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- They're good?
- Yeah.

2
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- Okay, that one right there.
Corner.

3
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<i>Couch.
- Whoa'.!</i>

4
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Whoo! That one's good.
- Yeah? Good?

5
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All right, we're on a roll.

6
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Blake's back. Welcome home.
- Whoo! All right.

7
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- Check it out, man, almost done
acid-proofing the house.

8
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- Oh, you saved me a corner,
though, right?

9
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- Yeah, dude,
we're in this together.

10
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[laughs]
Hit it.

11
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- This guy right here?
All right.

12
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ﬂhud]

13
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Aah!
Fucks!

14
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Ow, man, that's
not ready yet.

15
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- Ders, let's be
"profesh" here, okay?

16
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- I doubled down-l guess
I'll have to triple down.

17
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- I'm excited about
this acid, though, dude.

18
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My buddy did acid once,

19
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and he immediately
could speak Cantonese.

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It's like,
[sings in faux Cantonese]

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- Before we get
into that, though,

22
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we got that surprise.

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You ready for this?
Check it out.

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A little bit
of Hype Williams...

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[funky music plays]
Whoa!

26
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- Oh, my gosh, guys,
this is great.

27
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But I have a little
surprise for you.

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Check it out.

29
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Perimeter shock collars.

30
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Yeah, so if you leave the house,
you're gonna get shocked.

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'Cause the house
is acid-proof,

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but the world...

33
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is not acid-proof.

34
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- So true.

35
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- Hit me!
- Yo, big boy.

36
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- I can't see.
It's in the dark.

37
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[crackling and buzzing]

38
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[all shouting]
[circuits popping]

39
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- Well, that was an "acid-ent"
waiting to happen.

40
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[chuckles]

41
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I'll get the broom.

42
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[beatboxing]

43
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- ♪ I'm fresh ♪

44
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<i>$5'</i>

45
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♪ You gotta, you gotta,
you gotta ♪

46
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♪ Gotta be fresh ♪

47
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- Ooh, snug as a bug.
- Oh, yeah.

48
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- Check it out, dude.

49
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This is my God station.

50
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C-double-O-D, God.

51
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- Very Latino.
- That spelled "good."

52
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- Yeah, I heard
when people trip,

53
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they, like, talk to God
or whatever.

54
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Wonder if God's a chick,
dude.

55
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Big ol' titties!
- Yeah!

56
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- Big ol' God titties!

57
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- Blah.
- Yeah.

58
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- But, like, ones that you
must respect.

59
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- Absolutely.
- Also made a list of questions

60
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She's probably gonna
want to ask me.

61
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- 'Well, Adam, how many girls
have you slept with?"

62
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- Whoa! You think
you're God, bro?

63
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- Huh?
- You're not God, bro!

64
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You can't ask me that.
- Sorry.

65
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- I've had sex with five.

66
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Just kidding.
100, right?

67
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[both laugh]
[softly] Five.

68
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- Yeah, I'm just trying
to see something

69
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way more real than God,
like...a dragon.

70
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That'd be sweet.

71
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- Wow, that's blasphemous.
I'm sorry.

72
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- Oh! Hey, Ders, bud!

73
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Here's your collar.

74
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- No can do, guys.

75
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Alice just buzzed my celly

76
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and wants me to join her
in West Covina

77
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for a business convention.

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- Then you explained to her
that you can't,

79
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because you're doing acid
with us, right?

80
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- We're doing drugs, we're doing
a lot of drugs together.

81
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<i>- Guys...come on.</i>

82
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This is kind of
a big deal for me.

83
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It's my first business trip,
right?

84
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I'm like Steve Martin
in that John Candy movie.

85
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- I thought you wanted
to be like Steve Jobs

86
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and do a bunch of acid
with us.

87
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- Steve Jobs, right?
Created Apple.

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Great company.

89
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But then he left
and created Pixar,

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which is way better,
then he came back to Apple,

91
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made that way better.

92
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We got iPads, iPhones,
all sorts of stuff.

93
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Let me go create
my Pixar.

94
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Then I'll come back and we'll
drop iPhones, okay?

95
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- I have no idea what
any of that stuff meant.

96
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- No.
- Am I Pixar?

97
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We are doing acid together,
dude!

98
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[buzzing and screaming]

99
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- [high-pitched screaming]

100
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- Oh! Oh, God!

101
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- Okay, help me out.
- Okay, get this off.

102
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- Help me out.
- Okay.

103
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- Wish me lucld

104
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- We are doing acid together

105
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as a friendship family, Ders!

106
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- Take that thing off now.

107
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- What? Take-

108
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Oh. This thing?

109
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Sorry.
Forgot about it.

110
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It's so comfortable,
you know?

111
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Hammacher Schlemmer.

112
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Also, I got, <i>uh...</i>
Gojo.

113
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You wanna borrow it
for the ride home, let me know.

114
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You just put it on here,
and then you're hands-free.

115
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See what I mean?
Drivin'...I'm drivin'.

116
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Take a call.
Still drivin'.

117
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You can go off-road with it.

118
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You can go kayaking.
Doesn't matter.

119
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Somebody bungee-jumped,
There's a video online about it.

120
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- What are those?

121
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- What are-oh, these?

122
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Check it out.
TelAmeriCorp pens.

123
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Pretty cool, right?

124
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- Fuck your pens.

125
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This is about one thing-

126
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her.

127
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<i>Gale Reynolds...</i>

128
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A.K.A. "The Barracuda."

129
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CloudMall,
Director of Sales.

130
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And she's got the power
to bring us out of the red.

131
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- Well, you made it
to the big leagues, my man.

132
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- Happy business trip!

133
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[all laugh]

134
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- How'd we beat you here, man?

135
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We got fireworks.
Pretty cool, right?

136
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- Guys, this is a no!

137
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- Hey, shh.
On the phone here.

138
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Yes, hi.
Is the ice still free?

139
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It is? Great.
Okay, mahalo.

140
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Ice-
the currency of the future.

141
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[whispering]
I'm gonna be rich.

142
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- No, no, no!

143
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You guys need to leave.

144
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Right now!
- All right, Ders.

145
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Chill out, we're not gonna
mess this up for you.

146
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Go down there,
kiss a few business butts.

147
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And then come back
and nuke your mind

148
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into nacho cheese.

149
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- All right, cool.
Like, so I go,

150
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I kiss the business butts,
and then we'll do all sorts of-

151
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We're not gonna
do anything, okay?

152
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- Hey, give that back.
- No.

153
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- Dude, give it back.
- No.

154
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- Hey, give us that!
- No.

155
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- What the-
- Hew

156
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- That was harassment.
- Okay.

157
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- Okay, you put it in a safe...
- Sorry.

158
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- Like I can't open safes...

159
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- Oh.
- With my muscles.

160
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- Ders, give us the acid.
- [whistles]

161
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Come here!

162
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[funky music playing]
- What is this?

163
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[woman moaning on TV]

164
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- Whoa.
- Just sit down.

165
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Enjoy the porno.

166
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There's probably beer
in the mini fridge.

167
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- Shh! Shut up.

168
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What is she moaning?
I missed it.

169
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What did she moan?

170
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- "I want you to eat
my pudding?"

171
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- That doesn't make sense.

172
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"Pussy."

173
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- Ah.
- Yeah, that makes a lot-yeah.

174
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- Yep, that's what's happening.
- Yep, mm-hmm.

175
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[indistinct chatter]

176
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- Hey. She here yet?

177
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- Yeah, she just got cornered

178
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by a couple
of real knuckle draggers.

179
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All right, once they leave,
we'll make our <i>move,</i> and-

180
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Oh, damn it.

181
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- Who's that?
- Don Walters...

182
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<i>A.K.A. “Psycho D.“</i>

183
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He's the savage who stole
The Barracuda from us

184
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five years ago.

185
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- Wait, what's your nickname?

186
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- I don't have one.
- How come?

187
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- Because no one
ever gave me one.

188
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All right, let's get over there
before they get too comfortable.

189
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All right?
- Wait, no, no. Not yet.

190
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I gotta go get
my stat binder.

191
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You know, Stat Cat Ders
has gotta be ready to pounce.

192
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- Okay, look, Ders,
I hate to break this to you,

193
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but I did not bring you here
to talk.

194
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Okay? I brought you here
to look cute

195
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and to get her drunk.

196
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- [snickers]
Right?

197
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Wait, what?

198
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- I'm serious.

199
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Look. Look at Psycho D.

200
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Okay, every year,
he wines 'em,

201
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<i>he dines 'em.</i>

202
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And then they always
fall for it.

203
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I mean, you do the math.

204
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- He 69$ them?

205
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- No.
- I'm just-

206
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- No. No.
He seals the deal.

207
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- Oh, okay.
All right.

208
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Well, if it's
about partying,

209
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then I should have brought
Blake and Adam.

210
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Those guys are, like,
animal-

211
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- Oh, God,
could you imagine

212
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what the dumb shits
would be doing

213
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if they were here
right now?

214
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- Oh, good.
- Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire.

215
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[laughs]
- Fire, fire, fire!

216
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- Oh, yeah. Burn it.
Ohh...

217
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- Oh, I'm cuttin' through.
I'm gonna cut through.

218
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- Gayle.
- Ah!

219
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- Ooh! Hi.
Um, <i>uh...</i>

220
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Alice Murphy
from TelAmeriCorp.

221
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- Alex. TemeriCorp.
So cool. Hi.

222
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- It's Alice.
From TelAmeriCorp.

223
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Yeah. So, um, so hi.

224
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It's, uh, it's been
a long time, hasn't it?

225
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- I don't know.
You tell me.

226
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[both laugh uncomfortably]

227
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- She's funny.

228
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- Yeah.

229
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So, uh, how's business been?

230
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<i>Mm-mm-</i>

231
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- You need to stop talking.
- Ow.

232
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- I just came here
to have a little fun,

233
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so unless you're
rockin' and rollin',

234
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I'ma be strollin'.

235
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- No, you don't need
to stroll,

236
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because I <i>am</i> rock
and he is roll.

237
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And that's why I would
like to introduce you

238
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to my Anders,
who is-he is, uh-

239
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- I'm a good time
waitin' to happen.

240
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- Wow.
- So let's look at this menu.

241
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You know, and decide whether
we're gonna get

242
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a stout night out.

243
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Or are we gonna
get frisky with the whiskey?

244
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- I don't know, my Anders.

245
00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,204
- <i>Hot oatmeal.
Um...</i>

246
00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,288
- Yeah, hold on. Don!
- They serve breakfast all day.

247
00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,447
- What are you doing?
Where you going?

248
00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:09,846
Are you leaving?

249
00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,371
- I'm heading up
to our party.

250
00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,050
You should join.

251
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,811
Bring your parka.
Expecting flurries.

252
00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:19,441
- Cocaine?
- Yep

253
00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,329
- Uh, w-wait, Ms. Barracuda.
- Do something.

254
00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:25,764
- Do you wanna
drop acid tonight?

255
00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:28,611
[beatboxing]

256
00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,249
- All right,
aim for this crevasse.

257
00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,010
Don't hit
the maiden slayer.

258
00:08:37,160 --> 00:08:38,685
That's what I'm calling
my face now-the maiden slayer.

259
00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:41,565
- Yeah, don't worry.
I played a lot of Area 51.

260
00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,045
Here we go.
[knock on door]

261
00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:45,686
- Uh, guys...
we have company.

262
00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,290
- Oh, fudge.

263
00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:50,409
- Oh...you two are here.

264
00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:52,488
And a homeless person.

265
00:08:52,600 --> 00:08:56,047
Okay, Gayle, these are just
a couple more employees of mine.

266
00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,288
All right,
so where's this acid?

267
00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,209
- What?

268
00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:01,481
Yeah, where's the acid?

269
00:09:01,640 --> 00:09:03,085
That's a trick question.

270
00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:04,326
It's probably
at a drug dealers house.

271
00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:05,527
- <i>Uh, Adam...</i>
- <i>No, no. No, no.</i>

272
00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:06,846
- We know-
I told them.

273
00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:08,610
Just-it's in the safe.

274
00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:09,846
- Mm. Mm-hmm.

275
00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:11,644
- Yeah, well, let's...

276
00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:13,000
get it out, I guess,

277
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,124
and...
let's do acid.

278
00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,089
- Alice Murphy, you dog.

279
00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,402
[fireworks popping]

280
00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:25,891
[eerie music]

281
00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:27,849
- Good-bye.

282
00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,809
- I already did it.
Was I supposed to wait?

283
00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:34,241
- It's good.

284
00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,888
- Yes. Finally.

285
00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:41,365
So what do you guys
wanna do?

286
00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,891
Go out to the desert,
shoot some fireworks?

287
00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,604
Stare at stars?

288
00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:46,609
- I have a better idea.

289
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,767
[rock music]

290
00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,166
- Let me see that big dicld

291
00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:50,361
Let me see it!

292
00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:52,369
Aah!
It's a big dick.

293
00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,720
[giggles]

294
00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:55,683
- S <i>.</i> O are you
enjoying Your trip?

295
00:09:55,800 --> 00:09:57,768
- This is un-fucking-real.

296
00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,884
It's like all I can hear
is the soundtrack from Drive.

297
00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,483
But all I see is my mother
right before she died.

298
00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:09,650
You know what I mean, "Dirge"?

299
00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:11,444
- Yes, of course
I know what you mean.

300
00:10:11,560 --> 00:10:12,925
'Cause I'm-
I'm trippin' with you guys.

301
00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,610
We're all-
we're all gonna trip.

302
00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,529
- What's it like for you?

303
00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:19,689
- For my-my trip
is, uh...same as yours.

304
00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,370
Crazy music,
<i>Tron</i> soundtrack,

305
00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:23,801
Daft Punkjust bouncing around
in my head and, uh-

306
00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,649
ex-excuse me.
Just keep enjoying your-

307
00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:28,366
I'm good. Go back.

308
00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:30,443
Alice, I <i>am</i> working it
over there.

309
00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:31,891
She's interested.

310
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,047
Alice.

311
00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,924
- Are you feelin' anything yet?

312
00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:36,963
'Cause this ice feels
regular cold,

313
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:38,445
not acid cold.

314
00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:40,324
I don't think
mine's working yet.

315
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,010
- [echoing]
Yeah, I'm in there.

316
00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,650
And it's not good, man.

317
00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,330
I'm really trippin', man.

318
00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:48,330
[bizarre music]

319
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:52,968
<i>$5'</i>

320
00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:54,764
- You're so lucky, dude.

321
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,604
But, you know, like,
my brain <i>is...</i>

322
00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:57,921
bigger, more powerful.

323
00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,281
So when I do
finally trip balls,

324
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:03,370
it'll last for, like,
40 hours, the peakin'.

325
00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:07,007
- Do you think I sound like
one of Marge Simpson's sisters?

326
00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,565
- I don't-

327
00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,728
- [sucking]
- Oh, no, don't, don't.

328
00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,205
No, don't.
Stop, stop, stop.

329
00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:13,651
People are watching.
Everyone's looking.

330
00:11:13,760 --> 00:11:15,922
People are looking.
Alice-Alice Murphy.

331
00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,201
- She's just being nice,
right?

332
00:11:17,360 --> 00:11:19,886
That dude is foul.

333
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,843
[bizarre music]

334
00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:23,086
- [growling]

335
00:11:23,240 --> 00:11:26,722
[roars]

336
00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:28,842
- I gotta get out of here.

337
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:30,525
The Slerms.

338
00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,529
It's a psychedelic crisis.

339
00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:34,608
- What do you think you pull in
as a stripper'?

340
00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,404
80 grand? Fuh!

341
00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:38,841
Be your own boss.
Make your own sched.

342
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,361
Free tanning, I've heard.

343
00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:42,606
- [roaring]

344
00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:43,841
- It's attacking!

345
00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,485
- [growling]

346
00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:47,642
- [screaming]

347
00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,603
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
- Aah!

348
00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,131
[both screaming]

349
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:52,765
- Hey, that's too far!

350
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,211
Cody, the-

351
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:55,401
We're outta here!
Let's vamp!

352
00:11:55,520 --> 00:11:58,126
- [giggling]

353
00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,924
You just grabbed
that dude's dick.

354
00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:01,451
Sorry it didn't work out.

355
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,005
Even though you have
a decent-sized dick,

356
00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,282
you don't have <i>moves</i>
like Jagger.

357
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,687
- [sighs]
- What's next?

358
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,404
- Guys, we're gonna
keep the party rolling,

359
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,363
but I think we've got some
business to attend to.

360
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,527
Alice.

361
00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,244
- Oh, right.
Gayle.

362
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,805
- Yes, Gayle.
She's right-

363
00:12:17,560 --> 00:12:20,040
- Psycho D.

364
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:22,967
<i>- ♪ Kick it ♪</i>

365
00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:24,286
[beatboxing]

366
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:28,767
[beatboxing]

367
00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,530
- J'To do what? ♪

368
00:12:32,760 --> 00:12:34,250
- Hello.

369
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,408
I'd like Don Walters'
room number, please.

370
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:37,601
- I'm not allowed to give out
room information.

371
00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:39,370
- Okay, you listen carefully.

372
00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:40,641
You know,
we are at war here.

373
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,524
It is good versus psycho.

374
00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:44,847
Now, are you with me,
fuck nut,

375
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,962
or do I need-

376
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,848
Do I need to-

377
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,850
[ominous music]

378
00:12:54,000 --> 00:13:00,201
<i>$5'</i>

379
00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:03,244
[gasping]

380
00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,010
[blowing]

381
00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,727
[whimpering]

382
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,126
<i>Oh. Mm.</i>

383
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:23,603
I can't do this.
I can't do this.

384
00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,449
I can't do this.
- Alice-

385
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:26,607
- Hi.
- Hi.

386
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:27,926
- I'm sorry about that.

387
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,883
She's just very upset.
We, <i>uh...</i>

388
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,527
had a credit card
swap thing at dinner with Don.

389
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,803
- <i>Adam. . .O.M.G.
ltls "G. ll</i>

390
00:13:36,960 --> 00:13:38,883
- No doubt.
What does that mean?

391
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,684
- It's God.
Behind the desk.

392
00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:42,842
That girl.

393
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,088
That's God.

394
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:48,090
[angelic choir]

395
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:52,728
<i>$5'</i>

396
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,922
- That blonde lady's God.
No shib?

397
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:57,725
- Yes, shib.
Very, very real shib.

398
00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,127
- Let me see what I can do.
- Thank you.

399
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,642
- [humming]

400
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,171
I don't mean
to be disrespectful,

401
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,322
but I thought
they'd be a little bigger.

402
00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,726
Your pups.
Your sweater meats.

403
00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:09,887
- Uh, pardon me?
- Yep, sorry.

404
00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,729
Don't want to disrespect.

405
00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:13,205
- I don't know what
you're talking about.

406
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,402
- I've only had sex
with five girls.

407
00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,522
And I'm the kind of guy
that needs to just

408
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,928
be slayin' babes
with my meat sword.

409
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,849
But I'm not.

410
00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:24,450
It's always in its sheath.

411
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:25,971
And you're just the woman,
God, to help me with it.

412
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,811
Okay, yeah, also,
why <i>am</i> I not tripping yet?

413
00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:30,922
All my friends are trippin',
and I'm not.

414
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:32,690
Which is bogus, God.

415
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:35,883
You do some crazy,
effed-up shib sometimes.

416
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,244
- Whoa, God has
a picture of me.

417
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:43,290
- Sir, what are you doing?
That's my dog Coco!

418
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:44,885
- Help. Help me.

419
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,846
I think this chair
is Spanish.

420
00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,725
[crying]
I don't speak Spanish!

421
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,683
- I'm not gonna give you
that room number.

422
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,325
- Yep, that is correct.
Thank you.

423
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:58,330
- This is on you, Holmvild
Acid, acid!

424
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,851
Way to drop the ball!

425
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,128
Oh, God. Acid.

426
00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,846
This <i>is...</i>
God, what is your problem?

427
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:09,409
- 252! Walters room number
is 252.

428
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,045
- Did God tell you that?

429
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:13,128
'Cause She was bein'
a real bitch to me.

430
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,163
- No, I saw the reflection
on the computer screen

431
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,725
in the picture frame.

432
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,649
You know, I always thought
God would be a slob,

433
00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:20,842
like one of us,
not a busty little desk clerk.

434
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,885
More of a stranger on the bus
type, you know?

435
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,411
- Fucld

436
00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:27,851
Sorry, but I wish
I was tripping.

437
00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,088
And I'm not,
and it's bothersome.

438
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,244
- Housekeeping.

439
00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:34,725
- Hey, this is just business.

440
00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,887
We're gonna handle this
like adults, right?

441
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,206
- Yeah, totally.
- Okay.

442
00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,209
- Hello?
- Fresh towels!

443
00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,482
[crash]
All right, Don, where is she?

444
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,045
- What? Who's Don?

445
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:44,969
- Don't you lie to me.
I know this is his room.

446
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,730
Now tell me where he is!

447
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,008
- What are you talking about?
My name is Timothy!

448
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,681
All: Ooh...
- I will melt my own face off

449
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,370
in front of your children
if you do not tell me

450
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:57,848
where the fuck
Don "Psycho D" Walters is!

451
00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,325
- Alice, don't do that.
- Acid is crazy.

452
00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:00,851
- What do you think, kiddies?

453
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,803
Do you want to see me
peel my own face back,

454
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,649
like the top
of a grilled cheese?

455
00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,842
- You don't wanna see that.
- No.

456
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:11,284
- Aah!
[all scream]

457
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,448
- Oh, it's unplugged.
It's unplugged.

458
00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,210
That's good.
You can't erase that.

459
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,845
- Uhh!
- W-w-wait, no, no, no!

460
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,770
I saw the number
in a reflection.

461
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,723
Uh, we're not supposed to be
in 252.

462
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,490
We're supposed to be
in 525.

463
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,647
[chuckles]

464
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,411
- Are you fucking with me?

465
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,124
- Agh!
- I will kill you!

466
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:31,163
I will kill you!

467
00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,601
- You are really light,
by the way.

468
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,000
Like, child soldier skinny.

469
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,441
Could carry you into war,
Kony-style.

470
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,682
- Somebody's had
a little too much to drink.

471
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:42,883
[laughs] Don's roof party
must still be raging up there.

472
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,445
- The roof!
You take me to the roof!

473
00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,210
- No, Alice, we're not
taking you to the roof.

474
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,651
You're going back to the room.
You're gonna calm down.

475
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:48,807
Okay, all right.
- Get her in!

476
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,206
- Ow!
- Ow, Jesus!

477
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:51,646
- Ooh, no!
- Karl?

478
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:52,807
<i>'</i> No!

479
00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:54,604
[overlapping chatter]

480
00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:55,926
- This place is trashed.
- Here we go.

481
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,246
- Uhh!
- All right, you just-

482
00:16:57,360 --> 00:16:58,521
- Okay, Alice.

483
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,290
Hey, just cool out.

484
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,765
Cool out, all right?

485
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,723
You stay here.
I'm gonna go to the roof.

486
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,365
And I'm gonna get that contract
with The Barracuda.

487
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,561
I'm gonna show you
what I'm made of.

488
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,125
Just need my Gojo.

489
00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:10,163
Which...ah, come on.

490
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:12,282
Damn it, Karl!
You put it in the water.

491
00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:14,880
Now my Gojo's busted.
The suction cups...

492
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,401
- Whoa, I think I just
had my first visual.

493
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,045
- Yeah?

494
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,003
- No, that's just
that dude's gaping-

495
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,690
[Crash]

496
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:24,484
- Yeah. Yeah.

497
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,125
I'll see you later,
fuckers!

498
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,163
I'm gonna finish this!

499
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,930
- No, no, no.
Alice. Alice!

500
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,849
- What is with
all the noise out here?

501
00:17:31,960 --> 00:17:33,803
I'm tryin' to have fun
with this girl's butt.

502
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,764
- What do you little boys know
about a little butt fun?

503
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,086
Nothin'.

504
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,766
[beatboxing]

505
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:44,929
[beatboxing]

506
00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:47,845
- Ms. Barracuda, we've been
everywhere looking for you.

507
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,367
- Yeah, well, I was helping
your little homeless friend here

508
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,244
with the ice.

509
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,931
And then you know
how the story goes.

510
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,088
- Actually, I don't know
if we do.

511
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:59,726
Could you please explain that
story to us in detail?

512
00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,127
- Hang on.
Look...

513
00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:03,844
We'd love to have you
back at TelAmeriCorp.

514
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,803
Can you close it?
I can see the whole-

515
00:18:05,920 --> 00:18:07,490
- Sony
Sorry.

516
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,090
- We won't let you down.
It's still out.

517
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,486
Just tie it up.

518
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,726
I don't want to look
at your dick.

519
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,966
- Sony

520
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,411
- We won't let you down.

521
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:15,851
My boss just really
wants your business.

522
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,450
- Yeah, man, she's, like,

523
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:19,483
gonna kill a dude
and all this over it, I think.

524
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,931
- Yeah, well,
her tight ass

525
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,769
clearly cannot handle
her shit.

526
00:18:22,880 --> 00:18:24,041
- Yeah.
- Puddin'.

527
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,764
- What?

528
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,882
- Would you just sign
the contract for my buddies?

529
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,849
That way, we could go back
in the bathroom.

530
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,286
- Do you have a pen?

531
00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,561
- Yes, yes, I got a pen.

532
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:35,001
I got a pen. Here.

533
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,010
And...thank you.

534
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:40,851
- There you go.
We got it.

535
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,531
- All right.
- That's a nice touch.

536
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,284
Good to get
your name out there.

537
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,164
- I know.

538
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,009
- Shove it up my ass?

539
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:51,009
- Absolutely.

540
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,246
She's a pervert.

541
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,323
- Come on, sunshine.

542
00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:57,046
- Where is The Barracuda?

543
00:18:57,160 --> 00:18:58,889
- I told you, I have no idea.

544
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,243
- <i>Fine...if that's
how it's</i> gonna <i>be...</i>

545
00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:03,407
- Whoa.

546
00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:04,567
Whoa. Whoa.
- Hey, hey!

547
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,886
Hey, look, look, look.

548
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,087
We got it.
We signed The 'Cuda.

549
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,770
- What?
- Yeah.

550
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:09,961
[faint rock music playing]

551
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,491
_ [gasps]

552
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:12,726
<i>Well...</i>

553
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,201
it's a really
good job, Ders.

554
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,641
- Thanks. Uh, I mean,
I guess I should...

555
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,723
tell you I didn't
actually do acid.

556
00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,729
When you guys did it,
I faked it.

557
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:23,444
I just wanted
to get this done, you know?

558
00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,847
<i>Show you what I'm made of.</i>

559
00:19:25,960 --> 00:19:27,371
- All right, whatever.
- All right.

560
00:19:27,520 --> 00:19:30,171
- What the eff, bro?
- Wow, "do the acid."

561
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,964
We chanted earlier.
- Relax.

562
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,525
Still got my acid,

563
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,610
and I'm ready
for the acid life.

564
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,041
Latro.

565
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,844
[firecrackers popping]

566
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:43,008
- Whoa!
- Oh!

567
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,684
- Uh, we better
get goin', huh?

568
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:50,168
- No. It's finally
kickin' in!

569
00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,009
- What do you see?

570
00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,566
- I see a beautiful
dancing angel God

571
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:58,571
with flames flickering
from her fingertips.

572
00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,761
It's beautiful.

573
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,406
- No, that's a guy on fire.

574
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:04,010
- Damn it, I must have
got a bum tab.

575
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,964
This sucks, dude!
- Oh, boy, he's catching.

576
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,731
- I'll see you next year,
Psycho D!

577
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,002
Yeah!

578
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:14,088
<i>Oww!</i>

579
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:15,725
- Whoo!
I'm just glad

580
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:16,887
that I got to stay
in a hotel for once, man.

581
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,684
Now I can say that.

582
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,211
- God, I can never
show my face

583
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,805
at this convention again.

584
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,410
Ders, just drive me home.

585
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,329
I want to forget any of this
ever happened.

586
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,568
[discordant guitar note]

587
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:29,364
- [high-pitched]
I wish I would have tripped.

588
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:32,563
- [high-pitched]
Drive me. Drive me!

589
00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:34,762
- Oh, no, I don't think
that's a good idea.

590
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,410
Not right now.

591
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:40,127
- This is not negotiable.
Right here. Drive.

592
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:44,609
[eerie music]

593
00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:45,807
[car door slams]
- Bye, guys.

594
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,649
- Have a good trip!

595
00:20:47,760 --> 00:20:51,765
Get it? "trip"?
God, I <i>am</i> fuckin' <i>funny,</i> bro!

596
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,962
Whoa!
- Whoa!

597
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:55,730
- All right.
- Let's go.

598
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,922
- Let's get out of here.
- Let's get out of here now.

599
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,929
- Nice.

600
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,087
- [snorting]

601
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,486
[party horn blows]

602
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,485
- So are you a professional

603
00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:08,250
just in town
for the convention?

604
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,249
- You mean like a hooker?
No.

605
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,850
- No?
- No, I wish I was, though.

606
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:14,964
- [speaking "Cantonese"]

607
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:16,969
[gasps]

608
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:19,287
[speaking "Spanish"]

