Uh, yes. Your item...
Uh, csz-1165. [ phone line ringing ]
[ woman's voice ] hi. This is cynthia burdett. Mm-hmm.
I can't make it to the phone right now... what?
But if you leave a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
What?
No. Let me get back to you.
[ Phone beeps ] [ keyboard clacking ]
Cynthia, I've got to see you...
About that job... That job for jonas.
Security position you mentioned a few months ago.
Please call me back at home. I've got to see you.
Why are we broke?
♪ [ Country ]
♪ [ Continues ]
I'm divorcing mack.
You guys threw the net over him good.
He's in the unit till they shoot his legs off or he's too old to play with the boys.
I'll divorce him.
Then I'll disappear for a few months.
And then we can run into each other.
We can meet at some function, and we'll date.
Things in common, old friends.
Few months, maybe a year, we get married.
- I'll go back to the base as your wife, and we... - why now?
Well, that's a very good question. Here's your answer.
He's re-upping for another tour, and I won't.
And I want to know where my husband is, and if he's gonna be at the christmas table.
[ Jonas ] I didn't say, "what were you thinking?"
I said, "were you thinking?" and I got my answer.
- I was gonna... - gonna tell me before I figured it out?
I made a mistake, and I'm fixing it.
Forty thousand dollars!
And our friends' money?
- I got their money back. - Did you get our money back?
- I'll take another job. I'll... - four other jobs won't fix this!
If you retire... What?
The fact that money problems came to light...
The fact that money problems came to light... what does that do to my career?
Can't control my wife. Same thing.
Can't pay my daughter's tuition. Same thing.
- But it was my mistake! - Your mistake and our burden!
Don't you think I know that?
How do I earn my money?
I do not make corn flakes for a living.
I earn my money at the risk of my life... out there.
Letting the scum of the earth shoot at me.
You know that's how I make my living.
That's why my bosses pay me.
And you wish it away.
Situation... enemy forces.
Razlan dragovich,
Former yugoslav army general wanted for crimes committed during the balkan civil war.
Made a name for himself as an ethnic cleanser.
Personally commanded bosnian-serb forces.
Wiped out the muslim population of one sizable town.
Went on to obliterate three islamic bosnian villages.
Mr. Brown?
Dragovich continues to command a sizable militia, and receives assistance...
And support from local government, particularly in the form of intel.
Uh, friendly forces. The united nations command...
Consists of a regiment of the french foreign legion commanded by a colonel jean marc leclerq.
Who is one mal hombre of his own comic book.
European forces, africa and the middle east, he's the go-to guy.
United nations and nato want to drag dragovich's ass back...
To the world court at the hague to try him for war crimes.
Only problem? It's a greased pig contest.
This guy dragovich is a houdini.
Two earlier attempts by the u.N. Forces have failed.
Dragovich unfortunately is something of a local hero.
He receives substantial, if tacit, government support.
Your mission is to assist the u.N...
Seems to me they're 0 and 2.
That they are.
To assist the u.N. Forces of the capture of our mr. Dragovich.
Mr. Brown. In the event...
That the assistance is insufficient to bring dragovich out?
In such event, you shall effect capture independently with minimum friction.
Now, our friend leclerq, as you say, is down 0 and 2.
And he's gonna want to save face.
So if you do come in, you make sure you give him the win.
[ Call and response ] ♪ fired up fired up ♪
♪ twenty-seven fired up ♪
♪ here we go on the road ♪
♪ twenty-seven fired up ♪
♪ fired up fired up ♪
♪ twenty-seven fired up ♪
♪ [ rock ]
All right. You've got money troubles.
- You've got marriage troubles... - yes, I do.
Cynthia... and this is gonna wipe 'em both out.
Sam gregory is retiring. He's the head of middle eastern operations.
Jonas has arabic and farsi. Wait, wait...
He's one of five guys in the world who can do this job.
In the world. No, no. Wait, wait, wait.
He does not have to come on as a shooter.
I promise you. They are gonna offer him this job.
He goes from the unit to blackthorne... cynthia...
As codirector.
In five years, his sweat equity...
Will have bought him eight percent of the company.
In addition to his salary, in five years, he's one of the owners.
It's a short list... Three possible candidates.
♪ [ Continues ]
He will call them today.
You're the young girl who thinks...
She's gonna have a 20-inch waist for the rest of her life.
I told you. I'm not interested in any job as a mercenary.
You know what you are? You are addicted to poverty.
This job, this salary...
In five years, you can own the company.
It will work while you sleep.
You don't have to jump out of airplanes...
You think you'll be jumping out of when you're 50, 55.
The money will work when you can't.
And we'll be together and happy and rich.
You ingrate. I've kept my side of the bargain.
I've seen you through. But you want to stand there...
You want to stand there and pout at me...
And ruin our lives so that you...
Yes! Ruin our lives...
So that you can have six more years at the prom.
[ Knock ] [ man ] entrée.
Côte d'ivoire.
I'm glad to have you here, and I'm glad to have your assistance.
You're up to speed? Yes, sir.
Dragovich uses this as a garage. He used to use this building,
But it was shot to hell in an earlier attempt to flush him.
The new garage is poorly constructed,
And its doors are in the back of the compound.
The garage doors...
Not more than 10 feet to a fence.
Opens wide to allow the vehicles out.
Gotta figure they're gonna run, it's the way they'll use.
No, no. This is excellent.
However, this mission, as envisaged by the u.N.,
Is in effect to knock and serve the warrant.
He has no escape. We have an overwhelming superiority of forces.
So we will ask him as a reasonable man to surrender,
And as a reasonable man, I'm sure he shall.
Uh, sergeant blane,
I know that your assignment is to...
To assist in this mission.
But you are much too valuable to be relegated to a supernumerary position.
So might I impose on you and ask you to be by my side tomorrow with a plan at the ready?
In effect, I want you to be my second-in-command.
Vive la mort, vive la guerre.
Vive le sacre legionnaire. Welcome aboard.
I'm glad to have you here. Merci.
Uh, "j'y serai"?
"I will be there"? Leclerq? Yes. My family arms.
Royalty? Well, more like aristocracy. Till napoleon.
[ Speaks french ] oui, mon colonel.
Where's serena? In her room, hon.
Thank you. Come on, serena. We're going over to my house.
Don't think I'll be more than a couple hours. Where you off to?
[ Sighs ] I'm going to see a divorce lawyer.
What?
Mack promised me he'd leave the unit. And he re-upped.
Did you talk to him? Oh, they left.
I'm gonna use the time he's away and put the new thing in motion.
Maybe first you should talk to someone in the unit, tiffy.
You should talk to someone in the unit. Colonel ryan?
- I already talked to him. - You talked to him?
Yes? And?
Well, he's got a lot on his mind. I know.
And I don't want you rushing into something big like he did.
Because of what?
How about that for out of the clear blue sky?
The old man got hitched. [ chuckles ]
I guess when they fall, they fall.
I'll be at the gate with leclerq.
You head up surveillance. Decide where everyone goes.
Or whether you want them elsewhere. Your mission, your plan.
- You fellas seemed to get along... you and the colonel. - Oh, we had a lot in common.
- What was that? - You guys go to high school together?
No, seems we've both seen lawrence of arabia.
What's the hidden meaning behind your comment, son?
Well, we were told to watch out for the guy.
Well, you live long enough, you get a reputation.
People say you're difficult.
It just means you aren't dead yet.
Carlito, you think you can find us a couple observation positions...
Overlooking the compound?
Here and here.
And here may work well. Bobbo and me will go take a look,
- Give you a straight-up yes, no or maybe. - Off you go then.
I'd take sacagawea out on the scout here, but you stand out a little bit...
- In this neighborhood. - I stand out in any neighborhood.
Yeah, except you're supposed to blend in.
Speaking of which, I'm gonna tell you what though. Yeah?
And what is, when you see indians, be careful.
When you don't see any indians, be twice as careful.
- Who said that? - Helen keller.
Now who are we talking about? Leclerq.
Lissy, unlock the door.
Lissy. Lissy.
[ Lissy ] no. I'm not kidding.
No. What is the trouble, lissy?
You tell me what the problem is so I can help you, darling.
Does your mama keep a spare key?
You know where she keeps it?
[ Lissy ] it's on my mother's dresser, but you'll never find it.
[ Jen ] lissy, come out of there. You're scaring serena.
[ Jen ] lissy, come on. Come out. Mommy's gonna be home soon.
Coffee's for closers.
How's the hand of god this morning?
[ Bob ] nah, ain't the hand of god. Just the process server.
And, funnily enough,
I got him in my sights.
I could cancel his birth certificate right now.
The french are here to take him into custody. We're here in reserve.
Happiness is a green light.
- I thought it was a bacon cheeseburger. - No. I didn't get that memo.
[ speaking french ]
Merci.
[ speaking foreign language ]
Da.
Coming up on it.
Roll up. Show the pretty blue flag.
Avon calling. Come out and play.
[ Radio static ]
All quiet on the 50 yard line.
What's the view from the skybox? No dramas.
No dramas. [ jonas ] I got ya.
Betty blue standing by.
[ Snorts ]
[ Exhales, whistles ]
[ Barking ]
Bring enough power to bear,
And one may succeed without violence.
French vehicles incoming.
They take up blocking positions at the corner.
Positions at the gate.
In two, leclerq walks on up...
And bids the fortress surrender.
[ Vehicle approaching ]
Leclerq, you may need this.
Oh, yes. Thank you.
[ Vehicle engine stops ]
[ Speaking french ]
[ Men shouting in foreign language ]
Hold on. Hold on.
- What? - They're going for the smash-and-grab.
Boss?
[ Shouting continues ]
Call it off! Call it off!
[ shouting in foreign language ]
Boss, they got r.P.G.'s. [ man shouting ]
[ Shouting in foreign language ]
It's coming down, fellas.
[ Men shouting in foreign language ]
Let's go! [ shouting in french ]
[ Jonas ] come on, move out!
- [ Bullet ricochets ] - [ groans ]
[ Screaming ]
It's his leg. [ mack ] no, no!
Relax, relax. [ groaning ]
[ Williams ] boss, mack's hit.
Where? Caught a ricochet in his leg.
[ Groaning ]
[ Jonas ] assault! Assault! Assault! Let's go!
[ machine gun fire ] [ barking ]
[ Shouting in foreign language ]
[ Man shouting in foreign languag] [ bullets whooshing ]
Let's go! [ shouting in french ]
- Let's go! - [ man speaking french ]
[ Jonas ] come on, get in there now! Go!
What are you doing? You're letting him get away!
My mission, my call.
- We're quitting? Why? - We have civilian casualties.
Look, you took a simple arrest and turned it into a firestorm.
I trusted you! And you're gonna let them fortify the place...
Because you're afraid of some bad press?
[ Sirens wailing ] you're clipping my wings, colonel.
You gave the game away!
[ Siren wailing ]
Lis? What...
What did you... Lissy?
I cut my hair. She locked herself in.
What started this? I don't know.
I asked her to finish her sandwich. She didn't want to.
I asked again. She bolted from the table and locked herself...
You cut your hair off because you didn't want to finish your sandwich?
Leave me alone.
Why would she do something like this?
I think she found this.
[ Jonas ] little froggy took us to the cleaners.
[ Sighs ] I must be getting old.
Okay. I'm dragovich. What do I do now?
- You run. - Why? I fought my adversaries to a standstill.
- You run because... - you have no room to maneuver. You're trapped.
Local government's helped me before.
Before you hadn't killed u.N. Troops. Before...
Before the local government'd lose the paperwork.
Say you misspelled a few words on the extradition order.
- How's mack? - He's still shot.
Okay. You've committed a homicide against god and everybody.
You fired on the u.N. Where do I run?
We don't gotta care about the where. We'll catch you before you get there.
- We'll intercept you en route. - En route where?
Outside the city.
He takes the route away from the u.N. Enclave.
Exactly. Now, when do I run?
- Asap. - And when is that?
I asked, when is asap? Today? This evening? Under the cover of darkness?
- No, all too soon. - Sooner's not better than later?
You got an escape plan on the shelf, you gotta dust it off and prime the system.
- Okay. So when? - Tomorrow.
- Why tomorrow? - You have time to evaluate your enemy's situation,
Determine the most important segment of the breakout... the initial route.
So I run tomorrow.
- Early or late? - [ both ] early.
They're on the inside, want to get out. We're on the outside, want to get in.
Dragovich's goons are all watching the front.
Back door's untended.
We can't get to him, but we can get to his car.
You lied to me.
Naive little newbie kim sees her friend go into a motel room, middle of the day.
Oh, is she a security risk? Is she shacking up? No.
You tell me she's coming to the aid of an abused wife. Is that what you said?
- I was trying to protect you. - Is that what you said?
- Because in my youth, we called that a lie. - I was trying to...
You go on about honor and faith and how a good military wife acts.
You sleep with the colonel, and you drag me into a real estate scam.
And the man who sends our husbands out into the storm,
The man who decides which of them goes on what missions...
Guy's got all our lives in his hands, and you're sleeping with him.
And the two of you are screwing me.
And I never want to see either of you fools again.
[ Chattering in foreign language ]
[ Chattering continues ]
Freeze.
Prepare to move.
- [ Silenced gunshot ] - [ speaking foreign language ]
Go.
[ Speaking foreign language ]
Go home. You can't tell bob.
Unlike you, I don't keep things from my husband,
And he doesn't keep things from me.
You tell him, he's at risk knowing. Is that supposed to be...
Something else I don't know how to do... protect my husband?
I can handle this myself. You've done a great job so far.
I love him, and he loves me.
- Who's that? Our colonel tom? - Yes, our colonel tom, as you say.
Here's a sitrep for you, tiff.
The colonel's a man spends his life planning covert missions,
Getting off on the thrill.
It's a thrill he loves, tiffy. He is not gonna sacrifice his career for you.
He just showed you that, because I believe he just got married.
Officer sleeps with an n.C.O.'s wife, army'd kick him out.
Sleeps with the wife of a man in his covert command,
The law of the pack is they kill him.
I'm begging you not to tell.
Doesn't matter if I tell... Which I will not.
Because somebody will, which will put my husband at risk.
And thank you. Now I believe I have things to do.
You can't toss me away like this. You love me.
This person you've married is an accessory for your career. I know that. I know that.
We can have a great life together, tom.
We can be happy, baby. You know that. How do you know?
Because we've never been anything but happy.
All right? All right.
Say it goes on. Say you are married, whatever that means.
Whatever's between you and me, that doesn't have to change.
That can't change. You know that.
You know that, tom.
Stay away from me.
[ Dog barks ]
[ Man shouting in foreign language ]
[ tires squealing ]
It's coming down, boss. It's coming down.
[ Engine starts ]
[ Men shouting in foreign language ]
You called it, boss. They're rolling.
[ Bob ] he's almost on top of you.
[ Men shouting in foreign language ]
[ shouting in foreign language ]
[ Fire extinguisher spraying ]
[ grunting ]
[ Bob ] hey, boss. Ribbit.
That's all for today, friend. All for today.
[ Men chattering ]
We have everything under control. Have your men reorient their weapons.
Thank you, sergeant blane. Now hand over the prisoners.
These men are in the custody of the united nations.
Is that like a get-out-of-jail-free card? [ speaks french ]
Stand down. [ bob ] top, come on.
You don't mean that, boss. Stand down.
You killed my wife, you pig.
[ Leclerq shouts in french ] [ spits ]
You must be mrs. Colonel tom ryan.
Well, I suppose that's right.
Well, I'm tiffy gerhardt. I'm one of the unit wives.
I just came by to, uh...
Oh. Moving. They say...
One of the most stressful activities is moving.
Oh, are those for me? Oh, thank you. Thank you so much.
[ Sighs ] and I believe these are yours, mrs. Gerhardt.
Hmm.
[ Speaking french ]
Dragovich has not escaped.
I would hardly call it an escape.
To avoid violence, we have fixed him in place. He has no escape.
[ leclerq continues in french ] [ grey ] I'm sure he will surrender...
When... I'm gonna knit me a little comforter that says...
"I got shot trusting the frogs."
Eh, you just got hit with a seeing-eye round.
- Tell that to my wife. - You tell her.
You're gonna see her before I do. I ain't gettin' home till next week's medevac flight.
Hey, man, you want some chewing tobacco or a copy of moby dic or something?
And... oh, no! Oh, man!
I am going, yet again, to miss my wife's birthday.
- What did you get her? - Oh, man. I'm gonna miss her birthday.
Stuck with a bunch of froggies. [ grey ] yeah, yeah.
You should've stayed in school and got your doctorate in nuclear physics.
Stuck with a bunch of froggies. That's fantastic. That's great.
Colonel. Not now.
No. Colonel... No, I can't see you now.
If I could have one moment... Just one moment.
I know that you are probably on your way to visit the gallant american observer...
Who was accidentally wounded in your triumphal assault, but...
Yes, I'm sorry your man was hurt.
Our man was shot, yes.
Yes, I'm most sorry to hear that. Please come in.
So, what, uh, was it you wanted to say?
I would like medevac transport for him today.
Well, I'm sure your people... on u.N. Aircraft immediately.
To landstuhl-rhinemann air base.
Well, under the charter, your armed forces are responsible...
For medevac to your bases from the u.N. Control.
Indeed they are. And they've assured me they will provide same...
1600 next Tuesday. Then?
We'd kind of like to go home now, sir.
On your u.N. Gulfstream. That is, if you can spare the plane.
And, uh, if I could not?
Sir, I can't believe that you're suggesting...
That I would disseminate a copy of this video...
Showing your unilateral and unwarranted and botched assault on the compound,
And the resulting and unnecessary loss of life and injury to my teammate...
In retaliation for your failure to give me your aircraft.
Stand at attention when you're talking to me, soldier.
I ain't your soldier.
And I ain't in your chain of command, and I ain't in your army.
And as far as I'm concerned,
You're about one half second away from a real bad state of health.
And if you want to try that case right now, go ahead.
And that would be worth your career?
You bet your french ass.
[ Molly ] against two percent of all income. Don't you need to get dressed?
I am dressed. Uh-huh.
Are you listening to me? Two percent of income.
Two percent of all blackthorne income.
All blackthorne income... Not just the middle east.
I understand. Which means no more jumping out of airplanes.
How's mack doing? Is he coming tonight?
Where's my tie? In five years,
We'll be equity owners.
- Where's my tie? - I got it cleaned. It's in the hallway.
My purple heart. You know where my...
Why aren't you dressing?
Why should I?
What's wrong, baby?
You re-upped. Honey, I have not re-upped.
Did you read this all the way through?
"Notification of departure date...
From the 303rd logistical unit pending notice of permanent change of station."
- But I saw... - I haven't listened well, you say?
But I have listened.
I haven't re-upped.
And I am, as per your wishes, leaving this unit.
That's why I'm leaving the unit, tiff. I'm keeping my promise.
We'll live a normal life... All of us.
I got feelers out to the r.O.T.C. For a job transfer five miles from your folks.
Happy birthday.
Oh. Shh.
Just give me 10 minutes.
He got that bottle of scotch I gave him, right? Okay, keep him happy.
Mrs. Blane. Well, that's her.
She's lovely.
Hi, I'm molly blane. Colonel.
I got something for you.
Oh, yeah. Dragovich's guys shot their way out.
Yeah. That's a shock.
Ambushed by u.N. Forces, took leclerq as a...
Mm-hmm. Looks like they kept 'em awhile.
Yeah. I'm sure they had a little talk. Yeah.
Dragovich wears you down. Best intel puts him in France.
Can I bid on this job?
You are a lucky man, colonel.
That I am, mrs. Brown. That I am.
Congratulations, sir. Oh, thank you, mack.
Mrs. Gerhardt. Mrs. Gerhardt.
So how you holding, old timer?
Top, when I start complaining, you'll be the first one I call.
Something for you to see.
Oh. Sergeant.
Seen the funny papers?
[ Mack ] dragovich escaped, killed leclerq.
How about that? Mm-hmm.
What's a veteran gotta do to get a drink around here?
♪ [ Orchestra ]
I just learned something from mack...
That's going to make your life, I think, a little simpler.
No, I don't think I'm interested.
Bartender, whatever you got your hand on, start pouring. And I'll tell you when to stop.
[ laughs ] he says, "it's a recipe for disaster."
So I say, "honey, it's not a recipe."
It's a whole cookbook."
[ laughing ]
Ladies and gentlemen, excuse me.
I have been asked on behalf of the men of the very real alpha team...
Of this most nonexistent of commands, the 303rd logistical studies unit...
[ men ] hear! Hear!
To present on our behalf, and to the colonel's lady,
One of our necessarily few... As we are nonexistent...
Battle honors.
So bear with me.
The french, we note, are absentminded.
They'd have lost world war I and ii...
- If it wasn't for our help. - [ men ] hoo-rah!
They lost my respect over the films of jerry lewis.
[ laughing ]
And they lost this here antique flag.
Which we now present to you...
In the hopes that you will turn it into a barbecue apron should you choose...
To indulge in french cooking.
And now... sing it...
The french national anthem.
[ Mack ] three, four. ♪ every little breeze seems to whisper "louise" ♪
♪ the birds in the trees twitter "louise" ♪
♪ Every little rose tells me it knows I love you ♪
♪ I love you
♪ every little beat that I feel in my heart ♪
♪ seems to repeat what I felt from the start ♪
[ Williams ] ♪ each little sigh tells me that I...
[ all ] ♪ adore you, louise
[ cheering ] give it up for the vienna boys choir.
[ Charlotte ] bravo.
[ ryan ] all right! Yeah!
[ Chuckles ] I thank you for this honor.
[ Clears throat ] we all have secrets.
Most secrets are not shameful. They're just private.
The secrets of marriage are private.
The secrets of combat are private.
We women can't know them.
We can only be close to them in being close to you.
And as in a marriage, you men honor us by trusting us...
Not only to keep your secrets, but to respect them.
I thank you for this, and I will do my best...
To uphold the honor and the traditions of the men and the women of the unit.
I salute you all. The unit.
[ All ] the unit.
I, um... I...
I... I...
You know, only those of us who have lived through it...
Can tell each other how it feels.
Brothers-in-arms. Sisters-in-arms.
Mrs. Tom ryan.
You know, it ain't what it looks like.
But it sure as hell is what it is.
Men and women of the unit,
Colonel and mrs. Tom ryan...
Hold on now. Wait. Am I in or out?
Am I in the unit, or am I out? Molly?
You're definitely in.
And being as such, and being an ex-newbie myself,
I would like to thank you, mrs. Ryan, for your speech.
And... and I would also like to thank my sister,
Mrs. Gerhardt, for her speech.
Only those of us who have been bitten by the snake can tell each other how it feels.
[ Mack ] I need a drink.
- Yeah? - [ bob ] I second that.
[ men laughing ] [ mack ] what do we got?
- [ Door handle jangling ] - Come on. Door's locked. There's no key.
Does anybody have a key? I will defeat that lock in less than a minute.
Wait a second. Wait a second. How long does it take to recite the ranger creed?
28 seconds. 28 seconds.
Gentlemen, ladies, I am here to tell you...
I'm gonna defeat this lock before you guys can recite the ranger creed.
- One hundred dollars. - Any amount of money on the sergeant major.
Five hundred dollars. Take the keys to my... wait, $500?
- Any money on top? - Get that booze out, sensei.
Yes, lad, yes. This booze is coming out!
You ready? On my count.
One, two, three, go!
[ All ] recognizing that I volunteered as a ranger,
Fully knowing the hazards of my chosen profession,
I will always endeavor to uphold the prestige, honor...
And the high esprit de corps of the rangers.
Acknowledging the fact that a ranger is a more elite soldier...
Who arrives at the cutting edge of battle by land, sea or air,
I accept the fact that as a ranger, my country...
Oh! [ cheering ]
[ Ryan ] come on! Twenty seconds.
Gentlemen... hey, ladies. [ bob ] twenty seconds!
- The bar is open. - [ cheering ]
Before us are the liquors of the various... [ molly ] there's that time,
After he made master sergeant, at the party, he propositioned the chaplain's wife...
In the church.
[ Groaning ] no, listen to this one.
I'll go you one better than that. When lissy was born,
Ron cheals bet mack $100...
That he wouldn't have the guts to break into the colonel's office...
[ screaming ]
[ Woman ] oh, god!
[ Screaming ]
[ Woman ] oh, my god!
[ Alarm wailing ]
[ Women sobbing ]
Casualties! Check on the women!
[ sobbing continues ] [ jonas ] check on my wife.
Ladies, everyone okay?
Top.
You're hit, top. You're bleeding.
You're hit. Give me your gun.
[ Mack ] check outside and make sure that's all of them.
[ Alarm continues ]
[ Chuckles ]
How about that?
[ Call and response ] ♪ fired up fired up ♪
♪ twenty-seven fired up ♪