1 00:00:02,040 --> 00:00:03,724 - Satan's power is fierce, 2 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:05,888 but nothing's more powerful than the Lord's Force! 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,684 Wolf! 4 00:00:07,800 --> 00:00:08,847 David! 5 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:10,928 Gibraltar! 6 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:12,883 Samson'.! 7 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:16,129 Ram! 8 00:00:16,240 --> 00:00:18,561 For more information on the Lord's Force, 9 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:20,967 visit our website and follow us on Twitter. 10 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,248 And hey, God bless. Have a great day. 11 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:24,486 - Uh-huh. - Oh, my gosh. 12 00:00:24,600 --> 00:00:25,965 How did these buff dudes escape my radar? 13 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:27,241 I thought I knew about every single buff dude. 14 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,044 - No, Samson? 15 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,889 With those bats, like, "clock, clock, clock, clock, clock." 16 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,365 - No, no, no. Ram. 17 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:33,925 With the phone books. Ripping phone books. 18 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:35,849 That's the ultimate move for buff-assness. 19 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:37,007 - Dude, when did you say they're coming to town? 20 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,167 We have to see these buff-ass dudes. 21 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:39,361 - Tomorrow. 22 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:40,720 And we are going. 23 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,241 And then after we watch the show, 24 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:45,283 I'm gonna try out for the Force. 25 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:46,771 - All right, but you know those guys are, like, 26 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,882 Chris Tucker religulous, though, right? 27 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:50,365 - Yeah, no, I'm very religulous. 28 00:00:50,480 --> 00:00:53,484 You know, Father, Son, Holy-what have you. 29 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:57,082 Noah's Art. Two animals going onto a ship to have sex. 30 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,730 Unconditional love for Jesus Christ. 31 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:00,126 Do you guys wanna watch a video 32 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:01,480 of a dude blowing his brains out? 33 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,682 - Uh, I do, and I don't. 34 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:05,006 - Well, we are going to. 35 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,282 - Annie, this is for you and the kids. 36 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,131 There's no other way. 37 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,287 [deep inhale] 38 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,402 [gunshot] 39 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,206 - Let's just, uh, 40 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:19,129 put on some twerk videos or something, right? 41 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:20,401 - Yeah, twerk, for sure. - Yeah. All right. 42 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,251 [beatboxing] 43 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,486 $5' 44 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,046 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 45 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,162 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ 46 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:32,443 - ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪ 47 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:33,607 [metal music] 48 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:34,926 - Brat-dogs. 49 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,530 [barking] 50 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,803 - Whoo! Brat me, braj! - Mm. 51 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,127 Comm' right up, my brat braxa. 52 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:43,287 j Mm'. _ ! 53 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:44,686 - Hey, tickets! 54 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,245 Who's got some tickets? 55 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:48,362 I'll trade you a beer and a brat for a ticket. 56 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,130 - Man, I cannot even believe- 57 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,686 the one time I wanna go to church, and I can't get in. 58 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:54,285 - God, we gotta get in there. 59 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,289 I do not wanna miss them lift that 1,000-pound cross. 60 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,447 For real. 61 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:58,766 What are we gonna do? 62 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:02,282 - We just gotta ask ourselves, W.W.J.Z. do? 63 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:03,686 - What would- what would Jay-Z do? 64 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,450 - Yeah. - He'd probably rap about it. 65 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,602 - ♪ He'd rap about it, and he'd rap about it ♪ 66 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:09,848 ♪ And then he'd pass the mic to Blake ♪ 67 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:12,361 - ♪ Nah, nah, I don't want the mic, give it to Adam ♪ 68 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:14,050 - ♪ I don't need- I don't want the mic either ♪ 69 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,730 ♪ So I'll pass it back to Ders ♪ 70 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,569 - ♪ It's back to me ♪ 71 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,205 ♪ I don't mind that 'cause I'm a R-A-P ♪ 72 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:21,561 ♪ P-E-R, where's my car? ♪ 73 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,081 ♪ I mean my whip, guys, where's my whip, guys? ♪ 74 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:26,123 - ♪ Rappin', stoppin', I don't want the mic, Blake ♪ 75 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,366 - I don't want it. 76 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,403 - There you go. - Thank you so much. 77 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,170 - Yeah, we just left our stub. Went to get- 78 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:32,566 - Oh, whoa. No, no, no. Sorry, friends. 79 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,091 You need tickets to get in here. 80 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,804 - No, they said we actually didn't need 81 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:37,126 to bring our stubs out here, we left 'em in there. 82 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,446 Hate carrying too many stubs around. 83 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:39,686 - Oh, well, I hate it when jokesters 84 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,529 try to pull a fast one on me, 85 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:42,920 so why don't you guys go and, uh, get out of the line, please? 86 00:02:43,040 --> 00:02:44,246 Thank you very much. - Okay. All right. 87 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:45,771 You know what? We'll come clean. 88 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:47,848 We never bought tickets. We're lying to you, 89 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,770 which proves we need to get in there and see the Lord's Force, 90 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:51,961 so we can become better people 91 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,445 and not liar people. 92 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:54,925 - We gotta be saved. We're bad people. 93 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,724 I mean, I used to make my, uh, 94 00:02:56,840 --> 00:02:59,081 G.l. Joes have huge orgies with my neighbors Barbies. 95 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:00,480 - Yeah, and when I was a kid, I always tried 96 00:03:00,600 --> 00:03:01,647 to make my dog have sex with my cat 97 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,205 'cause I wanted a cat-dog. 98 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:04,765 Turns out their dicks don't fit into cats, 99 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,689 and the cat limps now. - Yeah. 100 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,404 When I go to Subway, I ask for a water glass, 101 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:09,726 and I always fill it with Fresca 102 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,126 because I'm a monster, sir. 103 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,924 - Okay, guys, you're not gonna get in. 104 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,963 Now, there's an 8:00 A.M. service here in the morning. 105 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:17,208 You guys come back, you get your church in that way, all right? 106 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:18,685 Now, please get outta the line. 107 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:20,569 - No, I don't wanna see some stupid preacher 108 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:22,563 talk about stupid church stuff. 109 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:25,041 I wanna see two big-ass dudes liftin' a big ol' cross 110 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,049 over their big ol' head! - Mm-hmm. 111 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:28,605 - Hew Now, I'm gonna call security. 112 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:29,960 Now, get outta here! - Oh. 113 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:31,127 - All right. - Jesus. 114 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,685 - You know what? 115 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,689 Someday I'm gonna be on the Lord's Force, 116 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,529 and then you'll feel like a stupid idiot 117 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,608 for not letting me in! - Heck yeah. 118 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,722 - Phone book. Rip! - Show 'im. 119 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:41,887 - Just like the Lord's Force! - Show him. 120 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:43,331 Just like the Lord's Force! 121 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:44,965 Whatever. You see how far I threw that? 122 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,167 - Uh-huh. 123 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:47,486 - Got muscles. 124 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:50,126 - Hew 125 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:51,765 - Oh, that's very- that's actually pretty good, 126 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,325 but you know what? 127 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:56,125 In all seriousness, suck on my dick, dude! 128 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,288 ♪ And I said, "No, man, you drive a garbage truck" ♪ 129 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,289 ♪ And then I pass the mic to Adam ♪ 130 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:02,562 - ♪ And then I take the mic, and I don't know what to do ♪ 131 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,722 ♪ So I pass the mic to Blake ♪ - I don't want the- 132 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,251 Oh, there they are! There they are! They're here! 133 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:08,124 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Oh! Oh! Watch it! 134 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:09,810 - Get outta the way! Get outta the way! 135 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,570 - Hey - What's up? 136 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:13,523 - How you guys doing? - Good. 137 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:15,404 - [screeching] 138 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:16,567 - Okay, I'm sorry, they're- they're a little starstruck. 139 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:17,920 I don't get starstruck. 140 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,087 I saw Tony Shalhoub at the airport one time. 141 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,850 Didn't even mention Monk. 142 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,291 Just winked. 143 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,643 - Ah, cool. Uh, did you guys enjoy the show? 144 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,364 - No, 'cause we didn't even see it. 145 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,482 Somebody didn't know we had to get tickets. 146 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,090 Argh! You should just shoot yourself in the head 147 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:32,964 and put it on YouTube! 148 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,650 - Oh, that's too bad. Well, it was nice meeting you guys. 149 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:35,807 - Yeah. Stay strong, use His power. 150 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,121 - Wait, hang on. 151 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:38,651 Um, we're gonna go out for a beer. 152 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,205 Do you guys want beers? We'll buy you beers. 153 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,481 - I could go for one. It's been a while. 154 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,443 - You know that's not a good idea. 155 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:45,289 Hey, thanks a lot, guys. 156 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:47,641 - Wait. Uh- 157 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,250 - No. Hey! - Adam- 158 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,362 - no, please! Please let us buy you beer, please! 159 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:52,806 You guys are my heroes! 160 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:54,524 - Easy there, tiger. Back in your cage. 161 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:58,167 - [chuckles] - [stammering]-buy you a beer? 162 00:04:58,280 --> 00:04:59,361 - One beer. 163 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,642 - Yeah! One beer! - Yes! 164 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,366 - So there I was. 165 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:08,485 600 pounds across my back in front of 10,000 people... 166 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:13,083 when I hear the voices of 10,000 angels. 167 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,123 - Only it wasn't the voice of angels. 168 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:16,651 - Nah, it was blood shootin' outta my ears. 169 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,205 I blew my eardrums out. 170 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,731 [laughter] - Oh, my God. 171 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:21,928 Can you hear this? Can you hear this right now? 172 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,611 - Anyway, hey, this was fun, but we should probably head back. 173 00:05:24,760 --> 00:05:25,886 - What? No, come on. - No, no, no, no. 174 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,570 - We'll get you another round. 175 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:29,449 - We just got here. We haven't even taken shots yet. 176 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:30,686 - Yup. - Yup. You're doing shots. 177 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,370 - Shots? - You're doing a shot. 178 00:05:32,480 --> 00:05:35,404 All: Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot... 179 00:05:35,560 --> 00:05:37,369 - Everybody! 180 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:40,569 - Shot, shot, shots. - Oh, the ladies. 181 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:41,727 - Here we go, here we go. 182 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,205 - I gotta tell you guys, 183 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,885 this is the most fun I've had in months. 184 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:46,047 - Most fun in my life. 185 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,321 - To new friends! 186 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:49,249 All: New friends! 187 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:51,442 - Whoa'.! 188 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:52,891 - Whoo! [laughs] 189 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,883 - Hey, now that we're best friends, 190 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:57,327 I was wondering if you guys would sign my phone books 191 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,249 and then rip 'em in half for me. - Sure. 192 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,124 - Let us go have a smoke real quick, 193 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,924 we'll be right back. - Yes. Thank you so much! 194 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:05,361 Thank you so much. You-you have no idea what this means to me. 195 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:06,561 - They're so cool. - Thank you! 196 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:08,165 - Dudes, we should go out there 197 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:09,520 and smoke a cigarette with the Lord's Force. 198 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:11,330 - Let's do it. - Yeah, we have to. 199 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,568 And cigarettes give you cancer, but I'm like, 'Worth it!" 200 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:15,250 - I've never even smoked a cigarette, 201 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,089 but here I am, sittin' here, 202 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:18,884 talkin' about going to smoke one with the Lord's Force! 203 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,445 - Yeah! The Lord's Force! 204 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,085 - Let's do this. - Let's go, let's go! 205 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:24,601 All right, who's ready to smoke? 206 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:25,767 - Where's he at? Where they at? 207 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,121 - Chill out. 208 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:34,089 - Holy smokes. 209 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:37,204 [beatboxing] 210 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:43,049 [beatboxing] 211 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,924 - Okay, this isn't a big deal. 212 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:46,201 I mean, they do this in the rap game all the time, right? 213 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:48,084 Lil Wayne kissed Birdman. 214 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:49,770 Just kissin' on his daddy. That's all he's doing. 215 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:51,325 - Tss, yeah. 216 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:52,965 Probably just checking each others breath, 217 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,684 making sure they're ready to kiss hot chicks. 218 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,245 - Yes. - You know? 219 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,044 - Sure. 220 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,321 - Hew 221 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:01,209 - Oh, God. 222 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,651 - Oh, it's that dude. - Didn't we talk about this? 223 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,091 What're you guys doing? 224 00:07:04,200 --> 00:07:05,645 - Okay, it's not what you think. 225 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:06,807 - Oh, yeah? It's not what I think? 226 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:07,967 Well, then what is it? 227 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,923 - It's gay chicken. 228 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,371 You know, that- that's what we were doing. 229 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:12,970 Just, um, you know, 230 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,929 old-fashioned gay chicken. 231 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,650 - Gay chicken? That's what you're going with? 232 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:18,171 - Oh, what, you don't know about gay chicken? 233 00:07:18,280 --> 00:07:19,884 That's where two totally straight guys 234 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,087 try and out-gay each other? It's like this, ready? 235 00:07:21,200 --> 00:07:22,247 - Yeah, it's like a- - Oh! 236 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,407 - See? He just- - He lost. 237 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:24,567 - No, I think I won. 238 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:25,761 - Shut the heck up now! 239 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:27,445 Now, listen, it's Adam and Eve, 240 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,050 it's not Adam and Steve, you understand me? 241 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,730 I'll tell you what. 242 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:32,808 Why don't I ask God what he thinks I should do, huh? 243 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,046 I'll check in with Him. 244 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:35,605 Uh, oh, Lord... 245 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:36,846 yeah, uh, I got a problem d- 246 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,088 Why? 'Cause of the gay thing? 247 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:40,804 Come on. Really? 248 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,922 Okay, well, You're the boss. 249 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,088 Sorry, gays, you're off the Force. 250 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,601 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What about the tour? 251 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:48,767 What about Tampa? 252 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,848 - No, this is it, okay? 253 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,610 Sodom, Gomorrah, sayonara. 254 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:54,484 Now, get your purses outta the van. 255 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,762 - But... - I knew this was a bad idea. 256 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:59,850 These guys made us do shots, and now my life is ruined. 257 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,570 Where am I gonna go? - Sorry. 258 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:02,841 Sorry about Tampa. - Dudes... 259 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,571 - Oh, man, I feel terrible. 260 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:06,886 Maybe we should let 'em crash at our pad. 261 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:08,604 We just made 'em lose their jobs. 262 00:08:08,720 --> 00:08:13,362 - I am not going back to fucking Duluth to live with my stepmom. 263 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,131 I'm not. - No, you're not. 264 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,561 You guys are gonna stay with us for as long as you need. 265 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:22,082 Consider our casa our casa for you to crash at. 266 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,043 Like a La Quinta Inn. 267 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,003 - Oh, everybody get some rest? 268 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:29,727 Huh? Here, let me top you off. - Thanks. 269 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:33,811 - There you go. And for you. Right in there. 270 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,366 - Thank you guys for everything. - It's our pleasure. 271 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:37,641 We just wanna take care of our boys. 272 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:38,807 We're glad to have you here. 273 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:40,490 And since we do have you here, 274 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,045 uh, we thought we'd share an idea with you. 275 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:45,050 Kind of, um, well, a business proposition of sorts. 276 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:46,321 - Yeah. 277 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,885 - Hey, we're not gay. 278 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,004 I know what you saw, but, um, it wasn't real. 279 00:08:51,120 --> 00:08:52,406 [laughter] 280 00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:53,931 - No, you guys definitely aren't gay. 281 00:08:54,040 --> 00:08:55,326 Nobody's saying you're gay. - No. 282 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:57,044 - Dudes with giant muscles are never gay. 283 00:08:57,160 --> 00:08:58,525 - Yeah. Exactly. 284 00:08:58,680 --> 00:09:00,648 - Okay, I'm sorry, but... 285 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:01,921 maybe I am gaY- 286 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,202 - What? No. [laughs] 287 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:05,810 All right, well, maybe you are, but I'm not. 288 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,490 [laughter] - He's not. 289 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,648 - No, you guys were just drunk, playing gay chicken. 290 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:10,886 Sometimes when I get drunk, 291 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:12,047 I go to Boston Market, I eat chicken. 292 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,241 We're like the same dudes. 293 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,010 - Yeah, you're drunk. 294 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:16,804 Weird things happen when you're drunk. 295 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:19,446 Last week, I got drunk, I ate the band off my wristwatch. 296 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:20,641 I thought it was beef jerky. 297 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:21,886 [laughter] 298 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:23,610 - I don't know, I'm just... 299 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,802 I'm just very confused about everything right now. 300 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,405 - Okay, look, you were drunk. You're sober now. 301 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:28,760 Why don't we get to the bottom of this? 302 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:30,410 Just kiss each other real quick, you know, 303 00:09:30,520 --> 00:09:32,124 and then you'll probably hate it, 304 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:33,685 and we can get to this proposal, 'cause I got some ideas. 305 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,365 - There you go. 306 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,323 One time, little thing, you'll see it was just a fluke, 307 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,249 and we'll move on with the day. - Mm-hmm. 308 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,601 - Yeah, or you don't have to. Or you can just not do that. 309 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:43,370 - Drunk night. 310 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:44,885 - Totally straight. - Boom. Okay. 311 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:46,126 - That was a straight dude kiss. - Let's go. 312 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,287 Let's go eat some eggs or something. 313 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:48,851 - Yup, no feelings there. 314 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,883 No feelings there, right? - Good call, there. 315 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:52,525 Good-what are they- - Yeah, good- 316 00:09:52,640 --> 00:09:53,687 - Wha-why? Why? 317 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:54,847 - Straight dudes kissin'. - Yeah. 318 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,166 - Ahh... 319 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:57,367 - What's going on over here? 320 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,005 - [groans] 321 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,208 [overlapping shouting] 322 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:03,084 My predator bong! - All right, that's it! 323 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,884 Break it up! Break it up! Right now! Okay. 324 00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:08,089 - Jeez Louise! - And we are back. 325 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:11,727 Okay, so... - [clears throat] 326 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:15,089 - I'm just gonna move on, um, because I had a proposal 327 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,247 that I was going to give to you guys, 328 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,010 and here it is. - Yes. 329 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,124 - Let's start a new rival squad to the Lord's Force. 330 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:22,844 We can, uh, work out here, 331 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,770 we can even perform in the front yard... 332 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:27,484 Guys-okay. .. - Gentlemen? 333 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,602 - Why don't you guys just go think of a new name, 334 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:30,767 we'll be here brainstorming. 335 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,247 What the hell is going on? 336 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:36,290 [Let's Get It On playing] 337 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:43,761 $5' 338 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:47,009 - ♪ Come on, baby ♪ 339 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:50,010 $5' 340 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,645 ♪ Let's do it tonight ♪ 341 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,364 - Oh, uh, I'm sorry. Do you guys mind if I, uh... 342 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,450 - Come back later. - And I will. 343 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:58,449 - ♪ Come on, baby ♪ 344 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:01,291 - Oh, sorry, dude. Didn't know you were in here. 345 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:02,765 - No worries. 346 00:11:02,880 --> 00:11:04,211 [laughs] 347 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:08,564 - You guys are showering together? 348 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,569 To conserve water. Pfft. 349 00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:13,047 Yup. Very considerate. 350 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,083 [wheezes] What? 351 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:18,090 You guys have monster cocks. 352 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,202 Chicks must love sucking those. 353 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,368 Congratulations. That's awesome. 354 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:30,044 [rhythmic creaking] 355 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,168 [men moaning] 356 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:44,767 [groaning, straining] 357 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:46,609 - Yeah! - God, I'm gonna bust! 358 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,530 [beatboxing] - Kick it! 359 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:55,563 [beatboxing] 360 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,966 - 361 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,764 First of all, I just want to say 362 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,121 we are glad to have you here. It's been great. 363 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:05,410 - Yes, and we have noticed that you have gotten very... 364 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:08,126 c-comfortable, and we're actually comfortable 365 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,730 with your comfortableness. 366 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,604 - I'm so comfortable with you guys being here, 367 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:13,563 but be careful. 368 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,569 'Cause it sounds like you're injuring yourselves at night 369 00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:17,284 when you're working out, 370 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:19,368 and nighttime's a very dangerous time to work out. 371 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:22,404 - Anyway, uh, given, you know, 372 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:25,330 the events of the last day or so, 373 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:28,683 we've revised the proposal that we had the other day 374 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,643 to something a little more apropos. 375 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,683 Adam. 376 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,529 We give you... 377 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,847 the Gaylord's Force! - Ha-ha? 378 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,610 The Gaylord's Force. 379 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,961 If you can take the pain of a man's unit 380 00:12:41,080 --> 00:12:42,969 pressing into your ass, 381 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,447 you've got the strength to do anything. 382 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,688 - Is one slogan that we're toying with. 383 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:48,961 - You know, I actually haven't seen this tee shirt, 384 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:50,406 and I don't approve of it. 385 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:54,570 Okay? But I will be a junior member of the crew, 386 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,409 so I should probably audition for you right now. 387 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:57,567 Check this out. 388 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:00,684 Froot Loops everywhere! - Whoo! 389 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:03,127 - Yeah. And I'm gearing up for the real thing! 390 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,401 A freakin' phone boold Let's do this! 391 00:13:04,520 --> 00:13:05,806 - Give it to 'em, Adam. 392 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,843 - I don't have my phone book here. 393 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,007 I'm so sorry. I don't have it. I'll get it. I'll get it. 394 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,724 - Hurry up. hU"Y UP- 395 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,251 - So, you see where we're going with this, right? 396 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,169 It's basically a powerful, healthy message 397 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:16,521 that being gay doesn't mean you're weak, 398 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,324 or, um... - Mmmm 399 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,403 - Okay, what're you doing? 400 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,841 - Are you having sex with each other? 401 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,849 - We're not having sex. We're just... 402 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,883 soaking. - [chuckles] 403 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,843 Yeah, but I think this soak 404 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,486 is about to turn into a power wash, 405 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,604 so if you boys wouldn't mind scooting along. 406 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,449 - Okay, you know what? - [clears throat] 407 00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:39,609 - I don't mind having you here. Right? 408 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,882 I don't even mind all the suckin', and the screwin', 409 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,048 and the screamin' when you ejac. 410 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:46,925 But I need to know if you wanna be a part of this show or not. 411 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:51,170 'Cause if you do, I need you to pull out of his butt 412 00:13:51,280 --> 00:13:53,248 and get to working! Do you get me? 413 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:54,805 - Okay, okay, relax. Sounds cool. 414 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,604 - We're interested. 415 00:13:56,720 --> 00:13:58,370 - All right. - Yeah! 416 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,251 Oh, oh, hand cramp. Hand cramp. That hurts. 417 00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:02,765 - [laughing] Oh, man. 418 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:06,805 This stage is about to be so gay. 419 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,922 - So gay. - So straight. 420 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:12,726 Could be. You know? 421 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,605 - What the heck do you want, breeder? 422 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:17,848 - Just bringin' my lost sheep back to the flock. 423 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,490 - Well, they're not interested, Rev. 424 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,045 - You mean they're not interested 425 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,970 in being living legends? Makin' 38 grand a year? 426 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,969 Living rent-free? Making some per diem as well? 427 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,321 - 38k? - Hey! Come on, let's go. 428 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,363 - All right, hey, guys, tell me you're not 429 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,209 going with him- you're ready to rehearse. 430 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,163 We got a stage. - You better hope 431 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,089 that there's rocks in those bags for training purposes, 432 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,407 'cause you're our friends. - Guys, listen. 433 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:39,846 Reverend Troy needs us back. 434 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,689 - You told that guy that you were gay dudes, 435 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,006 and he was cool with it. 436 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:44,531 - We're not like that. 437 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,642 It was just a phase. - Pssh. 438 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,091 - What'd I say? 439 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,366 These dudes aren't gay dudes, dudes. 440 00:14:49,480 --> 00:14:51,244 They're straight dudes. - Wait- 441 00:14:51,360 --> 00:14:53,010 - Dudes. - What? 442 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,322 I literally heard you guys eating fruit cocktail 443 00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:56,680 out of each others butts. 444 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,325 - Get in the fuckin' van 445 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,965 or I'll have Jesus fuckin' Christ 446 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,684 cut your fuckin' balls off! 447 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:04,121 - Tell you what. You guys wanna see the show tonight? 448 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,810 I'll even put your name on the list. 449 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:06,967 - Oh, you gotta be kidding me, man. 450 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,445 - I will see you at that show! 451 00:15:08,560 --> 00:15:11,370 - We had a business together, brah! 452 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:14,609 - Wait, is it under my name, or whose name is it under? 453 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,803 - It's a pl-plus- - It's a plus two? 454 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:18,967 - Is it "plus two," or is it all of us? 455 00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,127 Or some of us plus one, or what? 456 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,366 - A separate thing? 457 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,760 - Is it each of our names individually, 458 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:25,121 or did you put us into a group? 459 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:28,722 [beatboxing] - ♪ Sup-sup-superman ♪ 460 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,004 [beatboxing] 461 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:34,606 [Organ music] 462 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:36,609 - The bible says that Satan 463 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:41,567 wants to turn the world into darkness. 464 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,923 But the amazing thing is Jesus, by dying on the cross, 465 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:47,008 has shown us 466 00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:49,043 we can take that darkness... 467 00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:54,200 and we can turn it into light! 468 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,367 [metal music] 469 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:59,041 [cheers and applause] 470 00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,491 We are the Lord's Force! 471 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,888 And we are going to murder the devil! 472 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,240 Can I hear ya? 473 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:07,243 [cheers and applause] 474 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:10,927 Comin' in at 5'7", weighing 270 pounds... 475 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,042 I don't think Goliath wants to mess with this guy. 476 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,043 I'm talkin' about 477 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:16,770 David! 478 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,929 [cheers and applause] 479 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,609 Ooh! [cheers and applause] 480 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:26,290 I know Noah had a couple of these. 481 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,084 Let's bring out The Wolfl 482 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,645 [cheers and applause] 483 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,131 - Whoa'. Yeah'.! 484 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:34,801 Oh! 485 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,684 - Oh. yeah! 486 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,848 Now, last but not least, 487 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,167 I wanna bring out the twin towers of Babel. 488 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,850 I'm talkin' about Samson and Ram! 489 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,804 [cheers and applause] 490 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:48,446 - Here we go now. 491 00:16:48,560 --> 00:16:50,130 - Yeah! 492 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,288 - Let's hear it for 'em. 493 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:55,131 - Oh! Oh! Samson just pointed at me. We know them! 494 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,282 - Now, let's watch these two warriors 495 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:59,846 lift this 1,000-pound cross 496 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:02,361 above their heads to the glory of God. 497 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,721 - Yeah! - Yeah! 498 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:11,007 - [groans] 499 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:14,283 - Come on, guys. Come on. 500 00:17:14,400 --> 00:17:16,129 Come on, guys, you can do it! 501 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,049 - [grunts] 502 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,730 - What's the matter, Ram suck the strength outta your cock? 503 00:17:19,840 --> 00:17:21,410 Come on. - [groans] 504 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,608 - Don't listen to him, guys, you got this. Come on! 505 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,290 - Yeah, come on, come on. - That's all right, folks, 506 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,680 if they don't lift it above their heads, 507 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,371 you're getting a full refund, okay? 508 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,891 - They're gonna do it. - They'll get it. 509 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,411 Have some faith. - You got this. 510 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:36,081 - Come on! - [groans] 511 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,527 - I should never have asked you back, you pillow biters. 512 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:41,086 - Hew 513 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:43,248 Show 'em the Force. 514 00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:46,523 The Gaylord's Force. 515 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,049 [both grunt] - Yeah! 516 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,491 - Yes! - They did it! 517 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:59,127 [cheers and applause] 518 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,447 - Aah! 519 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,683 - ♪ I know that you can find the way ♪ 520 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:08,646 ♪ You're beautiful to me ♪ 521 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,611 [applause stops] 522 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,200 - This is not the show! You stop that! 523 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,362 Get your tongue out of his mouth! 524 00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:17,686 Sorry 'bout this, gang. 525 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,882 - ♪ You're beautiful to me ♪ 526 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,843 - Whoa'.! 527 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,725 - Yes! All right! 528 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,047 [excited chatter] 529 00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:28,605 - Yeah! 530 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,245 - And we want to announce to everyone 531 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,647 that tomorrow morning, there will be the first-ever 532 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:36,810 Gaylord's Force at our house! Everyone's welcome. 533 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:38,729 They're our gay friends! - Whoo! 534 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,009 - Hey Man, where are they? 535 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:48,088 - Just talked to 'em. Guess what. They're not comin'. 536 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,361 - What? - Yeah. 537 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:50,965 Right now, they're in the car, 538 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:52,809 driving to Vermont to start a new life together. 539 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,241 They're gonna open up some kind of gluten-free cupcake place 540 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,765 called, "Cup Gaykes." 541 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:59,201 Genius name, I know. 542 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,401 - What are we gonna do? 543 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,567 [club dance music] 544 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,648 - Even a straight man, 545 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,888 who's had sex 546 00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:09,681 with over five women, can channel... 547 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:13,850 the Gaylord's Force! 548 00:19:15,160 --> 00:19:18,642 - Whoo! [cheers and applause] 549 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:19,961 - Whoo! - Whoo! 550 00:19:20,080 --> 00:19:21,525 - Ow. 551 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,727 Oh, fuck! 552 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:23,887 Oh, that's hot. 553 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,365 That was hot. 554 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:29,405 I am Adam "Baby Bear” DeMamp! 555 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:34,566 I shall summon the power of all the Gaylords! 556 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:37,445 [cheers and applause] 557 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:40,962 [grunts] 558 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:45,449 Whoa'.! 559 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,040 Do somethin' different. 560 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:51,369 Oh, you wanna see me break a board over my own skull? 561 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,927 [thumps] 562 00:19:55,040 --> 00:19:56,201 Fuck 563 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,484 - Ah... [chuckles] 564 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,011 How'd we do? 565 00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:05,125 - Pretty good. Total ticket sales, 285 bucks. 566 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,924 - Oh' ' Ha! 567 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,644 But, uh, let me calculate something else. 568 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:10,888 We spent 50 bucks on glitter... - Okay, okay. 569 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,968 - 150 for chairs, and then, like, the stage stuff. 570 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,650 - Ah, that sucks. 571 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:15,807 - And then this is the killer. 572 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,445 $300 on the boas, 573 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:20,643 because they just had to be real ostrich feathers. 574 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,240 Both: Ram. - What a div a. 575 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,203 - Um, so, all that together, 576 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,526 we are in the hole for a little bit of money. 577 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,529 - All right. That's terrible. 578 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,042 - 703 pages... 579 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:37,007 of businesses and personal residents! 580 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,248 [audience chanting Baby Bear] Now, are you ready? 581 00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:43,046 Oh, it's not pre-ripped! Not at all! Are you ready? 582 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,241 Gay... 583 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,486 Lord's... 584 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,483 Force! 585 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,881 [crowd cheering] 586 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,002 - Yes! Yes! 587 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,804 I will sign your dicks! 588 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:56,287 I will sign all of your dicks! 589 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,169 I don't give a fucld 590 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:00,169 Nice! 591 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:01,924 [snorting] [party horn blows] 592 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,325 - [yells] - Yeah! 593 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:09,568 - Yeah...! 594 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:10,727 - Ar gm! 595 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,887 Ow. Arg h! 596 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:13,087 Ow. 597 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,050 Ar gm!