1 00:00:01,760 --> 00:00:04,411 - These are my guys right here. - [sighs, grunts] 2 00:00:04,520 --> 00:00:06,887 - Oh, stay bacld [laughs] 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,002 - The booty cheeks in here are flagrant. 4 00:00:09,120 --> 00:00:11,600 - They are clapping. - Yes, they are. 5 00:00:11,720 --> 00:00:13,245 - I think it's time to, uh, home in 6 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:14,691 on some Valentine's Day dates, dudes. 7 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:15,961 - Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:16,120 --> 00:00:17,167 Check out this slut-tress over here, huh? 9 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:18,691 - Oh, my God. 10 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,450 - Oh, man, I have never seen anything like it. 11 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:24,326 She's absolutely obsessed with the male human penis. 12 00:00:24,440 --> 00:00:26,602 - And that is awesome, because we have those things. 13 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:29,246 - Yeah, last time I checked, I had one, this morning. 14 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,601 - Could you save our spot, please? Thank you! 15 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,809 Uh-oh, dude alert, flying in. 16 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:36,285 Pardon the Interruption... 17 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:38,323 is more than a cool show about sports. 18 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:39,771 It's also the first words 19 00:00:39,880 --> 00:00:41,530 you heard your future lover spout. 20 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:43,483 - Yeah, what's your girls' story? 21 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,045 Are you sponsored by penis, or what? 'Cause that's cool. 22 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:46,605 - Are you guys talking to us? 23 00:00:46,720 --> 00:00:48,245 - Uh, yeah, you idiot. 24 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,890 Of course we are. 25 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,411 I feel like some intros are in order. 26 00:00:51,520 --> 00:00:55,241 This rock star to my I-izz-eft is Bl-izz-ake. 27 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,691 And Blizz be sporting 28 00:00:56,800 --> 00:01:00,247 one of the most deep-throatable lap hogs-ah 29 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:01,566 in this piece. 30 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:03,523 - [POPS] - Fantastic. 31 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:06,291 - Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, I can't get it down! 32 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,609 - We call that the "German house music" right there. 33 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:10,960 - And this tall drink of champagne 34 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,560 over here is the homey Andre. 35 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,728 He will lap you up. 36 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:17,410 - Like a dog drinking water. 37 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,761 - Oh, he's thirsty. Oh, he's thirsty. 38 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,121 - Last, but definitely not gay... 39 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,526 - Straight dude. 40 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:24,971 - My main man Airwolf, 41 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:27,003 a.k.a. Adam. - [howls] 42 00:01:27,120 --> 00:01:29,487 - He's the kind of guy that you don't want 43 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:32,683 to bring home to Mom. Tell 'em why. 44 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:37,203 - 'Cause I'll fuck your mom. 45 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:38,924 - Ah... 46 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,530 - [screams] Ooow! 47 00:01:40,640 --> 00:01:42,483 Oww! 48 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,922 [beatboxing] 49 00:01:46,080 --> 00:01:49,129 - ♪ I'm fresh ♪ 50 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:51,242 - ♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪ 51 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:54,489 - ♪ You gotta be fresh ♪ 52 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,045 - I don't get it. 53 00:01:56,160 --> 00:01:59,687 I felt like I played that exactly right. 54 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,450 And she stabbed me in the head. 55 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:02,840 - What can I say? 56 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:04,405 Another Valentine's Day with my boys, 57 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,881 eating heart-shaped pizza from Rancho Cucapizza. 58 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,490 Yummy. - Oh'.! 59 00:02:08,600 --> 00:02:11,001 - Guys, we should be eating Rancho Cuca-Penoche. 60 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,565 - Mm-hmm. 61 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:13,841 - And we did not rehearse that Lisa Loeb song 62 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,689 for five hours not to serenade 63 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,370 our Valentine's Day dates, dudes 64 00:02:17,480 --> 00:02:20,529 - This is making me sad, and I hate being sad. 65 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,608 Let's go do something un-sad. 66 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,529 Like watching pornog together on the big scr- 67 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:25,766 - That sounds awesome. 68 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,723 - No! Don't you understand? 69 00:02:27,840 --> 00:02:30,446 Porno's the reason we don't know how to talk to girls. 70 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:31,766 - What? 71 00:02:31,920 --> 00:02:33,729 - Pornog... - Thank you. 72 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:35,291 - Is the reason we don't know how to talk to girls anymore. 73 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:38,449 Okay, it's melted our brains into... 74 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:40,562 porn juice or something, I don't know. 75 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:42,848 But we got to meet real chicks 76 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:44,405 or else we're never gonna be real men. 77 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:45,971 - Okay, sure. 78 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:47,320 But where are you supposed to meet real chicks 79 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,522 with 48 hours until the big day? 80 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:50,721 [computer key clacks] 81 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:52,524 - RealChixxxChat.com. 82 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:53,687 - Webcam girls? Come on. 83 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,041 This is pornog, right? - Mm-mm. 84 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:59,130 - These are real girls that happen to be online, right? 85 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,647 Looking for real guys like us in the real world. 86 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,728 - Yeah, they're real chicks, they're just sitting there. 87 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,002 Sometimes they're eating food, sometimes they're masturbating. 88 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:08,731 Plus these real chicks are going solo. 89 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:10,205 Everybody knows it takes two to porno. 90 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,368 Pardon me, pornog, Blake. - Oh, thank you. 91 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:13,925 - Holy wobbly-woos. 92 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,690 - We got B-B-dubs. 93 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:16,887 [laughs] - Look out. 94 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,161 - We got some dominatrix. 95 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,601 - Muscle babes. - I'm into that. 96 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:22,762 I like vascularity in the breasts. 97 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,167 - Oh, check out this girl with the Tina Fey glasses. 98 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,760 I wouldn't mind getting in her bossy pants. 99 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,120 - Stylish, sophisticated. 100 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,766 Says her name is JustAnna. 101 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:33,086 [key clicks] - Ooh. 102 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:34,690 - Tokens, we love tokens. [slapping] 103 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,087 - She's magnificent! 104 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,202 - You know what feels really good? 105 00:03:39,360 --> 00:03:40,407 Tokens. 106 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:41,931 - She's breathtaking. 107 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:46,011 - She's slapping her pussy. Elegantly. 108 00:03:46,160 --> 00:03:48,083 - Wow, look at all the dudes in this room. 109 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,611 It's a packed house, check it out. 110 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:50,767 They're all checking a load of her. 111 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,166 - I just painted this one, 112 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,489 because I love beautiful lookout points. 113 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:57,284 - Zoiks! She's an art babe! 114 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,368 Methinks I'm in love. 115 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:00,606 [Chime] 116 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,888 Oh, thanks for the tip, KevinJamesFan6. 117 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:05,082 - Oh, God! These guys are animals. 118 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:06,690 - The next guy to go private 119 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:09,371 gets to see me paint a masterpiece. 120 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:10,561 - Go private. - Wait. 121 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:11,806 It's credit card only, though. 122 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:13,285 - I don't care. I'm on it, boys. 123 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,851 - Oh, yeah. - That's okay, yeah, baby. 124 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:16,086 - Wait, wait, wait, wait... - Saving her life. 125 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:17,770 - Before we take the honor 126 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:18,927 of going private with JustAnna, 127 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,280 I wanna make it clear 128 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,801 that we do not crank down 129 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:24,081 under any circumstances. 130 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,130 We will treat her like a lady. 131 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:29,607 We will treat her like a real chick. 132 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:31,722 - You know, but what is the definition of "cranking down"? 133 00:04:31,840 --> 00:04:33,808 - The definition of "cranking down" is... 134 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:36,566 grabbing your penis and thrusting it 135 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,125 until you climax. 136 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,810 - Grabbing your penis and thrusting it? Sure. 137 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:41,126 - Cool, cool. - I promise. 138 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,844 - Here we go. - All right. 139 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,689 - Ooh, hey, boys. 140 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:47,531 All: Hey! 141 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,205 - Wow, three boys? 142 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,560 So much to love. 143 00:04:50,680 --> 00:04:52,250 Tell me about yourselves. 144 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:55,569 - Well, I feel the easiest way to do that would be- 145 00:04:55,680 --> 00:04:57,842 and a three, and a two, and a- 146 00:04:57,960 --> 00:04:59,724 all: ♪ You say ♪ 147 00:04:59,840 --> 00:05:02,366 ♪ I only hear what I want to ♪ 148 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:03,766 ♪ I don't listen hard ♪ 149 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,450 ♪ I don't pay attention ♪ 150 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,005 ♪ To the distance that you're running ♪ 151 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:08,924 ♪ To anyone, anywhere ♪ 152 00:05:09,040 --> 00:05:11,646 ♪ I don't understand, if you really care ♪ 153 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:16,926 ♪ I'm only hearing negative, no, no, no, no ♪ 154 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,565 - Here's my trick. It is called... 155 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:19,761 [yo-yo hits ground] 156 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:21,684 - Ugh. - "Rocking our baby." 157 00:05:21,840 --> 00:05:24,241 That's our baby right there. 158 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,727 And I drop the baby, and then I catch it. 159 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:28,490 I would be a great dad. - Whoo! 160 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:30,688 - I mean, as soon as you have him treating you that way- 161 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,245 abusive-you get the heck out of there. 162 00:05:32,360 --> 00:05:33,566 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 163 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,091 - No. What? - Aren't we done? 164 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:36,565 It's not that bad, I guess. 165 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:37,727 - I love you so much. 166 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,171 [groaning] 167 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:41,362 [slurping] 168 00:05:41,480 --> 00:05:42,606 [shouts] 169 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,290 Oh, oh! 170 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,801 [grunting] 171 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:52,442 All: ♪ You say ♪ 172 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:56,610 ♪ I only hear what I want to ♪ 173 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,362 - [whispers] Stay. 174 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:02,527 Female announcer: And we'll be back 175 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,085 with more Workaholics. 176 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:07,570 [beatboxing] 177 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,451 - [groaning gently] 178 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,449 - Who's crying? 179 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:14,728 Hey, whoa, whoa, hey, hands where I can see 'em, man. 180 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:15,887 We said no cranking down! 181 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,047 That's part of the agreement. 182 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,241 - I'm not cranking down! 183 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,441 - What the hell's going on in here? 184 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:20,925 - [wheezy exhale] 185 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,246 - Oh, he's trying to hands-free ejacld 186 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,447 - To what? - Yeah. 187 00:06:23,560 --> 00:06:24,607 We watched some yoga guy do it 188 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:25,926 in a video the other day. 189 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,246 - This is legal. I'm not using hands. 190 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:28,407 We said cranking down. 191 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:29,567 - No, no, not legal. 192 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,045 Slack your bone now, Adam. 193 00:06:31,200 --> 00:06:32,770 - I will tell myself when to slack my bone. 194 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,120 - I'll slack it for you! 195 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:35,287 - Oh, you're gonna slack it for me? 196 00:06:35,400 --> 00:06:37,243 - Yeah. - Hey, morning, boys. 197 00:06:37,360 --> 00:06:39,010 All: Hey! 198 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,451 - Must have fallen asleep. 199 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:42,244 Have you guys been watching me all night? 200 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,328 - Yeah, well, these two bozos fell asleep, 201 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,489 but... I watched you all night long. 202 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,284 - That's sweet. 203 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:50,811 - I dreamt about you. - Yeah. 204 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,526 - Anyway, I made you breakfast. 205 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:54,841 - [laughs] Ohh. 206 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:56,200 - I got some toast, some Beerios, 207 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:59,085 extra carbs for masturbating all day. 208 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,770 - You guys are the best, I mean it. 209 00:07:00,880 --> 00:07:02,291 - We're feeling you too. 210 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,487 - So we're gonna go, 'cause we got work, 211 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:04,840 we're gonna be late. 212 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,007 I'm glad you enjoyed breakfast. See ya. 213 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:07,167 - We got computers at work. 214 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,560 We'll see you in 30. 215 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:10,125 [chime] - I don't get it. 216 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:12,282 Why would RealChixxxChat be a forbidden website? 217 00:07:12,400 --> 00:07:13,765 Makes no sense. 218 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,006 The company's only supposed to block pornog. 219 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,606 - Does the name RealChixxxChat 220 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,802 even sound remotely like a porno site? 221 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,849 - What next? He's gonna block Google 222 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,128 because there's two Cs, and they look like breasts? 223 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:25,730 That doesn't make any sense. 224 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:27,086 You can watch all kinds of stuff. 225 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,247 - Yes, Lord knows, last week, 226 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:29,521 all we were doing all day 227 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,483 was watching breast-feeding videos. 228 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:33,364 - And those Brazilian kids that were dancing behind each other. 229 00:07:33,480 --> 00:07:35,164 They were like five years old. 230 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:38,011 - JustAnna, right now, is going private with a ton of dudes. 231 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,804 Probably rich dudes 232 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:42,491 who are wearing Aristotle and Abercrombie & Fidge. 233 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,011 And we're just sitting here all Merona-ed out. 234 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:45,690 Okay, she's a real chick. 235 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:47,564 So we need to treat her like a real chick 236 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:49,330 and force her to love us. 237 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:50,885 - Sure, yeah. - Thank you. 238 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,684 - But, dude, we can't flex on fools, 239 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,086 if we can't even log on. 240 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,686 - Alice's computer accesses pornog. 241 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:58,484 - How do you know that? 242 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:02,889 - Because sometimes... 243 00:08:03,040 --> 00:08:05,771 I masturbate in her office. 244 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,206 - [knocks on wall] 245 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,810 Alice, you're not gonna believe this. 246 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:11,127 We just saw your ex-husband in the parking lot. 247 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,481 - Ooh! For Valentine's Day? 248 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:14,681 That is so cute. 249 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,928 - My ex is in the parking lot? 250 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,451 - Yeah. 251 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,602 And he's asking for you. 252 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,609 - He mentioned he had a surprise. It's flowers. 253 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:25,007 - For Valentine's Day! Oh, my God! 254 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,690 It makes so much sense! - There are flowers. 255 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,802 - I haven't seen that jerk in, like, four years. 256 00:08:28,920 --> 00:08:30,490 I wonder who died. Excuse me. 257 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:31,761 - Yeah. - Okay. 258 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:33,245 - He probably still loves you. - Yeah. 259 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:34,805 See what- Go, go, go, go. 260 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:36,809 - JustAnna better not be showing her milk missiles 261 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,285 to the whole goddamn world. 262 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:39,765 Men can be such creeps. 263 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,167 - Maybe I should go on first, alone. 264 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:46,205 - Mmmmaybe I should probably go on first, 265 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,527 to protect her from assholes like KevinJamesFan6. 266 00:08:48,640 --> 00:08:49,687 - Hmm, no, no. - Excuse me! 267 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,205 - Hmm, no, okay? - Pardon me. 268 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,970 - Pardon moi, all right? - Pardon me. 269 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,650 - 'Cause I think I should take the lead here, boys, 270 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:58,009 because I did mention that I had a question about art. 271 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,849 - [slapping] Hey! 272 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:01,883 Look who's just in time to see me slap it! 273 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,083 All: Hey! 274 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:10,407 [door shuts] 275 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:13,808 - [under breath] Okay, okay. 276 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:15,922 - I took my time to create a composite 277 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:17,405 of both of our faces, 278 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,409 so we can see what our child would look like. 279 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:20,567 - Bad dad. 280 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,125 - I'm calling him JustSven. 281 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,366 He's got your eyes and my mouth. 282 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,527 - Oh, very homely. 283 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:26,324 Bad genes, bad genes. 284 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,249 - Aww, I've always wanted a little boy. 285 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,362 - Well, you got one! He's got your eyes. 286 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:31,845 And also, I'd love to take you 287 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,166 to the lookout point of Rancho Cucamonga. 288 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:34,930 - Okay, excuse me. - Romantic. 289 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,565 - Actually, we said one topic per. 290 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:37,767 So it's my turn. - It's romantic. 291 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,211 - And I would like to ask you 292 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:41,368 to wobble your noobs back and forth, 293 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:42,720 so I can ejaculate in my pants. 294 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:43,966 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! Hey! Hey! 295 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:45,206 Hold your "horse-ti-cles," okay? 296 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:46,367 We said no masturbating! 297 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:47,851 - I'm not masturbating. 298 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:49,405 And actually we said "no cranking down," 299 00:09:49,520 --> 00:09:50,885 and I'm not cranking down. 300 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,321 I'm just trying to secrete my love to you 301 00:09:53,440 --> 00:09:54,680 without using hands. - Stop it. 302 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,086 - That's enough. 303 00:09:56,240 --> 00:09:57,605 - And that's not creepy. 304 00:09:57,720 --> 00:09:59,085 - Go ahead and put your blouse back on, hon. 305 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,287 I have a question about art. - [blubbers lips] 306 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,731 - Okay? Will you paint me nude? 307 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:03,410 - All right, all right, 308 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,249 that's actually creepier than what I'm doing. 309 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:06,407 - You're really here. 310 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,648 Look, you hurt me really bad, 311 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,764 but I'm willing to give you another cha- 312 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,161 - You're my secret admirer? 313 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,090 ' [sighs] 314 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,601 - Game on. 315 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,767 - Does this body work for you? 316 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:25,370 - It's actually very hard. 317 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:26,885 [overlapping chatter] 318 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,729 - It's very hard. - My body, your face. 319 00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:30,808 - Oop! [clears throat] 320 00:10:30,920 --> 00:10:33,491 - Oh, it's- 321 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,331 - So... 322 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:37,487 all: ♪ Ohh ♪ 323 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,647 ♪ I turned the radio on ♪ 324 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,000 ♪ I turned the radio up ♪ 325 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,286 ♪ And this woman was singing my- ♪ 326 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,765 - That is enough. 327 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,405 - ♪ 'Cause nothin'... ♪ 328 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:48,320 - That was not my ex-husband. 329 00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:50,522 - You know, I thought that he looked a lot like Bill. 330 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,483 I was like, "Her ex-husband looks a lot like Bill." 331 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:53,840 - I just put it together. - Yeah. 332 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,405 - Jillian! She pranked us. 333 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:56,681 We all just got joshed. 334 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,285 - I do not appreciate it 335 00:10:58,400 --> 00:11:00,323 when people fuck with my personal life. 336 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:02,647 Now clock out and go home! 337 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:06,250 - ♪ So you think I was naive ♪ 338 00:11:06,360 --> 00:11:07,407 - Now! - Okay, totally. 339 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,562 Very sorry, all right. 340 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,362 [beatboxing] 341 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,130 - I can't believe I didn't even get to say good-bye. 342 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:19,005 - Didn't say-dude, we almost lost our jobs today. 343 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:20,645 - Um, I don't think we should be having this conversation 344 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,171 without JustAnna. 345 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,406 - No, we should not, okay? 346 00:11:23,520 --> 00:11:24,885 We need to actually just stop 347 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,843 this whole JustAnna addiction. 348 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,008 I'm sorry, but someone's got to be the adult here. 349 00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:30,451 - Where are you going? 350 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:31,641 - I'm going for a rip on my Bianchi. 351 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:32,807 What's it look like? 352 00:11:32,960 --> 00:11:34,007 I got to blow some steam off. 353 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,167 - So what? 354 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,327 You just take a dump on my dreams, 355 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:38,488 then you leave? 356 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,568 - It's what I do best. 357 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,404 [door shuts] - That guy. 358 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,170 - Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 359 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,691 Both'. Let's go... 360 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:47,086 - Get his laptop. - Make a salami sandwich. 361 00:11:47,200 --> 00:11:48,361 - You know, it's crazy, 362 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:49,567 from up here, Rancho Cucamonga seems 363 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:51,091 like a small town. 364 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,328 You know, someday, this city could be all ours? 365 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:56,484 - Oh, it's just so beautiful up here, Anders. 366 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:58,045 - Actually, um... 367 00:11:58,160 --> 00:11:59,571 I've got a hard on. 368 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,728 - Oh, well, then why don't you pull it out 369 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,808 and stroke it and... 370 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,287 I'll turn my twat into a glove. 371 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:08,129 - [guffaws] Okay, all right. 372 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,969 God, you're such a real chick. 373 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,167 I love it. 374 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,611 Now, if we do this, 375 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:15,246 I would love for you to call me your fave. 376 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,486 Call me Dave Your Fave. 377 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,647 [clatteringl 378 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:19,444 No, David Your Favorid. 379 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:20,846 - Hey, David! - What? 380 00:12:20,960 --> 00:12:22,564 Okay, say I'm your Valentine. 381 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,051 - We knew you'd be at Lookout Point. 382 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,481 How cliche can you get, you backstabbing slut? 383 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:28,165 - Oh, you said no cranking down. 384 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,327 You're such a hypothetical. 385 00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,805 You're a hypothetic. 386 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:32,046 - Yep, I'm disgusted. 387 00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,128 - Hey, guys, I told him to pull it out. 388 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,641 - Hey, JustAnna, the men are talking. 389 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,728 - So that whole song and dance about breaking up 390 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,763 was all a bunch of baloney sandwich meat? 391 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,803 - "'3 my laptop! - Your laptop? 392 00:12:42,920 --> 00:12:44,729 - "'3 my laptop. - Your laptop? 393 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:47,525 More like, soar, laptop! 394 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,290 - JustAnna! 395 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,606 What have you done? 396 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:52,085 - I immediately regret doing that. 397 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:53,611 I'm sorry about that. - Look at us! 398 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:55,085 - We're supposed to be in this together! 399 00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:56,611 - Hey, dorks! 400 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,006 Shut up! 401 00:12:58,120 --> 00:12:59,406 I'm trying to finish this V-Day 402 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,329 with a BA'.! 403 00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:02,885 - High school BJs, dude. 404 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:04,206 - Miss 'em. - [blubbers lips] 405 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,288 I got like... 406 00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:07,970 I never got one. 407 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,809 - That's what time travel is gonna be for. 408 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:12,161 All: Hey! 409 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,327 ' Shh! 410 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:14,845 - Oh, hey, boys. 411 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,166 - [whispering] We were hoping 412 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:19,489 that you would join us in real life, 413 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,886 in reality. 414 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,331 Uh, for Valentine's Day. 415 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,408 Just the four of us. 416 00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,807 - Wait, I just put in $500 worth of time the other day. 417 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:28,570 - Why don't you just put in a little more, okay? 418 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,409 - Because I can't, my credit card's maxed out. 419 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:31,806 I bought a laptop. 420 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,809 - What kind of bobo credit card do you have? 421 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,001 - It's not bobo, it's Discover, 422 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:36,167 and it pays to, okay? 423 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:37,770 - Doesn't seem like it. 424 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,251 - 'Cause you're the one who maxed it out, 425 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,681 trying to hands-free jack when-really? 426 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,410 - That's a worthy endeavor. 427 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:44,760 - [whispers] You don't have the mental bandwidth 428 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,120 to pull that off, playboy. 429 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,287 - I don't have the mental bandwidth? 430 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,686 - No. 431 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,370 - You have no idea how wide my band is. 432 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:51,970 - It's like a cat's tail. - You know what? 433 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,320 I'll hands-free right now. Watch, in public. 434 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,521 - Go for it. - Watch, I'm doin' it. 435 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,085 I'm at half-mast already. 436 00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:58,362 - Hey, fellas. - I'm gonna blow in a minute. 437 00:13:58,520 --> 00:13:59,931 Shh! If you could be quiet for one minute, 438 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,166 I will explode in my pants. 439 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:02,441 - Adam! - I wanna see you. 440 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,607 - Okay, there's a lot of pressure here. 441 00:14:03,720 --> 00:14:05,051 There's too much pressure. 442 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,730 - I need you, I need my dude crew, right now. 443 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:08,888 Because I'm gonna ask her if we can go private 444 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,570 for free, all right? Just for a second. 445 00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:13,331 Just for your daddies. - No, I'm not allowed. 446 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,726 - [slaps desk] okay. 447 00:14:14,840 --> 00:14:16,365 - You've got to be kidding me. What? 448 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:17,606 - That was fun! 449 00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:19,848 - All right, KevinJamesFan6 says, 450 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,081 "Pay up or shut up. 451 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,170 Now start beating your bread box"? 452 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,486 Oh, you don't- - That's our girl! 453 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,011 - You don't talk to our woman like that! 454 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,246 Tell him to... 455 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,567 - Uh... - Tell him to... 456 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:31,801 - We gotta- 457 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:32,967 - What did we say to that one guy? 458 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,286 - We were leaving the bar... 459 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:36,164 - You said- - Yeah. No, and I said, 460 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:38,169 Oh, "suck it." all: Yes! 461 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,567 - I said "suck it." With, like, three "U"s, though, 462 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,727 so he knows we mean business. 463 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:43,080 - Anna! I'm being told 464 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,440 there's someone in your chat room 465 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:45,846 harassing customers. 466 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,088 Well, block him, and get back to slapping it! 467 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:49,287 Now'.! 468 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:50,447 [door shuts] 469 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:51,846 [beep] 470 00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:53,007 - Banned? - What? 471 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,686 - Fu-u-u-u-udge! 472 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:57,529 Uh, Superfudge. 473 00:14:57,640 --> 00:14:58,801 Judy Blume. 474 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,770 It's a...literary classic. 475 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,206 [beatboxing] 476 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,567 [beatboxing] 477 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,331 - So, according to my credit card bill, 478 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,124 this is the RealChixxxChat office. 479 00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,129 - We just need to be some polite-ass dudes, 480 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:15,287 charm the fuck out of the secretary. 481 00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:16,970 ' Ohh! 482 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:18,445 - She'll probably tell us where JustAnna lives. 483 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,647 - Yeah, then we can tell 'em 484 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:20,807 about that abusive boyfriend dude. 485 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,410 - That's right. 486 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,567 - And then we can have JustAnna move in with us, 487 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:24,841 for at least Valentine's Day. 488 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,246 - What? You're leaving? No, stay. 489 00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,640 - No, I thought you would have left already. 490 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,250 - I thought I could leave, but I was wrong. 491 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:31,886 - Mm! Drama. 492 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,490 - Girlfriend, please. 493 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,886 - Have you guys seen Entourage? 494 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,843 His name's "Drama," he's funny. 495 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,041 I think he's, like, the funny one. 496 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:39,207 - Oh, my God. 497 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:40,367 You guys. 498 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,811 You guys, we had it all wrong. 499 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,088 RealChixxxChat is like a giant sex prison. 500 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,326 - Our plan just shape-shifted. 501 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:46,601 We got to save these girls, man. 502 00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:48,131 We got to go find Anna, and then we got 503 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:50,083 to open up a battered-women's shelter. 504 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,089 At our house, preferably. - Let's say we split up, 505 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,531 just in case one of us gets caught or something. 506 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:54,841 - I'll go this way. Psych. 507 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:56,610 I'm going this way. JustAnna! 508 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,165 JustAnna! JustAnna! 509 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,611 I saved your life. 510 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,085 You're free! Run! 511 00:16:01,200 --> 00:16:02,486 - Come on, you're free! Get out of here! 512 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,647 JustAnna? 513 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:04,807 Oh, hey! Damn, girl. 514 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:05,967 - Hey, Just- Oh, I'm sorry. 515 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,445 JustAnna? 516 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,005 You're free to go, okay? Get out of here. 517 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:10,610 Hey. Ahem. Excuse me, 518 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,370 Uh, I'm looking for JustAnna. 519 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,720 I was gonna free her. - JustAnna? 520 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,887 - Yeah, I mean, I'll free you too. 521 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,047 See, it's no big deal. 522 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,247 - Bad boy! -Jeefl 523 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,771 - Get back here and suck my dicld 524 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,961 - JustAnna! - Strong! 525 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,407 - You're free, go. Go, tan! 526 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:23,646 Go tan! It's still sunny out! 527 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:24,841 Holy shit! 528 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,570 - Angelo and Rongelo- 529 00:16:26,680 --> 00:16:27,966 - Come on! Come on, let's go! 530 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,286 You don't have to be here anymore. 531 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,890 - [screams] Hey! My show! My tips! 532 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,286 Motherfucker! - Ow! 533 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,006 - You-ow! Ow! Oh, Jesus! 534 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,167 - JustAnna! 535 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,248 - Oh! - JustAnna! 536 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,089 - Oh, my God! We're gonna come back for you guys. 537 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,804 We're gonna free those-and you. 538 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:43,888 - JustAnna! 539 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,126 - They're animals. 540 00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,288 [slow clapping] - Were they chasing you? 541 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:50,364 - JustAnna? 542 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,527 - Nope. 543 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,483 Just me. 544 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,761 Greatjob, fellas. 545 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:56,564 Trespassing and possibly assault. 546 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,841 Cops will love that. 547 00:16:57,960 --> 00:16:59,564 - No, the cops are gonna love you. 548 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,330 Because you're running a sex trafficking business. 549 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,010 - Sex trafficking? 550 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,565 I'm on the board of the Chamber of Commerce, fellas. 551 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,205 - Well, then you let her out of that chamber! 552 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,209 Of commerce. 553 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,560 - Hey, look, man, all right? 554 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:11,648 JustAnna's our sweetheart, okay? 555 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,211 - She's everybody's sweetheart. 556 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,924 - We're not leaving without her. 557 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:18,044 - Okay, I'll call her in. 558 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:19,241 Anna? 559 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:20,725 [busy signal beeping] 560 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,365 Anna? 561 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,090 I don't know how to work the phones. 562 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:25,690 So maybe we should just go to her. 563 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,040 - Ooh, that's naughty. 564 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,130 You're bad. - JustAnna! 565 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:31,321 Itlfi “I Q! It I § [1 N 566 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:32,487 - Hey! Hey! 567 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,840 Hands off! - Okay. 568 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:36,042 - These guys came here to rescue you, Anna. 569 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,202 They said you're their sweetheart. 570 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,288 - What are you guys doing here? 571 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,448 - Uh... 572 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,130 - Well, if you must know, 573 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,447 we think we're falling for you, babe. 574 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:48,483 Like, in the love way. 575 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:49,886 - Blake, you guys don't even know me. 576 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,287 - I think we actually know a lot about you. 577 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:55,131 There's a little twinkle in your eye, 578 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,607 you have those cute little glasses, 579 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,444 and the way you smack your pussy. 580 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,925 - Okay, well, what you don't know is 581 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,849 that three babies crawled out of here. 582 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,883 - But what about the paintings? Your art? 583 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,048 You can't just flush your dreams down the toilet. 584 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,766 - The art is just a gimmick. Keith paints these. 585 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,450 - You like 'em, right? Cool paintings? 586 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,050 - No, they're bad, they're terrible. 587 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,731 It's like a stupid, dumb baby drew 'em. 588 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,888 - Oh, a dumb baby drew this? - A dumb little baby. 589 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,729 - You're showing your ignorance of composition. 590 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,365 - Okay, so we're here 591 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,289 because you're the happiest, most joyful person 592 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,084 that we've ever shared our lives with. 593 00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,009 And we want to share the rest of our lives with you. 594 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:29,122 - I've been in and out of psych wards my whole life. 595 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,720 You guys just don't want to be alone 596 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,928 on another Valentine's Day. 597 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:35,530 - [chuckles] - That's- 598 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,404 - Yeah, that's it, sure. - Okay. 599 00:18:37,520 --> 00:18:40,126 - I tell you what. 600 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:43,244 How about tonight, and tonight only, 601 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:47,206 I come, uh, hang out with you guys? 602 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:50,881 What do you say? 603 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,482 - Three giant babies crawled through that vagina hole? 604 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,045 - Oh, man. - Pass! 605 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,286 - And she was committed? 606 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:59,209 So she's, like, a nuts person? 607 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,243 - Oh, le-let's not forget the most important thing. 608 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:02,646 She wasn't an artist, okay? 609 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,841 Deal breaker. 610 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,200 - Not for me. - Right, sure. 611 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,606 - It was more the crazy thing 612 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,041 and all the babies crawling out of her vag. 613 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,207 - Thought she was an artist, and she lied to us. 614 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,049 - Three gross little things. 615 00:19:12,160 --> 00:19:13,571 - Hey, can we get two kamikazes? 616 00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:15,205 - But... 617 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:18,608 she did teach us how to talk to real chicks. 618 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:21,081 - Yeah. Yeah. 619 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,885 H ' Yo!? 620 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,490 How about I intro you birds 621 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:27,449 to my main man Birkenstock over there'? 622 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,647 - Over here! 623 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,330 - We call him the plumber, 624 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:34,201 because he will straight fix your leaky pipes. 625 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:36,522 - He ain't lyin'. Speaking of lion... 626 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,369 my main man with the mane, ma'am, 627 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,925 this is Blake, ma'am. 628 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,326 Hung like a rhino, 629 00:19:41,440 --> 00:19:43,283 and educated about women's bodies, 630 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,368 like a "gyno"... cologist. 631 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,527 - Floop! - That was good. 632 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:48,165 That was really good, Ders. 633 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,329 "Like a gynecologist." - That's a vaginal doctor. 634 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,204 - Right. - That's him. 635 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,606 - I can hear that, I can hear that. 636 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:56,165 That's checking out. - Yeah, it is. 637 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,489 - And last, but definitely not gay... 638 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,125 - Mm-mm. - Not a gay dude. 639 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:03,049 Pew-pew! Pew-pew! - We got Adam. 640 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,481 And why don't you ladies go ahead and give him a hand? 641 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,244 Because he doesn't need one. 642 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:09,249 - Oh, we're doing that? Oh, we're doing that right now? 643 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,407 - Bring it on, man. 644 00:20:10,560 --> 00:20:12,369 - I think I can handle that. 645 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,090 [groans] - [whistles] 646 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,443 - [grunts] Oh, I'm at half-mast already. 647 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,608 - Get it, boy. - H00! H00! 648 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,609 Papa came to play. Papa came to play. 649 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,724 - He's hands-free masturbating in front of you. 650 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:26,365 - Oh, it's working! It's actually- 651 00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,244 Oh! - Wh°a! Oh! Oh: 652 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,407 - All right. 653 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:31,124 You got me wet. 654 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:35,245 How about I return the Favreau, John? 655 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,885 - Nice. - Ugh! 656 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,729 - He's a direct- - Hey, what are you doing? 657 00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:40,041 - Whoa, man, okay. 658 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,491 What do you say we just go home 659 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,840 and boot up some porno? 660 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:44,121 - Yeah, I'd love to. 661 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,527 We don't have a laptop, remember? 662 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:50,002 - Wild Things is on Starz at 8:50. 663 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,645 - That's a date. 664 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,205 - It's been a while since we've seen it. 665 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,163 - Nice! 666 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,282 [dog snorting] [party horn blows] 667 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,600 - So this guy's a rapist, right? 668 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,007 And I'm you. Oh, God! 669 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,487 Oh, he's raping me in a dark alleyway! 670 00:21:06,600 --> 00:21:07,886 Oh, suddenly, I come out of nowhere. 671 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,331 I come around and he's raping you, 672 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,805 and I throw you to safety, I'm like, 673 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,410 "You wanna get raped, you gotta act raped." 674 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,010 And I start raping the rapist right back. 675 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,326 I'll rape for you.