handle it daily. And...

85
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So just, stop drooling!

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Okay, by the way, we'll go to
America for our honeymoon.

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So we'll check out the universities
after going there, okay?

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And before I forget,

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your collection of those
s****y cars,

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you need to upgrade!

91
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No, bro! That's not okay.

92
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'Bro' from 'wife'?
I like it.

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- No. Listen...
- Sit.

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Listen! I can accept
all your conditions,

95
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but that's not happening.
No, never.

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Okay, I give up!
You keep it.

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[Cherry] You got married?

98
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Do you watch too many films?

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You eloped?

100
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[Cherry] Wait...

101
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I know.
You're pregnant, right?

102
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Are you mad?

103
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But, we fell for this stupidity.

104
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And that was because of you two.

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You kept showing me photos
over b****y Facebook,

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which made me insecure,
and I ended up at Rohit's house.

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Then, you know...

108
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I've put him into trouble,
because of you guys.

109
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Now please don't tell
anyone about this, okay?

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Let it be.

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If not for us, you wouldn't be
married in the first place.

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You would still be waiting for
Rohit, by 'being a Meera'.

113
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This calls for a celebration!

114
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Champagne, girls?

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Honestly, I've committed
a blunder.

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But, to tell you the truth,

117
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I'm quite happy!

118
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I'm getting a feeling
of satisfaction.

119
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Aww...

120
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But, please, don't tell anyone.

121
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You know, it's very serious.

122
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Rohit can go to jail
because of this.

123
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Forget about it.
Let's chill, and celebrate!

124
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Group hug, girls!

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[All laughing]

126
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Brother Rohit and Sister-in-law
have filed for a divorce,

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and you hid such a big thing
from me!

128
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How could you?

129
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Anyway...

130
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Look, you're his friend.

131
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You're married and happy about it.

132
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So, I think, it's your duty

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to make him realize
about his mistake,

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and convince him to withdraw
the divorce papers.

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Thank you.

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While solving their issue,

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I fear we might get divorced in
these six months.

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We've discussed your face on
several occasions.

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You have no chance!

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Wow! Hey, darling, music's on.
Let's dance.

141
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No, dear, thank you.

142
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Excuse me!

143
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Who's this handsome man, huh?

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Ms. Sheena,

145
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you're looking great!

146
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Mr. Guri, seeing you today,

147
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I'm remembering someone.

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Shah Rukh Khan!

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That too in a turban!

150
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You like Shah Rukh Khan?

151
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Not really!

152
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Just men in turbans.

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[Sheena] Music's good, isn't it?

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- Dance?
- Yeah, why not?

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[Song playing]

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[Phone ringing]

157
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Hello!

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[Music playing]

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It was great!

160
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- You know, Mr. Guri?
- Yeah?

161
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I've surveyed the whole of India.

162
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Delhi...Mumbai...Gujarat.

163
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In fact, just a few days ago,

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I even explored Tamil Nadu.

165
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Is it?

166
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My ex, Mr. Rajagopalan,
hailed from there.

167
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Now only Punjab's remaining.

168
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I've still to see

169
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all of Punjab!

170
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Hey, I'm there for you!

171
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It'll take several days for you
to travel across Punjab.

172
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Our Punjab is very big.

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The greenery...

174
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Yeah, I can see that.

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Farms, barns, buildings...

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mustard curry and corn <i>roti</i>.

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- [Sheena laughing]
- It's awesome! Don't ask.

178
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Oh, Guri!

179
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Let's have another drink.

180
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Uh, okay.

181
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You want a drink?

182
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I'll get it, okay?

183
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- What will you have?
- Rum!

184
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Rum? Just a minute.

185
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I'll be back.

186
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[Guri] Waiter!

187
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So you want to explore
the whole of Punjab,

188
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very closely, is it?

189
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[Sheena laughs]
Not at all, darling!

190
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You enjoy your Punjab!

191
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By the way, your husband
dances pretty well!

192
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Even you should dance with him.

193
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- Enjoy yourself a little, Jassi!
- Listen!

194
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And he's very handsome, isn't it?

195
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Quite the ladykiller, huh?

196
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Ms. Sheena, in our family,
husbands understand their roles,

197
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unlike other husbands,
who keep drooling everywhere.

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Jassi, darling!

199
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I was just advising you.

200
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Excuse me!

201
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I don't need your advice.

202
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First you handle your own family,

203
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where husbands,
like 20-year-old boys,

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elope and get married,

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like thieves, that too
without informing anyone.

206
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What are you trying to say?

207
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You got married?

208
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- How do you know?
- I learnt from my wife.

209
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And you know very well,
that she's a social spokesperson.

210
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Now that she knows,
the whole world will come to know.

211
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[V] Um...Ana...

212
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Cherry told her brother, and

213
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her brother told his wife.

214
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S**t.

215
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There's a big problem!

216
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Rohit got married.

217
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Guri was drunk during the party,
and was dancing,

218
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when my sister-in-law called.

219
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Does Pranav know about it?

220
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No. Let's go and tell him.

221
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Sorry! Excuse us for a second.

222
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Um, I don't know
how to say this to you, but,

223
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today, in the afternoon,

224
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when we were unaware about
where Rohit was,

225
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he had actually

226
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gone to the temple
to get married to Ananya.

227
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Mom...

228
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The ring ceremony
is about to start. Let's go.

229
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Come, Aunty, let's go.

230
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[Song playing]

231
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[Footsteps]

232
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[Rohit knocking]

233
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Brother-in-law, not now, please!

234
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Let him come in.

235
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[Rohit] Poonam. I just wanted to...

236
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I was just 18, Rohit,
when I met you,

237
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and got engaged to you.

238
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When we exchanged rings,

239
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I felt very safe and secure.

240
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[Exhales]

241
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I left everything for you.

242
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Everything.

243
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My family, my career...
Everything.

244
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I gave up everything for you.

245
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Poonam!

246
00:17:23,562 --> 00:17:27,446
You see, this is only...
I mean...

247
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We've already separated.

248
00:17:29,682 --> 00:17:32,743
Not us, Rohit. You.

249
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It was your wish,
not mine.

250
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I just always,

251
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just always fulfilled
your wish every time.

252
00:17:42,483 --> 00:17:44,112
But not anymore, Rohit!

253
00:17:48,165 --> 00:17:50,125
I've taken a decision today,

254
00:17:50,844 --> 00:17:52,932
that you'll leave right now
from this place.

255
00:17:53,022 --> 00:17:54,138
Just leave.

256
00:17:57,061 --> 00:17:58,151
Poonam!

257
00:17:59,014 --> 00:18:01,172
We've guests in our house,
it's Bani's wedding.

258
00:18:01,262 --> 00:18:03,228
What are you saying?
Please be reasonable, okay?

259
00:18:03,318 --> 00:18:05,244
You never wanted it, Rohit,
did you?

260
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- What?
- This marriage!

261
00:18:10,317 --> 00:18:13,879
And, Rohit, I can't act anymore.

262
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,199
Please! Just leave.

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I'll handle everything.
Everything.

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Just...just...
Please leave from here.

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Congratulations for your marriage,
Rohit!

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