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- <i>Previously on</i> Rush Hour...
- It's not right

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that they stuck you with that clown.

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- Thanks, man.
- I was talking to the Chinese guy.

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Carter!

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<i>We've learned that the
Quantou were behind the heist.</i>

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CARTER: <i>Here your sister was killed.</i>

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<i>You come around the world
to find out she's alive</i>

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- <i>and with some bad people.</i>
- They're Quantou.

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You know, he doesn't have
many people in his life,

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but he really protects
the ones that he has.

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Drop the gun.

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Kim, you still have a chance.

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CARTER: <i>How's your
sister doing, by the way?</i>

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Is she still in that Chinese
gang that kills people?

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I don't want her dead. We have to find her.

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Captain Cole has offered
me a full-time position.

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Starting to see the
benefit of having a partner.

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♪ ♪

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I hate rush hour.

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This is rush hour?

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Yes, Lee.

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You and me in a car that's barely moving.

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We're in rush hour.

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- I find it strange.
- Calling it "rush hour"

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when we can't rush, and it's not an hour.

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I get it. It's wrong.

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It's just something we say here in America.

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All right, so just stop pointing out
everything that you find strange here.

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Like the Kardashians.

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And why there's no stars on
<i>Dancing With the Stars.</i>

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This is America, and we kick ass.

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I was going to say I find
it strange how much you talk.

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I hear that sometimes.

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This is legal?

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Gonna be honest, Lee.

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No clue.

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You are a police officer.

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(chuckles)

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(tires screeching)

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(horns honking)

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♪ She will be victorious ♪

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♪ And won't get the battle loss ♪

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♪ Always-a mysterious ♪

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♪ 'Cause she will be victorious ♪

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(knocking)

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Jimmy, what's going on up there?

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I don't know, but it doesn't look good.

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♪ She will be ♪

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♪ Victorious. ♪

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(sighs)

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(panting)

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What the hell?

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That didn't sound good. We
better call Highway Patrol.

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Hey!

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(coughing)

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(coughing)

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Open up or die in there.

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(coughing)

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(grunts)

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MAN: Hey!

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(gunshot)

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Hey, hey, hey! You don't
want to do this, man.

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It ain't worth it.

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Put the gun down.

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BIKER: Stay where you are.

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(engine starts)

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Hey!

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That's right! Run!

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I'm coming for you!

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What'd they get?

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They didn't get anything.

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Are you kidding me? Nothing?

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(laughs)

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Less than two weeks as partners,

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and already this team
has stopped one of the...

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Biggest crimes in the
history of Los Angeles.

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- I wasn't gonna say that.
- Eventually, you would have.

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Luckily, both the driver and the
hopper are in stable condition,

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and all $67,100 were recovered.

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$67,000? That's it?

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That wasn't even the biggest
crime on that freeway, Carter.

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CARTER: Shut it, Donovan!

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Now, Carter, you did very
well, but I'm sure that you want

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to share the spotlight
with your new partner.

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From the Hong Kong Police Department,

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the strikingly handsome Detective Lee.

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(cheering)

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We have achieved nothing.

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This investigation is just beginning.

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I can't work with that man.

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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com

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- (elevator bell dings)
- What was that?

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"We achieved nothing."

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Maybe you achieved nothing. I was amazing.

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The bikes were leaving.

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What?

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At the armored car.

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<i>When I got there, they had
already been in the truck.</i>

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They did not want or care about the money.

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It's only because I showed
up and kamikaze'd their plan.

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No offense.

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Kamikaze's Japanese.

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Fine. I ninja-kicked their plan.

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Also Japanese.

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Oh, who gives a damn? All right?
There's a bottom line here.

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If you don't want what's in an armored car,

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the easiest way to achieve that
is to not rob an armored car.

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Which they were doing
until we stopped them.

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Name one scenario where
someone attacks an armored car

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and doesn't want what's inside.

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A dry run for a bigger crime.

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Proving themselves to
a larger organization.

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Maybe they got the wrong van,
or they didn't want this van

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to reach its destination.

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Okay, why are you doing this?

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I have no proof, but I
think I know who did this.

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Hey, man, don't even say it.

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There were no indication
that these guys were Chinese.

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Every detail, the skill, precision,

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the fact that the work
was done via motorcycle...

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it all points to the Quantou.

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Look, I get it.

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All right, you're thinking about your
sister being mixed up in this gang.

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And I'm sure you want to find Kim so
bad, and... and maybe this was the, uh...

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- Quantou.
- Yeah, the Boom-pows.

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But most likely it's not.

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(sighs)

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Fine. We'll do it your way.

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But only because I want to
be there when you're wrong.

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Hey. Where are you going?

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Something about his sister and
the QuanQuan. It's very annoying.

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Look, his sister's out there somewhere.

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I'm gonna indulge him.

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But we can't let the trail get cold on the
guys who actually tried to rob the truck.

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All right? So any information
you get off of that torched bike

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that was left under the truck,

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send that to me quietly.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I'm gonna go follow the most
ridiculous dead end of my life.

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Oh.

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Thinking of someone other than yourself.

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In the smallest of ways, I
might actually be proud of you.

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Good.

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- Anyways...
- Hey, are we still on for dinner tonight?

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Yep. Only if you invite Lee.

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No Lee, no dinner!

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Who do you want to grill first?

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In China, we start with the victim.

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Truth is, Klenk Security
is a low-rent operation.

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It's only gotten worse with the cutbacks.

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We even have to bring our own gear.

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We were bound to get hit.

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I find you untrustworthy on many levels.

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What? You realize I'm
the victim here, right?

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(coughing)

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(grunts)

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You are the victim because you defied
policy and opened the back door.

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I opened the door 'cause
my truck was on fire.

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What is happening here?

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Hey, man, I'm sorry.

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Apparently, this is how
they do it in Hong Kong.

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I wouldn't be surprised if he
walked over and started punching

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your partner over there
to get some answers.

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Excuse me?

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Whoa, whoa. Calm down.

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Just a little E.R. humor
to lighten the mood.

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HUNTER: My dad held his position.

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Even though the explosion caused
the entire truck to fill with smoke.

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(coughing)

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Get well soon, sir.

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Lee, we need to get out of here.

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_

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What's this?

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Detective Lee, and his unnamed partner,

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are pursuing several leads.

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Unnamed?!

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NURSE: Sir.

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Can you please refrain from
screaming at the television?

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Ma'am, this television is lying,

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- okay?
- (ringtone playing)

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Hello?

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Yes, is this the "unnamed detective"?

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Please tell me you got
something good, Didi.

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Well, we got a VIN off
that burned-out bike.

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Turns out it was stolen from a motorcycle
shop out in the Valley about a month ago,

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along with five other bikes.

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I appreciate that.

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Whoever it was, they got
over to the security system,

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far side of the room there.

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Disabled the whole thing
without being detected.

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They were ghosts.

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LEE: Think I saw a shadow.

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Listen, no human being gets across
that room without being detected.

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Unless they flew.

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Keep an eye on the live camera.

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CARTER: I know what
you're trying to do, Lee,

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but this is not the direction
I'm trying to take here.

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Can you see me now?

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On the screen,

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no.

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(grunting)

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How about now?

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No.

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Whoa.

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Can't get any farther than that, man.

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Now?

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CARTER: Okay, I see you there.

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All right, Lee, that's as far as it goes.

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You're gonna hurt yourself.

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That's a ten-foot gap.

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I don't know if I like where this is going.

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(grunting)

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You see me?

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No.

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(grunts)

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Huh.

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Well, that's really impressive.

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I know who can get across this
room without being detected.

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A group of thieves, highly trained.

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Likely martial artists.

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Quantou.

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They left this hand loop behind.

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We're gonna need that for evidence.

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This isn't yours, is it?

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Yeah, I'm always climbing
across the ceiling.

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I'm like a cat.

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DIDI: So I checked out the harness.

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It says "hand loop," which
is exactly what it is.

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The kind of thing that
acrobats or circuses use.

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But that's not Chinese writing.

231
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No, it's Ukrainian.

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Which isn't too surprising
since that Ukrainian gang

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operates on that side of Hollywood.

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Mm-hmm. They're called
the Shevchenko Bratzva,

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and motorcycles are a
big part of their profile.

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And, by the way, our armored car travels
dead center through their territory.

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Somebody needs to tell Lee
that he's completely wrong.

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I'll do it.

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Please try not to smile.
You look way too happy.

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♪ ♪

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_

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Go home, brother.

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Don't.

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My father used to say one must see
all the pieces before making a puzzle.

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That's my sister when our
parents were still alive.

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They bought her a puppy.
I've never seen her so happy.

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Lee...

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Yeah?

249
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I know you want the Quantou involved

250
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because then we'd be closer
to finding your sister,

251
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but...

252
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She's my only family.

253
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Go on.

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(whispering): I didn't know
there was gonna be a dog.

255
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What the hell? I feel really bad for him.

256
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What's happening to me?

257
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Maybe you're maturing.

258
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That can't possibly be it.

259
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Just tell him.

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Look, Lee...

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we checked every source we have.

262
00:13:28,582 --> 00:13:29,653
Every source?

263
00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:32,242
Yes, okay?

264
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:36,807
Nobody's seen any new
Chinese gang on the street.

265
00:13:36,809 --> 00:13:38,443
- However...
- There's a Ukrainian gang,

266
00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:39,904
the Shevchenko Bratzva.

267
00:13:39,905 --> 00:13:42,121
CARTER: These guys fit
our profile perfectly.

268
00:13:42,123 --> 00:13:43,976
Sorry, man.

269
00:13:43,978 --> 00:13:44,978
What is that?

270
00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:47,576
Video footage from some
guy in the traffic jam.

271
00:13:47,578 --> 00:13:49,786
I can see that, but why you
didn't tell me about this?

272
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:52,255
"Badass Cop." Are you kidding me?

273
00:13:52,257 --> 00:13:55,059
It shows nothing of the heist,
a little bit of the motorcycles...

274
00:13:55,061 --> 00:13:56,661
- Carter, please stop stalling.
- M-Man,

275
00:13:56,663 --> 00:13:58,901
look at me go. I'm at least
five feet off the ground.

276
00:13:58,903 --> 00:14:00,612
DIDI: Five feet? That's,
like, eight inches.

277
00:14:00,614 --> 00:14:03,614
Lee, the truth is, based on
the utility strap we found,

278
00:14:03,616 --> 00:14:05,743
we have a good lead on a Ukrainian gang

279
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,645
that profiles perfectly into this crime

280
00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:11,284
and nothing substantial on
any sort of Quantou activity.

281
00:14:12,531 --> 00:14:15,049
This very much looks
like a robbery gone wrong

282
00:14:15,051 --> 00:14:17,394
that you successfully stopped.

283
00:14:17,396 --> 00:14:18,154
Nothing more.

284
00:14:18,155 --> 00:14:20,861
Ooh, watch this. Frame by frame. Look
at this, look at this, look at this.

285
00:14:20,863 --> 00:14:23,205
(laughs)

286
00:14:23,207 --> 00:14:26,237
- Hold on, go back.
- What?

287
00:14:26,239 --> 00:14:27,999
LEE: Those backpacks are full.

288
00:14:30,335 --> 00:14:32,289
<i>But they were empty
when they arrived.</i>

289
00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:33,761
<i>They did get something.</i>

290
00:14:33,763 --> 00:14:35,965
There was something else
in the back of that truck.

291
00:14:44,911 --> 00:14:48,340
Okay, so our armored car is owned
by a company called Klenk Security.

292
00:14:48,342 --> 00:14:51,480
Oh, Klenk Security. Yeah,
they're a smaller firm.

293
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:53,442
What is your criminal cousin doing here?

294
00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:55,559
Uh, excuse me. I resent that label.

295
00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,729
I was brought here on
official police business, sir.

296
00:14:58,730 --> 00:14:59,769
Were you arrested?

297
00:14:59,770 --> 00:15:02,445
Questioned but not charged.

298
00:15:02,447 --> 00:15:04,978
Anyway, I just came by to
say hello and I heard you guys

299
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:07,919
talking about Klenk, a firm
that I used to work with.

300
00:15:07,921 --> 00:15:10,889
Does "work with" mean steal from?

301
00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:13,160
Who amongst us can say, Lee?

302
00:15:13,162 --> 00:15:17,019
The point is, Klenk's owner
strikes me as a bit shifty.

303
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,019
He has the vibe of a criminal.

304
00:15:19,021 --> 00:15:20,519
You have the vibe of a criminal.

305
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,019
I don't claim to be a perfect man,

306
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:25,540
but I strive every day to be an honest one.

307
00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:27,236
Where'd you get those glasses?

308
00:15:27,238 --> 00:15:29,681
Oh, uh, from the desk.

309
00:15:29,683 --> 00:15:30,376
You just took them?

310
00:15:30,378 --> 00:15:32,592
I borrowed them. I was gonna return them.

311
00:15:32,594 --> 00:15:34,666
You know, you guys are really judgmental.

312
00:15:34,668 --> 00:15:35,697
If I wanted to be judged,

313
00:15:35,699 --> 00:15:38,390
I would have actually
went to court this morning.

314
00:15:40,410 --> 00:15:43,120
♪ ♪

315
00:15:58,476 --> 00:16:01,012
Okay, let's make a plan,
because you have a habit

316
00:16:01,014 --> 00:16:03,427
of accusing everyone
as soon as you walk in.

317
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,383
But in America, we have
something called "good cop...

318
00:16:06,385 --> 00:16:09,097
Chinese cop who shuts up cop,"
which means you let me talk

319
00:16:09,099 --> 00:16:12,185
to this guy before you accuse
him of being a criminal.

320
00:16:12,187 --> 00:16:13,849
Are you calling me a criminal?

321
00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:14,996
Yes.

322
00:16:14,998 --> 00:16:17,167
And I cannot be sure
that you were not involved

323
00:16:17,169 --> 00:16:18,628
in robbing your own company.

324
00:16:18,630 --> 00:16:20,425
That would be the worst thing I could do.

325
00:16:20,427 --> 00:16:21,866
Insurance could pay it off.

326
00:16:21,868 --> 00:16:25,139
If I had that type of
coverage, which I don't.

327
00:16:25,141 --> 00:16:27,173
You have no working video cameras,

328
00:16:27,175 --> 00:16:29,342
your guards have to
bring their own weapons,

329
00:16:29,344 --> 00:16:31,355
and you are not insured
for this kind of theft.

330
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:34,480
Yeah, I don't know if
you did your own research,

331
00:16:34,482 --> 00:16:36,788
but we're the worst company in town.

332
00:16:36,790 --> 00:16:39,793
Which is why I believe you were
transporting something else.

333
00:16:39,795 --> 00:16:41,619
Why was there no cameras in the back?

334
00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:43,770
What-what is it with
th-this guy and cameras?

335
00:16:43,772 --> 00:16:44,717
He collects footage.

336
00:16:44,719 --> 00:16:50,127
He's got, like, this Chinese cop
Pinterest board going on for the case.

337
00:16:50,129 --> 00:16:53,524
There's a camera mounted
outside of dispatch in the depot.

338
00:16:53,526 --> 00:16:55,185
Feel free to check that out.

339
00:16:55,187 --> 00:16:56,823
I got nothing to hide.

340
00:17:00,719 --> 00:17:02,950
KLENK: The car was empty
when they left here.

341
00:17:02,952 --> 00:17:04,685
Satisfied?

342
00:17:04,687 --> 00:17:08,581
No, I am appalled by your lack of
shame for being a terrible businessman.

343
00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:10,293
I can live with that.

344
00:17:10,943 --> 00:17:13,143
Whatever those bikers stole,

345
00:17:13,145 --> 00:17:15,498
it was placed in the car along the way.

346
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:16,896
Placed?

347
00:17:16,898 --> 00:17:18,585
The hopper is the only one
with access to the back,

348
00:17:18,587 --> 00:17:20,294
and he has not changed his story.

349
00:17:20,296 --> 00:17:22,878
Which is why we must continue
along the armored car route

350
00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,298
until we find what it was.

351
00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:28,772
Look, Lee, we obviously have very
different ideas on how to solve this case.

352
00:17:28,774 --> 00:17:30,919
I feel like we have a real
investigation in motion,

353
00:17:30,921 --> 00:17:32,960
with real evidence that points towards

354
00:17:32,962 --> 00:17:36,620
an actual Eastern European
motorcycle gang, which, I think,

355
00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:39,900
trumps your hunch about
your sister and a backpack.

356
00:17:39,902 --> 00:17:43,019
I'm not doing the whole retrace the
steps and watch security footage move.

357
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,532
It's a waste of my time.

358
00:17:47,908 --> 00:17:49,906
LEE: There is the hopper.

359
00:17:49,908 --> 00:17:51,321
You have receipts for this?

360
00:17:51,323 --> 00:17:52,535
- In the back.
- CARTER: He'll also want

361
00:17:52,537 --> 00:17:55,104
copies of your security
footage, HD if possible.

362
00:17:55,106 --> 00:17:56,593
He's working on a project.

363
00:17:57,329 --> 00:17:58,500
You coming?

364
00:17:58,502 --> 00:18:00,372
I'm expecting a phone call.

365
00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:08,074
Oh, hell no!

366
00:18:10,649 --> 00:18:12,319
Gerald.

367
00:18:12,321 --> 00:18:14,784
Oh! Uh, wh-what's up, cuz?

368
00:18:14,786 --> 00:18:15,769
How you doing, man?

369
00:18:15,771 --> 00:18:17,729
What in the world are you doing here?

370
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:20,269
Tell me you not trying to break
into a car in broad daylight.

371
00:18:20,270 --> 00:18:22,661
(laughs) You think I'm
trying to break into this car?

372
00:18:22,663 --> 00:18:23,873
Man, that's hilarious.

373
00:18:23,875 --> 00:18:29,559
No, I'm just trying to open it up because
a friend of mine locked his keys inside.

374
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:30,775
- What friend?
- Laurence.

375
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,979
- Who is that?
- A friend.

376
00:18:31,981 --> 00:18:33,213
- Where you know him from?
- College.

377
00:18:33,215 --> 00:18:35,261
- You didn't go to college.
- We did security.

378
00:18:35,263 --> 00:18:37,865
- Well, where he at?
- His wife is having a baby.

379
00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:40,067
Why can't I see the keys that's
supposedly locked in the car?

380
00:18:40,069 --> 00:18:42,257
I'm trying to figure out that same thing.

381
00:18:43,466 --> 00:18:46,954
Hey, uh, have you heard of a Ukrainian
gang by the name of Shevchenko Bratzva?

382
00:18:46,956 --> 00:18:49,377
Oh, hell yeah. That's
right here in Hollywood.

383
00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:53,277
There's a dude named Pavlo
Kulyka; he runs the whole thing.

384
00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:56,499
He has a terrible haircut. It's ridiculous.

385
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:57,585
How do you know all this?

386
00:18:57,587 --> 00:18:59,750
A friend told me.

387
00:18:59,752 --> 00:19:00,769
Hand it over.

388
00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:03,269
Fine, man, but you're gonna
have to deal with Laurence.

389
00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:04,670
There ain't no Laurence!

390
00:19:04,672 --> 00:19:06,404
Take your ass home!

391
00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,793
Oh, man, damn!

392
00:19:08,795 --> 00:19:10,570
Crazy-ass cousin.

393
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,622
H-Hey, excuse me.

394
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:22,184
What's the timetable on getting a
batch of "Badass Cop" shirts printed?

395
00:19:22,186 --> 00:19:24,019
- Bad what now?
- You know,

396
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,481
"Badass Cop."

397
00:19:25,483 --> 00:19:26,726
From YouTube.

398
00:19:26,728 --> 00:19:28,464
I need some shirts made.

399
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:29,983
And there's a, uh... there's a screenshot

400
00:19:29,985 --> 00:19:31,388
I want to e-mail to you.

401
00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:33,454
You mean that little boy skipping?

402
00:19:33,456 --> 00:19:34,667
That is a man.

403
00:19:34,669 --> 00:19:36,890
This is a grown-ass man flying into action

404
00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:40,128
against a team of not-Chinese criminals.

405
00:19:40,130 --> 00:19:42,724
- (ringtone playing)
- Ah, excuse me.

406
00:19:42,726 --> 00:19:44,271
Didi, what you got for me?

407
00:19:45,856 --> 00:19:47,042
I knew it!

408
00:19:47,044 --> 00:19:48,222
I knew... You're the best.

409
00:19:48,224 --> 00:19:49,623
We'll be right there.

410
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:50,837
They check out.

411
00:19:50,839 --> 00:19:52,635
What a surprise.

412
00:19:52,637 --> 00:19:54,757
We need to get back to the station.

413
00:19:57,241 --> 00:19:58,947
DIDI: It's an explosive device,

414
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,932
triggered by a wireless detonator.

415
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,721
Found it attached to the charred bike.

416
00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,253
Guess who works with this kind of thing.

417
00:20:04,255 --> 00:20:07,355
Pavlo Kulyka, head of
the Shevchenko Bratzva,

418
00:20:07,357 --> 00:20:09,429
who was arrested in Kiev
for using C-4 to blow out

419
00:20:09,431 --> 00:20:11,201
a storefront a few years ago.

420
00:20:11,203 --> 00:20:12,536
I don't understand.

421
00:20:12,538 --> 00:20:15,822
And how can you pronounce
Shevchenko Bratzva but not Quantou?

422
00:20:15,824 --> 00:20:19,555
Kulyka is the head of the Ukrainian
gang that runs that part of Hollywood.

423
00:20:19,557 --> 00:20:23,825
He has a weak alibi, a serious cash
problem and a passion for explosives.

424
00:20:23,827 --> 00:20:26,927
In other words, Lee, he's our guy.

425
00:20:26,929 --> 00:20:28,467
Let's go pick him up.

426
00:20:43,521 --> 00:20:45,317
Pavlo Kulyka.

427
00:20:45,319 --> 00:20:47,319
Who wants to know?

428
00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:52,728
LAPD.

429
00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:55,100
CARTER: Man, if you had told me that
was the plan, I could've done it, too.

430
00:20:59,706 --> 00:21:00,639
PAVLO: So...

431
00:21:00,641 --> 00:21:02,351
you are not here to kill me.

432
00:21:02,353 --> 00:21:04,206
Wonderful. Sit.

433
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,585
We'll stand.

434
00:21:05,587 --> 00:21:07,618
We need to ask some questions

435
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,720
about an attack on an armored car.

436
00:21:09,722 --> 00:21:11,165
CARTER: And we could do
that the official way,

437
00:21:11,167 --> 00:21:13,747
get a warrant, bring you in with
your very expensive lawyer...

438
00:21:13,749 --> 00:21:16,485
Lawyer is like a leech on my ass.

439
00:21:16,487 --> 00:21:17,729
Leech on your ass?

440
00:21:17,730 --> 00:21:19,642
The hell going on down there?

441
00:21:19,644 --> 00:21:21,522
Or we could just keep it
simple, save you some money,

442
00:21:21,524 --> 00:21:23,006
and we could go talk.

443
00:21:24,787 --> 00:21:26,266
Okay.

444
00:21:26,268 --> 00:21:29,130
But I cannot be seen talking to cops.

445
00:21:29,132 --> 00:21:30,787
We go your place.

446
00:21:30,789 --> 00:21:31,819
Right this way.

447
00:21:31,821 --> 00:21:32,723
Okay.

448
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,145
But you sitting in the back.

449
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,849
Carter, Pavlo is not responsible.

450
00:21:42,850 --> 00:21:45,143
Lee, we just convinced that
guy to come here and talk

451
00:21:45,145 --> 00:21:46,332
without even waving a warrant.

452
00:21:46,334 --> 00:21:49,469
Exactly. He's confident
because he's not involved.

453
00:21:49,471 --> 00:21:51,644
The dude is right on the
other side of that door.

454
00:21:51,646 --> 00:21:54,347
And you saw his hair... that
alone proves he's guilty.

455
00:21:54,349 --> 00:21:56,957
Now can you just come along with me
on this before he changes his mind?

456
00:21:56,959 --> 00:21:57,657
Fine.

457
00:21:57,659 --> 00:21:59,715
But we do good cop, black cop.

458
00:21:59,717 --> 00:22:03,809
It's "good cop, Chinese
cop who shuts up cop."

459
00:22:03,811 --> 00:22:05,811
It's racist the way you say it.

460
00:22:10,217 --> 00:22:13,015
Pavlo, my friend.

461
00:22:13,017 --> 00:22:16,010
First, I need to praise you on
your planning and motorcycle skills.

462
00:22:16,012 --> 00:22:18,566
That was one hell of a robbery yesterday.

463
00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:21,924
But you left evidence at the
motorcycle shop and at the scene.

464
00:22:21,926 --> 00:22:23,854
So I'd like to introduce my partner to you,

465
00:22:23,856 --> 00:22:27,380
who doesn't trust anybody
and is a master at karate.

466
00:22:27,382 --> 00:22:29,520
Once again, that is Japanese.

467
00:22:29,522 --> 00:22:32,765
Either way, he'll break you.

468
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:38,977
Did you do this?

469
00:22:38,979 --> 00:22:40,328
No.

470
00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:41,824
- I have no more questions.
- What the hell?

471
00:22:41,826 --> 00:22:43,851
Man, can I speak to you outside?

472
00:22:43,853 --> 00:22:45,316
Bring your ass out here.

473
00:22:49,281 --> 00:22:51,909
When I give you a setup like that,
you have to go in for the kill.

474
00:22:51,911 --> 00:22:55,597
The man's profile did not paint him
as smart enough to plan that crime.

475
00:22:55,599 --> 00:22:57,059
I believe he was innocent.

476
00:22:57,060 --> 00:22:58,216
That's it?

477
00:22:58,218 --> 00:23:00,032
That's all you got?

478
00:23:00,034 --> 00:23:02,786
Now can we go to the next
stop on the armored car route?

479
00:23:02,788 --> 00:23:04,458
Come on, man.

480
00:23:14,450 --> 00:23:16,365
(sighs)

481
00:23:16,367 --> 00:23:18,402
I can't do this much longer, Lee.

482
00:23:18,404 --> 00:23:20,391
Kulyka's probably somewhere
cleaning up his mess

483
00:23:20,393 --> 00:23:23,807
as we speak, and you won't stop
with this robotic obsession.

484
00:23:23,809 --> 00:23:26,513
I understand my methods
may seem cold to you.

485
00:23:26,515 --> 00:23:28,099
As soon as I find my sister,

486
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:30,688
I will go back to my jovial ways.

487
00:23:30,690 --> 00:23:35,482
Somehow I think "jovial" means
something different in Chinese.

488
00:23:35,484 --> 00:23:37,023
♪ I like the way she feels... ♪

489
00:23:37,025 --> 00:23:38,912
(Australian accent): All I know
is I almost lost a bunch of cash

490
00:23:38,914 --> 00:23:42,369
in that heist, and that armored
car company is the worst.

491
00:23:42,371 --> 00:23:44,385
So what's happening? You got any suspects?

492
00:23:44,387 --> 00:23:46,300
That is police information only.

493
00:23:46,302 --> 00:23:48,663
I'm going to need to see
your security footage.

494
00:23:48,665 --> 00:23:51,186
If you don't have any answers, I
really don't have time for you people.

495
00:23:51,188 --> 00:23:53,674
I got a capacity crowd tonight,
and I got to get this bar open.

496
00:23:53,676 --> 00:23:57,190
Yeah, well, the thing is, you kind
of have to make time for the cops.

497
00:23:57,192 --> 00:23:59,186
So, unless you don't want us
to stay here and double-check

498
00:23:59,188 --> 00:24:00,989
every I.D. at the door tonight,

499
00:24:00,991 --> 00:24:03,775
you'll give us everything
my friend here asks for.

500
00:24:09,379 --> 00:24:10,536
Freakin' Australians.

501
00:24:10,538 --> 00:24:12,080
Do you know they take all our movie roles?

502
00:24:12,082 --> 00:24:13,882
Russell Crowe, Chris Hemsworth...

503
00:24:13,884 --> 00:24:15,555
There's something suspicious here.

504
00:24:15,557 --> 00:24:17,452
Of course there's
something suspicious here.

505
00:24:17,454 --> 00:24:19,889
We're at a bar in Hollywood.

506
00:24:19,890 --> 00:24:22,139
This is the only camera they show up on.

507
00:24:22,678 --> 00:24:25,397
They come in the back, pull up...

508
00:24:26,876 --> 00:24:29,129
...two minutes, 46 seconds later,

509
00:24:29,131 --> 00:24:30,587
he comes back out.

510
00:24:32,466 --> 00:24:34,022
We done?

511
00:24:34,024 --> 00:24:35,645
No.

512
00:24:35,647 --> 00:24:37,187
We're not done.

513
00:24:38,903 --> 00:24:40,759
Why is he going back inside?

514
00:24:47,465 --> 00:24:49,423
Seven missing minutes.

515
00:24:49,425 --> 00:24:51,185
You know anything about this?

516
00:24:51,187 --> 00:24:52,961
About what?

517
00:24:52,963 --> 00:24:54,376
Don't move.

518
00:25:01,217 --> 00:25:03,014
The hopper started here.

519
00:25:04,478 --> 00:25:05,451
(watch beeps)

520
00:25:05,453 --> 00:25:07,244
Three and a half minutes.

521
00:25:07,246 --> 00:25:10,156
Three and a half minutes there,
three and a half minutes back.

522
00:25:11,970 --> 00:25:14,374
Are we doing what I think we're doing?

523
00:25:14,376 --> 00:25:16,676
We are figuring out where he went.

524
00:25:25,416 --> 00:25:27,416
(watch beeps)

525
00:25:31,805 --> 00:25:33,307
Now what?

526
00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:37,792
There's marks on the floor.

527
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,640
Lee.

528
00:26:00,760 --> 00:26:03,058
What do we have here?

529
00:26:03,060 --> 00:26:05,059
Are you kidding me? Lee...

530
00:26:05,060 --> 00:26:07,113
I love you, man, I love...
I mean, it was stupid and

531
00:26:07,115 --> 00:26:08,729
completely random how you kept digging,

532
00:26:08,731 --> 00:26:10,271
but look at this, huh? We're heroes.

533
00:26:10,273 --> 00:26:11,627
Man, I did not want a partner.

534
00:26:11,629 --> 00:26:13,104
I did not want a partner.
I thought you was awkward,

535
00:26:13,106 --> 00:26:13,667
but we did it, man.

536
00:26:13,669 --> 00:26:15,769
Hey, hey, hey, back it off, old man.

537
00:26:15,770 --> 00:26:17,890
We got you, dead to rights.

538
00:26:19,394 --> 00:26:20,382
Okay.

539
00:26:20,384 --> 00:26:21,679
All right.

540
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,238
We found El Chapo.

541
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,654
What's happening?

542
00:26:24,656 --> 00:26:26,607
All right, Lee, we're
gonna divide and conquer.

543
00:26:26,609 --> 00:26:27,805
I'll take the old man in the apron,

544
00:26:27,807 --> 00:26:29,304
you take everybody else.

545
00:26:35,475 --> 00:26:38,151
All right, I don't think any
of us want to be firing weapons

546
00:26:38,153 --> 00:26:39,649
around all these chemicals.

547
00:26:39,651 --> 00:26:41,937
What is that, Oxy?

548
00:26:41,939 --> 00:26:42,954
Good stuff.

549
00:26:42,956 --> 00:26:45,545
One stray shot and you blow up the block.

550
00:26:46,387 --> 00:26:50,281
That's right, everybody listen
to the man with his hair in a bun.

551
00:26:50,283 --> 00:26:51,311
That's right.

552
00:26:51,313 --> 00:26:52,109
Uh-huh.

553
00:26:52,111 --> 00:26:53,250
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

554
00:26:53,252 --> 00:26:55,309
Jafar from <i>Aladdin,</i>
put the gun down!

555
00:26:58,555 --> 00:27:00,688
You could've left...

556
00:27:00,690 --> 00:27:02,480
but now we can't let you go.

557
00:27:06,055 --> 00:27:07,954
All right.

558
00:27:07,956 --> 00:27:10,707
I'm gonna give all you
guys a second to surrender.

559
00:27:10,709 --> 00:27:12,389
I didn't want to have to admit this,

560
00:27:12,391 --> 00:27:14,924
but I am Badass Cop.

561
00:27:14,926 --> 00:27:16,354
Carter, I have a confession.

562
00:27:16,355 --> 00:27:18,122
- Yeah?
- The video is about me.

563
00:27:18,124 --> 00:27:19,747
- What?
- I am the Badass Cop.

564
00:27:19,749 --> 00:27:21,165
It says so in the "read more" part.

565
00:27:21,167 --> 00:27:22,047
I don't read more.

566
00:27:22,049 --> 00:27:23,432
Comments don't lie, man, I'm sorry.

567
00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:25,362
- It was my car!
- It was my idea!

568
00:27:25,364 --> 00:27:26,778
Why are you trying to
take this away from me?!

569
00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:29,431
Huh? Do you realize how
long I've been waiting to be

570
00:27:29,433 --> 00:27:32,185
properly recognized from
strangers off the Internet?!

571
00:27:36,262 --> 00:27:37,552
(grunting)

572
00:27:44,145 --> 00:27:45,685
(man yelling)

573
00:28:07,095 --> 00:28:08,354
(yelling)

574
00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:11,184
(Carter shrieks)

575
00:28:11,185 --> 00:28:14,225
(grunting)

576
00:28:43,685 --> 00:28:45,805
(grunting continues)

577
00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:57,744
Huh?

578
00:28:57,746 --> 00:29:00,811
You didn't know I could
do all that, did you?

579
00:29:00,813 --> 00:29:02,902
Hey, why the old man keep mad-dogging me?

580
00:29:02,904 --> 00:29:04,140
I don't think he's dogging anyone.

581
00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:05,593
No, he dogging me. You want some, old man?

582
00:29:05,595 --> 00:29:07,145
'Cause I don't give a damn, come on.

583
00:29:07,990 --> 00:29:08,870
(gasps)

584
00:29:11,867 --> 00:29:13,247
All right.

585
00:29:16,225 --> 00:29:17,435
(groaning)

586
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,206
Carter, this is why you
have to respect your elders.

587
00:29:35,208 --> 00:29:37,051
You beat up an old man, Lee.

588
00:29:37,053 --> 00:29:39,505
You got beat up by an old man, Carter.

589
00:29:39,507 --> 00:29:40,719
Touché.

590
00:29:43,592 --> 00:29:45,109
I'll call it in.

591
00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:54,872
DONOVAN: The illegal drug lab was uncovered

592
00:29:54,874 --> 00:30:00,234
by the excellent work of
Detectives Lee and Carpenter.

593
00:30:00,236 --> 00:30:01,733
Uh, let me spell that for you.

594
00:30:01,735 --> 00:30:05,680
C-A-R-P-E-N-ter.

595
00:30:05,682 --> 00:30:08,047
Man, you know I don't like
hanging around police stations.

596
00:30:08,049 --> 00:30:09,162
Did you bring a camera?

597
00:30:09,164 --> 00:30:11,449
I need you to film the press
conference that's about to go down.

598
00:30:11,451 --> 00:30:13,644
I have a hunch Cole's going
to ask me to talk to the press.

599
00:30:13,646 --> 00:30:15,435
- I brought a phone.
- Is it stolen?

600
00:30:15,437 --> 00:30:17,659
You didn't say nothing about
not bringing a stolen phone.

601
00:30:17,661 --> 00:30:18,612
To a police station?

602
00:30:18,614 --> 00:30:20,507
Well, full disclosure, I just stole it.

603
00:30:20,509 --> 00:30:21,461
- When?
- Ten seconds ago.

604
00:30:21,463 --> 00:30:23,423
- Ten seconds ago?
- You want me to film it or not?

605
00:30:23,425 --> 00:30:24,529
You're my cousin, you have to.

606
00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:25,787
All right? And then post it online,

607
00:30:25,789 --> 00:30:28,392
under the title, "Badass Cop Gives Badass

608
00:30:28,394 --> 00:30:30,274
- Press Conference."
- Ooh.

609
00:30:30,383 --> 00:30:31,896
Carter. A word.

610
00:30:31,898 --> 00:30:33,024
Yes, Captain.

611
00:30:35,159 --> 00:30:37,949
I just want you to know that I
was called a fool for allowing

612
00:30:37,951 --> 00:30:40,118
a Hong Kong detective to stay on the force.

613
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,803
And I told those people they were wrong.

614
00:30:41,805 --> 00:30:43,354
It was you who said that.

615
00:30:43,355 --> 00:30:45,188
I had a point, but I stand corrected.

616
00:30:45,190 --> 00:30:46,957
The bottom line is,

617
00:30:46,959 --> 00:30:48,292
pairing you with Lee

618
00:30:48,294 --> 00:30:51,292
was a stroke of genius on my part.

619
00:30:51,294 --> 00:30:54,752
No, you two together as a
team could be my masterpiece.

620
00:30:54,754 --> 00:30:55,819
I appreciate that.

621
00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:57,175
Yeah, and because you made me look good

622
00:30:57,177 --> 00:30:59,100
and you took down that drug lab,

623
00:30:59,102 --> 00:31:02,081
I'm gonna give you one more
chance to address the media.

624
00:31:02,083 --> 00:31:02,888
Lindsay.

625
00:31:02,890 --> 00:31:05,547
Don't call me Lindsay.

626
00:31:05,549 --> 00:31:07,143
What is courage?

627
00:31:07,145 --> 00:31:08,603
I'll give you nine examples.

628
00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:10,190
- One:
- We have to go.

629
00:31:10,192 --> 00:31:11,189
Not again.

630
00:31:11,191 --> 00:31:13,763
All right, every time I get a chance
to do my speech, you pull me away.

631
00:31:13,765 --> 00:31:16,512
Is this all about personal glory to you?

632
00:31:16,514 --> 00:31:18,185
No. Okay.

633
00:31:18,875 --> 00:31:21,381
It's just that I never get
recognized for anything.

634
00:31:21,383 --> 00:31:23,223
I wouldn't expect you to understand.

635
00:31:25,607 --> 00:31:27,778
Damn it. Now I feel bad.

636
00:31:27,780 --> 00:31:30,722
Asian guilt is much
worse than regular guilt.

637
00:31:30,724 --> 00:31:31,808
What do you want to do?

638
00:31:31,810 --> 00:31:33,554
The club owner has admitted to everything.

639
00:31:33,555 --> 00:31:37,365
Before Narcotics take over, we need
to interrogate the armored car hopper.

640
00:31:37,367 --> 00:31:39,084
I need to know if the Quantou was involved.

641
00:31:39,086 --> 00:31:41,068
- You still on that?
- I've never left that.

642
00:31:41,070 --> 00:31:44,640
Please, I have to be 110% sure.

643
00:31:44,642 --> 00:31:46,040
Come on, man.

644
00:31:46,601 --> 00:31:49,910
Hey, there's birthday cake
in the conference room.

645
00:31:50,972 --> 00:31:52,321
Who's Diane?

646
00:31:55,727 --> 00:31:57,187
I ate the "D."

647
00:32:00,554 --> 00:32:03,061
I've never heard of a Quantou,
and I didn't see any Chinese gangs.

648
00:32:03,063 --> 00:32:04,681
It was just me and the bar owner.

649
00:32:04,683 --> 00:32:05,858
He offered me a chance at easy money.

650
00:32:05,860 --> 00:32:08,589
I pick up the drugs
and I move them for him.

651
00:32:08,591 --> 00:32:09,894
Is he eating my Jell-O?

652
00:32:09,895 --> 00:32:11,144
You don't need it.

653
00:32:11,145 --> 00:32:13,346
You'll get jail Jell-O.

654
00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,268
We need to know who robbed you.

655
00:32:16,723 --> 00:32:19,802
The only one I was supposed to
fear were the Shevchenko Bratzva.

656
00:32:19,804 --> 00:32:20,914
- The Ukrainians.
- Yeah.

657
00:32:20,916 --> 00:32:21,969
We were in their territory,

658
00:32:21,971 --> 00:32:24,406
but my deal was between
me and the Playhouse owner.

659
00:32:24,408 --> 00:32:26,234
I didn't think anybody would get hurt.

660
00:32:26,236 --> 00:32:27,667
I'm so sorry, Jimmy.

661
00:32:27,669 --> 00:32:29,214
You son of a bitch.

662
00:32:29,216 --> 00:32:31,239
My dad's your friend and
you almost get him killed.

663
00:32:39,864 --> 00:32:42,002
I'm sorry, Lee.

664
00:32:42,004 --> 00:32:44,764
I know this kind of spoils your theory.

665
00:32:44,765 --> 00:32:47,516
My dad told me about
these Ukrainian gangsters

666
00:32:47,518 --> 00:32:49,221
near the drop-off a month ago.

667
00:32:49,223 --> 00:32:50,978
He was so scared, and
I-I told him, I said,

668
00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:52,182
say something to your boss about it,

669
00:32:52,184 --> 00:32:54,934
but Dad doesn't like to complain.

670
00:32:58,505 --> 00:32:59,925
I should have been there.

671
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:05,402
Come on, Lee.

672
00:33:09,265 --> 00:33:11,002
Okay, wait, so why are
you guys here so early?

673
00:33:11,004 --> 00:33:12,758
It's like 5:30.

674
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,610
Okay, look, all right?

675
00:33:14,612 --> 00:33:16,679
I think Lee was still
too depressed to come,

676
00:33:16,681 --> 00:33:18,724
so I moved up the time
so he couldn't say no.

677
00:33:18,725 --> 00:33:19,895
(door opens)

678
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,213
Why is he here?

679
00:33:22,215 --> 00:33:23,566
Oh, I brought the cake.

680
00:33:23,568 --> 00:33:24,724
Did you steal that cake?

681
00:33:24,725 --> 00:33:26,296
No, I didn't steal this cake, man.

682
00:33:26,298 --> 00:33:28,291
This birthday cake is for everybody.

683
00:33:28,293 --> 00:33:29,414
Yeah, Diane's cake.

684
00:33:29,416 --> 00:33:31,663
Well, tell Diane thank you.

685
00:33:31,665 --> 00:33:33,287
(laughing)

686
00:33:33,289 --> 00:33:34,708
I have to apologize.

687
00:33:34,710 --> 00:33:38,618
I was so blinded by my desire for this
heist to be the work of the Quantou,

688
00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:41,144
that I put you all in danger.

689
00:33:41,145 --> 00:33:45,482
Nah, all in a day's work, my
strange little foreign friend.

690
00:33:45,484 --> 00:33:47,677
I slowed down a well done investigation.

691
00:33:47,679 --> 00:33:49,646
Ah, you're still learning how we do.

692
00:33:49,648 --> 00:33:52,105
All right, you've been in this
country, what, like, ten minutes, huh?

693
00:33:52,107 --> 00:33:53,331
You'll get it.

694
00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:54,594
I was impressed.

695
00:33:54,595 --> 00:33:56,224
I was impressive.

696
00:33:56,225 --> 00:33:58,184
- Delicious, D.
- Thank you.

697
00:33:58,185 --> 00:33:59,217
- Yes.
- How every

698
00:33:59,219 --> 00:34:00,982
loose end was tied up.

699
00:34:00,984 --> 00:34:03,466
Every clue pointed in the same direction.

700
00:34:03,468 --> 00:34:06,329
Almost every person in
this case has been guilty.

701
00:34:06,331 --> 00:34:07,865
That never happens.

702
00:34:07,867 --> 00:34:09,457
So consistent.

703
00:34:10,379 --> 00:34:13,394
Yeah.

704
00:34:13,396 --> 00:34:15,122
Too consistent.

705
00:34:15,124 --> 00:34:16,768
Carter, there were no loose ends.

706
00:34:16,770 --> 00:34:18,293
Yeah, that's the problem.

707
00:34:18,295 --> 00:34:20,959
Oh, my God, every single clue
went in the same direction.

708
00:34:20,961 --> 00:34:22,025
What are you talking about?

709
00:34:22,027 --> 00:34:24,305
Why have I been believing
everything I've been seeing?

710
00:34:26,491 --> 00:34:27,924
We need to start over.

711
00:34:27,926 --> 00:34:29,514
- Start over?
- Yeah.

712
00:34:29,515 --> 00:34:31,225
And I know exactly where.

713
00:34:33,015 --> 00:34:35,693
Can I finish this?

714
00:34:35,695 --> 00:34:37,767
Wait, this is "Badass Cop"?

715
00:34:37,769 --> 00:34:39,611
I thought you said they had a million hits.

716
00:34:39,613 --> 00:34:41,121
This say 403.

717
00:34:41,123 --> 00:34:43,822
You know, the view kind of
resets after you hit ten million.

718
00:34:43,824 --> 00:34:45,154
No, it doesn't.

719
00:34:46,555 --> 00:34:47,766
Man.

720
00:34:47,768 --> 00:34:49,765
I've seen this stunt done a bunch of times,

721
00:34:49,767 --> 00:34:51,852
but it's even sweeter in the real world.

722
00:34:51,854 --> 00:34:53,090
Where have you seen that stunt?

723
00:34:53,092 --> 00:34:54,725
- In the movies.
- Which movies?

724
00:34:54,725 --> 00:34:56,372
<i>Big Truck 5. Ice Monsters.</i>

725
00:34:56,374 --> 00:34:58,436
All the <i>Fast and the
Furious</i> movies... well, except

726
00:34:58,438 --> 00:34:59,766
<i>Tokyo Drift.</i>

727
00:34:59,768 --> 00:35:02,559
Yeah, the guy on the motorcycle
always lays it down the same way.

728
00:35:02,561 --> 00:35:05,685
You see how he had like this
slide. Kind of look fake.

729
00:35:09,132 --> 00:35:10,096
(grunts)

730
00:35:10,098 --> 00:35:11,352
I know who can do that.

731
00:35:11,354 --> 00:35:13,011
A group of thieves.

732
00:35:13,013 --> 00:35:14,054
Highly trained.

733
00:35:14,055 --> 00:35:16,334
(engines revving)

734
00:35:16,336 --> 00:35:20,159
CARTER: <i>All our witnesses say
they were amazing on their bikes.</i>

735
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:21,743
<i>Like performers.</i>

736
00:35:23,644 --> 00:35:25,840
None of what we've been
watching has been real.

737
00:35:25,842 --> 00:35:27,671
Not the evidence. Not the clues.

738
00:35:27,673 --> 00:35:28,934
And you said it, Lee.

739
00:35:28,935 --> 00:35:31,395
Every guy in this case has been guilty,

740
00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:35,391
so why are we assuming that
the one guy left... isn't.

741
00:35:35,393 --> 00:35:36,653
Excuse me.

742
00:35:39,145 --> 00:35:41,442
Jimmy Robinson.

743
00:35:44,594 --> 00:35:45,973
_

744
00:35:45,975 --> 00:35:47,206
They were all stunts.

745
00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:50,075
Yeah, but Jimmy was inside the van.

746
00:35:50,077 --> 00:35:51,679
Then he had help.

747
00:35:54,300 --> 00:35:57,076
CARTER: <i>The son was
limping when he got up.</i>

748
00:35:57,078 --> 00:36:00,723
Jimmy's son Hunter followed his
father into the stunt industry.

749
00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,683
He's got more than 36 credits.

750
00:36:02,685 --> 00:36:04,160
Get on the phone, Didi.

751
00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,594
Call the hospital.

752
00:36:05,595 --> 00:36:08,185
Tell the shift nurse
nobody leaves that room.

753
00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:12,304
The driver was on to the
hopper's drug-running scheme,

754
00:36:12,305 --> 00:36:13,897
but instead of turning him in,

755
00:36:13,899 --> 00:36:16,854
he found it as the opportunity
for the perfect crime.

756
00:36:16,855 --> 00:36:19,744
He put together a team of
stuntmen, right, including his son.

757
00:36:19,746 --> 00:36:21,205
Made it look like Ukrainians...

758
00:36:21,207 --> 00:36:24,308
the same gang that the company
told him to be wary of...

759
00:36:24,310 --> 00:36:27,109
and waited for the cops
to put the pieces together.

760
00:36:27,111 --> 00:36:28,887
But he didn't plan on one thing.

761
00:36:28,889 --> 00:36:30,067
Badass cops.

762
00:36:30,069 --> 00:36:31,103
Come on, Lee.

763
00:36:31,105 --> 00:36:33,012
Let's go nail this son of a bitch.

764
00:36:34,765 --> 00:36:37,014
Oh, my bad. I thought y'all was done.

765
00:36:37,241 --> 00:36:39,371
Your mouth greasy as hell.

766
00:36:52,015 --> 00:36:53,037
CARTER: He's gone.

767
00:36:53,039 --> 00:36:54,265
What the hell?

768
00:36:57,297 --> 00:36:58,991
We need some help in here!

769
00:36:58,993 --> 00:37:00,972
Come on, here. Right here,
right here, right here.

770
00:37:00,974 --> 00:37:02,404
They're on the run.

771
00:37:14,405 --> 00:37:15,319
Lee.

772
00:37:28,924 --> 00:37:30,331
Oh, oh, okay.

773
00:37:30,333 --> 00:37:31,783
I'm gonna take the stairs.

774
00:37:41,678 --> 00:37:43,957
- Excuse me.
- Are you crazy?

775
00:37:43,959 --> 00:37:45,836
♪ I got self-preservation ♪

776
00:37:45,838 --> 00:37:47,582
♪ My eyes on survival ♪

777
00:37:47,584 --> 00:37:49,114
♪ I'm living with the lost ♪

778
00:37:49,115 --> 00:37:50,285
(tires squealing)

779
00:37:53,375 --> 00:37:54,504
♪ If no one's awake ♪

780
00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:57,187
♪ Then there's no one
who can play along ♪

781
00:37:57,189 --> 00:37:58,889
♪ I need a rival ♪

782
00:37:58,891 --> 00:38:00,275
♪ I need a rival ♪

783
00:38:00,277 --> 00:38:01,367
Stop the car!

784
00:38:02,266 --> 00:38:04,187
♪ Killing for survival ♪

785
00:38:04,189 --> 00:38:05,994
♪ I need a rival ♪

786
00:38:05,995 --> 00:38:07,723
♪ I need a rival ♪

787
00:38:07,725 --> 00:38:11,727
♪ I found my soul,
let's set it on fire ♪

788
00:38:11,729 --> 00:38:13,140
♪ I'm not the righteous ♪

789
00:38:13,142 --> 00:38:15,047
♪ I'm not the innocent ♪

790
00:38:15,049 --> 00:38:16,824
♪ I'm just a sign ♪

791
00:38:16,826 --> 00:38:18,720
♪ It's all gone wrong ♪

792
00:38:18,722 --> 00:38:19,324
♪ I need a rival ♪

793
00:38:19,325 --> 00:38:20,864
(brakes screeching)

794
00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:23,825
♪ I found my soul,
let's set it on fire. ♪

795
00:38:26,437 --> 00:38:27,937
Let me see your hands!

796
00:38:29,213 --> 00:38:31,732
Huh? Badass Cop, hey.

797
00:38:31,734 --> 00:38:33,784
Huh? Hey...

798
00:38:33,785 --> 00:38:35,785
♪ ♪

799
00:38:37,825 --> 00:38:40,744
First of all, let's take
a look at the positives:

800
00:38:40,745 --> 00:38:44,192
in just one day you put
ten very bad boys and one

801
00:38:44,194 --> 00:38:47,466
extremely athletic old man in jail.

802
00:38:47,468 --> 00:38:49,343
And now the negatives:

803
00:38:49,345 --> 00:38:53,627
someone stole the
remainder of Diane's cake.

804
00:38:53,629 --> 00:38:55,235
And it seems that that same person

805
00:38:55,237 --> 00:39:00,454
charged an order of T-shirts to the
department that read "Bad Asscop."

806
00:39:00,455 --> 00:39:03,097
Um, yeah, well, as far as
the shirts are concerned,

807
00:39:03,099 --> 00:39:04,972
they're for the whole department.

808
00:39:04,974 --> 00:39:06,614
As a morale boost, really.

809
00:39:06,615 --> 00:39:09,942
And you pronounced it wrong.
It's actually Badass Cop.

810
00:39:09,944 --> 00:39:12,786
No, no, no. The, uh, the
T-shirts were delivered

811
00:39:12,788 --> 00:39:15,244
to the billing address, here.

812
00:39:15,245 --> 00:39:19,114
And they all very clearly read...

813
00:39:19,115 --> 00:39:20,514
"Asscop".

814
00:39:21,405 --> 00:39:24,648
(sighs) She said no refunds.

815
00:39:24,650 --> 00:39:26,296
And it was expedited.

816
00:39:26,298 --> 00:39:29,203
The charges for the T-shirts
and a new cake for Diane

817
00:39:29,205 --> 00:39:31,995
will be deducted from your next paycheck.

818
00:39:33,389 --> 00:39:35,019
You may go.

819
00:39:36,035 --> 00:39:38,776
Lee, I'm going to be honest with you.

820
00:39:38,778 --> 00:39:42,138
I might have gotten a
little carried away today.

821
00:39:42,140 --> 00:39:44,539
That's okay. It was very exciting.

822
00:39:44,541 --> 00:39:45,951
Nah, it's not just that.

823
00:39:45,953 --> 00:39:49,311
You know, for years now,
no matter what I've done,

824
00:39:49,313 --> 00:39:51,694
I'm always the forgotten
one at this department.

825
00:39:51,695 --> 00:39:53,109
You know, and it sucks, man.

826
00:39:53,111 --> 00:39:54,892
I mean, when I first got this job,

827
00:39:54,894 --> 00:39:56,620
I mean, I made goals for myself.

828
00:39:56,622 --> 00:39:57,785
Attainable goals.

829
00:39:57,787 --> 00:40:02,857
You know, graduate top of the class
at the academy, make detective.

830
00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:05,036
Have a statue erected
of me at Parker Center.

831
00:40:05,038 --> 00:40:06,617
Those are attainable goals?

832
00:40:06,619 --> 00:40:11,074
I haven't figured out all
the details, all right?

833
00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:13,231
But look, I'm not finished.

834
00:40:13,233 --> 00:40:15,129
I learned something important from you.

835
00:40:15,131 --> 00:40:17,509
You do the work, you keep your head down,

836
00:40:17,511 --> 00:40:19,411
and respect comes from it.

837
00:40:19,413 --> 00:40:22,388
You know, and I guess
what I'm trying to say is,

838
00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:25,544
I'm going to at least try to
be a little bit more like you.

839
00:40:25,546 --> 00:40:26,355
I mean, with this case,

840
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:29,824
I've finally earned the
respect from my fellow officers.

841
00:40:30,264 --> 00:40:32,364
Thank you for this shirt.

842
00:40:32,366 --> 00:40:36,087
I mean, it is beautiful. It's
all cotton. Brings out my eyes.

843
00:40:36,089 --> 00:40:38,565
And look... you're life-size.

844
00:40:38,567 --> 00:40:41,074
Hey, hey, where'd you get that
from? I need to try to return those.

845
00:40:41,076 --> 00:40:44,106
No, too late. I handed them all
out. Everyone's wearing them.

846
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,654
And I don't care what
the shirt says, Carter,

847
00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:48,821
as far as asscops go,

848
00:40:48,823 --> 00:40:50,299
you're the best.

849
00:40:50,301 --> 00:40:51,561
Take care, Lee.

850
00:40:51,563 --> 00:40:54,313
Lee, I need you to go
kick him in his forehead.

851
00:40:55,668 --> 00:40:57,997
MAN: Do you see your brother?

852
00:40:57,999 --> 00:40:59,152
Yes, Hong Ji.

853
00:40:59,154 --> 00:41:02,746
Then I expect you to keep
your eyes on him at all times.

854
00:41:02,748 --> 00:41:04,154
Our plans do not need

855
00:41:04,155 --> 00:41:06,020
his interference, understand?

856
00:41:06,022 --> 00:41:08,042
Yes, Hong Ji.

857
00:41:08,044 --> 00:41:09,217
Good.

858
00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:11,048
And one more thing:

859
00:41:11,050 --> 00:41:14,687
I may call upon you soon
to do something difficult.

860
00:41:14,689 --> 00:41:18,040
I trust you will honor that request.

861
00:41:20,302 --> 00:41:21,237
Kim?

862
00:41:23,108 --> 00:41:25,675
Yes, Hong Ji.

863
00:41:30,323 --> 00:41:35,323
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