- [Cherry] You got married? - You eloped?
We fell for this stupidity.
And that was because of you two.
Let it be. If not for us, you wouldn't have got married as well.
When we exchanged rings,
I felt very safe and secure.
For 22 years, I observed Karva Chauth vows for you.
And you paid for those 22 moon-nights in just two seconds!
Congratulations for your wedding, Rohit!
[Title Montage]
[Cell phone ringing]
- Hello! - [Vandy] Oh, Dear.
Ana isn't even looking at these.
And please, stop sending these cakes, please!
I'm becoming 'one fat girl' eating all this.
And, it's not working!
Then tell me, Vandy! What should I do?
It's been a week, she's not talking to me!
You're not the only one!
For a week, she hasn't spoken to Rohit also!
You please calm down! Lie low, Babes.
Do something about Cherry, Ana!
I've gained two kgs in one week, with all her 'sorry' cakes!
Ana!
For Gods' sake, at least callback your husband.
- Why're you so afraid? - [Ana] V! You don't get it.
You won't get it! Just stay away from all of this.
Oh, come on! Let me die in peace.
At least let me die...
You know, Ana?
It's the most,
the most f****d up thing that's ever happened to me in life!
I know, I know, it's totally f****d up.
- My bad! - No, let me tell you how bad.
If someone had told me, that any bride's father
just two days before his daughter's marriage,
elopes with his girlfriend,
I wouldn't know what to say to him.
I wouldn't understand how should I curse him?
In the eyes of the society, I'm that person.
Thank God that Bani got married.
My foolishness didn't bother her.
Your friend totally messed it up!
This...does anyone tell her brother about
such a confidential issue?
- I'm sorry, I'm... - [Rohit] Tell me something.
Every little thing;
is it necessary for you to discuss it with these two?
Don't you have a life of your own? Some privacy?
I'm asking you something?
[Cherry's footsteps]
- I'm really so... - No, no, I'm sorry,
I'm in the mess, isn't it?
I'm sorry, and it's my fault!
I felt insecure, seeing you with him,
seeing you with him.
Probably Guri is right!
Maybe, I'm going through midlife crisis.
Thankfully, Poonam didn't lodge a complaint against me!
Otherwise, I would've been in jail by now!
[Exhales]
You...
You don't really regret our marriage, do you?
Pack your luggage.
We're shifting to my house. Mother's waiting.
I'll wait for you in the car.
This is the accounts diary of the house.
Now you're Rohit's wife and are going to stay here,
so it's your responsibility to look after the accounts.
Hiru works in the kitchen, so he'll stay here.
He secretly consumes liquor on Monday,
so keep a watch on him, and keep the bars locked, always.
The oil lamp should keep burning continuously in the Chapel,
and use fresh flowers, always.
The servants get paid on the fifth.
Silver dining set and the other precious belongings
are locked in the cabinet beside the dining table.
And the keys to that are in Poonam's drawer...
I mean, they are in Rohit's drawer,
as well as the list of the belongings.
All the best!
Let's go, Shambhu!
Take care of yourself.
Mother.
I mean...Aunty,
where're you going?
I've always wanted to stay in the farm house.
In that way, I can even help Poonam, and she's alone.
Now I'll stay there itself.
Now it's your house. Take care of it.
Oh, Rohit! Your anger is just like diesel,
which keeps on going for weeks together.
The one in which only you get burnt.
Listen to me! See!
You're married! Then enjoy and have fun.
Begin your life with a fresh start.
- Come on, buddy! Move on. - Yeah.
Brother-in-law Rohit and his wife, on this bed...
Even the walls here are reminiscent of his wife.
There might even be a spy camera!
Oh for Gods' sake! This was the guestroom, just FYI.
Why have you brought her here, V? You know, I'm not talking to her.
- Oh, come on! Relax, guys. - You brought her for no reason.
[Indistinct arguments] You need to chill, Ana!
You should worry about brother-in-law's anger.
By the way, has he calmed down?
Oh God! Is it anger or Mount Fujiyama?
It can erupt any time!
Guri, I never wanted my family to know this in such a way.
Thankfully, Poonam managed everything. My home, my kids.
She could have filed a complaint, if she wanted to.
In that case, I would've been behind bars.
And you're talking about 'petrol-diesel'.
Trust me! Even you would've got some rest.
While in jail,
your beloved could have delivered delicious pakodas.
- Pakodas? - That too, with the chillies.
[Laughs]
Now whatever was to happen, has happened.
Even I'll see, for how long will Rohit be upset.
I mean seriously! You two were at fault.
But now it cannot be undone.
So we'll have to move on.
- He'll have to move on. - Move on!
- Ana! - Yeah?
Generally, to move on, you've to switch something else on.
Exactly! Time to get the sexy lingerie out, babe!
What? Just shut up, both of you.
- You'll make me go crazy. - Oh, Ana, my love,
that's the only way.
[Both] Seduction is the name of the game, baby!
[Both] Oooh!
Ooh, ooh!
Hmm...
Nice!
[Ana moans]
Oh my God!
[Door opens]
[Coughs]
Baby, is the AC not working?
It's so hot!
[Ana sighs]
[Switch clicks]
It's not working out.
He's super p****d off.
- Shower! - Cream!
Shut up, Cherry! I'm not talking to you.
Stupid!
[Flushing] Ow!
[Door opens]
Uff! It's so hot!
I had to bathe again!
I think the bed should be in the tub today!
Uff!
Very hot!
[Switch clicks]
[Door opens]
[Door closes]
[Sighs]
[Ana] Hot...
[Door closes]
Oooh!
Maybe this can help with the heat!
Good night!
What?
[Switch clicks]
Of course! The curtains should be decent.
Or else, the fabric will be left hanging. How will it work?
Yes. And go for blue colour instead of green.
The combination won't look good.
Yes. Okay.
Then tell Praveen that
we'll select the fabric accordingly.
Yes.
I'll check that when I come to the office. That's not a problem.
Cherry! Just take this f*****g Cactus away from here, okay?
I'm in no mood to forgive you.
Ana, please, Ana, please, please.
Stop.
That baby voice of yours is not working at all, okay?
Rohit isn't talking to me yet, because of you.
Just stay away, okay? Don't show me your face.
[Cherry] See, she's not even talking to me.
We go back such a long way!
How many times should I apologize?
I committed a mistake. A big mistake.
I'm sorry... [Cherry crying]
Thank you. Will I never be forgiven?
I agree that I made a mistake, a big mistake. Thank you!
No...
I'm not going to listen to you two anymore.
You two are 'double-trouble'.
Seriously! You'll make me go single again! Good night.
[Door opens]
[Door closes]
- Towel fell down! - Hmm?
"I had to witness her rage over my err."
"I had to witness her anguish and her cajoling."
At least be upset properly!
It's not 'khafa', it's 'khhafa'.
Right from the epiglottis.
Just like 'khhata'.
What is this?
Has your black-laced, sexy nightie gone to the laundry?
No seducing me tonight?
Since I failed miserably,
I didn't dare to try anything tonight.
It's damn sad!
You showed the courage to love very quickly!
But now that you have to stand by it, you're failing.
- What? - Yeah, you're failing.
- I'm failing? - Yes, you said, you're failing.
If I'd been failing,
I wouldn't have been here with you, like this.
Listen, Rohit, we're newly married.
These little tussles will take place.
It's only natural.
We're newly married.
We should be cautious.
Look,
you take care of me, I'll take care of this marriage.
- Really? - Hmm.
- Done. - What done?
- Yeah, I mean, just do it. - What?
- The same thing. - 'Khhata', from the epiglottis.
That's where it starts from?
- It's a start, isn't it? - Huh.
[Indistinct chattering]
[Song playing]
[Ana laughing]
Listen! Just go out and check
whether the gardener is watering the plants properly or not.
[Ana and Rohit laughing]
What are you doing?
- What? - Okay, listen.
Seriously. Come here.
[Ana laughing]
So. I wanted to give you a surprise.
But I can't keep it as a surprise anymore.
Because you've to make all the arrangements.
I've invited all your friends for dinner tonight, okay?
And also your dumb friend Dilip.
Guri will also come, can't say about his wife!
The point is that,
will you be able to arrange everything by evening?
Can you, Mrs. Mehra?
- Totally can, Mr. Mehra. - Good.
Can I get a kiss, Mrs. Mehra?
Of course not, Mr. Mehra.
[Ana laughing]
[Vandy and Cherry laughing]
Ana!
[All laughing]
[Claps]
Hi!
- This is for you. - Ohh!
- All is well that ends well. - Thank you!
- Brother-in-law! - [Vandy and Cherry laughing]
Guys, statutory warning, okay?
If even by mistake, you call him 'Brother-in-law',
then he'll flip his lip, and then I'll do what I have to, okay?
Oh forget it! You're glowing!
It's not blush!
It's definitely the right kind of show, isn't it?
- Meaning? - Tell her.
In fluent Hindi, the glow after good sex.
[Everyone laughing]
Tell us, dear! Finally, you've had your first official night
after your marriage.
How was brother-in-law?
Ju-ju. [Both laughing]
Oh! Stop it.
[Cell phone ringing]
Tell me one thing, buddy. Are you married?
- Yes. And it broke as well. - Huh?
Actually she'd had enough, so...
ran away! Cheers!
[Glasses tinkling]
Great, man!
And then here is my wife,
who doesn't run away anywhere. I don't know why.
Just like they say,
that God calls every good human towards Him very quickly.
But that's not going to happen with me.
I am right here. And my wife.
Just like India TV,
she captures every small moment with suspicion.
[Cell phone ringing]
Look.
[Chuckles]
Hello, darling!
Darling, how would I know about the food prepared here?
I haven't had my dinner yet.
My mother!
I'm coming straight to you after the dinner!
By the way, even Rohit hasn't arrived yet!
I heard, NYU! Wonderful! Superb!
- Finally, huh? NYU! - Yeah.
- Oh, I'm so proud of you! - Oh yeah, she's a dude.
Now even I'll be able to go to the States because of her. Finally!
Really? As if you were waiting for this, huh?
- Liar! - Then what?
Mom and Dad are super excited! They're just waiting.
By the way, we all are going to Marriott together, to celebrate.
If you could join, that'll be great.
It's okay, I think Dad's busy!
No, no.
No, it's fine. Arya!
Don't give up so easily. I'm sure Dad will manage.
- Arya! - And now that you are going away,
he's going to miss you. Isn't it, Dad?
Yeah. He's right, for once.
[Both laughing]
Then let's do one thing. Why don't you guys carry on?
You reach there, and...
I have a very important work.
As soon as I finish, I'll join you guys there.
- Does that work? - Yeah, that's absolutely fine.
- Okay. See you, guys. - Thank you.
- We'll see you there. Bye. - Bye.
Um, Dad, it's completely fine, if you're not able to come...
I...I understand.
I'll see you. Bye.
[Deep sighs]
Bring her... Please, Ana, here.
- Hmm. - Huh.
First one is mine.
Without Rohit, I won't open any gift.
Oh, come on!
[Ana] At least, wait for a bit.
Rohit's arrived!
How are you? Where had you been?
- The traffic was heavy. - Hi.
[Ana giggling]
Hi, Dilip!
Please... Sit...
Let's start the party! Now the fun will begin.
- Okay, champagne! - Yay...
[Vandy] Let's cheer for happy couple!
- Yay. - Ooh!
Toast for a happy couple!
- And a double celebration today! - What?
Bani got in at NYU. She's going to New York.
What're you saying? Oh my God!
Cheers to NYU, and the proud Dad!
Thank you!
Ahhh...
Guri, my brother!
- It's bit odd, isn't it? - What?
I mean, you have raised a toast for your husband's daughter,
on your own marriage celebration!
Don't do this again, Ana!
V, shut up! Don't be a b***h now, okay?
Bani's a kid.
She's got an admit at NYU; it's a big achievement!
You please enjoy the party;
and keep your lecturing aside. Please.
Rohit! Come on! Fill the glasses.
Yes... Where're the glasses?
- That's not the way. - But...
Why not? Why does it not happen that way? Nonsense!
Ana, I don't know how to say this to you?
What?
I'll have to go for an hour or two.
Where?
I told you that Bani got through in NYU.
So, they're celebrating,
if I don't go, Nikki and Bani will both feel bad.
Rohit...
You've invited everyone, for our marriage celebrations.
- What will they all think? - Yeah, I know, Ana!
I'm a father also, Ana!
Just keep the party going; I'll be back very soon.
Hmm.
Actually it's a big deal that Bani got an admit at the NYU.
Congratulate her from my side.
Maybe not.
- Go. - Thanks so much for understanding.
[Kisses]
- See you soon. - Hmm.
[All laughing]
Sorry, guys! Rohit had to leave urgently.
Shall I serve the dinner, if you're hungry.
What?
- Huh? This man left his own party? - Why, Mr. Guri?
Am I not enough alone?
You partied alone even in singlehood!
But even now?
Babes, I don't want to break that tradition!
[Women laughing]
Sister-in-law, you don't want to break Rohit's heart, isn't it?
Great! This is what I liked the most about you.
Cheers to you, and your cheerfulness!
[All] Cheers!
We'll have the dinner later. First, let's finish our 10 pegs!
- Let's drink! - I'm very hungry.
No, have some more.
[Cell phone beeps]
[Ana] 'Babe, Nikki's insisting I stay over at the farmhouse.'
'Party's continuing.'
'You're having fun?'
'Will see you tomorrow. Love you.'
Now we're married!
Now Rohit is mine according to all the customs and traditions.
But still, I'm the second woman in his life.
I don't want to distance him from his closed ones,
but even I am his close one!
But even today, he's their first, and then mine.
Will I always have to live with this?
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