Are you staying here? When did that happen?
- Are you okay? - Yeah.
Hi, dear, you're so pretty!
Look, even Rohit has arrived.
Don't you think it's too early?
Rohit, please, not now.
That's exactly what I'm saying. Not now.
She's not marrying. She's punishing me.
You want a divorce, isn't it? Okay.
I'm ready to give you divorce, but on one condition.
She must be present when I sign the papers in the court.
It's between you and me, Poonam.
It's between you and me, but she's the reason.
I want to show her
what it feels like when someone's home is ruined.
[Title Montage]
You should've declared a war.
Why are you letting him go?
He's already ruined your life,
and you agreed for mutual divorce so easily!
What will you get out of it?
Mom, marriage registration certificate and Aadhar Card
are ready. Take these.
Thank you, my child.
- You... - That form.
Bani, you explain your mother.
Listen to me.
Don't be under any false impression.
She'll not come to the court. Never.
[Pranav] She's an independent working woman.
I have personally met her.
She's cunning and handles such a big business.
And that shrewd mind has ruined your house.
Why would she come and get embarrassed?
She'll not be bothered at all.
In fact, I think that she'll definitely come.
You're laughing.
I think Poonam's demand is completely bizarre.
[Rohit] I don't find anything funny in it.
I don't find it funny from any angle.
Why did you bring butter chicken masala?
You don't like butter chicken. Nor do you know how to prepare it.
But you like it.
And I'll learn to cook for you.
That's the point, Rohit.
The butter chicken, coffee beans,
I'll learn to prepare everything for you.
In old age, when you are not able to walk,
your eyesight diminishes, then
I'll become your crutch as well.
I'll do anything for you.
You know but,
but this, I cannot do.
I cannot put my self-respect at stake.
My conscience won't allow that.
I don't want to go to the court. I won't come there.
- Ana... - Rohit, please,
I've told you before and I'll tell you again.
Sort out your divorce and your life first.
Come to me after you get rid of all your problems,
completely mine.
I never told you to part with your family for me,
or seek divorce. It was your decision.
You wanted to do it.
I know this is not easy, and will take place gradually,
but don't drag me into this, please.
Ana,
you're so intelligent that
you understand everything very quickly.
But why aren't you understanding such a small thing?
Did I ask you to be present in the court?
No, right?
It's Poonam's demand, not mine.
- What does she want from me? - How do I know?
I guess she...
She wants to meet you face to face.
To see you, know you.
Why? Why?
My life has been dependent on Poonam since last three years.
I waited for you patiently.
But now she wants to see me, know me, meet me.
Why?
This is not my fight, Rohit.
This is your fight and you fight it.
I'm not coming to the court.
Suppose she comes to the court. Then what?
Your mother is going to sign those divorce papers anyway.
Now I'm begging you not to sign those mutual divorce papers.
I'll make that hero a zero.
What are you all talking about?
Now that brother-in-law has told us clearly
that he's ready to give everything.
Properties as well as money.
Then tell me what legal action can be taken?
Sister, if you have to drag him to court, then do it systematically.
File a case for 'adultery'.
What are you saying?
I'm not going to do anything like that.
Never.
Then will you let him escape easily?
Not easily, Uncle, rather with difficulty.
At least mom has self-respect.
Mom wants to let go of dad gracefully.
Just let her do that.
This is your marriage invitation card
and some photographs from your marriage.
Keep them properly. You'll need them in court.
Thank you, Mother.
I know, Ana.
I know that Poonam's demand is very unreasonable.
Actually it is not too unreasonable also.
She'll want to meet me.
After all she's your wife.
She spent so many years with you.
But you know, Rohit,
no matter how correct I am,
I'll always be guilty for her and the society.
And she wants to meet 'the guilty' of her life,
to feel superior.
To be frank, I can't do it.
We'll both try to overpower each other, and...
No.
We shouldn't fall from our place. Neither of us.
I'm not giving him divorce so easily.
I've told him
I'll sign the papers only if she's present.
And this is my final decision.
Yes Shikha, I'll be there in time.
Umm... Listen,
after the party, can you drop me home?
No, actually my dad is out of town,
and even driver's on a holiday.
Are you sure, you can drop me?
Okay. See you Shikha. Bye.
Why did you lie, Nikki?
Nikki...
Shikha's your best friend and you mustn't lie to your best friends.
Why didn't you tell her that mom and dad are getting divorced?
Because that hasn't happened yet.
And when it does,
- we'll see after that. - Nikki...
Listen to me.
Divorce will take place,
and you need to understand
that dad will not be the same as before.
And we need to accept that
there will be a lot of changes in our life.
Do you get that?
Nikks...
Nikks, listen to me.
Shut up, Bani.
You're such a negative b***h.
For once, say something positive.
You always philosophize.
Sometimes to mom, other times to me. I mean, what...
Listen, if you do find time after lecturing us,
then teach something to this poor Mr. Pink.
[Nikki] Why're you getting married to this man?
Look at him.
[Bani] Nikks, do you know why he is still here?
I had told him two hours ago, that I'll meet you for just
10 minutes.
And look at him.
He's still here, didn't go back.
He's a retard, and also a fool;
that's why I'm marrying him.
Because intelligent people are seeking divorce.
[Door opens]
[Door closes]
[Sighs]
God...
Rohit.
[Ananya humming] [Door opens]
You came?
[Door closes]
[Spoon tinkling] What are you doing?
- I'm working. - What is that?
- I'm eating. - Today!
- I was feeling very hungry. - Ana, today's 'Karvachauth'.
- So? - So meaning what?
It's 'Karvachauth'.
On this day, women fast and pray
for their husband's long lives.
And you're eating?
You know...anyway,
I don't know why I thought that
you'll keep a fast for me.
- It's okay, my bad. - [Ana] What...
I thought that you'd fast for me.
It's okay, we aren't even married yet.
You eat.
- Rohit... - You please eat.
Look, I didn't know that you believe in all this.
What do you mean by 'didn't know'?
You should know.
I would've kept the fast had you told me before.
But, you know, It's late now, so I...
It's late. [Rohit laughing aloud]
- What happened? - Nothing.
Eat, I'm joking.
Look at your face. It's turned white like a ghost.
And, will I make you fast?
- Why? - What do you mean by 'why'?
Someone who keeps munching every three hours,
and keeps chewing people's brains;
will I make you fast?
You... [Rohit laughing aloud]
Never ever in life
I'll never make you do something which you don't like.
Never will I.
- Now take this. - What's this?
- Prawns roll. - What?
- Yeah. - Oh.
- But you don't like prawns. - Yeah.
I don't have any personal issue against prawns.
You know,
just before we kiss, that
smell bothers me...
Then why did you bring it?
You were craving last night for Prawn rolls, so I got it.
Now eat it.
- Before we kiss, then... - I'll brush.
Hi.
Where is she?
She's not coming.
I'll not sign the papers without her presence.
I'll postpone the date.
- Poonam... - Rohit.
[Music playing]
Thank you.
Grandma, this way.
Who are all these people? Why are they required here?
This is my family, sir. At this time, I need all of them.
You both are here for the 'Dissolution of Marriage' process.
The reason for divorce is 'irreconcilable differences'.
On this mutual consent divorce paper,
you can sign here.
[Song playing]
[Nikki crying] Nikki, it's okay.
[Song continues]
[Poonam crying]
Mom, you have to be strong.
We're there for you.
[Ananya crying] S**t!
[Cell phone ringing] Rohit, I'm...
- No, it's me, V. You're okay? - Yes.
No.
I'm not okay. Actually,
Poonam's whole family is inside.
It's...I'm at the court, V.
Turn around, Ana.
[Car approaching]
[Door opens]
You thought we'd leave you alone?
If her family's inside, then yours is here.
Come.
[Poonam crying]
[Sighs]
I'm sorry about this, Poonam.
Just like I told you earlier, if you need anything,
I'm there, always.
Dad, always?
Those who give divorce should not say this,
because that word has no meaning for you.
And as far as mom is concerned,
we'll take care of her.
Let's go, Grandma. Come on, Nikki.
[Title track playing]