You don't regret our marriage, do you?
Pack your luggage. We're shifting to my house.
Mother's waiting.
This is the accounts' diary of the house.
Now that you're Rohit's wife, and are going to stay here,
so it's your responsibility to look after the accounts.
Mother...where are you going?
I've always wanted to stay at the farmhouse.
In that way, I can even help Poonam, as she's alone.
Now I'll be staying there.
Now it's your house. Take care of it.
[Title Montage]
Brother, be careful.
If it breaks, we'll have to sell our kidney.
- Sorry. - Please! Be careful.
Wow! I love it!
Wow! I feel that now even I must...
in fact, the same statue...
Now don't say, that you need it for your house.
- [Vandy laughing] - I love it!
In just a year, you've changed your home's looks totally.
You haven't left even a single old thing.
You changed the complete house according to your taste!
But tell me one thing.
Where will you keep it? Where's the space?
- Actually you're right. - [Vandy laughing]
There's no space to keep it.
- Let it be. - [Vandy laughing]
Beautiful! What're your plans for tonight?
- Huh? - Let's have dinner!
Today again?
Now don't tell me, they're still at your house.
Let's go, shall we?
Oh my God! Dad...
Congratulations!
You're now the owner of an 'Art Museum'.
No, no. Nothing like that.
- Ana just loves art. - Dad,
- this is obsession. - Umm, well...
you know...
I'm glad she just changed the house, and not you!
Ahh...
She did buy me some new clothes though!
[Chuckles]
I missed you, Dad!
I love you, too!
I've seen people changing home decor,
and also seen them changing homes.
But I haven't seen people changing themselves!
But I've seen!
Ms. Cherry Shah!
Love has brought her to such a diversion...
[Vandy laughing]
It's not called changing oneself, it's called bluffing oneself!
Cherry, but honestly!
Since the time you've moved in with your boyfriend,
you've hardly met us!
How can she even meet us?
First lust was her worship, now worship is her work!
Poo becomes 'Parvati', and our Cherry became traditional.
[Ana and Vandy laughing]
Excuse me! The one for vegetarians.
The one who used to finish off 2-3 people for breakfast...
[Vandy and Ana laughing]
...is now eating green stuff.
The ecstasy in eating the green stuff, is called love.
Ohh!
By the way, what's the matter?
In the midst of my romance, why am I being asked to come down
from Karol Bagh to Oscars?
Today we're celebrating my husband's daughter's
visit from America
Ahh...Last week we celebrated Nikki's result!
Exactly. And before that, it was Granny's 75th birthday;
which you had organised, and didn't attend yourself.
Ana, why did you rent out your flat?
We used to get at least two days every week to hang out there!
Exactly!
Every now and then, Rohit's family comes to her house,
and our Ana goes homeless!
[Nikki] Dad, do you remember that night,
when she came home very late and mom was so upset,
and she wouldn't even open the door!
You had to sneak in, didn't you?
Hi!
- Hi, hi! Come, sit. - Yeah.
Arya, pass it on.
Thank you!
Nikki, how's your college going?
Umm, all good.
- [Ana] Have you settled in? - Yeah.
Bani, how's New York treating you?
Good, buzzing, as usual.
Buzzing, what type? Good buzzing, bad buzzing?
Good buzzing! Tell her, not me, I know!
So, what discussion was going on?
Childhood! The good old days.
You remember that maid, which mom had kept specially for us,
the one with the pony?
-Oh my God! How can I forget her? -Exactly!
Dad, do you know? Her exams were going on,
and she was under such immense pressure,
that she made her prepare a lot of French Fries.
[Ana] V, I really tried! But the girls don't want to talk to me.
[Bani] They would've offered her a job in France!
But I don't understand how mom could tolerate her!
If mom can tolerate you, then she can tolerate anyone.
- [Nikki] Nonsense! - [Bani] It's a fact.
[Rohit] Hmm, guys.
Sister, you know, you look absolutely fabulous!
Divorce suits you!
[Sheena and Poonam chuckles] Sheena!
But, seriously...
Sheena, this divorce, is like cancer!
It teaches you to live, when you're about to die!
Now, after the divorce,
you want to live your life with full passion!
Now, just look at me!
I've just been to Maldives with my friends!
I'm learning Salsa dance! Can you believe it?
- [Poonam laughing] - [Sheena chuckles]
Now, this is the second time that I've come to your place!
Yes!
And I've been calling you for so many years!
Sheena, when you used to call me, I didn't have time.
And now, I have so much time.
But, seriously,
I love coming to your house. I'm enjoying it.
You know, Sister? It's not easy to be happy.
But you're doing a great job of it!
Single or double?
'Single' people can drink only 'single'.
'Double' is for those people who are happy!
Like Rohit and Ananya.
- 'Double happy'! Like, really? - Who knows?
You're having a headache today as well?
You know, it's not a good sign.
I think, you should get your eyes checked!
I presume you've got specs!
[Button clicks]
Actually I'm not surprised.
Everything was over between me and Rohit.
Because as soon as one gets married,
sex, love and romance
go out of the window!
[Sheena chuckles] No sooner the honeymoon is over,
the dialogue comes out here -
Darling, what'll you have for breakfast?
And gradually,
even the word 'Darling' goes off!
Those lovey-dovey couples,
have supermarket trolleys in their hands!
[Poonam and Sheena laughing]
Sheena, seriously. It's so true!
This is what exactly happens.
- Rohit? - Umm?
[Kisses]
I think we should have a baby!
What?
I think we should have a baby!
- We should? - Yes!
- Okay - [Ananya laughing]
Hiru, hurry up!
Aah!
Thank you!
Apply some more butter!
Hiru, take away this paratha,
and bring a white omelette for your sir!
From tomorrow, no paratha, no butter! Okay?
- Why? I like paratha! - But the paratha doesn't like you!
And please don't mess up his tiffin, okay?
No wheat roti, only finger millet roti.
- Okay? Keep this away. - Okay, ma'am.
And for one week, no ice cream also!
No ice cream! Why?
Now, bye!
[Kisses]
Hiru, bring it!
[Cell phone ringing]
Hi, Bani!
[Bani crying]
What's wrong, kid? Why're you crying?
I'll add Mom. Wait a minute.
[Dial tone]
[Cell phone ringing]
Hello!
[Bani crying]
[Ananya humming]
[Sighs]
Meet me. My new name is, Sister Constantine!
The vibes of endorphins which take off, after sex;
I haven't met those hormones since long!
That's why, I've become a nun.
Aww...
[Kisses]
[Ana sighs]
Sister Constantine!
Soon, I'm going to make you Aunty Constantine!
- [Ananya giggling] - Whoa!
Bani, please!
Arya, just go away! Don't you dare come close to me.
[Bani] F****r
Hey guys! Arya, what's the matter?
[Crying]
Bani, why are you shouting? What happened?
Mom...
I've just completed two semesters!
And four are yet to be completed!
I...
I'm pregnant, mom.
But it's not my fault.
Really? Then was it Bradley Cooper's fault? You idiot!
[Poonam] Bani! Bani, just calm down.
I'm coming back today.
Then we'll go see a doctor, okay?
- Just calm down. - [Rohit] Guys...
Stop fighting.
Bani, you need to calm down!
- It may affect the child! - [Poonam] Rohit,
he's not even your nails' size!
What?
[Ana] After having a baby,
everything will change between me and Rohit.
[Chuckling]
Oh God!
- [Door opens] - [Ana] Cherry, you're so weird!
If people conceived after eating an oyster,
then oyster would have been the number one item!
- Seriously! - That's not the point, babe!
The point is, if we have good sex,
only then we'll have cute babies!
I think you should go for it, tonight.
[Sighs] Cherry!
Thank God that you're not the Welfare Minister of our country!
- Or else... - What?
Everyone would've been having sex after eating oysters!
- It's fun, right? - Yeah, right!
You're accompanying your future mother-in-law
inside the temple, and talking all this!
- Shame on you! - Listen, Ana!
My mother-in-law gave birth to her sexy, handsome son,
by sitting inside the temple only.
And she not only gave him birth, she's made him big!
[Laughs]
I think I'm a big fan of my mother-in-law.
I'm so grateful to her.
I'm happy if you're...
[Poonam] Hiru, where's cardamom?
[Hiru] Ma'am, it must be here!
- [Poonam] It used to be here! - I'll call you back.
It's not here.
- Where is the cardamom? - [Hiru] I'll check.
[Poonam] It's not here as well.
All things have changed here.
Umm...
Cardamom.
Thank you!
Uhh, Hiru!
Put this inside the fridge!
He prefers oysters in red wine sauce!
[Poonam's footsteps]
[Door opens]
- Hi! - Hi.
Bani's pregnant.
-Oh! - Poonam had come from Bombay.
And we visited the doctor.
Unfortunately, she started spotting!
Just because the farmhouse is a bit far, I thought
I'd bring her here! I know, this is our room.
But, in a hurry...
- I hope you don't mind! - No, no. It's fine.
She should be comfortable.
- Don't worry. - Thanks.
Bani, Arya, congratulations!
- [Ana] Such wonderful news! - Thank you so much!
Poonam,
after finishing this soup, I'll oust the evil eye!
- Come, sit! - No, I'll see you down.
Okay.
Rohit, I'll take Bani with me to the farmhouse.
- Tell the driver to drop us. - [Rohit] What are you saying?
Poonam, doctor has said that
till the time she's okay, she needs bed rest.
[Rohit] In such a situation, I don't think Bani should be travelling.
I'll just be back.
Life is so mysterious!
On one side, there's happiness of Bani's motherhood,
and on the other side, her problems in this pregnancy.
I know that,
in such a situation, mother's presence is important, but,
she's my firstborn.
I wanted to be around her.
I've asked her to stay here.
- I hope that's okay with you! - Yeah. It is.
- Thanks! - Umm...
- Congratulations! Grandfather. - Hmm...
Listen! Listen to me!
Congratulations, grandfather?
Are you trying to say I'm getting old?
- Huh? - Nonsense!
You won't dump your oldie, would you?
The vivacious, interior designer,
Ananya.
- Sharma. - Sharma. Not Sharma anymore!
So, I prepared breakfast for all of them.
Bani, I think you should have some papaya.
It has antioxidants. It's good for your health.
Okay.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Good morning, child!
You start with this, more parathas are on their way.
- [Woman] Bani, you're eating a papaya? - Hmm.
It's not good to have papaya during pregnancy!
Who gave you that?
Mother, these are obsolete customs.
Have you had your diabetes medicine?
Or else, you'll forget it today also?
Ananya, come on.
Yeah, you start, I'll bring the parathas.
- Like this. Shall I put it? - Yeah.
Hiru.
Take this.
Take the ghee!
- Not the olive oil, take ghee. - Yeah.
Why're you serving them with parathas?
It's my kitchen; and I thought, I should take control.
Isn't it?
[Both] No.
Come on! What's wrong with you guys?
It's my house, okay?
And they are my guests.
So I'll have to be gracious, isn't it?
Chill! Does his family behave well with you?
Yes.
- One for the baby. - This is too much!
This is not too much. You have to eat.
- You've to be strong. - Oh God!
Don't eat it dry!
Just a minute. I'll put some curd over it.
[Rohit] Why're you not eating anything? Don't do like that.
You're pregnant, you need strength. You'll have to eat.
One for Dad. And one more for the baby!
- [Bani] No! Dad, this is too much. - [Rohit] You have to eat.
- [Rohit] Give me the curd. - [Bani] Here.
[Rohit] So, I was just thinking...
I have a meeting; I'm getting a little late.
No problem. I'm at home only, the whole day!
Okay.
- You have a nice day! - Yeah.
[Kisses]
- I wanted to say something to you. - Yeah, what's that?
[Bani] Why do you do this? Dad, Nikki is irritating me.
Nikki, stop it! Bani is pregnant.
- You can't... She's pregnant. - [Nikki] Dad, I swear...
[Indistinct arguments]
[Cherry] What did you want to say?
[Vandy] About the baby?
About the baby.
I wanted to talk about the same to Rohit,
but how can I say that to Rohit at this time?
Bani's pregnant!
No. I can't talk to him about this right now.
You know, I think,
I should wait for things to settle down.
I'll have to put my baby plan on hold.
[Vandy] What settle down?
Bani's pregnant now, she'll have her baby tomorrow!
And, then,
Nikki will get married, and she'll have her children!
This will go on,
but, Rohit doesn't have time in his life for you!
Ana, your marriage is a lie!
You were alone back then, and you're alone today also!
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