1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,004 - You're a punk bitch, 26! 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,726 Kill yourself, 26! 3 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:08,571 - Come on, number 26, you fat piece of dog crap! 4 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:11,490 - Ride the pine, 26! Park that ass! 5 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,568 - 26 sucks! 6 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,523 - Hey, can you guys, uh, just quiet that down, please? 7 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,051 - Totally. We'll be respectful. 8 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,406 - [whispering] Wipe the butt lube 9 00:00:18,520 --> 00:00:20,409 off your hands, 26! 10 00:00:20,520 --> 00:00:23,603 - Hey! No, actually, I mean stop it! 11 00:00:23,720 --> 00:00:24,926 Okay? That's my son. 12 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:26,246 - Yeah. - Sorry. 13 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,646 - Sorry about that. We didn't know. 14 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,046 - All right, no sweat. - Let's go, 26! 15 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:30,969 - Let's go, 26! - Whoa'. 26'.! 16 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:33,890 - You're not a total failure. Don't listen to everyone! 17 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,368 [beatboxing] 18 00:00:37,480 --> 00:00:38,641 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 19 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,683 $5' 20 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,564 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, gotta ♪ 21 00:00:42,680 --> 00:00:45,923 - ♪ Gotta be fresh ♪ 22 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:49,044 - We'll take that. - That's what I'm talking about. 23 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,367 - Keep it moving. - If only he didn't get tackled. 24 00:00:51,480 --> 00:00:52,811 - Sure. - That's what I would have done. 25 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:54,046 - Oh, there he is! 26 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:55,321 My nephew Billy has the ball. 27 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:56,646 Billy has the ball! Go, Billy! 28 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:57,886 Go, Billy, go, go. go! 29 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:59,161 - Oh! 30 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:01,760 [all shouting] 31 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,041 - Yes! - Holy cow! 32 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:05,288 That kid is a jocld 33 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:06,845 Love to see what he could do in the pool. 34 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,525 I bet he's got great walls. - Yeah. 35 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:10,290 All these kids, they're just children out there. 36 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:11,970 A lot of them probably haven't even sprouted pubes. 37 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,650 Put me in- I'm a real man. 38 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:16,280 I've got a very dense bush. 39 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:17,890 - Man, look at that visor. That thing's rad-ass. 40 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,331 He looks like Cobra Commander. 41 00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,169 - His touchdown dance is a little weak. 42 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:24,011 What I would do, if I ever actually played football, 43 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,770 is I'd do the dance before the play even started. 44 00:01:25,880 --> 00:01:27,006 Let 'em know what's up. 45 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:28,281 Just a little... 46 00:01:28,440 --> 00:01:29,680 - Right. - Oh. 47 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,689 - Yeah. Very fun dance. 48 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,325 - Timberlake. - I like it. 49 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,647 Um, it's kind of stupid to do it before the play 50 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,091 'cause then the opponent knows that you're gonna get the ball. 51 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:40,323 - I bet you $100 I would still be able to score. 52 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:41,566 - Well, I don't bet, so... 53 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:43,762 - I bet you do. - I bet I- 54 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:45,928 Nice try. - Yeah, I got you, dude. 55 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:47,605 - I used to be a major player in the gambling world, 56 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:48,767 all right? - Mm. 57 00:01:48,920 --> 00:01:50,331 - I lost everything. - Hmm. 58 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,807 - Including my mind. Haven't gambled since. 59 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:55,446 - No, I remember that. You lost, like, 80 bucks. 60 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:57,369 - It was money your grandma gave you for your birthday. 61 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,005 - No, but she had to cancel her subscription from cable 62 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,360 for a month. 63 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:01,720 Sometimes, when you're a grandma, 64 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:03,080 a month's all you got, you know? 65 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:06,010 - Wanna make that 80 bucks back? 66 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:09,090 - It's the fat kid! - Oh, you turded in our pool. 67 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:10,247 - Yeah, that's right, you fucking losers. 68 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:11,481 All those things are true. 69 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,045 - Okay. - And just so you know, 70 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:16,004 any and all betting at RC South goes through us. 71 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,531 So how about it? 72 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:19,688 You boys looking for some action? 73 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,802 - In the back section? No. 74 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:23,160 Thank you. I'll pass. 75 00:02:23,280 --> 00:02:25,203 I'm not into sex with strange dudes. 76 00:02:25,320 --> 00:02:26,731 - What are you talking about? 77 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:28,683 - I'll bet you 20 bucks that our boy Billy Belk 78 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,006 scores the next touchdown. 79 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:31,406 - Billy scores a lot of touchdowns. 80 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:32,726 All right? You have to give me odds. 81 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:34,484 - Okay, sure. We'll take evens. 82 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,329 - No. You sound like an idiot. - Good. Smart. 83 00:02:36,440 --> 00:02:37,885 - Look, if we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it right. 84 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,206 Here's the deal: we'll double the money 85 00:02:39,320 --> 00:02:40,924 and take two-to-one odds on our prop. 86 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,044 Let's keep that vig under. . .100. 87 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:46,766 - 10... - I'm at 85. 88 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,564 If you got 85, that's a good bet. 89 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:50,842 - Dude, that's a good bet. I'd take that all day. 90 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,440 - All right. - All right! 91 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:54,800 - Oh! [grunting] 92 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:56,331 - Oh, see that? - Oh! 93 00:02:56,440 --> 00:02:58,249 - There he goes! - There he goes! 94 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:00,601 - Keep goin'! - Oh. my God! 95 00:03:00,720 --> 00:03:03,724 [all cheering] 96 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:05,444 - I want that. Thanks, man. 97 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:06,721 Nice playing. - All right. 98 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,046 - Hey, boys. - Get it, B. Belld 99 00:03:08,160 --> 00:03:09,605 - Let's make it rain. 100 00:03:09,720 --> 00:03:12,610 [dubstep music] 101 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:20,764 $5' 102 00:03:23,640 --> 00:03:27,645 [laughing and cheering] 103 00:03:27,760 --> 00:03:29,808 - These guys are gonna be easy money. 104 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,126 - Totally. - Yeah. 105 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,810 - I mean, come on, spray it, guys. 106 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,046 Come on. 107 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:38,085 What- are you crazy? 108 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:39,804 - [laughing] Yo. 109 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,490 Yo, that dude's using the short urinal. 110 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,523 He must have a short dicld [laughter] 111 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:44,926 - Uh, no, this is just the available urinal, 112 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,804 so I'm using it. 113 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:50,606 - Yeah, available to anyone with a little dick. 114 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,051 - No. 115 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,447 If anything, it's for a larger penis 116 00:03:54,560 --> 00:03:56,847 because it has more room to droop, 117 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:59,281 and it doesn't have to rest on a urinal cake. 118 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,164 - No, man, I think I saw it when you whipped it out. 119 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:03,044 It was small and looked like a cocktail shrimp. 120 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,730 - I didn't even have it out all the way. 121 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:07,207 That was just the tip of the iceberg, as they say. 122 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,970 - Hey, hey, can I borrow your dick? 123 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:11,048 I need to get something out of my teeth. 124 00:04:11,160 --> 00:04:13,242 - "Dick, ooh, dicks, dicks. 125 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,409 We're in high school. All we talk about's dicks." 126 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:20,605 News flash-dicks, we all got 'em, if we're boys. 127 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,529 - That was cool, dude. - Yeah. 128 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:25,086 - We should, like, gamble all the time, start a casino. 129 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,810 Who's, like, the most lndianest of us all? 130 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,968 - No, dude, we- we can't, all right? 131 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:30,565 Yes, we made it rain Combos, 132 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:32,569 which we've been talking about doing for years. 133 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:35,604 - Yeah, we have. - But...we're done, all right? 134 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:36,960 Finished. Okay? 135 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,445 - I guess. - What's up, guys? 136 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,324 - Oh! Hey, Billy. - Yo. 137 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:41,930 - Billy Belk. - Hey. 138 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,246 - That was a great game. 139 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:45,362 These are my work homes, so... 140 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,403 - What's up, homies? - Hot chick, bro. 141 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:48,965 - Yeah? - Reminds of the days 142 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:50,411 I almost hooked up with chicks like that, 143 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:52,085 back when I almost played football. 144 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,486 I was, like, too busy mascotting, 145 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,931 so I was, like- it took up all my time. 146 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,530 - Yeah, she's okay, I guess. 147 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:57,801 Gives a decent blowj, but don't they all? 148 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,410 - Tsh. - Oh, right? 149 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:01,648 - That's cool. - "BIowj" means "blow job." 150 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:03,444 - So anyway, it's like I always say. 151 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,289 I'm all about bangin' clits, suckin' tits, 152 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,562 and takin' shits. [laughter] 153 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,887 - Those are honestly, like, my three favorite things. 154 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,445 That's cool that you're always saying that. 155 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,642 - Yeah, man, I know exactly where the clit is, 156 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,444 and when I get there, what to do with it. 157 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,130 - Yeah. 158 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:18,480 - Seriously, though, I'm so jealous of you guys. 159 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:20,045 Slayin' mad older box all the time... 160 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,321 - Oh, yeah. 161 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,010 - These immature high school bitches 162 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,451 won't give it up unless you're their boyfriend, 163 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,244 so I gotta settle for blowjes. 164 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,442 - Ohh, that- aw, man, that must... 165 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,164 suck. 166 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,930 - Girls can't even fit my wiener in their mouth. 167 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,008 Yeah, yeah, my dick's so big, it has a rib cage. 168 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,281 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah, I got a huge-huge one. 169 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:36,845 - Really. - Hell, yeah. 170 00:05:36,960 --> 00:05:39,122 - You've never said that before. - Uncontested. 171 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:42,403 - Cool, dude. - Sorry to interrupt. 172 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:44,443 Just wanted to give you gentlemen my card, 173 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,050 in case you care to make any more wagers. 174 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:48,561 - Look, I love a good card, but... 175 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:50,011 we're done, so see ya. 176 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:52,242 - [scoffs] 177 00:05:52,360 --> 00:05:55,011 Take it. You never know. 178 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:56,645 [beatboxing] 179 00:05:58,480 --> 00:06:00,084 [beatboxing] 180 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,486 [explosions] - Whoa! 181 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:03,250 What is this, God of War'? 182 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,806 - Ascension. It's God of War: Ascension. 183 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,888 It's like, uh, like French Canadian. 184 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,809 Like, "eh," that's the Canadian part. 185 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,160 And then "cension." 186 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:12,805 - Guys, I've got great news! 187 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:15,161 This is insane. Tonya Michaels, 188 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,487 the point guard for RC South Lady Wolves- 189 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,886 according to her relationship status, 190 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,604 she's now single. 191 00:06:20,720 --> 00:06:22,290 - She's really good too. - Yeah. 192 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:24,090 Which is gonna be messing with her mental game. 193 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,565 She's gonna be totally boy crazy all over the place. 194 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,523 Also, Kevin Slater just tweeted, 195 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,369 "Midnight tacos tonight. #yummy." 196 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:31,164 - Yeah, they are good. - Guys, that's crazy! 197 00:06:31,280 --> 00:06:32,520 He's supposed to wrestle tomorrow. 198 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:34,085 He's not gonna be able to wrestle 199 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:35,884 if he's got #diarrhea. - Hash tag. 200 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:37,405 That's a pound sign. It's, like, a Twitter thing. 201 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:38,885 - All right, Ders, why are you even bothering 202 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,246 with stupid high school kids? 203 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:41,805 Internet stalking? Come on. 204 00:06:41,960 --> 00:06:43,086 That's beneath you. - Not stalk- 205 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,565 Pause the game for a second. 206 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,045 Guys, I'm looking for an edge right now. 207 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:47,321 I got a system that's already yielded 208 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:48,851 six positive expectation wagers, 209 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:50,246 and that's- that's a real thing. 210 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,283 - Ugh, these high school football players 211 00:06:52,400 --> 00:06:54,289 have boy bodies. I'd destroy them. 212 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:56,323 I have a man body. I'm borderline dad body. 213 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:57,885 I have shoulder hairs. 214 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,684 Actually, I found a gray one the other day. 215 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,564 - Ders, you quit gambling 'cause you lost all your money. 216 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:03,170 Why would you go back? 217 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:04,520 - Those were scratch-offs. Okay? 218 00:07:04,640 --> 00:07:06,051 Those are random. You just scratch. 219 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:07,605 You don't know what you're gonna get! 220 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:08,767 - You don't know. - This is high school sports. 221 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:10,325 - He knows. 222 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:11,487 - I'm a former high school athlete, guys. 223 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,726 - Yeah, you were good. 224 00:07:12,840 --> 00:07:14,251 You sort of peaked in high school. 225 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:15,930 - Oh, man, didn't we all, though, right? 226 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,208 - Yeah. Yeah, we did. 227 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:19,970 - Here they go. Yo! 228 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,048 - Didn't think I'd hear from you so soon. 229 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:23,286 - Bet you did. 230 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:24,640 - Well played. 231 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:25,921 - Check it out. 232 00:07:26,040 --> 00:07:27,371 [crowd cheering] 233 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,606 ' Ohh! 234 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:29,886 All: Ohh! 235 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,126 [buzzer] 236 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:32,810 [overlapping chatter] 237 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:34,843 - Hey, toothpicld 238 00:07:34,960 --> 00:07:36,644 [laughter] 239 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,444 - ♪ I'm the number one ♪ 240 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:39,965 ♪ But I ain't trying to be that number ♪ 241 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,889 ♪ I'm just here to beat it up ♪ 242 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,206 ♪ I just came to lay the law, my girl ♪ 243 00:07:43,320 --> 00:07:45,004 ♪ I'm all about my cheese ♪ 244 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,281 ♪ Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout the karma ♪ 245 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,169 ♪ I don't want no baby mama ♪ 246 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:50,402 ♪ I don't want that kind of drama, nah ♪ 247 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,285 ♪ Number one, I ain't trying to be that number, girl ♪ 248 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:54,765 ♪ I'm here to beat it up ♪ 249 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:55,961 ♪ I just came to lay the law, my girl ♪ 250 00:07:56,120 --> 00:07:57,770 ♪ I'm all about my cheese ♪ 251 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,041 ♪ Yeah, I'm talkin' 'bout the karma ♪ 252 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:00,650 ♪ I don't want no baby mama ♪ 253 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,047 ♪ I don't want that kind of drama, nah ♪ 254 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,208 - He doesn't have the balls to grab titties. 255 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,481 - Respect yourself. 256 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,761 [all cheer] 257 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,287 - Whoo! - Whoo! 258 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,640 - Respect. - Whatever. 259 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,325 - Great, we just lost all our money. 260 00:08:13,440 --> 00:08:14,851 There goes my iguana fund. 261 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,121 - Well, boys, it was a pleasure 262 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:17,730 doing business with you. 263 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,490 - Whoa, wait, wait. Hang on, hang on, hang on. 264 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:21,210 Let's go double or nothing, just so we can break even. 265 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:23,129 - You don't have anything to bet. 266 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:24,571 - Yes, I do. 267 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:26,011 I'm willing to bet my 'vo 268 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,849 on the homecoming game. 269 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,088 [all snicker] 270 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,089 - RC South is gonna run away with it, okay? 271 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,129 North can't stop Billy Belk. 272 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,851 Plus, your car sucks, so- - My car sucks? Oh- 273 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:38,121 - Yeah. - Sucks. 274 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,730 - It does. - Oh, yeah? 275 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:42,002 What if we bet for RC South to lose? 276 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:43,963 - What? - Yeah. 277 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:45,923 - You're betting against Billy Belk? 278 00:08:46,040 --> 00:08:47,963 - He's- he's, uh, overrated. 279 00:08:48,080 --> 00:08:50,082 - Wow. - I think we do it. 280 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:51,645 - Ders has a bet. 281 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:53,131 - [laughs] - All right! 282 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,730 - Cool, cool. - All right, yeah! 283 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:56,001 - Okay, cool. - It's all fun. 284 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,246 - Enjoy. - See you at the bet! 285 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,521 - Yeah. See you guys at the bet. 286 00:08:58,680 --> 00:08:59,966 - Are you crazy? 287 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:01,889 You're betting against Billy? - Yeah. 288 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,764 Because we're gonna get Billy so drunk tonight 289 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,041 that he's not even gonna be able 290 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:06,321 to show up to the game tomorrow. 291 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:10,121 - Ohh. - Right, yeah. 292 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,924 - Billy. Jilly! What's up? 293 00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:13,690 - 'Sup, boner? - Ha ha, no. 294 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,961 You'd be able to tell. 295 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:16,570 - What's up, erection? 296 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:17,886 - I don't have an erection, Jillian. 297 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,490 - Oh, Blake, I don't want Billy 298 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:21,602 drinking too much before the game tomorrow, okay? 299 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:23,484 - Oh, yeah, me neither. - Shut up! 300 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:26,410 God, no wonder you have cats instead of kids. 301 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,568 Go wait outside until I'm ready to leave. 302 00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:31,445 - Cats are kids. 303 00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:32,686 "Kiddens." 304 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,080 - Billy! flaughs] 305 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:36,248 - What up? What's up, man? 306 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,930 - Buh-buh-Billy boy! 307 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,451 What it is, what it is, what it should be. 308 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,688 - Did you bring some jimmy hats, my main man? 309 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:43,290 - Hell, no! - Oh, yes, nice. 310 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,084 - Whoa. - No fear, I like that. 311 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:46,531 I also like the clothing company. 312 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,005 I have a shirt. I'll give it to you. 313 00:09:48,120 --> 00:09:49,963 "Second place, first loser." - Strong shirt. 314 00:09:50,080 --> 00:09:51,286 - Okay, all right, what the hell are you guys talking about? 315 00:09:51,440 --> 00:09:52,601 Where are the chicks? 316 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:53,960 You guys promised me 317 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,241 I'd get to fuck to completion tonight. 318 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,486 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 319 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:57,806 They're coming, and, uh, 320 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,046 to put it in laid-man's terms, 321 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:00,690 he's gettin' laid, man. 322 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,450 Whoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo! 323 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:04,528 All right, it's time for you to meet our buddy, 324 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:06,722 Tubba [bleep]. 325 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:09,002 - It's cool, 'cause it'll make your brain all relaxed, right? 326 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,487 But your heart... it might explode. 327 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,965 We bought, like, 800 cans 328 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,286 when we found out they made it illegal. 329 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,526 It killed 14 kids in West Virginia. 330 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:16,801 - No joke. - Mm-hmm. 331 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,160 Heart attacks. - I'm ready. 332 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,725 - Yeah, we got a tub of it. 333 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,844 - Here's to no more blowjes and real sex! 334 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:24,928 [all cheer] 335 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,771 - ♪ Double, double, drink, drink ♪ 336 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:29,530 ♪ Don't want no juice, no juice ♪ 337 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:32,962 ♪ A splash of grape drink with my Grey Goose ♪ 338 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:34,650 ♪ Help me get looser ♪ 339 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,127 ♪ Drink, drink, don't want no juice ♪ 340 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,250 ♪ No juice, a splash of grape drink ♪ 341 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,170 All: Beat the tub! - What? 342 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,805 - ♪ Top-shelf vodka, I can't stop her ♪ 343 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,684 ♪ A night at the opera, nothing but drama ♪ 344 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:49,087 ♪ She took a drink and another, drink and another ♪ 345 00:10:49,200 --> 00:10:51,487 ♪ Now she gets up like a mother ♪ 346 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:53,250 ♪ And now I gotta baby-sit ♪ 347 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,964 ♪ I was trying to take her out, take her home and hit ♪ 348 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,287 ♪ She was cute, I was trying to just get some love ♪ 349 00:10:57,400 --> 00:10:59,129 ♪ She wanna pick a fight with some chick in the club ♪ 350 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,925 ♪ I gotta break it up, break it up ♪ 351 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,202 - ♪ Gotta break it up, break it up ♪ 352 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:07,529 ♪ Sugar water purple, sugar water purple ♪ 353 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:09,642 ♪ Alcohol ♪ - ♪ Uh-huh, uh-huh ♪ 354 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,364 - Whoo! - No! 355 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:13,249 - What's up, [bleep]! - It's part of the game. 356 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,641 - [bleep]! What's up, [bleep]! 357 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,569 - This is my guy. - Yeah! 358 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:20,968 - This is my guy. - Whoo! 359 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,844 - I mean, like, what do you say to these girls 360 00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:24,724 to get you to blow] them? 361 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:27,127 I mean, I know what I'd say, 362 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,447 but I wanna hear it from, like, another poon master. 363 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,961 - I'll say anything to get the mouth. 364 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:33,411 - [laughs] 365 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,806 - And, like, you're not scared, right? 366 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:36,803 I mean, there's nothing to be scared of? 367 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:38,410 - Scared of what? 368 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,284 - I heard this story about this girl whose clit 369 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,528 had, like, a fingernail, and this guy's tongue got... 370 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:43,727 - Yeah, I heard about that. - Totally sliced up. 371 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:44,887 - Sliced open. 372 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,161 - What's with you dudes? 373 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,805 Where's the 'tang? 374 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,002 I need to shoot the silk milk before our big game. 375 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:51,406 Empty the nuts! all: Yeah. 376 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,403 - Empty nu-yeah. - We know. 377 00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:55,488 - I'm-I'm so used to doing it, I- 378 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:57,090 - You think my nuts are ever full? 379 00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:58,964 - Like, so many- - Oh, the-the girls- 380 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:00,411 Whoa, they're close, and then it says 381 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,602 that they're juicin' for you. 382 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,324 - They're juicing, and they're ready for silk milk. 383 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,885 - Let me see that. - Wait, no- 384 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,923 - Dude, you didn't get any text messages. 385 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,491 - No, that's a password thing. It's an old phone. 386 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,648 - Oh, password-protected. - Did you delete it? 387 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:13,444 - What? You only got one chick that ain't Jillian 388 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,369 in your contacts. 389 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,164 Kim better be ready to take it. 390 00:12:17,280 --> 00:12:19,851 - Don't call-not K- Don't call- 391 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,327 - Yeah, I'm looking for Kim. Is she there? 392 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,204 - [silent] ' [silent] 393 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,129 - No, I don't want to take Tae Kwon Do classes, dude. 394 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,447 I already did that. 395 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,761 - Should have thought about that- 396 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,008 - Kim's a dude? 397 00:12:32,120 --> 00:12:33,565 - He's a sensei. 398 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:36,001 - You guys don't know one chick, do you? 399 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,246 - Yeah, uh... 400 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,209 - I trusted you losers. 401 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,408 I even told you about bangin' tits, 402 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,045 suckin' shits, and takin' clits. 403 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,969 - He does always say that. - He's always- 404 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:46,923 Yeah, that's cool. - And just so you know, 405 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,407 your tiny, little shrimp dick 406 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,249 has a Facebook page. 407 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:53,442 And I liked it. 408 00:12:53,560 --> 00:12:56,404 Billy! Billy! [plastic cup clatters] 409 00:12:56,520 --> 00:12:59,603 - What is going on with this shrimp dick stuff, man? 410 00:12:59,720 --> 00:13:01,085 - Yeah, man. A lot of people are talking. 411 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,486 - It's stupid, okay? 412 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:03,761 I went to the high school football game. 413 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,370 Lused the little kiddie urinal 414 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,925 'cause no one else was using it, and now, 415 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,168 all of a sudden, I have a little kiddie penis? 416 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,964 Come on, man. - No, that makes sense. 417 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:12,969 - That's bathroom 101. - Yeah, everybody knows that. 418 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,003 - It's not true, okay? What, do you wanna see it? 419 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:16,281 You wanna see it? Huh? - Us? No. 420 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:18,090 - Well, you keep talking about it. 421 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,565 How 'bout I show it to ya? - I'd love to see it. 422 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:20,920 - Oh, you do? Okay, great. 423 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,451 All right, I'm gonna show it to you. 424 00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:24,528 - You ever seen it? - I haven't seen it. 425 00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:29,282 - I've never seen it. I'd love to see it. 426 00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:33,246 - Man. 427 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,647 Nah. 428 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:38,161 Nope. Not tonight. 429 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,805 Guess it wasn't your lucky day. 430 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:42,930 [beatboxing] 431 00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:48,211 [beatboxing] 432 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,051 - Two minutes till game time, and no sign of Billy. 433 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,208 - Yep. - Good plan, Beez. 434 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:55,527 - Hey, what can I say? [laughs] 435 00:13:55,640 --> 00:13:57,165 - Brains of the op. - Thanks. 436 00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,169 - So you guys heard about Billy, huh? 437 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,805 - [laughing] What's the matter? 438 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,922 Is your star running back not feeling too good? 439 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:05,646 Mmm... [whimpers] 440 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:08,286 - Ooh, cry about it. Ooh, he's not here. 441 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,607 Ooh, I'm crying about it. - That's really insensitive. 442 00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:11,960 - [chuckles] Why? - Okay. 443 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,610 - Greetings, football fans. 444 00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:16,724 Today Rancho Cucamonga South is dedicating the game 445 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,320 to Billy Belk, who was in a car accident last night. 446 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:20,930 Luckily, he's in stable condition 447 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,690 with a broken collarbone at St. Joe's. 448 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:25,241 Now let's. .. go, Wolves! 449 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,566 [cheers and applause] 450 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:30,002 - He's okay. He's okay. 451 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,770 All: Billy! Billy! Billy! 452 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,609 Billy! Billy! - They seem motivated. 453 00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:35,563 - Billy! Billy! Billy! - Here we go. 454 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,284 - Billy! Billy! Bill... 455 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,607 [crowd cheering] 456 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,641 - Yep. - Get him. 457 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:47,366 - All right. - Yeah! 458 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,811 [cheers and applause] Yeah! 459 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,571 - Touchdown, RC South! 460 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,604 - All right! All right! 461 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,529 - Lot of game left to be played. 462 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,961 - Oh...fug9-. 463 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:00,764 [upbeat music] 464 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,285 - J'Go ♪ 465 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,050 ♪ Go ♪ 466 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:06,322 ♪ Go, fight, win ♪ 467 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,522 - And a reminder, all Wolves fans, 468 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:10,290 the snack shack... - Oh, my God, oh, my God. 469 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,686 Oh, my God. Okay, please win. 470 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:12,961 Let's please win. 471 00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,684 - Hey. North! 472 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:18,407 Time for those boy bodies to blossom into man bods. 473 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,164 Let's hit puberty right now! 474 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,567 - Check it out, dude. 475 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:25,411 This chick's totally digging my style, man. 476 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:26,646 - Ooh. - [giggling] 477 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:29,240 - Five, six, seven, eight. 478 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,964 T-I-N-Y! 479 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:33,481 You ain't got no alibi. Your dick's tiny! 480 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,080 Yeah, yeah, it's tiny! 481 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:37,850 - She's looking right at you when she's saying that. 482 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:41,203 - T-I-N-Y, you ain't got no alibi. 483 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,810 Your dick's tiny, yeah, yeah. 484 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,291 It's tiny! - I, like-oh, my God. 485 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,731 I need a snack. - Whoo! 486 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,167 - You going to the snack shack? - Yeah. 487 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,611 - Could you get me some "snachos"? 488 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,125 - Yeah, sure. - Yeah, grab me a Mounds. 489 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,561 - Whoa'.! 490 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,131 - First down! 491 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:57,288 26-yard completion for RC South. 492 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,801 - God, this is not happening! 493 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,287 [inspirational music] 494 00:16:02,440 --> 00:16:05,523 - You're right. 495 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:07,722 It's not. 496 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:09,171 - Where you going? 497 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,529 Wait, just wait till Blake gets back, dude. 498 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,404 - I'll take some nachos. 499 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,646 - Uh, anything else I can get you- 500 00:16:15,760 --> 00:16:19,321 popcorn, pizza, corn dog? 501 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,601 - I'll take a corn dog. 502 00:16:20,720 --> 00:16:22,210 - [laughs] 503 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,766 Oh, man, I was just laughing to myself, Jerry, 504 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:27,491 because I was joking about betting my 'vo, 505 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:28,726 and I thought maybe you thought I was serious. 506 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,803 - What? - You didn't know? 507 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,082 I was joking, man. 508 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,565 - Here he is! - Yeah! 509 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:35,926 [cheers and applause] - Holy shit. 510 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:37,644 Belk just took the field! 511 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,161 - Ladies and gentlemen, number 33, 512 00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:41,406 Billy Belk! 513 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:45,281 All: Billy! Billy! Billy! 514 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,680 - Look at the football dance. 515 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,006 Look at that touchdown dance. 516 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,327 [cheers and applause] 517 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:52,568 - Let's hear it for him! 518 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,047 [cheers and applause] 519 00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,649 - Hey, uh, remember... 520 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:00,886 how I was joking? 521 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,201 Uh, I was joking about joking. 522 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,049 So bet is definitely still on. 523 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:05,730 I'll be right back. Do you guys want a Mounds? 524 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:08,002 All: Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy! 525 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,726 - Billy, you should really be in the hospital. 526 00:17:10,880 --> 00:17:12,848 But, by God, I'm glad you're here with us! 527 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,928 Now, get out there and bring this one home! 528 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,849 Go. Billy! Go! 529 00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,450 [cheers and applause] 530 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,005 - All right, Billy! 531 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,804 Let's make sure you don't fumble the ball! 532 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,081 [applause] 533 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,044 - [growling] 534 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,527 - All right, we're handing it off to you, Billy. 535 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,051 Do your thing. Got it? 536 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:33,004 - Uh... 537 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,281 blowjes. 538 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,526 [chuckles] 539 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,846 - Same old Billy. 540 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,086 Ready'? Bream 541 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:40,368 - Agh! Grr. - Whoo! 542 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,845 - First and ten, RC South. 543 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:43,166 [applause] 544 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,601 - Watch it, Billy. Right here. 545 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,051 - Let's go, Billy! 546 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:48,400 - [grunts and squeals] 547 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,251 - Set! Red 30! 548 00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,089 - All right. Come on, come on, come on. 549 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:54,770 - Hut! ['°'aV°'S grunting] 550 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,245 - Whoa! Shit. 551 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,249 [grunts] 552 00:17:58,360 --> 00:17:59,486 - Ho ho ho ho! 553 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:00,766 - Billy Belk tackled for a loss. 554 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,405 - Good effort! - Second and 23. 555 00:18:02,560 --> 00:18:03,800 - We're lucky he didn't fumble! 556 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,127 - Get off the field, little boy! 557 00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:08,322 - Oh, man. 558 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,563 - I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. 559 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:14,331 I'm a big, bright, shining star. 560 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:16,807 [whistle blows] 561 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:20,367 All: Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy! 562 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:23,450 Billy! Billy! 563 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,925 [dramatic music] - Set! Hut! 564 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:27,970 [players grunting] 565 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,242 $5' 566 00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,362 - Fumble it! Billy, fumble! 567 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,606 Billy, fumble! 568 00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:36,166 [triumphant music] 569 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,362 [slow motion] Fumble! 570 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:41,882 - I'm more than a mascot, Dad! 571 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:47,882 $5' 572 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,004 - Whoa! - What the- 573 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,360 - Oh, my God, did you just see that? 574 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,686 - I'm trying to keep my car, man! 575 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,211 - Anders. - What the hell? 576 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:56,486 - What's up, Billy? 577 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:57,840 - What? - What? Who is that? 578 00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,564 - That's the real Billy. 579 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,047 - Hey! Hey! 580 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,851 Hey, yeah! 581 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:06,724 - What the- 582 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:09,605 - H-U-G-E! 583 00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:11,404 Who's got a big dick? Me! 584 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,090 Blake! Remember me? 585 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,885 You said I had a small one. I got a big one! 586 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:18,526 - Hey! - Whoa'. Whoa'.! 587 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,324 Oh! - Stop! 588 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:21,566 - What are you doing? 589 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,051 - We gotta go. We gotta go. Come on! 590 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,286 - Meet at the 'vol Meet at the 'vol 591 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:25,640 Meet at the 'vol Aah! 'Vo! 592 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:28,047 - Hey-whoa. Stop! 593 00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,162 [crowd cheering] 594 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:37,288 - [grunting] 595 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,806 - Yo. - Help me down. 596 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,046 - Dude. - That was awesome. 597 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:42,326 - We gotta go. - You see? 598 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,680 I almost scored a touchdown. 599 00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:44,926 - I saw that. Where's Blaze-onday? 600 00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:47,008 - I don't know! 601 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,810 - Oh, hey, dude! - Whoa, there he is! 602 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,206 - What are you doing under there? 603 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,560 - Where do you think you're going? 604 00:19:51,680 --> 00:19:52,920 That's my car! 605 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:54,963 - No, no, no, no, no. RC South lost. 606 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,208 - Yeah, but you dickheads tampered with the bet! 607 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,049 - Okay, all right, fine. Then I guess, uh... 608 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:00,525 it's a push, right? 609 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,085 Unless you, uh, want to let it ride. 610 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,281 - What are you doing? 611 00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:04,447 - Then I get to pick the overlunder. 612 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,005 - On what? 613 00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:08,122 - On, um... 614 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,446 well, there's been a lot of talk 615 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,841 about my buddy here's dick size. 616 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,689 - Huh? - Yeah, you- 617 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,371 - What's the line? 618 00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,767 - 3 inches. 619 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,041 Hard. 620 00:20:20,160 --> 00:20:21,571 - That's a little Smokie. 621 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,444 Which are delicious. 622 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,925 I'm kind of hungry right now, man. 623 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,246 Whew! - Even if it's small, 624 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,486 it can't be that small, right? 625 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:28,726 - No, of course not. 626 00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:30,080 That's unrealistic small. 627 00:20:30,200 --> 00:20:32,407 - Yeah, scientifically improbable. 628 00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:33,806 Yeah, that's an Atari joystick, man. 629 00:20:33,960 --> 00:20:37,851 That's impossible. - Okay. 630 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,086 We'll take the over. 631 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,486 - All right! - All right! 632 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,604 There it is. - Appreciate it, man. 633 00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,163 - Could ya maybe turn the radio up? 634 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:51,930 - Yeah. - Mm-hmm. 635 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,963 - Nice. 636 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,048 [dog snorting] [party horn blows] 637 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,683 - Set! Hut! 638 00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:05,041 [all grunting] 639 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,044 [triumphant music] 640 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:14,128 $5'